dipper being brutally honest for 5 minutes

our uncle had transformed his house into a tourist trap he called the mystery shack the real mystery was why anyone came nathaniel northwest didn't found gravity falls and your whole family is a sham deal with it you were a freak well i just made two people go insane mabel he's gonna eat your brain he asked me how to get and i didn't know how to say no like this no there's no such thing as co-captain oh sorry i can't leave him hanging yes you're dead to me seuss i've got my favorite dress on mabel this is stupid what i'm not impressed nothing except for when i ran away from my annoying grunkle stan who i ditched in order to pursue that lake monster how right you were to do so he looked like a real piece of work he should have supported you win or lose probably lose i can still drop you you know no creepy barrow's creepy everyone hates barrow this is still better and he doesn't make fun of me all the time the way you and grunkle stan do mabel can we leave those guys out here looking at them hurts my eyes you what that seems like a horrible idea and this is worse than the apocalypse that's incredible and so needlessly complicated he's never gonna date you man admit it you missed me hardly and i was gonna burn it you're the worst this is amazing and ethically ambiguous don't if it makes you feel any better i got tons of pictures of those beavers dude why would that make me feel better just compare this amazing likeness to dipper that doesn't look anything like that right it does look exactly like you i'm gonna get him to defend me from robbie isn't that kind of like cheating i guess so well i'll see you after the fight man that kid's an even bigger fraud than stan also you are not pulling off that v-neck i know burn it that makes like zero sense you make zero sense i need to borrow the golf cart so i can save my sister from a zombie well maybe people think he's a hero because he didn't want to hide in the mystery shack do you think you could do this somewhere else you're laughing at frequencies only dogs should hear so are you like doing anything later or right that's so cool and impossible why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant i don't care robbie you're a stupid arrogant fraud did not care for mermando oh nice you rolled a 17. and this is sad okay is it just me or is having grunkle stan as a boss seriously the worst this would be a lot more fun with batteries whoa okay that's gross oh i'm worthy 11. these prisoners love me but mabel doesn't because you're selfish yeah i'm the guy who spray-painted the water tower oh you mean the big muffin um it's a giant explosion throughout history stickers have been the backbone of many great civilizations no they haven't the ancient greeks used bleachers for stickers the more stickers you had the cooler you were nope not true whoa where have you been and what's going on with those fingernails you look like a wolverine i've got a story it's called the time grunkle stan got us all thrown into a bottomless pit where we spent the rest of our natural lives well that was disturbing grunkle stan it's not that we think you can't do it it's just no no it's okay mabel we don't think you can do it is it just me or does gravity falls tv only have the worst movies doesn't this seem like cheating pacifica's rich mabel she's cheating at life i mean this is really important to mabel and you keep screwing everything up you ruined our photograph and now you've got us hopelessly lost just know that i'll always be right here on the negative 12 bill whoa this is worthless i never agreed to that name i was right about you all along you're just as bad as your parents another link in the world's worst chain wendy come on out girl come on down you realize she's not here right and i should trust you why after you stole radioactive waste after you lied to us all summer i don't even know who you are is it getting hot out here or is it just that guy it's the hottest day of the year mabel mabel no offense but that grappling hook has literally never helped us once look things aren't gonna stay frozen this way it's part of growing up things change summer ends simply spray on your victim and watch their heart die on the inside sounds good to me must have been dark times those 90s i'm not that lovable yes okay we agree on something here dang it stan every one of those speeches we were controlling you mabel is useless ugh several times aren't they that boy band that came a decade too late ugh they're doing that couple hug walk guys you're in public people can see you there better be something protective under this tunic oh no there isn't seriously i need to go to the hospital flip a dip i hate him so much

Channel: Spoonicks

Views: 6,082,595

Keywords: gravity falls, compilation, dipper pines, brutal honesty

Id: Ut_BGUhNKWc

Length: 5min 0sec (300 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 28 2022