Slam Poetry Challenge | Teddy Vs. DoBoy | All Def Comedy

roses are red violets are blue come over to the house I wanna eat too and by you I mean here but I am I'm totally into it but here's the second part is that here here you ready for second part my love for you it's not a game my love for you is Riddler then my chains and you know that's real I go talk to him innit what up a lil [ __ ] why are you over here spread your fake love you know your change is bullsh shut up listen you know I invited you here why because this is a place for the Arts and you know I know I've been trying to say I'm funnier than you but I'm giving all that up I am now a man of the Arts you know comedy is our heart shut up I bet you if me and you went toe-to-toe on a slam poetry event I beat yo ass new nickname alert Nostradamus that's the next challenge we do in spoken word [ __ ] take a shower why are you so aggressive you want to do some spoken word let's do it poetry every time Doughboy hops on IG he says notice me but that's too bad because he built like Marcia ambrosia and flowing through poetry [Music] all right so we're officially at new musicals Inc over in NoHo and I brought Teddy here because I want to show him I'm a better artist than him in all fractions it again I picked the poetry named after my favorite poet - pop I'm blacker belly Oh 7 day theory I live here me you see what I have afforded through the fruits of my labor a big room of blackness nah man this is a big room of hardness and I'm telling you man what brings it home and what makes it really really matter bongos [Music] start to get our creative juices flowing man we're gonna make a creative smoothie you feel as you can see I have rented out this entire luxurious space just to rehearse and a few hours is gonna be filled with nothing but craters a whole vibe artists it's gonna be a whole thing and we're gonna see who can do the better for poetry is like a collaborative process I'll hit the bongos you hit me with a lie we'll just start practicing stuff out all right do a [ __ ] poem my chains gave me pneumonia cuz they're so icy I should probably sell my chains at 7-eleven cuz it's icy get it that's a double entendre I know you probably know better of double enchiladas but double entendre it means it's - it's the same word that means different things I got another poem chicken wings I love these say something like that no no no liquor store chocolate be a she this candy is three months old if you ask me bring them up so I rise no that had nothing to do with right that's Maya Angelou I just bid her whole SWAT might give me this I was going back and forth with Teddy and I got to be honest the kids got some chops I mean he's really quick on his feet surprisingly and he was just doing this thing so I I think I might have underestimated my competition a little bit he definitely has the good fun listen this for I am the master at this you don't know poetry I hate wearing condom hey I say they're for suckers I be going bareback like a mother I go so wrong now I got a baby on the way let me go see I'll be G if I do have a baby you can breastfeed like a condo in Vegas you have nothing but big [ __ ] on your iTunes playlist Ruben Studdard diesel Oh Timbaland show Idol yo face looks like Tito but show a tips dance like Mike okay the left man said love now it's just mean and rude did get the point of it you're working we're getting it out what work it's just poetry okay we could do this forever we can go back and forth but now it's time for me to really lock in and go and write my poem I like to write for things that are close to my heart and things that I can relate to so I think I'm gonna be talking about my love for hos you know about to get off in our little areas get our poems tap into our inner spirit and then we're gonna come back and hips pains heart tell me I can't wait to do some poetry y'all [ __ ] know me I can't wait they do some poetry y'all [ __ ] know homie I was about to write about titties I feel like a lot of my inspiration comes from areolas cuz they're the eyes of the chest this is fireman how that coming off over there I know you make like making a poem about stroganoff do you feel the connection do you feel the vibe Tings [ __ ] worried about so [ __ ] bro worry about that fourth button that looks like he's on his last leg of life I was gonna write about long titties but the words never hit me I was gonna be like long titties long titties never ever wrong titties she popped it out the bra let it drop now it's a ball to a man what's the first line of your poem pulled up to yo crib on some late-night [ __ ] called me over each I'm delivering dick that's not a that's not poetic a lot of times for good art you got to step outside of yourself so I stepped outside of myself thought about my homies that you know face child support and danger going to child court every week nobody looks out for these dudes you feel me don't bother years.they story they be hurt hey man well here my first life no butt kicking apparently I got a thing for home it's all I got so far you will need a flow parent leader built like a parent pan Wensley yo hips need for a pair Teddy's nose looks like Volkswagen bug classic I was really really easy to write because I just drew a real life experience I have a plethora of information and experiences with hoes about to perform and I'm nervous no you know I've been hitting my little my little safety pin this is what I like to call it [Music] ladies and gentlemen hello and welcome to the all hef poetry ham open mic my name is Simon and I'm your host for the evening but I will not be where I'm in a reading please hold your applause no user AHS give some snaps if you dig these raps tonight we have two poets coming to the stage to share with you words from their page please welcome first mr. black a belly coming up next to the stage we have dosed Rodimus [Music] Palestine up first we have black of le with this piece stay too long and Doster Dominus accompanying on the bongos please enjoy look more like snack of it [Applause] thank you for your Thank You poetry gods thank you I was talking to them nacho this piece I have is called stay too long it's dedicated to all my single fathers out there doing good by the child but sort of kind of don't want to really be with the mama like that no Morris you don't quite agree with it but see I'm gonna send this email and then see see with it my feeling oh come on parts are God you didn't catch the bars I didn't ask for that I'm not trying to stay too long cuz my child is home alone it's cold baby it's cool because the brother lives right up the street I just kind of beat I pull it up see yo crib on some late-night [ __ ] call me over eats cuz I'm delivering dick my son is probably crying for his daddy right now baby I can't go for another round [Music] Thank You poetry gods shut up I gots to go I got a balance I got a dip I gots to be getting out I got to get back to my child my child's name is miles I love to see him smile baby you in denial stay too long all right thank you thank you truly captivating please Shh bro absolutely she just did the poem you know how I do one take Teddy but I'll hit him with the black of belly oh can you hear me baby baby picture me rollin who he talking about a baby mama situation and [ __ ] ain't got no kids I mean he do got childbearing hips in big boobs but that don't mean you got a child at home let's hear it again for black a belly all right coming up next we have a more romantic piece from Doster Thomas entitled I be lovin these hoes [Music] we want it heavy heavy fish either way you tap it it's gonna be heavy don't hit it too hard it's give me the snaps I need the love I need to love it now this piece that I'm doing today good people comes from my love of hose I used to fall in love with hose and I'd be the last person to know so I came with a quick checklist for you guys to know if you're dealing with the hoe and I finally come to my senses that I be loving these hoes I be loving these hoes I can't never let it go Snoop Dogg taught us wrong because I be loving these hoes parently I got a thing for hoes I always seem to get length with holes I'll be thinkin she's my future wife these studies never ever seem like hoes look I ain't got time to waste hoes can't cook but they can bake banana bread plus some fire head and the box is fire when she's in the bed I know she got other [ __ ] for some reason hoes love glitter for some reason hoes got squabbles baby putting ketchup all on the tacos you think I'm trippin but I ain't though we all be dealing with the same hos hos are good for the ecosystem I didn't make the rules of the game Pro just no copy IV i v-i these ladies feel free to slide at my dance at the conclusion of the show thank you only hos apply only the ho now boy I loved in his house I'll see you back anybody ever tell you look like the bully on the cartoon duck all the time let's hear it again for Doster Damas everyone that was damn near spot on spot I was really out there I was in my element I want to kick off my shoes and connect with the earth but I just kept the J's on it kept it funky do a little better you got a thought a little harder you just went in there a typical Doughboy let me disrespect these hoes what the hoes do to you the hollows nobody method but care alright ladies and gentlemen this concludes the all have poetry ham open mic night unfortunately we can only have one poem that comes away victorious so we're going to show some love through snaps for each of our performers so first let's hear it for black of Ellie and now let's hear it for Doster Thomas wow you are a loyal mother one person - snaps - I said about the homo tacos make it as genius alright but [ __ ] and our winner for the evening is black of Ellie let's hear it again ya heart always bubbler your boy the bigger man one so you know I'm sayin he definitely did his thing so hats off to Teddy and his titties thank you for tuning in to another episode of Teddy vs. Doughboy this [ __ ] [ __ ] won but it's whatever you say hella salty right now hey man I sit here to spend all this bread to be inspired by the arts and our loss with you talking about kids you don't even have look you mean your son named miles this is art bro you just got to take your mind outside of miles you need right no no audio alright so next till next time the hairline is made out of ass hair I give you $10 if you take that hat off right now I want that shirt on in the shower I don't ever want it to come on just keep it on no one wants to see the abomination you call a stomach and chest looks like one wet concrete mix I'm sick of you about to let your hips on the street what's that sound on that chair [ __ ] that's what that sound is [ __ ] that chair get up [ __ ] you didn't do [ __ ] to you you don't deserve this life make it a [ __ ] to try that well you got to work a triple overtime right now I just gave it up keep it up keep it up keep it up keep it up [ __ ] boy I'm gonna bring a diamond tester and make you proud [Laughter] [Music]

Channel: All Def Comedy

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Length: 17min 20sec (1040 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 17 2020