Tommy Almost Dies Playing Fnaf 5

hey today i played five nights at freddy's five uh with phil and his wife kristen this was a really fun stream so i hope you enjoy it again sorry to bother but please do just double check the subscribe button and if it's red please press it i'd really appreciate it anyway enjoy this stream sister location oh warning game contains flashing lights loud noises and jump jump scares no doubting what you've achieved on a technical level thanks these are clearly state of the art thank you there are just certain design choices for these robots that we don't fully understand what are you talking about me we were hoping that you could shed some light on them oh you know i shed light she can dance she can see she is not hot she is not the hot sexy beautiful woman i was hoping [Music] i've never played this for nf1 by the way oh wow she's just she is just violently unattractive yeah they should let's see you know unless you [ __ ] it [ __ ] it let's desktop capture [ __ ] it i'm a desktop capture hey everyone do we have to do lights out okay so let's just set the sub girl so we're on 25k now at 25 500 we'll go to the next game i've said it uh so you guys can see how close we are lights out okay all right ah please any of the boys please wow it's just it's just unsettlingly guys this is too dark maybe we have one one light on dark one night on dark come on this is fanath sister location this is fine f3 right okay no joke to make off of that welcome to the first day of your exciting new career oh i love the excitement approached at a jump here this is five no this is three europeans this is number three there aren't five finance games for us it will be called financial five to help you get started no five of the handyman's robotics is this one scary later so please be careful mr i can't why i actually can't really click it pal mr comes that's what they call me on the street there's no you there's no you there's no [ __ ] you mr mr it seems that you had some trouble with the keypad i see what you're trying to type it might be auto corrected for you tommy the category yeah let's get a category x benedick that's not mr [ __ ] canned food i think the ten gifted subs this is the scariest one no it's not i i've never played this one what the [ __ ] who likes ambiance you know i love ambiance i love ambiance please tubbo and that's what could someone get to vote like to vote controversy number one trending on twitter just so he so he knows that it's to do with me get to vote contribute so turbo sees this and joins the call please please night one you can now open the elevator using that brightly i want to though i want to let's get to work i'll fail just any of them thanks pakis for the 10 gifted subs what's happening allow me to fill this somewhat frightening crawl i love crawling they give me the ten thousand bits jelly even more so thank you for not donating in subs freddy fazbear's pizza it was clear that the stage was set no pun intended fill you in the chat phil fill fill fill fill fill it already straight if i've got any boys in the chat please just tell me tell me i don't want to be alone for this i don't want to have some to [Music] it's actually a crawl space between the two front showrooms and now even let's get that even with your daily tasks view the windows you're not kissable this i suppose you might work out you're not already oh encouraging kids she can't she's kind of hot thank you for the tip well not actually it looks like ballora doesn't feel like dancing for some motivation press the red button now to administer a controlled shock maybe yeah i hate this these streams are it's been 20 minutes feels so long like they feel like this is the longest i've ever [ __ ] you man jesus play is this so loud again oh she is she is she is her old self again and we'll be ready is she my elder oh we gotta shock him again looks like funtime foxy is taking the day off oh [ __ ] you dumb [ __ ] foxy with a controlled shark okay behind you don't say that man because it's just lizzy lizzy lizzy no no i'll i'll play lizzy when i get scared we'll only cut to lizzie when we get scared [Music] oh looking good foxy looks like funtime foxy is in perfect working order very feminine foxy is another vent shaft okay crawl through it to reach the surface gallery control module i'm wiggling i'm [ __ ] wiggling my head no no no this is me shaking my head at you animatronic i'll [ __ ] sprint circus gallery vent and see what baby is up to baby if jack manafort was here he'd go the baby what the dog doing he would you know he would but we can fix that later let's encourage baby to cheer up what they're doing i'm saying baby okay you know i love shocking babies how else will they behave it's just [ __ ] shocking [ __ ] you baby not enough let's try he needs he needs more shocks holy [ __ ] baby you dumb [ __ ] great job circus baby we knew we could count on you great job baby your duties for your first mate me when speaking to women we want you to leave overwatch great job baby because you're my you're all please leave now seeing the vet behind you and we'll see you how do i look behind me how do i look behind me s okay fail fail fail phil [Music] never mind i never needed you in the first place phil you know this entire time i've been manipulating your kindness you're too kind phil and i've used that against you i've used you for views and you should know this that's why i put you in all the thumbnails that's why i invite you to all the vlogs phil cause you clicked another dramatic entry in the lives of vlad and his duties i thought that said jungkook but it doesn't it says jimmy oh what will they do sorry everyone all over there sorry about that happens oh my god oh my god man you're looking at a little is that legend of zelda link oh no it's not a vampire i've ever loved and the baby turns his bottles into powdered milk dumb [ __ ] baby this is awesome this is awesome guys we're watching guys what does it matter you need to be part of your son's life i'm an old man clara i can't be a father well then at least pay your child support you deadbeat don't pay child well vlad and his distressed mistress fine vladimir putin [ __ ] me you've not been paying child support vladimir oh you have so much money you had so much time what the [ __ ] they need something in my room to start [ __ ] vibrating the [ __ ] okay wait no i think it's part of the aircon i didn't even turn it off we are committed to creating a unique and fulfilling work experience she just looked at me she calmed me she calmed me she sucked all the fear out of my soul teen i mean touche really he ain't wrong [Music] comes corrected to anxiety me when rambo [ __ ] but i'm like speedrunning jokes i mean that just i mean you know this is the fifth game fernando doesn't have any other than for now sister location is probably the scariest what wait this is the scary stopped you know the routine you can get on there yeah i'm american i hate worrying about the future because all my [ __ ] you sound like that button whoa have i started on the scariest all right guys guys guys guys let's get some somebody was found in this vent once okay i hate worry he just sounds like modern baseball man it's a story it's a story this is the story chat chat since we've started on the scariest game perhaps we can't progressively get scarier question for you all what do we have no lights as a sub goal do i i need to ins all of you have stopped being incentivized to sub because you've because i've started on the scariest one okay let's start with your okay chores let's start from the top sure she's on her stage but no likes there's a sub goal all right okay you know what i'm gonna set the sub girl to a thousand subs i can't i can't tab out i go i just can't tap out i just for you you are you were [ __ ] watching me let me let me to let me tab out i don't have to play i'd okay can i can i okay there we go i cannot edit it won't move my mouth phil phil okay you know what never okay it looks like the sub goal is going to stay at 500. as soon as i can tap out i'm changing that sub goal to 1 000 subs to the light not 500 so now's your time suburbs so what do i actually do check the look ballerina girl you ain't ballerina i guess ballora has better things to do okay let's zap her that should be fun yeah yeah that's how i sort my ladies out you derogatory [ __ ] don't zap women ask them how they're feeling okay you see see that see galore that's not very well good communication the the the other end that i need of communication i'm asking you how you're feeling is not just to go you know it's important that instead of zapping you know and i'm and i'm all like stop subbing stop stopping now it's not gonna funtime foxy make sure he's ready for show time tomorrow he totally sounds like every american pop singer doesn't he is it too late now to say sorry brilliant great say great seems to have been a problem with the voice synthesizer default settings have been restored please proceed but he's not ahead of you to circus babies stop stop okay i'm seeing subs coming through now's not the time it's not the fair sub goal the babies will attack soon what does that mean chad justin bieber is canadian not american all the same to me all the same motion trigger circus gallery vent [Music] circus baby had a busy day today let's check the light and make sure she's in proper working order see that oh circus baby we aren't here to play hide and seek let's encourage babies with a controlled shock oh circus baby oh circus baby try another controlled shark please guys prime if you want the lights off i don't want the lights off stop priming don't prime there's some maybe a power mill this is a this is a this is a bittersweet feeling properly motivate baby please stand by the babies [ __ ] [ __ ] the baby wait no no no no let's kick the baby various other systems may be offline as well such as security doors it sucks commencing system restart uh-oh i could do i could trigger entryway vent funtime auditorium maintenance vent opened velour gallery maintenance vent opened happening what do you want i don't recognize them no please women you got me scary scenario your comfort to me it's a stranger not all of you because you know not all of you are great i suppose hide hi where where somebody say hi to want to spend their nights well spend your night with me oh wait no no no no no no no no no [ __ ] maybe ignorance i'm not ignorant i listen i listen thank you well sort of thank you for the thank you before you crafted it into a hiding place and it worked for him just try not to make eye contact it will be yours that's not hard for me any introverts right okay but where do i hide where do i hide where do i hide where do i hide where do i hide under the desk is it okay grab here i'd be grabbing though oh what's happening whole hole with more holes in it lizzy what do i do in a time like this what would philip say no sorry too soon that didn't look good someone is inside about him don't make eye contact that's hard for me i am introverted i'm not really just saying that to relate more oh yeah you can [ __ ] play that prick why is this not metal oh what the [ __ ] i just bruised it did i bruise my phone oh yes a toast i just don't don't you really joking at a time like this mate chat i'm sorry enough no no no [Music] yeah [ __ ] you [ __ ] you ain't got [ __ ] on me hold the door i just held it and what's the worst that's gonna [ __ ] happen i'm [ __ ] holding it chats i'm holding it [ __ ] [ __ ] i mean let me just scraping at me yeah get [ __ ] idiot they specifically eat children no they don't it's illegal yeah leave now [ __ ] leave now be scared be scared of me i'm mighty i'm [ __ ] mighty i'm not just pointing down here you can't you can get into that corner [ __ ] when your guide comes back online he is going to tell you that he was unsuccessful that he must restart the system i need my m m's i need my employees to tell you to crawl through ballora gallery as fast as you can to reach the breaker room now listen if you follow his instructions you will die no i won't shalora will not return to her stage anymore she will catch you okay the power will be restored shortly yeah do i trust them listen you sound hot over the phone so i'm i'm following her movement okay okay what did you say sorry can you repeat that she is growing near okay listening for you okay wait wait and be still okay thank you for your patience it seems that the power system cannot be restarted automatically you will need to restart the power system manually yeah won't be listening to the primary control module the woman that sounded pretty over the phone she she said don't listen how do i go back wait what did she tell me to do go slow when you hear don't move what am i listening for if i go quick i'll go quick yeah but i agree with her and i think she was probably right circus gallery event but like if i go faster you will now be required to crawl through the ballora gallery using the vent to your left to reach the breaker room it is recommended that you stay loaded on the ground and i think i know again that's impossible as to not disturb ballora i will deactivate myself momentarily as to not create an auditory disturbance deactivating baca okay see i can't see anything now oh slow guys i see little the faster death will be quicker why don't we install corridors in here it seems you are taking a long time please proceed as quickly and as quietly as [ __ ] [ __ ] you patronizing [ __ ] see i had a little jog there little joke but that's all right a little bit fast a little fast i'm fine [Music] nice legs nice carbs you've got there [Music] i [ __ ] hate this just a reminder by the way uh at the sub goal of 25 500 alum i've turned off the lights then at 25 1000 i'm gonna i'm gonna minimize the chat uh so you can't help me anymore because i've noticed i'm getting lots of help from the chat god damn twenty five one thousand twenty six thousand you don't have to sub though [ __ ] it let's just get there let's go man motion trigger breaker room you may now interface with the breaker control box using the interface may disrupt nearby i'm just saying 25 now you feel you are in danger feel free to disconnect the interface temporarily until it is safe to reconnect phil phil are you still here wait what about interface sorry wait press space to play mascot response audio i don't wanna hear anime oh this game's so [ __ ] complex what's happening what's [ __ ] happening phil phil you're here buddy phil give us a little chat warning if you're here come on tommy you can do it pave your way put your back into it what am i doing phil phil can i call you please phil please please please please please [Music] please hey really vibing with wife phil tell your wife to get to the side tommy and it needs you wait click and hold to restart systems oh phil go wife halt [Music] phil we can speak to your wife too kristen kristen can i vibe with you and your wife phil [Music] you not a wife in my moment of weakness i didn't you didn't hear me shout you're no wife tonight i'll be required to crawl fill the ball or gown no no just like just let me just let me tab out just just literally let me tap out why how do i how do i decide as fast as possible as to not disturb but literally how do i activate myself momentarily as to not create an auditory disturbance i don't want to steam screenshots how do i tab out why does it fix my mouse in place ctrl alt delete okay wait if i don't want you able to see my [ __ ] task manager though well that actually worked whoever said that is a [ __ ] genius man if i click over okay now we have to take task manager over with me this is so [ __ ] buggy man oh okay i've got i've got just reboot for enough can we call phil applause add wife if you wish i just need a paternal figure right now vibe with me or tell your wife to get out tommy needs me no more wife time only tommy time tt for shorts tell her it's tt not titty not titty titi i know they sound similar got it thanks phil let's call him phil did you tell your wife about the tt she heard the whole thing yeah what do you say to that were you are you done did you divorce finally can i do you want me to add christian to the call okay okay do you mind that i've i've interrupted your your i i don't know what husbands and wife get up to you're this your e of buying a kettle and a toaster and you ruined it wow you really are you you really are any family all right can you can you please please just help me i just want anyone to talk to filser and kristen that wasn't an ah moment that was that was it you know what you're a big man and you need reinforcement also i really want to go and get [ __ ] the eminem's i'm i'm hungry um this is really similar to the tv show naked and afraid but without the nudity no joke was watching that yesterday oh why what's it about i've only heard that one jack manifold reference to it they just get it's just two people and they're naked and they get dropped in to survive some extreme conditions and it's just he's going to do the teen joke again look he's going to call me an angsty teen oh [ __ ] rambo enjoyer [ __ ] well rambu viewers isn't it angsty team angsty teens a lot of them rambu's entire fan is on blast they don't mind that they're too angsty to complain and i and you know what i can't fault them for it oh come on let's get some rambut rambu hearts and the rambu emotes even everyone's got them i know you've all got rambu subs he has about like a billion so did you know he makes eight eight million dollars a month yeah there you go yeah you've all got the rambu hearts there it is you know the routine you can get i saw it 100 away from i turn off the lights hit he's by himself and like this [ __ ] renovated garage thing just dude it's gonna be so funny chat i guess better things to do it really sets you far back when you die don't worry though i've got i've got i've got me and me and the wife have us in the call isn't that right hey kristen would you be open to getting a divorce for a vlog i forgot to tell you this please please i mean i'll give you 100 bucks okay guys stop [ __ ] subbing stop subbing it it does sound terrible doesn't it but then toby and tommy were just like you gotta do it though it would be funny it would be such a it would be a banger it would be it would go on trending terrible i mean i don't know i mean full divorce like a hundred percent you can get remarried but just until the video's out it would be so hard to get remake it wouldn't be hard to get remarried i've got a good marriage guy auditorium okay his name is the pope you wouldn't know him and also big rush big rust would help me out bigger a bigger bid organizer marriage big russ would be like questioning morality of the whole vlog ideas would not question big russ does not want to question morality big does have morals go speak to your real dad sorry that was harsh oh circus baby we aren't here i'm not listening to you come out of hiding where do you go get a divorce divorce person divorced man the divorce i've i've got a good divorce but me a hammer and a dream and i'll get you with the force all right do you just like rip up the marriage certificate i hammer it oh we've hit the sub goal all right lights off everyone oh [ __ ] all right okay by the next sub goal by the way is i have to minimize chat so i can't i can't read them uh but instead instead you know what no no next goal is i'm gonna turn off both my other monitors other than other than the full game holy [ __ ] that's creepy as [ __ ] that's like okay okay after that after that well you okay phil's just coming over how are you so good at torture all right i can't i can't tap out to change the sub goal you're just gonna have to know it's it's 26k during this process he doesn't let me tap out phil it's so weird yeah oh actually i don't know he does it i delete and then like drag task manager out with me it's pretty weird it's so weird maybe the game's just like so weird old old game you wouldn't how old is the game old oh oh which one is it like which five nights at freddy's oh wait i'm trying to okay let me okay wait i'm trying to tab out sorry this is so okay wait now if i go onto stream labs okay wait now if i tap onto task manager then go to stream labs oh my [ __ ] god it's so laggy wait 26k 26k chat get it to 26k and then ultimate spook mode enabled i don't have to though oh wait i've just oh wait i've just minimized all my monitors what the [ __ ] dude it just minimized all my monitors it just minimized all my [ __ ] i'm just gonna play i'm just gonna play it under the desk oh she's talking at me again this is [ __ ] creepy man can i still see her um [Music] i'll be rebounding off of the grind if i went straight for lizzy what am i doing sorry oh now i have to clog open this door yeah done this pal uh i'm just gonna go grab some m ms can you stay here yeah i guess okay just okay like eminem's he didn't even ask us if we wanted some that's tommy absolutely the rudest kid i've ever ever talked to that's that's tell me oh god this is creepy we can't control the game he could just die it would be funny if he did yeah then chat will just be like oh my god parents watch oh my gosh what are you [ __ ] snapped phil i've got good news and i've got bad good news i've got m ms and my capture card oh address my capture card has arrived oh peanuts bad news these are like the best ones because there's construction going on on our decking there's just an open bed of nails in the pitch black oh fun um that isn't a big shoes i am but that doesn't stop nails yeah nails just go through shoes yeah but i've got m m's and they're peanut flavored okay but i've got m ms now look now they're spilling [ __ ] [Music] why did that get me oh my god i'm vomiting eminem's everywhere because i'm shocked um no i don't get i don't get easily scared oh my god i literally i i i wait oh it starts from here now i'm cool dude i fully just [ __ ] choked on that um mum look at my balls rather not too sick everywhere i feel like we're just hiding behind kristen at this point the truth of the story i love brand kind of undisclosed chocolate brand that was not hilarious you [ __ ] bastards i'm angry with your friends thank you brand i almost choked but it was not your fault well it was but it's okay don't animate that [ __ ] uh i hear this who's this that was epic and i'm scared i think i might do a kahoot stream in the next few days phil oh yeah i was watching wilbur's kahoot video while [ __ ] [Music] and it reminded me thanks thank you definitely everyone needed to know that yeah it was fine i can't know my [ __ ] don't you worry guys yeah i mean you literally before any mod recording video you see oh all right i'm going for a poop well how am i gonna be funny if i've still got the poo blocking at my funny tube every time dude the funny tube is at the bottom of my body and the poo clogs it just saying dude this is over my shoulder she won't let anything bad happen to me she's lovely i don't think i don't think lizzy can i might even chew him in my [ __ ] mouth clothes that's how [ __ ] full-on i am guys which one's the sexy eminem is that the green one yes it's the green one let me get some green ones out oh yeah no [ __ ] yeah okay oh she's blue [ __ ] you oh orange orange is also sexy really what is this knowledge why do you why do you know which m m's are sexy comes back um i don't know just basic knowledge is just basic launcher medley chat thing brown is it brown oh you will then guess we've been a bit offensive oh that's yellow yellow's got it's definitely yellow's got their appeal right oh no yellow is a man yeah yeah yeah the green yellow is a [ __ ] man i respect that but not for me nothing wrong with it but i you know not my taste i don't like the yellow ones i like the hot sexy green ones this is such a cursed conversation it's not a close conversation i just want m ms in my time of desperation and loneliness no i need a piss but my my bathroom's on the other side thank you i might have to go for a wild you will need to restart the power system manually please return to the primary control module oh god problem man sorry all right so chap cause i oh f4 did it before it didn't save our progress so i'm just gonna have to not tab out i'm gonna eat the sexy green one christian nice yeah i just googled it turns out the brown one is also very sexy holy [ __ ] ready i can't okay this is going to upset this is going to upset the universe guys don't read into this but i can't read that i can't differentiate between the brown and the and and the orange one because all the lights are off so um i don't know is orange sexy too i mean i think the orange one is sexy but you probably won't find it sexy what what wait wait i've got a brown one never mind never mind is it a hot man because i don't find hot men sexy yeah the bread yeah the orange is a is a male i don't want a hot men okay yeah okay this bit is a bit wet you have to be really slow and if it falls and and if it creeps we have to we have to go oh i'm wiggling are you ready if you hear [ __ ] let me know orange is s tier apparently and uh oh my god [ __ ] not time just for sexual for sexualizing m m's phil it's time to get to the other side of the cupboard someone put yellow and blue above brown this this is if you weren't talking about the hotness of eminem's i would have been able to get to the other side of the knife oh my [ __ ] god lizzy how could you let this happen oh she's not even saying she's not even talking to me tonight she's like she's that i think you could link that tearless i don't know the orange look i've got my brown one you see you see yes yes let me put it let me put it over here shuffle back lizzy there's a brown m m bite you can't even see it literally can't even [ __ ] but it's there though wait did lizzy move hmm no she didn't which what [ __ ] off she look she looks terrible in that lighting like hey [ __ ] you american [ __ ] face oh what no lizzy okay be quiet when we hear the music i think lizzy moved tommy she didn't move and if she did i'm so happy because i mean she's in the room and we're going to start hitting and change category there we go there we go you know when lizzy dies i'm gonna have to draw a big red x over her oh my god i mean i will nothing funny about it it'll be really sad no put on [ __ ] news oh my god you'll get she'll be gone so i can already see it now populist twitch streamer tommy in it mocks queen death there'll be no mocking picture of you just going oh you're doing the pog face it's like it seems taking a long time you know we'll all die soon oh my god i'm just saying obviously you will not do that well why it's a sign of respect as a sign of respect i'm gonna x her out well it's not funny to flirt with a dead woman now is it i'm just saying this is literally [Music] oh my god dude i'm just saying what should i not do that why why the typical thing is like you know you put like flowers to honor her memory or you know it was more of just like a label than like an honor [ __ ] you know she gone nobody's it will suck you know rip i guess get it i get oh no [Laughter] i'm stress eating i'm [ __ ] stressed eating [ __ ] it let's run let's run oh god oh god oh god oh god no [ __ ] this man uh i want some alone time alone time done i hear this any words of encouragement kristen i don't know just it's about the friends you make along the way can you help us choose a toaster yeah oh i'll [ __ ] do we have this [ __ ] smart toaster and it knows my name and it will scream at me if i'm wrong what the [ __ ] that samsung toaster i can't change this it's gonna [ __ ] come out you [ __ ] influence sounds like quite like x2c then i'm fun panicking okay here we go here we go here we go let's [ __ ] go all right here we go so we gotta go down suspend now interface with that okay okay which one do we have to restart which ones we have to restart the interface may disrupt nearby electronics if you feel you are in danger feel free to disconnect the interface temporarily until it is safe to reconnect let's see one at a time one at a time one at a time one more time one at a time look at the danger level phil phil phil what are you [ __ ] getting into me you patronizing [ __ ] oh [Applause] he's close he's [ __ ] close i'm not opening up my [ __ ] stop saying audio i know about ears chat i've had them for years so goal is 26 000 chat and that's audio [Music] guys i don't wanna i don't wanna make out with the brown eminem right now especially when lizzy's in the room jesus have some taste [ __ ] hell i'm gonna go for it she's gonna [ __ ] go for it ah damn yes [ __ ] okay [ __ ] god don't give me subs i don't want them last audio again again i'm going to turn off the monitors of the subject i just don't want that at all uh go again let's go again let's go again i'm biting my headphone while i'm [ __ ] fighting anything i can't i'm like a little no one is dog oh dude i'm like i do i have such active teeth filled i have such active teeth and they just want to bite [ __ ] i just want to bite [ __ ] i just want to [ __ ] nor into some mud right now i want to [ __ ] have a plate of mud and go like that that's what i need oh my god it's gone so far down don't [ __ ] tell me what to do it's not my [ __ ] bedtime is it prick i have i'm on my stage it's called my office it's i'm virtual go for a film just go for it yeah yeah is it close is it close yeah yep okay i'm just gonna jitter click space from over here [Laughter] can you hear me jake looking yes can we hey can we get some pity subs right now chap phil can you advertise primes please oh kristen kristen you advertise primes i'd be more likely to prime if you told me to crying right now right now or else i'm gonna get mad yeah she's gonna get mad and you you wouldn't like me when i'm mad why i don't know i don't know how to be bad actually oh firstly how could she be mad at chat she loves chat i love chat so much so that that oh god this is eyes look so much what no offense lizzy but you look [ __ ] terrifying in the dark you look actually [ __ ] unsettling we did it sorry look i got a prime for you oh thanks kristen and we'll see you back here threatening them worked look guys look here's all you gotta do subscribe big prime button you just [ __ ] press it if you see it there it's free you can always unsubscribe later you know literally you take money from big jeff bezos who would hey here at the tomina community so proud of by the way so proud of you jeffrey oh you got five go go go go prime prime prime price i thought you took about jeff then go jeff go you got this ball you got your own prime go jeff go come on at least out of pity you know if you're gonna check on any of the nights it should be it should be now i was gonna i was gonna like threaten to divorce phil if people didn't pray that's all yes yeah right that's probably it's probably a good idea i put my marriage on the line for the primes man ceo entrepreneur born in 2004 tommy told me i keep forgetting i can just scream hold on let me thanks for the subs oh wait no but this means i'm closer to the monitor [Music] ceo and tripping up boarding 1964 jeffrey jeffrey bezos come on jeffrey you can do it pave the way put your back into it [ __ ] that wife drink that blood [Music] that was all jeff that that was jeff looking down on me and going let's get this kid dude guess he has a really welcoming voice for how evil he is not evil babies which one is the titan i do not know i love anime everyone's doing the attacking phil look at the anime this is this is this is a bo burnham sad anime it's a sad sad anime sad and mad to me [Laughter] my water bottle's so much smaller in here it also has a [ __ ] brand on it why am i so branded these days man [ __ ] i'll get the big g fuel logo on it really if i want to [ __ ] live up to them just get yourself a big [ __ ] water bottle but it's in my room and i use that for my room oh phil you know what you're gonna love look at this i'm about to make a [ __ ] jazz twitch sent me a package today a thriving new career you ready just in tv hat baby i've got a jersey with my nephew hey look guys i was here from the start and no one else in this call was i remember when it was called justin tv because my hat tells me my hat tells me my hat that i got sent mr [ __ ] i see what you were trying to type mr cummings correct it for you thank you for selecting casual bongos his name is mike mike comes now that your elevator experience has you're at work right now you clocked well i was out today and all the hot women asked me what's your job and i looked them dead in the eyes and said i don't have one that it was worth it [Laughter] it was i made the right call let's allow the phrase mr [ __ ] i don't know why this is auto modded mystic mr mystic is like beating so many people oh my god all of chat is just people getting stopped from saying mr comments due to unforeseen malfunctions from today's shows your nightly duties will require you to perform maintenance that you may or may not be skilled enough to perform well you know i'm scared it became necessary for technicians to attempt to disconnect funtime freddie's power module however they were unsuccessful allowing them to try again would be an inefficient path forward as we would need to allow six to eight weeks for recovery from now on i'd like you all just to refer to me as mr combs tommy do we embarrass you yes you're all spamming mr [ __ ] i take back my last point by the way i don't want you all to refer to me as mr comes i thought about it and i and i retake back my statement that was a [ __ ] god i don't know do i you know what i mean can you imagine if if someone i have a crush on she's into the stream and it's just a lot it's just a load of of eight to twenty year old spamming mr comes i'd be like [ __ ] no no i can explain no it's not weird she'd be like dude what if it was like doctor comes and you are a doctor as it should be in funtime that's that's the that's a professional outside please i don't think they should authorized areas i don't think they should spam doctor comes kristen not with a z don't put a z on prestigious it's prestigious it's not prestigious [Laughter] doctorate for [ __ ] ever since that [ __ ] jack box lobby cum's been on everyone's mind a little too much you started it you've literally just instigated this in your own chat yeah and now i take it back oh i'm sorry phil didn't you know people can change oh my god dude my legs are just boinking up and down at the moment yeah you're in full like alert i'm feeling i mean for anxiety mode when i go outside dude i watched the blair witch project yesterday this is like the worst thing i could have then done what's happening it's a good movie it's scary scary phil have you seen blair witch project yep no no oh my god we're gonna watch it i'm gonna be scared though i i i didn't find it that bad phil it's quite it's like it's literally like watching a tom simon's vlog except horrifying that's like the premise it's like it's like a home film it's like i was watching the first 20 minutes i was like when is she gonna ask the subscribers when is she gonna do the call to action with the thumbnail we sacrificed about children bye-bye big boy people it gets ghosted question mark others we lost we lost b-boy he doesn't come back oh phil that is actually a thing with him he's you just foreshadowed another vlog i'm saying phil 24 hours the woods me and b boy it will it will be funny [Music] this is no i quit mass for a reason [ __ ] and says who summoned me doctor comes with a zed i can do something soccer comes i need you please don't don't donate to me again doctor come on i feel like we should be listening to what this person is saying listen i'm talking doctor [ __ ] right now when there was one what one a little girl standing by herself oh i was no longer myself and i stopped personality disorder is that oh my stomach opened oh wow that's not that at all that's i can't diagnose that i don't think that's what the personality is meaning that's a stomach ripping open moment they were screaming for a moment yeah you know what you know what phil that this this is why i'm not doctor comes and doctor comes as doctor comes again this is why we need the doctor what is she [ __ ] bragging about i still hear her oh my god i'm panicking what happened i'm getting a tummy ache i'm gonna stomach are you eating them one at a time no i'm eating them five at a time sorry christian this is misdirected anger wow this is a bag to share but yeah but yeah i see no other one is it you want one let's see something you want one girl she doesn't she [ __ ] doesn't ungrateful little no no she's grateful she's great um i've turned off my desktop capture and i don't know how i how i oh oh i'm gonna exit the game oh you know what i was my [ __ ] end now i i don't i don't want to do this at all like i don't i don't i don't have to like i don't have to there's no obligation to be it just give here i don't i don't have to be here because because you can't make me and i don't want to be let me talk with phil and the wife for a moment let me let completely just let me calm down that was too much all right let me just have a minute guys let me just have a minute with phil and his wonderful wife oh that's like the first compliment i'm in upset mode i'll compliment anyone oh there we go anna dude i'm i'm going to oh yeah of course tubbo shows up now [ __ ] you taboo [ __ ] yourself who is not misdirected you're a [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] man all right okay listen tomorrow guys we're gonna do [ __ ] kahoot or dream smp or something something light and then the day after we can do a horror game or something horrible i need i need a i need a bite [ __ ] oh okay let me oh okay too many m m's yeah eminem's gave him a tummy ache yeah sorry i'm getting cranky let's just let's just read some donuts and subs for a minute then it's midnight you know no one else's life you don't have anywhere else to be so it's like it's like random is live you know i've got your attention earlier [Music] how are we uh yeah do you guys want to read the chat with me yeah sure oh my god that really speaks to you holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] sorry what's up larry just sent me this holy [Music] holy look at his [ __ ] face he's just been doing some [ __ ] that can't be streamed [Music] oh wait no it's the orange one sorry let me look at let me look at the m m's oh we're not we're not doing this are we brown m and m how hot are they holy [ __ ] be very careful what you share on screen right now i am i am so wonderful what the [ __ ] did you do oh my did you wear glasses wearing glasses she's she's she's she's she's amazon oh brown um i need to go to is she real is she real can i buy can i but can i buy her is she really says brown eminem toy yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes what are we gonna do with tommy like come on on ebay 15 pounds oh my of all the people to shout stop i wouldn't have thought it would have been tubbo holy [ __ ] all right buy it now check out his guest doubles like postage [ __ ] i'm doing this on stream and the no no time to waste before someone else gets to a street address sure is she just like the regular chocolate eminem like you know like each eminem the blue one is the crunchy one and the yellow one's the the peanut yeah yes and the orange is the pretzel is the brown just like regular eminem the yellow meant to be peanut but like they don't the seven to ninth of august man really i don't i don't know my eminem's law i i right pay with paypal you know this isn't a one-time purchase i want to get more i want to get more yes i want yes i want emails i want to know when more m m's are in stock i wonder if she's the peanut butter eminem oh i'll find out she's good dude i'm actually a [ __ ] uh you know i'm gonna do i'm gonna get like like a knife and stab it through her eye and put an extra lizzie on the wall all right 17 pounds spent tommy and it is falling for an eminem no okay should get it by the 9th of august jack this you know what never mind this was a win you know what guys i thought we were losing tonight but we weren't we're following wilbur's footsteps what do you mean what right so all the different all the different why is everyone on about wilbur [Music] because i think wilbur did a thing where like he fell in love with the brown eminem oh damn well what an awkward we can't have that situation i mean she's mine she's into personality not whatever wilder's got they are brothers your honor oh the green one's hot too no brown one's hotter bro all right guys guys guys no we should we shouldn't judge m m's on looks that's distasteful you know what no [ __ ] it who's hot you are just ping-ponging around the [ __ ] who's hot huh wait wait one of these is going to leak all my address stuff don't again don't [ __ ] click jesus christ no no we we're in no rush okay chad let me let me just i keep pressing the wrong button okay make sure you get the hottest picture ever which one's hotter huh green oh wow this is just [ __ ] green green eminem or brown eminem who's hotter green oh my god i lost oh my god oh my god i am i am i'm in a love triangle right now which one's harder yeah yeah thank you chad thank you good lads oh you know what no good all of you [ __ ] oh my god wow this was really the after hour stream yeah yeah i can make it not after hour mode if you want i can put on my we're alive mode but it makes the blue so much less blue kinda lame i like i like being after hours oh my god that eminem man [ __ ] and i mean [ __ ] i hear this i'm going to film one of them what's popping videos and send it to you [ __ ] there's commercials with them in there i can't believe i mean i really need you guys do you guys have eminem commercials oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait this is a a humongous development i said mr prime minister i'm flattered as you love trump he knows the prime minister but i'm here strictly and a professional what's wrong with tommy's gone off the deep end he thinks you're naked my shell is brown one too many eminent chocolate is showing only they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're in this thing so it's that kind of party [Music] that's against the laws you can't just strip you can't just strip that's against laws trust me oh [ __ ] this man [ __ ] other men [ __ ] other men oh oh you know what now we're ending all men suck all men suck and they just want to wiggle with their clothes off men are disgusting what a disgusting man men don't deserve women they don't they honestly honest to god other than tom holland men don't deserve women [ __ ] tom holland he does he deserves he does but the rest of them [ __ ] you [ __ ] you man yeah tom thompson thanks those toms killing children oh my god that's my secret why would you tell everybody that oh [ __ ] no i'll add him on twitter oh man he's gonna be he's probably can't that was a bit harsh all right boys i'm getting off uh i dropped jack a quick host um thank you all very much for watching listen i do like this [ __ ] let's get on a bit of the new horizon let's just pick a random new horizons animal crossing song boys boys we've got okay give me a moment give me give me a brief moment of your time look at me look at me in the eyes everyone make eye contact with me all right doesn't matter i can't see you back do it wait let me go on a nice one oh [ __ ] yeah that's a nice vibe in it look at me in the eyes look at me turn off your phone stop looking at twitter.com look at me dude i wonder how many like hundreds of thousands of people i just looked in the eyes let's do that again okay on three two one everyone look at me in the eyes all right i wanna wonder how many people i just okay you ready three two one that's weird actually no no give me a minute give me a minute yeah listen why no streams over two hours i don't know i keep streaming really late and i find that i sort of fade after like an hour other than like dream smp i can do dream smb for a while but it's like other [ __ ] though i just i don't know you know you know i'm short and sweet boys that's what you're asking for in it could be from the youtube that wasn't comfortable where ever okay everyone type pog in all lower case i want to see how just fast the chat can go uh but anyway i'm i'm gonna get off thank you all very much for the subs tonight uh the primes you know you know i [ __ ] appreciate it man you guys are those are very cool i'm really loving streaming at the moment so i appreciate you all tuning up um probably going to be live a bit earlier i'm sorry i've been coming live so late but if you if you do actually i'll probably be live about 10 p.m again tomorrow this like office is incentivizing me to go live later now but i might do some old stuff i've got a capture card coming so that means we can do some mario kart we can do some [ __ ] we want to switch [ __ ] yeah i'm [ __ ] hot we'll have to get some of the boys around aaron and freddie and [ __ ] do some do some streams but um yeah thank you very very much for watching um i really really do appreciate it i i enjoy you i i enjoy you guys watching um if you do enjoy i i remind you all every night because it's just the only thing that matters on twitch if you've got your little notification thing on you know what most of you already do go let's get some let's get some good night primes man let's get some subs come on let's read some subs i don't i don't read them enough i'm going to have some m m's [Music] long outro do what i want man it's lighting up bobby was their mind hmm holy [ __ ] am i anything for the 10 gifted kenny with a gifted sub kirby roll the derby uh logan junk fungus your local faceless man with the 10 gifted i'm trying to get my little sub count up again because we've been gone for a while oh yes oh that's that's some good pogs i like that's a slick little pog chat uh good luck kylie squidarium hallucination camp uh coaches rippling uh emily with a hundred bits mcm uh low keyed and two p oh this is one hell of a vibe isn't it um loney toppy lemon live cal berry gabby cool one two three three alley g gas little that let's get a laundry mademay uh laundry lemon roomy can mazzy mcs mps austin ostentious disaster bird sticks tron it's flower j lily marcus local faces man with 25 gifts he's blown you all out the park thank you all very much for supporting the streams you know i [ __ ] appreciate it oh thank you phil and kristen for what trying to throw on and catch on your mouth all right that's impossible five second rule it's fine got a bit of fur on but you know i'm not gonna waste it anyway well i'm gonna 25 go through boys let's vibe for a moment let's just ride for a moment i'm not sad what does the title say i'm sad because i said to that [Music] yeah i'm thinking um i've got down on the little stream list maybe we'll do a bit more horror games that people want i'm thinking i want to do some dream smp in here soon yeah we've done chat box we've done i've got a little this we've done the fnaf we didn't really do with the fan app subathon we saw um yeah hey i'm gonna do a uh probably we're gonna do a minecraft sub server in the next week i'm thinking i'll just go on there and [ __ ] [ __ ] up once it's been out for like a week so uh there's gonna be like yeah we're doing these sub servers it's gonna be cool um so yeah i'm thinking i just go live on there just [ __ ] it up with turbo that would be really fun um one task it's gonna be it's not gonna be like 10 000 people on a server it's gonna be like three different servers of a couple hundred people so i think we'll have like white lists and stuff 26 000 subs thank you uh shoot think of the 20 gifted subs [Music] um search up my my song um probably not now ma'am but hey dude thank you for making that's really cool and then just looking up are there any no i wasn't sure if there were any what's it called actually extra animations for me to watch maybe tomorrow we'll come back listen i'm gonna get off i'm gonna host jack thank you all very much for watching um see you all tomorrow yeah maybe we'll be on stream recipe maybe we won't i don't know get the boys there thanks phil and kristen for tuning in thank you all very very much for watching see you tomorrow uh video tomorrow too yeah big one all right a little different one time we think all right anyway good night

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Id: EGVXqoZmoWo

Length: 73min 52sec (4432 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 03 2021