ONE HOUR of the BEST Technoblade Moments! [XXL]

sad that you've collected 41 presents from orphans dude these orphans are getting destroyed jesus christ this is the second worst thing that has happened to these orphans in their lives pretty sure i just got demonetized oh you were demonetized a long time ago my channel has just been terminated man i support you guys but i can't get involved i have to be in the shadows [Music] okay the shadows means he's practicing parkour trust me oh sick oh practice all the parkour you need oh yes oh he went into creative mode oh yes oh it's all good oh the payment oh the free items okay i'm getting rid of the netherrack i don't want anything no my boat okay you know we can make more boats it's fine it's fine all right well we just got two nether right ingots pleasure doing business with you see this is why you got to befriend the operators on a server all right it always works out it's because you're on the board 16 it's because you're at 1.650 they're gonna have like snowballs and i'm just gonna [Music] the noise that's not left or right oh confidence is not being inspired within me right now okay i have to say okay uh wait i can't go up i have no you've screwed me wait no i'm probably on my own oh you've taken the blade i'm okay i'm here i'm i don't see you oh wait is that your rose yes that's me so yeah so fast forward we're in eighth grade and we're choosing our world language and i'm just like well clearly since i live in california and my options are spanish and french let's consider what country is literally shares sharing a border with california france of course yep so i took french i was not i was not the smartest eighth grader male 1 why do okay say it's so weird call me alpha male 1 oh yeah what do you say like a better program i'm really funny i'm really funny guys subscribe to my channel i'm hilarious just sign it all right i'll go buy the contract all right uh take position to nuke all of us i'm pretty good with these uh pretty good with these terms tommy what's my name again what's my name uh it says here condition 5 techno blade must be referred to as an alpha male at all times [Music] signed by tommy but i couldn't just show up looking like this what if mr beast had us all get together to do the intro everyone would see my disguise but i had a plan you see minecraft skins can have a toggleable second layer now i'd never edited a skin before but i mean it's just copy paste an hour could it be and finally with only minutes to spare i had done it the only thing left to do was put on my masterpiece don't laugh it's for the fridge you got my boy jacob here he mines cobblestone for me all day i uh i don't pay him and he also has no rights oh but technically doesn't that kind of sound like i need cobblestone wait we were we literally we were we were vibing we were not only vibing but we were listening to pig step go on put it back on go on i'll let you vibe a bit longer well now we have to go through the whole song again we had to restart like 12 times can you hear it wilbur i can hear it come on everybody do that it's a hand-in-hand relationship [Music] is [Music] all right here we go yeah i don't i don't do lyrics all right let's do the stream without him yeah yeah okay hold up how many am i getting out of this [Music] 29 29. yeah and then and then they'll copy paste this everywhere they go on twitter go go go i don't know go this is the only way i can get the phantom membranes [ __ ] but is it worth it are you sure you don't want like vast sums of diamonds because i have those wow no i'm too far in now it's too far in um yeah yeah just just say it just say it all right hi pitch boys hello my name is technoblade and i love women and tommy and it is my best best friend also i hate men but tommy in it he's cool [Music] all right hand him over tommy yeah tommy that you can't even like use that as an audio clip because they won't know it's my voice please don't fight me please don't fight me please don't fight me what if i actually win i think i could go for 200 dislikes if i actually win man i think that's reasonable you get what i'm saying nope nope nope i gotta kill i gotta kill guys call my mom i gotta kill what all right i'm gonna die now [Music] yeah i'm gonna die i'm getting destroyed very close fight very close fight mom i gotta kill let's murder him let's just kill there's two of us just stab him just stab him that man followed me for 12 years are you serious instantly annihilated i was gonna give you steak i wasn't gonna do it well i have the steak now so delivery success yeah i still got nothing where am i no chat i do not i'm not gonna open up the intermission obs tab and check my coordinates i have a perfect perfect sense of where i'm like a human gps uh oh no oh oh no my my hand my hand slipped oh oh i spilled water all over my keyboard oh no oh no how could this happen how could this happen the water oh it's everywhere okay the water's gone guess i'm never finding my house oh wait it's right here what did i tell you the navigational genius technoblade strikes again no all of the carrots are gone sneaky oh no fills us in closer and closer to this heart sure we're out of carrots what are we going to do sneak we're out of here let the carrot the carrots are the carrots are all gone [Applause] what are we gonna do what are we gonna do guys oh no this thing like walk right up to his head for a second [Laughter] guys the carrots are gone i'm freaking out i'm freaking out right now and we're back level 30 level 30 pog all right we're gonna need iron sticks string wood all right check this out all of this is for memory all of a health okay we're taking out we're taking out the crafting book leave me alone is this not how you make a a lever wait no i i mean a tripwire chat don't make fun of me don't if this game is hard this game is very difficult okay we have the little baby mode crafting table here so i have to learn how to stop making fun of me chat no no stop walling me sorry i haven't memorized the 50 updates they've made since one point stop yeah so we're gonna need a lot of cobblestone how are you though big man how how have you been i'm pretty good since we last spoke what did you get up to uh pretty much nothing really sure you've done you've done something right you think what did you do nothing of value what what are you it's just oh it's just yeah you said that you said it very passionately for how low of an achievement it was oh yeah not even just proudly hey you know what hey surely you've done reality surely you've done something i've just been reading and sleeping man we live we live sad lives you and i truly [Music] this would be so much more morbid without the the animal crossing i really hate to know what this is like on your pov mark we're smart get in there where is it yes yes he's in i'm a jing i'm so smart oh who was that guy oh who was that in the chat that just said not gonna work i'm scrolling up i'm scrolling up i'm scrolling up who just said that who just said not gonna work you're getting called out in front of 114 000 people you really doubted me you really doubted me you fool you fool who was it who was it and i'm gonna go down and give it a name tag before it despawns because then the not gonna work guy would would be the would have the last laugh [Music] all right [Music] [Music] i don't i just wanted the chat to think i was smart i just wanted them to respect me but all the doubters all the doubters were right all the people that said it wasn't gonna work all the people that said i was dumb oh they were all right they were right to doubt me oh they were right oh i'm a disappointment oh my ancestors i've dishonored them all oh my hubris my hubris snow oh the hubris oh it pains me oh no oh oh everyone's mocking me oh i flew too close to the sun [ __ ] i flew too close to the sun i'm talking about cheating what oh wait he's riding a pig isn't that that's kind of no it's kind of borders on am i missing techno content right now yeah he's right now i'm gonna leave wait how long i'm gonna wait wait wait i wanna get i want to get a cinematic angle i'm coming techno wait wait wait wait wait wait guys scott i've been doing more work with the replay mod let me just get this no that's not very more specific review we're near the frog again [Laughter] [Music] oh my god [Music] oh i see i see him flowing there he goes yep how will he go up the prime path anymore how will you go up here techno blade you have to go up the right way oh no he went there what the [ __ ] so perfectly lined up can you guys hear my game sounds or not no okay good i guess oh [ __ ] [ __ ] wait wait i gotta get the shot i gotta get the perfect shot why is vikkstar in here fake oh i haven't well that name brings that name brings back a couple members i haven't heard that name in quite some time down here i fell and there's this big star i heard it recently and you talk oh [Music] here he comes the hero of the story you tell me about that first cancelled vlog of yours oh yes yes that's because it was uh sort of morally wrong just a little bit where is he gonna go next the thing is he's just so you just never really know where he's gonna go this guy he's just so damn unpredictable oh that's one sec what is he doing like he's like strangely just beautiful the way up i'm gonna correct this path [ __ ] [ __ ] wait oh is he correct with it is he fine does this look so good what the [ __ ] [Music] are you cinematic shotting this right now wait let me let me pause the music yeah i am but it looks like it doesn't look like funny good it just looks like unironically kind of sick there's an ending to this road my hero [Music] have you seen the prime path oh no i must have missed it that's just normal creepers you're done you've done it there's no way i must get to the village my people doing this oh my god are they immune to pigs [Music] he knows my foolproof disguise [Music] pyro pvp asks happy birthday i hate you wait oh i hear the inner man if i pretend to be a cow he won't hurt me because everybody knows technoblade would never kill his cows oh no i see what he's thinking he's holding these cows hostage oh techno blade you won't hurt me because if you hurt me the sweeping edge of your sword will hurt your cows you'd never bear to do that yet a baby just died i think i saw a baby just die and it means nothing to me it means nothing to me you thought i had a shred of mercy in the soul die thanks for the pearls [ __ ] all right i was hoping that you could create a guide teaching me all the fancy tricks you used to win despite sucking at pvp thanks butterbaka24 all right butterbaka24 if you're serious about starting to win skywars then there's really only one thing you can do get good [Music] let me let me get a glass i'm going afk watch this watch this hey a techno stream hey watch this i call this the surprise attack this is for turbo this is for tubba this is for tobo [Music] oh i'm back for my glass of water oh why is my health so low ah it doesn't matter oh hey hey free stuff free stuff ooh hey tommy i found the place where you died of fall damage all your items are here tommy toby i found all your stuff [Music] have you heard about her so you know technoblade's like super competitive have you heard about his most recent uh escapades right now his plans he uh is chad allowed to hear that oh yeah it's a video it's a video i just assumed you didn't watch technoblade do you watch technoblade wrong one technology he basically uh found a child who was number one on like how many potatoes farmed on this minecraft server and so he spent uh i think it was a solid four months farming potatoes to beat this little boy at potato farming what and he won and it was his favorite day ever oh but i wouldn't say i'm a competitive princess them all the story of techno farming potatoes to beat a little boy over six months of potato farming and then i unmute and it's tecna going oh i'm so competitive another middle school musical time boys take a seat everybody wait everyone let's point our guns to them while we're seated it's like the u.s school system i was really over prepared for this battle um okay i know um i'm sorry boo get better material why'd you steal my stuff get him off the stage one of those things was not like the other you guys think i can make that jump what if i do this okay okay this just went very bad never question my intellect again fools you before you thought you thought oh techno blade just throw a pearl i don't want to make it boring and make it boring i'm trying to run a stream over here okay okay i'm trying you think i'm just gonna throw a pearl from the top like some little baby come on guys have to have some excitement in your life all right we're doing mlg stunts out here uh we wasted a few pearls i actually want to save pearls but it's fine it saved my life dude i had like i had i had like 10 seconds i had so much time obviously like open to my inventory like how am i supposed to save myself i'm gonna i'm gonna open i'm gonna craft a crafting table and then craft some ladders and then ladder clutch like what so there's glass on that side well that would have been good to know that would inventory all right pick this up that there we there we first try crafting table and place that was the teleport button place that was the chain place that was the open inventory but in place nailed it dream smp there's a lot going on i only joined yesterday so i don't really have that many items but but we're doing pretty well i got this the diamond spatuk because we shot tubbo in the face and he dropped it and i was like fortune three don't mind if i do and the reason we shot him is because wilbur was like oh look a healing arrow that means if i shoot him he'll heal and so he shot him and then he died squid i found a problem with your island a critical flaw get over here over here squid squid get over here this sign it has the wrong number pretty bad week for squid kid overall i'd say i've been trying to get this bat talisman for three real life days it better give me so much speed here comes the sun one last bat for the day please please just give me the one percent speed all right try again [Music] [Laughter] [Music] i lied i should have expected this well this is the end for me oh nikki don't this is the end for me there's nothing i can do any second now i'm gonna drown to death he's not gonna drop oh i guess i'll have to say my last words can you die so i can i can but before i die before i die i'm gonna plug my channel shut to the very end everybody subscribe to technoblade subscribe to technoblade please i'm gonna die any sec subscribe to technoblade i only have a i only have a few more hours of oxygen with my respiration 3 helmet subscribe to technoblade please please everyone everyone go to technoblade's youtube channel and subscribe my entire life is flashing before my eyes this is the end this is the end oh this is the end i'm feeling kind of hungry actually oh no no no no oh that's better that's better all right 10 hearts i had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water oh i'm back okay okay have i hit 3 million subscribers yet no i still haven't reached it i should tell my viewers that i'm not getting out of here until i reach three i'm just gonna hold the stream hostage oh my god oh i'm hungry again oh almost dropped oh stop eating it i almost dropped to seven hearts i had to hold on i left i left the stove on at home what do you want in return tommy i want you to scream really really high pitched at the top of your lungs all right next no i didn't even say why okay okay all right we're good give me the membranes i'm just gonna say like like subscribe to someone else like that tommy i don't have the vocal cords to do that more than once per month tommy i do not have the vocal cords i will lose my voice what the what i will lose my voice if i keep doing that okay my audience will lose their ears you ride a strider by taking a fishing rod and put in a warped fungus on the end like a carrot on a stick i don't know what a warped fungus is this doesn't help me john b did you guys keep throwing out these new terms these strange new items all right we're caught up blast furnace is better okay i'll look up what a blast furnace is i'll look it up chat you win you win it's gonna be made out of materials i don't have and i'm gonna be sad smooth stone how do you even make smooth stone [Music] bro literally who cares who cares i'm getting gold i'm getting gold it just saves a little bit of time wait i'm not getting owned i'm a god jump crit [Music] you're just gonna [Music] or are we friends now did i are we are we friends now [Music] you wanna hang out you wanna you wanna you wanna stop stop being a monster and we could we could be cave bros i mean it doesn't have to be this way why do we have to fight why do we have to continue this chain of violence just because i'm alive and you're a zombie all right i mean i i could i could give you food [Music] is that is that what you want is that you want a hug nope nope nope he's killing me cake cake cake cake do you want me to you so you so you can lose hunger that is does that work it's a terrible thing to ask me on my birthday somebody stabbed me somebody stabbed me [Music] why would you ask me that's like that is significantly more lethal and stabbing but do it again though ah that did twice as much this time there's a guy here already but i don't care actually i kind of care he has a lot of stuff i care a lot um didn't place those blocks properly uh [Laughter] i'm gonna panic panic panic panic panic panic panic panic panic easy peasy what am i talking about half a heart easy not even close not even close not even not even close not even lost not even lost not even not even close not even close no it's all part of my master plan i appreciate your skill level and i appreciate your ability man but you know what i don't appreciate i don't know i don't know you well enough yeah sorry i got distracted by the dog he's talking about he's a member of our nation it's all right he's already getting killed or something oh dog you're not getting killed oh that's good i appreciate you and i appreciate what you're offering to do i'm afraid you haven't gained trust yet look just stop look at the [ __ ] dog all right he's fine the kid's jumping in front of me he's he's frisky he's having a good day he's my boy all right he's my boy i'm naming him le man dog all right it's le man dog i need one judge to come up here and say the magic words that now you go i'm done with it i'm pissed i would like you to just do kind of like a um a ritual kind of no no no no no get out the boat i go in the boat this is a magician okay so um one second okay so i'm gonna need you to make a little charlie louder [Music] i'll catch you i got a city to save even if they're not even if natural selection was gonna get to them anyways where are they at in from over the hills i love that mob yeah what are you gonna do yeah what are you gonna do oh he doesn't even he doesn't even attack pathetic pathetic look at this clown i thought that was a hostile mob is is it is he always like this i'm you're the one that don't have me you're the one that brought him you're the one that brought him you you uh you're looking at me you are you kind of slowly swimming over in my direction you do you want pets you want wow i did nothing that did nothing this is pathetic this is garbage i'm going afk i'm drinking a glass of water this is a joke all right i'm gonna read i'm gonna read my donations this is just sad this is just sad it's like when like a poodle attacks you in real life and you're like wow this is just this is sad wait what [Music] this is this is by far the strangest ship that has ever happened to me all right i need to consult the love calculator army and president lincoln meant to be together let's find out oh my god 91 we're a dream couple i never thought i'd find love in the hunger games and i much less thought that it would be president lincoln but the love calculator does not lie we were meant to be it's time for stage through the techno pack before i put this on i'm giving you guys one last warning you can still pause the video stand up and walk away from your computer you could live a nice fulfilling life having never seen techno pack stage 3 but once once you let this video play out you can't go back your life is forever changed so i warned you i warned you all why didn't you listen to me why is everything technoblade even the chester technical blade the wood planks are technically the potion this is normal potion of fire resistance the stone is technoblade i think it's stone i don't know because it's technoblade and also the ores are reasonable but i think that's just because it's the overlay and whatnot but everything's blade [Music] flat i figured techno is the furry the slow crawl [Laughter] ninja charlie t is online dude skeppy you're getting replaced ninja has more subs duty is so many subscribers there's nothing we can do sorry we accept people with 186 000 subscribers or more but there's one emoji that once the chat figures out it exists my life is gonna suck and i can't even say it because i'll be ruined forever oh no it's the emoji that can't be construed please message it to me technically i promise okay i'll i'll message it to you afterwards you can't touch me now it would be good okay okay but you better not immediately say it and betray it i won't immediately say it don't worry techno i've you've got my word you have my word is my honor that i will never say the clown emoji out loud [Music] my minecraft is crashing that's how gone i am my stream is just a black screen and you've ruined me you've ruined me robert not even nightbot can ban people fast enough no no no what is this my puny hypixel brain cannot understand there's no sugar cane there and it's it's making ah this is witchcraft i i'm just not going to ask this is the end you take 30 dreams dream's gone [Music] you're insane oh see you later morons the ball is coming in above you very very slowly i'll tell you when it's going yeah it's gonna be lethal in three two later idiots later i'll see you all on the other side i'm literally only subbed to three people and that's technoblade connor and phil i think yeah no way i can't be subbed to technoblades you could be a channel member of technoblade no bro no one ever says no one ever says i'll remember to sub with channel member prime i want you remember to join it's they call it remembered i can't believe i'm getting disrespected like this guys remember to like the stream remember remember to leave a like and subscribe man hey guys i'm hoping people won't notice it says live in the sub box and they think it's a video [Laughter] youtube live so i did what any self-respecting skyblock player would do and sat in the shop menu buying ice for 30 minutes i'm having fun i dropped out of college for this you know when i first started this youtube channel in october 2013 i was just a dumb high schooler with a dream but now so much time has passed and i can proudly say that i am still a dumb high schooler of the dream nothing has changed whatsoever and the dream is the same 10 million subscribers let's go first of all my talent is that i'm really good at judging people so too late to back out of this event oh god we already have a zombie on us we're gonna get killed instantly yeah this zombie is gonna collect are you joking no okay punch guys wait we can kill it [ __ ] kill it punch it dude while he's gonna spawn in a desert temple and we're gonna get killed instantly go get it get it get it no pvp it's targeting me because i have subs this is the most expensive one you ready hopefully it's not terrible [Music] this one this one too uh do i have to enable particles yeah i had i had my particles disabled the whole time i did i did not see a thing did not work i did not see a thing you got more of those i have more i have all right okay round two here we go yo it's popping off that one as well oh [Music] just why are you breezily just break it we're not even trying to stop you go three two one [Music] rest in peace [Music] eight one seven that doesn't even look like an eighth or whatever i need to stop doing that my voice oh god that hurt that hurt i need a glass of water those that defend me while i get a glass of water i got you dude paul defend me you're fine you're fine seeing i'm seeing a lot of people that seem to be in our territory right now uh hippity hoppity get off my property well said uh wilbur's not in it wilbert good guy wilbur he's not in our land i just don't really want to play tribute oh no that's fine just send send me to another tribute that that's what i wanted you know when i when i read you know what i'll i'm okay because i'm just gonna get tribute again all right i i i just want diversity in my content man oh my god why is this the only skywars map no i i just i just okay welcome guys to another episode of tribute so much diversity in the skywars game look when i get the map five times in a row i think i think the skywars gods are telling me dude you're playing tribute you can't get out of it i i just don't want all my videos to look the same just tribute gameplay 101 i want to play skywars man but no tribute is skywars now that's just how it works this is this is a grass block wait that was a villager what the uh huh who the heck are you get out of my no i didn't mean to punch you no is that it's trying to kill me i i've been at i've been at the surface for three seconds and i've made enemies who are what is that hey who are what is this is this a village it's a wandering traitor [Music] i don't know i don't understand this update but personal space buddy [Music] all right we're gonna okay okay i'll just i'll just stay here forever and cry because i'm getting cyber bullied by your alpaca or whatever it is i can jump good underground hide in my drugs i mean sugar lie down i'm hitting i'm hitting the floor i can't i can't break the are you kidding me now sound on this [Laughter] wait wait a minute let me just let me just let's see you won't yeah let me just go afk holding down right click it's fine i'm helping it's working oh my god it's working what is why is it so fast okay stop punching me i'm not healing free stuff yo but where do you want to do this battle you have an axe yeah okay okay i'm uh oh my god no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no death time it's time for death it's time for death well that lasted a few seconds longer than i thought it would uh gg gg oh i said gapples no hey hey hey oh that cough did more damage to me than you did just kill the pig they make creeper sounds and explode [Music] [Applause] what is so hard about that please tell me what do you want why are you doing this your potato rank one spot is now mine [Music] he's checking he's checking for years my machinations lay undetected [Music] wow there's not a lot of shelter here well the first thing we're gonna do is what what was that hey hey hey hey why do they keep update why did they keep updating after 1.8 what is that what is that a bum is that is that gonna kill me am i gonna die to batman hey you have to offer me to get you out of there tommy women no why do you keep breaking my stuff i know women i know women tenno do you have anything better than that uh men i was thinking material possessions could buy you some bitcoin i've got a good bitcoin dealer how much your bitcoin worth nowadays it depends how much he how many bitcoins he has all of them all right so anyways phil so basically the idea is i woke up today as you do and i thought you know today is pretty good but you know the only thing that could make today better is if i had twelve thousand four hundred ninety seven red terracotta fourteen thousand sixty eight sand forty three thousand seven hundred thirty sandstone and four thousand thirty two oak logs as you do and so i was thinking i should get together a workforce and we could go get all those resources for no reason in particular other than they'd be nice to have so let's go phil so specific oh i have to win you died with a second place player so it's fine how do i get through that i'm hacking no i live i live i'm hacking i'm hacking what is this i'm hacking yes give me the win points yes thank you america welcome to tree planting with technoblade i already planted four trees what have you done uh maybe nothing will i think my laptop died yeah there's many people i think my laptop hates the planet skeppy i think i i need to sell out what company made this lenovo wow wow i can't believe those guys i'm gonna spawn above like a pit of lava here we go here we go [Music] are you kidding me what is this what is this garbage send me back send me back what what what what what oh i'm going back i'm going screw you guys i ain't doing this bye bye nope nope i'm out nope nope nope nope nope not in a million years absolutely not breaking the portal goodbye ending the stream going home hugging my dog nope can i have more honey no techno what the [ __ ] are you doing [Music] just uh boating this is really good exercise for your arms to do you're just you really build the muscles like wilbur you can't overthrow a government if you don't have games bro this is what i do every second of every day i was expecting to come out i am lifting i wanted to see you like like i am getting swole i thought you'd be like like you know farming like doing something important you've got like these horses right that you've been breeding up i was expecting and these dogs i was expecting when the game first came out they'd make you do a walk of shame every time you died back to the hub island run past the blacksmith into the coal mines warp to the gold mine walk through the gold mine get to the deep caverns walk down to the lift operator oh we're finally here son of a [Music] he's just being purple we're just gonna walk by [Music] i was hoping there would be less i was hoping there'd be more floor in this direction would you betray me nah it's fine up it's fine oh it's i don't even want to know what mob that is because it's fine show these gentlemen yeah it's this you got your spuds blade [Music] i'm also raising nicki's taxes and just hers well wait you guys hate women over there i need to reconsider sides you want to be a hero tommy then die like one okay why isn't this spawning why is this not spawning this is very awkward oh no no no oh no no no oh there he is he's in full another right he's in full nether right and he has a dirt house with a wood door is he just gonna leave the oak stairs there is that is that a stylistic choice i think it is chet i think it is home was taken oh no more like home not found am i right am i right guys what's your tactic for the potatoes well you see i uh i placed a lot of dirt and then i placed some water and then i placed the potatoes oh and don't forget the torches that was that was an essential part of the process tanner's glad i feel like i feel like you're not you're mocking me well there's a lot of food here tana bed i feel like you're just mocking me when i'm i'm asking you for your tactics today all right it's it's not rocket science wilbur's it's just fireman and only the audience can hear me right now so i'm just gonna walk outside of my head oh my god oh my god i'm so canonically surprised oh my goodness oh how did you guys know how did you guys know it was my birthday you're just you're just shooting rambo repeatedly in the head [Music] did you try buying their house [Music] you're a dick [Music] wow you really you really get you really let your cpm get to your head yeah okay don't jump until i tell you to okay make this uh one by one water jump and if you can make that you survive that's a lapis block [Music] are you typing you've been banned this looks promising oh no no no no retreat retreat leave me alone no no stay back no no i just want to eat my food i just want to eat my food leave me alone yes we have to do the greatest high five oh my god it worked all right we're gonna i'm just gonna we're just gonna i'm just gonna punch this just just gonna just get just gonna punch this just just gonna punch this all right we're just gonna we're just gonna punch this punch this tree yeah yeah it's not it's not it's not break squid i found a problem with your island a critical flaw get over here over here squid get over here this sign it has the wrong number pretty bad week for squid kid overall i'd say yo i got a burger guys i found a cheeseburger well in real life bob no oh what oh whoa what how i got a burger yeah that's how though yo we've gave the house how did you get your hands on the burger i wasn't paying attention it must be my american power no no no no this game does not reward americans it takes away no it get it definitely i think it might be you somehow actually manage this under 50 reps i will be very impressed okay listen i swear to god if you somehow met no what no there's no way bruh not even close target edward i need ever i need all of you to look at edward and go straight for him please assassinate him i want him kill edward please please get rid of him kill edward nobody is killing edward whatsoever wilbur i hate you you were the worst you both went for me i'm so mad and in district 8 we have team russia you got putin the current ruler of russia and stalin who's going to take control of this hunger games like he took control of my heart and also the ussr but i just got spanish screamed at by technoblade i am this is a bigger than i was expecting but you know i've seen what you can do technoblade oh okay how long have you been on this how long have you spent here uh i haven't logged off wait you you haven't logged off the server yeah i've just i've just been here that's like that's like 14 hours revolution waits for no man i i respect that i respect that i was expecting the cave to look a little bit more developed in that case oh that's not in my skill set all right that's what i'll be doing today then so i was thinking i think you're not the traitorous pig that your skin suggests you are oh oh i'm feeling a bit of racial profile in here in my defense uh no rules were broken at any point therefore i'm not a criminal and also you're all on my land this is very rude i did not give you permission i'm gonna have to tax all of you to be here a couple diamonds fancy house does it have apples does it have apples i don't know we're taking this this is mine now you lost your job yeah welcome to the economy all right i had to go to the store the other day i had to interrupt my potato farming because my dad was like hey can you go to the store and pick up my medicine and i was like can i really tell him that i'm not getting his medicine because i need to farm potatoes can i really look i'm an atheist but when god sends me to hell i want him to hesitate okay i want him to hesitate for a few seconds what do you mean why did i get out why did you get out i was getting tortured you want me to rot in prison forever getting tortured who is torturing you what do you mean why did i get out why did you get out oh you want me to rot i was getting tortured you want me to rot in prison forever tortured who is torturing you [ __ ] off sorry sorry let me just mute and discord you're getting tortured oh i'm gonna steal all of it no no i swear i if there was an enchanted apple in there forever i hate this server so much second main character you should stand here and mine the block like this [Music] nothing happens come on no no no stand here remind the block but nothing happened at all uh oh uh wait oh get in the trap get in your own trap no wait wait wait don't get out of here get the heck out of here i am ready to win some video games first pvp of the stream pvp pvp no it's strafing it's strafing it's strafing pvp pvp this is gonna be a long a long game i got this pvp has it updated it hasn't updated all right i'm going to the hub as it updated yes number one in potatoes to celebrate i took my two alts and my main account and then i afk on all three of them getting kicked out of this herbert within a week it's gonna happen we get to go to a continent all right we're going to africa that's the first step to any world domination plan we're stealing resources from africa craft and table and we get the pickaxe and we get some stone got some nice half slabs here as you see in vanilla minecraft all the time all right we're gonna we're gonna okay okay i'll just i'll just stay here forever and cry because i'm getting cyber bullied by your alpaca or whatever it is all right loser has to give the winner twenty dollars paypal i'm about to get twenty dollars oh why why do the caves why are they that loud no no that was that was such an unnecessary addition to the game children play this [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Nightmare

Views: 847,303

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Id: wYq3tCKuSBE

Length: 59min 49sec (3589 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 27 2022