Hello everyone!
Welcome welcome, my name’s Shreklie and welcome to my swamp. For today’s video, I decided to play Stardew
Valley but as Shrek the ogre I feel like I’m most qualified to do this
because Shrek and I are really close in real life
I mean— I don’t wanna start rumors, but things are
a bit serious I spent CHRISTMAS at the swamp this year
Just sayin’ But today, I will not stop playing Stardew
Valley until I become SHREK How does one do this?
You may ask VERY SIMPLE By achieving THESE goals
Number one Get my donkeh, a.k.a the horse stable
Because without my loyal side kick I am nothing but…
An onion man Number two
Marry Penny, basically Fiona, we can pretend Just let it go And finally end off my journey with a juicy
stack of waffles that are definitely not pancakes and a nice eyeball martini Alright, without further ado, let’s get
right into it First order of business, let’s plant our
parsnips because we really, really need to start getting some money if we’re gonna
marry Penny a.k.a. Fiona
I’m gonna call her Fiona from now on, you know who I’m talking about But yes, that’s probably gonna be the hardest
thing for us to do in this run What is THAT
Hello?? Oh my god, is this the outhouse? *gasp*
I’m going to the bathroom! This is… bigger on the inside, it’s like
the TARDIS Hold on, hold on, hold on Some…
BODY ONCE TOLD ME That was the stupidest thing I’ve ever done Okay, so along with the goals that I had mentioned
in the beginning of this video, I have some smaller sub-goals that I would like to accomplish My first one being I need to go get some spring
onions because, if you don’t know, onions are like ogres because ogres have layers So thus I must eat… myself It’s not cannibalism, don’t think about
it *gasp*
TWO JUICY OGRES IN THE GROUND Oh my gosh, there is a large amount of spring
onions and I think it’s because we’re Shrek today And now that I’m in the Shrek mindset, I
have an issue with Eric Barone Why didn’t you put onions in this game???
What the heck!?? I don’t know how many layers spring onions
have, but it’s definitely less than a regular onion Okay, I’m also gonna be collecting these
dandelions because they’re an okay gift that we can give to Penny before we get too
deep in the mines and get some EMERALDS for her because that’s what she really loves,
but… I do not have access to those And oh my gosh, emeralds are green…
JUST LIKE ME Maybe we were meant to be all along?
Maybe Penny really is Fiona??? Okay besides Penny, our other goal is going
to be to get the stable and we need 10,000 gollars as well as 100 hardwood and 6 iron
bars so we really need to prioritize upgrading our axe and getting into the mines and getting
some money So basically everything
Every part of the game we need to prioritize FIONA!!
Aye… Hark??
I don’t know What does Shrek say to Fiona?
Here, have this. Alright, we’re good
We’re making some swift moves Its been a really long time since I watched
Shrek, I probably should have watched Shrek before I did this just so I would have more
THINGS to say That’s my bad, that’s on me
Okay, we have a good amount of energy I’m actually gonna go to the beach and do
some clay farming because that’s a pretty solid way to get money pretty early in the
game And like I said, we definitely need some money
so let’s just do that real quick OH CRUD
Okay, ignore Ignore So there and then eH, eh…
I’m amazing?? Once again
I forget how many to go… You go one, two, three—
Umm… *ogre frustration*
Should I have gone here— You know what, I don’t care anymore
I have ten clay and that’s just enough for me Day two in my life as an ogre and GOD does
it feel great What is this, just got—
Oh WILLY We can get our fishing rod today!
Do ogres fish, I feel like Shrek never fished… Or wait, he DID
He did the thing where he killed the fish and they floated to the surface
Wasn’t that a thing? Did I imagine that???
That was DEFINITELY a thing Okay, crops: watered
LET’S GO Good morning, sweet Fiona
I love you You’re amazing Okay
BACK TO THE CLAY FARMING GRIND Let’s see if I can get more than three pieces
today, wouldn’t THAT be crazy?? I’m out of my trance, I hate this YES
Okay, success ungh un unnngh Oh my god it’s actually working? Hello??
Okay
so we do it once… Two, three, four, five, SIX TIMES
So one more time ungh un… uNGH I hate my LIFE
WHAT?!?? No I love my life, I’m an OGRE in this life
How could I hate my life? Continuing on!! And then I go to the tops of them, correct?
Oh my god I’m so GOOD I’m actually just using Joetg’s guide
on how to do clay farming so if you wanna know how to do this, definitely go check that
out— FRICK I hate it uGhhGH *Five Minutes Later* I’m bad, I messed it up but that’s okay
because we got 105 pieces of clay and that is gonna be so much money, I can’t even
express to you Look at this juicy stack of clay, let’s
toss that in the shipping bin— alright
And go to bed Goodnight! Okay PERFECT
It’s day 3 so it’s raining today and now I can do one of my other sub-quests which
is to find Fiona’s father— The frog king, if you’re not familiar I feel like this is very important, if I wanna
gain Fiona’s favor… i.e. Penny’s favor I need to find her father…
Just to say I did, I guess I can’t really show him to her or anything,
but you know… The thought’s there OH!!
MY LIEGE!!! That was so easy
BEAUTIFUL. Task complete So majestic as he bounded away into the outhouse *gasp*
Oh my god, PERFECT Buying one seaweed at three times the market
value I don’t even need the money I just need
your LOVE Okay, let’s fish up a piece of seaweed for
her just real fast and then we’ll go back to the clay farming
Get some more moneyyy It’s ALL coming together! Amazing.
Absolutely amazing. Hello?
Oh… Beautiful Here is your seaweed Here’s your payment—
Oh… thank you You’re too kind, you didn’t have to
REALLY Okay. Back to the grind There’s absolutely nothing wrong with this,
this is not cannibalism, don’t worry about it Okay, we’re finishing off the day with 133
clay That’s pretty good!
And also a sardine… Don’t forget about the sardine Are we perhaps at one heart with Penny—
Oh my god we ARE??? Fiona, I will marry you yet I actually really wasn’t expecting that
honestly, this is fantastic news Okay, it is day 5 which—
OH MY GOD IT’S PUSS *gasp* Hello Shreklie, you see this cat—
I DO!! That’s my best friend, Puss in Boots!!! Antonio Banderas!
This is the greatest day in my life I would love to adopt this cat…
Puss… Why are you doing—
Oh it’s because of the auto hotkey Okay okay
Hold on, hold on… Ohh I’m so confused I’m not even kidding you its been like 20
minutes and I cannot figure out how to turn the script off sooo
You know what? It’s just gonna be Puss. Puss in Boots! Okay, today just so happens to be the day
that the mine opens and we really, really need to get started on that so I’m just
gonna very quickly gather some wood to make a chest and then put a bunch of my stuff in
it and then head over there OKAY
We are in the mines I have my rusty sword, I have a BUNCH of food This can’t… go wrong
Right? Now one thing I especially wanna focus on
is collecting enough copper to upgrade our axe because I DO have the amount of money
that’s needed, but I just need the copper bars And we should be good! A geode!!
Ogres first geodeee You know, now that I’m thinking about it…
I feel like canonically Vincent fits really well for the kid that goes “do the roar” DO THE ROAR Like he just seems like the kind of person
that would say that, you know? Who else would be in the Shrek universe…
I guess… Sam would probably be Arty, right? That makes sense to me…
I think Mayor Lewis would be Fiona’s dad even though that doesn’t make any sense… Why do I kinda feel like Pam would be the
fairy godmother from Shrek 2? It just fits in my head for some reason I don’t know if anybody else has seen that
extra Shrek thing— It’s called “Far Far Away Idol” and
they have like Simon Cowell and it’s really weird But I used to watch that all the time as a
kid and… I don’t know, the song that the fairy godmother sings is just kind of banger If you have seen the Far Far Away Idol extra
thing, let me know who your favorite performance was because I’m actually genuinely curious Also I’m probably about to be deceased so
tell me before I die please, thanks. *ogre panic*
Oh my god, I’m GREEN
More than I always am Okay that was actually really terrifying
*ogre cronch* Leather booties!!!
These actually DO look like Shrek’s boots Not even gonna lie That is literally the same…
Okay. We’re a little bit dead so I think I’m
gonna go home for now and we’ll come back to this tomorrow Okay
It’s another dayyy wwwWHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP Get outta here CLINT
You are not allowed… But actually thank you for the furnace recipe,
I really appreciate that Okay
We got our FURNACE Let’s go back to the mines, get some more
copper, make those bars, UPGRADE our pickaxe And then do other stuff Like I said, copper is a priority
we need to upgrade our axe so that we can collect the hardwood for the stable…
And also emeralds Emeralds!
nnnot at all LEVEL TWENTY
Okay I just want one emerald
Is that really too much to ask? Just one emerald for a humble ogre?
Emerald NO OH
We actually need that for the stable, I’ll take it I would love if there was an emerald in here
pLEASE Yyyou’re kidding me I did get a forest sword, though, which I
think is MUCH better than the one we have now Alright
I’ll take that, I’ll take that I won’t be greedy Good morning
It is a beautiful Sunday morning and I am so happy because it means we can give Fiona
another gift What that gift will be?
I’m not sure I’m also just gonna make these bars here
real quick just so that we can go to Clint’s and upgrade our axe And then I’ll probably just go back to the
mines and try to find more emeralds I say more as if I’ve ever gotten ONE, but
I haven’t so just… Just EMERALDS in general Okay, princess fiONA
Where are you??? Oh there you are! Hello, okay. I’m gonna go inside, I just wanted a quiet
moment Well how about… a lovely parsnip for your
quiet moment What are we at?
STILL ONE HEART You are so hard to please, oh my god Okay, next order of business HeLLO CLINT We’re going to upgrade our axe… perfect And I didn’t open my geodesss okay We’ll do that another day Maybe you have something of value??
Pancakes! I’m gonna take that for at the end when
I’ve done everything successfully I think that I need to upgrade my pickaxe
before going through these ice levels so I’ll probably be done for today We did not get anything, this should come
as no surprise but hopefully tomorrow will be a different story Alright
You know what? I made it to floor 50, but… It very much was the same story as yesterday
I take it all back and… you know what? Us ogres have a word for that—
stealing stories and it’s called PLAGIARISM and I’m very
upset Penny, I’m sorry fair maiden Do you want something?
YOUR LOVE Ugh we’re at ONE HEART??
How am I supposed to get married, I’m gonna be here for like 20 years Oh BEAUTIFUL
Okay my copper axe is ready so we can go ahead and go grab that…
Hello Clint! YESSSS
Okay Now… we’re COOKIN’ While I’m here, I think I’m just gonna
upgrade my pickaxe as well and we can just kinda forage and stuff for the next couple
days I do need it to get further in the mines and
I think the emeralds are deeper on at the lower levels, so…
That’ll definitely be essential OUR PICKAXE IS READY
Okay before I go and get my axe, I’m just gonna cut down some of the stumps on this
farm I know it’s not totally essential to upgrade
it to an iron one, but it just— You can get these bigger hardwood tree things
and it’s a lot easier Like you only get two from these stumps, I
think but from the bigger ones you can get like nine… And we DO need a lot of it, so… ohh cLINT
I’m bACK Beautiful
Thank you thank you so much
And ONE more commission a steel axe Okay NOW…
What the heck I don’t care OH WAIT that was a Penny cutscene
A FIONA cutscene How close are we getting?
We’re at TWO hearts?? This is going so splendidly Please be an emerald…
OH a diamond! That actually works too, Penny does love those I will take it Okay, I have finally made it to the fiery
bottom floors of the mines Let’s see if THIS is where the emeralds
are because there has been a distinct lack of emeralds But my tiny ogre patience is running out I think my axe should be done today, I’m
not actually sure about that, though, so I wanna go check on that and of course I wanna
go see… OH it’s the EGG FESTIVAL Ohhhhh yeah I’m not going to that
I’m an OGRE I stay in my swamp, I tell people to get out of it, y’know?
I don’t go to festivals, I’m not a community guy Let me just hop back on in BED I’m not going
to that AT ALL Goodnight! Okay yes, my axe is ready…
Okay let’s give Penny this diamond I’m so excited Good morning, Princess Fiona
You’re not very good at small talk, but that’s okay I still love you Iiiii
The first loved gift— my heart I’M STILL AT TWO HEARTS oh my gosh
She is a princess, she’s so high maintenance I don’t know why nothing I give her makes
her happy I’m fine My axe
Is done Let’s go cut down some hardwood stumps,
shall we? Now to construct the stable we actually need
100 pieces of hardwood, and I think I have around like 30 or something—
Ugh I don’t wanna see children, I’m an ogre I think I have around 30 or something like
that so I’m gonna go get all the stuff from the secret woods and my farm and hopefully
we’ll be somewhere near that number— 100 It is a BIG number
But winning over Princess Fiona is proving a lot more difficult than I thought so maybe
I just need my dashing steed Maybe that’ll make me feel better Look at that
EIGHT pieces of hardwood, you just can’t beat it really
So worth it Versus a measly two Okay, we have exactly 100 hardwood Now I think I put an iron bar into the furnace
this morning so we can just grab that… And it’s actually too late to go to Robin’s
today so first thing tomorrow morning that is what we’ll be doing Oh my god, I also need 10,000 GOLLARS I totally
forgot What am I supposed to do about that??
I think it’s back to the clay farming for this young ogre Okay, only 122 clay today—
Not that great, but let’s see how much money that is
probably like 2,600 maybe??? 2,400
I’ll take it I’m not sure if there’s a way we can make
the money today Maybe if we sell stuff to Clint? If we can
make some extra iron bars to sell to him??? Maybe if we go open these geodes they’ll
have good gems in them and then we can sell them BACK to him and it’ll be great That’s malachite, I KNOW that from my last
Stardew Expanded episode, that’s what I was waiting on Please tell me you buy these for a lot
100… 75… Ugh okAY Oh okay petrified slime, that’s pretty good—
I really don’t think we’re gonna get enough to do the stable today, though, I should probably
just go clay farming if I’m being honest It’s just so BORING I don’t wanna clay
farmmmm Ugh
It’s fine… It’s FINE
It’s just the life of an ogre, that’s what I signed up for And I can’t find any EMERALDS, and I’m
just mining ALL THE TIME SO GOOD I only have 4,800 dollars, I need HORSE MONEY
Or Donkeh money! OH!!
Oh my gosh THANK YOU Our first emerald!! This is such a blessing
I am honestly so happy, I cannot wait to give that to Penny today…
I mean Fiona Okay…
These essences… all this clay, which isn’t that much
Gold ore and a bar That BETTER be enough to get the stable YES!!!
OH MY GOD We have enough
This is actually fantastic news, oh my god oh my god MY STARDROP
Thank you I found a stardrop, my mind is filled with
thoughts of oignons I forgot that’s what I wrote
Self-love it’s important, okay everybody?
Even as an ogre OKAY
The moment of truth The STABLE—
Oh it looks so cute now! I like it! Let’s see, we’ve gotta put Donkeh right
here Right near the swamp house Oh I’m so excited!!
Okay, okay that’s one task down Alright now all we really need to do is just
get diamonds and emeralds If we can do that, getting to full hearts
with Penny-Fiona is gonna be a lot easier But that’s a big “if” because I’ve
literally only gotten ONE emerald and one diamond this whole time, so…
We’ll see! One of these up here has GOTTA be an emerald
or a diamond, y’know? It’s just GOTTA be *ogre gasp*
Oh my gosh it actually was!!! I was just bluffing wow
I am so happy OHH
No way We now have three emeralds, that’s like
practically— We’re married already! Alright, let’s see… is Penny in here?
Yes! Hello!! If you dig in the dirt you can find interesting
things I—
Thank you for that Here you go We’re at THREE hearts!!
That is… *ogre calculation*
A third of the way there pretty much! Life couldn’t be better OH MY GOD
DONKEH!! Oh my god no way!!!!
This is fantastic! *ogre joy*
Oh my god DONKEY AND SHREK This is amazing!!
I am so happy, let’s go give Fiona an emerald Wait, wait, wait…
Let’s recreate that scene of Prince Charming… hold on, hold on… IT WAS HE WHO ENCHANTS THE PERILOUS JOURNEY
THROUGH BLISTERING… COLD? AND WIND AND SCORCHING DESERT
Oh— No, no… no, I don’t do that I’m an ogre,
sorry TRAVELING MANY DAYS AND NIGHTS RISKING LIFE
AND LIMB Oh my god HELLO FAIR MAIDEN
Wow Swept her off her feet, huh? *ogre singing*
Oh my goodness, don’t mind if I do OHH two of them even, thank you!
I’m using the strategy of just resetting the floor and seeing if there’s gems
I honestly— Oh my god I honestly think that’ll be more efficient It is the 24th and for those who know…
And also for those who don’t That means that it’s the Flower Dance today Now as an ogre, I don’t like to go to public
events I like to stay in my swamp and tell people to get out of it But today I think is a different story
Today I must go to the Flower Dance and woo Princess Fiona so that Arty… doesn’t?
First?? Canonically that doesn’t really make much
sense, but it’s okay HERE WE ARE
A lone ogre out of her natural habitat SHREKLET HAS ARRIVED Ask Penny to be your dance partner…
YESS!!! Oh… this is the start of something beautiful I’d love to! Oh my gosh I cannot wait, this
is fantastic! Look at me! I’m the only ogre there and
yet I’m so dashing and… and… Graceful, and…
No we all look stupid There’s no going around it this is horrible
This is not dancing, if anything this is like the flower shuffle Yay!! Aww she’s so prettyyy
That was fun! Time to go home… BACK TO THE SWAMP
We have— OH MY GOD
We have FIVE hearts with Penny, okay This may be a breeze… honestly *ogre seduction* Now today is the Luau
I know what you’re thinking— Shreklie
You’ve ruined this opportunity, you could’ve gotten a lot of friendship points! Well GUESS WHAT
I have a CACTUS FRUIT And I’m going to put it in the Luau pot
and then I’m going to briskly evacuate the area because… I’m an… ogre
BUT putting this in the Luau pot should give me a pretty decent amount of friendship points
with Penny and I am very excited for this, so let’s freaking go The Luau has begun…
RAR Fear meee
Except Princess Fiona… Oh…
HEY HEY WOAH
WhAT is going on over here I don’t know why I said that like a YouTube
intro WHAT IS GOING ON OVER HERE EVERYBODYYY, IT’SS
CHARLIEE Okay
Anyway, I added the cactus fruit I’m pretty sure that the governor will like
this, but I’m also a little scared because I actually don’t know that 100% But I THINK it’s something that’s good
in the pot! Ooh, those little rosy cheeks!
*ogre gasp* YES!!!
I did it! For once!
Oh my gosh, it’s a very pleasant soup I’m so glad to hear it, sir governor
Actually… I’m not glad to hear it because I’m an ogre…
Rar? I don’t know
Maybe now Princess Fiona will love me! NOPE
Alright, cool. Okay, we are finally full hearts with Fiona
Now we must buy the bouquet… And let us go gift it to her, our sweet Princess Here you are…
I’ll accept this, thank you! I didn’t know you felt the same Of course I do! How could I not?
We’re destined to BE TOGETHER Now I just have to gift you a bunch more so
I can propose, this is... ONE MORE HEART oh my god, oh my god
I could cry little ogre tears Okay, good news is that Penny-Fiona’s birthday
is actually TOMORROW which means we are DEFINITELY gonna be getting this last heart But the bad news is that I need to upgrade
my house and I need to get the mermaid pendant and I also need to get enough wood to fix
the bridge to the tidal pool place… before I can marry her I kinda forgot there was other requirements,
but I do have the stuff for the house I just basically need to go and get it Hello Robin, I’d like to upgrade my house
And then just a little more tree chopping… Okay and now the bridge is good…
Oh that sweet, sweet building WOOWWW It looks so good Happy birthday Fiona!!!
My sweet… pickled shallot? Just—
Forget I said that, BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Ohhh baby
Oh my gosh I need to go to bed and I need to get the mermaid pendant and then bada bing,
bada boom I’m Shrek Oh the house upgrade is done! Ohhh Fiona’s
gonna love this Penniona!
We can call her Penniona I feel weird saying Penny and I feel weird
saying Fiona— Like we need an in between Meet me in the bath house after dark?? *ogre gasp*
That’s so saucy, I’ve never seen that before
Okay, I’ll do it Once I get your fricking proposal ring shell
thing You need 5,000g don’t you…
You need 5,000 gollars to get it oh my god I’m going to scream and cry That’s okay, that’s okay we can make this
happen I think I can actually sell my wood and stuff
to Robin Am I wrong? Am I lying?
No— I can
OHHH YES We JUST made it
Thank you Robin! Thank you so much! Now let’s go get that mermaid pendant oh
my god YES
Hello! I can see it in yer eyes, there be a special
someone in yer heart Just so happens I’m sellin’ a mermaid’s
pendant THANK YOU
Oh my god, oh my god Okay okay
So Penny said to meet her at the bath house— Penniona
Sorry Penniona said to meet her at the bath house
after dark? I don’t know what qualifies as after dark,
I guess like… newish? Maybe 6? I don’t know
So I’m gonna head up there and we’ll see what the heck that cut scene is because I
don’t think I’ve ever watched it I think it’s after dark if I’m not mistaken—
Hello??? Oh IN the bath house, I’m a stupid ogre Ooh that Shrek bathing suit, though, that
Shroutfit Okay, I see now
My bad, Penny, you just didn’t really specify and it was kind of confusing, but it’s find There you are! I was worried you didn’t
get my note Looks like we’re alone The water feels so good after being out in
the cold of night, doesn’t it? Oh Do you know why I asked you here tonight?
Oh my GOD I’m not exactly sure
Really? I thought you’d have noticed by now Um, how do I say this…
I’ve been meaning to tell you for a while now… about how I feel I can’t stop thinking about you—
Aren’t we dating?? I’m confused I’ve never felt this way about anyone
I feel the same way about you Oh SHREKLIE I don’t know why that caught me so off guard
Oh Shreklie… I thought you did, but I wasn’t sure Like when I asked you to be my girlfriend
was that not clear— I’m…
Okay… You look so beautiful tonight, I’m…
*gasp* OOOOHHH myyyy gooosh PENNIONA
That was so SAUCY I wish I could propose to her tonight, I wish
I could have just done it in that cutscene!! Oh she goes to bed so early
Okay okay We’ll do it tomorrow Today is the day
This is so exciting Come on Donkeh…
Let’s go propose! I will wait here on my noble steed Wait I’m pretty sure that she goes to this
little place to read on Sundays so I’m actually gonna hide here because I think that would
be cuter This is just a cuter place to propose, y’know?
Maybe it’s just me that thinks that I don’t know
I just like it Good morning, my Princess
Will you… marry this little… ogre, that— Uh…
I should have thought this through, hold on a minute Usually you think these things through before
you propose Ummm um um Will you peel back my layers and get to know
me… like an onion That was even worse, okay OH MY GOSH
I accept! I’ll set everything up, we’ll have the
ceremony in three days Oh my gosh I am so excited!
Donkey… We dun did it Let’s go sleep for three days straight as
an ogre would until my ogre wedding Wow…
When Shreklie first arrived in Pelican Town, no one knew if she’d fit in with our community—
And I still don’t, I don’t think I’ve even done ANYTHING in the community center
I haven’t even walked NEAR the community center, but that’s okay But from this day forward, Shreklie is going
to be as much a part of this town as any us? Hold on, I did not agree to that, but…
Alright It is my great honor on this day 10 of Fall
to unite Shreklie and Penny in the bonds of marriage Shreklie…
Penniona… As the mayor of Pelican Town and the regional
bearer of the matrimonial seal I now pronounce you wife and…
OGRE You may kiss.
Wowwww Where’s Donkey? Why is Donkey not here??
That’s okay, it’s probably for the best Life is gonna be different from now on, but
the future looks bright! Wow…
*gasp* AND SHE’S ON THE SWAMP NOW
This is so fantastic! Oh my gosh we have the whole gang here!
I can’t get Puss in Boots over here, but we have at least me and Penny and Donkey oh
my god This is actually the best thing that has ever
happened to me I am so happy about this
My beautiful wife, Penniona And my best friend, Donkeh And now to complete our third goal, I have
with me here… The best I could do, it’s waffles and an
eyeball martini but the waffles are pancakes and the martini is a cranberry drink Thank you guys so much for watching, I really
hope you enjoyed and if you did feel free to leave a like or subscribe to the channel
I’d love to have you here! I can confidently say that over the many,
many months that I embarked on this journey I became closer to Shrek than I ever thought
I would That is all I have for today, but I will see
you guys next time As a changed ogre Byyyyyeeee c:
