Teddy Vs. DoBoy: MMA Challenge | All Def Comedy

[Music] if you look at your hands more do something yeah put your hands up and you get your ass beat here you go once they're in that [ __ ] inspiring your body I'm watching the last dragon just cuz you out here looking like the Snapdragon don't mean I should stop watching my favorite movie I'm out here watching martial arts you're out here looking like juice Lee I'm sitting at [ __ ] man I'm over here watch this I bet you're moving toe to toe so much like [ __ ] I kicked your ass now you will not notice 4x challenge we doing martial arts if you built like a punching bag make it make us beat our ass you specialize in tae kwon slow you got speed back gums [ __ ] I just want to make whatever y'all [ __ ] for real adult I took karate classes when I was a kid my grandma took me in but then I took karate with black kids these [ __ ] they test a woman's so I literally got my head bused to the white meat and I've retired do I got any experience in fighting is water wet is this guy blue is my name oh boy day in pig latin absolutely I've been throwing hair since I was a young boy you feel I haven't been the face I was like female what do I remember from that day it was such a fuzzy day I just remember getting kicked I don't remember none of the techniques I wish they would have taught us a technique on how to dodge kicks maybe not what's the next belt I don't even think we was working on kicks Brown just wanted to try that [ __ ] out all right the moment of truth is here we have pulled up to the world-famous Tillis BJJ which stands for Brazilian jiu-jitsu I know you think it means beef jerky jerky but it's Brazilian jiu-jitsu and now I'm gonna go ahead and kick his ass Doughboy specializes in Brazilian hips that's what we doing right now whoo shout out to my boy Noah he letting us train up in a spa see if I can what's hard don't ever touch me in that fashion this I want my house to look just a bunch of medals from beating your ass whenever that spring 2016 summer 27 the pan-african ass-whooping that's what I want take your shoes off come on the round I gotta kick my shoes off how are you know it's my auntie Doughboy shut up you see the hips I see it it's crazy don't take no offense of this but you got hands and glasses people don't usually have both yeah it's weird I can barely see but I can still will pass okay okay cool have you ever went blind in a fight No you may you look at you choking out the referee now but I feel like that'd be one of a good skill to have you know fight with the glasses on now I take them off okay yeah no but good test no glasses just get it going fair face from God exactly well Manuel let us know what's the next step what should we do what should we learn next thing let's get out of the street clothes and put our keys on what city I got something for you we should probably burn this outfit yeah that's how it goes we're gonna put all the stuff you need and we'll be right back all right sounds good do it Doughboy dressed I'll keep out to go pop a plan B far as I'm thinking today is gonna go I'm gonna be the superior athlete Teddy's just a sloppy [ __ ] you're I'm saying he order your tire putting his dojo on if you guys can find one that'll fit that wide back of his how'd you manage to break in making all his ass whippin ass whipped his ass back double smokin mama just do it better I'm gonna do it faster you know I'm saying only thing he got better on me that he eat more Chinese food to me but broccoli beef ain't gonna save you and this [ __ ] you understand me I tell main that ass yeah we we on on TLC [ __ ] maybe I'm not from the Beyonder looking like the Freak video [ __ ] with you [ __ ] it means oversized so apparently they only make like one size fits all for the knees yeah this everything all work chief yeah those are enormous yes all right come on basket Travis Doughboy looking like a choir director right now about it go lead some [ __ ] [ __ ] take them hips up heavenly mountains [ __ ] I'm gonna show them how to defend themselves then how to attack I'm gonna help him out with some shoulder locks so I think Teddy say they want to rip some arm off so similar techniques to submissions but mostly just control let me show you guys some hip escapes okay cool cool it's like a long time where his hips to escape I don't know we sell that much time I need you guys to be able to keep your elbows in and protect your face get all the way on your side I like to refer to that shrimping out push with your hands push off the mat and shrimp your hips out like sea roaches exactly up get to your side threat it's like you're reaching for your toes in jail this up not at this game more - not my celly if you can move your hips you'll have a good guard and be able to fight off your back okay okay now you're never gonna be laying on our back exactly do you have more mat here's a lot of bags I'll see what I got in the back I might have a few more slack old cowboy hips spread out my bedsheets you ready so we just hop on the better do it let's go to our backs wait wait so actually this just lay flat on our backs hey wait all right coach you want me to jackknife and get up like this all the time one more time no time to talk okay we just know don't worry use an attention-seeker push your toes and push your butt up push there you go again video-time like dancing with Artie's fourth of July barbecue make it long as you can go more like out shrimp nice again moister sound effects make it a lot of lot more impressive those nice you say I'll be moving like I'm in the water so I'm just shrimping you know I'm saying I'm deep fried shrimping you're upset scampi you know I'm saying it's hard out here for a shrimp you feel me shrimping uneasy but somebody gotta do it so I'm doing it i'ma just skip we got to learn how to fall we're gonna bring your chin to your chest you're gonna make a crucifix chin down I didn't hurt my head my back is good and I'm able to stand back up pop cider just like that he doesn't look that's a big shoulder that he tried to put you solid you know he's not really excited about getting on the ground he's got to know a fights gonna go anywhere so if he does get tackled or he's got another big boy on top of him he's got to work on his shrimping I'm sorry pal on twist on the ground you got to pick it up real fast mickey out my eyes like this y'all [ __ ] face on the ground start stomping it I don't know I didn't sign no paperwork to do so put my body at horns your body is a fortress I just came here to sock no boy that was my mission we'll get through this we'll get em tired than your sucking rounds and I saw don't worry by 11 or 12 okay first I don't want to always be on my back or be defensive so I got to be able to take the person down and usually the easiest way taking those legs out he takes down crab legs but I mean this I help him out too as well I got you I'm allergic to crustacean I might alert you to the crust on your legs okay cool okay so you will get it so you want me to attack his legs yeah but you got to know how to know what you're doing so what I want to do for the drill is I want to drop my lead me my my back leg comes up like a kickstand and I pop up so if I were doing it to Teddy I would drop I'd hung these legs and then I'll just go like this give him a little run dee dee to stop exactly and that's the stuff I have to look out for that stomach on my shoulder could sprain it throw it out it could you know so can we we got a prize figured out though notice for all different sizes all right you ready stowaway let's give it a try get close enough where you can touch him if you can't touch him you can't take him down please yeah like that he got the under hook though so he's gonna pancake you get under boob yeah wait all right that's how I do don't flash 10-piece sort of myself you want to keep your elbows in when you shoot okay all right you're going to wide so he's grabbing that under hook he's gonna throw you down okay so your your arm should just be as wide as his legs right here and that way we can get the takedown okay what got in you Johnny how I got in there that was nice now you want to be able to do that without a partner you're not always gonna have a good partner to drill with okay so you got to be able to practice that on your own I don't ever have a partner that doesn't stop me from doing anything loading sex yeah okay cool cool exactly all right okay okay all right don't wouldn't touch me so if I didn't have Teddy as my partner I would drop my meat bring this one up drop my knee bring this one up drop my knee bring this one up okay and then eventually we get back to our fam I'm gonna lock on us your music videos oh stop my knee drop believe me okay da Fellini so ja okay so wait so just let just have it Bend okay you can start with it down if you want okay that's okay there's one bends the other one comes up and then how do I do this or this one bends ah the other one comes up all right there okay just form bands yeah other one comes out perfect I keep getting confused that looks great we're gonna throw you in the wrestling championships notice now was bad it's on the one that MMA is hella different is yeah horrible you know stand up tryna fighters and if you don't know that I want you to don't get work somebody go grab your ankle car dangle your [ __ ] twist you are pocket I'm a good man I may get a beat you out of legs alone we get to use your hands now you're the stupid the water a we pull up to the fighters alright guys so we're gonna be going into side control so from this position I'm gonna be on the side I'm gonna be a control pretty self-explanatory so I'm gonna be chest to chest I'm gonna be under his head big I'm putting a lot of pressure Clete there it is Doughboy wants to try to push me off so he'll try to use his arms he has both arms available so I push this dude that staple it with my knees up and now I have a crucifix position I like to grab my neck with this hand so now he can move and push but there's no way he's gonna go and from here I can land elbows punches and then I'll allow this hand to cover his face as I'm punching he wants to cover his face I grab the wrist I'll get to the mat and slowly lift the elbow but lets me know it's there and I take that shoulder home great try it out Teddy [ __ ] no you are not going to mount me my [ __ ] you has nothing to ride in my face you Nazi era [ __ ] hell no that's for y'all do that keep doing that I'm a lot of it brown stuff no I was trying to teach us I'm gonna do you grab that man by the time we get there honey one fight before oh really look look it's a big fight we are going out he starts out meet each other all Barney what are we doing this talk about give you several or four you're gonna throw that Hail Mary at me right so I'm gonna answer the phone and I'm gonna control this is called it's called an over hook over here I can land my knee ah my elbow and then I go I'm gonna find it oh just do that to me yes PTSD a pizza delivery guy messed up his order that's what he kind of snaps hey as much as I joke around about him if you get in the way I want to tell his punches that [ __ ] would hurt so I ain't trying to get hit by Teddy for real he got like big stuffed Cornish hens for hands like his hands are powerful and hard looking so I don't want to get in the way of one of those yourself all right [Music] Teddy had a great hook we're not having any boxing experience his hook was really good right-handed but it's gonna be on my left side so I'm gonna answer the phone I'm not gonna look away I'm gonna answer the phone I'm gonna over up right now we're being a bunch of things I'm only taking about two or three of these to the streets so right here I control the neck Oh ain't done it for we got Nina what would you do at Teddy's case cuz he doesn't have a neck what would you be controlling might be grabbing the shoulder got me I can't really I just give you my best boob like that you feeling like it's sacred what if I really need to use any big gonna expect it coming you feel me usually I start off with a song I try to talk mom you can double your closet space turn me Marcus was surprised Bellamy you're not gonna be walking all over my mama grass starting [ __ ] me I give a [ __ ] of you drop to a basketball there for 30 seconds [ __ ] off [ __ ] like that I think it's hard to put the rubber to the road and we try this all right let's do it you got another man now you want to throw him down on a matting rubber y'all [ __ ] get a hotel room okay with your toxic masculinity all right you ready side control Chester Chester Chester test I don't want to hurt you now all right so then bull head over here here now slide your knee over so put over your your head the other knee slides over my belt oh oh you think this is a lot what do you want boy you got supposed to mount that [ __ ] like that under my tricep slide it like a paintbrush to lift just the elbows to slide down lift just the elbow tap yeah easy money or fight what that's nasty I'm in the club [ __ ] that little machine we get into it first thing on Abdullah's crapola lay on and then Mountain something to don't like that excited on that part that's it for me uh I should throw me off I'm out you know Teddy let's get you on here I'm gonna call out some some combos let's see if we remember it from your day okay that's the pitch that's the big three slap one one one two one two or three alright one two three let me see that shin kick kick damn nice neat three kick wait what three kick okay nice and you got this down you spend a summer in Thailand or something no I'm not you spent a summer in fry with your brother let's see what you got round one wait wait is that that's my dad right that's your jab one one one two one two three one two three shin kick nice bring that leg up a little higher that's two three shin kick good a little power knee right to the gut the highs near it-- to the gut three kick nice neat one-two one-two three kick looking sharp good job Doughboy white new nickname alert Taekwondo no ok it's good alright guys so we went over striking grappling muay thai wrestling and you guys both had positives and negatives to kind of break it down for you like i was really impressed Teddy's hook was on fire his takedown defense was great he had a lot of sharp punches everything looked good he mixed it up some of the negatives I kind of did wish he were he did mount me I would have liked that your chest wave hated you yeah who would have liked oh we could have worked on his grappling a little bit more and Doughboy everything looked good you got a Chris jab I will have to say his kicks were a little bit better but your punches were a lot better your offensive rustling was better so but listing all those good things that you said I could do you forgot to factor in the fact that I could do this I knew that was not hacker so I guess since he's knocked out the winner to free tuition to Tillis BJJ goes to Teddy right he said you go we'll come back and smoke one with you I soak this up you got any black belts now yeah what are doing [Music]

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Length: 20min 23sec (1223 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 20 2020