Nier Waifumata

breaker breaker this is Miss Nier automata coming in ready to ready to struggle my squad with me ready to destroy some aliens I don't know what this games all right breaker breaker I just lost my whole squad to the most telegraphed lasers of all time we are the what kind of this squad sucks can I get a new one no ah dude you know what this reminds me of that old Star Wars rebel was salt I think it's called rebel salt where you play the Millennium Falcon and you're going through all the little pipes dude that game was rough run that one by me again please oh hello to me I really like my little Bart Simpson attacks do you remember that episode the heck outta yoga scumbucket wait I actually feel kind of bad for telling these robots I really like that designs I think they're pretty cute I'm not feeling all mine never mind what the heck oh Lord was that a buzz saw hey guys welcome to Nier automata also no never ceases we didn't know what johner of game to make so we just made it all Oh Maggie oh oh no no no she render the site it's Android smarter than most humans better make sure he's actually dead who is this chump that was dangerous [Music] now it's a 2d platformer I've been playing this game for about 20 minutes seen every soda genre I'm hoping for the day so what's going on hey get a load of these rust buckets using shields my would you I bet you use shield and blood bond through don't you ah this is much bossy as a boss pathway I've ever bloody seen if this isn't a boss I'll go to the I'll go to Japan and film someone the suicide and upload it as a vlog oh yeah yeah it's a boss okay good I don't have to be a complete told whoa what the heck where did that come from what oh my god it's the eying gulling himself ain't gonna be an easy fine with that cuz I'm telling ya I think some of these muscles are look to be too thick for this video game Oh minus 9's is iron Tarkus get those theories of pumping boys he's done already the black box what the heck is a black box it's ready why is it ready don't touch each other's black butt oh there they go thanks for watching everybody see you next time space to be in space to be in spaceship in space this is why you subdue any males for great commentary like this thank you for uploading my data to the bunker oh you can do it I can you upload your data to the bunker okay glorious history came to a sudden and abrupt end but the world was invaded by aliens breed of weapon machine life-forms that walls rain and ice machines ation the handful of survivors that remain fled from refuge on the moon to bring this stalemate once for all you are our ultimate weapon and you must put an end to this war aliens I wish you good hunting my name is anemone I'm sorry she was anemone no how's the weather on Earth today that's a good question let me have a quick look at suburb keep 45 degrees degrees and trace three kills to slow straight edge and o'clock snipers we're on high taking a little too much damage here and I don't have any healing items right now so I'm gonna just have to deal with this black and white screen if I get here one more time I'm done I'm Dustin I get the heck away from my vending machines a little desolation playing a little game here of the floor is lava see if I can get to the next objective without touching the sand so far so good I think it's pipe bottle actually laid all the way there oh alright that one doesn't count oh this is a name's jack ass no Jack I know a few others I like how some of these little robots are wearing clothes this one's got like a little scarf or a little cape on them I need some lore on this I've mastered Nier automata automata stumbled upon like a Android graveyard or something here look at them all some of them are skinned oh it's horrific I will absorb this one power though you can't stop me on though telling me there's a little baby robot in that credible you got the cone there let me see it I wanna see the baby um all right look I didn't mean to interrupt your robot oh gee I'm sorry I'll just watch waiting on them don't like that when they just wearing clothes a second ago good to see you cloud you stupid idiot new Mouse you thought you killed naked Sephiroth now there's two of them it's two naked Mako Sephiroth coming to get me now welcome to near automata everybody the heck I too feel like I've just stumbled upon these two pods and having a date or something she accepted pod zero for two you did nasty little robot he's done it again oh my god I gotta learn a few things what's your for to know oh boy you know I love me some sewer levels get me down this ladder get me in alone here we go boys in a let's play all right it's not a let's buy shut up it's not Oh No my guard down this is definitely a lost fun look at this boss arena ogres if it's as coal as the area we're good oh my god oh my god it's amazing oh I love it wait who's that hanging on the left there she's taking the stage whoa Oh begin hacking what is this there's like a hacking meeting game I can master nailed it hey that robots me when everyone's asking for the hollow knight waifu video yes your passcode bring you a fuel filter back to the resistance can you pests kill em and I'm gonna have a fuel filter this is like a World of Warcraft fetch quest now there we go all the way back oh no they tricked me I thought I was gonna be a fetch quest but here comes the big Road about my expectations are crushed it's the same robot from the start of the game it looks like it yeah he found me you found me again boys let me just swap out the footage here you won't even notice am i fine boy what unbelievable the aliens who haven't revealed themselves in hundreds of years we're hiding underground underground you mean like every secret hideout ever known to man come on Android think I found the aliens boys I'm hoping they're not xenomorphs or sect of insectoids anything else is fine to be able to get your little gray guys even better are they dead to be aliens dead look Oh looking for today I never thought of the day late alien motherships welcome of course was separately Huck and Dante eventually the intelligence within our network began to species on the moon now they are interesting why that time grows short this year this is the fate that befell our creators as for your beloved humans I guess we'll see won't we I have unlocked fast travel oh I'm so happy senator I'm gonna say sometimes this game it just looks gorgeous look at this place what's a mate nevermind texture glitch it's going to explode I mean as far as explosion cousin the most impressive of bangs what what what's up this seems weird to be let's kill it oh I was thinking movies I know do what this means it's gonna be a big t-rex or something coming out of the forest but oh it's this little Android I mean robots machines and then it's a big machine dang it man already seen these before been hearing a lot about this King he's king of the castle man there's a lot of roads a lot of machines here so I'm guessing he's gonna be the next boss right mind the king is a little baby robot this their king I'm gonna fight this oh Jesus all right King's dead boys but more and more importantly who is this Bunker's @uv and 9s we picked up a signal from the black box of a fugitive known as a tune what you see in front of you is your enemy she deserted she's destroyed multiple persons Android now kill her before she kills you please don't leave me I do trust Oh No brother why do we have to wear undergarments it's such a hassle the records claimed humans covered their crotches as they went about their business revealing ones genitals was seen as problematic so just be quiet and wear them already well these androids that were born like yesterday are already smarter than most men in Hollywood guys we've been sent by a Menominee to save this Cruiser this whatever the carrier I guess that's what it's called ladies getting it is getting absolutely hammered by these bullet flickable but I think I think we have oh my god where are these big machines coming from where's this one chillin out on the water till it's or are things like this is my time to shine this thing is the biggest I think this isn't this might be the biggest machine I've seen yet another thing that the start were pretty big are this bullet hell ah a child strength but sadly he was also a little bit broken he spent his long days hurting those around him he tried his best to be good and kind but despite his efforts thing has never seemed to turn out they told him he was unwanted they abandoned him in the deep dark ocean and from the cold at the bottom of the sea he cried out never reached our big fellow we'll have some technology increases since you've been underwater including this giant ion cannon made by your heart in itself check this out ah oh uh yeah he just had to open his mouth I thought those photos all just a big failure we've done it boy oh it's a Western from Final Fantasy 7 Oh God you know the one the one that comes out of the water and starts slowly walking towards the base look it's even a big Shinra cannon oh here comes boys he's pretty slow Oh No - maybe dead let's go get it boy [Music] whoa we died again no we survived we survived we're all good to be survive that's what we can see so far 9s maybe not here oh the big month the big machine is still standing is a little ominous thank you please anything will help - I saw him all right that explosion sent him flying she let me get his stories straight here 9s went flying he flew into the elevator hit his head on the elevator button accidentally took it down other oh that's not the way of the door oh god how embarrassing I had no one saw that what the is this I'm about to get killed by the Bethesda logo 9s oh well please go back to being naked thus I decided [Music] that I shall risk my life in battle oh hello fellow robots oh my goodness the robots have found religion we truly are doing peace training you were right about one thing master the negotiations were short I can actually fight on there's two buddy menu so we're just gonna make our grade it's excuse me what did it hit the heel of my shoe oh here we go again here we're really predictable boss fights in our own era although automata automata automata sounds more right let me as a big robot who's gonna shoot out those little balls and also has a giant laser move I'm gonna that's my guess Oh energy shield all right did not see that coming did not see that coming you got me this time here okay this guy's got some new moves which seems a new but some new moves gentle how do we kill up though oh Jesus bloody legend to be I just shut down the electrical grid oh he's done it oh wait a little bit in the dock my way would it would be would be without at 9:00 if boy yes it's gonna be coming early [Music] [Music] night of machines just learned about YouTube no come on guys it's not that bad I swear I'll kill them all I found records stating that the Council of humanity was established as part of Project your huh but I'd always heard it was the other way around so did your huh actually create the Council of humanity yes we installed the Council of humanity's server on the surface of the Moon but that means mankind no longer exists in truth humans never went to the moon at all another resistance cab has my only safe place while you're walking know that I know it's not the time for the dramatic walk you guys got killed by the little robots oh my god they've learned cannibalism well technically they're robots so I guess it's not actually cannibalism but they've acquired the taste of human flesh oh I've been there brother spider robots back how many gosh-darn timers do I fight this bull robot spider thing I hate it I hate this robot more than anything ayo ayo a little bit Oh - oh thank you yes are you shutting that boss fight by a Megaton I love Unitas okay good we've killed flamboyant Sephiroth next up is 2013's reboot of the MCU Dante with half black like literally the color no racist way guys come on look I swear to God if you turn into that big robot spider like I am actually gonna quit the game for us everything I just got boxing gloves thank God oh my god if you turned you to a robot I was gone all right Eve are you doing up there come down in oh you gonna after I try a little harder than that missus if you hit me with one of those attack [Music] to me [Music] get dusted son yeah - boys reload my backup data from the bunker but you'll lose you the you that exists at this very moment guess we can't upload this corrupted data to the bunker - I want you [Music] [Music] you're compelling characters but it's frenzied combat coupled with beautiful visuals and a stunning contract may get too much fun to pass up may get too much time to pass up [Music] I'm glad you're okay what is it that separates machines from androids like us the machines have gained emotions consciousness the final screams they summoned on the edge of death they still echo within me he's done a ladies and gentlemen he's beaten near automata flowers him for machines didn't realize that was a sub thought no that's the ending isn't it ah there's like 17,000 more ending hey guys welcome to playthroughs number two were actually playing there's this little robot here our brother has passed out so we got to get him some oil so I think we're gonna we need a like a transport so we're gonna pick up this bucket here put on our head I'm gonna fill this bad boy up with some oil which is leaking right here and I feed it to our brother and hopefully he can take us down the shopping mall I want to get a new video game or something you got to be careful when you're transporting the oil back to him if you run or you jump you you fall over and you lose the oil when you have to actually do this whole part again make it too much fun to pass up so in the second playthrough he actually just plays 9s and most of the game is exactly the same there's a few extra scenes and little things but I actually added them into the video already back in the back when I was playing is to be you probably just didn't notice unless you've played it before so already out of them I'm not gonna show all of this 9s playthrough because it's not that different I'll just show some some highlights of what happened um speaking of highlights this game bugged out and there's robots a little too high for me to reach so I can't kill him and then then I had to restart and I had to do the whole intro section again that means that god damn robot carrying the oil he wants so slow [Music] this game is so advanced it's reading my real-life mind our battle will continue for some time to come but that's another story for another day hey there's nine SS ending pretty much exactly the same as to be except he has like a little minor monologue at the end to be or not to be we can finally continue on with the story now that we've played the same part twice he kind of looks like the Nazis from Wolfenstein too though not gonna lie here we go again boys a back to earth guess what machines didn't didn't lose when Adam and Eve died still gone shrunk man to be looks stick I am impressed I'm jealous Oh looks like these little robots have learnt some new moves since last time we saw what are you gonna do death right just hit me with it from EMP blast geniuses it's the best thing you can do against any Android a machine to bees just wars over boys there's just nothing you can do against that kind of that kind of equipment you know don't worry here comes 9s the best combatant master hacker there's too many of them I know they made my screen look like fallout I'm gonna have to cut all that because that took me like 20 minutes alone just to defeat all those robots there were so many of them no not you guys too now they are the Nazis from often Stein look at that that's the that was the screen from the that's the liger come on guys things are not looking good for 9s in 2b oh we got our black boxes how much whatever anything bad happens we just fling these bad boys together kills everything around us fixes all our problems we wake up in the bunker like it's Groundhog Day starring Bill Murray and we can start all over again and we can push known ed into the puddle I don't like this game anymore it's turned into a wife who's slaying simulator and that is not the way my brothers I know I didn't mean it like that no no no no another dead meme I did I too was synced up with the system there's no time you two are the last remaining members of your ha it's your duty to survive but commander besides this is my command let me at least fulfill my duty here to the end to fish this place is lost more credits I've seen the credits 1700 and the game hasn't finished once [Music] my credits here this isn't even an ending [Music] no machines just off no one must be fight fellow robot why can't we live in harmony I hate you decided to try and put on my pink bow for good luck but then I got a to be has a virus now which has taken over a body and who's gonna consume her soul so I didn't really work but I'm gonna keep it on because she looks fabulous oh Jesus no that wasn't 9s is a - OH when the wife who saves your life who you know your butt - he's gonna die isn't she unless she I was like a USB stick was some really good anti-malware this is the end the red eyes and everything dang man these are my memories no living legacy take care of everyone for me my dreams take care of the future a - I like ITU's face she just does not give a maybe she does maybe she doesn't know how to express emotions sube sube to me are you - oh I don't cut off your long hair no they just look like to be remember that head that we threatened earlier on and he rode away screaming he's got his own little truck and he's a merchant and he sells really expensive stuff just dodge the 19 I'm going for that stuff he went up in the air he went up in the air I wrote a blog post or I'll go about why you hate video games because this is what it does that it feels like the male fantasy oh my god this time idiot it's just so many of them morning slept well didn't you night ass extra extra hard just on our way back to Pascal's village as a - oh it's on fire Pascal's village is gone as well every everywhere has gone to okay now it's kind of lism there we go fulfilled the prophecy hello everybody welcome back to today on where the did all these robots come from Pascal Pascal's carrying that thing you gonna control it oh dude if he controls it oh oh get dusted you oh my god the enemy has one as well now [Music] so there's white tower has emerged from the earth you can ask me hey any mouse where did this come from and yeah I would have to answer you with I have no idea I don't know what's going on anymore might have to contact the law expert and I'm not talking about body oh my god is so big no please I cannot slay any more of my wife who's in this game I've lost too many they're helping me okay that was a good twist that's what they call a good twist in Hollywood I'm just gonna hack into this big building won't go up the top killed Adam and Eve so I'm guessing that stuff is Jesus himself my Jesus I'm here to slay you so we can have our world Rome it might might actually be Jesus because boys this is heaven so if you feel a little disjointed about all this we keep switching perspective from minus 280 over and over to see what that each one of them is doing so right over colonists we're following 9s and I nested I think they're fine they see say did we did we manage to help you did hate who does have a heart after all no robot spider again Oh Koshi how many times do I have to kill your mother living we're gonna go berserk there's gotta beat the show you don't know eight who can go berserk it's her special power instead of self-destruct because she's an earlier desired Android our good coach is back it's my favorite enemy in the neo automata I know I hear you a to tell me how many times RF did to go over this thing we need quistis from Final Fantasy 8 she knows how to put down a robot spider [Music] hey Tues fighting Koshi and 9s is fighting rose sheep both robotic spiders that you got to understand this they are not the same okay listen we did it no 9s not now not now is not the time for this [Music] we're stopped oh my god we've done it ice if it gets back up I I'm done with this video game I mean it's got to be a to always chooses why for everything else boys gentlemen ladies oh no now we gotta kill 9s oh this is a disaster this is a nightmare come true can I get too close because he just hacks me I was keeping my distance shoot him with the UH the pot oh god it's like how you beat every other boss we're hacking in instead of killing him I never quite realized how beautiful this role is I'm coming everyone [Music] there it is that's a twos ending I believe ending see we just need DNA to give the next ending we just had to choose 9s instead of a two he fell on the sword bloody hell - I'm trying my best to like you buddy but you really suck you hit you had her and then you fell on her sword and he goes again I guess they both died in this one [Music] our Pascal's fine that's good news so here's an M&M oh that's good and indeed okay I'm finding the ending credits I guess why am I doing this I could not tell you I cannot I just you Square Enix life business Davitt this is heart man oh I have a friend yeah you square enix that oh I have multiple friends oh yeah the business division oh sorry sushi rainbow everything that lives is designed to end Oh Donna they are perpetually trapped in a never-ending spiral of life and death endings and B however life is all about the struggle within this cycle that is what we believe pod one five three two pods 0 4 - how is it going I am embarrassed why is that I launched a suicide attack and yet here I am still alive I must look very silly do not feel bad about it we are alive after all and being alive is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment that concept is a bit too abstract for me to understand at this time I will save it in my list of things to analyze later question pond 0 4 - did the data Salvage restore all of their past memories yes and are those recovered parts of the same design as previous ones yes then won't that simply lead us to the same conclusion as before I cannot deny the possibility however the possibility of a different future also exists a future is not given to you it is something you must take for yourself leave a message for people with the credits um I I like a to actually get wild like to be Australia sure why not selecting this option enables you to save someone somewhere in the world however in exchange you will lose all of your safety Fiona my god the longest video to date on the indie Mouse channel what a way to start off 2018 thank you for watching Nia was certainly a journey I can see where people were coming from but to put it in such high praise I don't think it would be my game of the year of last year it would probably be in the top 5 though for sure but I thank you for watching please leave a comment leave a like it really does help out these videos that you know in the end you had a forty seven minute video but the amount of time that I spent in game and editing is just it's too much there's just way too much for what I would get out of it but I hope you guys enjoy anyway thank you for all the support on patreon it's tough it's high higher than has ever been so I do appreciate you guys and have been till the next video it might not be video game related I might do a really bad horror movie review kind of thing so we'll see how that goes until next time [Music] [Music] [Music] we love the body

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Rating: 4.9083815 out of 5

Keywords: Nier Automata, Nier Automata OST, Nier Automata Review, Nier Automata Gameplay, Indeimaus, Cup Souls, Nier Souls, Nier Automata All Endings, Nier Automata Ending, Nier Automata Ending E, Dark Holes, Waifus, videogamedunkey, boobborne, nier, nier automata waifus, nier waifus, nier automata explained, nier automata trailer, nier automata lore, nier automata a2, nier automata 2b, nier automata 9s

Id: 6MFglCFlm3Q

Length: 45min 13sec (2713 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 01 2018

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It’s driving me nuts!! @.@