Minecraft But XP = Realism

Chase I'm not this cave doesn't feel right man it's a little too scary go check over there Preston is that you no did you die [Music] oh what happened look at my Minecraft oh my gosh this is the most unrealistic thing I've ever seen in Minecraft in my entire life I think this is a piece of grass this is my Minecraft skin by the way I've got an orange block for a head it looks like I have a red sand castle where my logo would be and my pickaxe even though it's in my hand you can't even see it and when we go into first person it looks like a question mark I don't know what's going on but if we want to get back to the realistic version of Minecraft we're gonna have to work our way through different levels and we're on level one most unrealistic and in order to get to the next level we have to break 50 different blocks oh gosh and as you can tell this is taking a lot of time look at the water oh my God just blue it doesn't even look like water oh my gosh I literally feel like I'm in the Stone Age looking around what is this is this I can't even tell a block is that diorite it is this has got to be granted oh my gosh dude what what is this is that a flower that is a ladies and gentlemen that's a poppy oh gosh okay what are ores gonna look like I don't even know I'm gonna be able to tell the difference between ores when they do call me mining Preston I'm a big Miner and I like your mind I'm not a minor 28 years old I'm not a minor anymore I'm a grown man come on baby One More Level and we found a cave we're only 20 levels away from reaching level two wait I haven't seen what if this pickaxe can do something else I've only been trying to mine with it you're telling me this entire time I could throw the pickaxe no I know everybody's doing everybody's liking the video right now because I'm so intelligent this is so much faster I could have just been I'm so upset at myself whoa it's getting realistic fire nation we just got an upgrade I can actually tell now that this is gravel it's Cobblestone also the poppy kind of looks like I swear it's just the Mexican flag the Mexico the flag of Mexico we also have a look at our Minecraft skin you can kind of tell it's me now I mean I still can't like move my arms I still feel like kind of dead we have this new item called a pixel bow also look at our hot bar this is our health and this is our XP oh did you see that my hunger bar just moved I swear that's gold that's iron still Granite I really hope we have an Enderman we have an objective pixelized 20 mobs and I see a bat and an Enderman all right Enderman be prepared to be pixelized that was so sick I think we might have exploded the bat oh we got a zombie [Laughter] oh man all right I'm having like way too much fun right now oh and it even breaks blocks wait we can use this to mine ores that we need oh hello Enderman yes that's right I'm looking at you come right over here next to this iron yes this is amazing dude okay oh look at this zombie yep go right over the iron oh that's so insane so much xp I'm like an XP vacuum just sucking away oh wait that for fine Diamonds the Fire Nation needs some diamonds that's right look at that hey hey whoa whoa whoa yuck I do not want to get one of those arrows inside of me settle down we're almost there guys this is the last Bop for the objective boom okay look at our bar at the top guys Fire Nation we have like a fourth of the XP to go and trick shot okay I didn't really trick shot that but it worked oh no ladies and gentlemen we're about to hit level three but I've also run out of hunger we don't even have rotten flesh to eat unless is one of these rotten flesh no sad yes we're transforming it's happening okay the blocks don't look any different but what about me oh my gosh not only is our Minecraft skin back to normal ladies and gentlemen but just look at that hair it's identical and remember how I said that we were getting hungry now that we're at level three the objective is to eat 10 meals which is perfect I just got given the item real restaurant I'm going to the surface and we're gonna put this down whoa this surface looks amazing oh my gosh even the Moon is only three different colors my hands and arms still won't move normally but I think this is the best place that we're gonna find for a good restaurant if we need food and we need it fast it's beautiful Fire Nation if we had a restaurant name what would we call it would we call it fire bites Fire Nation I kind of like fire bites about being honest uh no we don't serve your kind sir sorry oh hello there why why do you have a McDonald's apron on this isn't this this isn't McDonald's this is fire bites oh we can buy pizza and hamburgers but we have to use our XP okay I'm starting with the hamburger I do need this oh thank God finally we can eat something oh what do we get over here super strength and we also got full no my XP went down okay so you're telling me right now if I buy this realistic pizza oh dude my XP went down so deep but I gotta do it the objective is to eat 10 meals I want to try out this super strength though how strong can a hamburger really make me I've got like in insane knockback get this oh my God God why are there so many mobs out here huh I mean technically I do actually need these guys because I need more XP if we're gonna complete the objective of eating more meals then I need a lot more XP in fact what is the pizza dude my pizza what do we got going on for us fast hey yo I am not fat okay I'm just a little big boned I'm not fat I'm big bound and there's nothing wrong with that all right I'm working on it all right you guys see me on my Instagram stories training for a marathon I'm trying wait a second what happened to my stomach why is my stomach bigger I look pregnant no I'm definitely not pregnant I genuinely think that's from the pizza how dare you Pizza all right I want to see what the super strength effect does so I can like knock cows crazy far I need two more meals this is ridiculous I'm going in for a big chop over here yeah yeah dude this effect is so nice for killing creepers oh that was the worst time yeah oh I'm about to die okay this is good I'm using it had to do it to him we just need to eat one more meal okay that's all we need to eat is one more sir I want some more that's right baby come on okay objective three has been completed we just got 4 000 XP for that objective look at this we're so dadgum close ladies and gentlemen I'm sick of Minecraft looking like this come on I need to go back to realistic mode yes we're transforming wait a second this looks amazing we're finally looking uh are these what my hands really look like and my okay my ears are not that big although I bet you can't do this with your ears like a taco okay that's not supposed to happen all right I want to just go and put this on the record do not take pictures of my ears and tweet them to me or my hands oh I just noticed something look at the grass there's so much more detail oh this looks amazing oh my gosh even the mobs look different okay even objective kill 20 mobs we have a realistic Blaster and realistic sword oh my gosh even items on the ground look different rotten flesh does not normally look like that when it's dropped on the ground I hear a zombie beneath us zombie I'm coming for you I need to test out this new weapon look at this zombie he's got tomato sauce around his mouth clearly all right I'm gonna try out this realistic blade oh look at the planks in my inventory they actually look like planks uh speaking of which we can now make a crafting table and we can make a furnace because I'm pretty sure in order to make darts for the realistic Blaster we're gonna have to smelt iron ingots I almost can guarantee it all right now how do I make these what yeah I get to literally craft ammunition now what oh wait what is this is that a sheep I can't even tell what that is all right I'm gonna try this out oh no I don't run away it's hunting season baby yeah oh my gosh okay this thing is amazing but I'm not gonna lie the birds kind of expensive the fact that we eat this melt is you one iron ingot only gets you five so I'm gonna use the sword for now pigs covered in mud that's a dirty piggy oh the spiders oh this is actually the most terrifying thing I've ever seen my sword broke why did my sword break I was not ready for my sword to break I'm so thankful having this right now is like the best thing ever I feel like I'm playing Call of Duty right now you chickens wait there's brown ones and I just shot it is that a cow oh wait I want to go see the cow hello Mr Cow where did you go oh wow you have realistic utters you look like a real cow God all right we just finished our fourth objective and we're literally already about to reach uh level five that was insanely fast I mean his Blaster deals so much damage wait did that just bounce back and hit me did the bullets just ricocheted they did oh we gotta be careful oh baby cow I didn't notice it was a baby until it was too late I thought I lost everything for good thank you Lord oh that was embarrassing and so are those missed shots but ladies and gentlemen One More Zombie and we're about to go to realistic level five here we go big moment oh my gosh it's so dark hold on hold on also I got an objective in the top it says very realistic objective pay off your taxes wait that is realistic thank God daytime is coming oh this is crazy holy guacamole man the I've never seen Minecraft trees like this before this is insane look at the side of my head even the top of my head has hair also who is this random guy that just spawned where I see I saw the guy do I have to give you the tax whoa you owe 10 000 XP and you have 30 seconds to return your debt why would I pay my I'm not paying my taxes I pay my taxes in real life I'm not paying them in Minecraft oh no we're out of blaster ammo what is this employee blaster yeah oh I have no idea what's happening right now to be completely honest I just turned all these guys into team members what are you guys doing oh are they are they hobbling on the ground they're working they're turning this grass into XP for me is this how you pay your taxes okay but in the chat it said I have I have I owe 10 000 in XP excuse me sir I've come to pay my debts here you go I do not have enough to pay my taxes dude this is such a real life scenario all right gentlemen look as a team I'm gonna need everybody to be working a little bit of overtime okay can you guys stop digging holes how am I supposed to get the XP all the way from up here also get to work what are you doing yeah there we go Okay so chickens so I think it was this employee Blaster I can turn anybody into an employee including a chicken hello chicken would you like to work for my company thank you oh whoa this pig is dirty dude I've never seen a pig that dirty I'm coming down but I'm not happy about it wow this guy has actually made so much xp why are you this is just awkward now because I don't know how to get back up all right where's that guy that pay off my taxes this is ridiculous there he is here will you please take this here there you go what ladies and gentlemen we are now somehow level six already why did did you give me this car oh no oh no I've got real legs now dude oh this is looking real strange real fast gosh I gotta say though Minecraft does never look better I am supposed objective is break the law I do not condone breaking the wall but thankfully Minecraft I may or may not have just committed a um let me put it up on the screen editor please but I'm pretty sure I just committed uh I think that was a hit and run that was oh yep oh gosh I'm definitely converting some crimes this is a warning don't pass the speed limit speed limit there has never been a speed limit in Minecraft what are you talking about if you agree with me please subscribe there's genuinely never gonna stop telling me that there's a speed limit I've never seen a speed limit oh my gosh the police have been called you have a five-star wanted level for speeding what do you mean hey guys listen it was an accident okay for some reason you spawned on my car it wasn't my fault okay you believe me you don't you don't believe me okay fine what do I do oh gosh to tell my mom you know that's fine we can that can wait for later in the meantime there's only one thing we can do well the judge is never gonna believe this gentlemen bring me to level seven okay now we're talking ladies and gentlemen this is the Minecraft you wanted to see why am I taller oh my gosh I could see the butt cheeks oh this is insane look at the screen guys you probably can't hear in the background my graphics card screaming right now the oh my shadow oh my God I actually am looking more like a human being everything is so bizarre looking what are these lines is that mustard this pig looks like an angel [Music] whoa dude have you ever seen water like this in Minecraft objective is to find a diamond oh that's gonna be so easy oh my gosh this thing is powerful baby oh my goodness how do I go down can I go down I think I can go down I just don't know how to oh oh whoa whoa I found out how to dig down all right we're digging down boys oh god oh no no I'm freezing my PC it's lagging I think my computer is about to explode oh my gosh wait why are the fans off the fans aren't even on what are you doing I think we broke Minecraft all right here we are it's so dark okay there's got to be a diamond somewhere guys I don't even know what I'm looking at some of these blocks don't even look legit we gotta go way deeper oh my gosh too deep oh oh my gosh if I was one block closer I would have just melted alive I gotta say though the lava looks amazing were there diamonds right above me right now oh my tractor's on fire oh no oh no oh no I can't see anything what do I do guys I actually can't see anything I oh thank God okay we're back to normal where are the diamonds I see one gentle gentle where'd it go where'd it go I'm standing on a diamond right now how do I get it how do I get it no Lava this is my diamond this is my time to shine okay I just mined it I think oh have you ever seen this is a real diamond well I mean obviously it's a real diamond but I'm just I'm over emphasizing how beautiful this looks in my hands audience I'm holding a real diamond but you can't tell because my character looks ridiculous you can now use the realistic Cannon oh I bet that's in the next level we're almost there push yes ladies and gentlemen we're transforming this is so insane but now we need a million XP to reach level nine but honestly I don't think it's gonna take that long oh we have this as well I'm in a suit this isn't very realistic I don't wear suits and this right here ladies and gentlemen is the realistic Cannon what does that mean charging how long do I charge it for what's that sound what's happening we gotta try that again Minecraft looks so pretty I'm actually about to vomit but I'm gonna try it on these mobs three two one [Music] we did too much just now why do I look like a demon I look like a demi Gorgon man these trees are so pretty looking I don't even want to cut them but I gotta oh my God are you seeing the rain I I swear I'm in real life right now the way Minecraft looks with this rain is obscene I've seen it all it's about to be big oh the lag give me your balls oh my gosh these pigs are trying to escape oh my gosh what have I done feed me the green balls they call me Shrek just a matter of time hear what they say okay it's in the Bible patience is a virtue something like that 10 000 bars later I'm transforming ladies and gentlemen we have made it back to reality wait a second hold on no this is still in the game it's just so realistic I mean does it still work oh my gosh and one million ladies and gentlemen we just got our ticket home what was that no oh no dear Lord that was crazy Chase Chase [Music]

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Id: J3q2E1oFyA8

Length: 17min 47sec (1067 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 02 2022