Stan Pines once said...

[Music] stocking meat for the apocalypse doodle it do we're all gonna die whoa children fighting i can sell this kids i thought you two are off playing spin the bottle with zeus high heels you shouldn't have seriously wha what what is this fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fights tv it knows what i want darn beautiful men always eating eating out of my trash wait what you know studies show that keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun that's why i own ten guns in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder i wanted to say that you're gonna hear some bad things about me and some of them are true but trust me everything i've worked for everything i care about it's all for this family youtube attic now i can make noises with my body sometimes intentionally go to the golf course after dark you say i don't know we'd have to break in and just kidding let's break in uncle stan is that legal when there's no cops around anything's legal the only wrinkly monster who harasses my family is me oh this this is beautiful i'm giving none of this to charity black dog it all begins with this little fella the pituitary gland he may be little but he has big plans bro zeus this maze of mirrors is your best idea that i'm taking credit for yet that sounded like a curse that was a typo goodnight everyone road safety laws prepare to be ignored hey look at me turn around and look at me you one-eyed demon you're a real wise guy but you made one fatal mistake you messed with my family grunkle stan are you wearing a blindfold no but with these cataracts i might as well be what is that a woodpecker my ex-wife still misses me but her aim is getting better her aim is getting better you see it's it's funny because marriage is terrible [Music] gideon what would you do to help educate our kids simple put them on an island and make them fight for dominance also teach kids swears that'll bring him into the real world what are you a cops hot belgian waffles wait i'm alone i can swear for real [Music] yes yes burn the child ah my eyes it's not my fault your pig's potentially delicious now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car and remember folks we put the fun in no refunds uh grunkle stan why did you write this because i regularly commit massive tax fraud is he dead he's magic sweetie i'm sure he's fine there's no cops in the forest we take this to our graves i propose we stimulate the economy by waging wars on neighboring cities we have the cannons ah this seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing good thing i'm an uncle avenge me kids avenge me shaky scratchy man that's refreshing ten sucker points for this lemonade thank you stan oh 10 more for politeness oh and so sweet 30 long years and it's all led up to this my greatest achievement probably should have worn pants the tax collector you found me sometimes i think is this all there is is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punchline then we're all just biting our time into the sweet sweet release of death hello police station yeah i forgot to tell him about my tax fraud no tax fraud i'm winking under my eye patch sometimes a man has to steal an animatronic badger to stay in this crazy game called life look if it makes you feel any better the apocalypse is coming soon bury your gold you've been buying gold right 20 dollars i'll just take them when you're not looking what i said i was gonna rob you i was awoken by the sound of mockery where is it show me the object of ridicule just bonk them over the head it's nature's snooze button who wants stand cakes they like pancakes but they probably have some of my hair in them the plans to stay in here and eat brown meat until we run out then i vote we eat the gnomes and now a word from our own maple angelo kids laughing laughing at they grunkle shut your yaps nah come on everyone's seen a bicycle riding bear no no i'm gonna teach this bear to drive stand back it sucks more than anything gotta work on that you had your chance at the cotillion you right like i'm gonna fall for that give me that buddy buddy you think you've got problems i've got a mullet stanford finally a good reason to punch a teenager in the face let's roll

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Length: 5min 33sec (333 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 27 2022