Technoblade Makes Roblox Stupidly Funny

child would you like a burger i would quite enjoy the father figure right now this burger is a father figure thank you for the burger i still don't have a father figure in my life not my problem by the way if you guys enjoyed this video make sure to press subscribe it helps me out a lot and sometimes youtube unsubscribes you and you don't even realize so make sure you subscribe and you weren't already subscribed subscribing supports me a bunch and helps me create more content like this so if you guys enjoyed this video make sure to press subscribe it's totally free appreciate all your support and enjoy the video i gotta show you guys what i'm gonna agree technoblade with listen technoblade it's like having a guest over at your house right you're gonna treat your guests good you're gonna treat your guest right technoblade is my guest today so i got i'm not gonna lie chat chat i'm not gonna lie i dressed very very good today even in real life i dress very good good enough for technoblade that's what i say all right who's ready okay okay check this out so i'm walking around i'm walking around oh it's roblox it's a nice little game but what will technoblade see this is pov pov you're gonna meet technoblade yes yes dad look at me look at me i got the peppa pig shirts oh my god it looks so good listen guys technoblade will 100 he's gonna say thank you to me for dressing so nicely today oh my god chad should we talk to the man himself i'm kind of scared what if he says [ __ ] you i'm gonna leave you look like a goddamn crazy weirdo chad let's talk to the man himself let's talk to the man himself check no blades i'm not gonna lie quackity i am currently having the worst day of my life hi what do you mean so i heard we were gonna be playing roblox and i was like oh this is fantastic i i got my old 2008 vintage roblox account i got all of like my super valuable cosmetics and they're like baseball cards okay they get more valuable as time goes on we're talking hundreds of thousands of robux here all right and i can't i can't access my account i don't know what the email is it's so long ago no no no no no all of my swag is gone no tell me you're kidding tell me you're kidding i'm not kidding it's all god what hey you don't want to mess with me i'm a pretty big deal even on this new account i've already been messaged by builder man himself all right wait [ __ ] my dad the ceo of roblox has personally sent my new account a message because he knows his potential when he sees it do not let it get to your head oh it's gone right to my head then why did he message me too i got his dm right here from builder man wow i guess you're not that special techno blade did you know builder man's my dad by the way i did not know that if you fail rp at any point in this stream i'm gonna get banned from roblox yeah now you get it holy you look like a chad i know right why did they give me this is like a default no the default character is way uglier than this oh my god click on my profile and tell me what you think all right content deleted no no no my character not the description of my account how do i look i guess you look all right what the [ __ ] does that say thrasher no that's peppa pig that's peppa pig that's like her nickname or something technoblade how rusty are you and your role playing skills uh i play on this smp server yeah dream team roleplay chat we're gonna play dream team role play we're gonna take him to a place where he's familiar how do i look new here we go this is not you this is it doesn't look as good as you look right here we go wait he's transformed this is the real techno blade how's my impersonation i can't even tell the difference yes who do you think you'd be better at impersonating here i feel like i do a decent techno blade in person no that's banned that's banned from my role-playing server and my dad would get in contact quack dude oh i know why they misspelled it technoblade i don't know if you know but the name quackity is actually censored in all of roblox who are you going for looks so stupid you may not like this quackity but this is what peak fitness performance looks like all right you're built like a square look at yourself what do you mean i'm built like a square you got square arms i've decided to pick dream and instantly acquire all the subscribers why am i glowing why am i glowing we are glowing what the heck i am i resonated on a spiritual level with this skin it's like god god touched you with his finger and now you're someone else all right you have to role play or my dad will be in contact so let me start hello dream hello dream i have problems with cursing are you bad boy halo now yes who the do i look like i look like bad boy halo who else am i gonna be listen i don't know what people look like in roblox all right all right muffin head have you ever heard of a youtuber called captain skeppy he's my favorite member of the dream team yo yeah captain sparkles adopt me what the heck where are you are you technically oh my god wait what the [ __ ] what the heck what is this technoblade i don't want to associate my public image with this room what is this what the hell is this okay okay stop doing your sub 20. this is not the right time this is not breaking what all right technoblade now that you're familiar with roblox the controls and everything in it how do you say we try a different game okay this game is called technoblade versus dream i've been training and technoblade i'm going to kick your it's going to be really sad if i kill you on like the first attempt listen just get on the game and choose your character you can choose stream technoblade george and of course skeppy because why wouldn't steppy be on this playlist technically listen to me hey hey relax how does this game work you're scaring me technoblade you're scaring me man calm down you and me are gonna fight it to the death if i win first to three i don't owe you 500 anymore but if you win all right you owe me five hundred dollars wait no that that's kind of hey relax if you and i don't know you 500 anymore what do you say all right okay this is totally rigged no it's not rigged technoblade are you ready are you ready for this duel technoblade you took george not found for me so now you're going to suffer from my actions i don't think i have ever done that no come on just please you fail our ping or fail our finger now how is that good rp what wiki have you been reading can you let me role play in peace please okay you took george not found for me you took him and you took all his love from me now i'm gonna rescue george not found from being kidnapped oh my god okay okay all right i got my diamond axe ooh check this out check this out oh oh you thought you oh oh my god quackity i have full health how much did you train this hold on i think i just broke my [ __ ] finger did i kill you in real life i slammed my finger on the desk you took damage in real life that's how bad you are technoblade i finally realized how to use my abilities oh god time to die technoblade i'm gonna box you i'm gonna box you like a fish like hey boxes people i'm gonna box these oh my god no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no you slept with my mother you left me an article actually i have a news story now i have a new story what is your score technoblade you took bad boy healer for me you skinned him like a pig what do you say in your defense i have no recollection of any of this you're gonna die you're gonna die technoblade you'll fail our peeing oh my god oh my god jesus christ all right where are you technoblade i'm gonna naruto run to your mom's house and then to you boom roasted oh my god if you win this we're literally gonna tie what do you say in your defense oh my god we're tied you've effectively role-played the skeppy i'll give you that we've died oh my god that's crazy in what universe you took you took wilbur from me he's dead i guess down blames me for everything anyways i can't believe technoblade exiled me from le mans i hate him so bad yes you're now rp okay why does he run like that what the heck is that am i just down two of my [ __ ] why are you locked on my screen you're actually locked on my screen because you're gonna die this is kind of not fair you're locked on my screen okay oh my god i can't believe we just hide it's not my fault you don't realize my hidden character attribute which triples my damage against children yeah okay whatever pal all right this is the last round this is the last round who wins this wins it all okay ready all right listen up you muffin you took skeppy from me [ __ ] now you're gonna die a fiery death of hell i'm gonna send you straight to hell you little muffin what do you say in your defense you really got to that guy jeez let's go you in muffin time to go to sleep why did you place the bed you're the weakest character oh my god technoblade technoblade you muffin hey so listen we tied up fellas we're gonna leave it at that we're gonna leave it a cliffhanger like no we're gonna we're gonna break the tie we're gonna break a tie with another game listen technically what is your biggest life accomplishment ever i've got no idea man technoblade your biggest life peak was holding a concurrent win rate of 20 bed wars games isn't that correct i think it was a bit more than no 20. you did 20 games probably did that at some point as well that's all you know that was yours yeah oh that game is so bad technoblade are you ready to get your eggs kicked in bed wars this is literally it i am going to destroy you technoblade i'm sorry you can say goodbye to your career now all right first things first i'm going to get a stone pickaxe after i've gone my stone pickaxe i'm going to collect more items after i collect more items i'm going to kick your ass oops already done 16 blocks of wall i'm going to protect my bed i'm going to go ahead and protect my bed here how are you holding up techno blade okay if you lose all you're going to owe me is a hundred thousand dollars so the ones you want for me it's not even like i win it it's like i owe you listen all that money mr beast gave you there's no way you've spent that already so it's mine next up that's gonna be mine i'm sorry you cannot destroy my bed i've done the weiner strategy tech no blade you left me an orphan and you are gonna [ __ ] pay are you still role playing technoblade check no play i'm coming for you what the [ __ ] what the holy how the hell are you here how the hell are you here what no no no no no no no stay away from my stay away from my technoblade i'm gonna pvp you're out into the grave taking a lead how long does it take to break walls it's called the wiener's threat it's called the wiener spread let's go let's go let's go [Applause] i win i think you owe me at least 50 grand for that i think you only want 50 credit for that stop running tech don't play stop dude take a blade i beg you i beg you please take a while this was for a hundred thousand dollars right no quackity there's a phrase that hasn't been uttered in a long time but still rings true today who the [ __ ] girl [Laughter] why did you do that to me man you beat me in every [ __ ] competition and you've never even played this game in your goddamn life the thing is i can try hard any game i was gonna go visit you in your deathbed but now you have to come visit me in mine technoblade what game is this i've been admitted to the hospital i've been admitted to the hospital no no it's not role play it's real come visit me in the hospital step here to become a baby quackity where are you i'm in my hospital bed quackity take no please don't worry your baby doctor is here oh jesus your baby doctor is here do you look like that it's a rare condition quackity take no bleed oh god this guy is chronovirus i'm out i'm out your fail rpg right now come visit me in my hospital bed i'm going to the bathroom let's go no no technically i'll be back in my life two weeks after my booster shot let's go technically no blade is this how you wanted to see me in my deathbed okay look at my face that exudes absolute confidence about my medical ability all right you are safe in my tiny infant hands believe me i need you to take this operation i need you to do it for me would you like a burger king burger i'm out of there can you walk me orphan technoblade no technoblade please walk me technoblade what should i do orphan techno my parents hates me technoblade where are you taking me are you taking me take nobody to take me into this bathroom a long time ago and you somehow managed to do a perfect 180 turns there's no paper uh i don't know how to get paper come inside quick all right oh my god time of death six oh two p.m i slipped from the toilet water can you come pick me do i drop this burger and like respect techno you're being so incredibly unprofessional okay i am a baby okay i i can adopt you you want to be a doctor technically he's got a bite [Music] i usually have to shoot them for them mr cop where are you taking me are you taking me to your house yeah what are you doing i don't actually have a driver's license let's go what did the poor [ __ ] tree do to you oh my god i'm actually a crime baby let's go please come visit me technoblade i'm in the adoption room technoblade i look like it's me baby doctor hello you can say you don't want to role play okay hello hello i'm looking can you please all right i'd like to get adopted child would you like a burger no i'm an orphan good i would quite enjoy the father figure right now this burger is a father figure thank you for the burger i still don't have a father figure in my life not my problem techno blade oh you're not supposed to be here you just walked right behind me techno blade come to my deathbed all right why do you have an ominous red glow because god is about to take me techno technoblade i need you to get close to me right now i would but please listen up pal listen up just get [ __ ] close to me now both my legs okay keep your distance techno blade oh i can't move i'm the one dying okay listen to me listen to me now oh i'm dying of boredom so if you can hurry up and die take the blade i'm gonna die listen my character is doing the cry emote as well right now all right no i have one last word for you all right come closer techno blade i i let you win minecraft mondays i gotta eat this burger one second stay alive um oh were you saying something and i'm out of here you're the most anticlimactic reactor to a [ __ ] death i don't know what you expect out of me man well technoblade you have completely found a way to just ruin and destroy and shatter my goddamn mood be sure to hit twitch prime let's go twitch quacking who's gonna need that money to pay me my 100 grand let's go

Channel: QuackiTwo

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Id: qHrUuxoXh4s

Length: 15min 35sec (935 seconds)

Published: Mon May 03 2021