Grunkle Stan being the Funniest Character in Gravity Falls (PART 3)

they like pancakes but they probably have some of my hair in them well if it isn't the pines family that old lame races seuss would it be wrong to punch a child [Music] please don't let my horrible elderly face frighten you don't you want to use that nickel to get a nugget from oldie watch this [Music] hello old friends i've got to be careful this time no more colombian nights all right stan this is weird even for you you need to talk nothing you can say will change my mind wendy sometimes a man has to steal an animatronic badger to stay in this crazy game called life done out with the alden with the new i feel invincible [Applause] welcome to a world of mystery stan pines the tax collector you found me yeah which one of these is the trap door and repave the cracks in the parking lot while you're at it i don't want my car falling into china mr pines what exactly caused all this damage i need to write a report ah big woodpecker keep the change i'm winking under my eye patch how do you plead to these charges uh guilty i mean in a guilty um can i have my phone call you're right guys i just need to practice a little more before midnight go to the golf course after dark you say i don't know we'd have to break in and just kidding let's break in whoa let's not take this line there's an old person in it yeah he's probably gonna pay with like pennies and war bonds hey for your information i was gonna shoplift most of this security oh seriously stanford no offense but you're just some two-bit carnival barker and your head is more ears than face oh yeah well your face is more fat then not fat oh snap what would you do to help educate our kids simple put them on an island and make him fight for dominance also teach kids swears that'll bring him into the real world what would you do about the crime in gravity falls wait do you mean crime in general or just the specific crimes committed by me okay interview's over well the kids are taking their time looks like it's gonna be a while [Music] [Music] sure are a lot of stars out tonight well this is getting weird hiya there standpies here let's get real do you think the women of gravity falls wear too much makeup jump in jump in uh what i meant to say was you ladies all look great and have you done something with your hair girl you are working it that is exactly what i needed to hear whoa children fighting i can sell this zeus a little advice you need to get rich or lie about being rich outside of that i don't like your chances but i believe in things america freedom amerifreedom good he's saying all the right things all right kids prepare to watch the delicate art of the deal hey face how much for the junk watches they are not for sale not for you stan pines the wind whispers your game curse yeah right wait is this curse ugly or normal ugly looks like i got off scot-free but old goldie's a classic showstopper like me stay back you monster [Music] yes yes get him goldie get him like my opponent pointed out i may not have a pretty face but if you want a candidate that will listen to you well i'm proud to be all ears now watch me break it down [Applause] these idiots see this balloon they'll understand that i love young people i heart kids all right let her rip oh no a letter rip what the h i eat kids but we're kids it's heaven's punishment for our terrible taste in everything is the floating head going to eat us yes charlie yes he will [Music] shaky scratchy i've missed you old rascals you're all right sister [Music] will you be my boyfriend now nope never

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Length: 6min 14sec (374 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 10 2022