Esther the Friendly Ghost | TigerBelly 56

[Music] three my my my my my my I don't want that I was I had I don't want that part I'm sorry I'll do it again no no no no no no no okay anyway welcome to Tiger belly I'm Bobby we've got Cola oh we got Gilbert we got a Bryce in Georgetown in the room we have a special guest tonight we don't have a lot of guests but this one's very special she's I call her a mutant an alien mutant and I I've been picking on her for so long I have I don't feel bad about I should feel bad about it but her name is esther povitsky what is it Vince key Purvanchal yeah I'm gonna call her Esther Ivanko figure skater and Esther is a I mean I'm gonna say this I like to give people props where they deserve it you I'm gonna be honest with you there is been no one like you in the stand-up comedy world I don't know if that's a good thing but but there has been no one like you in the 20 years that I've been doing stand-up you know what even from an outsider's perspective you have a very very specific and particular voice and look and overall image compared to anyone else and I think that's you know such a great advantage for you just because you're odd you're not in a way that like you're it Jeffrey Dahmer you're not just me you're more like no you're like Filipino you know like back in the day when they starting the circus oh never ages but I also want to say that you're young and I also I love you is that you're very neurotic like I am you get diarrhea all the time no I don't boyfriend does what he does really yeah cuz he told me once your boyfriend he told me once he takes up what's up imodium a-d before meals just in case what makes me in the cave imagine taking about every meal and just in case you're gonna get diarrhea it's living life in a prison no he's being safe it's like putting a cork in it so that it never exactly wear condoms but like you should address what is the problem it's probably IBS yeah if it just goes through them each time speaking of what is the problem [Music] maybe I should ester our relationship is very strange because kalila is a nurse it's strictly a nurse patient relationship if you go through the whole the history of our text messages it's just a bunch of pictures of esters rashes the inside of her mouth yeah like her tonsils yeah her CT scan I stopped watching photos I mean I got I got one okay I don't know how I want to deal with this so text me from New Zealand I think I'm dying what kind of rash is due yet I get all sorts of rashes well when I was in New Zealand I had a swollen lymph node Kyla's helped me so much like I I don't even know where to start but there's so many like she's just so good and like knowing her is me and my life significantly better oh you're a touch hypochondriasis is crazy yeah hopefully I say that and when I when I was switching over phones and I was like hey like sorry I didn't reply back your phone my phone's broken she was like okay make sure you have a phone soon a new phone soon like it was a legit concern for her just in case like a new rash you know sprouts up and I really love your stand-up and I think that you just have a bright future I understand that but you know what things take time it was Bobby but like you just did a pilot for ABC BS form freeform ABC with our friend Benji yeah what's his last name are following off I can't say it for love who's blind he's legally blind yeah I mean it I I know but he when he takes his glasses he has to rub his eyes so much and yeah he cries a lot you guys yeah and what's great about being it you know my age and at the Comedy Store is is that I've always been able to like go to open mikes and see because this Comedy Store the staff they're all comedians it's such a tight-knit family almost that I was able to see Esther and all these people grow you know in the business and it's really just um I just realized that now that it's a blessing I guess how old were you when you came to LA 21 and you came from Chicago right yeah and then you started doing stand-up right away or do you start yeah no I started right away here that's what I met you yeah store and I have I been mean to you you know you have never I Drive you crazy but you are like yeah you're a jerk like why well like what why I just like I feel like nights out when we're getting food you just like you'll tell a story and then at the end we'll all be like so into it and excited and engrossed and then at the end you'll be like I made it all up you're out to torture yeah but it's like you'll also give you'll be so so generous to the point where like one time years ago you're wearing a shirt it sounds like that shirt is so cool like where'd you get that I want you just took it off and gave it to me yeah which like because I am I'm a special person yeah you are everyone giggles [ __ ] you George everyone [ __ ] giggles all right you don't even [ __ ] know dude no it's I'm a Dream Weaver dude thing is at the Comedy Store when you first get there like the older kids or the seniors as you know in my head like they're scary and they don't really talk to you yeah like hey zo yeah but you I feel like we're very welcoming to all the freshmen I am but I'm very picky though if I see a young guy and I just in the bottom of my heart believe that they have no chance if they just I mean in a way that I'm like I scare myself because I want to be nice to people but I'm so cold will you say to them I loved him you could tell though with ng yeah because they you brought him to the store I did you know I'm though I brought Kevin Christi he had never done stand-up before about him to the store I convinced Matt Edgar to stand on this stay in element what's that little [ __ ] Mexican or whatever that from Florida what's her name the girl Kim Congdon she's Puerto Rican whatever whatever Mexican ID she goes I'm going back to college I go if you do your careers over she then she quit college and she lived in LA but you also say this to everybody you mean we talked about it the last up that's absolutely [ __ ] false he gives a lot of people false hope and it's it's a it's a chronic syndrome of his I don't you know what about you saying that now really puts my throne in already you just admitted to I know but now when I think about what you're saying now is you're absolutely [ __ ] wrong okay tell me yeah because the stuff that I do with other people are like you know the people that I wanted to stop talking let me get out of the situation it's pretty much like a 101 statement that I always say you know I just gotta follow your dreams or whatever whatever right but that's like [ __ ] what when I say people to people quit going to college and move to LA I think I pretty much mean it mm-hmm you know and I meant it to where I I think aster should stay in it and that's that you know and I love everything about her I've known her for a long time but I also know her previous boyfriends 20 henge cliff right we love names here by the way you see your butthole huh go back to the right answer there yeah that's the thing I've heard it's not it's a great vibe you asked for no I don't ask for it it just happened you know you do have a look if I were a guy I'd probably go for your [ __ ] what is it charlie you look like yeah that's what it is yeah it's like you you look like you I should violate you because so pure and innocent looking that would probably go for the grossest thing first yeah you know it just sheiks probably look like marshmallows yeah you know me like like tall boots and white and round correct yeah the first weekend that I met you the first thing she said to me she said he want to see my boobs and she just showed me yeah that was there a bonding moment I was like oh I like this girl that must have been cuz I liked your boobs I just wanted to see yours probably but yeah I never showed you mine you show me yours it was a one-sided rapport there one of my favorite Bobby memories is when I was at the Comedy Store and you're upstairs by the old office with Russell Brand oh and I walked in the room and like got scared and walked out and then afterwards like why didn't you come over I would have introduced adhere and then you told me that I had the social skills of an eighteenth century goes because Russell I think he said I think no it was a ghost no Russell because Russell what we're all so Brown would do is he would light candles around in a room and have to do I'm not kidding you one-hour meditations before he did this for two minutes spot you know which is that's how he does him that's fine everyone has their own ritual right but when you came in and out right it took him out of his life you know meditation right and so he saw something white in its peripheral vision right and he thought it was a ghost and I had to convince him that it was a master did you ever be end up meeting him no yeah you [ __ ] up it's fine but it was be that you off yeah you're a good person and then I also love one note I want to get back into your butthole so when they don't ask to eat your butthole and they just dive right in I don't say no or you like it why would I say no and no I okay I don't like it I don't have like a strong opinion on it my thoughts like hey we're at this point where we're both doing these things like not you know we're naked in a bed together like just do whatever you know yeah you do you make you pretend you like like you see over the years I feel like I'm starting to realize I'm just like I lie there and just whatever happens when do they penetrate you do feel things or you know my Morrissey like either asexual I mean you're into it right yeah I guess okay sex stuff is happening now I guess sex stuff is happening again sex stuff is happening but what Wow so then now you're dating one of my favorites yeah he literally is one of my favorites damn cam yeah and if you don't know who Dave King is he is also an actor he is but he's you know he does act he's a writer yeah he did parks enough parks and already rec he wrote for that and now he writes for love yeah what's your which I'm in and you're in kind of what do you mean you did a scene together that's true the party scene yeah that's true I show up at parties yeah after I had a party at a party in in love the second season it which is coming coming out next year or whatever about yeah the scene is with was with me you the lead singer from the eels oh yeah you got so starstruck no do you remember that was amazing I'll be like froze up all of a sudden this guy walks in and Bobby just goes to everyone in the room was like I don't know what to do I can't yeah I gotta leave yeah just to everyone yeah yeah you're why to every person because he's out of my element you know you have your you know you we have our world Yeah right one time I was at Maria Menounos you know what that is yeah I have all three of her books every girl's guide to life every girl's you really think she's a good I loved the first book the second - take it or leave it take a leave it yeah well I did a movie with her soul one time I was at her house alright she invited me for Christmas party and I was talking to this [ __ ] nerd and I was a bit I'll show you why it was a horror so I see this nerd I thought he was an editor he looked like an editor right so I'm sitting there like I don't know who to talk to because they do what sell you do comedy right and I go yeah my house like I have to talk to this nerds party so I decided to go you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna uh you know me pull Hollywood [ __ ] yeah yeah you know matvey I mentioned shitty movies I [ __ ] been in right and I talked about ya headline you don't know man like you know the road is tough like I was doing all that whole thing I'm not a kid about 40 minutes you had to tell him how you're like yeah I plan for the 300 for ya three people self so let's sell out right and then I go anyway might as well I was gonna try to get out of the situation so anyway my name is Bobby what's her name she goes Josh Groban I got to see you you raised me he plays arenas yeah and then in there it dawned on me the horror of what I do right in that what I spent for the next two hours is trying to find Josh Groban in this [ __ ] party apologize never saw him again should be fair he definitely just because he's gosh Groban doesn't mean he's not a nerd still that is true that and you know what that's why I like it that's right you know what you spun it he's gonna back me up there and that a [ __ ] friend he's a [ __ ] nerd I felt bad for so long this is a song called like lift me up yeah yeah what are you [ __ ] homo I'm sorry he's not a homo but so that's why when I saw the guy from the eels because I have such like because it's music and because I don't know much about that world I freaked the [ __ ] out do you get paranoid like him when we first meet somebody and then you assess in your mind you go over it in your mind like did that go well yeah did I'd make a fool out of myself and it consumes you for like the whole rest of the day yeah and I when I meet people and I can tell that they're that way in the reason the way I can tell is because afterwards they'll like text you and be like when you run into someone and then afterwards they text him like I'm sorry I said blah blah blah and in my head I'm like I don't even notice anything weird you said like yeah you're this person is so neurotic and then I always think of that when I feel that way and I'm like they texted me then they never needed to so I try to like channel that and just let it go have you guys ever burned a bridge you regret oh I have so many I mean I know you do but like have you ever let's say like outwardly said something about somebody and didn't know the amount of power they actually like like wielded you know I don't really know what you're saying like for instance like for instance Esther and I found this girl on the internet over the girl bragging about her her what did she say there is this girl this model that actually one of my friends Nick Goosen his friends with him he texted me her facebook post it was like I know this is crazy but you know it's the struggle I just booked an acting gig in New York but I'm in LA does anyone have a private jet that that might be heading to New York this week I'd love to catch a ride and was like hashtag struggling actress hey what is the worst thing I lost my [ __ ] mind triggered me and kalila so hard I mean I went into I looked into this woman's childhood history I started sending yes how obsessed you god I got so obsessed like this was the female version of that fan to me yeah yeah whoa whoa I'm just saying no no take that back I mean huge fan I am you know else actually is a huge fan that just recently talked about it who Hannibal Buress he loved that fan yeah he was a huge that fan really sad that really the day really yeah yeah oh wow that's interesting yeah I guess in you but but anyways let's say for instance we had like put her on blast or like you you you had written a post on Facebook right like we didn't really know who she was yeah but what if she turned out to be somebody like way like like a big-time producer here's what I think about that I because I have that kind of thing in mind I guess a little bit like I don't want to upset anyone or ever hurt anyone's feelings whether whoever they are to me whoever's post that was that post was so ridiculous I don't care I can rationalize to that person space let's say it's the head of air amount or whatever would be it I don't even believe that there's any one person that has control over your future anyway but if it was I just be like I'm gonna write that down go ahead I would just look at that person that face and be like that poses ridiculous like I'm sorry yeah [ __ ] I'm from Illinois my sister's a waitress and where is raising two kids and like I just like be like I I can't imagine what you wrote mmm anything acceptable yeah what'd I just say to write down that's a great point I want us to talk about that for a second okay is you do come in to LA when you're like you don't know anybody and you think that you make one mistake right and it's gonna devastate your career and I know producers huge actors executives probably that [ __ ] hey I really do they hate me it's not in my mind they say it you know and I know that they don't like me and and I used to like it be devastated by it I've accepted those things and I'm still gonna work you're still gonna work it is weird like oh you wonder what propels that myth that like you have to just tiptoe around Hollywood cuz once you piss off the wrong person I think he used to be that way I think because of the interview buddy probably starts off that way where you feel like you you're indebted to somebody on a higher rung than you I think that that's generally how that that's why la is full of this type of like desperation and you feel it like even going to the comedy store like there is that sense of like you know how many rungs can I climb today you know you have a twenty or thirty years ago there was at these moguls made four or five moguls right that had all the power right and there was what five or six TV stations for right so it's like it was a small world so you [ __ ] around with one guy had a lot of power you're gonna [ __ ] but now in this climate with a billion networks with a billion producers a billion you know executives and you know moguls you know it's like you piss off one person they their enemy will hire you you know so it's like yeah it's just yeah it does feel like this like old Hollywood quote that we maybe learned just from watching movies worth like you'll never work in this town again just maybe we learned it from TV the movies yeah yeah like the only person that I can think of that was maybe had like people think of and that way is Lorne Michaels and I don't even think of him oh yeah I don't I mean I I mean I was in his cartoon the awesomes round and Seth Meyers emailed me and said um I really want you in this but you and I know that everyone got offers but he said Lauren wants you to read and I go I will not and so like two months went by and I just assumed I didn't get it and then they just I got another email you're gonna do it but when I went in though into the when I went into the first session there was forty more people there then then they normal you know because I got the job obviously so I think there was a bunch of people there just to see I could do it and then the next session there was only two people your time saying yeah like I was getting calls from in New York giving me notes and all this stuff right but still it's like I'm not I don't give a [ __ ] yeah I mean you gave everyone an offer and I have to regal [ __ ] yourself that's great and he's never gonna hire me on my MADtv god there's no way so are he already crossed him off my list bro I mean I'm sure he's a nice guy I don't know but I don't know that's the beauty of where it's at today it's like there's a space in place for everybody yeah and I think that you can find your own little quiet street where only you can exist you know you don't have to always be in this like ugly competition with others yeah and it's like people will say like what's your end I'll be like what is what you want your dream and it you there's almost like no answer anymore because I don't know I just want to keep working and there's so many opportunities and options that I don't it's not like the old days where I felt like you used to feel like okay you have to be on SNL are you have to like be on the Comedy Central Roast or like there's all these things that felt like you had to do those to break out and now it's like no you can just stray because you can have your hands and like multiple cookie jars you can start you're lucky after lipcott movies like I'm into YouTube movies coming out yeah and they're both studio films one's a universal one that's crazy Lionsgate one and it's like there are YouTube movies and these are YouTube kids that generated a crowd online and you know now studios are like here's a bunch of money make a movie so it's like that's definitely has changed and I wanted to fat defend that fan for a second because you brought his name oh okay he's on a [ __ ] TV show coming out on Hulu called startup with Martin Freeman it's on crackle I don't know it's all crackle crackle crackle I mean sorry and I just want I just want to read this quote from him okay yeah I M a so in the trailer he doesn't have any lines he I think he's a he looks like he's a shot man I'm sure is great so this is him riot and his quotas and he quoted his own quote which is brilliant yeah it really is brilliant he put it put it in quotes he put his own quotes in quotes okay and I want to read it out loud man read it out loud these days when I was a child I prayed to the universe that one day I would have the opportunity to affect millions of people for the better Dada fan this is a defense no I'm saying that that's true you you said you were trying to defend him right defending him he's a [ __ ] star yeah he's got he's got millions of people he only has 7,000 followers and he's not verified there we go but waiting for that he's not vii out but he's not verified I'm verified I have 140 mm but my point is this my point is is this is that he he is generating all this [ __ ] you know me knowing that people are really clamming to get him and I want you to apologize to my viewership about what your cut your comment about that bad hey I just likened him to another chick whose post we hated I didn't say nobody about you I didn't you don't hate his posts look the quintessential example of delusional like I I'm sorry it's I might shut down the [ __ ] things I've done the funny thing I'm sorry if he's your friends friends don't forget yeah okay he knows [ __ ] the lead singer from Aerosmith in Tyler's yeah I mean he went hiking with them Steven Tyler the leads named Solomon leasing of Aerosmith look I don't know that guy that plays Frasier I see the guy in Frasier that's his name let's move on I just feel that Steven Tyler has transcended let me see something right now okay no no just listen listen I know he's trying something does it why because he hosted what some sort game what'd he do he did America's Got Talent American American Idol but he's still the lead singer of Aerosmith we were talking yeah and so he's always gonna be the lead singer of Aerosmith I just never heard him and you know what with because of your tone is the reason why I treat you the way I did reason why hit you in the face why not slap you in the head only way he knows how to show love it really is yes I would take that win but see your life is great I'm you're you're not you Dude Love you know I know that's you know a huge part but that's a great show don't you think getting to do episode yeah that's really cool I'm cool any project that has Judds name on it it's like it's great yeah I love him yeah you love him I love him so much you like working with your boyfriend I love it I want to do it all the time but he does not like it he just I don't know he doesn't want to work with me like cuz we needed to hire a showrunner for me and Benji's pilot and dave was available but he turned us down I get it but I think he specifically does not want to work with me and Benji together I think that there is there is something healthy about separation of powers to be strong and you know yeah I agree I mean after doing this pilot with Benji and how much we fought and how many times and I genuinely felt hatred towards him I was like wow if this was me and Dave like this you know that would be hard yeah but I don't know I still think there's something to be something nice about if we work together someday I'm not ruling it out like maybe if you guys had to work together like once a week that would be kind of a happy medium but if it was every day like 12 hours a day and just grinding it out yeah yeah but I do feel like he's such a successful writer and I'm like what's why am I even dating this successful writer if he's not helping do not turn out the way I planned at all but you know what I mean in many I don't look at it that way but I don't view that much different than Dave oh that's nice you know it's like people know who you are you've done at midnight a couple of a bunch of times right well yes that's you have you yeah how many times have you done it four times yeah I've done it twice it won't ask me back I don't care I mean you're asked to do things that are the relevant hip thing to do right it's like this podcast well I don't know thank you and you're gonna but a lot of like she's in with like all the fashion bloggers and stuff really I'm wearing a shirt from the universal theme park of the psycho and then um and also and you're in a great relationship yes you think how do you view us yeah how do you like I'm in love with you guys and genuinely just even being here I'm like I wish I was just around here more like you guys are funny cuz I think you do what my parents do which is you guys cancel each other out like I always say like I don't like being around one parent I need both because then like they'll manage each other and I think like if my mom says something annoying my dad will and vice-versa I feel like you guys do that like cuz if she says something you don't like like and you call him out yeah but then I think there's a we've made it a habit to shut each other down even if we agree with the other person like for instance like even if we completely agree on the same topic he has to be the antagonist he has to be play devil's advocate he has to give me the contrary always but do you like that I mean sometimes I guess sometimes I just need to for him to be on board yeah you know like if if I need you know if let's say I'm venting about somebody and he'll always take the well well you know maybe she's going through this oh my god I need you to just agree that she's a dumb [ __ ] yeah yeah we agree that's how my boyfriend is too he is like so about taking the contrarian side of things like he'll try and find any and fight for example he defends pedophiles he's like pedophile they have no rights like he always goes on about like how pedophiles have no rights in their disrespected I I'm gonna say this and I can't believe I'm gonna say this oh alright you might have dad's out just you know I mean but what the most infuriating TV show ever made was catching a predator mmm it's a great show that's a great point especially when a kid is 19 or 20 and the girls supposed to be 16 a fool you're different right first of all somebody made the age 18 it doesn't say it in the Bible does it in the Bible say that you know mean a 20 year old and a 17 year old can't [ __ ] the US but some but a human being some human being Allah meeya lawmaker made it up because I almost feel like a 16 year old in the United States is far less emotionally and mentally developed than the 16 year old in other countries I really really do believe that I think that they are stunted here um just you know we we reared them differently here because I mean you're right like in the Philippines nobody bats an eyelash when when a twenty-something year old dates a fifteen year old I mean sometimes that fifteen year old can really hold her own when I was 12 I had an 18 year old boyfriend and I blew him I didn't lose my virginity to him but I blew him regularly and you know what he used a finger blast man I didn't even have my period yet you just took his [ __ ] and you know it and he was ignorant or [ __ ] a little [ __ ] and he was a well he's still well-known businessman like he is or he's a he's a guy this is I've never heard this before I [ __ ] met him from the airport he picked a port that [ __ ] I remember him now wow we use this man we used to spend because that finger blesses my girlfriend what you you just learned my island is so small everybody kind of knows everybody if she said there's like eight people like there's eight people on the island a hundred million people actually did you it like feel anything when you were 12 getting yeah I was super horny I I think I was horny even before I knew what horny was but did you like you didn't have an orgasm I did yeah I had my very first orgasm at 12 and I couldn't understand my emotion the only thing I I hated about the experience was that I felt extremely depressed afterwards like a lot of guilt after the orgasm like like kind of like post-coital blues when did you lose your virginity Master I guess kind of young 15 after a Britney Spears concert we decided to just go for it we've been together for one month and I had a crush on him for like a year so it's like if this I gotta just go for this did you have hair down there but that question see most girls are fully haired he's still shocked from the fact that you learn that he many different things you know go back to why you hate catching a predator oh yeah it's entrapment or do you think it's there's some entrapment there and it's also like um okay if you're a 40 year old man obviously a 40 year old man with a wife and kids and you're trying to get a six year old girl that's [ __ ] weird and go does that mean you deserve to be put on blast on a TV show I don't know especially it's also you know it it's not a court of law the show it's not right so basically what they're doing is they're ruining somebody's life forever it's TV you know so basically they have kids they have you know a wife maybe he has a screw loose and he made a bad decision I mean it's [ __ ] up yes okay it's illegal alright I get it but I don't think that a 19 or 20 year old boy you mean who's trying to get [ __ ] a 17 old girl should be you know I mean I don't I don't think I don't think the only reason he's saying this is because a couple days ago he doesn't know this but I found out he signed up for a new site called Club 17 it's probably a porn site history you don't sign up for a porn site pass where he pays for it News HD yeah because he needs HD only what is closed well the first boo solders for youngers and then now the new one is Club 17 and he doesn't know I know but oh this is another reveal just now yeah I belong to different porn sites what's your budget I spend like I don't know one of them is like $100 a year or whatever but there are like $100 a year to be your package I don't like um grainy porn porn hub is a yeah grind grinding grainy you know I mean like I needed to be clear I like newer you know I mean just newer girls you know and um yeah I mean I watched pornography and I've certain finishes you know I was into a couple of months ago though the one the old men men and the little girls like eight year old men and a teen or girls is that oh I found out and I had to confront him on his audacity and it could be wrong and you know what I stopped watching that because he's on Club 17 oh no no it's just say something about Club 17 okay he's plug for the [ __ ] up all right Club 17 and there are other umbrellas underneath right yeah so it's like her networks yeah like know what the [ __ ] up all right you don't know what the [ __ ] I'm talking about so what I'm saying is is that have you heard of Tom yet oh you haven't Tom Nieto is a skateboarding you know mean company but they have different skateboarding companies within that they have girl not I think girl or zero you know toy machine they're all under tummy yet OHS you know umbrella right and like they're different even skate teams in you know once punk-rock ones more Ivy League whatever you know so it's like club seventeen has an umbrella so there's a specific I don't watch club seventeen there's something else that that's all you know I don't I just feel really like sweating I'm defensively because no that's not it it's because now you tied in right catching a predator because with club and segue I was defending you know mean the pedophile is on you're catching now I feel like I'm trying to be a pedophile but to make you feel better Dave doesn't think pedophiles are all that bad he it's just that they're treated unfairly you know they have to register in neighborhoods where like like think of they're fighting this like desire that they don't want to have and I mean he'll say so he sees it as a mental illness that you just you're basically like hardwired to be a certain I think so I mean I can't say I can but yeah no I know I mean it's like saying it's like saying I I see does some people see it as a mental illness right your how you don't know that person's past trauma so you don't know what led up to his like current behavior being like a pedophile and he has this just strong urge to commit what we consider a crime and he doesn't know where it comes from he just feels this urge right it's like this hunger so yeah I gave look as as disease which it is okay like alcoholism right and he thinks that arm there should be healthier ways of dealing with pedophiles yeah but the act in itself is a pourraient which i believe it's a horrid abhorrent act and I don't I was molested I hated it [ __ ] up my life and my brother was I should not say that but I said before molested yeah yeah you know you were molested I think we think we lost you know well you were never molested oh you're so lucky I actually think you're in the minority I was not you sure I'm serious yeah I mean like auntie's they grabbed my balls but that doesn't that's [ __ ] no it's not well in Filipino culture wait they see pull out your ball and then they touch it no they go we like when you we wish my mom will hate this about senate's my grandma parents used to Thomas used to put when I was a baby she used to put my penis in her nostril I mean did you boy right there is I'm gonna watch some grandmother's name stop doing that yeah yeah yeah well I'm calling a [ __ ] lawsuit yeah that's [ __ ] illegal dude that's [ __ ] molestation if I was a baby [ __ ] [ __ ] you I'm a baby Gaga right and my dick is in somebody's number right and then later I have like obsessed nose obsessions you know like all I wanted it whenever see people's nose like a direction right I mean that could really have life-altering [ __ ] now that you say that yeah I do like women's noses and feet there's like my thing do you really yeah I always wonder where fetishes arise from you have one feet is I know why feet cuz of Dominique would ya know 96 oh my god I love her yeah we made fun of a says always the thing thing getting hard did you boy but Dominique Moceanu was very cute she had a cute little like button no her feet were Q Oh her feet I don't know I'm doing too much can we stop are you one of the people in the world that has the foot fetish that we can never understand why it's so popular but it's you I don't like watching football what I like when I'm with a girl I like to maybe she'll be like oh how do you keep massaging my fajita because it has to be nice feet though okay better girl yes right and she's just a ten yeah but her feet look like mine okay let me know what I say I'll say Talyn Hey unfollow me on Instagram I'm friend me on Facebook you be [ __ ] real right now yeah it's like Megan Fox and her thumb if that like that the flick the Hitchhiker's thumb yeah but under the big toe yeah goodbye what's your absolute deal breaker I mean there's so many it's less about a deal-breaker and more just like do you fit into like I think for me it's just like like the guy I'm dating now I saw him was like that guy is hot that's like what I want and then when I talked to him he was like I could tell he was smart and had a job and so then from there I was like we're good but physical till he could have done nothing wrong or look what's let's say you he took his shoes off in front of you on your first date and you realized they were all just you know blacked out with just [ __ ] tucked underneath it I mean that would be super gross if you just had like some weird major hygiene issue yeah but I don't know I think once I see someone and like them and connect to them I'm pretty much willing to overlook everything yeah and I have to say this too about Dave is is that it did they allot him as my guy because when I'm on set he's the only one that gives me notes oh he's the on set guy yes writer on set he's the writer on set he's the one that does that yeah so he does it to everybody yeah because in my cuz I thought oh my god they had I'm so terrible a special kind they have a special coach my friend tell me you know I mean and he's very clear yeah you may speed it up all right you know say this at this time I was it very nice you know I mean no that's his gig I because I feel like usually you think that comes from the director but it seems like from what I realized like in TV it's really the writers the half of the power and he is like the onset writer that gives the notes to everyone and in fact in our pilot he was on set for some of the days it was all he did yeah well that's amazing yeah it was really cool he helped Benjy mom you got like a power couple then cuz you guys are booked talent I love him so much he's your favorite power couple you guys you think but for real though but like hide from us like their everybody has a face I'm not we're not that powerful baby let's see I know but can I say this yeah I'm not [ __ ] kidding you when I go on the road now right where's kalila boom power every [ __ ] night 30 times a night where's kalila where's Claude she come did she come did you come so in my opinion you are a park we are probably like to infiltrate your identity so like the next girl after me will always have to deal with that something I love that I get you what do you mean by that I just need her to struggle past like the association between the I will always have with you like she can never be tiger belly she's gonna hate the fact that we did hundreds of episodes together yeah and then everyone will always associate the both of us I never had to deal with that with you you've only dated girls like for one year at a time we've been together for years it's you've met my other girlfriends ever actually met them but I just know that it was not this long yeah yeah this is it's over three years now yeah over three yeah do you think we'd be the parents yeah God you guys are easy animals yeah before too many but do you do you feel do you understand what I'm saying though where it's like you don't want the next girl yeah you definitely want to mark your territory like in every way possible you also want to make sure that the past girlfriends don't have any like you know they don't exist anymore I was dating when I moved in with Dave and he in his old girlfriend had lived there before and this was like I was really hard for me to handle and I remember like when I moved in I was going through she had like these jars of beans and I just remember like burning them I just didn't away but I was like I would always call her the old witch I'm like the old witch is gone Wow yeah I just women do that we do that I mean I'm also the very possessive clingy jealous obsessive like I'm just that person are you I don't know if I'm very needy yeah I don't know I think that I had to all the things you want in a girl I was you can't be that way with him I think that yet he's so he has an aversion to that type of like clingy there's no way to be clingy with Bobby right so in the beginning I was a little bit I didn't know how to be around him I was very uneasy and who what I stood what I who I was to him and I think it caused a lot of problems early on but as soon as I realized like look dude like you can't chase him he's gonna be the animal that he is and I mean I could not even talk to him about little things that I would find in this house like whether it was photographs of him like spreading a woman's ass cheeks open like I mean they were I just had to like toughen my own skin it was really weird cuz it was so many I mean I still keep them because I can't even throw them away cuz it's like well that's history yeah it is proof that it happened you throw away that little dollhouse right what's it all the dollhouse was bad juju what I would put like he had this weird little pink dollhouse that always made me feel Sera's oh that's why I didn't even know was hurt no sir I don't dislike her I think but Sarah's doll house was here and it would you it was calling him the only reason I got rid of it is because it had a creepy vibe to it like something lived inside of it so it had little windows I would cover with little index cards yeah because she used to go to like three stores and buy these like weird [ __ ] yeah it didn't yeah yeah she I mean you guys yeah but she does have a jacket of mine but I can never ask it for about but I want it back because it's like it's weird it's like a [ __ ] lion in the back it's a green military jacket with a gigantic lion roars don't wear it no I look Chi wars at the Comedy Store PO I saw her yesterday yeah yeah you do do you know Sarah Hyland not the girl from Modern Family but that yeah yeah yeah she's a good back there now on Sundays she's a friend you know it's cool yeah yeah sorry I threw her dollhouse I didn't even know is her [ __ ] the dollhouse why did you even bring it up I feel bad just wondering oh yes a spirit living inside it spirit is Esther's good guys I want to see it I want to I want to say this to guys and I excuse me for saying it but and I feel really bad saying it but up until yesterday I swear to God I didn't know what read it was that's like not possible you heard about it's not I've heard about it but I didn't know what it was I thought it was illegal elements of like if I go on it right that the FBI you know and the CIA is gonna know my email underground [ __ ] yeah Facebook for that yeah but then I you know explored a little bit and I and I there's this thing division morbid reality I clicked on that and then they have umbrellas under that as a tunnel and then people dying yeah and then I saw the first video I saw was this young kid 14 maybe slicing a guy's head off I was alive it was crazy in hi dad yeah just with the knives you know and I I don't really she says I I can get PTSD from that I don't think that you have to feel a certain way while you watch it but it does creep into your sub-conscience and I don't think that it is healthy for you - I have more depressed I'm yeah yeah really up but he has this thing he has a fascination for tragedy porn he loves looking at like kids you know that image of that of that young boy in Syria covered in that suit and all that so sad like he loves that stuff and there's a sexual way to do why'd you put porn kids that is a real sickness in America people love to feel bad and they go through this yeah like well do you know they do nothing here but the Korean ferry okay so there was this Korean ferry rides about right and there was these high school kids they were doing a field trip to an island off of Korea and it sank everyone died mostly kids mostly kids and CNN had this video of a father Korean father seeing the body of his son right and you can't see his face you see the white tent and what you also see is like police officers are around the tent protecting it and you can hear the father mourn and grief right and all the police officers are crying right and I I watched that probably a thousand times cuz I cry I like crying you know the story about that that that one of the teacher you know like the teachers were at fault for that because they told all the kids to stay I know but yeah and one of the teachers that survived hung himself so you didn't know about that yeah I didn't yeah when you said Korean ferry I thought you were talking about like a serial killer called the creep oh my god yeah I mean and also the captain of the ship right is in prison for life yeah because he abandon ship abandon ship yeah if you're a captain just any captain is listening right now okay look at me right now if you're a captain of a [ __ ] fairy or a cruise liner or anything of that sort and the [ __ ] ship sinking I'd better find your body on that [ __ ] [ __ ] with the [ __ ] passengers you should be the last [ __ ] in there okay you don't abandon ship that's bad it's bad I feel like you would be a captain who would abandon ship there's no way you would stand a sick [ __ ] [ __ ] like this what she says about this is that really makes me [ __ ] angry yes power there is no element of that is about you know here's the second [ __ ] thing now the power couple at work shut the [ __ ] up the [ __ ] up Gilbert okay stop laughing runner you run when [ __ ] gets bad you're not a relationships tear even in relationships if something remotely goes bad you want to just run the other direction you don't want to fix things you're not a true captain of the ship I just want to say this okay that let me ask you something am i a captain of a ship well you always say you're the cat I know I know I know yeah in JIT this is because it's a metaphor right but am i a captain of a real ship I'm asking a question no no why cuz you wouldn't know how to steer a boat in there right no no because I can learn all that stuff why because when [ __ ] went down I'd be the first one to leave the [ __ ] bottle that's why I'm not one time saying so I'm responsible enough to know that there's no there's no way I can be a captain of a ship because I will leave that [ __ ] and you will be eaten by a shark okay am I in the military no because I will run I will not fight these are things that I've made choices desert earlier on in my life I look at my life I look at myself in the mirror and I know what my character defects are okay I'm a coward I'm a [ __ ] I don't fight yeah all right but do I have assets to that I do and every human being should look at other faults under the weaknesses and their pros and cons and go this is what I should do okay so that's what you're saying but what are you saying right now is blasphemy I only speak the truth what are things you don't like about yourself what do you think are your most obvious character defects like probably I tend to be pretty selfish because I was raised mostly as an only child because my half-sister was out of the house so yeah and like being very needy and possessive of our friends and people I'm dating and those you still have those character defects yeah oh yeah a lot of my friends have come a long way but I definitely still feel them because you've had squabbles with other comedians have I not squabbles but but you know which one this one okay well they've just been like you've been friends with a comedian and then there's been a fight and then I don't I wouldn't say that we were friends and there's a fight I would say that there are people that I don't get along with and try to avoid like for a while you think like oh because I do the same thing as this and we have to all be friends and hang out and then you mature and really it's like actually I don't like this person's behavior so I'm just gonna not hang out with them that's maybe that yeah you're right which i think is totally fine and i don't think that means that i'm bad or that person's bad or any of those people are bad i just think it's like oh well I'm not I don't know I like people who are a little more humble and little like less self-obsessed even though I tend to be selfish I don't think I'm self-obsessed self-obsessed yeah I mean I know that you know I could just name all right now who doesn't like me right Vince Vaughn I know that I'm just throwing it out there Christopher Titus I didn't do anything the guy he just hates he isn't it kind of empowering to just be able to say that it almost makes them look stupid cuz it's like why the [ __ ] don't know you don't have to like me you know I don't know anything I think that's a character defect to to be kind of a people pleaser and to always want to be yeah yeah that is just the most unrealistic thing you can ever ask and there are people who constantly seek that yeah I know kind of resolve themselves into who they think that person will like more like it's a yeah those are the dangerous types I think people pleasers are probably one of the most dangerous types of people what's also just like I can't imagine that that's anything but just being in a prison where you're like yeah alright you're at the whim of everyone around you basically yeah you know what Mitzi sure once told me hmm I swear to god she told me I just back in the early like mid 90s I met Mitzi and my friend Freddie Soto used to drive a limo and he should drive mitzi around Freddie Soto by the way anyone listening is one of the funniest stand-ups I've ever seen he passed away but he is one of the funny looking like he said specials he's one of the funniest guys ever okay by the way but Mitzi told me once she goes you know you know what makes a star I go what she goes you have to have half the audience love you and have half the audience hate you know at the same time that's crazy and I go and I thought about that right so it's like if you try to like get everyone to like you right it's just like well there's only a couple of stars in the world that have that and they're enigma like Tom Hanks I've never heard anyone go hey Dad I actually what force come I bet you there are kids no probably our Jennifer Lawrence everyone used to think she was the apple of everyone's eye and I think that you know even t-swift you know you look at somebody like Roseanne Barr is divisive you know Jim Carrey divisive like half people like people hate used all the whole time hated him from beginning to end he's so broad that he fired him you know may hate you know I think I think that it's really good to have people not like you and have enemies because you're doing something I've had people call him when I've done radio and said I just think that you're awful well you won't have it with me and Nick Youssef what it was unbelievable Eva Bowl I was in Orlando okay where the tragedy happened hmm so let's move aside but then what happened was years ago oh here's another oh okay I have to check it out I was in Orlando at The Improv and I couldn't get the back door to open you know to get to the green room so I had to go around but as I'm going around right I heard a lady like talk about each poster that's on the wall that she couldn't see me me and Nick Youssef so she went to Gabriel glasses photos I love him right I just want to hear what she said cuz I know she was going down the line oh my god DL Hughley he's the best then she got to mind headshot right and she goes this guy right here is the [ __ ] worst this lady he is and then and then Nick and I walk so this you can see as she goes I'm so sorry when she saw me and I just smiled because I know that that's you know not a bad thing but did you really smile were you dying no I was I was complaining for three hours but carvanha I know you and then when I was but can I say this and I didn't know this but when I was in Arlington Virginia two weeks ago a lady came up to me and she goes I used to go to Virginia Tech you perform there and I go oh yeah I completely forgot I go when did I perform there like two weeks before chil-seong way speaking of colleges do you perform ecologist oh no no I never had so the University of Chicago blessed Chicago for this basically put out a statement to all parents of incoming freshmen saying like look we're not gonna coddle your children we're not gonna do these um trigger warnings and they're going to be exposed to some things they're gonna be uncomfortable with they don't agree with and that's probably going to like you know shock them but we're not gonna coddle them anymore it isn't that [ __ ] great but people are actually standing up to the fact that like a bunch of these college kids are just turning into geez god-awful [ __ ] it's like that's why I like no one wants to know economy comedians want to perform at your colleges colleges used to be the best thing in the eighties like doing caca no in the 70s and 80s like people want to wear on perform at colleges because that was where you would get open thinkers free but free thinkers you know a lot of liberals people with different ideas extreme ideas sometimes and you'd perform and but now it's so PC I did a show in what was that New Hampshire or some some some play like that and the next day they wrote an article saying that Bobbili perpetuates rape culture yeah I don't have I don't have a seen a single rape rape joke in my act yeah and I literally was livid and I said to I call my age I go that's it no more colleges for instance like now teachers are required because you know like college professors they're not safe unless they have tenure right which they have to be in the game for a certain amount of time but previous to that they can get not they can not get rehired they can get fired they anything anything that they you can't be a boat rocker in your early years of teaching you cannot rock the boat you can't you can't have a student complain about you so for instance even reading something like the Great Gatsby the trigger warning is always you're gonna be exposed to misogyny and the idea of like I don't know like let's say assault there has to be now college students are demanding that there are warnings before they read a book they watch a movie before anything that they're exposed to anything that they could possibly dislike they want a warning Wow isn't that [ __ ] crazy so weird especially like I was just in college I don't know like seven years ago how is it that different all of a sudden it is very different so a lot of people like some twenty mostly twenty eight year olds don't even have have zero relatability two kids or 24 who just got out of college like they can't relate to those kids and it's only like a four year gap because of the like than just a difference in culture and for instance like George and I were talking about like microaggressions they teach this in college where a simple question like hey like where are you from is now we're supposed to take that offensively we're supposed to take that as oh you're not being racially or culturally sensitive to me and what you're saying it's the Liberals fault right it's not it is it is both it's it's so everything is to be taken as hostile and they're all their auditory like here here's an example of some micro aggression questions for you guys when you say no subway I would stop stop I won't tell you why no and we talked about this a [ __ ] immobilo no no no I'm gonna say this is I already gave you the example right of me doing an echo conference right and all the religious schools walked out of my show and the liberal school stayed okay they're more open-minded yeah they are they might accept the accept gays no no no sweetie your you're right because look they stand on the right side of social justice but they're in the wrong side of actual freedom of speech they're they're on the right side when it comes to gay rights and women you know like wage gaps and things of that sort but in terms of freedom of speech you're not allowed to say [ __ ] if you're a hyper liberal like you everything offends you George is right for instance this is one of them even if you say if you say something like this is a microaggression a perfect example oh I'm sorry I'm sorry I just get really OCD about that type of stuff that's you being insensitive to someone possibly having a mental illness and they can they can report you for a micrograph that's just insanity that's afraid of that I'm so ADHD about this oh wow Esther that's that's I've never heard see the thing is baby I've never heard of that thing professor there's a professor from like North Carolina who actually created this a list of microaggressions that we're supposed to take as hostile and derogatory so a lot of these kids are now thinking they're victims of these aggressions part of it so I don't know if that's so crazy I mean all I feel like I can do about that is just continue to be me and if someone does accuse me of that I'll just be like you're that's the way you feel then this conversation it's like it's like but Audiology esta gadget well we got time over for question whenever you're ready what time where we got an hour over now Wow Esther's great that was great you don't ever do an L over an hour well we do yeah but that was smooth blue in there yeah yeah well I want to talk about this later with you okay in your [ __ ] your honor anyone give me the question I bear with me my voice is out we do questions unhelpful advice with Bobby kalila and the little child alien this question is from our friend Bianca sorry guys Gilbert's voices out of commission this is for everyone yeah good this is for everyone but mainly Bobby hey Bobby so I don't let you smoke a lamp and eat junk food and don't like to exercise my dad is simple Big Pun event I don't see it again though do you want me to read yeah yeah I can't understand a word you're saying I'm an actor I'm a train I do I can do this and you go higher though try we tried all right Bobby so I know you smoke a lot eat junk food I told like to exercise my dad is similar he said his 60s ad has diabetes and it's extremely difficult to motivate him to get healthy I noticed that more of my mom nags him to exercise eat well more he doesn't do it in spite of her I'm sure kalila is experiencing this I can get him to exercise if there is some and point we're heading towards but that's about it coming from your perspective what do you think is the best way to motivate you to exercise / eat well and be healthy or is it totally a lost cause now that you're set in your ways we can all I don't think it is I think that listen if if it's all it depends on the individual it's like if he doesn't if he knows if that it's gonna kill him he should know that like I know cigarettes are gonna kill me hmm I know it I'm gonna die from it I think there's a part of it as accepted that you know so it's like you know it depends on how he if he wants to live he'll change and if he doesn't want to then he won't this can be one of the most frustrating positions to be in like when someone you love all you want is for them to be healthy and happy and live as long good life and you can't control that is such a frustrating like I feel Bianca right now it's it's inferior you have somebody in your life that yeah well I sometimes I feel like that with my boyfriend like he and maybe this is me being I don't know I don't it's like I don't he's private but I know he is you know I just there are certain ways he could be healthier and I try and it's hard because I'm not health that all that healthy either but it's like see Dave and I have the same body yeah okay we have the same nails we we bite our nails yes he but I don't know but he definitely like bites if I feel skin to the bull up till those blood yeah he likes to make it well yeah yeah and I to me it just can't be good I know but when I look at David I look at a Jew Jewish version of me I do yeah when I look at him like we're the same type we're hilarious you know to us we're hilarious right we're creative but we look like we look weird physically we've accepted that over the years I'm not gonna be [ __ ] Brad Pitt ever so what do you do do you nag him do you do you it's right how do you trick him yeah have you given up or did you it's a little bit of everything like I try to be one thing that helps is like being playful and sweet about it instead of being nagging like cuz that nagging and being nasty never works see I I find that you have to come at it from like a place of love and something a fun way even though that might seem hard like I don't know like a game that that I mean this is so stupid and embarrassing but like sometimes if days like I really want dessert and like I know I do too but I'm really in my mind I'm like [ __ ] that's all I want is ice cream and cookies right now but I'm trying to you know be an actress and so I'll say like okay if we just go to bed if you just go to bed and wait 30 minutes cookies will appear ya know like it just like magically I'll bring you yeah because I know he'll fall asleep yeah yeah I mean that's so works though but yeah but I don't I think maybe like just trying to get someone exercise maybe like giving them a fit better like my sneakers or you know oh yeah that doesn't work with them yeah I asked him the same question Bianca is asking which is what what will it take for you to you know consider a lifestyle change and he's like I need a doctor to tell me I am completely unhealthy and that I'm probably gonna die this way so I was like okay I'll make you a doctor at this appointment dr. basically told him that nothing has changed don't be so frustrating for your nurse it's uh it's but then you you know what my dad was similar he just like he liked what he wanted you know he wanted to eat what he wanted to yeah there's really no it's hard I understand it you know like I bacon a lot and I know that how bad bacon is like it's processed me it's read me it's so bad for you and I don't know Bacon's the best I just say when it's in front of me I can't not eat it so it's I get it so what's this show that the call that you imagine I know I know it's gonna get picked up so tell me what the show Bobby that makes my heart so warm I know it's gonna it's crazy I know what it's called because I watched it alone together it's called alone together I love it thank you really cute thank you and also what else can we people look out for Elin I have a podcast which I need to get Bobby's been on and he loved it been the favorite guest come on and abuse you yes he did and I'm trying to get kalila and I think we're gonna try and do it this week right and Gilbert too and it's called weird adults with little esther you like that nickname little Esther yeah yeah I don't like that you know what if you ever want to branch out out of being like a comedian yeah you could you could have your own cosmetic line you look you think so young Esther I'm so obsessed with makeup right now it's like oh you wear none which is like you're so Alicia Keys right now you're just going bare face you know I have some butt or should I say KY liner tie line bleach your teeth no there's so why a very white really my dad always says that I'm like what is he trying to get from me nothing just a nice isn't my daughter you have anything plug I'm doing Austin Dallas doing Brea first bro yeah wait am i doing San Francisco with you or did that pass okay yeah I'm doing Austin Dallas Houston oddballs yeah but before that he is doing LaBrie Brea improv yeah on this weekend of the 16th of September yeah and then um and then that movie comes out in November right Dober which one keeping up with the Joneses oh yeah and then I own that in that other one that I'm in a YouTube movie yeah I mean late in America where would you be without kalila honestly I'm my opinion about that I'll just say that right now that I um I met my match yeah you know she she makes me so angry sometimes I make faces like what for instance I'll give you an example just now earlier right it's like I'm in a vanguard in playing video games in the middle of Vanguard where's where you say where's my sandals would you say because you stole medals you stretch them out earlier why is hobbits I don't care I mean the bank guard with two people I don't know and as soon as I turn I died now these two people have to revive me that I don't know it's rude I think you saw yeah yeah yeah it's rude I can't just believe she thinks I could just leave I can't leave because their whole game is [ __ ] then these two innocent people and I get upset that he's upset that I interrupted him because I'm actually interrupting him for something real like I couldn't I don't have slippers I my sandals are gone I know I'm sorry baby you're right and I'm not gonna wear your god-awful Crocs downstairs why are you wearing Crocs what I don't like your tone number one oh my god he has about 16 pairs he even has the special edition duck dynasty pair mm-hm do you know why wear Crocs because I was in Hawaii the last way of Hawaii and I saw a couple of Japanese dudes right who were like you know how Japanese their future cool yeah okay these two were future cool like dopest [ __ ] that tats perfect ones okay they were wearing [ __ ] clothes clothes you can't even [ __ ] find in America right and they were wearing Crocs it looked dope bro I like that's what I'm saying as soon as I saw that I go why can't I wear because people in our society make fun of them yeah but you have stubby legs they just look strange on you I I understand that when I see someone who looks cool doing something I'm sold I'm susceptible future yeah I mean he goes to Barneys he always asks the when he buys some colognes and stuff or since he never wants to smell good he wants to smell like an old Greek Church like he wants to smell futuristic like no I want to smell like no I don't want to smell like Steve Trevino like some Mexican common electric car all the time jacquard right so I don't want to smell like him I don't want to smell like Brent Ernst who was probably wearing like Davidoff yeah like that right perv I want to smell when people smell me they go do you just come from you know mean a wood factory or you know mean where were you in a different country or you know like I want people to right go what the hell is that smell mystery like a mystery yeah really repulsive some of the sense he buys yeah anyway I love you they always have to be on his side Esther cuz he you you were friends with him first there's good there gonna be some like resentments if you don't go [ __ ] no I don't even see there being sides okay good yeah we're one of the same all the same thank you so much faster and I want to say thank you so much for doing our podcast you sure anything else you wanna plug shows wise this week just my podcast weird adults on iTunes family and your handles a little Esther and Esther monster on Instagram and snapchat yeah I wish you felt Tiger belly at tiger belly on Instagram on Twitter at the Tiger ballot email we're gonna play fifa one game doing ganga and email I've been practicing an email just like Bianca you want to send an email you do it at the Tiger belly at gmail.com Clara anything else my voice is bleeding you can find me on snapchat twitter and instagram @calallentv [Music] [Music] [Music]

Channel: TigerBelly

Views: 387,485

Keywords: tiger belly, tigerbelly, bobby lee, khalyla, gilbert galon, podcast, mad tv, khalyla kuhn, tgrbly, reddit, power couple, university of chicago, trigger warnings, Esther Povitsky, povitsky

Id: V_W0eTk-ye8

Length: 78min 5sec (4685 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 02 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/booopboopbeep]

Drone strike

[u/McSpitfire]

lol this is fucking dicey.

Koala going on about being finger blasted at 12 like it was great is fo sho a coping mechanism, B. Gotta own it I guess otherwise the walls start caving in on ya.

Gotta streamble it next time though, B. Can't be giving these hacks views.

[u/[deleted]]

Khalylas fucking weird lol

[u/koinoyokan89]

Khalyla makes me uncomfortable but I can’t put my finger on in what way.

[u/_penelope]

Love how K-however you spell her name has to turn the conversation back to her awl the time. We giiittt it.

[u/Badpennylane]

....slowly backs out of door

[u/onz456]

Wow, he is really defending the pedo's here.

I wonder why is he doing that with so much passion?

[u/qwerty123---]

WTF

[u/aubreymarcus]

Pedophile rights activist dating a girl whos gimmick is looking 12? GOOD.