Spelunky Daily Challenge with Baer! - 8/11/2018

exclam roulette in the chat if you'd like to participate in these flunky death roulette wherein you can bet spelunky bucks on what you think will kill me in this oncoming run it probably won't be an arrow trap again I think it's safe to say that I wouldn't fall prey to the same foolishness twice that would just be now that would just be uncharacteristic of me I'm sure cell bets are open let me give myself the marker here hey there youtube welcome back to all like goddamn it don't let him see that part this is the first run YouTube also sorry that the last episode went up five days late but you know you're watching this in the future so it doesn't matter anyway you're probably watching this in like 2021 or something and I sound so much different I have a totally different attitude what are what I'm gonna be like in 2021 probably gonna be boring his [ __ ] [ __ ] you 2021 bear taffy you think you're better than me oh [ __ ] my game oh god he's [ __ ] with me from the future how are you doing this what the hell what's he doing what the fire of generous bestow what the [ __ ] [Music] alright I'm not gonna mess with him anymore I'm sorry future bear where are you you're freaking me the [ __ ] out dude nicktron hey bear I just finished watching Bear break spelunky see people only watch YouTube videos in the future I'm hot to watch more I was wondering did you ever do an eggplant run never happened it eludes me to this day 2021 bear won't alt-tab his game like that and yeah he'd probably be more conscious of the the effects of that on his computer I swear to God I didn't do that I'm not [ __ ] with you you know I'm honest Chad you know I keep it real drag you a co-op egg plant around with beer X oh yeah there is that a fairly functional online multiplayer mod for this now isn't there I don't know if he's all that interested in that anymore it's having accomplished the solo run himself he likely he's no longer pursuing those sorts of accolades he's got his own fish to fry he's got la mulana - he's wrapped up in right now - I know that much death metal guinea pig barren 2021 talk [ __ ] get hit talk [ __ ] get hacked hot Theory grandpa bear is future bear and untrusted to flaws I see a grandpa grandpa burns down in the well you can't get out he's down in the well no way he's gonna be able to do anything get him down there second of all he's not smart enough to hack or is he hmm I think he's sleeping right now it's too early in the morning for him otherwise maybe I'd have to do a little bit of interrogate know what hang on say grandpa bear are you are you plotting to to hack this stream take over my channel and in 2021 exercise ultimate authority over YouTube and twitch grandpa bear uh he's gone he must have already started [ __ ] oh you know what dang it well [ __ ] god damn it I should he's got out of the new whoo welcome back he's got a [ __ ] Expendables 2 movie poster crudely taped to the side of the well and there's a giant hole behind it this is such a cliche grandpa bear it's been done [Music] [ __ ] well he's dug a tunnel Shawshank style and gotten out of the well I guess so that bits done damn it rip grandpa bear in a well 2018 - 2018 where the [ __ ] is this chest and whizzed around on your way too much cruel sock great name [Music] legit [ __ ] he is your grandpa I mean he's been down there for a while I guess adrenaline kicks in at some point he gotta get [ __ ] done there you are J Martin three months in a row for J Martin welcome back my friend thank you very much for your continued support appreciated welcome to the bear pile mister salat al-fajr welcome to the pile as well bear hugs please in the chat get them cozy if you would robots instruction is on point Jenna saddle Killa thanks for applying parasail oh it's you that is an awfully man that is an antagonistic twitch username buddy I met this guy in real life I went parasailing a couple weeks ago and I'm the worst person in the world buddy I'm sorry I don't remember your name but if you know me at all you know that I don't remember anything so you're probably not surprised and we went parasailing and we were talking to this fella we mentioned twitch and it was like oh yeah I watch twitch what what channels do you guys like to watch and so I I mentioned things like you know kripparian uh nominal pittance from the raving masses ninja I'm a cutie pie people I thought needed some help you know I just want to spread around the the less popular twitch streamers when I'm out in public just to make sure they get the love so you know I try keep it real of that way too uh and then he dropped this nugget on me he was like have you ever watched northernlion and I just looked at him like are you [ __ ] with me because that was like there's the only way this is actually happening as you're [ __ ] with me right now and then Elite while Elise was there too of course and she's like yeah he's on the analyst says he's Bayer taffy and this guy takes a step back and he's like what I said yeah that's that's me but who's northern lion sounds like a jerk yeah that's the that's the parasailing story so welcome man glad you could make it out crew oh and now everything's ruined thanks runa crook sorry mister for a couple minutes there buddy feelin good today shut up and take more money well thanks sorry for murdering the dog all he's still alive now I'm a terrible person I thought I could finesse it that's alright we did what we had to do this is the warm-up run Rufus you know how important this is to me if I fail here it I mean it really doesn't matter at all it's it's a poor indication of future future success so that means something right I didn't just kill you for nothing right oh wait now I killed you for your corpse here we go see well works out and bring them over here see totally worth it totally worth it to shopkeepers in the mix we're gonna be looking good northernlion would approve of killing that dog I guess so I feel bad that that's become like one of the most prevalent characteristics known about him on the Internet dog murderer northernlion online entertainer extraordinaire why have I doomed myself this way hang on glam another shotgun I probably do yeah I do sweet that's a song I mean I guess it's partly his own fault but it's not all he does just most of what he does now no I'm not helping now [ __ ] I'm a contributor yay all right great ghost right there no okay good he also loves jokes about blowing dogs man talk about I mean that was a pretty safe play a joke about sucking your dog's dick back in 2011 or so you know that what that wasn't all too much of a blind pusher but you've really [ __ ] funny to see him upload that video just completely apropos of nothing straight-faced 30-second upload on youtube.com slash northern lion with 800,000 subscribers how do you stop your dog from humping your leg pick it up suck its dick so look I was willing to say it so that means he should be willing to say HD update exactly man we need it now the people demanded ionically love that video absolutely that's a [ __ ] that's unfortunately a dead man that northernlion no longer exists or at least he won't let you believe it does but that's a that's a great little relic of ancient history right there drop your bear chubs to make bear feel weird out you can't do that that's impossible welcome to the bear buy time thanks for 7 with twitch prime my friend that's appreciate and enjoy a bad Jimmy miles buddy bear hug pleasing chimp someone dropped the youtube link feel free if you haven't already if it hasn't already graced her eyes I would hate to it's a red you of the opportunity lion Yeti thank you very much for your five months the road buddy appreciate you all the Drac animate that too oh that might even be a better way to experience it hmm let's do this then we can just and I want to use the rope here but it's the best thing to do for sure then we just do that bout a big bottom of them easy is he still alive now he's dead got a vault over here I guess definitely gonna get a Kapali here pretty damn good start I'd say all right off we go feels good remind me when does he lock bets at this point it's pretty much one I feel like it we're gonna give you two more levels [Music] hmm give me all that blood baby mmm mmm thank you so tasty so delicious okay these are worth getting definitely y'all happened to uh tune in for the anniversary shenanigans yesterday was a good time played some overcooked - to start off with and then delve into unravel - which is really good by the way I loved unravel the first one it was tremendous it's absolutely gorgeous well-designed platforming puzzle game I can't decide what I want to do here by the way I think I'm gonna sacrifice the dog soon as that is you know it actually it's too hard never mind find a way down buddy [ __ ] it whoops no ah I do that anyway unravel - is even better they found great ways to build upon the original premise in the physics so far I've been really promising so I'm looking forward we're gonna play that on the ps4 I think because it looks so much better in 4k and I look forward to playing more of that very excited hey dogs everybody here seems to donate a hundred bits while I'm being a rebel look at you go you badass not even one bit thank you buddy appreciate you oof I think we're done here I was just a spin the wheel shop over there I'm pretty sure so let's just burial what a watch that bear what I was busy putting 18 hours in the Monster Hunter world I just ditched that game I didn't mean to but I did unintentionally this that game on the N LSS a couple days ago - I said it was boring or it looked boring anyway but it's probably just not the kind of game for me I just think it's just the the loop and the formula just doesn't appeal to me but clearly since you just dumped 18 hours into it it works for you [Music] well why not watch it I just studied I was watching Bobby play it for a little while the other day and he was carrying an egg for a long time like several more than several minutes I'd say just carrying an egg around which was I guess the objective it's like watching Wow yeah kind of that quest sucks oh okay well I guess that's just a unique example but an L got carried right but is that so that's not like indicative of normal behavior like I know ideally hunting monsters right that's the big thing you're gonna you're looking around trying to find the big beasties to take down with your buddies that's the big appeal but like that quest is the actual worst thing of the game oh okay that's good then they make the egg quest to be so I just kind of really bad vertical slice I guess huh I got a really bad unique experience but I shouldn't take his indicative of the whole package I have played the game as the thing go so I'm not I'm not basing it entirely out of that so I should mention that like I played a couple hours of it and I was like this is ice I get it like it's a grind and then like you get to go ultimately at the end of the grind you have the satisfaction of taking down the big bat beastie together and then yeah you get the harvest of it and use the resources not print your gear etc etc I get that I get it I really do but I guess it's just not for me like I said that's a bit right yeah okay OOP OOP is it right underneath him it's like right there or something no I'll probably be better off going this way anyway yeah I think I think it's just mostly that it is a it's a loop well if this is my interpretation of it anyway it's a loop that he's kind of built around taking a long time isn't it I got a lot of what's going on with that game is just kind of the satisfaction of how long the build-up is to that ultimate death blow I still haven't found the door certainly a game that requires patience right good what am i doing what am i doing what am i doing what am i doing yeah yeah yeah and yeah not that way I still got this guy to deal with - yep oh boy oh boy oh [ __ ] this sucks man feed me loops Father for I have sinned look right there and there why not yeah there it is Oh goddamn yeah there we go mmm he's done it cut cosa apologies for the delay there thank you for the dollar tip appreciated actually I inadvertently ghosted that I didn't want to do that well he's done it into the black market we go oh this is a good one too already I should try this yeah this is good opportunity beautiful love it love it that is unfortunately a kissing booth right there let's see first run of the day quote-unquote right Oh God we got that hired help kissing booth combo okay so that means there's gonna be corpses in the way down there unfortunately which means spray spraying the bullets down the hallway is not all that reliable we did just get a bunch of bomb so it's probably the better option Oh they've already fallen down well that's easier all right there we go yeah it certainly makes things simple Dunnan yay thanks guys okay now we don't need those spiked shoes let's see here oh this is a death trap down there I'm gonna grab these for sure I get this guy over here it's gonna be a weird jump hmm I think my better plays gonna be is just to leave him to his own devices come through here get this guy who's not gonna be blown up through that but if I double bomb this I might get it did that get him nope there we go Oh what the [ __ ] okay you should have fallen I'm pretty sure he fell I thought it was dead holy [ __ ] okay now he's dead oh my god that was terrifying okay okay okay that's everybody I think let's leave gonna make sure we get our third pair of spiked shoes there though critically important oh boy yeah like potato it's a common question why I don't take the climbing gloves I I know I don't think it's like a an opinion unique to me I think this is a pretty common opinion in spelunky but climbing gloves can hurt you maybe not more often than they probably not more often than they help you but they hurt you sometimes they they put you in situations where you don't realize that you're gonna cling onto a Ledge that you would prefer not to cling on to and in the heat of the moment that can be like a life-or-death decision or like a like a life-or-death modifier I should say so I prefer not to have them when I have enough mobility ie enough like ropes or obviously like when I have a jetpack I definitely prefer not to have them it just makes it easier for me to move around more quickly because I'm so much more used to like the muscle memory behind moving around without them is so much more built-in to me than the muscle memory with them so it's just easier this way I guess however I do you know of course when I'm cognizant of it I I adapt and I'm able to use the climbing gloves and use them to my advantage which is great you knew I wouldn't say it's like a widely accepted strategy though or believe that it's just a bad item like I think probably well like beginning to intermediate spelunky players should take climbing gloves 100% of the time probably because that's not really a factor in their play they're more interested in being able to do what the climbing loves to provide obviously that's that's the way to go but when you're a bit more advanced it becomes a consideration yeah let's see just bail but we have an old body to kill it's much more important let's see I've got a pretty good setup for this actually assuming he doesn't shoot me in the face and he's bouncing around are there two of them down there I think so yeah that might be - all right let them float around a bit oh [ __ ] that's no good you want to wait till there's not too many fish in the sea aka fish directly nearby ye so let's go like this and then there we go and boom and all of a sudden this isn't a problem anymore well body's even getting his lickin's huh there you go pal how's that feel uh-oh Oh down already that's no good oh [ __ ] Oh God wow he killed the Piranha for me thank you maquila hello there how you doing alright so this is actually terrifying having this guy in here so just gonna go ahead and make this easier whoa [ __ ] no no I knew it would happen - I knew it now get me out of here get me out of this help I need my gun back please where to go [ __ ] [ __ ] gingy edge it ya need my gun I need my gun damn it damn it yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] box oh damn it damn it all right it's an Olmec run it's an Olmec speed run here we go but to buy the ED box I did it to my I know I should have just swam I was so terrified to swim and nearly just froze myself to death that's what I get for speedrunning hey it's a gun all right I gotta remind myself that I can actually speedrun just the tip hey setter yeah I only missed a week of it come on now I've been pretty good about it you know give me credit this belong key Saturday only missed one week cap check go ahead got one earlier what can never be too sure you're all right yeah that one it wasn't gonna work out oh boy oh boy get some golden holes in there I guess - while we're at it oh that was goofy back to the menu then I got a payout two spikes on this run real quick I'm silly welcome to the bear pile thanks for subbing with Twitter prime my friend welcome to the bear pile I appreciate and enjoy your vagine emotes rock and whiskey gravity Congrats on the air and your wins in the ice caves rain and daub arias and fuba fuba - well played ex clam roulette in the chat if you'd like to bet on what you think will bring my demise in the next round here we're gonna start the daily challenge right now start that round of betting on there - there we go daily challenge for August 11 2018 my name's Bear taffy I'm playing it again cuz I can't stop I got to get them wins man I got to feel like a winner and I've gotta have a leaderboard to prove it like I said I haven't gotten a trophy a medal since like second grade baseball that was for second place I don't want second place I want first gaint first you're somewhere below that it's probably still commendable good try that's the that's the Talladega Nights quote verbatim OOP not well okay yeah you know what this is just not a good look so far but hey you know what will recover things are gonna turn around forget old bear taffy and just moments time I'm sure second place is like first but second second place is like the best if you ignore the guy that came in first and you can it's so easy just pretend he doesn't exist don't even acknowledge him after the competition celebrate as though you were the victor they'll confuse him it'll take his victory sure he won in reality well you know I have tainted my own victory here have an eye a little bit yeah that'll taint that that'll just that'll get the job done there good run good daily good daily challenge running that's good stuff pretty high up there on the leaderboard looking good huh let's see the filter here change the thought okay yeah game monkey had a pretty solid performance here - Shrek is objecting I don't know how I feel about that was I first let's check the overall here almost man almost pretty close pretty close next time top 500 let's go let's go let's do this on the champion I'm just gonna go ahead and let these bets keep accruing here time for the daily challenge folks for August 11th 2018 don't pay any attention to this walls are shifting business I don't know why this is showing up this is clearly the daily challenge for August 11th 2018 you can see the symbol up there indicating as much let's do it how is that 1.4 mil and only 4-6 some people are pretty damn good at the game man so good that they unlock new levels apparently did you say 4-6 holy hell that's incredible first if you ignore the other 477 people there you go I like where your minds at yes chat this is the daily or at least that's the reality we're choosing to participate in don't forget about the secret pyramid level but how could I ever the last oh well pennies help ease the sting of defeat they're not sure what you're referring to would let thank you for the bits will certainly help to fuel our continued string of successes here god I just love winning all the time have you seen the new risk of rain to teaser I've seen a bit of it a bit I've seen a half of that forty second teaser video yes to the bib to be entirely truthful with you iseul oti welcome to the bear pile my friend thank you thank you for your subscription some more bear hugs please if you wouldn't mind thank you much for that but lost all the pennies helped fuel the continued string of successes bear yeah you know what probably bits for wins they have the same number of letters I think it's it's passable risk brain to does look pretty cool yeah I'm with you on that I I'm down with the transition from two to three of you for that game may very well be enough to get me back interested into it even if they don't do too much else to expand upon the basic premise just go ahead and do that I guess and then ignore him completely cool sounds good [Music] hmm there's an altar though perchance is it worth it to sacrifice my friend Oh over there boy why did I do that that was a goof and that was a big old goof Oh God he can come up here oh jesus this is horrible saved it okay now let's see clear out everything else that could kill me here let's do Oh God oh here we go nice keep going keep going keep going that was nearly magical of him but somehow he nailed the shot there we go alright that'll do that works for me neat I be concerned about the possibility of losing out losing out on the you Jedi not sure oh god he's gonna turn around the fire alright guess not okay nice it's easy [Music] thank you yep that bear model is quality Edward Dell Edward del Villar I believe it's how you say his name on Twitter is the wonderful man who created this for me all those many years ago three or four now I guess it was very kind of him and yeah it's an excellent model high quality I was thrilled it was quick we're so old I know things happen three years ago might as well be ancient history on the internet back in the days of antiquity Edward del Villar sounds like the ER doesn't it created for bear taffy though the bear taffy spelunky skin it was a glorious day good pretty good all right those wondering how I was gonna do that turns out that's how you do that and a gift box oh god hi no sadly the bear isn't an actual spelunky character I wish Wow good jumps good jumps buddy impressive okay now that sucks why are you so good at the game I want to be good let me be good damn it time for the third day not my day in spelunky I got to fix this oh how horrible okay beg for forgiveness from the spelunky buck mob bosses here we go start this up this is the winner why can't we stop winning seriously why can't I hold all these w's it's a predicament it didn't pay you out i did shopkeeper in the mines right I'm pretty sure it pretty sure I did aha street boys got to keep it up you oh boy hey almost welcome listen Lee twisted three months in a row spelunky Saturday it's a thing welcome back for three months buddy appreciate your continued support folia do your in awe of my daily skill I mean I just can't help myself buddy I do nothing but when win win no matter what it it it all right that'll do boring 1-1 hold on this is gonna drive people away I'm sure but it's worth it just for the moment right here here it comes damn it I talk too much I set it up that was a burp it was a burp now it's gone down Scottie let's grumble down back into my esophagus I was prepared to lose the viewers and everything I was gonna sacrifice my livelihood for the sake of a belch and now it's gone [Music] sorry Chad salathiel on top your wife in Europe and her ability to belch that I mean I am well aware that no news to me she is the superior Belcher [Music] welcome to the bear pile double taco gifting the triple sub oh [ __ ] raspberry 91 Shaban 2500 the Bear Paw and Louisiana Edie courtesy of double taco thank you very much for sharing the love of my friend welcome Amon into the bear pile a series of hugs please to the bear pile thank you thank you for gifting those ups well that's uh let's see is he already gone oh there's no shop keeper here also we don't go that way we can just go that way yay and I guess I could just get a pneumatic too while I'm at it why not thank you do you do oh god that was horrible I'm pathetic I'm sorry I hear a dog oh you up there man whatever I could rather bring this anyway yawn I'm not big on thematic anymore at least not for non scoring runs I guess there's dog oh just drop him right there can't wait or just use a lone rope I guess for the sake of simplicity fine makes it easier anyway yay this is the daily yeah ignore the fact that there's no daily symbol and that I've died four times in 40 minutes on the stream so far now this we're just gonna keep choosing to believe this is the daily I like that version of reality I'm just gonna also choose to believe that you Jedi is gonna show up here and I'm out I'm not gonna need those spectacles that would cost me a bomb right certainly the you Jedi is still gonna show up somewhere either on this stage of the next obviously that's what's gonna happen is he still alive over here good god what's going on no nothing okay now we go you died I thought you said you won he won it dying exactly I'm the best Dyer try show me somebody better at dying than me I'll wait ain't nobody better at die in the mean I got the most deaths on stream all-time all-time can't touch this ban in na see there's our key I knew it one of these days you is it okay if we look in cemeteries now no sorry that's uh yeah I forgot to mention that doesn't count that doesn't count anybody in a cemetery they're not really dead they're just fake dead that's what am i doing hey it's sleep cycles with a raid good timing horrible oh no I'm gonna make a pun about it too that's even worse I sleep cycles big tan tossing the raid over thank you very much twitch.tv slash sleep cycles thank you for the raid love please share the linkage and follow on over sorry bear but I think B Rex is a better Dyer than you I mean he does play fan games you have a point there get rekt like I'm totally baiting him get baited whoops No you were supposed to bait him not to die rip just as planned oh my god worth worth sorry buddy it was a hundred percent worth it I'll find a new one of you later anyway it's fine so sad Alexa played Esposito got you got you [ __ ] admit it if it worked I want to know it's good I love my job this is so sad Alexa playing the mcat 99 hours I could make that a lot worse [ __ ] um I should hold off for a second [Music] and I mean I kind of want to get this dog oh just to redeem myself I did mention I was gonna get a new one I don't want to make a liar out of me there we go all right off we go well okay Google and you can have more people baited now the thing is though I got bait myself see my phone lit up [ __ ] no I can't I can't do it now hold on let's see okay google played Esposito I didn't work it wants my pin it doesn't believe me hey that's that's not something you want is it are you sure are you sure bear hold on there we go can't let this guy get the gun see you buddy sorry God we're good we're good we're good all set plenty of spiked shoes no problem oh [ __ ] one more down stay low all good oh no no no no no the genuine horror that comes from a shopkeeper within a [ __ ] freeze ray oh my god [ __ ] die no no no no how I bounced off his head the moment before it exploded and then I killed the dog why did I shoot I thought there was another one death metal okay Google purchased these nuts got them my phone tried to do something again it's really confused now are you sure you wanna listen to despedido and order Deez Nuts you sure it's another situation where I guess climbing gloves would probably superior to nothing going eat ropes got a lot of bombs here though I should use them here this is out of control bear it's getting a little crazy ooh nice good combo this is still very dangerous like what I did just there was really stupid there goes one more yeah let's just dunk this [ __ ] come on oh not like that there we go nailed it and we're out of here out of here how's it going in coholic hmmm I did I failed the daily yes I immediately failed the daily it was pretty bad it's pretty awful I got a twitch.tv slash sleep cycles for me if you could he's a great streamer I host him all the time in the morning excellent fella thanks for the raid tamper she ate you off we go mmm-hmm well this is feeling a lot better than pretty much every run up to this point today I have a a measure of optimism which is the foreign feeling let's go this way no no no let's not go that way optimism e equals lock bets oh yeah perhaps might very well be the case here but hold on give me a moment's time that was fun let's try it on the shopkeeper now almost almost there tell you what will make it easier go all the way over here blow these up and then we go like this nope oh my god I'm horrible at this game just horrible at it bear why are you so murdery to the shopkeepers couldn't you just buy their wares like a good little bear do you see how poor I am I'm trying to eat the rich but first you have to shoot them I'll stay alive buddy you got it you got it nobody's dead rip nice consume hydration pure water this time thank you mr. Bhatt you're always so thoughtful now god damn it the piranhas I swear have like a a higher lethality rate for me than any other creature in this godforsaken game but I love so much these damn piranhas though I gotta kill the Queen gotta get that honey oops oh yeah where they at where they at where they at that there okay good the shop get ha excuse me shopkeepers are already dead that was terrible okay I'd really like to not die here we really appreciate that what why so the only conceivable explanation for that is the climbing flops so let it be a lesson first-hand experience of why we don't like the climbing gloves because the only way that could have worked out that way is if I grab the ledge somehow and it shocked the huh excuse me excuse me and it shocked that up to me being in a position where I should have taken damage so [ __ ] rip that sucks there we go here have that what I love that a moment ago hey bear what do you call a mediocre Mario game Super Mario Bros that is my exact reaction to that joke bear help I have the hiccups can you recommend me a beverage to stop them I don't know if I should tell you that you drina's cures hiccups but I will but drina's coffee dot-com / bear taffy use the code bear coffee save 40% on anything on the online store it may cheer your hiccups but it probably won't yep do you oh we can make this job check it out nice I should have freed the dog with that though but we do have another one all right and we can go on the side back to here we go hell yeah good [ __ ] Oh need that I like you're short on bombs yeah that's more fun though oh that's a never-ending abyss down there and like your body to stay up here if I could Wow okay nevermind ooh Cheverus puts fresh gasoline on the smoldering teddy bear pile what's the your gig just sadistic at this point it's not even like you're playing a villain role in an admirable way you're just being horrible good god I mean thanks for the bits did you stop pouring gasoline on the pear hello I've appreciated klarka queue is good though good argument I guess you killed the countess everything is justified I suppose I understand your skewed worldview now in my opinion the Jedi are evil poor Rufus you know what I'll leave him be he's okay the Jedi are evil though I mean maybe when Anakin open my eyes that way I wasn't sure about anything anymore oh wow well that's what you get when you let your heart win whoa that's what you get when you let your heart win yeah I've played too much rock band abyss somebody bet abyss oh boy shovers laughs insanely yeah why am I not surprised walruses are awesome Congrats on your 1690 spelunky bucks for the abyss bed well played the Jedi Order represents stagnation Sith or chaos too much order is just as bad as too much chaos oh my god a legit argument fair enough you know what I can't I can't provide a counterpoint both of kobold resub team where you went drop them re-- subs you got a token up there at the top of your chat I want to see it right now this is the moment this is the time to resupply right here I'm gonna reset [Music] I'm also gonna reset this betting round hold on exclaim roulette and chat if you would like to participate in spelunking definitely - would you kindly watch hi abiding by your namesake well come on in buddy I'd like to win a run today I mean I'd like to keep winning runs today is what I mean to say I'd like to continue our endless pursuit of success riddled with victories 300 on success oh yes you know sometimes I'll tell you about it to bet on success it doesn't happen often but when it does I feel you can probably make that bet with a good degree of confidence as evidenced by my ability to hit this jump what's up there hang on I miss [Music] nope yeah nothing just straight-up nothing boring one - ones man we did get spiked shoes though that's a very good start that's helpful we can only win a run if 10 people order a madrenas coffee using your tag here now now I'm not I'm not that bad at writing I'm not I'm a step above that I like to believe I'm a self-aware version of that if that makes it any better boink boxy lot V darkest dungeon vods over on the youtubes thanks for the laughs and advocating for mental healthcare think you're doing a great thing with that thank you very much I appreciate that it makes me feel very good every time people tell me better help is going well for them because genuinely he's helped me a lot too like it's it's a tool that I recommend highly because or I I highly recommend rather because it works for me works very well for me so I'm glad to hear that it's been effective for other people too good stuff shopping us let us all pray for the inhabitants of these mines we'll find and kill the evil teddy bear monster that wants to rob them I thought I was holding the dog there I get hey buy the other one good night yeah okay anyway that was foolish I gotta be smarter here making some bad choices let's pay better attention oh why did I do that [ __ ] oh god tied to that okay good day good day for me clearly do I have other corpses I don't think so yeah it was mostly the dog I wanted to sacrifice don't die yeah I know I said I was gonna win this one I've got to health so much what most of the why is reading chat to be perfectly honest with you [Music] needs to pay better attention immediately forget subjective going well so far [Music] I promise you man I know how it looks I know this is grim but I've salvaged worse situations come on god damn it that's been set off that's a decent shop I guess please don't kill me thank you worth worth bearable I just killed the Baron you proud of me absolutely well done madam an that's a tough fight I killed me once ah this is a good game it's a good game it's good video game I like this video game oh boy okay the pressure mounts I'm getting out of these mines [Music] just ignore that that's an altar though isn't that yeah hmm feels like froze lucky [Music] good yep snake pit now another trap let's just ignore all that altar though very tempting I'm gonna go for it oh Jesus let's scare the [ __ ] okay come on down with a little little spider bro you got a get a death wish don't you come on come on come on down here just a little hop there it is honestly I'm just impressed at this point I'm impressed with the game's ability to [ __ ] me Locke bets no more bets anymore y'all get that then bets are locked all right listen tried-and-true the mentality is really all it takes it's been slow going it's been it's been a tough long crawl today I know it but here's that here's the honest-to-god truth I'm gonna win this run [Music] you know what I couldn't you know when I start to eat this is like when you're playing games with your friends like imagine a halo LAN right and you're you're having fun laying back on the couch hanging out having a good time but then all of a sudden the intensity turns up and everybody sits forward that's what's happening now I'm sitting forward things are getting real I'm no longer allowing myself the opportunity for errant plays or loss of focus it's all about the win it's all about the win Cheverus I'm not reading those anymore no this is all about a victory here this is all about the win sorry if you misheard me that's okay [Music] that's okay we take those take those in stride not gonna be an issue this is still a victory you just you just don't know yet so it up there I thought I saw the key up there hang on yeah they just walked by it now I I just um crazy aren't I I think actually whoo oh my goodness oh my goodness is it the run is it the run it's looking like the run [Music] the beautiful setup now we just got to find the key yep three ropes though okay that's dangerous hey ern calm it's common we're gonna finagle ourselves the way up here right here like that key right there there you are there you are you bad boy it's that I knew it you know what I'm not even I will not fall prey no this is my time to shine right now dropping this down keeping the gun no goofs here no goofs today making all the plays yes sir I acquired 35 bombs and a shotgun captain says I am definitely excited for schooling - feels like I'm playing on hardmode curly beard a little bit sorry guys I don't want happen of Avadh for the first half of the string just went missing or something it's just wild things happen on Twitch you know like evidence of my poor play somehow it just disappears I don't understand it's part of the algorithm or something Wow that's convenient feels like the games maybe taking pity on me for a brief period of time here but maybe I shouldn't say that out loud for fear of immediate jinx that was fun I think useful we already have our Jedi we might not need to waste a lot of time over here might be better for me in fact to just immediately escape the mines for what it's worth hmmm I think the easiest way to do this is gonna be to bomb this platform bomb miss that would have been better suited slightly to the right actually but I can just sit here and then do that there we go I played spelunky last week I did have the little break before that though we did do a short spelunky Saturday last week I just failed upload the VOD on YouTube for like four days cuz I'm good at my job arrow how you doing welcome [Music] huh yeah I just it's all about escape here you know what I'm not even gonna [ __ ] around what did I tell you this is this is focus focus time [Music] we're looking at success it's our lone objective there he goes come on now come on now is probably another shopkeeper over there on the right side I'd say looks like this is a setup for a shop over there no no traps no traps Cheverus oh I was totally wrong about that we were shooting into a wall the entire time I'm really good mm there goes my energy coffee gone completing my first darkest dungeon quest of my first playthrough of dee dee is that worth to turn on the Crimson Court now or wait for my second playthrough I'd wait for your second playthrough go all the way through the darkest dungeon on your first playthrough and then come back and turn on the Crimson Court and go again assuming you still feel up to playing it after the head you might have all of your sanity drain at that point but I think that's the other ideal way to do it oh wait there we go there we go let's see I love a cape [Music] doesn't look like we're getting in the black market here which means I could totally go for the haunted castle which we'd probably get a cape from anyway so I don't necessarily need to sacrifice myself to go down there so let's do that let's do that very thing yeah yeah I like it mana castle can I get some hype porfavor the rare elusive haunted castle it's actually happening we might even find the black market in here oh boy shot Ross you're living in your own little fantasy world but but I appreciate the bits all the same [Music] we'll come back for you Rufus there we go I'm just gonna ignore that oh that's gonna blow up the altar I don't think it did okay thank God this level is like the level itself it spawns fairly rarely yeah it's just that I almost always choose not to go in because I end up having to depend upon the level layouts to provide me a black market entrance usually like on the same stage that this spawns on so it's rare that I'm able to go in here and hope that the black market either shows up here or shows up in the next stage I hope I raise that well enough doesn't [ __ ] matter oh my god I am getting destroyed today what in the hell I was trying I was trying so [ __ ] hard ah cheverus yeah I'm gonna ban you you're actually that you're actually Satan you're the devil you're the [ __ ] devil that was I don't even want to remember what that was that was mines let's do that all right here we go I'm gonna win I'm gonna win [Music] even if its a speedrun victory at this point [ __ ] it I refuse to let this game beat me today [Music] you're nice saving them ropes first run of the day let's go Thank You pearl [Music] that's not exactly the shop I'm looking to see buddy nearly did damage to me there my god okay boom we're here man you can bet elope with confidence yeah I think that's a shop keeper [Music] yep I gotta get the base here yeah let's do it that shop is just I don't know I'm just gonna ignore it I think make it easier for the next couple stages I'll need that stuff thank you there we go all right now we can breeze through the minds considering the fact that we didn't actually kill that shopkeeper it's gonna make it as I said a hell of a lot easier so here we go Oh although that might change here no absolutely not just I'm gonna buy these spiked shoes that's what's gonna happen how [ __ ] weird okay careful this big spider I think we're good yeah we're good easy how can you pass on that shop nine ropes and climbing gloves how in the world did I get a darkness level I've taken two minutes in total the game hates me today one of the odds of this all might though that damage always feels so cheap the spiders dropping from the darkness yeah all right let's just get out of here oh hang on maybe nope goddamn just not good not good stuff yucky this game is always hated you be a fair enough I guess all right now he actually got to keep an eye out for the entrance there's our exit though okay I hit myself but that was a pretty good shot I'm gonna get myself credit still because that was I impressed me with my ability to hit that o open bets my bad I forgot it I thought I did I thought I did here we go here we go here we go boom and boom there we go opened up sorry yeah a little more health okay I'll take it only nine bombs though this is uh well I don't have a gun either that's a bad idea let's just not do it I got a check though it might be over there damn it I gotta see hmm I don't think it's over there I don't think it's over there oh my got a nice stage health is for quitters that's right we only need what we started with back in my day we never got halves of greed you know grandpa bear get back in the damn well I saw your movie poster trick I yeah I guess I like the poster is that really important the fact that you dug a [ __ ] towel through the house that seems like the more important pertinent issue Oh God jabbers Jesus Christ you nearly just got me killed with that you know what you've lost your privileges as a result that was your design look damn it I wanted to use that for that - [ __ ] no well tell you what I'm gonna sacrifice this dog to the glorious colleague hashtags belong key things boo black market where is it there it is nice all right that was worth it totally worth let's go here and then bomb to the left of that right yeah that'll work Sirk more spiked shoes perfect I guess that's the way to go nor him three bombs left in no weapon however we haven't angered the shopkeepers yet which unfortunately is kind of not an advantage in the black market it's usually easier to have them going crazy right away especially because sometimes they just get triggered by nothing and then you just end up getting killed anyway oh my god I'm an idiot okay so speaking of which I want to go down here and just see what we got going on that's what's holding that doesn't see mm-hmm these are not the greatest shops this isn't looking all that hot well point scheffers has led the long enough to see themselves become the villain cheverus was born the villain cheverus was bred by the darkness oh boy you know what I have no idea what I'm gonna do here I have no idea what the proper protocol is for this I think I'm just gonna steal this just gonna steal the hunk and see what happens they're blocked off right here so it kind of works out get stabbed [ __ ] all right there we go seems to have done the job those guys must have dropped down okay great wow that was extremely effective and if you could just go ahead and get out of there either of you really oh that's a perfect bomb - come on down no like literally down fall down god damn you are you [Applause] feel like Charlie [ __ ] Brown what is happening today give me bad [Music] there we go all this failure will make the victory all the sweeter if I can get won't make victory here I'll be fine with that I'll take it at this point I'm gonna take what I can get I should slow down but I'm just I'm riding the adrenaline wave still I am calculating though I'm not just running around willy-nilly here things are going by the books here that's gonna be dropped down and shoot are waiting for this guy that stop being a pain in the ass yep here he comes good bouncing really wish that hadn't happened he's gonna find a way to kill me oh my god oh my god it's been a rough one Exide to say the least I'm addict groves okay then we go now I'll grab this okay there will be beauty in the Teddy's debt and I'll use it he's a happy - I'm gonna die right here I even called it he was ready for action just in case wondering if there's a shop all right into the infinite abyss who probably from streaming all those relaxing games with Elise yesterday well I mean we were playing overcooked 2 but we did transition into unravel which calmed me down admittedly but overcooked was pretty intense I got my gears going ok yeah he somehow didn't oh my god I was gonna say somehow I didn't find his way into killing me but yeah he might have if I had fallen prey to his [ __ ] trap here [ __ ] you you monster you can't kill me so you got to kill my dog you absolute monster unbelievable at least we got a jet pack finally alright time to bail time to win let's do it some John wick [ __ ] right there I still haven't seen that movie but now I know exactly what the plot is about all whoo Ally you will be punished bear year you're setting yourself up with a big fat middle finger upon the victory that we're about to experience buddy that's what you're gonna get as I am speeding through this [ __ ] there we go have his end game spelunky work anyways I wouldn't know I've never been I'll let you know when I get there self burn cell phone am i hearing discordant noises yeah what the hell is that unless somebody's adding me [ __ ] northern mad at me for talking about his dog dick sucking joke again wants to live that down can't ever let him gotta keep them humble Kendrick style there we go oh my god the temple I forgot about this one oh [ __ ] you I just want to win come on it please we have 11 bombs you may win this battle today but the war will be the end of you well I won't speak too soon here I guess hang on oh my god I'm gonna get crushed dude I know it I need two bombs on the well I guess I don't have to kill Anubis anymore I'll just ignore that I would like a gun now so we're gonna go back up there we go that's a pretty easy path anyway nice alright no problem just in case though oh there we go oh boy I'm gonna come back when you're actually trying bear have a nice morning yo I'm here what are you talking but this is the this is the victory run I'm on the way I'm on my way I'm on my way bigger this way down there that's probably too dangerous unlike this not dangerous at all been shot okay we're good we're good wait for him to go a little further down the hallway afternoon lane Lord are you doing perfect perfect hey now he's still alive I bet yep so we're gonna go like [Music] consideration to do it the better way that would have would have done it that would have worked a nominal pittance from the raving masses sigh here's a tip for good luck thank you next run though right definitely gonna win this next one let me pay out too so just putrid failure real quick shopkeeper death in the [ __ ] temple okay start that again BAM let's go let's go it's the win right here and now it's happening grab this rat block this arrow don't even need it right here don't even need that one either [Music] immediately to the dog Oh immediately the exit we're in business already you know this is a win you know this is a win it's fun that I'm always banned for a minute after things like this they know my dark sorcery did we ban him I mean deserve but I can't bring it on himself pure evil carny oh [ __ ] that's been set off right I guess I should get the paste but I don't want to kill myself on that giant spider in the beginning of this run because that's the kind of day it's been so let's just not let that happen if I get pasted somewhere else it's not gonna worry about it oh my god it's the run it's tired yes yes he's doing it we gotta get ourselves that pace now boys going back to the big stuff get him damn it and shoot I got and shoot now damn it son of a [ __ ] there we go nice would you kindly watch cheverus I have to say your name angrily now thank you for the hundreds kind of watch thing with you hundred as well there we go there we go there we go oh my god a crate Robb's let's do it this is it this is it we've got it now got to make sure I'm not missing on the you Jedi either I don't think I am but one can never be too sure I think I'm good but one can never be too sure yam good one can be too sure there we go oh boy oh boy I don't find you Jedi here though I feel like the the game at that point will be just damning me well there we go it's got to find a key [ __ ] that was nearly me ruining the run right there that would have been totally my fault totally my fault okay good oh my goodness no need to bomb that I was tempted yeah I had a feeling pace might come from somewhere else in this run look looks like it will the shopkeepers might get their event this is a dangerous stage I will freely admit that this is scariest [ __ ] yeah there we go run all the way down and through okay that takes care of that where's my key hello you oh how you doing I don't think there's enough spiders no I think we need a few more maybe the key is down below the shopkeeper over here oh there it is okay so we gonna go like this grab this crate that's not what I wanted to see [ __ ] this is bad wow that was close whoopee [ __ ] okay good good good good I was gonna say please don't tell me I have to use a bomb to get into there there's my gun again I don't need any of this stuff one bomb one bomb and I have to deal with this [ __ ] still I don't know how that works but I'll take it thank you a whole bomb to spare a whole lone bomb oh boy this is great do you actively not want the climbing gloves correct because I have jet pack now I feel no need it's only gonna screw me over they've already done it once today I'm not allowing it to happen again I clearly saw the god mode in him I always clean never never cheats always clean I want to use a crate or a bomb for that crate but I'm not going to yet but feel the need okay it's the exact same [ __ ] thing yet except I didn't get the roll of the dice that time and now he's back in there [ __ ] and be kidding me come on come on over here over here stay over this way stay over this way get down in the corner or some [ __ ] [ __ ] you this is horrible oh my god okay who I hate those setups I have one bomb there we go stuck between a spider and shopkeep [Music] here's our dog oh there's a quick sacrifice compass is fine I also thought I might have died there yeah that was looking pretty grim based on what has happened so far today I would not have been surprised keeping an eye out for the blink whoo that's fun yay easy kills all right it doesn't look like it's here okay yeah he really did kind of spawn just asking to be sacrificed didn't Lee all right keep the eyes open no gates so far it doesn't look like it's gonna get in this corner either not this way not this way all right looks like it'll be in the next stage then unless it's down in the corner over here it's still only one bomb I really need to find something I got nothing here that was easy yeah no dice oh man all right help me out game I need to be able to access the black market with one bomb and it has to be on this stage let's see it Shepard I know you took them all damn it where is it come on now come on make it easy please there's a crate that could save my ass let's see no more sacrifices that would require a bomb to get to you though [Music] I'd probably just have to shoot this guy this will probably do it I assume right there is he not dead oh he is dead okay good let's see please give me bombs god dammit that's not gonna do it well that sucks we didn't find the black market man the game just does not like me today there's a couple more corpses I guess ropesare all the riches shall be denied to you says the guy giving me the pits irony much hilarious you yeah that's all we got I guess all my Quinn is still a win the I suppose so I think really we need to eat Cheverus is the thing he is obviously the rich trying to make me become the rich so y'all eat me Yosef thanks for the add bits buddy Katia yay moral victory yeah we can still get to Olmecs so not all is lost here I've got a pretty good setup for that I just need to find some bomb somewhere dark fury thanks buddy got big money on you done to your own bomb since you only have one do you want to split Twinings tempting offer I want to go all in on that crate with this one bomb right now but I'm still gonna preserve it hey look at them shots [ __ ] god oh god oh god I really just don't want to die to you oh boy ice caves it heard you're giving it up for spelunky to in the near future so the games messing with you out of spite oh my god but it just saved me I think ultimately it knows that it's for the better for both of us they move on a poutine vendor how you doing more bombs oh my god victory calls and I shall answer bombs what the heck there have been far too many screams of genuine terror today shout Russ bear only sacrifices good people keep it together buddy keep it together we're good all that blood nice alright it saves us from the bullet now thanks buddy and there it is mmm got 14 bombs I got a bomb box and a bomb bag from crates on that stage is very convenient thank you thank you let us all pray should be justice in the world now the bear will live bears getting all the goods now the bear will survive thank you I'm just gonna go ahead and send him down to his death just go ahead and hop over here it's gonna go on down send it down to eat that but yeah go ahead and there ya go there ya go sport good job slugger hey Tiger you done good champ killer all right now we go every bad dies not every bad she leaves it feels like the fourth of July yay give me that yeah Wow [ __ ] I know I was gonna do that I wanted that precious parachute you boop-boop there we go oh my god I'm at the temple it's real it's actually happening beyo now I know I can do this I know I can win a spelunky run I've seen myself do it before I know what that end screen looks like I'm in the credits for God's sake I can do this I can do this watch it stupid shopkeeper you can do it bear all this talk of bears dying reminds me of that story of a bear that died after it ate 76 pounds of cocaine I mean once you've eaten one pound of cocaine why stop right in for a penny in for a pound of cookie [ __ ] no oh God thank you I was looking at chat for half a second oh my god come on I'm so [ __ ] close just wait please say earn bear I know it's still here oh god what am i doing I'll probably make it easier at least yeah okay one more one more please stop reading chat that's they Thank You Chet I appreciate that you know we got a shared a shared mindset here we've got a priority that we need to focus on and that'll help my god the game is really handing it to me now [Music] obviously they feel bad at this point to health I can get some mommy vomit woo cheese in it I should cheese it I should cheese it if I can that's a very good idea although I guess I don't need health anymore at this point it's more about just surviving I want to trigger that again just in case yeah I just need to survive now so which means kill everything before you leave do this and then the door we go [Music] shappers nothing bad will happen from jad nothing bad ever happens from reading chat take today for example nothing bad has ever happened I've been reading chat for the last two hours there's no way you can take a tiny bit of damage on all mag it's not like he spawns blue frogs or anything [ __ ] I forgot well it's been real but is guaranteed to kill us now more bombs all that money baby raise your [ __ ] please raise your [ __ ] frogs and chat if you've got them well I've seen the bisfrog phenomenal pittance from the raving massive side still wishing me good luck thank you buddy III welcome it Jedi Master welcome to the bear pile thank you very much for your subscription enjoy pageanty miles appreciate it [Music] well I have confidence in myself to be able to do this which means I'm gonna [ __ ] it let's try anyway I think I've already [ __ ] it yep Wow how am I done this already enough arson Cheverus leave the poor Bears alone you heck and monster you [ __ ] it oh my god alright well yeah good thing I've got tons of bombs there we go Danny goes hooray oh good god the feeling that has eluded me for so long it's here yes let's go let's go first try daily win hell yeah a magnanimous dispensation would you kindly watch oh [ __ ] and raffish rabbit the winds start coming in announced I'll come the fifty dollar tip from ravish rabbit thank you thank you very much for that I appreciate it extremely kind of you bear Greed's please and then would you kindly watch what the 300 bits as well thank you thank you thank you may be done no it never never makes you look bad that spin tips are not to be compared every contribution is appreciated let's actually go indeed thank you thank you very much I like hearing this song though alright so I'm gonna take a short break here a few minutes but when I come back I'll either do darkest dungeon or dead cells because that says was a lot of fun that streamer integration is a good time so I would be perfectly happy playing either one but I'm gonna leave it up to you guys so let's do a straw poll to determine what is next darkest dungeon dead cells with twitch integration question mark create poll welcome to the bear pile would you kindly watch gifted asunder or sorry starving over a gift of the sub that would you come me watch thank you very much starving over appreciated straw polls been posted go ahead and vote in the chat real quick and feel free to relink that mods for the next few minutes or so and I'll be right back give me a few minutes here to refresh grab some more water and whatnot and I'll be back with either dead cells or darkest dungeon depending on what you all want to see oh yeah I need to do bets as well forgot about that key hold on let's I never did I didn't like the beds

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Rating: 4.9470201 out of 5

Keywords: spelunky in 2018 lol

Id: Zk0RpKlp80o

Length: 106min 56sec (6416 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 16 2018