Stardew's Mayonnaise Content Universe

ah hello hello okay I hope everything's working hello everyone welcome welcome it is I Charles Bartels you're gonna have to let me know if this sound is okay I had a whole thing I promise I have an excuse for being late but first of all I'm sick again let's go also my mouse wasn't working for some reason so I was like oh crud that's that's an issue when I'm trying to mayonnaise up so I unplugged the thingy because I have a wireless mouse and I put it in the back of the computer but little did I know I had unplugged my whole like audio setup so that I had to redo everything it's okay you know it's fine we're good now I had to like reconnect everything I was like oh no but it's fine and Jamie thank you so much for being a member for two months pregnant I couldn't have said it better than myself thank you so much what's okay em I hope you're feeling better I was feeling better and then I don't know what happened I think I suspect I have allergies but you know I wouldn't know because I've never had allergies but it's okay I think if you slap Mayo on it it might work you're so right I should be mayoing up and I'll feel better in no time and Stephanie thank you so much for being a member for three months hello everybody hello I'm so freaking excited so Charlie take a Zyrtec Frick I literally meant to do that and then I didn't rickety frick I had like I have my napkins I have my tea I have everything else I meant to Papa's Papa Zur and then I forgot we're good though okay him so let me see so on Frick I had all the receipts open and everything I'm so sorry I'm so frazzled now but I believe on the 27th of June 27th of June yes the 27th of June a member of my Discord server traxy I hope I said that right post a little message in my video suggestions saying Charlie the MCU Mayo content universe is calling your name please can we have a video or stream with all the mods and I was like Mayo content unit what like hello what are you what but I looked into it a little bit and I was like oh yes this mod This was meant for me it's made for me I don't know it's just perfect and then I went on a little bit of a trip and I had one of my friends compile everything into a folder because I didn't want to be spoiled I didn't want to I didn't want to know what was gonna happen I just wanted to dive into the Mayo like head first you know so I've been left with a very vague list of instructions that just say like don't skip the intro press one I don't I don't know what they mean but we're gonna just go through we're gonna do some mayonnaise things and yeah it should be a good time I just want to make sure everything is all set it looks great it looks fabulous let's make a new Farm I'm so excited and Andromeda thank you so much for being a member for four months is mayonnaise and instrument I'm honestly if there's no instrument made from the Mayo I'll be a little disappointed but it's okay so first off I'm gonna name us may because I love that Meme where it's like I'm gonna name my kid May and then nobody's gonna know that it's short for mayonnaise like that's that's our character so her full name is mayonnaise nicknames may we all know you know oh my God that's sickness we all know what it means and the farm I think I'm gonna make the farm name Hellman's because I was actually I actually am allergic to most mayonnaise except Hellman's mayonnaise and I don't know why so it just feels like it has to be that way favorite thing has gotta be a you aioli I don't know what's the fancy mayonnaise called aioli aioli that's what our favorite thing is okay now let us see what do we want to look like I feel like we want to look like mayonnaise as much as possible I'm gonna make our eyes the blue of the mayonnaise lid close enough our hair must be blue I just want to look like a jar of mayonnaise hence the the thumbnail of the stream you feel aioli is spelled like that oh frick hey yo Yoli oh whatever that's that's fine I don't care anymore anyway oh Kewpie is great too I love the cupid Mayo um no we've we've we've sunk our own our own hole was that even saying I don't know aiolio is our favorite thing now shirt it must be blue I want to be mayonnaise so freaking bad mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise oh that's kind of good is there a more blue shirt oh oh that is perfect okay now the pants I'm just gonna make white I'm also just using like my favorite little stream music with all the different mixture of music so sorry if there's like random stuff in here but okay um I think this is good I think this this is probably the closest we're gonna get to mayonnaise if I do say so myself I don't know if there's accessories that would make us look more mayo-like not really oh frick okay I think we're good oh skin is there like mayonnaise colored skin oh that's kind of mayonnaise a little bit oh wait wait white skin white skin oh okay [Music] so go with the the other one this one do we think this [Music] or this this one looks a little more interesting okay we'll be the mayonnaise ourselves and our clothing is the jar this shirt is the label oh should I make the hair white too [Music] no no no this is good this is good this is good okay perfect now the first instruction on my list is do not skip the intro so for the first time ever we're gonna be watching the intro of stardew valley together which is going to be lovely I also kind of want like a different Farm I'm just kind of bored you know I think we're good almonds let's go let's Dive In I'm so freaking excited for this oh taking the scene what's going on wait wait whoa whoa what is in the corner okay there's like a stack of mayonnaise I think that's my inheritance in the corner over there the Grandpa's a jar of mayonnaise which I think means canonically I really am mayonnaise is the spider mayonnaise too oh my gosh what is going on here I see where the Mayo comes from yeah it's it's really passes down through the family I'm so lost and even like iopa is mayonnaiseified like I think I think our religion is just mayonnaise here and I'm kind of into it anyway okay that was a lot to take in in the first like two seconds like oh my gosh my eyes burn if you just put some mayonnaise on them it should help music is loud okay I'll put it down for the ambiance when that happens my dear you'll be ready for this gift I legitimately think it's just like a letter full of mayonnaise just an envelope full of mayonnaise and you know if it's not Hellman's I'll probably die JoJo oh I forgot you get to see the JoJo scene is that Morris hey bud oh my gosh look at all these hard workers I bet if they just chugged some mayonnaise they would probably be a little bit happier than they are now oh my gosh this person's mayonnaise too oh wait that's is that me I think that's me okay that's really embarrassing I never said that this is what happens if you don't drink mayonnaise people just so you know everybody drink mint don't don't drink mayonnaise I said please do not okay I'm opening the drawer it's the mayonnaise letter oh man what's gonna happen can I open it please I wish that the drawer was full of mayonnaise I wish everything was full of mayonnaise oh I have to click it dear May onays if you're reading this you must be in dire need of change oh you're so right thank you Grandpa mayonnaise Grandpa oh my gosh if Lewis is still alive say hi to the old guy for me will ya I don't remember that part I mean I hope Lewis is alive no I do I would like if he was here honestly for this experience is mayonnaise soup oh that's a fantastic question I have no idea in museum crack reads thank you so much for the Super Chat I really appreciate it I love the little sticker thank you so much you're too kind all right stardew Valley mayonnaise land let's go sorry I'm really excited about the mayonnaise okay make it called Mayo Town yeah yeah hello you must be may she doesn't even know my real name is mayonnaise okay I'm Robin the local Carpenter mayor Lewis who is apparently alive loved to see it sent me here to fetch you and show you your new home oh mayonnaise land mayonnaise land whoa okay wow it's it's I it's nice but it's I'm just saying Hellman's Farm it's not mayonnaisey enough like look at the expression yeah that's what I'm feeling it's just not it doesn't have enough mayonnaise you know what's the matter it doesn't have enough mayonnaise or you're not listening okay with a little dedication you'll have it cleaned up in no time thank you and this music thank you so much we are gonna clean this place up and we are going to have a mayonnaise Manor here we are your new home oh we should have named it mayonnaise Manor what sorry I just literally choked I was in the middle of I was thinking about Manny's manner I was feeling disappointed and then that thing popped out oh God oh God [Music] okay oh God you know I wish Lewis wasn't alive the new farmer hello oh God his head is so cylindrical it's like in pre-calc when they'd be like calculate the rate of like the liquid in a cylinder like do that but for men I almost said mayonnaise Lewis oh mayor mayonnaise Lewis Mayo Lewis oh my God wait was that why that oh this is all coming together in my head now I'm so sorry I'm I'm a little out of it okay I'm Lewis Mayo of Pelican town you know everyone's been asking about you it's not every day that someone new moves in it's quite a big deal thank you uh we the resemblance between us and wait Grandpa was a mayonnaise can does that mean I'm related to Mayo Lewis let that sink in let that sink in without that let's sink in like a layer of mayonnaise on your skin proceed it's a good house very rustic I agree it's very cute oh and we have a little Pond here because I chose the Riverside Farm now Robin's gonna bully me rude I agree you know what mayonnaise Manor's not crusty you are Robin oh otter okay I'm ready to make mayonnaise let's go purple Carnation thank you so much for being a member for nine months I really appreciate it love your content but a bit worried because Mayo makes me feel sick oh my goodness I feel you I'm allergic to most mayonnaise but thank you so much for being a member and putting up with my shenanigans okay tomorrow you want to explore the town a bit and introduce yourself the townspeople would appreciate that I would really love nothing more Robin's a little salty look at her little foot I never noticed that before she's like all right uh if you have anything to sell place it in this box I'll come by during the night to collect it I would prefer if you didn't but much appreciated I guess okay mayonnaise Charlie equals Mayo Lewis what does that even mean okay oh we have a such uh we have a cute little house I love this okay parsnip seeds acquired sorry I just I'm so excited about this all right getting started I kind of wish the goals were all mayonnaise related where it's like get make five things of mayonnaise you know that would make me feel the immersion is broken a little bit with that one like that frog could have been like a little droplet of mayonnaise but you know it's okay I'm just being picky at this point I'm allergic to it it probably anyway so it's okay I'm just gonna go in like automatic mode kinda putting down my parsnip seeds my Snips if you will what the huh what the what mayonnaise that looks spread it did this just come out of the ground why does it have negative one magnetism what does that do for me okay well now I have that which is great can I plant it maybe it's like a seed no that would have been fantastic but it's okay Charlie you're sick because the MCU no no I can never the MCU heals me after the the way that the other MCU I.E Marvel has been going this brings me what okay um writing it down creating a hypothesis I don't know I literally don't know what's going on I did not compile this but we're just gonna move on okay mayonnaise clay dang it I'm gonna just grab some daffodil I don't know what I'm doing here I don't know negative one magnetism because your hands get slippy oh God I hate that I hate that so much oh it's the Mayo Poop Mod I think how did you just say that so casually you're pooping it out that's the what ew why am I so happy about it okay I have infinite poop wait does this sell for like the normal price am I about to be rich from my own poop hello Shane okay okay hello Gus nothing different yet do you want some of my poop oh goodness are you sure oh he's kind of into it he's like oh Don't Mind If I Do but he doesn't even like coleslaw I was gonna say he's gonna make himself a nice coleslaw later but that's like a hated GIF so my bad endangerous oxygen thank you so much for getting a membership and welcome to spray them I appreciate it Shane looks like Mayo kinda oh gosh does that mean we have to marry Shane okay nothing nothing abnormal here all right all right okay sorry that it's genetic is this a bin of mayo can I dive in wait everything's Mayo how did I not notice that oh my God Pierre only sells Mayo this is fantastic what the heck wait I want to like dunk my head in this but I can't so upsetting eh wow okay so this shelf is Mayo it's it's crazy to but wait we have to check the yoga shrine because Yoba is canonically a jar of mayo right oh I guess not all right that was a little disappointing but it's okay I sorry left my poop in the living room my bad okay okay sell Mayo poop to Pierre then eat Mayo Lewis I oh God oh I hate that mayonnaise is made of eggs make a chicken coop you're so I mean yeah we gotta make a chicken coop we have to make a Mayo Empire that's just kind of how this how this ship runs you know I don't really know what to do um let's see I just have a very vague like I said a vague list of things to do oh I can do one of them the third thing says press one [Music] it made me poop nope that was just a coincidence okay perfect one what was that oh what what is going on oh my God I'm so fast the Mayo is fueling me oh come now what what can I walk across water I might as well be Jesus at this point come on look at this I can't I can't um it's giving you the runs I mean oh that's my poop I mean in a sense look it I'm faster than that bunny I could win any race this is fantastic Mayo Mayo Mart IAL Mayo Cola life's better with a Mayo why do I love that so much I want a t-shirt that says life's better with mayo even though I don't even eat mayo and fairy Prince thank you so much for being a member for three home ones we stand a mayonnaise Queen oh my gosh thank you I appreciate that so much Oops I did a little poop for you okay let's enter Mayo Mart what's going on here I'm like too fast how do I stop oh I can just like turn on Mayo turbo mode whenever I want okay perfect hello Morris welcome to Mayo Mart how are you doing I'm Morris Mayo customer satisfaction representative when you decide you want to become a Mayo member I'll be delighted to help make your transition a joyous experience thank you they have some of the Mayo bins oh my God wait everything's mayonnaise oh oh no mayo Mayo this mayonnaise is 7.50 this mayonnaise is on sale this is like why does it look this way like I know I wish I would stop pooping like why does this look this way it's kind of like with different noodles where you have like fettuccine and like gnocchi and stuff like this is the fettuccine Mayo this is the gnocchi Mayo this is the like Boba I don't even I don't even know what's going on JoJo diet low-fat beans in a sugar sauce okay it doesn't say mayonnaise or have any fun Mayo facts which is a little disappointing but it's okay I'll get over it and all all they sell is mayonnaise perfect unfortunately I have a genetic condition where I poop it out so I won't be requiring that but I appreciate it um I really was not expecting Mayo Mart which is actually kind of brick which is actually kind of bad because now we have a competitor for Hellman's Farm like that was a little rude of mayo representative Morris to do that to us but it's okay oh my God I love Mayo turbo mode look at me go oh this is so great I'm sorry but this is like my favorite stardew mod pack I've ever played before is the Mayo pack okay I'm zipping into Robin's oh my too fast too fast okay it says on my list go to Robin's buy something so I'm looking through groovy chair am I supposed to get like oh is this new oh wait okay spray can allows you to apply random textures you copy it this is too much math for my brain what does this mean everybody's screaming Paint Bucket paint okay okay I'll get a paint bucket it's kind of pretty it reminds me of like Neopets where you got the little paint buckets or whatever and that's the end of that thought so oh I left my mayonnaise by my poop okay I'm zipping home turbo Mayo mode oh my gosh put mayo before every word you talk oh what okay so your farm is finally producing Mayo isn't it like no like my butt's producing Mayo I haven't even I don't have anything on this Farm I just got it but sure you'll be needing this there is now a mug in my wallet excuse me this mug is special it won't take room in your inventory and will perhaps open the door to new experiences what was that about I really don't know what was that about wait so there's a mug in my wallet now how does what is the like physics the logistics of that wait wait okay wait uh uh I don't see a mug anywhere I think that guy's a liar I think he's a competing mayonnaise brand okay I don't know what to use the mug for but that's all right I don't know what this paint bucket is for either I think I might have seen this can I like oh my God stop with the pooping okay I'm going too fast right now how do I use this oh whoa [Music] oh oh Hellman's Farm is in business baby oh that's fantastic wait can I use it on other stuff can I make everything mayonnaise no oh that's upsetting wait I think I've used this mod before I don't remember I just vaguely remember okay so now we have a mayonnaise house I want to turn everything into mayonnaise but I feel limited and stifled but it's okay now it really is Mayo Manor oh my gosh you're right it's here stop with the pooping please sorry it's just distracting every time I have a thought my character's like where I don't know why that was the first sound that came into my head I don't know I don't know okay you need to get the other paint stuff okay what is the other paint stuff do even I don't know is that how I like put it on other stuff I would like every tree on this Farm to look like mayonnaise if possible it's my first stream of yours and I couldn't be more confused I really apologize Carly this is just I would like to say that this isn't normally what it's like but I think that that would be a blatant lie but thanks for being here it changes objects and animals and stuff ah oh oh frick no no no okay whatever it's fine I didn't want it anyway I poop mayonnaise why would I need wood yep math okay we made a chest which is good we can put our little paint bucket in there so if I can use this on like animals and other buildings I should start getting my ooh sippy have an idea we should start getting the chicken coop we should make the chicken coop mayonnaise Manor part two and then make the chickens out of mayonnaise you see my my my vision for this okay I think I'm gonna sell this mayonnaise I don't even know how much mayonnaise sells for hopefully enough for a chicken coop that was a loud sip oops sorry oh gosh I got another mayonnaise it's I'm producing so much do I even need a farm I should just have kids and like have them run around and poop mayonnaise everywhere and then just collect it after them okay okay we've cleared out a little bit of space oh oops didn't mean to do that all right this is looking fantastic I love this manner already I keep forgetting you can sell like that in the shipping bin where else can you sell I'm so confused oh like just tapping gotcha all right I'm gonna need to water my plants and I'm gonna need this maybe to defend myself I don't know I feel like there's a real chance I get kidnapped because this is like a blessing and a curse like I'm just pooping money at this point okay let's just go to bed and see how much money we made from our poop alone I'm just I'm curious I've gotta know okay okay 2 800 dollars from Simply pooping this is like the dream scenario okay we gotta poop more okay let's see got back from a fishing trip oh okay I have to get my fishing rod for sure and let me know if the music's too loud I like I always have it turned down a lot for me so I never really know what you're hearing I just like just let me know I will do that for you okay this is a real King Midas situation where the value of mayonnaise should be tanking due to the overabundance of Supply exactly but I think it's because I'm new here and nobody knows how much I poop you know okay I'm gonna turn on turbo mode because I'm sick of this I'm also seeing on my list yet chickens and horse which okay would have done anyway and then visit Harvey and Gus I love that that had to be put onto this list because it's a known fact that I never would have done that unless it was on this list okay visit Harvey 9am I have other things to do so it's fine it's our mayonnaise in the trash I kind of love mayonnaise Mark Mayo Mart even though it's my competitor my competition I kind of dig it you know I just love the vibe of it Mayo life's better with mayo like have you seen those Kirkland sweatshirts for the like Costco oh my God I'm pooping so much so like Kirkland Costco sweatshirts I kind of would rather have life's better with mayo instead of that you see my vision I think it's fantastic but anywho I'm gonna okay so basically I want a chicken I need to get a coop we need actually multiple chickens because this is this is our livelihood here Coop stardew I have to look this up every time because I just never know oh stress the music it's suddenly urging me okay wood Stone the poop is so distracting okay wooden Stone we can do okay wood let's just cut down some trees cut down some trees you need oil why luckily your poop economy makes it easier to get a coop a poop coop no that didn't really work no ignore that ignore that scratch that I didn't say that okay I know I just looked up how much I needed but I immediately forgot it because I was thinking about poop okay 300 wood good Lord that's a lot of wood I don't even have food can I eat the mayonnaise it says negative 12 energy I can't even eat my own poop okay no that makes sense that makes a lot of sense right there okay intense wood chopping music let's go are you allergic to Lewis I mean usually anyway but in this case unless he's Hellman's brand probably okay no poop poop is working for me okay never mind I'm glad eat it anyway eat it eat it eat it okay hold on I'll eat just for science ready okay one two three Down the Hatch let's go I'm throwing up is this what you wanted oh my God I was so close to death I wasn't even looking well now we're in a situation where I don't have food and I can't eat that let's go let's go find ah let's go find some leaks and stuff now that I'm turbo mode I don't even need anything I don't need anything wait this is all daffodils I haven't gone to the cinder Cinder sap yet so there's probably forage there oh my God if I can make it I'm gonna die out here trying to get food even though I poop food this is a cruel cruel reality okay I wonder if the uh like turbo Mayo boost works if I'm sluggish like can I still just run at the speed of light oh back road has two leaks we'll get that too uh I oh sorry I just did not notice that for a hot second what is this is this just a really large thing of mayo like what am I making a mayonnaise farm for if this is just a thing in the woods like what can I eat this what is this can I do oh climb I'm covered in me what what is going on wait am I oh I'm I am I'm getting energy this is fantastic oh my gosh wait what no no no no no no I'm about to dive in I'm diving in the mail I'm getting that energy forget the leaks forget the leaks this is the new no except that it's really annoying and finicky and it always throws me out just let me bathe in the Mayo please and KJ thank you so much for the gifted membership I really appreciate it that is too kind of you I will dive into the Mayo for you does anybody remember that Viner is that just me being weird I'm sorry I'm like sick and it's really hot and I'm playing a mayonnaise mod like I just it can't be it can't be contained you know wow okay never mind on the forageable front we just got oh we just got everything we needed from that jar of mayonnaise and I should have expected nothing less okay so this is just like a hot spring can I move this to my farm I want this on my farm I feel like it would be a good tourist attraction no I can't oh that's so disappointing dang it all right all right let's see do a Mayo Yoshi impression what the what's the difference between regular Yoshi and Mayo Yoshi oh shoot oh oh I turned I didn't turn off turbo mode no okay that's fine hello may I'm glad you've stopped by I've been meaning to talk to you is it because of my condition or conditions I'm pooping mayo and I have this like cloud of mayo I don't know why I'm confused heard a great deal about this new Mayo plan and I understand your farm produces Mayo like not yet but okay I'm doubtful it's part of a healthy lifestyle please look at yourself and if you have any questions about proper nutrition feel free to stop in at any time Harvey that's so rude what the heck okay fine I mean I have a couple questions actually I am pooping mayonnaise I should meet you I'm Harvey take a deep breath I'm taking deep breaths and every time I do I poop and I need help okay I feel like a little targeted by Harvey's Behavior I need a different song for the the vibe oh this is kind of a cute song oh I kind of love this song okay I don't know I never liked Harvey anyways yeah like I don't understand why he won't treat me like I feel like it's I probably need more help than anybody else in this town but it's fine okay I wanted chicken so bad I need to wait now we have the mayonnaise in the secret Woods or the the cinder sapwoods now that we have that big mayonnaise we can just cut down infinite trees so let's do that okay okay oh excuse me oh let me get this out of the way for you my liege I don't know why I've decided that this is like Yoba right here oh no oh oh no oh oh no no I hate it here it's fine Mayo poop is a blessing not a curse Harvey recognizes that you're right you're right I should be more grateful to have pooped mayonnaise it is a blessing okay create a Mayo shrine I should do that I mean I feel like our whole Farm is going to be a Mayo shrine but even still ah okay we have 176 wood only about a hundred more I wrote that event days before Mayo poop was written sorry about that oh my gosh thank you for being here JJ dumb JJ dub is actually one of the people who created these wonderful chaotic mods so thank you for making this because it's it it's making my day and my week and my month but yeah if you want to download these mods and experience them for yourselves which I would highly recommend because I don't know yeah join the Mayo cult I guess that we're making it's a lot of fun but I have them all in the description all of the ones that I have [Music] I haven't really seen them though so I don't know what is in store all I saw was the one that was linked in my Discord and everything else is a mystery to me so I don't want to miss anything if there's like a if there's anything that I need to do JJ you gotta let me know in your mod I see Elizabeth you're a genius a horse must be named mayonnaise oh my gosh we should we should name it mayonnaise that's a fantastic idea oh low on energy let me just uh hop into the giant mayonnaise ah perfect it's soothing thank you JJ dub also what the actual hell that's kind of that's kind of how I'm feeling but I love that kind of stuff like this is great and I'm swimming in mayonnaise could life be better no okay [Music] let's see I think that's enough energy I'm turning off turbo mode it's like two Turbo okay wait I'm too slow now [Music] okay this is great this is great I'm chopping the tree what I wouldn't give for a refreshing Mayo bath I know it's kind of like when you get sprayed by a skunk and then you have to bathe in tomato juice or whatever tomato sauce I don't know I've never been sprayed by a skunk but it's kind of like that except for any ailment like I don't know weak knees just bathing Mayo uh tonsils just bathing Mayo I don't know I can't think of anything right now it's okay though Leah just look away please okay we have enough wood now we need uh 100 Stone so let us go and get it what's your fave mod so far I'm a huge fan of uh turbo Mayo mode and also the one that makes me poop the Mayo it's like I hate it but I love it in a weird Twisted way you know oh gosh oh I got a geode all right do you know any cool Mayo facts oh my gosh no but I can look some up fun Mayo facts for kids I don't know that just seems like it would be a part of it okay wait I have to blow my nose I'm gonna like die out here because my allergies or whatever okay County Mayo facts for kids what what county are these still true in my County I don't know wait what oh it's a a real County in Ireland oh my gosh I was just in Ireland I should have gone to mayonnaise land dang it oh that is such a missed opportunity if I knew there was a county in Ireland called mayonnaise or whatever I would have gone like not even kidding this is such a sad day for all mayonnaise and joyers of the world [Music] okay and we got 25 rocks only stop it with the pooping if you're gonna poop at least get it better and catch it okay harness the Mayo poop I think with our mayonnaise poop we'll have enough money to get the chicken coop tomorrow [Music] otherwise we just need rocks oh no good thing I have a wild horseradish and I was prepared for this fool of a game okay 35 rocks we got a lot of rocks on this island look at this everybody this is such a good day except for people in Ireland what okay I still have to find fun mayonnaise facts I don't know how I ended up on that website that was not what I wanted okay okay I'm gonna try getting sluggish and then use turbo mode and see if I'm just like a normal speed okay this way this way okay oh I'm just turbo doesn't even matter it's such a weird sight I'm just gliding through my farm the power of mayonnaise compels me okay sell the mayonnaise sell the sap don't care about the sap so I don't even care about anything all I want is mayonnaise oops okay that was really scary for a second fun fact Barack Obama hates mayonnaise oh is that real Obama if you're watching this I'm so sorry I didn't know I didn't know you hated mayonnaise brick it's okay we'll live oh my God oh yes rain day Okay so we've gotta get the stable thing today we have so much money right now I'm so proud of us for this I wish I pooped mayonnaise in every other stardew file this is fantastic I should like make a mod that just makes me poop like Prismatic shards and then be like oh my gosh this is like I'm sorry it's a condition it's a real condition I'm really sorry I'm so embarrassed that you're watching this and then just like sell them and have infinite money in every file I'm sure nobody would suspect a thing because it's kind of like if somebody cheats in like a prismatic Shard it's like all right well that's not very cool but if I like poop it out I feel like that's better like you're you're you're kind of like the sleight of hand it's like in Monsters University misdirection the fact that I pooped it out makes it okay okay we almost have enough rocks there are about 700 calories per 100 grams oh these are chicken uh chicken what these are Mayo facts I'm so excited I wish I could read and mine at the same time but unfortunately I'm not that talented let's see uh do you prefer mayonnaise or Miracle Whip are those different I thought Miracle Whip was a kind of mayonnaise is it not is it like cheese uh what's that called easy cheese what's it called Frick it's like it's like the cheese the sprayable cheese is that Miracle Whip I don't know fun fact May was Spanish but the French won a literal battle against them stole the recipe and claimed they invented it oh classic French [Music] ah I feel like why is mayonnaise such a thing that you would you'd fight over it I don't know like is mayonnaise actually really good and I've been kind of sleeping on it oh my God my whole life sorry I just got a zift of Robin's real fast ah [Music] I wish I could oh I can turn it down a little by walking I don't like how fast I am I need to chill with the mayonnaise Turbo okay we've got our leaks huh Miracle Whip is different it's kind of like mayo oh ah I didn't know that I'm excited about this fact being in my Noggin okay instruct farm buildings let us build our very first chicken coop for our our mayonnaise Empire I kind of like the look of it here tell me if I'm crazy but I love that and then do I need anything else from you I don't really think so oh also I have to talk with Gus I forgot about Gus while we're heading to Gus's let's look at Mayo facts that are not related to Mayo County in Ireland no not Cinco de Mayo why mayonnaise facts frick oh Barack Obama hates mayonnaise as a Mayo fact oh that's so upsetting okay store-bought mayonnaise is a remedy for lice I did not know that huh Hellman started out as a popular condiment at a New York Deli run by Richard Hellman he made two versions and distinguished the two with a blue ribbon the Blue Ribbon version was in such demand that he bottled it and labeled it with the iconic Blue Ribbon label we know today that's beautiful that's a beautiful story it brought a tear to my eye I must say okay it's locked Frick oh I need a silo um you're so right okay uh the U.S consumes two million dollars worth of mayonnaise a year is that true who is out here eating mayonnaise that much I feel like I've had mayonnaise like so little in my lifetime who is carrying the weight honestly go to Saloon I've gotta wait till 12 but we'll get there let's get to the saloon we got to see Gus I want there to be mayonnaise in one of these little things but unfortunately that is just not my reality oh but I pooped one out which is just good enough all of us apparently I know two billion oh two billion dollars I didn't even think that that could be possible I really honestly who is eating mayonnaise let me just I'm gonna do a poll have you eaten mayonnaise in the past year yes or no I just want to get a base like what whether we think oh so sorry oh God no I just went upstairs doing science okay it's fine I just want to know like I don't I haven't so I just yes oh there's a cutscene okay on the count of three one hi there may two they're both gonna poop mayonnaise at the same time on three what are the two of you doing I heard a cup of mayo is good for you so a whole pint gotta be great right not in my bar take that nonsense somewhere else lay it down the logos let's go except also why it's just mayonnaise ah fine let's go to Haley's house maybe she'll join us okay why don't I get an invitation I literally am like a descendant of mayonnaise okay interesting do you sell mayonnaise no of course you hate mayonnaise what if I give Gus mayonnaise will he be upset oh goodness are you sure wait I've already given Gus mayonnaise I forgot never mind interesting the lore the lore here the mayonnaise lore is so thick like a pint of Hellman's gosh it's breaking me whoa turbo mode 67 of people have had mayonnaise in the past year in what form hold on I'm gonna take a dip real fast I love this thing I wish I had this in every stardew file oh my gosh the JoJo Cola machine sells mayonnaise wait it does hold on I must see [Music] Minnie's yeah uh wait there's no JoJo oh Jojo oh it's still it's Mayo Cola my bad my bad wait oh it's not duck mayonnaise wait no okay I was gonna say we could get pinky lemon and then I was like no we should we'd have to buy it from Mayo town mayoville what's it called Mayo Corporation Mayo Corporation it'll be a whole thing you know um let's see uh oh this is sad I'm so sorry Carol I'm so sorry the inventor of deviled eggs really said you know what these eggs need more eggs you're so right about that okay I kind of want a second coop is that just me that's feeling this way I feel like we can do it I just want a lot of chickens I also could probably like cheat in the money for this but I feel like with the amount of mayo I'm pooping like the velocity at which mayonnaise is exiting my body and the frequency I almost don't need to also for some reason my my animation canceling is broken right now so I would I would but I can't so I apologize oh spicy mayo with french fries from Five Guys is so good okay yeah I really like like garlic mayo and curly fries I you know if I still lived where I lived where I got that a lot I would probably have had Mayo in the past year you're so right I feel like I'm being a mayonnaise hater even though like mayonnaise is my livelihood in this file and I need to like flip sides I just can't believe like billions of dollars on mayonnaise mayonnaise is like three dollars for a bottle a bottle of mayonnaise I don't know but I need to believe okay I'm eating the mayonnaise Mayo poop velocity was not something I was prepared to think about today I think I need to lie down I'm so sorry I'm so sorry Stefan all right I'm the the good thing though is that we're doing a lot of things at the same time we're chopping the trees and then the exertion of having to chop down trees is causing me to poop mayonnaise so we're actually getting a lot done at once you know that's how it goes on Hellman Farm ah boom to be fair though the US is huge we spend billions on a lot of things that's that's true that's very true there's a lot of people in the US I feel like I forget about that uh oh no I left my poop behind okay what is your stream goal My Stream goal Susan is to I didn't make one but I'll make one now I would like to embody the the the [Music] I can't think sorry I was thinking about mayonnaise I would like to embody the principles and the the willpower and beauty of mayonnaise Grandpa and every day that I walk on Hellman farm and I would like to do all the mayonnaise related things that I can do that's essentially my goal But ultimately my goal in life is to just walk in the footsteps of mayonnaise Grandpa and be a bigger better person you know also build a Mayo Empire that Alicia you're so right yes that it's okay we're gonna have two chicken coops and we're gonna get a lot of chickens and then we're gonna make a lot of mayonnaise we're gonna make a Mayo Shrine and then we're gonna put the life of mayonnaise behind us we've actually gotten okay we've actually got a lot of wood we have 220. are you gonna collect all the flavors of mayo definitely for sure Bailey but the thing is is that the Mayo Corporation sells them all so I don't really have to do any of the hard work I can just kind of go buy them but they will be an important important part of our shrine did I miss something I blinked in your coop is already built wait it is did I miss something oh my God what oh well I literally am so confused but okay well well I want to try painting it I was not I was not expecting that at all but okay mayonnaise Coop mayonnaise Coop oop man face poop mayonnaise poop oh no I can't make a mayonnaise coop oh I hate it I hate it all oh and it was Wednesday and I could have gotten a chicken but I didn't know it's fine it's fine you know life goes on this is a lesson paint the hens when you have them I can paint them okay okay let's go to bed let's get some chickens and let's get level one mining in level two foraging and then let's freaking go you know paint the adult hens oh okay okay Robin here don't care I'm trying to look out for mayonnaise related mail but I don't think there is any but okay our one coop is done and I it was magical and I don't know how let me I'm gonna look up if Marty works on Thursday so I don't even waste my time because I feel like she only works on like Wednesdays and I missed it Tuesday raining slash Thursday oh my gosh she does work on Thursdays never mind I take that back that was really hateful for no reason I'm so excited okay paint your coop mayo colors at Robin's wait can I do that oh my gosh oh wait I might have to do that I didn't know you could paint buildings what I should do that I should do that but I don't think Robin works on Thursdays oh my gosh life is dreadfully slow oh hello Shane I wish I had something to give Shane I feel like we have to marry him a little bit I don't know why he just looks like mayonnaise it's like we're meant to be like he's a great great descendant of some mayonnaise actually that would probably be Grandpa and probably I shouldn't marry Shane so never mind I take it all back you didn't know you could do that it's been in the game for years I feel like a fool now okay I'll have to try I didn't even know there was a thing now I just feel foolish I like play this game all the time for a living and I just had no clue and what is Wizard thank you so much for the Super Chat Mayo indeed Mayo is a great thing it's a great great thing and I pooped it and I left it frick I didn't mean to make you feel foolish no no it's good I am foolish I just I just had no clue thank you for notifying me of this [Music] now it just makes me feel like I could have had like pretty houses or like different looking houses on every farm and instead I just had the boring one but it's okay from now on okay ah Arnie I love you for this okay 800 dollars okay white chicken what do we name the first chicken the first one that I see in the chat that has been repeated like three times I'll do that okay whip Mayo Mayo Mayo okay Mayo is not a very creative name all I'm seeing is mayo and whip okay I did say one that is repeated and every single person said Mayo so I feel like I just have to name it Mayo okay and the second chicken put in your your desires for a name while I try and get a brown chicken just in case that's different oh QP oh let's name it QP that's so cute p UPI okay and we can get one more chicken let me look through ketchup ketchup ketchup what okay we'll name it Ketchup we're gonna have more chickens so if you if your name did not get chosen don't fret we'll name more chickens in the very near future I did sell a lot of mayonnaise out my butt wait nope why I have enough for one more chicken Mayo Lewis eggy oh my gosh we have to name one egg Yi oh I love eggy I know a lot of people say eggy to like mock me but honestly I think that's like the funniest thing ever and for context I did like Shawnee do Sean do Shawnee do I don't know if you know you know but Shawnee do did a stream like last year at some point where it was like can you name what's wrong with these pictures or whatever and I did it with therm I think and then I was like super jet lagged and tired and I'm also just kind of not not the kind of person that would notice that stuff I guess and then for one of the pictures there was just an egg in the inventory like the inventory slots down here and I just like beeped in and I was like Aggie and it's now it's just a thing it's just a thing now but let's go see our chickens and I was told that you can only paint them when they're big big chickens but I'm gonna try and paint them as babies and then if it doesn't work we'll paint them later okay are the plants mayonnaise no they're just normal I don't even know why I'm watering these parsnips honestly okay you're right I can't paint them okay that's fine oh I needed a silo oh nuggets okay hold on let's go I need clay for that don't I oh uh oh it's all falling apart and there's this poop coming out no no hold on my priorities were so skewed we should have been getting a silo not a coop oh darn okay I don't even think Robin's here oh she is love that okay construct can I make a silo Stone clay copper bar oh my gosh you're so needy Robin goodness okay I also don't have anything for a coop oh this is a disaster I have 19 to my name okay and we can't even get the copper bar because the mine opens tomorrow so yes why is Charlie Mayo Sonic well you know it just happened that way it was it's genetic I can't just open the door for now oh that's true I don't even need to feed them who cares I'm not gonna be playing in the oh am I poop I'm probably not going to be playing into the winter anyway so it's fine it's fine here feed little ones grow oh they're so cute oh they're so cute look at them Munchen oh I love them I love them so much okay we just gotta get yeah I don't care anymore I'm just gonna let them eat the grass out here but I kind of want a second coop I don't really know why not for any reason at all I don't even know if I've done anything like everything I need to do oh I need a horse I've been told and we need to name it mayonnaise I forget who said that but that was a fantastic suggestion and then okay [Music] that is all we have we just need to make a little horse stable which is actually easier said than done because we need to get a steel ax so uh oh [Music] okay wood acquired oh I keep I need a magnet ring I keep dropping my poop and it's annoying I just want it to come to me okie doke it was Elizabeth yes Elizabeth The Mastermind thank you precisely we need a horse okay and I do know that the horse's mayonnaise themed I don't know anything though like I don't know if I'm gonna be getting all the cutscenes I oh I pooped a mayonnaise somewhere oh okay got it like I have no idea if if I've done everything or I won't know when I know you know I only have 15 rocks I should just buy them at this point oh my gosh there's a little fishing thing down here oh that's so precious I've never actually played on this Farm you got all the 1.0 cut scenes oh thank you JJ okay wait 1.0 does that mean there's more oh uh oh let me see uh I'm so scared I feel like there's so much mayonnaise Allure to be uncovered in this town [Music] I don't even know I'm stuck okay there's not even enough rocks for me to make another coop I think you need to collect all the different Mayo to make a shrine very true very true I do I can I'm just gonna go buy them from JoJo right now and we can start crafting our Shrine while we wait to get stuff in progress because we do we need a horse I'd like to get a second coop just because it makes it feel more like mayonnaise you know I don't know it's like the more chicken the more eggs the more mayonnaise it just it makes sense and then I forgot what I was doing right as I said it oh oh getting them huh I don't like that man I don't like that man I hate it so much with what money oh my God you're right I'm poor can I sell the Pierre no get out of my way okay whoa 22. a hundred okay that's definitely enough for some mayonnaise I would say and I don't even need forageables because I can just swim in the mayonnaise and we're fine I'm eating potatoes with mayonnaise oh I don't know what that means but I I'm happy for you okay we got all the mayonnaise types I love how stocked up Mayo Mart is they have everything we have all the Mayo types and we're gonna go make a shrine and it's gonna be fantastic oh potato salad oh my poop I do I like potato salad I like potato salad a lot that's like I didn't even realize there was mayonnaise in that really I feel like that's part of it is I don't even know what I'm consuming Mayo oh my gosh okay I'm gonna get extra wood for our signs and it's gonna be fantastic I love potatoes in general I do love potatoes I'm a big potato fan like every form I like the chips I like the fries I like the other things oh we should get pinky lemon you're so right fairy Prince okay we'll have to do that I'll do that tomorrow and Pinky lemon must play a role in this Mo in this mod shrine [Music] okay so I think our second chicken coop we could have our Mayo Shrine up here and it would be kind of beautiful in picturesque I haven't used that word in like 20 years my mouth was like what are you doing but okay this is a good place let me just get I don't need a silo so I'm just tossing that uh which of these reminds you of mayo more I don't know [Music] okay sorry I had to blow my nose because I'm sickly okay we'll choose oh oh no oh I I needed that okay that's fine we'll use just this one and it'll be special and I can't pronounce that name thank you so much for the Super Chat this weapon or wait does this mod have a Miracle Whip as a weapon I wish it did I don't actually know that it doesn't but I don't think so [Music] uh I have been told that there is Miracle Whip somewhere though I just don't know where there wasn't anything on my my list the list about that I'll have to probably look into it but we have the regular mayonnaise is the front and center Masterpiece of this place and then this one looks a little too similar to be next to it let's go void oh yes this is turning out fantastically and then we can do we can start going outward oh I'm trying to make a shrine and I keep pooping and it's so obnoxious no [Music] okay and then uh uh oh hold on I've done something very wrong okay oh no okay this is fine I'll just put that there see if I didn't have turbo mayonnaise mode I would have been very upset about that but look at this look at me look at me now okay so this is like the the outside of the shrine and then I don't know do we have a chest I feel like every chest needs like a shrine and maybe like two torches around it we'll have a chest two torches the chest will be mayonnaise flavored [Music] uh uh I think probably this one is best beautiful one of each type of mayonnaise I feel like we're summoning something I feel like we're summoning the large mayonnaise on our farm right now I don't know why it's concerning me we'll put a couple more a couple more torches oh no it's fine this works great we can put one behind this too so it's like illuminated [Music] oh this is beautiful it's beautiful I'm gonna put some torches around as well just because it's really dark on this Farm going there with the pooping okay there hidden a little bit one here oh we can put a sign out front of the chicken coop to show that they're making mayonnaise because it just feels necessary you know and then okay A little light for when Mayo Lewis ah give that back when Mayo Lewis comes to collect our stuff we don't want him to be lost we need him to know where everything is and I honestly think that this is going splendidly it's going great what is happening we're making a Mayo shrine on top of our Mayo farm for our Mayo Empire [Music] okay [Music] fantastic I don't know I have literally no I ooh parsnips I have literally no idea if I've seen all the Mayo cutscene lore things so if anybody knows it's uh inform me the interior of the farm is sadly lacking Mayo you're so right hi guys oh they can't eat because it's raining oh shoot that's okay they'll just hate me tomorrow they'll be fine they'll be fine um the mines are open if you need more stoned you're so right we definitely need to get more stuff for the next Coop we just need two coops you know like for some reason it's like one coop is like a normal boring stardew Farm but two coops is like whoa mayonnaise Manor alert are you trying to like start a Manny's Empire over here you know is that just me I don't know I just feel like if I walked onto someone's farm and they had two coops I'd be like geez like how much eggs do you need God so it just kind of makes sense okay Silo first I don't need a silo they'll be fine they're fine we're not playing to the winter it's fine oh no mayonnaise no eyes on it no mayonnaise no watchy okay Stone oh I was so happy about that stone I pooped a little bit I'm just gonna go and get every piece of stone because we need a hundred a hundred pieces of stone it's ridiculous okay about to make my mayonnaise colored cat watch with me is your cat blue or or no like what oh I get it like just the mayonnaise part I was like how is your cat blue and white what's going on with your cat that makes sense apologies okay this is much easier than going around the farm I love this you can always buy hay from Arnie that's true I probably should have but I didn't really have the brain cells because much like Lewis my head is full of mayonnaise okay okay calming I don't know why especially knowing where it's going the greater good it's just nice stream is making me feel like I need to eat mayonnaise today I don't know why like suddenly I'm craving potato salad I haven't craved that probably in years if ever I would just love to have a a nice potato salad I might just have to go get potato salad after this I'm not even kidding everybody always asks what my craving is when I'm doing streams that's my craving right now is potato salad which is very on brand for the stream we're doing oh wait this is so good we need these for the mayonnaise makers oh I'm so excited oh mayonnaise came out I don't know if that came out of the thing or if it came out of me but I was excited about it either way okay I'm eating potato salad I am so jealous of you I'm not even kidding I'm more of an egg salad person I've never had egg salad I feel like both of them have eggs in them but I guess egg isn't like The prominent thing in a potato salad it's the potatoes so that makes sense I'm gonna stop talking about that now how do so many of you have potato salad in your fridge or in your mouth I'm so jealous what the heck [Music] I don't even know where I where do where does one get potato salad like you can't just go online and like I don't know I feel like you can't find potato salad is that just me baby I can't let me know if I find the staircase the nut oh it's back here also another question I have about potatoes or no not potato salad mayonnaise another question I have about mayonnaise that I feel is very important is does mayonnaise expire because I'm pretty sure that my family had the same like squirty thing of mayonnaise throughout my whole middle and high school experience and I don't know I like does that go bad maybe that's why I'm so sick now I was poisoned I also have no energy which is annoying I need to take a dip in the mayonnaise hold on it very much does oh crud oh well I don't know maybe I shouldn't have eaten that then my bad it takes a while though okay that makes sense I just feel like we didn't use mayonnaise enough to like look at it and be like ah my poop to look at it and be like is this bad or is this okay I don't like how fast I go but I can't stop it I feel like I don't know I like the turbo mode but I want to go slower but I guess you can't control turbo mode you just go the way you go like Sonic can't control his speed he's just got gotta go fast gotta go faster faster that's Professor Sonic X this is why you think mayonnaise is actually blue no oh wait is it kicking me out because I keep moving if I just sit here will it let me I'm pooping I'm so happy it is okay I'm just the idiot all right perfect oh wait no okay that makes me feel better about myself okay I will never produce mayonnaise by myself anymore I'll buy it from Charlie Farley I should I should start like a a mayonnaise line that'll be like my First Merch item it's just Charlie's yummy yummy mayonnaise but it's not coming out of me I just make it to clarify it feels important that I clarify that okay okay we are we have energy we're ready to go no traveling cart wait I don't care oh my gosh this is so fast I'm air Lewis that was your first night in the old Cottage Grandpa used to complain about the rickety old bed it is very rickety oh he loves the mayonnaise that feels like cannibalism or something it just feels wrong like why does Mayor Lewis have mayonnaise for a head and why does my grandpa have mayonnaise for a head like am I only half mayonnaise man but they're both full like what at what point in the genetics do you just does your head just turn cylindrical and fill with mayonnaise I'd love to know if there's any biologists in chat oops let me know I'm a biologist and I don't know like mayonnaise isn't my specialty biology wise oh I didn't get the floor five that's okay I just want rocks anyway okay this is going great perhaps you need to grow into a Mayo head oh so it's like the more honor you bring to the farm and like the more mayonnaise you produce the more cylindrical your head becomes I kind of I can see that I can see that Mayo lubricates the brain folds for higher IQ I hate that I hate that but also it feels like you're insulting me by saying that I don't have Mayo brain like I have male brain I'm smart too my folds are lubricated thank you very much okay Dino die thank you just here for the Rocks mayola Mayo ologist exactly any mayoologists that are here can you just fill me in a little bit I'd love to know uh okay okay rocks rocks rocks I have a hundred and ten rocks but now I don't have any wood so my life is just a spiral and my life is a spiral like the the tub of mayonnaise no I I give up [Music] now I have this potato salad in my head you made me hungry I know I'm so hungry oh I just want potato salad can I just like potato salad near me oh my gosh it's an actual thing wait oh there's there's so little potato salad near me though dang it oh darn darn darni darn so distressing for me oops [Music] oh my gosh I got a message from JJ dub who's in the chat and is one of the people that made the mod that I mentioned before I said the modern team is watching from the background we're absolutely making more Mayo mods oh no she's egging ha us on with new ideas oh gosh I feel like I've created a monster but also a glorious glorious thing at the same time if more Mayo mods are made I definitely have to do a part two you know now that I know that Mayo Hellman's Farm is not going anywhere I will not be deleting it okay more Mayo mods are in the works let's go I know I feel like this is what I was made for this was my contribution not even like making the incredible mods just like giving stupid ideas and like spurring on the creativity and talent of others I'm so hyped can't believe there's a Mayo mod team out there I know love to the Mayo mod team I love I love this this is like my favorite this is such these are such good mods this is this is what starter's all about mayonnaise how have we not seen it that's why Eric Baroni won't let you drink the mayonnaise is because stardew Valley's essential plot point is that mayonnaise is everything you're not allowed to drink it you can't drink like I don't know any other important things because it is sacred it is to be respected and you can drink it in this mod but that's only because now we're genetically part mayonnaise so don't question that please are you mad at me you're sleeping okay that's good uh okay okay this is great I think we're doing really well on this Farm oh look at that level one farming Don't Mind If I Do and I got so much money like my poop is so profitable I love it oh and I got a I made so much money I got an achievement for it that's fantastic wait visit the beach oh that's the Willy thing I was like mayonnaise cut scene at the beach so exciting but no Clint go away just get out of my face all right hello good morning mayonnaise makers oh I'm sorry I'm sorry Mayo crew beloved little little mayo makers I that's the only thing I can think of okay so today we must make our second coop so we gotta get some wood we can go back down to the forest here oh there's some stuff here too it's gonna be great Jam City now to Mayo City Mayo city was all there ever was I'm gonna actually die I'm gonna drown in mayo and die I cannot believe that just happened okay [Music] this is great you should name your next chicken Jimmy I saw a lot of people saying Jimmy so maybe I just feel like at the end of the day the regular MCU like Marvel Cinematic Universe it's kind of fallen off like after end game it's just it wasn't what it once was we needed something to fill the hole and that thing is the mayonnaise content universe I pooped far away so this is like I could I couldn't be happier Charlie if you checked the poll it's up to 71 yes oh my gosh you mayonnaise fiends maybe I should be having more mayonnaise maybe my lifespan is lower because I'm not having as much mayonnaise like I literally don't think I've had mayonnaise in a year I I agree use Mayo to fill the crack in your heart exactly it's meant for it hey Mayo heals everything except my like gastric Mayo problem it won't heal that because that's just integrated into it but everything else slap some mayo on it and you're you're good to go mayonnaise Maniacs oh my gosh that's such a good club name foreign Maniac I am a self-proclaimed mayonnaise Maniac I just love mayonnaise Frick how did that Splash in the water it was on the land oh Eric Perroni explain yourself okay it's fine I love that I blame everything that happens to me and stardew on Eric Baroni and he's just oblivious like everything's something like a little bit annoying happens to me I'm like Eric Perroni I swear it's like he's not even controlling this this is just me oh my God okay we got it okay Coop time we need a second poop coop we'll do this and we can have like one on either side oh we can't that's that's awful we can have our second coop right here I think that that like looks nice it frames it nicely why did what did I achieve oh whoa uh [Music] why did I get an achievement I don't even know it's fine whatever that's fine with me oh paint the poop coops paint the poop coops thank you Davis let's paint the poop coops okay uh [Music] move [Music] how do I paint the poop coops I'm so confusion wait wait oh I pooped I'm happy how do I paint them [Music] oh they need to be upgraded all the way darn it okay that's that's fine that's fine except it's not actually and it's I might cry but it's fine oh dang darn darnie darn can we is there anything we can do I don't know [Music] oh I wish I could get a loan from the Mayo Corporation that would be so easy like I'm your mayonnaise focused I'm mayonnaise focused like let's just work together oh tomorrow is Mayo Lewis's birthday we've got to give him some mayonnaise for his birthday we just have to all right JJ said to get the paintbrush oh okay I will oh my poop sorry okay I feel like every time I'm like oh no I left my poop but it's genuinely shocking to me like that's I don't know like 300 on the ground I need it okay I'm getting a paintbrush there's a paintbrush next to the move icon is there okay let me see paintbrush paintbrush I don't see one I feel lied to but maybe I'm just blind and then wait is there paint brush allows you to copy a texture and apply it to other objects of the same type oh oh okay maybe this is what we want it all along hold on maybe we don't have to upgrade anything maybe we just needed to upgrade our minds okay and maybe the scissors sorry oh bro oh no no I think it is this maybe the scissors okay I'm okay we'll go back and get the scissors my bad [Music] okay let's see it's okay if I didn't have turbo mayonnaise I might be miffed but good for us I do [Music] uh scissors I don't understand the difference between these things I feel like I need to go to college just to use these tools but it's okay it's a major in like alternative texture or mod or whatever it is I think that's what it is I don't remember buy them all I don't know I think that these should work but I don't know oh oh it's done already I forgot that it like it's instant building do I have like cheats on or something oh my God I do I could have just gotten alone this whole time okay don't tell anybody don't tell anybody We're not gonna talk about it okay it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine we're fine I didn't know that wait the brush doesn't have a copy texture right click to copy texture right click click right click what I'm so confused wait okay how about if I scissor it scissors scissors I don't know what the scissors do I'm so stupid okay let's go get chickens I can't take it anymore cheats enabled I didn't know I just put whatever I was given into the mod folder but now the cheats are enabled I'm like should we just like get money we could just take a a loan out [Music] Mayo flavored amoxicillin would send all sickness away that's so disgusting oh my God I hate that I'm sorry but I hate that okay this Coop snotabella hate that name what do we name it instead come with the chicken names I need the chicken names whatever is the said three times by three different people will be the name Mayo Louis Bob Cobb the way that Bob com is just ingrained in the lore you Jimmy please oh yeah a lot of people are saying Jimmy okay the first chicken will be Jimmy the Boris oh my gosh our next chicken what will it be what will it be oh oh no okay it's Shoney I didn't mean to do that I'm so sorry it's okay next chicken Hollandaise that is an egg product oh my gosh Beetlejuice that's so like ominous Jamie but something speaks to me about it Beetlejuice okay oh you can rename Shoney okay true true I'll rename it when we get home one more chicken okay Mayo Lewis I've seen Mayo Lewis getting thrown around a lot let's let's make Nate let's name this one Mayo Lewis and I don't know if we can get one more no they're full okay perfect mayonnator I just saw that and I think that's fantastic I'm gonna go home and name the other chicken mayonnator because I love that aioli I can't I can't name a chicken aioli when that's my favorite thing because then that's choosing favorites and they all won't make eggs because they'll be upset with me oops I pooped but it's okay let's go oh look at this little guy oh kewpie's upset I think they're all mad oh we gotta let these guys out too wait wait wait wait don't go yet whoa why are these ones mayonnaise what the what Beetlejuice Jimmy okay okay mayonnator I don't know why these ones are all man easy and I don't know how to eh oh scissors scissors oh I can make them all mayonnaise oh my gosh this is so exciting guys they're all mayonnaise chickens now no way oh get back here you I have to like chase after them just to re-texture hey okay oh this is so great oh Minnie's chickens let's go that is fantastic and I hope I say this right aquio Moto thank you so much for getting a membership and welcome to springdom I appreciate it I'll drink this mayonnaise in your honor thank you okay now look at all the chickens we have look at all our little mayo makers I feel like now our next goal in life is to just have mayonnaise machines kind of everywhere and also I really want to freaking retexture the buildings to be blue but now that I know that cheats are on we can maybe I don't know they can magically get upgraded I don't I don't know can I the scissors don't work on the buildings I don't understand this paintbrush it's breaking me huh huh let's see I don't know what to do okay [Music] this is breaking my brain well let's just let's put our stuff away I have one Earth crystal ah I keep pooping things I know I keep saying it but it's alarming every time we have one Earth crystal we don't even have the recipe for the mayonnaise maker yet how do I mayonnaise maker stardew okay you get it at arming level two uh-huh yes farming level two I'm just gonna uh uh [Music] uh [Music] uh oh my God whoa farming level two what the heck I just pooped out farming level two that's crazy okay was that convincing okay I just don't want to farm guys I'm not a farmer I'm a mayonnaise maker how many times do I have to say it Mom it's not a phase okay we've got farming level two we have our mayonnaise maker we sell has Pokey shush we're getting so much money for just existing and pooping okay I think it's Lewis's birthday today maybe so we have to give him a mayonnaise we need wood Stone Hopper Earth crystal oh that's so much materials cheater cheater pumpkin eater you know what just because you said that I'm gonna go ahead and just uh do that oops I opened my mail it's me I'm mailing Eric brownie to inform him it's fine wait wait I need to poop mayonnaise come on wait well I'll just act normal oh I left some poop over here okay perfect I have to give this to Lewis okay we have to go give him a little bit of a gifty cheater cheater Mayo eater yeah you know what I am a Mayo eater sue me I have this I have the resolve or whatever the backbone of a green slime okay I'm a green slime what of it are you gonna be prejudiced against a green slime the those Little Cuties then do it why are there 999 Mayo makers I pooped them out I just can't control myself cheater cheater Mayo pooper very true to be fair I got the coops on my own I just don't want to make mayo makers I'm just gonna say I pooped them ready wait oh oh my gosh that just came out of me whoa that's so many to come out of me that's so weird mayor Lewis come out of your house and Caitlin thank you so much for getting a membership welcome to Springfield I really appreciate it that's some impressive bowels I know I've uh it's genetic what is happening I pooped out 999 mayonnaise machines I'm waiting for Mayo Lewis gotta give him a gift ah just 10 more minutes of Glorious waiting I pooped okay hello oh God happy birthday to you I kind of hate him I've been Mayo of Pelican town for over 20 years wow that's impressive I feel like that's the expiration time of mayonnaise too wait what if the mayonnaise in mayor Lewis's head expires what then like there's no Refrigeration in your skull correct how what does he die in like 20 years when his mayonnaise expires oh my God science has cheats on but Waits outside mayor Lewis's house for five minutes I have integrity I'll have you know okay uh oh mayonnaise okay so we're gonna put one here put one here we can put some it just like wherever they fit I feel like we could go back oh my gosh I don't know if you've seen my tour video where I toured my first ever stardew Farm but I made I had this invention mayonnaise fences it's gonna be a thing okay it's gonna be a thing so we have we're coming back around to that idea mayonnaise fences it's the next big thing people it really is they don't rot you don't ever have to replace them and they're functional they are you can put eggs in these all day long all year long and they will never go away they're your closest friends okay this is good this is going well I don't know what I want from this fence it's confusing even me uh I don't know can we have a Mayo cave oh my gosh yes absolutely okay this is just in case I don't know the crops want to go for a walk or something we'll put the mayonnaise makers in the cave too oh my gosh I'm pooping at such a high rate okay mail makers this music is all over the place okay we'll put these here there there there there there I wish I could put a chicken in here well now that I okay if I have cheats on I'm gonna decorate my little heart out you know let me see path I don't even like use cheats ever I don't know what's what oh this looks like mayonnaise no this looks like mayonnaise it looks like the eggs that mayonnaise comes from so I'm gonna use these okay okay oh this is great the floor is eggs so don't walk on it oops I pooped okay so we have to do we have that we need chickens we have to do some chickens in here what is this chicken statue why is it so long what's going on here what's happening with this I don't like it it's scaring me it's okay though we'll use it we'll use it we gotta get some chicken statue here chicken statue here oops I accidentally have a lot of them that's okay chicken here chicken here this is kind of cute you know I feel like that shouldn't look good but it does I'm a designing genius have you watched my Happy Home Videos you should know this about me I'm just good at designing it's my passion and my skill in life okay we'll have egg paths all around the farm Hellman's loves their eggs but you know what we love more is the texture while we're walking on them so we're gonna do this get out of the way mail Lewis it's your birthday so I can't disrespect you thank you okay I almost went off on Mayo Lewis on his birthday okay egg paths uh-huh I didn't watch The Happy Home mayonnaise or oh my God everything's mayonnaise I didn't watch The Happy Home Videos because of the lack of mayonnaise I wouldn't even actually The Happy Home Video I'm posting next has a very large section on eggs so you'll be you'll be glad to see it and then this little place has to be connected somehow so we'll put it right there oh this looks so much better than any other Farm I've ever made what the frick I'm so into this okay egg path [Music] and I hate to get out of here why you're making my farm ugly you made me poop like the little the squid from Nemo oh you made me ink I poop when I'm unhappy and look what you've done it's just sorry I can't imagine saying that to someone that just made me laugh just the thought of it in full seriousness I poop when I'm unhappy look what you've done okay so we got the egg paths and it's looking good I the more mayonnaise machines it feels like we need I don't know I said that in Yoda form but I did okay but this we gotta continue going around with the mayonnaise fence like so I guess for stylistic purposes we can get rid of the corners it just looks better no one there one there I'm so pleased with how this is going I hope I hope you're pleased too and also like if there's more Mayo mods in the future I need to have a lovely like I need a good Farm as if I returned and it was just like a garbage farm that would just be so sad it wouldn't even be worth it but I need a good mayonnaise Farm our foundation this is like unironically better decoration than I have on most of my Farms I feel which is embarrassing to say but it's just something about it ah I don't know I also feel like I need better decoration music yes this is exactly what I was thinking okay let's do this go up here oh yeah now I'm decorating let's go baby got this I can't put mayonnaise makers there so I ca I won't but I'll put them up here [Music] connecting all the way to this shrine okay you need to use your Mayo speed at the egg hunt and wreck Abigail's existence oh my God I need to try and get every egg I am the egg King don't even try and mess with me I will destroy you I need to do that you're so right okay we'll play we'll we'll play until the egg hunt because I feel like we've done all the other mayonnaise related things if if you know of other things that might be here let me know I should probably ask my friend I'm gonna do that actually let me see uh okay all right we have egged our farm up we've got mayonnaise Galore I kind of want to just like give myself a loan and increase our chicken coop size you know it's like like I don't know oh it's just foreign look at it I was gonna poop it out anyway I was gonna poop it out anyway it's fine okay now let's see what do we do what do we do it's 6 50 p.m so we have to wait to upgrade our coops the horse oh my God the horse you're so right this is actually fantastic because I did not want to wait to upgrade the ax and everything oh my gosh get out of here Cloud country okay the horse the horse I need hardwood oh my gosh I'm running in circles okay horse stardew of course stable that's what I meant The Vessel for the horse and a hundred hardwood the five iron bars if I pooped out a hundred hardwood and five iron bars right now that'd be nuts okay iron bars up oh let me have okay hold on okay oh my God whoa that was crazy okay iron bars Hardwood [Music] all right in the works in the works okay oh my gosh the hardwood too it's like mayonnaise Grandpa wanted us to have the stable this is wow like I'm like shedding its ear a little bit thank you Grandpa I think about you every day the chance is crazy pooping habits I know I need a more regular like meal schedule for certain but this worked out really well for us the evidence uh uh some mayo Miracle it really is oops so is that oh wait I needed those paths darn it okay hold on I'm like really excited though because I get to decorate my my house like an egg or no like mayonnaise and it's so cute looking like I would have hated to not have a lovely mayonnaise house my mayonnaise Manor actually looks cool who would have thunk okay uh-huh uh-huh oh it looks so good oh my God it looks so good I'm sorry I'm geeking out a little bit I just love it okay also something I've never been able to use is lamps which one looks most like an egg I feel like this looks like an egg I'm going to use these or no that's an indoor thing never mind I'll use this one it looks also kind of egg-like oh my God Hellman's Farm is oh Hellman's Farm is popping off okay we'll put these lights here I'm actually so excited about this design look how pretty it is it's like daytime out here I've never had lamps on my farm cry it's great okay and here and there and perhaps here oh gosh this is great I poop when I'm happy and look at that I just arrived what is going on we're making helmet we're living on Hellman's farm and Hellman's Farm is being beautified at the moment we're adding some lighting okay and then and then we're gonna go to bed we're gonna get a horse stable and yeah there's a lot of stuff going on I don't even know oh my gosh it's so bright I love it I'm actually kind of in love with this Farm is that just me or am I just like I don't know I'm too mayonnaise though okay I put this here let's ago it is Sunday we gave mayor Lewis Mayo Lewis sorry some mayonnaise for his birthday it's gonna be great so the end sorry thoughts uh oh oh Demetrius hello hi may I have some good news for you uh blah blah blah blah blah cave cave cave I'm just gonna go ahead and choose the bats because fruits look like mayonnaise uh uh I meant eggs but that works too oh Armani's chickens or mayonnaise chickens wait our mayonnaise chickens are fully grown hello preciouses oh my gosh they're so big I'm so excited wait do they have eggs oh guys oh my gosh this is such a momentous moment our first eggs and with these eggs our first mayonnaise that is not come out of my butt oh my gosh fantastic okay we've got it all kind of unlocked so now we need to go get the stable I feel like this would be kind of a cute place for the stable here we'll get the stable upgrade the coops probably as well because I really want to make those mayonnaise colored I'm a little disappointed that they're not but let's go check in with Robin and see what we can do you could increase your inventory also fine fine uh oh my gosh I don't cheat this is so foreign yeah I don't know why that was on I didn't what is this keg bass machine oh okay like I said I literally just opened it but wait this is where is the huh I don't even know how to add inventory slots I feel so dumb oh wait is that it inventory size okay okay I got it we got there eventually team okay if Charlie poops out Mayo does that make her a Mayo chicken as well that's an interesting question because the Mayo the Mayo chickens only poop out the eggs that make the Mayo but I poop out the Mayo so does that mean I'm pooping out chicken no how does that I don't know I don't know how that works okay we're moving on we're moving on Charlie have you been sleeping recently that's a fantastic question Milo thank you for asking it no not at all [Music] and I don't know why and now I'm sick again and I don't know why but it's okay oh I pooped okay I need to go upgrade my things and she's not open till nine I can't change the time Charlie you're the mail machine oh my gosh I'm the Mayo machine oh my gosh that's incredible I'm the Mayo machine I should have dressed in brown I should have been like oh this is well I guess I'm also mayonnaise I I suppose you are what you eat you are what you love mayonnaise okay to upgrade how do I even instruct farm buildings oh big Coop okay 400 wood 150 Stone I'm sorry please don't think any differently of me just because I don't want to get all of this myself like you know I have the ability to I'm just it's mayonnaise it's all about mayonnaise it's not about getting materials okay we need the mayonnaise right now okay construct Farm building big Coop build big coop okay and I don't know how this works I've never used the instant build does that mean that I can just do it again oh I'm I'm poor again hold on another loan from the Mayo Corporation has come through and we will do construct big Coop oh it does mean that incorrect building type what hello oh oops oh that's the full upgrade okay hold on I need I need to be okay luau Festival works okay so how do I paint the thing oh now there's a paintbrush let's make it mayonnaise mayonnaise I didn't even know you could do this oh my gosh why did nobody tell me this is incredible okay can I only eh oh wow wait I'm so confused how do you can I change the red too or no oh I can't okay amazing okay I needed to be I need this part to be white how can I make it white can I not make it white what the heck there's no white oh okay they'll have to be like Dino mayo or something let's make it green oh my God who put me in charge okay dinosaur mayonnaise I kind of forget the color of the lid it's like orangey right okay it's like tan so we're gonna do this oh it looks a little poopy but that's okay like that's the perfect color yeah yeah yeah yeah and then the trim also oh it's a dinosaur mayonnaise house Barn Coop okay and then we'll do a void mayonnaise one too yeah okay this one's dinosaur Mayo yeah cause my oh my gosh it works so well because my house is regular Mayo that Coupes dinosaur mail then we're gonna have void mayo and duck Mayo looks kind of the same so we don't care about the duck Mayo but this is going fantastically I just need more wood and money it's okay this is all alone I'll pay it back one day I hope oops and then money I don't remember how much okay construct farm buildings big coop all right now we have to paint that one like void mayonnaise so selective building to paint oh wait it's not big yet oh come on now Robin Deluxe Coupe I'm gonna lose my mind I pooped because I was angry okay one two build hydrate or diedrate I have been hydrating a little bit I drank a whole cup of tea which is pretty good and then we'll paint the coop over here to look like void mayonnaise but okay so the thing is is that void mayonnaise is like red lid red polka dots and then black uh inside so I feel like we should do the building as the Black so this is actually kind of void mayonnaise do we agree with this [Music] I too am an emotional pooper you poop in every emotional state I poop all the time Davis okay we've seen it all right yes we do okay this looks great that's the void Mayo one this is beautiful I'm in love I actually love this so much is there anything else we need I don't think so oh oh the stable disable I'm I'm so dumb I was like I know there's something okay stable [Music] stable I'm I need money again Mayo Corporation [Music] okay you know I started off the stream by saying that the Mayo Corporation was our rival but I think actually they're just they just want all Mayo enjoyers to live a good life they just want to support everyone that oh my god did you see that [Music] but they've given me so many loans I am so grateful to the Mayo Corporation thank you so much for your undying support can I not paint the stable oh my goodness I feel like I could paint the stable and then I did it and now I can't dang it wait maybe if I do a paint thing on an unrelated yes okay okay what should the what should the horse stable be what kind of mayonnaise I guess this could be the duck one but the duck one's just kind of boring like I don't know the the [Music] it's kind of like [Music] there's no white so this is very difficult uh it's kind of like that I don't really know yeah everybody's saying documento duck Mayo stardew it's it's like white but I can't make it white or I guess it is a little bit like this on the left side so that's fine and then the roof this trim I think it's the same color as this one yeah yeah yeah yeah oh that's it that's it oh it looks so good guys I'm obsessed with this Farm I'm obsessed with mayonnaise Manor I'm not even kidding okay [Music] drink water I have drink water what the heck does it sound like I haven't been drinking water foreign [Music] I've been secretly drinking water this whole time I just drank more okay let's go look at our our farm now oh I pooped wait I left it behind okay oh my gosh could it be better it really couldn't be actually maybe if I just add a couple more grass decorating a farm is substantially more fun when you don't have to try and get all the materials yourself I'm just gonna say it like this is great I'll just fill in this area with grass I feel like that would be so lovely I am obsessed and I saw it okay so this is like the chicken feeding area and it looks great is is there anything else to do oh this is our our first created mayonnaise we'll sell it oop oh yeah we have to ride our little our mayonnaise stallion let's go oh what do we name the horse okay guys what do we name the horse we could name it Mayo Corp I'm kind of partial to naming it Mayo Corp in honor of the corporation that's made all this possible and given us like a million loans you know oh mayonnaise I forgot okay we have to name it mayonnaise that's actually such a good name I cannot believe the genius thank you Elizabeth uh just us mayonnaise and all our mayonnaise chickens could life be better I don't think it could be oh my gosh oops I love it here this is my favorite Farm I love it so much this is just this is great I'm riding me oh oh no it's Mayo Lewis I hate this but I kind of I'm intrigued I can't look away like look at how cylindrical that head is I can't believe it okay what an eyesore I agree I cannot be in this cutscene any longer oh and with this ride on mayonnaise we have pretty much accomplished everything in terms of farm decoration now the last thing for us to do is to head to the egg hunt get to that day and Destroy Abigail with our turbo mayonnaise power and oh my God the mayonnaise Turbo with the horse this is incredible oh my gosh I can't even believe it I'm blessed I actually love this and why am I obsessed with this mayonnaise thing okay we're gonna go to bed and we're gonna sleep until the egg hunt and we're gonna see how we do if we get anything less than every single egg I'll probably cry we need to meow Nas for the cat oh my gosh this is fantastic oh I'm somebody somebody said I need or wait what is going on okay meowones for the cat is actually a great name but my friend did say that I need to get the pet oh oh today's the festival I almost slept past it what a bad idea that would have been okay so we actually have to get a pet too okay I didn't know that oh I'm nervous guys I'm nervous I'm actually genuinely nervous um hold on before we go I just need to do egg Festival stardew map I feel like we have to just like study for a second because I legitimately don't know the best egg Festival route that I've found wait no uh okay so this one has every single egg in it oh I can't even hold on let me show it to you I'll save the image we need to have like very serious music on for when we do this as well we'll have to do it but right now I need to see I need you to see this do you see this I think you do so this is the map of all of the eggs in the egg Festival right here okay so I'm I'm trying to like route this in my brain and I don't really know what the best way to do this is okay maybe if we start like we do just the normal route and we go up like one two three kind of how it shows here get every single one of those eggs oh and they do like a funky route they do like eight nine ten eleven twelve oh this is gonna be so hard one in the truck one behind there's Louis's house one below oh this is gonna be really difficult okay okay egg hunt stardew map I'm gonna open it up on my laptop my my dual monitor that I definitely have and then I'm just gonna go for it you know if it goes bad it goes bad and that's that but I Believe in Us okay I'm really nervous I'm actually genuinely so nervous but it's okay let's let's make some mayonnaise just to calm the nerves and all of our mayonnaise chickens are grown that's so fun I'm so excited about that actually okay eggs from there it's from here so many eggs so much mayonnaise this is great oh left one Speedy egg on you got this oh I'm so scared it's okay though let's put all our eggs in here get those going oh okay I'm gonna drink this a mayonnaise for good luck good luck I don't know why I said look ignore that I'm really nervous but I just gotta like Speedy I hope this doesn't like hurt your eyes while I'm doing this whoa it kind of looks like a mayonnaise donut do you see that mayonnaise donut mayonnaise donut sorry I'm really nervous okay we just gotta go we just gotta oh we just gotta go it's at nine I have like an hour and a half to prepare myself I can't I can't I need the route open okay dip into the mayonnaise pot for good luck oh my gosh you're so right wait can I I don't know how this works can I warp there isn't there like a warp thing Wharf locations let's go to marnie's Ranch okay okay a dip in the gigantic mayonnaise pot just for good luck just for good luck let's climb on in okay you know this was a good idea this calms my nerves it really does soothe me I think we can do it I think we can do it let's make Abigail regret like and you're ever looking at an egg just let's make her regret eating mayonnaise ever eating an egg ever looking at an egg Abigail deserves this so let's do it and let if you hate Abigail then you're probably already familiar with my hatred of Abigail but if you love Abigail I'm really sorry and you know I'm sure she's a great person but it's just that she beats me in the egg hunt and it really gets on my nerves so I hope you don't take it personally but I just want to like run her into the ground and Destroy her you know it feels like my whole life has led up to this moment and I'm so nervous about it okay just go just go you have mayoba's blessing mayoba oh my God mayoba is that you this is mayoba oh no this one I need to keep it in my heart as I proceed I'm so scared okay let's just go let's just go I gotta okay I'm sorry everybody I've gotta open the other tab with my map so I'm not going to be able to see your feedback I have like the Jitters I'm so scared okay let's go I wonder if there's any mayonnaise stuff no that's too bad oh hello Mayo Lewis okay it's Gotta Be the the KK Ryder song I Feel go KK Ryder okay okay okay let's start here we go okay I'm nervous I'm so nervous look at all these chumps I'm about to blow you out of the water with my Turbo mayonnaise Powers you don't even know you don't even know what's about to happen okay is everyone ready yes wait no okay oh no it doesn't work who did this who knew I am so upset well now I still just have to win otherwise it's just embarrassing for us all all I was so excited I was gonna get all 26 eggs and look at me now I'm just a sad little mayonnaise pooping loser that's okay Abigail I'm still gonna rub these eggs in your face okay egg is there an egg here egg okay I'm following the route still and actually this is quite a great route I just got 14 eggs without even like trying practically oh my gosh you definitely look like you're going fast laughs at least I looked cool oh my God all right shut up Lewis no one wants to hear your jokes and now the winner of this year's egg hunt I'm the egg Queen yes it's okay I still stomped Abigail here's my prize thank you so much thank you this means a lot to me wait is this the lid for my head hold on did I just like transcend I gained a little bit of wisdom I need like a blue hat can I have a blue hat as the lid from what does this have what the heck I want a lid otherwise my mayonnaise will spill out I don't know the blue cowboy hat looks the most blue but it's not like a lid is it a lid I don't know [Music] I don't know if this is a lid I don't know if this counts but it's okay anyway your farm looks like it's daylight it scared me I think it is daylight or is it actually night oh my God it's actually nice my farm is just illuminated it's a weird lid I was thinking of the trash can hat but it's not blue and I don't know if I can dye it can I diet foreign hats is that a thing you can do in this game I literally don't know can you die hat stardew I don't know I'll try so now we just have to dye our hat and get our cat and that rhymes bars we need the turbo to be off I don't know if when you get your cat one of these days okay let's go I want a cat so bad I want a mayonnaise cat meow Nays we're gonna name it meowness and it's gonna make my life incredible let's go let's go let's go cat time where's the cat am I missing something I don't even remember when you get a cat but in the meantime I kind of wanna let's see can we can we cheat Hearts is that a thing we can do I hate that I'm cheating but I also just love it because it's convenient so we're gonna make ourselves very good friends with Emily and then let's see can we I'm just doing this for research purposes I want to see if we can actually dye these hats otherwise this is just useless to us oh we'll go here and then I don't know we'll make it like 11. who knows I just pooped five mayonnaise wait that just gave me the most ludicrous idea I want to try skipping ahead in time and just pooping like a million mayonnaise like if I skip a year does that just make me like absolutely turbo boost mayonnaise out my butthole I need to try it must be done okay Emily can I like use your machine please I guess I have to talk to you first probably that makes sense oh no she comes like it's in the mail or she like comes to the farm I remember so we should probably go to bed all right this is gonna be great you can't find cloth and then she'll let you oh crud you have to have earned a thousand gold from your shipping bed and Marty will come on a sunny Wednesday or Friday oh hopefully it's sunny tomorrow it should be fine we've earned a lot of gold from our mayonnaise so oh you need your first cloth that's convenient because I actually just poofed one out this morning okay let's see that's the that's the Mayo mayoba this is mayoba so we actually need to put this we should put this in a very special place in the shrine oh no mayoba okay hold on how do I May Yoba you stay there we're gonna throw this one away icky icky regular mayonnaise this one oh no this is just a mess okay now mayoba you go in here perfect okay now let's go to bed and see if we get the cat it must have been raining last Friday then because we've definitely made enough money but we will see it's okay thank you hello may you see this cat here I do I found it sitting outside the entrance to your farm I think it's a stray or a little thing heard that before let's see I'll adopt this cat we will name it meow Nays mayonnaise is the name well little meowness you'd be a good kitty now Mac you're just in time for us getting a cat we're camping right now so I can't hang out I hope you're having a fun stream just wait until you see it it's quite an adventure but I hope you have a good time camping I'm Meg good morning hello can I use your machine now I believe so all right meowness is there anything special about this cat uh I'm seeing that this cat is not what it's supposed to be oh crud why maybe if we use a paint bucket on it do we have to paint bucket it bucket no oh that was the floor I used to use shears or something whatever one of them works on animals and I'm gonna find which one gosh darn it uh-huh oh my God stop what [Music] oh the way it's it's lying on its oh my God Marty this isn't a cat this is like a piece of poop that was just laying in the Town Square what what why is it jump bouncing like this I absolutely adore when this thing is laying on its side do it again do it again oh yes meowness yes this is this is this is fantastic it does bring up some very troubling questions though like am I pooping out cats I don't know that that was just the icing on top oh cutie hello mayonnaise oh cutie oh he's cute okay that was that's my favorite that's my favorite that's my favorite ever I can't believe that just happened I am honestly I'm at a loss for words nature is so pure you're right okay I don't care about the bird Emily well I think that's everything I believe uh my poop I think the final thing I just need a lid because I feel like through these 17 days of stardew I have gained so much knowledge and wisdom I've grown so much as a person and I think I'm ready for my cylindrical mayonnaise head Emily hush okay let us see can we oh this is the Taylor thing this is uh I hate doing this wait I don't know I this song is like these are all like such weird songs I need like something lovely oh this is momentous okay so I have a green thing I have an orange thing I need like an apple what is this blue okay I need like a blueberry blueberry okay can we do this now oh there's more colors oh my God I hate this okay what is purple super cucumber yellow regular cucumber okay [Music] oh no it only dyes my pants and it took my products oh my God [Music] this is so disappointing [Music] okay that's okay does this look like a lid anyway a little bit I don't know I just wanted it to be blue you know let's see let's go back to the farm for our final moments um do any of these hats look like Lids to you if they do like shout me out let me know because I feel like this one's most lid like but I can't make it blue which is like breaking my heart maybe this official cap otherwise this cowboy hat might be our best bet we'll try them all on [Music] oh that looks kind of like a lid that looks like a lid too that looks like a fancy lid okay we'll do this we'll do this now it's like I'm a fresh pot of helmet you know look at us we are so like put together this is like the best farm I have I swear the cool cap you like that better I just feel like this one looks more lid like it's like that's the bottom oh my gosh but anyways this is our mayonnaise Farm we've got mayonnaise our lovely horse we have uh freaking meows jar of mayonnaise that's just rolling around a bunch of mayonnaise chickens that apparently hate us and it turned out splendidly I love this Farm I love everything about it I love mayonnaise now I've been converted who cares about allergies I'm gonna like chug mayonnaise after this stream but oh get crystal shoes for more white so true nobody will ever notice oh that's the pants okay but yeah thank you guys so much for hanging out with me I had literally so much fun today is this gonna be a series if there are more mayonnaise mods made we will return to mayonnaise Manor and Hellman's farm and you can mark my worms on that what this is all we have for a day oh wait there's one last thing we have to fast forward a year this may break the game but it just needs to be done okay [Music] thank you for reminding me okay let's do it [Music] okay time year four [Music] nothing nothing are you kidding me okay hold on foreign [Music] summer [Music] just one just one measly mayonnaise for that change of seasons oh this is ridiculous okay hold on time 6 A.M [Music] it came out so oh my God it's just the time oh my gosh ready oh wow that really comes out in waves well anyway thank you guys again for hanging out that this was literally so much fun I had so much fun doing this stream I'm really excited to see what other cursed mayonnaise mods come out because honestly I didn't even expect to love this as much as I did but thank you to everybody who made the mods thank you for hanging out with me I did a little poop as a goodbye and yeah I will see you guys in the next stream goodbye foreign

Channel: CharlieBarley

Views: 32,406

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Id: 6jeS9cQdKVU

Length: 153min 22sec (9202 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 09 2023