ADULT JOKES in Gravity Falls

i would like to see you settled before i ascend to heaven and live with the angels and with grandpa no he is not there movies are great you watch the movie you scare the girl the girl snuggles up next to you next thing you know you gotta raise a kid your life falls apart forget that last part [Music] i need something to get my mind off this you got me stealing is wrong etc take it now can i have my hands back i have a certain gesture i'd like to share with you all right santiago you have 24 hours to get these bugs across the u.s border family meeting family meeting well the kids are taking their time looks like it's gonna be a while [Music] sure are a lot of stars out tonight well this is getting weird [Music] hey boys you can look but you can't touch squeak this room is way creepy not as creepy as different internet history hey you stop come back here hey those are load hand gestures mabel i don't have time for your games if you don't give me those supplies i'll lose the coolest job ever oh i understand hey look wendy in a bikini really at night took an hour to think of this but it was worth it get out of here you start licking horn swaggling mcsuck it they got me good oh no stan you didn't don't panic that could be anyone in that suit ah hot belgian waffles wait i'm alone i can swear for real that's him all right what's going on dipper ah you're at that creepy age where you spy on girls huh guess it's time you and me had a man-to-man talk about the birds and the bees you know [Music] i i should really be going away out of it look it all begins with this little fella the pituitary gland he may be little but he has big plans nothing nothing nothing pretending i never saw that all right let her rip oh no a letter rip what the h thank you for coming i made this sculpture with my own two hands it's covered in my blood sweat tears and other fluids shaky scratchy i've missed you old rascals it's like a crime scene in my mouth [Music] i hate this i hate this [Music] ah blackmail thank you for saving me but why didn't you just roll me into the lake friends dude you're laying on my bra and now you know where babies come from goodbye childhood [Music] two bags of fairy dust just like we agreed where do you get this stuff everyone lacks sausage but no one likes to know how it's made you disgust me you've got your poison i've got mine we made a deal yeah well the deal is up freeze doing the rest get down get down these butterflies aren't mad i swear i've been framed sell it to the adorable owl we've dressed as a judge my cut maybe i've had too much what do you think would you like to eat my candy paws of course you little angel [Music] hey want to hear a joke it goes my ex-wife still misses me but her aim is getting better her aim is getting better you see it's it's funny because marriage is terrible what oh my gosh they erased lazy susan's memory [Music] no sweat dude i'd do anything for the pines family zeus i need to scratch myself in two places at once and i mean anything

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Length: 5min 0sec (300 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 24 2022