Surviving on 0.0000001% Health

last block look at this gorgeous house man hello Christian I am the lord of the hearts and I have come for yours no are those mine give me those back right now you have to make it to the end of the video I mean the end if you want to see them again what what do the love lightning what oh no how could you be so heartless you could say hearts that there was one tiny red pixel left in my heart gauge and that's it I'm pretty sure if a bumble bees gust of wind hit me I die I mean even this cow looks terrifying he could probably kill me with his Hooves you know I mean but that wouldn't behoove that cow to do that you know what free trap initiated oh goodness gracious we got leaves falling everywhere oh it's terrifying as if one of these leaves touch me I'm pretty sure I'm gonna die just like that cow we need to get on top of the trees man yes that does not only happen in vanilla Minecraft I wonder if the Lord Of Hearts to set traps in this world it's funny you ask put that cow down dude come on man you're really milking them for no reason that's I'm milking it for content no that will happen to you though oh what oh trick shot you have one hour why listen even on my best attempts at speedrunning Minecraft I maybe was able to beat it in an hour and a half so the fact that we have an hour to get to the end but we will prevail somehow all right easy pickaxe mode engaged there's gotta be cold and iron down here oh thank God there was water in this Ravine but yes we've got a decent iron trap initiated what do you mean Iron trap oh stay away oh my gosh are they all gonna come alive this one's alive no no no stay back then what's happening no no just stay away you David please be normal why I don't think the blocks can jump so to test our Theory we're gonna mine it from a height yeah look at you oh you can't jump God this iron is wild dude that was pretty good no no it's for both oh you're not much of a swimmer are you yes it must be tough being an idiot at him look at that none of this coal is even dropped it's so freaking hot style it's like my this is my wife and I forget her anniversary oh finally one piece of coal and the ones that are alive now are dropping the smelted version AKA iron ingots this is so much better I don't mind this one from above okay this one comes alive I feel like there's something I'm forgetting to make oh absolutely not oh Cowabunga no yes oh what the frick is this wait 55 seconds sticky Time Bomb it's inside of my brain oh oh what do I do always got cursive binding um all right hold on I got a game plan I got a game plan don't freak out don't freak out you gotta be kidding me this is ridiculous all right think about this if we can maybe find like a body of water in seconds please tell me this works with the bomb go I think it was somewhere over there oh my God that's powerful the vacuum managed to blow that much blocks up lot was actually in the water would have absolutely killed me I mean anything would kill me right now all right this should be fine uh I'm just gonna keep you because you're my friend and I feel like we need to find a village what if the villagers have a custom antidote trade right I mean all these custom traps in this world I wouldn't be surprised if the Lord of thoughts managed to leave some kind of custom trade with the villager oh a beehive squirrel we finally found the village yes brass kills you in three seconds wait a second why folks this was my only block all right I can see in the distance there's an iron golem surviving but he's standing on Sand all right listen we don't really have a lot of time to mess around in this block I promise we'll figure a way out two hours later I couldn't find a way out oh an Enderman wait come over here if I get this inner men's Pearl I can throw it naked to the sand you have something I want yeah it's right there no why would you die over there yo Yoshi's Enderman that's literally my last chance what am I supposed to do what do you expecting there's not much time but you have to make it to the lord of the hearts Mansion okay oh yeah how are you walking on grass because I got these boots on just take this wait if you take this what oh give me a stick I'm not gonna do with this you don't rhyme with sticks no you have to take the sticks I don't need sticks make a fishing rod and do what all right good luck I'll see you later don't give me that I need that no you give me that right now I didn't think about that goodbye yeah what am I supposed to do with this great I got a fishing rod oh whoa wow can't wait to fish the air in my depression that Pearl's awfully close maybe that guy wasn't an idiot we're gonna get this much much much later don't worry we still haven't gotten it I've been exercising my arms so that way I could throw further thus reaching the pearls come here stop flopping around you're so close aha I got it Bingo we have a pearl let's go oh we have but we have a really close chance here all right so this Pearl has to land oh dude Fly Fast fly true and we're good this Village is so empty there's literally no villagers supposed to do huh do they think I can't hear them I think there's like these weird Whispers going on behind this door and also what does this even mean this is the rod of PrestonPlayz no that was the fishing rod that broke hello finally a villager hey buddy come on let me trade with you hey let me just why won't you let me train with you you're not even making no no sorry PrestonPlayz I'm the biggest fan but I have to do this what do you mean I just want to trade with you no no no wow convenient so simple-minded Preston lord of the Hearts PS also enjoy your new Warden there's no ward in there why is it always the blood Golem I freaking hate it because I'm thinking piping money why is the blood Golem British why is every villain always British because it's so much fun to play Preston why no way to hold on do you see that pink blood Golem behind you I think she's looking at you very attractive shoulders I'm telling you that's every feature you probably want to see I love you foreign yeah she's there yeah keep blowing that wall up buddy I think you're really hot on her tail actually well I see you oh I'm coming for you you just stay over there oh man must be tough being so big huh Can you that's what she said the Lord Of Hearts again he's well he's got what he's gonna do what to me yeah I should get a lot of really mixed signals from you man okay I'm just leaving here we go baby we found some diamonds now we have been literally fooled almost every single time also why is her Cobblestone here I do not remember placing this see I'm starting to think that this is a trap these diamonds look too particularly placed plus there's Cobblestone over here I'm not gonna fall for this trap okay here's what we're gonna do we're gonna big brain this all right I'm gonna mine above I'm watering these diamonds and that's what we're talking about lava's Rising oh fantastic of course the lava would be rising see this is exactly why we put down the bucket of water I do not have enough blocks for this man it's chasing us oh maybe it's done is it done no it's not done oh God I can't swim I can't swim why did it just rise in such big chunks don't tell me this lava's chasing us all the way to the surface huh come on oh it looks pretty clean no trees you must save me save me trees okay I have an idea we're gonna shears this is the best way for us to get building blocks right now we literally have nothing what are you doing here you're getting closer but you must hurry before the poison I'm not even a person kills you I have 12 minutes 12. minutes to live I know I think I have something to help though oh this looks like a literal bomb I gotta get out of here no don't leave not again not again all right dude I've seen a scene from Armageddon before go in go in the lava has dissipated ladies and gentlemen we have 11 minutes remaining and we are still not in the end oh there we go that's what I'm talking about okay what do we got oh yucky disgusting okay I'm gonna take one of these might need this I'm gonna need you right now to turn into obsidian my guy oh wither Nader deployed hey why don't you put that thing down I'm the weathenator you will die PrestonPlayz no why you don't need to do this man no I'm not weak oh you oh you would die why would you do this oh my god oh where do we go where did we go oh I see little green Preston gonna die what is this oh sticky time bomb Oh no and he's second now he should be blowing Terminator yes how did it feel being in the sticky situation huh oh blaze rods wow and and the pearls how convenient ah look at that why does my head feel funny oh come on really anyways we have literally everything that we need look at this boom blaze rods Eyes of Ender nine minutes on our lethal poison man we gotta make it to the end and fast there better be a stronghold nearby all right we're getting close I don't know why I'm so lucky right now I haven't had one Pearl break typically you'd want to have good you know gear before you go to the stronghold I have one pixel of a heart so don't really know what's gonna be helpful here in the sense of having diamond armor unless we had something to like one shot the Ender Dragon ah the stronghold it's beneath us I know this is when things get really dicey digging straight down probably not the best strategy but we have literally only six and a half minutes left on our lethal poison and I'm not gonna stick around and find out oh oh silver oh my worst nightmare oh dear oh my gosh spiders even worse of a nightmare um oh maybe there's something in this chest I mean well maybe hold on maybe be judged oh I didn't see this one [ __ ] quill somebody wrote in this you got to be kidding me really we're gonna like I'm about to die and we're about to we're plugging to subscribe this late into the video maybe maybe this one has something in it piercing for impaling four great if we had a fork I hear silverfish we gotta be close to the portal I'm spitting everywhere it's because I'm so scared of these silverfish god dude they really have a small hitbox don't they four minutes 420 perfect but it's twice as Bedrock spawn camping really I haven't seen this it's a dream episode you thought you could make it here so easily if I did just give me the antidote okay how about this follow me if you can oh I will he doesn't know I'm inside I'm inside of the jar right now I'm flying he's so dumb Lilia was flying in his jar I was the ball in his jar is that TNT no no oh hey Daddy you give me with that one good job buddy oh my God is that my face looks good oh I see you think you could give me this one huh yeah look at that oh she's gonna go around it oh and could this be a possibly an invisible maze where you have these right here to tell me how to do it all right so as long as we just follow the top of this maze yes come on Lord of the Flies chest ooh the hard Hammer you know I'm gonna be honest I don't really like this oh I the fact that I'm even holding this is kind of making me feel gross uh whoa whoa you know I got a little bit of a slide Arachnophobia come on hey hey hey oh charges one out of 16. could just possibly mean if we reach 16 charges we get something epic there are so many spiders in here dude Alexis these are stupid little faces okay I got 16 charges well now we know what it does my Jar of Hearts yes I saw you in the ceiling the entire time well you it was supposed to be a trap I think I would just leave your heart slaying around easy for you to pick yes I did in fact they're right behind you in the jar step aside or I will literally hey I will heart you I'm bursting with love oh how did you not die I'm in Creative you silly I didn't make that Valentine's Day joke that's going to be really awkward now for the audience when they see that you didn't die after I made that joke what is that I'm gonna chain you up see again really weird I'm getting really weird vibes from you man just wait until I get my heart charged come on one more don't do it don't shoot me I'm gonna do it no don't you do I can dodge it wow what you killed him I don't even how could you I don't even oh I killed you give me the star of Hearts finally I can use these Jar of Hearts On Me who are you oh I mean I can still stand you technically I got 20 seconds Noob or myself God five seconds I'm sorry but you're just I'm married

Channel: PrestonPlayz

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Id: lHA16DezFQ0

Length: 13min 31sec (811 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 19 2022