Dipper Pines once said...

[Music] whoa this is amazing and ethically ambiguous guys in case you've already forgotten pacifica northwest is the worst and that's not just jealousy talking i'd say that to her face i need your help you're the worst i was right about you all along you're just as bad as your parents another link in the world's worst chain pacifica i'm sorry about what i said earlier but just cause you're your parents daughter doesn't mean you have to be like them it's not too late man revenge is underrated that felt awesome mabel he's gonna eat your brain this is worthless this would be a lot more fun with batteries don't come in don't come in my name is dipper the girl about to puke is my sister mabel you may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror don't worry daddy i've got my favorite dress on i began to keep a journal the journals sorry sorry you just got excited there about the journals keep keep talking i began to keep a journal just going to ignore that hey look wendy in a bikini really at night so then i told thompson hey save some for the rest of us that's great oh man just a second [Music] so as i was saying oh yeah i know you're the best yeah you know you're great everybody's friends we're all friends mabel is useless if you've ever taken a road trip through the pacific northwest you've probably seen a bumper sticker for a place called gravity falls well i've moved in it's not on any maps and most people have never heard of it some people think it's a myth [Music] but if you're curious don't wait take a trip [Music] find it [Laughter] it's out there somewhere in the woods waiting get ready guys we're about to journey into the most horrifying disturbing place any of us have ever been our uncle's mind you stay out of this dippy fresh you realize what this means mabel we're gonna have to break in and those are your free pioneer day passes and your balloons blue and pink we're in sure thanks great uncle ford so uh would you mind if i ask you a couple billion questions about gravity falls are you ready for the ultimate challenge i'm always ready then you know what this means surprise pacifica's rich mabel she's cheating at life look at these noodle arms mabel's gone bananas you're laughing at frequencies only dogs should hear what's the one thing i asked you not to do tonight raise the dead and what did you do raise the dead ah summer break so do you want cheese on that hun sure time a time for leisure recreation and take it are easy unless you're me gideon listen to me if i've learned anything this summer it's that you can't force someone to love you the best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving our uncle had transformed his house into a tourist trap he called the mystery shack the real mystery was why anyone came you keep telling me that being a man means doing all these tasks and being aggro all the time but i'm starting to think that stuff's malarkey you heard me malarkey so maybe i don't have muscles or hair in certain places and sure when a girly pop song comes on the radio sometimes i leave it on cause dang it top 40 hits are in the top 40 for a reason they're catching exodus demonis spooky scaris ain't afraidus no ghosters nice to meet you my name's different pines nice to meet you oh do i really sound like that oh here comes my favorite part stop it guys me that mabel do you believe in ghosts i believe you're a big dork table how many of these did you eat 11 team mabel we can't start messing with the past just got to splash this sucker with some anointed water and he should be out of your probably fake blonde hair we're sorry uncle stan we should have supported you win or lose probably lose isn't that kind of like cheating i guess so well i'll see you after the fight take it from someone who brought an arcade game to life this will not end well washing clothes is a waste of time i'm a busy guy gnomes oh i was way off we got a story it's called the time grunkle stan got us all thrown into a bottomless pit where we spent the rest of our natural lives i have a naturally high-pitched scream [Music] my name is dopper trust no one trust grunkle stan was right about you you are a monster help the nachos tricked me i'll be right back after these messages wait sorry ah [Music] seriously uncle stan are you wearing a blindfold this is still better i'm sorry i was looking for the mailman oh what are you saying i'm not a male man is that what you're trying to say i'm not male i'm i'm not a man is that is that what you're getting at are you crying what i'm not impressed whoa i have a really big head i decapitated larry king

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Length: 6min 25sec (385 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 08 2022