STEALING ALL OF YOUR STUFF | The Very Organised Thief

top of the morning to you laddies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to a game called the very organized thief ryan wanna steal so much [ __ ] this is my dream job this is what i was training to be when i was a young guy i'm only joking let's play space to start okay now i've been late to this game and a lot of other youtubers have actually played it already but i've gotten a lot of requests for it in the last couple of days and i thought I'd give it a shot oh my god why is my mouse on screen okay it's gone mouse is gone relax Jesus hold left shift to run throw you a SD to move q4 checklist and whole e to toggle light nice okay things to borrow borrow in quotation marks cuz I'm really stealing everything a vase a tablet a toaster a tablet like a pill toaster guitar stamp album rare wine microwave gold bear okay what do you steal is such a [ __ ] weird [ __ ] did you see enormous of a jewelry watches vase turay office key I'm not picking up the phone I don't need it can I pick up everything but like a giant bag on my back to have a giant sack haha are you expensive wine no your wind it's on the ground now so it doesn't matter how expensive you're at is the same room should I be like closing doors are the people in this house alright stealing the [ __ ] while they're asleep cuz I'm not okay with that that's kind of creepy it's like one of my fears as well as spiders okay very shitty painting wait why why you got the [ __ ] as painting oh god I dropped it sorry I'm just wrecking all of your [ __ ] do you cross off the list you do nice one buddy old pal um what do we got in here supposing Oh tricity box what did I just disconnect okay electricity may be locked I have key jack has key let Jack endure dicks coyopa these I can I can't and I will can I turn on the taps I need to wash my hands of all this crime that is going down let go where is his office I got an office key what was that oh shut the clock stupid [ __ ] oh we got upstairs let's go upstairs let's do that thing crap painting um cash get all the cash money son see that's what I'd be really stealing oh god there's a safe four four seven seven I know I thought that that would be the code I thought I was genius what is this Julie bucks no I don't need a jewelry box do i oh you're a car is he home I guess it just opening the house then there is that someone like making tea like a kettle what is this three eight nine six okay they're got this safe code safe cross code ah somebody home what are we gonna do he's going that way he's gonna I have time to steal [ __ ] radio no I don't need a radio I need a tablet a tablet a toaster guitarist am I already connected one thing where'd you connect a vase there's a stupid thing to collect I'm forgetting this place is already ransacked guitar I need that thing yes how would you fit that in your back you silly and do you count as a tablet no high clothes clothes won't close properly how did that guy hasn't seen me yet which is good Oh God picking up [ __ ] and throwing it everywhere where is the rest of this stuff hello stamp album got it all your stamps are belong to us we're gonna hear cash money get oh I'm gonna buy so many Lamborghinis I don't need that I wanted to open a drawer I can't even jump close close close where is the rest of the stuff it's like a wall safe three eight nine six was that the code safe cross code was it in here three Hey no six yes what's in here gold bar I needed that and money okay where's IRISA you [ __ ] ow speeding me all I'm doing is stealing stuff I'm leaving I'm gone by oh I escaped 36 grand four minutes and 31 seconds best thief ever I only stole through two things through two things I need your key I need to get all the loot okay checklist oh it's different computer case kettle guitar portrait of a lady ah technically some of you count as those [ __ ] okay a key don't need a vase why could you need a vase this time where is the rare wine wherever the guy find that he doesn't even have a wine cellar or anything like that okay I need a kettle kettle why would you steal a kettle you can go down to Tesco and buy one toaster okay two things gone Jesus Christ that's a shadow I thought it was somebody portrait of a lady like a sick sick portrait like a sixty sixty portrait cash all of that cash money I'm just connecting this I don't know what it was but I'm feeling it was important I think it's like an alarm or something okay guitar portrait of a lady rare wine this is nothing in those drawers stupid there's that's locked and I didn't get a key for it last time either well that must be where the rare wine is do you kind of a portrait of a lady portrait of a lady you count as that thing nice stealing all of your stuff guitar rare wine gold bar painting painting I just stole a portrait of a lady Oh does that is that this painting up here at the back don't don't this this painting no you know count as the painting cuz you're a dick what's in here ah that was the tablet like a frickin tablet phone thing cash money it's so fall in the same place but it randomizes know that it I don't know does a randomized where the stuff is or just what I need Oh get me scared this where the code is no I need to get hard Oh take the guitar yes Jesus get out of my worry I need to open the bottom drawer - oh my god is the worst house ever computer case no AUSA's clock okay so the clock lets me know when the guy is getting ready to come back it like gives me a hint as to why how much time has passed no no it doesn't it's like a chicken uh cash money why do you keep money in the [ __ ] bathroom this is not where you keep money it's not a good place you got soggy and wet and covered in pee say safe safe cross-code tu-134 is that 2 7 3 4 2 1 3 4 2 1 3 4 2 1 3 4 2 1 3 4 2 1 3 4 ah 2 7 3 4 it was a 7 why you're right you're 7 like ones you [ __ ] ok that's good rare wine painting computer case rare wine painting computer case where's a computer case where is it rare wine I didn't find another key anywhere there are no other keys in this house this is a stupid house I don't like it [ __ ] [ __ ] hey I'm gon steal all of your [ __ ] when I'm here hey Frankie get out of my way chair I'm stuck you were subdued by the owner the owners just gotta tie me up and have his way with me like a little [ __ ] ok we'll have a few more attempts at this vase I know where that is the vase is not there where is it why do you move stuff how can I be a very organized thief if you don't [ __ ] put stuff in the right place portrait of a lady is it the same portrait there's the vase nice toaster kettle any of those things no game console microwave I need you how are you fitting that in your pockets he was of the pockets of link from Zelda eyes cash money up there alarm yes dee dee dee that's still on that's still on because I disconnected in the wrong order walk there is no K for the store what else we need rare wine in portion of lady digital camera those things are all gonna be up in the room right portion of lady here we go thank you some of that stuff is all in the same places anyway is rare wine on the table I found rare wine yet if I turn off my light the guy won't see me they go through this store yes into the kitchen again fine [ __ ] it I don't care about the kitchen I'm not hungry I'm hungry for loot okay so this stuff is all in the same place five oh five eight get I got it go away 505 8500 PI 8 firefight five all five eight buy all five eight five all five eight go do this stuff first five oh five eight I don't need stab collection do i digital camera I thought that I was like a picture five oh five eight TV Thank You goal bar it's all mine I'm gonna collect all this stuff anyway every single run because that's a lot of cash money what else is in here there's cash in the toilet the bathroom um I forget the stuff in the list turn it off time to check game console any you guys game console no you were all douchebags you're a computer you don't count as game console you're kind of one you play games look so something that no it's just a shadow you stupid we need to get her three eggs there no I don't rare wine painting game console where is this painting this illusive painting this one there it is haha uh [ __ ] I'm up in the air I don't like that cache yes guys click my mouse my mistake get out of your chair oh [ __ ] cash cash cash cash I like cash cash is good cash is nice for my eyeballs nothing dear what do I need rare wine and a game console rare wine game console where is that stupid rare wine there's a key somewhere that I can't find game console be in the sitting room wouldn't it it's right but my game console yes rare wine where be rare wine why can't any of you be the rare wine oh god please have to be a key somewhere key key someone someone has a key please oh maybe I tripped the alarm in the right way cuz guy isn't coming home yet I have time I have time to do this scrounge every single crevice hole nook and cranny that you can put those together sound really weird like it [ __ ] something under the cushions he's on he's on he's on he's on he's on go to the bedrooms shuri the bedrooms have a key somewhere key somebody got a key anybody anybody get key you got a key inside you gonna crack you open like a little egg no key someone key key someone please please please there's a game case computer case thing there are no keys anywhere to be found inside this stupid house it's a very nice house so kind of wish it was my in real life a long time okay new key where the [ __ ] is a key how's this so hard to find a key Shirley's Keys lying around everywhere good good can I open this no is this key like some obscure place hello turn off my light oh I see you I see you you [ __ ] ah where is this stupid stupid key under your pillow no behind TV no oh [ __ ] [ __ ] it's going upstairs it's come on stairs he's coming upstairs go that way you dick I'm gone I'm gone I'm escaping you escaped how much loot 38,000 in 5 second 5 minutes does it tell me how well I did but that's just it come on one last attempt if I do it I don't care if I really want to though I kind of know where everything is now okay Q hold for checklists instantly guitar TV TV any of these TVs count I saw a toaster though I need to get the key the keys out there mmm TV that aloo game console I need that as well jewelry box I know where that is toaster microwave two things are right in here vase face summer days yes and there's no stupid wine that I need this time guitar jewelry box gold bar yes yes yes yes guitar jewelry box gold bar they're upstairs where's the stairs I need to go need to go need to go run fast run very fast go go go I got this I got this yo for 309 three box three box uh for 309 DDD thank you go bar go buy all the cash money thank you awesome guitar desires always down here no not there maybe I should grab all the cash though at the same time guitar yes yeah I got this there's cash money in one of these nope wrong room mr. money stack on top of the shelf down here in this room I'm gonna do this guy's have you ever seen such an awesome thief no because I ran the wrong way money stack I'm gone garlic sauce mmm yes I think I did it a minute and 52 seconds I did do it didn't I it doesn't tell me if I did it or not am ia good thief no screw it I did it my own pride well that does it for this video very organized Steve is a very very cool game a very nice concept and it's very stressful needed to do that and when the guys going around around the house and you need to rub stuff it's just like my childhood not really I actually didn't Rob stuff if that's what you guys are thinking I'm just alluding to that for the sake of humor and failing miserably but thank you guys so much for watching this video if you liked it punch that like button in the face like a boss and my face alright thank you see all your nudes nothing do it that time didn't I

Channel: jacksepticeye

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Length: 16min 17sec (977 seconds)

Published: Sat May 24 2014