7 Ways to Steal My Wife's DIAMONDS! - Minecraft Challenge

welcome beautiful people i'm about to show you seven ways to steal diamonds from my wife but first we must spawn in chase the first way to steal diamonds from your friend or wife is to use a vacuum we're gonna spawn this in minecraft well in real life irl minecraft do you know how to spawn a vacuum in real life you take it and you go chase chase jake what are you doing come on you broke the bathroom oh chase oh can you please we are newer thieves oh nice all right i'll feed you nice yeah keep feeding it all right there it is it's dead we got it we got you turn it on turn on the mark zuckerberg it's going it's good yeah oh look at this this is the least sneaky way to steal diamonds she can't hear any of this a hundred percent oh look at that okay turn it off turn it off bring it back in bring it back in bring the hose in bring the hose in don't go go inside the towel i'm trying to bring it get in there oh gosh that is pure unadulterated diamonds welcome to the second way to steal diamonds chase i can't see dude listen look at that look at that look at that she whoa she's got security she hired an actual security guard jeez that's rude sneaky has been around for a long time you know what sneaking is it's when you roll on the ground no no this is sneaking that's it yeah that's it i see your name tag above your head right you see those name tags watch look at my look at my head okay gone where'd it go hey dude it's sneaking whoa is it sick okay can i try yeah yeah try to see if you do it no no chase i know dude i know his problem smith it's not wearing the fire merch.com new shoes gotta put the firemerch.com shoes on i'm ready now try do it yes is it there is my oh it's gone it's now we're ready for the next phase i'm ready okay so you're ready for this ready for this watch stand up stand up stand up are you sure yeah just stand up watch oh my gosh [Music] we have to do it again i'm gonna stand up you sneak okay okay ready let's go let's go bro let's go you're not even trying i don't know is it crazy you can't hear us when you're sneaking life is easy yeah you're you're oh don't get too cocky chase you're right you do it for me okay can i take his weapon no yeah i take his weapon it's actually we make those at fireworks.com really yeah yeah this is actually more difficult than i thought i'm in chase on my foot i don't know hey i remax in there wait i see a tackle box chase hurry i don't see it anywhere did you get me asked the guard don't ask the guard don't ask the guy guard don't oh it was unlocked the whole time and i found yes okay let's go let's go let's go put it in the box put in the box stay stay sneaking bro stay sneaking all right here we go okay nobody wants to see that side of you chase get no i don't want to see that side of you either too big too big wait wait wait hold there real quick chase that's it get out oh my god oh you got it oh my god [Music] i'm going this is really heavy my guy keep going plush hands it's like actually like 50 pounds [Music] chase i got the diamonds can you stop messing with that guard yeah it's bad luck [Music] i'm gonna let you try to make sure it's real diamonds all right it's not fake yeah it's for real i'm ready preston i have an idea we're gonna break a hole in the side no no no no no no we're not gonna break it no no no no no no no stop stop stop stop stop stop the accident chase you are you do it you're still a noob man why don't you go get that creeper to come over here with the cactus yeah remember like don't no it's either no nipple or a cactus present you can't like a good looking guy with the weird-looking feet can you get them over here to blow the door up all right it will be roasted close to the door though right we want right here okay explosion all right and there you go you're good okay come give me a hug buddy come give me a hug jase you're doing great oh you're doing good there like this one get as close as you can nice preston hey you did it man where did you go you respawned press it this way this way oh good job man did you do that on purpose no i just died yeah but the door's open all right hey let's uh see oh wait was he there i shoot oh that's not good we killed a guy sir are you okay here just in case let's give him one of the diamonds yeah watch his tongue out like that huh i'm trying to i'm trying to get like a hit like a goofy looking toe huh wait chase big bro she used to use the shoes look at this not only are they fire shoes but you can use them as bags goodbye guard man that looks like let's go they're in there they're in chase yeah did you guys they didn't subscribe yet i know i was just feeling that like that hurts please you can make this man smile right now if you like comment and subscribe on the next three seconds one two three do it chase what chase my belt fella all right so listen i'm a llama right okay you're like the wandering merchant look at it we're gonna we're gonna trick the we're gonna trick them hold on hold on dude it's hard doing this bro hey i see my face don't see my face do you mind if uh me and my llama go inside to use the restroom i'm a little gassy my stomach's been crazy good grass yes if you have to go that bad it's okay if you go but i'm going so we're gonna go inside read the fine print because the llama's allowed hey come on he's a precious dog hey okay i'm just gonna use the restroom [Music] yeah use this attacking the llama god oh god why did you make me why was i the llama because you just you fit the llama profile dude what are you trying to do take me out of this tapes unzip me all right there it is okay you got the goods that's it we got so much more diamonds last time i got defiled yeah i'm never putting this on again all right bree has a reinforced iron door now and an extra security guard oh man bro that one looks way oh he's got a real weapon he's got a splunger oh that's not good all right can you give me the where do i find that i do there's like a dark place in there oh don't worry i can't go i'm scared all right where he's got torches on our house if we can shoot those i think we can make mob spawn what is that oh no oh i hate spiders i just gotta make some arrows that's one two three chase we don't got all day these guards are looking antsy what are they doing is that the dragon ball z pose they don't even connect don't you connect it you goons they're doing the power pose from dragon ball z they must watch anime it's kind of cool is he trying to do the rosin gun this is taking too long i'm going in yo chase dude it's been what jake you literally looked mummified oh god you're a big boy okay i'm thinking i'm sneaking come here come on oh oh god chase how did you do that did you get you you remind me of frodo from lord of the rings that's a good movie oh gosh how can you use the axe just what here's the axe you really want me to do that you think that's going to be safe maybe oh gosh okay don't worry don't worry i'm very i'm stuck i'm sorry chase no chase i'm sorry nice that was so much easier whoa no we got to get the bones when you're out of arrows oh it's actually so close do it again okay okay mess this up everyone's counting on you fart dang it because these are kind of difficult [Applause] [Music] chase look at this on breath get in sorry oh no why me i was on the no oh oh oh no they're doing unspeakable things this is a perfect opportunity out my nipple out chase you can stop acting now we did it oh oh gosh oh i have one heart why are you hitting me too sorry i just want to join in come on we're they're scared i can't see i can't see don't worry you're scared i'll feel like an iron door iron door's open buddy yes go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go no i'll get eyes [Music] all right that was not what we intentionally had planned but it worked i lost it we'll get it back chase that window yeah we're gonna use these when you throw one you can take damage um just be careful so don't throw it at the ceiling because you can fall in random places you never let me finish explaining where it lands is where you land so if you throw it if it hits the ceiling you fall from the ceiling yeah i'm sorry can i have another chance just keep watching just watch okay all right through the window come on one shot baby all right come on one shot baby whoa i'm in i think i'm in look at the diamonds i'll distract him um i'm just dancing i'm just dancing dance with me dancing [Applause] chase what are you doing by the way look at this the new preston plays plus is available at firemerch.com go chase i got the diamonds i'm coming through it the other day chase you're fine we're gonna just keep letting them do their thing while we load up to the next way to steal my last time you can't see me this is your idea tell us how we're gonna steal your diamonds all right preston i've been thinking about this day and night yeah we're gonna turn you into a cookie what's the recipe do i get inside this well you're standing right in front of some sugarcane we can break this up into some sugar you're gonna break the crafting table watch this wait are you like john lee oh hey yeah oh all right whatever dude i'm i'm done with your shenanigans i'm getting the crafting table wait can i wait i need the sugar first you don't need to craft the table to break down sugar i can do it i guess you would know that chase if you actually play minecraft i'm i'm still downloading it give me a sugarcane all right all right here we go that's happy it's like it's almost like it's wood yeah let's wait a second oh it got all over me oh here no no it's fine i can do it myself just close me up all right all right i'm gonna be the best cookie you've ever seen oh look at this do i look tasty can you rate me in the comments ten out of out of ten dude eleven out of ten whoa ask next time sorry you really think this is gonna work i think i don't know man he looks hungry look at him look he's parched for cookies you can tell he looks like he's thirsty though thirsty he looks thirstier more than he'll ever drink cookies no i have okay ready oh hi hey sir no cookie look i have a cookie do you do you want a cookie take me do you want a cookie you want a cookie just all right okay he didn't say anything wait chase um am i gonna be okay here i'll open the door for you enjoy that cookie of yours i hope this works this is like the walking dead but worse i know i know carl you think you're not even trying i'm trying i'm going i'm taking the plant with me preston you're back yes i'm already back i got diamonds died i literally was eaten to death but i got diamonds three um no no i have more i have more i got those chase you can't i got those every time i got you i get i'm doing the next question i'll give you this one you always let me die you you hit me with an x debatable can we get a playback of that please we're moving on all right all right all right what's next what's next i don't know let's go oh all right so wait what's the plan again preston inner chest and the chest so like what's gonna happen when i get in here nothing really actually no nothing nothing oh okay watch so getting that one can you can you get you're talking hey i can't yeah yes what all we got to do is spawn in a delivery guy have him deliver the ender chest to breeze house you know what i'm thinking because your inner chest connect right this one connects to that one yes they could pull through uh small egg please ready crack ready ready ready ready ready ready ready yeah we go this is two thousand all right sorry guys listen um we just need you to take one of these inner chests to that house over there sure yeah yeah you can do that there's no tip though let's go whoa dude come on take take take some more take this and now go and deliver all right put on your swagger be really cool go go don't embarrass us yeah don't be here and bear don't rab at us what's in it okay that's kind of weird the delivery guy is going in the house i don't maybe it's like the white glove service where they also set the box up too wait wait why is he shushing sir hey where's the delivery guy really shouldn't we have the delivery output how does that work all right we're going to get into this ender chest and then we're not over there i looked it up i don't think this is going to work i think this is trust me it will work all right i think this is but i think this is stupid it actually worked i had he was gonna chase your chin preston keep it down what do you mean keep it down listen dude i don't even have to get out of the chest i'm just gonna oh yeah look at these diamonds that's it i gotta get out get more diamonds why did you come i fell do you know what would have happened if i was in that box when you just oh i gotta go chase me up close me up what do you mean close you up get [Music] teleport so i got here okay okay i'll go it worse it actually worked thank you beautiful people for watching this video if you enjoyed let us know whose diamonds you want to see us still next um thank you for watching goodbye

Channel: Preston

Views: 4,136,962

Rating: 4.9246216 out of 5

Keywords: funny, challenge, family, comedy, preston, brianna

Id: xzDKn6Z3q7I

Length: 18min 30sec (1110 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 31 2021