Tattoo Artists and Body Piercers, What Is The Most Uncomfortable Job You Have Had To Do?

tattoo artists and body pisses of reddit what is the most uncomfortable job you have had to do nsw i'm a tattoo artist and a pisser there are several uncomfortable things in the job i think one of the worst things is dealing with people coming into the shop messed up one time we had a guy who was totally drunk and was messing with the liquor store next door and got pepper sprayed in the face and came stumbling in the shop knocking stuff over one time i had a girl come in totally messed up and carrying around an old tube tv crying super hard saying she needed a place to stay but the worst one that comes to mind is this girl came in to get her hair cut we let her know it was a tattoo shop she said okay so this is how i want my hair can you diet too again this is a tattoo shop she said okay can i use the restroom my co-worker said screw it let her use it and get her out of here so she uses the bathroom walks out and when i check there's tons of hair on the ground and she starts acting super crazy knocking stuff over and being irate and my co-worker calls the cops the cops come and thanked us because she escaped a mental institution in oakland which is five and a half hours away from us not a tattoo artist or pisser myself but i remember the pisser being extremely annoyed that day why you ask a guy was in there three days earlier to get his member pierced he came back three days later when i was there to get a tattoo to come back and complain because he thought it was infected as soon as the pisser said why do you think it's infected i saw in her face that she regretted ever asking the guy got the piercing and then proceeded to do his girlfriend up to hershey highway the next day she spent the next half an hour nearly screaming from the stupidity of the guy's actions even after she told him to not freak or anything of the sort he wasn't the brightest bulb in the box as someone who had his member pierced i'm pretty astonished he was able to even frick the first three days i was healing it was painful to even walk around let alone jam it in some holes i had to change down this woman's tongue bar we offer a free shorter bar after the healing time and as the newbie i got told to do it as my training well first off she smelled of actual poop which wasn't a good start her whole skin and scalp area was flaking on the shop which again wasn't that great but hey i'll look past and just deal with well in her mouth was where the actual smell of human excrement was coming from every one of her teeth was covered in a yellow white slime of pluck at least a few cm thick the whole bar in her tongue was covered in the white slime too i held my breath and tried to undo it the whole time her moth salivating a brown liquid on my hands i literally couldn't budge the thing due to the pluck and spit so had to get my boss lady to help me the look in her eyes was so sad when she saw me needing help the smell hit her too so she held her breathe and tried her best too but accidentally bumped her teeth with her hand as she was trying which ended up being dentures that fell out leaving a slime trail down the lady's shirt and onto my boss's shoes spattering this thick cream everywhere never have i wanted to laugh and throw up so much in all my life i just about lost my dinner reading that frick that row i feel like i've been waiting for the opportunity to post this not a tattoo artist myself but i've been around some enough to have this lovely tale when i was 15 i went with my sister and her friend to see them get their noses pierced while there my sister commented on this clock hanging on the wall it was a basic clock with a picture of a beautiful purple flower as the background the guy laughs and says it is nice and that the background is of a tattoo he did she says that it's beautiful but the guy can't stop snickering so we ask about the tattoo the tattoo is one he did on a girl's butthole he then tells us that it was his most awkward piece he's ever done because the entire time he was doing it she was orgasming and squirting uncontrollably he said he used more towels on her than half his full back pieces after he says this my sister goes so you took a picture of it and turned it into a clock and he says yeah i thought it would be an awesome way to tell people this story tl dr my sister and i met a guy who tattooed a flower on a girl's butthole then made a clock from a picture of it last time i was getting a tattoo i asked my artist this question apparently at least once a year someone tries to get the tip of their dong titude he apparently has an 800 flat fee and a 300 ball handling fee with a no refunds policy earn it or burn it so to speak apparently a guy tried and lost about one stroke two inch of the first line and bailed artists made one thousand one hundred bucks for five minutes of prep work and one second of actual tattoo time i have been piercing for 15 years professionally now and i can say i have probably forgotten more weird stories than i remember but a few stand out i was working on the strip in las vegas 10 years ago and a 99 of my business was tourists one night i was finishing a body piercing and out of the corner of my eye i see two older women walk into the studio and start looking at the body jewelry case i let them know that i would be with them in a couple minutes after i was done i approached them only to realize it was a nice older lady and a middle-aged man and drag he wasn't even trying to look like a woman it was if he threw this all together at the last minute for a halloween party smear lipstick crooked cheap wig thrift store dress the woman approaches me and politely asks me what the largest gauge i can pierce her husband's nipples at surprised i showed her and her husband into my room i let them know that he is going to need to take his dress off for me to do the piercing and luckily he was wearing a pair of shorts underneath so it didn't get weirder yet i let her know due to the size of her husband's nipples i felt comfortable doing them at an 8 gram max 3.2 mm she agrees and i do all my prep as i am ready to do the piercings she starts to stroke his wig hair and tell him he's a pretty little girl over and over i believe some other wrong things were said that i blocked out he took both piercings very well and after we finished he sat up and thanked me in a deep manly voice very politely and slipped me a very nice tip as we were finishing up with aftercare instructions and things are about done the wife turns around to ask one last question she asks if i also do body modification work i answer yes and she reaches into her purse and pulls out a giant metal butt plug before i could really adjust to what i was seeing she asks me is there any way that you know of that we could pierce this into him she explained that they would drill holes around the base of the plug to attach the rings the point of it being she would be the one who would control when it was in and when it was out since he wouldn't be able to remove it himself i let her know that this was way out of my field of expertise and gave her the name of a practitioner in my field that is known for the s m side of our industry she thanked me and gave me another large tip and let me know it was for being so professional and not laughing or judging the turns out this was the last hour of their vacation and they were on their way back to rural iowa i think it was iowa where he was a school principal and she was quilter tldr pierced her old man in drag while his wife told him he was a pretty girl then asks me if i can pierce a butt plug into him obligatory thanks for the gold edit humans sure are an interesting bunch one day we're sending autonomous craft hurtling through space and the next day we're semi-permanently inserting objects in our butts my gf is jealous of me for getting gold on a comment about butts my aunt used to run a tattoo shop up until three years ago because it was in a bad location and she got a good enough offer of sale my favorite story of hers was that someone came in on saint paddy's day and wanted a tattoo of a shamrock around their butthole she refused at first but then the person offered her 2 000 and since the person was almost entirely sober she did it after hearing this story i remembered that my cousin's birthday is the 25th of march and she got a really nice laptop for it about six years back i'm pretty sure her computer had been bought with butthole money i used to be a mole pisser let's just say if you want to get a decent piercing please go to an actual shop not a freaking mall kiosk they are cleaner and have better tools than a dang gun with an earring in it i had absolutely no training save for a 45 minute video and having to pierce five of my friends the most uncomfortable i've felt is when parents would bring in their two three-month baby girls to be pierced i refused to do them and nearly got fired over it i just want to make a few points if you had your ears pierced as a baby at a mall and they are perfectly fine i'm genuinely happy for you i've personally just seen so many babies with messed up ears due to growth keloids and other unhappy things to be comfortable with it plus in my opinion piercing a small baby is stressful and if i'm not calm i couldn't be comfortable putting an earring gun to your child i believe that a child should be old enough to make the decision themselves because earrings need to be properly cleaned and taken care of an older child would be able to take more care of their ears than a toddler who would be touching them often if you want to pierce your child's ears that is your choice as long as you're careful to keep everything happy and clean the risk of infection is lowered i do stand by my opinion that if you want a good piercing doctor's offices paula's tattoo and piercing shops are the way to go it's typically more sterile and they really know what they are doing as opposed to my 45 minute training video on a tiny black and white tv in the back of the store a co-worker of my dad's used to run a piercing tattoo studio before he got into the it business he got an email from a guy asking if it was possible for him to progressively gauge out his dong-hole to the point where another man could freak him up his own wang that email got moved straight to the trash folder it is possible for anyone wondering i lived four years next to a tattoo parlor got to chatting with the guys inside surprisingly they're not that bothered by genitals and the like it's sort of a right of passage for them most of the people who've been there long enough to are just numb to everything so there's really no uncomfortable though they do be about all the people who come in wanting the generic stuff girls who want butterflies dudes who want the prayer hands or other gang style tats because they wanna seem tough it was kinda surprising how many of them consider themselves artists first and to two people second and find the job really monotonous until someone comes in wanting something spectacular or something they can just run wild with my artist told me that when he was tattooing in phoenix a woman would come in on a regular basis to have him dry line tattooing without ink her inner thigh she would apparently pay for his time and tip him well if she was satisfied there's a locally known guy in my area called pat the tat dude has a lot of tattoos and is an old school punk a real one not someone trying to pretend it's not dead he's a bit of a loose cannon and an all-round oddball but a nice guy one day he walked into a tattoo parlor and asked to get a tattoo of a tee on the back of his head this might seem like an odd request but for pat it wasn't as odd as all that his tattoo artist said sure and asked if he had an idea of what sort of pee he would like pat didn't mind and asked him to draw what he wanted the tattoo artist had freaked someone the night before so he drew that p from memory showed it to pat who was happy with the design and said go ahead after it was finished pat got chatting to his artist and asked who this girl was he'd banged the night before turns out it was pat's sister the guy happily tells this story to anyone who asks about his tattoo and he still finds it funny he's got a tattoo of his sister's see on the back of his head i'm not sure what his sister thinks about it this sounds like an amazing so a guy walked into a bar joke i would have to go with the time a woman came in and wanted nine piercings and two tattoos in one sitting she wanted three new piercings on each ear i believe she already had two for both a nose piercing tongue piercing and one for her [ __ ] afterward she wanted two small tattoos that were roughly the size of a playing card as the shop apprentice i began getting all of the piercing equipment out and ready for the pisser to let him take over for the application she does fairly well with the ear piercings but really begins to yell a bit when it comes to the nose and tongue piercings so things are feeling a bit uneasy time rolls around for the hood piercing and i'm told to leave obviously which is when the woman really began to seem a bit frisky with the pisser someone knew walked into the shop so i began to talk about some of the art portfolios until the loudest screams i've ever heard erupt from the station behind me the potential client i was talking to states it's probably better if she comes back at a later date and leaves all while i hear the pisser telling this woman to calm down job is done and as i walk back past the piercing station this woman jumps up on the counter in front of the mirror and is thrusting her hips forward and starts rambling on about how badass it looks later saw her lead our pisser into the small bathroom at the back of the shop not a picture but in the early 2000s i dated a girl who got her nipples pierced was with her not that uncomfortable but she showed her mum and her mom asked if we'd drive her to the place because she wanted to get hers done and she did lol the weird mother daughter threesome thing came up way too much lol to explain the situation her mom and dad had separated at the time with her dad taking a job in the next state 230 miles away there was a four-month period where they were apart before they reconciled the daughter whom i was dating was kind of the do whatever type when it came to those things and kept very few secrets from her mum so when she decided to get her nipples pierced she told her mom mom didn't believe so she showed her with me sitting in the same room made for an interestingly awkward moment and said how much i liked him the next day her mom decided maybe her dad would find it hot or something and wanted us to take her to get it done which we did i never found out if her dad was into it glad to say that part lol but they were back together and have been ever since an old roommate did tattoos and piercings i get home from work walk into the kitchen and see this dude spread eagle laying on the counter getting his dong pierced by my roommate before i say anything my roommate says they wouldn't let us do it at the shop and the guy getting his dong pierce looks at me and says up grabbed a beer from the fridge and watched the magic happen my early years were freaking crazy i had a guy's coming once who wanted this tattoo of an angel girl and devil girl making out and fingering each other not that weird but i go to stencil it on his back and he has like four other designs that are similar graphic physical acts okay maybe the guy is a freak no biggie so as i'm doing the tattoo some show is on that documenting life inside a women's prison he starts talking about how he would love to be a guard at one of those facilities and how much fun it would be this goes on for some time just talking about how hot girls during the commercials are and how he'd love to freak them just no sense of self-awareness and how fricked up he sounds to me then i realize at this point that this dude is probably a departure or at least a diddler in the making and i feel like doing this tattoo is only helping to usher him on his quest to ruin lives and be a [ __ ] bag i don't know if that was actually the case or not but i felt crimey as frick afterwards tl dr tattooed p on a probable rapist i saw a waitress get her nipples pierced at a bar in milwaukee years ago everyone was gathered around wincing i said to a girl next to me jesus that's gotta hurt she immediately whipped the neck of her sweater down exposing her pierce t and said no it's not too bad i have one nipple pierced one for the boys who like piercings and a nipple for the ones that don't because i am a giver like that and i didn't even feel it when it was done i make custom body jewelry for a living one of things i make are custom chastity devices i've had to measure gentlemen for devices and other erotic play jewelry many times not to mention call customers and talk to them for upwards of an hour multiple times in the process of making their jewelry the customers are always very nice as far as it being awkward or uncomfortable i guess i'm just desensitized at this point i'd be happy to provide a proof if desired obviously i can not provide pictures of clients but i can provide pictures of what i make p.s hi cj i'm really intrigued to know what you make show me please my ex-husband is a tattoo artist he had this elder lady that would regularly come in and get work done she eventually asked for the hip bone panty line to two roses and guns i think i got the privilege of being in the room while exubeed did the tat every time held touch her with the gun she would immediately tense up and then let out a huge queefer she was untensing good buddy of mine got a gnome laying in a hot pose on his taint the phrase he ain't no gnome like a taint gnome has been thrown around quite liberally i used to work with this guy who wanted to be a tattoo artist so bad but he was horrible at it he had his own gun and ink and would get off work and tattoo himself at home his arms were covered with these incredibly crappy not at all straight-line stars clovers other little crappy symbols like that then he'd come into work and show them off and make fun of me because i never paid less than 300 for a tattoo it was always awkward and uncomfortable for me when you tattoo people you have to shave the area i had this big fat guy come in for a back piece so in the middle of me shaving another man's back i quoted the family guy line where peter tells meg shave a man's back meg until poor like a walrus everyone in the shop freaking lost it this is one reason i'm hesitant to get any tattoos i'm a hairy guy i doubt it'll look any good either having a hairless patch for a tattoo or having it half covered in a rug i don't really have anything against fat people but i think fellow tattoo artists know where i'm coming from sometimes people want to choose over some roles this is challenging because you kinda need to stretch the skin and it doesn't really look that great when the skin reverts back to the roll hard to explain but imagine trying to tattoo over someone's fat rolls it's hard to explain that to the customer without being blunt which may pee them off if you just do it and they realize later how crappy it can look they get pee off tattooing fat people in certain places sucks long story short i tatted a really fat chick on her back she didn't like how it kind of got distorted i told her if she lost weight it would straighten out and look good she wanted a refund as a fat chick that seems pretty obvious tattooer for a couple of years and this happens far too much i'll be tattooing someone's forearm which means my face is usually right by their hand this is awkward enough being a female and experiencing at least one boob brush usually accidental the forearm to two but something you wouldn't think about until it happens is the fish fingers i've smelled so many [ __ ] on people's fingers and it's just the oddest thing to smell out of context here i am in a professional setting working with my client and i suddenly know what they were doing an hour before and even worse that they didn't wash their hands afterwards how many other people's love juices have i touched unknowingly not having gotten a whiff of their fingers the i'm a female tattoo artist for a bit of context i was working on a client one night in a private space just myself and him in the room he was that stereotypical kind of socially awkward dude who collects the kind of things he considers cool as part of his persona in his particular case he was the weekend warrior harley biker who wore a leather eye patch even though both his eyes functioned just fine he was difficult in the design stage as i was cutting together the different elements of the harley skull with wings logo that he wanted but a some clients can be nitpicky and you get through it what really made me uncomfortable was when he began waxing on about how he was born in the wrong century and that he wished he lived in an age where he could violate and pillage at will conversation pretty much came to a halt at that point and i tried to wrap it up as soon as possible design-wise the one i've always felt the most squeaky about doing was a woman who wanted her crappy husband's initials done in the form of a brand mark and made to look freshly burned on her butt cheek i tried talking her out of it initially but when he cracked a joke about getting their baby tattooed when i was in the other room and she said she would punch me in the face if i did as if i would to a freaking baby seriously i felt a bit less bad about letting her make her stupid decision what really made me uncomfortable was when he began waxing on about how he was born in the wrong century and that he wished he lived in an age where he could violate and pillage at will conversation pretty much came to a halt at that point and i tried to wrap it up as soon as possible i feel like that is when you begin to think try anything and i stab you in the trachea with this needle dated a body pistol used to help when i could cuz she ran the shop alone was afraid if being robbed i think anyway she was giving a girl a tongue piercing and we had gone through the normal stuff do you have seizures heart problems allergic to metals or latex blah blah blah well the moment she puts the needle though this girl's tongue she has a full-on seizure my gf is panicking mom i think and friends are panicking i'm trying to remain calm and think of what the frick to do mum faints and hits her head on a counter bleeding everywhere i tell my gf to deal with that i take my belt off and wrap it around this girl to keep her arms at her sides i make her friend hold it tight i managed to steady her head and quickly pull out the needle left the clam snake cause frick that after she stops and comes to she tells us this has happened before at a place down the street if you are new to the channel you can subscribe i publish new videos every day until then check another video [Music] bye for now

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Length: 23min 26sec (1406 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 04 2020