Strange Things I Did as a Child (ft. SultanSketches)

a little while ago I told you guys about some strange things I did when I was a child you guys wanted a part too so here it is more weird things I did as a kid there is a link in the description if you haven't seen the first part so I'm going to start where I left off last time that being the trampoline for some weird reason my brother would always love to trick me and pretend he was dying after falling down on the trampoline he would make it look like he landed badly on his elbow back when he clearly landed softly and wouldn't be hurt at all he would then deliver the iconic line of tell mom I'm doing this always somewhat scared me and I would never move I never ever went inside and told my mom he was lay there try to convince me that this was life or death and I didn't spring into action even though I wasn't sure if this situation was serious or not that's probably not the best thing imagine if he actually was hurt and needed me to help okay you guys wanted weed right get ready for this one you know how a lot of kids have imaginary friends and things like that I took a one step way too far you see I was friends with a freckle I had on my hand let that sink in for a moment what was his name you asked it wasn't Fred or John or Tim it was Mr Man Dukey I have no idea where that came from but it doesn't end there we used to have one of those old metal a-frame swing sets when I was kid and it was here where Mr Man Dookie would come alive I played this game by myself of course where I would have to cross over the slippery slide over the swings and get to the island on the other side without touching the ground and below me was lover how creative brace yourself for the witness once again because my freckle aka mr. man Dookie was my guide on this epic quest for safe ground I'm not completely sure on how that would work because if I fell he was coming with me whether he liked it or not whoa whoa so long I am glad I finally got that off my chest if anyone has done anything waiter than that please let me know in the comments below so I don't feel alone something perhaps more common that I used to do and something that I still catch myself doing to this very day is walking around on my tippy toes if I was walking from my bedroom to the kitchen you bet I was walking on my tippy toes only if I was walking through a massive shopping center all day same thing tippy toes I didn't do this because my feet hurt or because I wanted to look taller I just did it something about it was just more comfortable for me and I didn't consciously make the decision to walk like that it was just normal and I like to present this award to judges why is she doing that it looks like she's stepping on my guys I've always really enjoyed baking and would help my mum make things like cupcakes and biscuits quite frequently and by help I mean I would slowly eat the batter as my mum does all the heavy lifting sometimes however I would prefer to cook on my own by myself without edible ingredients I would dig up a bunch of dirt throw it in the bucket and then add water accordingly creating a thick mud this would form the base of my beautiful creation but I needed other ingredients too so I would collect various leaves from trees now garden and add pieces of grass and sometimes even small rocks for extra flavour after mixing the wet ingredients I was slept the sludge into an upside-down frisbee and sit it in the Sun to air dry one time I was outside making this delicious food and my cousin appeared hey there Jess what do you oh my god mad mad mad mad does she actually eat this stuff does she actually feed it to people I could to get the hell out of here since my meals were literally made out of dirt and leaves nobody would eat it including myself but I would pretend - this is so delicious this next one is pretty unusual and I think I'm probably the only person who ever used to do this you know those big tunnels along the freeways which have two lights the whole way through them for reasons I don't understand I would let out this fake cried waste every single time we would pass through them and it would continue until I was out the other end honestly I have no idea why I did that it's not like I was actually sad I was perfectly fine for the most part anyway what kind of person does that and now every time I'm in the car with someone and we pass through one of these tunnels they just have to stare at me or mock me about it I wish I could just go back in time and slap my younger self in the face and tell her you're gonna regret this in the future you're gonna get bullied I've got another great example of me being super helpful when I was younger much like the baking story I used to really enjoy washing the family car Oh trying to help at least in hindsight though I probably did such a terrible job that my mom would have to rewatch that area anyway but I mean she appreciated it well maybe it was just the fact that I was trying who knows it didn't matter I enjoyed myself anyway my brother used to make fun of me for how long I would stand there watching the cars numberplate apparently for most of the car wash I was scrubbing away at this one spot that I had successfully cleaned ages ago then third check back much later and there I was still washing the number plate speaking of my brothers they would always chase me around the house and try and rip out a few strands of my hair if they were successful they would show me the hair and I would be absolutely shattered because I believed there would be a huge bald spot on my head as a result in reality though it was like two hairs but I believed I looked like Angelica's doll Cynthia I cannot let them get away with this what they did is not acceptable I must seek revenge Oh Jess shut up oh okay now for something different when I was young I was given an iPod nano as a gift for Christmas and this was my first time my brothers and I had access to a video camera do you remember the first time you had access to a camera if so I'm sure it was a tool to create nothing but pure cringe you wouldn't believe the embarrassing videos we filmed on this thing one of my most memorable clips was filmed in my room on a typical school night right before our bedtime my eldest brother had a guitar that he couldn't play and my other brother was filming me waiting for something entertaining to happen the following audio clips are 100% real and have been animated to represent the situation accurately the first few seconds go like this yeah that's a reference but that doesn't make it any less embarrassing anyway the disgustingly bad guitar playing begins my brother was supposedly going to sing a funny song or something but the instrumental dragged on a bit we became impatient right before my brother started singing for some reason I started to sing a happy birthday it was no one's birthday and then this happened I was sitting on the edge of the bed and my brother with the iPod smashed the camera into my forehead which made me lose my balance and fall backwards off the bed there was a gap between my bed and the wall so I fell back and whacked my head into the wall before I hit the ground and that's pretty much it the last five minutes of the video clip consists of me crying and my brother's freaking out about what to do that was over a decade ago now and this is my wall today yep that's from my head and now to end this video I want to share some poetry with you the following pieces of literary excellence were from a four to five year old version of me note it down in a book by one of my brothers I stumbled across this book recently whilst going through our old toy cubben and well I should just read this to you the title is silly things what Jessica done what a great start you're a dove bum dove toilets Smarties in the toilets bum in the toilet people on the table a toilet on the table paddles in the plughole toilet in my palm hey guys thank you all so much for watching this video I hope you guys liked it I also want to give out a huge thanks to Sultan as he landed his voice throughout the two parts he did such an awesome job and if you haven't checked him out already I highly recommend the links will be on the screen and in the description box below

Channel: Jelly Jess

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Length: 10min 27sec (627 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 18 2020