Super Resident Evil

oh this game knows i like climbing mountains i do but i also don't want to get one hit by every zombie in the game so we're going on a hike baby picky with the hike that is an aggressive stamp did they need to make that so loud uh we're going jill valentine what a what a what a shocker the bravo team was sent in to investigate but we lost contact look chris [Music] bravo team's helicopter was a derelict safe for the remaining body of kevin [Music] come on [Music] here what is this place not quite your ordinary house that's for sure hey whisker where's chris jill no you don't want to go back out there but we've got to find what was that chris no jill go and investigate no i'm going with her no look honestly i have nothing to add to that dialogue sometimes you just gotta let it play out okay gotta get used to the controls again it's been a very long time since i've played this i think you'd better take a look at this again you guys gotta give me some credit of course i finished resident evil remake before it's been a few years though so if you ask me where any of the keys are you put a gun against my head i just say shoot me baby i don't know where they are so this is the the wooden shield um it's going to help protect us from the armies of the living dead i believe it's actually an emblem i think we put this in the wall somewhere which will help us with a puzzle welcome to the walkthrough oh what an iconic scene i think i saw this originally when i was in the single digits of the age um didn't sleep for about four months that was a productive four months of [ __ ] primary school though dude all right we're gonna yield out here i think barry burton can kill this we can save some bullets i'm all about saving bullets [ __ ] door animations yo barry you look in the blood again you freak there's a there's a zombie coming look out it's a monster not jill i wasn't i wasn't licking the blood again i was just seeing if it was christmas because i can tell by sight barry's not the best shot but you know he gets the job done the zombie just get up and leave you're gonna investigate the blood for eight hours but you gotta ignore that i don't know if games can be bangers but this game is a slapper resident evil remake originally was my favorite resident evil game it got taken over by the two remake unfortunately maybe the three remake you know it's kind of on his way maybe that'll take over that still it's beautiful this came out when two thousand two six god knows man i don't know this is stretched on a pc monitor still looks scary fabulous any luck jill no nothing chris what's going on in this game i can't figure it out it's a lock pick you'd make better use of it oh you are the master of unlocking after all jill oh we're hit with the fur one of many pushing puzzles in the game the pushing is a little little shaky you just got to kind of walk into a note for the best and you don't want to pull one of these tables you pull the drawers the whole draw comes out your forks go everywhere then that's just your day done so i don't remember what this is i don't think it's a key you don't get a key this early you can kind of see the statue ladies but so i just got demonetized it's the map ah [Music] yo jill you special force you fell over you fell over nothing all right we're dealing with our second zen zombie here as you can see my pistol is loaded with blanks good thing about this knife can we get those back out can we get can we just pull that one no and he's still he's still living we're getting the [ __ ] out of it kenneth that's his name what a name dude kenneth kenneth's bringing around a videotape with him too what a guy i don't know why this room has always given me the creeps as far as i know you don't you're not in danger in here but i always envision getting attacked by birds i know birds show up but i don't think they attack you maybe if you shoot him why would you shoot him though because there's this bird cage here it freaks me out dude i don't know why it's also that well-placed mirror there you like that [Music] there it is what what needless needless destruction i can't even carry the gem i destroyed it for no reason god damn where's the nearest box i haven't even seen a box yet geez that's a monkey s dude can we get some moncares in chat okay it looks like barry's been here i don't know where i'm going with that we're just going to end that one that is a metal book it's got skeletons holding up a goat's head is that what i'm look at that dude that's metal as [ __ ] can we open it okay the one thing i i don't like about this version it's i'd say version but the this game is jill doesn't pull out a little sharpie and right on her map like hey this is the armored door oh my god [ __ ] window what was that the wind it's one heck of a wind she doesn't yeah she doesn't draw a little hey this door's locked so here's the key i need if you could perish and then burn in hell oh my god the head explosion this music is so good [Music] take the dog whistle blow that your mother will come running at the risk of sounding like a facebook post anyone else think this room was cozy i don't know what maybe it's the fire the crackling fire the safety it's not even a save room it's just something about it but thunder outside like i could sit in this room in real life before getting devoured by zombies because i'm an idiot you pit me against any boss in the game i'm i'm good did i even get a whistle sound i'll add that in post you'll be sick you bit me against dogs it's a disaster i'm already [ __ ] it's gonna be my first and only death okay oh my god can you imagine living in this place your cat accidentally takes your fake key out of it ah and then your cat doesn't know how to put the key back in all those onions don't worry everybody the cat's fine okay cat jumped over the thing it's all good this is the only key i remember in the game the fake one can we go this way yet the kitchen [Music] not much to say about the kitchen why am i why am i going this way i know the elevator doesn't work don't have any power in here i'm just running around for the sake look how big this pot is i'm the zombie here i come i see in 240p i promise i won't i won't use that really bad kitchen music okay i promise just kidding eat [ __ ] who goes over who looks at a toilet and says that toilet said certainly hasn't been serviced for a while look at that guy on the wall oh jill how are you going to get out of this one barry hell jill you in there barry get me out of here the door's jammed stand back grab my hand [Music] barry can late you would have fit nicely into a sandwich really thanks hey why are you attacking me because i got your puzzle wrong crows can't tell the difference between colors how are they gonna know bugger off piss off don't scare me that's what i was going to say but just take a look at this it's forest oh my god it's awful i'm going to find out what caused forrest's death it looks like he was killed by a crow or something jill could you investigate other areas yeah sure jill this is no longer useful the forest we don't know what's going to happen take it with you i don't think jill needs the broken shotgun we'll take it we'll take it anyway uh that's a chris item he needs it to get out of the closing room or he dies hey i'm in the closet i was waiting in the closet i'm one of the smart zombies let's just dump whatever this is into that water did that water just go red you son of a [ __ ] you plant [ __ ] what kind of plant is designed to slap humans which red i'm gonna guess red oh my god yeah each that's what you get human is the master race you stupid oh i knew it had to happen eventually those guys slip and slid in here they greased up or something [Music] richard what happened you're wounded this whole place is a killing zone there are monsters what did this to you a big snake i'm gonna save richard you gotta be quick you gotta go you get the serum i will unlock this store first you know as well only takes a few seconds i don't know where i'm going though sweet mother of mercy it's a re-dead it's a red head there's red dead redemption himself what are they called redheads red deaths don't know look just just shake it dude thank god i get shot do you oh you want one too i brought two of them i brought two shockers goddamn oh god that was close i didn't bring three that would be absurd the dogs i forgot about that obviously [ __ ] off what was that attack how does that hurt that's my riding arm i'm never gonna be able to get through the christmas cards now this is a disaster you hit me again i'm gonna be mad you [ __ ] [Music] [Music] say i didn't want you sleep [Music] well that zombie's a clown i tell you [Music] [Music] richard did not make it um i kind of forgot about him and i started doing other [ __ ] that's a damn shame dude he was a good man anyway i'm going to pick up these healing items right here oh no i don't remember this puzzle do not push the button i think these knights can kill you this has something to do with the the pictures on the wall is it push him in push him all the way in i think okay he's do we just gotta push them all in if that's the puzzle i'm gonna be surprised one of these a couple are connected you gotta push the right one oh dude this is easy we just push this one back in that'll push him in push the button whatever's in that thing yeah okay i always overestimate it [Music] [Music] oh my barry burton prints out an a1 sheet of paper to get his message across thanks barry gave us some goods i appreciate that there's a red dead guy oh it's the same one from before stay dead yeah yeah peace out brother oh resident evil puzzles that bees alive i put it in my pants inventory if that thing came alive in my pants i'd die [Music] i'll see you in the mirror fatty you don't you think zombies can't use mirrors would they leave oh [ __ ] you killed richard [ __ ] and now we're gonna take you out let's go let's push me along the ground you're a [ __ ] oh little wrapped in on yourself [Music] might get me here idiot it's a pipe you go sliding through the environment what a sucker i'm poisoned i don't think i can make it to the safe room in time poison serum i don't i do remember that barry's going to save her this song is so good berry it's so relaxing berry fairly sure this boss is just a crimson boy honestly i'm not worried about the bosses bosses in this game easy as peasy yeah it is it's just a red boy a red boy who has a little remote control for his door it's a little sus okay we're good we're good a couple of shots oh is he dead there we go one more stupid [ __ ] can't catch what you can't see [ __ ] no [Music] i get it get it go get off get off get off [Music] also me and margaret finally moved from the path of revenge and we we head up to the summit of madness we thought about the valley of destruction but um joseph lives down there honestly when i die put a put a coin puzzle on my gravestone [ __ ] off bird i'm trying to tell a story about when i die put a little coin puzzle and whoever figures it out gets to open my grave and there i am dead as all hell and you just get to take i'll have some treasure buried with me and it's all yours baby [Laughter] it's the most beautiful gun in all resident evil history [Music] oh it still gives me goosebumps that part the first time i played this that part got me good and now then we get doinked by lisa here so the lisa subplot this character here was never in the original resident evil oh but it's i can't imagine it without it now one of the things i do is get venomous snakes out of tight corners why this country has such lethal snakes nobody's sure but by crikey it sure makes my life interesting riddle me this wild game with zombies are snakes spiders and dogs the worst thing huh i'm just going to end this thing's life because i don't ever see it again thanks for that that's that's great you poisoned me got the map of the the bees oh no i forgot about the bees they're the worst thing of all ah run run around into a cutscene no that wasn't part of our deal but it's not necessary to destroy stars what about my family barry i heard someone talking oh you heard i think age is starting to take its toll talking to myself is becoming a bad habit i want a [ __ ] this kid's crazy oh okay so you can just do that now there's no boundaries anymore get the heck out of here idiot had a battery in my pocket forgot about the damn sharks oh my god the animals are relentless in this game once resident evil found out the old here's the vision of something coming for you uh they they ran with it iris don't bite me drain the water baby and the shark knows what draining water is everyone they must have programmed that into its brain while making it into a zombie shot i forgot how to do this and i haven't saved for a while i think you just go around and click stop stop think just stop trying to pick up the making okay not this not this okay we click okay safety released and then we hit the control lever yeah which will make the blast doors go down what try again had to go to the oil safety blast doors and now we'll be able to drain the water he goes baby we drain the water eat [ __ ] shark nailed it you think it's pretty funny making me have to do all that again you freaking shark jill valentine's done in this mansion every animal is going to be dead oh man that feels good hey hey [Music] anybody order fried sauerkraut wesker jill so you're safe that's what i was going to say i apologize big b burton hitting us with the big paper and this was like what a lad you know people say what they want about that he fixed the door too oh there's another terrifying part when i was younger i'm like wait a minute didn't i just didn't i just come that way yeah there's the big barry piece of paper and then right behind you something you've never seen before faster and stronger than every enemy in the game still hasn't worked out doors thankfully so we can just leave that guy in the dust he's figured out doors yikes okay goes let's go obviously goes in the middle here i don't want to adjust the base i just want to put it there this part goes right here i can see that get get get in there you hear that did i leave my league open in the background okay that's why that's fine we'll just push the statue and then i'll close it we'll push jill we're gonna have to push this statue and all we're gonna freaking duck that you chill is that voice enrico's yeah you're alive stop are you with anybody jill no but why the stars are finished someone is a traitor umbrella set us up a rico you gotta feel bad for enrico you know everyone forgets about him he comes to this mansion full of giant sharks zombies spiders and bees and then he dies to one of his friends i mean a mega yikes on that one this is just what this is i'm used to this from leon kennedy i don't think i'm saying anything controversial when i say that boss fights and resident evil i do do i mean what else can i say you you're witnessing this this is the boss fight what the hell is that sound it could be a person it could be barry jill go check it out we had enough surprises for one day i'll stay here and secure our escape route in case something happens what whoa hey barry could you come down here and check this out there's something in here i want you to see barry see you later [ __ ] idiot finally got both the emblems now we can go into the creepiest store in history just that backdrop of that door is it gives me the heebie-jeebies always has always will jill you're alive i was worried because i thought you were start talking calm down i didn't want to do it believe me i can explain don't lie to me ah no time to talk jill hand me my gun thanks jill okay you guys about to see a boss fight right here check this out step number one i'm gonna push this rock off step number two guess what we're gonna push this rock up barry back me up here oh barry i thought he was gonna betray me again here we go block number three barry yeah okay that leaves us with one rock left which is this one here that opens up the guy showing lisa her mother's skull in which she commits suicide this is a good representation of as you get older what organs start to just hurt for no reason sometimes what can you do login my name john password because i'm 13 years old it's gonna be a girl i like ada there you go the ui they created for this computer is just perfect i love it so much the 3d model of the rooms oh i love it i like this part because it shows all the monsters we've got sarah cerberus we got neptune [Music] we've got the hunter which is a little weak tyrant haven't seen that yet a nice photo of all the boys including wesker now we put the uh the old red filter on it everything's the same except at the end the barcode is a secret go put the secret code into what looks like my alarm system at my house maybe an air conditioner oh hey what's up guys it's kenneth filming a vlog in this spooky mansion oh there's actually a zombie here there's actually a zombie here he's gonna he's actually got at me he's clawing into my flesh oh he's gotta kill me so you're gonna have to subscribe to kenneth to see what happens next [Music] i think this is the introduction of the worst enemy in the whole game they're not on the projector though so i don't know what they're called these things ah they're just they're awful and they travel between rooms using the vents it's just we might actually see another one there's nothing even i don't even need a pure reason to come down here is to shoot that thing oh yeah yeah here we go six six six eight i'm in i'm in big trouble [Music] oh [Music] chris you're alive course i'm alive jill there's something big going down and i don't think we're part of the equation i have to get you out of here it won't open wait i'll be back to get you out okay no sightseeing though [Music] running could result in a fatal explosion um okay let me let me check my controls here is there i'm always running if i hold x will i walk this is my friends is where you clear out the area with the grenade launcher you clear out all those dead space creatures and you can walk through here fine you try to walk through here with that nuclear bomb in your pocket and those creatures smack in your ass you're going to get blown into the next generation warning extremely sensitive shock that's it's the [ __ ] internet man just like that we get power to the facility oh my god you could have at least waited up oh [ __ ] off barry you betrayed me i know it's for your family but come on oh that sound is so good the doom door sound effect wesker you he's betrayed me again well what do you know [ __ ] barry oh don't blame barry for everything [ __ ] you i hear that his better half and two lovely daughters will be in danger if he doesn't do everything i tell him to i'll burn all of them along with this entire laboratory barry go up on the ground and wait there barry you gotta love barry he must really be afraid of umbrella you an umbrella took his family yeah barry you can keep betraying us as long as he keeps coming back onto our side forgive me no you're not to blame it's umbrella and wesker damn it you want a piece of me premature and that's how you beat resident evil baby jill sorry about the weight so everything's taken care of well almost now let's get the hell out of here damn it we're almost there jill you just get in contact with brad no we can make it jill ladies first hmm look at this all right they're gonna say nemesis at us it's not nemesis i'm gonna send the tyrant after us again chris is gonna die free rocket launcher this is the only way you can end a resident evil i like how they give you four rounds and it takes one baby say hello to hitler for me in hell [ __ ] whoa resident friggin evil what a great game even today it still stands up it's a it's a great game i love it i love it a lot jill you did a fine job thanks wesker at least he's a good loser you know he lost pretty hard but he's like you know what jill you did you did a fine job oh new costume so thank you for watching everybody i'm recording this after the fact after i've kind of edited it all together uh and what a video that was to make that was it was probably took me about two weeks total to me is it worth it for me absolutely not but as long as you enjoy it as long as it feels like a full experience of a like a almost like a tv show length video then you know what it's it's freaking worth it dude as long as people get a kick out of it and i think people do um leave a comment best comment with the word jill valentine will be pinned and i'll know that you got to the end of the video and you're not just some poser thanks for watching everybody until next time leave a like as well okay that's the least you can do that's free i spent two weeks sweating blooding coming okay another

Channel: Indeimaus

Views: 712,655

Rating: 4.9713626 out of 5

Keywords: Resident Evil, Resident Evil Remake, Resident Evil 2, Resident Evil 2 Remake, Resident Evil 3 Remake, Resident Evil Remake Review, Resident Evil Remake Switch, Resident Evil REmake Walkthrough, Resident Evil Remake Speedrun, Resident Evil Remake Cutscenes, Resident Souls 4, Resident Souls, Resident Evil Remake FULL game

Id: hvOU5GV0F4w

Length: 35min 19sec (2119 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 27 2019

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[u/Wilmodt_Payne]

Solid comedy-gold in my book, another "slapper."

[u/dexfagcasul]

Another instant classic