Nothing is better than Gumball out of Context

it's fine honey uh okay so are you gonna tell us what we should be celebrating don't worry about it sweetheart i don't know what that secret ingredient is but the customers just love your burgers the secret ingredient is love good job the board wants you as our new ceos there's only one problem you still have hearts [Music] hello my darling hello my baby this is from the irs you better pay it they're getting serious your home will be repossessed there you go what a party i knew it [Music] gumbo put out the fire [Music] it's kind of difficult to organize a party if you don't know what it's for what [Music] keep it neutral [Music] fluffy hey idaho my number one brotato how's it hanging you think french fries were made of french people smh dude smh huh also potatoes wedges potatoes hashbrowns potatoes tater tots potatoes croquette potato but that is potato potato salad [Music] you're giving me this food so i'll tell you the secret aren't you am i aren't you oh man [Music] here's the sugar [Music] [Music] [Music] i give you the mcguffin richard do you have the card sure thanks [Music] cause somebody has to pay for all this oh of course allow me oops hey wait a minute this is a cracker ah you gotta be kidding me [Music] [Applause] look at it it's like it's made of light no that's a regular burger just grosser than usual i can't your mom sees me as an average looking underachieving slob mr waterson i've reviewed the evidence thoroughly and i'm pleased to say that we can hmm can place a restraining order on harold wilson effective immediately all you need to do is bring me the tartar sauce that fish just got cooked okay no one's gonna get through a roadblock like this why not build the actual roadblock [Music] chris morris come here don't worry chris morris we won't hurt you just drop your way [Music] christmas no we're wasting our time here [Music] [Music] i'll be right back ah you're right nothing better than a hot shower but sami winked at me this morning she went like this complicated now i want you all to gather around my desk and witness the true beauty of nature as the butterfly emerges from its crystal and i'm off the clock and don't have to pretend to care about your education [Music] help out come on i got this [Music] ah [Music] [Music] doesn't like fruits vegetables and cereal but it does like pigeons rats raccoons eagles and the mailman's butt to do is to remain calm and reassert your authority yeah but it seems to be eating your arm it's just testing its boundaries the worst you can do is give it attention for negative behavior i have always found that a positive reinforcement approach is the best food yeah dad and probably at least two we've got to save them [Music] [Music] get ready for just this lying bloated empty knotted rubber sack of gas [Music] so where did they go i don't know those guys float they don't leave tracks then what was that all about what i i don't know i just expected you of the front window for a special surprise hmm all evidence points to this letter being a trap but what if it's a nice surprise like a cake or a kiss it was a trap unless this b taste of honey [Music] where are we geez i'm too old i can't walk without my kid oh hello [Music] i'm just happy please stop crying we're gonna have to call the coast guard everyone let me introduce our new solos sorry dude it's cause i'm so proud [Music] well i just imagine them without their clothes on does it work of course it does try it [Music] it does work sorry darwin well done on being the new soloist by the way when i was your age i played the bongos hours and hours of slapping those skins made me the man i am today [Music] oh i wish i had my own bedroom my cow i wish i had my own body like you yeah i'm actually quite happy with my life do you like school are you into music have you ever been to prison yes yes and no but not necessarily in that order [Music] okay any other weird family members i should know about but that's outrageous this sandwich is nowhere near as big as advertising i'm sorry sir but it does say not to scale but i demand to see your manager hello my name is so big that my inner voice has an echo when i grow up i want to be a solo eclipse oh good job that doesn't look suspicious at all [Music] he didn't see it draw his attention to it make a wallet sound [Music] wallet some more years i was the first american president to have a beard they carved my face in the side of a mountain i'm not a crook i steal from the reach and give to the poor nine just leave me your head shot and go oh you want a headshot how's this for a headshot [Music] hey back off there my chips [Music] okay [Music] now all i have to do is rotate this ship okay this is probably the moment to not do whatever it is you're going to do next [Music] i'm sorry the lost ark that six month old takeout box at the back of the fridge i don't have the virus we know it is coming to an end [Music] if only i'd known how the virus got out maybe the infection could have been prevented [Music] squirt gun we're going down yeah dog i'll be out in 30 days and we'll continue my crime spree starting right here now get down on the ground sir get out sir you have the right [Music] wow i think the police are scarier than the criminals let's take a look upstairs [Music] that's not bad looking good x look into the red dot and pout perfect skin how about you buy her a present yes wait no i have to watch the kids hmm hey guys you don't have to watch the kids [Music] look darwin shampoo perfect for bald people what's that it's a safe darwin it's full of money and what do bald people need more of friends exactly and how do you buy friends your face is too big well when you say s your gills whistle you smell so stinky sailors think sea shanties about your stinkiness when you're asleep your face looks like this when you're awake your face looks like this you walk like a princess walk like a pigeon okay that's us covered let's bring our honesty to the world i love you hey tina you smell and it's not very ladylike it's like a sweaty watchdog nah it's more like raw chicken and rancid milk in a plastic bag ow yup honestly honesty break it down when you want to be honest just beware truth hurts in this nitrogenic atmosphere you gotta wake up realize and recognize the time for truth have strategical lies but keep them lies of a manageable size where tears will arise and hurt their eyes so [Music] what are you doing here [Music] hmm traces of ectoplasmic [Music] i finally reached a state of pure enlightenment hey raisins i feel like you're trying to tell us something [Music] i'll never know what she was gonna say now did i hear someone talk about alternative medicine absorbing the toxins with the power of this unbreakable crystal the power of these two unbreakable crystals [Music] yeah not really in the market for a sword i thought you were selling knockoff handbags ah brussels is the capital of belgium [Music] now hey do you mind if i put a poster in your window it's for my mom she's missing oh gosh go ahead thank you maybe we need a different pinning method yeah well maybe we need a different poster this photo isn't even of her sorry but it's just advertising 101 man that's what sells babes and babies and what kind of slogan is this banana barbara 20 off because she's past her best that's my mom you're talking about [Music] what the when i told you to clean your room i didn't mean to put everything in the washing machine where is he now come on what is the bathtub full of soda he must have been trying to make some kind of amazing homemade jacuzzi i think it's important to encourage the creativity of a child because [Music] you can [Laughter] he did it um see you later huh what what's going on uh what's going on is that we're about to open your locker and find a crowbar uh okay dude i wouldn't do that if i were you why what have you made me do now hey tobias do you mind moving so the leatherman says he's sweaty well on second thoughts what kind of gentleman could rob such a fine lady ever see please take it back i've got such a craving for some anchovies and peanut butter oh hurry up please i'm sitting for two [Music] they grow up so fast why are you so angry buddy is it because we didn't defend you when tobias said your mom is so over ripe she's got fruit flies is it because we left you at that gas station on the way to disneyland on your birthday because we were almost there we decided to just pick you up on the way home is it because we forgot about you on that camping trip and you had to sleep under a tint of your own skin and eat a bit of yourself to survive [Music] and like i said to richard on your wedding day you sure about that honey ah my best customer darwin where do you think you're going uh buy some stuff at the shop what are you doing he's your son [Music] now give me the dough no give me no give me no give me no give me no all right you've asked for this you want a biscuit they came out of nowhere and tried to start a fight with us well i just wanted to say that if that situation ever happens again you will lose [Music] next door as sure and there's still gun powder in it oh and my little atomic energy kid what kind of child wouldn't want to play with a little uranium oh boy [Music] please don't tell me i needed to specify children's toys this time i got arrested for violating 14 international peace agreements and look turn into little what do you get infinity infinity are we ruled by nature mathematics [Music] you put your dirty hands on my cheeks to get my greasy fingers on your whistle excited go on tell me your plan then it's simple we get picked up by that magnet and get dropped you stole his mop [Music] [Laughter] it was found by your great great great great grandfather buck dude watterson who lost it to an evil man called one-legged finkelheimer in a jig artist [Music] i think it's time to have a little talk if earth temperature were to rise by just one degree average sea levels would rise leading to a massive tragedy does this look like music to you [Music] turn your phone to the tv okay anything else yeah stop talking i'm trying to listen my gosh billy you're right books can be as dangerous as video games there's only one reasonable thing to do become better parents and look after our children in a sensible way no exciting adventures i'm more handsome richer and more colorful than you guys and yet it's like i'm the supporting character of my own life come on i'm not hugging you we're both in towels if you think germs are so funny then maybe you should look at this oh my gosh what is that that's my mom's up up down down left right left right big hey what is this cheat for it's foreign amulet tell me is it wrong for a punk rock chick hold on sweetie let me get that for you hello americans i think we all know where this is going so let's just get to the end of that yeah i know we got so much in common be my wife [Music] i'm sorry what i meant to say was oh my dab is so purple hey guys leave some fronts [Music] yo mp3 tweets selfies skinny jeans it's just until you guys work it out i kind of feel bad ruining your relationship you two have something special you know i mean just because we're in love doesn't mean that we have to be obsessed with each other [Music] short of brainwashing them but of course how to brainwash children what did you do i followed the advice online turns out it's illegal to alter the minds of children using cold war cia techniques [Music] hi that wasn't a video game [Music] [Music] okay what happened i got a terrible review online one star no it was three stars but the student made so many spelling errors the school board sucked me anyway want to buy a pirate dvd absolutely not [Music] ready there buddy what's going prawn but you know you've been giving us a lot of carp about this whole fish thing and i heal you no trout i'm your soul brother after all know what i brain we don't want you to feel orcherward we're just trying to kelp you i have literally no idea what any of you are talking about why did you need five hours to run to a park that's only three blocks away because she's got no legs they're more like me coming out of her butt just don't want to do it you don't want to because you're scared no no no no okay okay fine i'm doing it [Music] two one [Music] [Music] huh [Music] it's my special skill i can eat as much ice cream as i want and never get brain freeze weapon we want as well darwin quick think of something awesome what is it a stick you're gonna need to think of something much bigger [Music] what was that how much bigger stick i still sleep with the blanket i had as a baby huh i use it as a gag when i take people's pets hostage it's a connie china present asterisk looks away all flustered you want to be friends with akane what question mark equals my message not going through chat with me now and when dollar dollar dollars what click link and talk dude what the what were you role playing a bot so even akane's conversation wasn't real esther has fascist head on wall in anguish [Music] i kind of expected something a little more dignified [Music] oh why don't you just say hi [Music] hi i'm erie hi i'm josh do you want to be friends [Music] differences to bed i hope these words will make amends and we can be the best of friends

Channel: DesmondCONTEXT

Views: 15,204,809

Keywords: Out of Context, Gumball, Tawog

Id: tqeMkEGwolA

Length: 26min 14sec (1574 seconds)

Published: Sat May 14 2022