Baer Plays Darkest Dungeon: The Color of Madness (Ep. 45)

don't often the ruins maybe run into this bad boy got our battle Vestal Hellion with some goofy ass trinkets ready to go let's do it let's do it provision up you went swimming barefoot out a little bit of extra provision perhaps and I do need the shard dust this time considering the trinket selection we have with the antiquarian bring a few keys some holy waters is always good in the ruins and then bandages of course as well really neat herbs but we'll take them and yeah little bit little bit let's do it yeah pardon me uh Wow yeah at 20 minutes worth of just dilly-dally in there I got into a couple tangents but it was fine sorry sword scream yeah the end of that fantastic endless attempt was put up today so if you missed it there you go kind of hoping to see the collector again the poor creature he needs a bit of a revenge tour dozen eight against some lesser foes although he's not gonna run into too many of those anymore game game bits for party whites you're just going straight for the throat good God but I guess 1500 is enough to make me do it we got the thing from the stars maybe a collector or something we could run into it's one possibility I suppose I'm oh you know what I also need to do I just fully failed to realize this I think we have one if not two or maybe even three characters to rename how Deborah gist is a sub right I'm pretty sure Deborah SH is a subscriber Gifford though that isn't Sally a sub name I know water definitely isn't and then maybe even the occultist as well I don't remember his name good dodge Fred Diana Jim's hikes welcome in the bear pile thing for subscribing twitch prime it's Howard that's not a sub oh we got a raffle some names here that's what we got to do okay so good damage so far Colts it's really impressing me here Howard stays are we right I did say I was gonna keep Howard if y'all don't mind keeping Howard I'll keep Howard happily we're gonna go ahead and reset a raffle here and get submode on real fast let's draw a name for at least this new vessel here we'll rename water type exclamation point raffle in the chat if you'd like to be considered to be renamed as a new member of our roster here and while we were doing that I guess I'll just check in and make sure we've got everything set up here I didn't really look at camping skills I guess which is a bit of a goof but not really a big deal and then she's got sharpen spear which I'd probably prefer over Revell I suppose so there we go that's all set drift mark two months in a row welcome back thank you very much appreciate it let's go ahead and draw this here right now BAM our cly congratulations our clue something like that I'm gonna mispronounce the hell out of that ball the same there we are welcome on into the roster my friend pretty fitting name yeah Ark Ark white almost I didn't enter but rigged all right released so that's a sub right Gifford is that a subscriber I don't think that's it I don't think that's a name of a member of the pile Gifford if you're around speak now or forever hold your peace I mean I feel like y'all would probably keep me honest about that too right but that is an unfamiliar name so we might have to rename another one bear I'm an angry YouTube follower because he didn't show chubs cam on the YouTube VOD oh I didn't you know what you deserve to be upset that's evanescent egregious offence hobo cow bits four bits no crits fair enough all right thank you ex secure I can't even see that name welcome to the pile as well actually thank you very much twitch Prime subscription appreciate it a smattering of bear hugs please is we almost certainly acquire a bit of the curse here that's always fun er welcome back another tribute Howard is HP Lovecraft really that's fun Gifford is a default of course give it as a default go ahead and rename that one as well after this fight help scams at which exclusive that's right yeah you had to be here it is a highlight I am pretty sure so if you missed it you can catch it that way just kill the sham blur and round one with three bounty hunters in Ann Arbor list hell of a team I like that actually that's that's a fun composition you got a lot of a lot of mark potential that way I want to run that now that sounds like fun i bandages right yeah I got a few there you go buddy good work may blad welcome and before somebody makes a new twitch account called Gifford habit okay here we go before that happens before they get the opportunity subscribers backing on let's go ahead and draw one more quick one here reset the raffle and we'll move on to the next room prior to this exclamation-point raffle and the chat will rename Gifford the Hellion here we got plenty of easy yeah there we go yeah oh I have a [ __ ] the antiquarian what is the matter with me whoops alright alright keep those raffles coming we'll rename this Hellion after this fight here lots is wrong with me fair enough but it's a move now that was flirty of a clause right I've never seen that move before very effective turn four Hut's that works Oh al and yeah has some bonus damage against him of course oh he's gonna have that 50/50 frigging percent protection that'll work can you do it sure Kim exclam baffled exclam kapil exclaimed waffle and chat please if you'd like to be wrong about your breakfast preferences if you if you prefer waffles to either pancakes or french toast you're wrong you're wrong is the thing I don't know actually hold on let me let me correct that waffles might be better than pancakes it's just french toast all the way though french toast number one there's not even a contest there and most people don't have the ability to talk right now so they can't defend themselves one way the other so haha my opinion is law as victories mount so too will a resistance let's go ahead and toss those a blazing star is born' real 57 ball to the pile think of something twist prime go ahead and give me a moment here and then let's rename this Hellion for the love of God cred 42 heal holy [ __ ] winner of the raffle azog for congratulations a zag for anyone any name with a number in it then I can at least be certain thank you very much for your support buddy thank you for the subscriptions as well appreciate you all right rig back to it hey there we go that'll work gotta go up this way first french toast greater than waffles greater than pancakes you know what I'm kind of with you there actually I think I misspoke originally watch your step now I'm with you on that for sure french toast though it's just superior in all all respects we go to this place called black bear diner because we're obligated given my branding I don't want anybody to catch me out of position and a restaurant but they use this like sweet cream batter with their french toast that adds probably four or five hundred calories to the mix but it's so good it's so good the better if you spelled black BAE er I mean I'm trying to give them to change it but they got a lot of branding centered around the weird the normal spelling Oh what the [ __ ] they're doing but I was like you go ahead with your weirdest be before a [ __ ] you say so goofy I imagine bear is secretly a polar bear I think I'd have to be a what bear would I be I mean grizzly bear just seems like the most fitting option it dope to be a polar bear until the world melts and with made up and no no oh no I'm sad grandpa bear bye grandpa bear is the best get off my lawn you kids he doesn't have a lot anymore he's in the well in that right grandpa bear you planted grass where did you get seeds is there a Lowe's down there it's got a nice little setup going I go okay fair enough sorry bear i smuggled in the seeds he's got enough you're gonna spoil him supersonic bits for the ethical treatment of grandpa bear I don't know I don't even control of it anymore you're smuggling [ __ ] full address low 17 bottom of the well easy to spot just around the corner from grandpa bear's bucket of droppings yeah yeah even with one leave them with one baby Home Depot you can do it we can help put your grandpa in a well the forbiddens shotgun bits for grass seeds in the Mike doll don't you even think about it it's worse than the bits one of the worst [ __ ] things you can put in the microphone these nightmarish creatures remember which I think I want the bus right because I'm pretty sure we already used the deeds to get the district we wanted I didn't just toss a stack a bus though so I think I'm just gonna go ahead grab all this stuff and yep okay yeah we're gonna have to dump a bunch of [ __ ] to make room for the traipse agents anyway although we can stack those now which is fantastic that obviously saves us a slot used Amazon Prime to order his seeds and you can too along with using your monthly free twitch Prime subscription on any channel on twitch hey why not this one you're already here it's so easy or mafia bits for grandpa bear's secret Home Depot runs got to go to the grocery store myself tell him I'll pick up his favorite beer travesty two months in a row for the seeds oh [ __ ] okay that's not a sham blur that's a bonus I still gonna disable that [ __ ] hey there we go abomination cleansed from our lands it works it usually does baby did duty to do do Gamecock gamer have you heard the legend lickin on no pray tell of the legend of licking on my ballsack oh sorry I gave it away whoopsie Daisy whoops a noodle screw the pooch there that crit was pretty magnificent yeah you got to be happy about that um I haven't done this at all [ __ ] it they ruin the joke I'm sorry sorry ice princess how you doing never forget that bear actually fell for soo Gandhi look it was a moment of weakness time continually attempting to make everyone forget about and then I keep bringing it up when chat talks about it that's why I'm so goddamn defensive okay I have to protect myself now I can't trust anybody anymore [Music] that clip has like a hundred thousand views just don't don't exaggerate it it's got like a thousand I'm not that publicly humiliated yet the other humiliating clip of mine that has an actual hundred thousand views is when I fell down the snake can get eco pretty you know that other moment of eternal shame I have to wear cuz it does a badge on my chatting or on my channel rather it's actually got seven and a half thousand views right now alright something some happy medium there oh Jesus holy [ __ ] seize this momentum push on to the tasks and that was pretty good I mean I'd like this a little more than that I think so do it cool battle Vestal meta it's working yell we're in no danger here good [ __ ] super pretzel we are like four stages beyond simply asking me how I feel about League mutt unless you're asking me blatantly how I feel about the meme in which case good question it's beginning to grow stale but if you follow that up with lick my balls I will ban you I'll straight-up in you ban City there's our secret room much I'm almost harm percent sure we're gonna have to come back to flame onion welcome to the vampire my friend thank you very much for your switch Prime subscription I appreciate and enjoy your bed to me know so much money what am I gonna do with all this money I think I'll keep it yeah that sounds fun no furious is the trap makers art advocacy unwitnessed by his own eyes all right now that do you like poutine if you've never had poutine would you at least try it I have tried poutine before it was in Canada shockingly enough with northernlion also I'm sure a shock it was good wasn't my favorite I'll a bit of a texture freak truth be told I can't really get over certain combinations of feelings in my mouth and one of those combinations apparently is cheese curds and fries so it was it's a bit difficult to get past but you know it's still tasty careful with all that cash bear we might have to eat yeah I mean I've been warned plenty of times I just I'm running the risk at this point I guess right I've done this at all yet [Music] I looked up what poutine is and I already loved it even though I've never had it a lot of people do yeah it's a very common favorite especially up up north of morphe doo-doo-doo anyone here like anime no no how dare you know I think there's a lot to do we did well it's also not real that's true it was so immediate never seen this chat visa vehemently opposed does something even in like a sarcastic way hey does anyone like anime what the [ __ ] are you talking about how dare you it's a fever dream bear is an anime I wish I could be a part of an anime I'd be set you can already hear like the theme song to it in my head but it's at all in Japanese so I can't understand I don't know what they're saying either but the theme with you just be bears roaring in Japanese right yeah uh I should heal but [ __ ] it hey perfect I know yeah that darkest dungeon anime we were all planning see that's the thing that needs to happen for sure I desperately want to be a part of that we need a email Red Hook or something huh get them on board with darkest dungeon anime who wouldn't need to learn how to speak Japanese I mean apparently my brain is already getting ahead of me Africa gypsy trick poutine and anime best combo ever [ __ ] back for five months of real thing very much that's too much stress that's too much stress man that's my favorite line I didn't know the texture of poutine threw you off um as far as I remember yeah didn't it like just the idea of it now throws me off so I imagine that when I was eating it was probably not that great is the fact that it's covered in gravy also yeah and like I've got such a negative stigma in my head from that from the radio station thing - you remember that when I had to eat a bunch of baby food and pancakes covered in gravy sorry Chad for the for the imagery there in the mouthfeel yeah it was real gross what was that for uh just because I worked at a radio station and that's the kind of thing to do challenge I think it was like yeah somebody challenged members of the staff to be like hey I bet you can't do this weird gross thing you are the worst person to pick for that I know yeah I could have died you're a texture freak alright call us thanks for providing countless hours of wholesome entertainment and enjoyment but you're simply wrong when it comes to poutine I mean you did pay me so I guess I can't argue with you Thanks I'm wrong I didn't say it tasted your laptop [Music] translated why does no one understand my eloquent discourse poor madman poor madman karma tous two months in a row welcome back buddy thank you very much for the twist Prime subscription I appreciate it no one understands the poor madman he's just misunderstood he's just trying to find love instead everyone thinks he's yelling at him poor antiquarian those who covered injury find it in no short supply she's just trying to hurt herself just normal masochist looking for ways to self inflict harm and pain just misunderstood in this cruel mixed-up dungeon poutine is French and not from the UK it's made with cheese curds you just have cheesy chips what makes sense that it's French but being popular in media this is pretty bad I think she might die oh good dodge though he just wants love this puts a whole new meaning behind squid punishment gross sure does yeah be that more curses incoming out think so 0% chance have you had escargot before bear no I know at least has I haven't though that's definitely something that would sound off the alarm bells in my brain warning do you know what you're consuming oh god [ __ ] man mad there's a possum scream at own ass or does a scream at him 0% chance of getting the curse 0% chance they're gonna retract that after this fight is over that was a mistake here we go at Lisa targeting the right people its Cyril with a ten in barren parentheses in front of it right y'all I miss reading me this light come and that's not supposed to be here there we go thank you and how about another one all right I should heal her that's that's too much man he already said it I said the words already this expedition that leads to promises success all right then well that's a bit rough hmm indeed you know I don't think I need the shovels anymore let's well you know what let's do this first let's go BAM boom and probably there take that shovels will be next followed by the shard dust even though that does make her a little more vulnerable the antiquarian this is bad I might need to use a wound care here and I guess it's an appropriate time to camp out so let's do it now don't do that and vulnerable rats in a maze why okay please do it thank you how about no one has an ambush prevention oh except maybe him nope uh-oh sigelei Wiggly welcome to the bear pile bear hugs please in the chat thank you very much for your subscription appreciated let's do that no of course not why would I think that would work do that do that Wow that's a bad roll Oh No okay okay him first that's fine also fine great alright that's pretty good more than acceptable Oh baby and just to make sure she doesn't get crit there we go no heart attacks no heart attacks coming no way crit healing in fact stress relief from this battle that's what we're getting sergeant suck them again oh yeah nice little double suck there double suck action okay we're gonna just shut you up and stab thanks good Ambu the double sock and one more or not okay that's fine [Music] oh my god she is a boost a boost oh yeah much better and another torch to use as well here so let's go that way you know I bet that secret room would actually be enough to get the exploration to be complete here but let's just make sure of it I'm glad I have the shuttle still let's use the damn torch you bozo hey Mario there it is and a feeling there okay so now of course to prevent a heart attack make our way there as quickly as we possibly can we got one more hallway to deal with which could potentially make things worse but that's okay bear you could be great in a sex toys commercial that double suck featuring double suck action what does that mean what's that dump what would double suck you I shouldn't ask too many questions in this regard I'm going down a path I don't want to travel Shambala quick he's escaping delayed just used its [ __ ] thing man oh boy there we go only treasure could staunch the flow he's done it he's done it let's go dark story challenge you for proprietorship of the pair pile just give me about a hundred years to prepare alright fair enough I'll see you in three thousand eighteen my friend where you and I will Duke it out for eternal control of the bear pile oh wait you said a hundred years you know what I'll see you in a thousand I'll give you more time hysterical blindness that don't work Fitz that's even worse clutch hitter actually pretty good robust also nice hippocratic do you feel like that was maybe something similar yeah well and while Mario welcome back to you what a troll [ __ ] and in so doing you know I don't think we actually have anything to benefit from with this but it's always fun sold on first of all got to commit to people that definitely need to be fixed it's gonna be you to first of all any more disease view of Rena bar Alice with her rabies still if I want to consider getting rid of that but I think I'll leave it be tan shoes gray wat and tapeworm lethargy sky taint and rabies alright so it's gonna be you for sure let's go Bam Bam thumb got it alright next kit Spindler with the stress let's get rid of that did it did it did it doe hey there we go and boom nope not there they're here nice done it and Joe Farrar let's go ahead and get rid of yours as well so we get a bunch of money and Arclight needs to be committed as well as put you over here perfect cool looking good Dave guy I guess is well might as well go ahead and get rid of that um Matt Skaggs sure why not alright now what shall we do level restriction and removes again unfortunately doesn't mean a lot for us here we could go to the cove with a with a champion team was the reward for going into here twelve deeds and this kill bird I guess so kind of wasting our town event but again it doesn't really matter that much yeah it seems right let's do that let's go for the bird Oh shriek our baby I wonder if that means I can use mercenaries that'll be really cool with that ten event allow to you to use mercenaries as well but it doesn't really matter let's see if I did Bam Bam Bam and soul Tek maybe who's got lethargy unfortunately I could do something like plague doctors well if I wanted to go super risky with this that wouldn't be a terrible idea hmm or maybe even a shield breaker cuz the shield breaker does have the bonus against the marked target and we can keep her in that spot that way too that's not a bad idea she's got Skye taints unfortunately so she'd get a lot more stress but I think I can deal with that I decided assume hmm did you ditch my vessel it might have died tolerate but hey let's see let's find out No then it must have ditched it yeah sorry sorry buddy I don't see it there either they can play doctor a grave robber to remove diseases well we won't have an opportunity for that unfortunately there's no campfire with the with the Shrieker fight this looks okay to me expose is unnecessary to upgrade but [ __ ] married mário double nerd double nerd alert Mario welcome back to the pile thank you very much for your subscription appreciate it bear hugs please in the Jeff in the newest members of the pile thing very much for the support so I think we're doing this heading off to the Shrieker once more oh it's got a name I just couldn't see it cuz of the thing it's called alpha-strike [ __ ] yeah oh it's a good team we know it's good team let's do it certain Oh survivalist is unnecessary so it's all it's all about trinkets here so let's do it unequip and for the are bolused I think I've got a pretty definitive set right no actually it's the shards for her I need to get her thing how much is hers hold on how much is her awesome ass 170 oh my god that's a lot hmm well well wait on that I guess I should have gotten that ahead of a few other things but oh well okay so for her we've got musket ball and I should give her the focus ring cuz she's got negative yeah - ten accuracy from that disease yikes so definitely this and maybe even another accuracy trinket if I can find one for her it might be worth it cuz that damn Shrieker it's tough chipset well we could do ancestors pistol yeah that's probably a better idea let's do that instead of the musket ball sacrificing your crit chance but I can give that to him just maybe even a better option and then the how master with the whistle and sters guard duration or we could do and then it doesn't really work here might just be like dismisses head or something for him where damage gets humans doesn't work lower damage that way yeah how master has ranged skills he's got the hounds rushed its range skill his primary skills are range skillet effect yeah I think I'm happy with this mrs. head for him straight-up damage seems like the way to go hey Sammy can we were about to fight up the ear of a go up against the Shrieker here allied calm this is the most diseased four man since the u.s. bobsled team came back from Sochi all right just leave that one there oh we should probably consider the marked bonuses as well which we don't get from this we do get from her spectral spear tip no no no which which one is it Skippy waffles last week you helped me with quitting smoking this week you're helping me through a breakup thanks for the stream boss oh [ __ ] well there we go welcome on back in hopefully we can make things a little easier a spectral spear tip doesn't really do what I'm looking for the random target doesn't really help all that much either hmm I guess just these two right to save her life but being defensive doesn't really make a lot of sense in this situation later on ego holic now good evening I'm gonna go with this it's such a weird that's such a weird Frankie no I don't want to do that I want to do I think I just want to do this I guess now let's do the spectral spear tip and then add to our blight skill chance which means I guess we want to do our like add one more thing that may be benefits fats it also do dancers foot wraps again I don't mind that that seems okay let's maybe go that route and then finally I've got the wounding helmet for my bounty hunter and he's also got vengeful kill list which isn't great here mask of the timeless speed and dodge I like it works for me accuracy bonus actually would be really nice for him to I don't know if there's anything I can give him for that though so I don't think so why not the spirit of boost damage because it's it's it's so weird like why is this minus 10% damage overall but then plus 35 percent damage versus marked it seems so silly it wasn't that if it wasn't for that second part of that trinket it like it's so weird I just can't feel good about taking that all right so now skill wise we're probably gonna want to use captivate here so we'll trade off a ders kiss for that well actually no adders kiss will be better than um hail so we'll take that there and then no hounds Harry of course I can use guard that's really gonna help that much we'll keep target whistle of course and then yeah I guess that's the way to go and then finally no bola snipers mark blind fire battlefield bandage okay I would consider an occultist ear for sure yeah I just don't have one really available at this rank consume hydration perfect timing I got to be ready to go for this [ __ ] okay after the Shrieker we must proceed and all those all those and we went out and you know went in yeah went on all right cool that's sure do it right I'm gonna bring a few of these just for fun cool let's go can I get my energy back baby mm-hmm nearly a my trinkets bag baby that's what I'm gonna get a gate my ancestors pan my candle I think I don't remember but we'll find out she gets the first action here okay so he doesn't have any protection nor does the nest 56% chance to hit I want to start with this actually seems fun and then maybe a target whistle dipping in with but again that doesn't you know I think the Bounty Hunter's mark doesn't debuff his dodge none of ours do in fact apart from oh wait now this one does let's have the árboles market and let the others boost their stats I guess which might be helpful it's a bit of a waste of time against the Shrieker I know but I'm hoping it helps mister Ubu 31 months in a row from mr. Hulu welcome back thank you thank you so much for that to support and it's a massive drop in Dodge which is so helpful I can get rid of that as well of course um let's go ahead and pop this and let's use this what does this do Lois or adds to our stress received Lois our virtue chance for the quest buffs speed and damage or is that yeah that's speed and damage whoo yeah yeah that's worth he's guarded right now - oh my god wow that was fast later on tolerate a good time oh boy so we gotta get rid of this of course I'm gonna use this on her as well I should have seen if I could use the herbs on that but yeah I figured I couldn't okay so 12 to 24 with a 56% chance to hit versus 56 on that as well it's about the same let's try it ooh big hit no blight of course now yeah I still try this right oh my god I'm getting lucky so far oh [ __ ] nice Dodge okay let's try to help him out a little bit pop the holy water here to forget the treats yeah yeah yeah that's right oh boy clutch plays from the hound master pop another holy water and self heal well dog biscuit next turn for sure she does not like him good dodges though crazy I hope what was the bear pile thing for subscribing appreciate it joy you bagged me mulch bear hugs please inland chant thank you very much hmm 48 percent stun chances decent ah okay yeah we got to reapply that mark I think that'll be the árboles turn here then finally we're getting this as well okay let's see what the Hat master can do gotta get him before he flies but dodge 78% yes let's go rifling victory oh baby a light cam look at all them goodies oh I missed you oh I missed you so much we're so pretty yes do you crew hello corvids curiosity well we gotta get rid of that and imposter syndrome Jesus Christ well that's an unfortunate side effect trouble yourself not with the cost of this crusade its noble end before do you brought tolerance in your choice of news yeah I guess you could say there was a murder of crows oh wait that's not what he says he goes that's what it is that's right sorry [ __ ] it up imposter syndrome got to get rid of that forgive my lack of knowledge but how'd you lose them in the first place more importantly how does the crow get them when characters die you lose the trinkets from them so that's how he swoops him up saint kidney he's gonna get rid of the sky taint finally let's do that salt tank with the lethargy we'll dispose of as well and then also down here I think there was one we got Deborah SH and kit Spindler both need to be fixed chase some afield welcome to the pile my friend thank you very much for your twitch Prime subscription if group of crows is called a murder does bringing a ton of crows together make you a murderer brilliant dark view everything for the bits as well oh boy alright then no more invitations we have yet to acquire another one unfortunately however we're getting a good amount of heirlooms at least let's have a look at the districts again to see what we want to grab hi oh your mic still on oh great I'm gonna go get my hair dyed oh hell yeah yay how do you have fun see you ah let's see here we could go for any of these four really hmm again tons of cress necessary for those I think that granary is probably the one I want to get the most and I can get that right now I'm gonna trade off some portraits or anything else really for the bus you only need 15 let's do it seems worth granary time baby yeah free food every week hmm not to mention the plus 15 percent healing when eating also quite nice we are one memory away from getting the mill Bell we're so close I kind of want to go for it the Red Hook is always tempting as well I like having all these buildings built that feels good and it feels good baby the house of the yellow hand quite nice a plus five percent permanent crit bonus to all these guys I would of course help our highwayman out quite a bit accuracy for those guys as well the formants hall is really cheap actually I could probably get that right now hmm trade more portraits for it yeah why not twenty-five crests I can do that real quick hell yeah there it is performance all complete so many buildings bear what is your opinion on pop-tarts big fan obsessed actually kind of a problem at this point in my life I'm 28 years old and I'm still eating him near daily yeah these will be next target for sure two additional respite points is always fun as well with these how'd you get so many heirlooms I can't seem to get a lot you got to prioritize them take a look at my end looms they're the only ones I got not too many and news never seem to get her that I'm a youngin I know I know I guess I still got a few years left to eat pop-tarts unashamedly right I got to enjoy that well since we are but one memory away let us go forth into the farmstead once more let's acquire it shall we we but we've got to go for it I think and what better way to do it then with four abominations absolutely perfect let's go get that fourth one where's the fourth one where's the fourth one goddamn it this is [ __ ] fine I'll bring a crusader whatever they're perfect I wish I had the fourth this sucks this is no fun this isn't what I want who gesture you know gesture could be fun it might be better yeah there we go bring a highwayman it has a name no uh liar liar liar plants for hire chase sell my field bury gonna play the hell out of dead cells when it comes out right yeah goodness that comes out in a couple hours overcook - comes out tomorrow as well I think a Lisa and I are gonna have to play that let's try this for fun why not this'll work position one abomination you know you know how functional that is we proved it the last time we attempted it we know how good this is the blacksmith needed no work necessary in the guild of cook to would bear Annelise expected I'd say I think it's very likely to happen especially now that we got two mics whoo just call me two mics bear two mics taffy alright let's do this [ __ ] crimson quartz set for the first boy sticking in position 1 slot 2 gonna feature us some some stun action actually I'm almost certain in fact let's keep our stuns in slot 3 shall we get the accuracy bonus for this bad boy you can give him a range skill boost that could be fun although I love a bit limiting I'll admit gotta give them Mildred's lock it to somebody so why not him right and then how bout let's see well let's give ourselves [ __ ] crystalline trinkets that sounds fun ignore stealth and coat of many colors or miller's pipe that could be fun yeah let's do that and let's not do that let's do this instead the dual crystalline set up oh yeah that's flawless this is perfect absolutely perfect we have three [ __ ] brights here why do we have three whatever I'm keeping them [ __ ] PR XS welcome to the pile my friend thank you for your support your subscription much appreciated bear hugs please in with Jen one for each abomination obviously yeah that makes sense ok off we go in a desperate attempt to get that tenth and final memory let's do it shall we got some free food this time as well what fun I mean the shard dust that vent that that that that and that alright I'll do I think off we go no need for blood right give me a bear yeah if we're looking good to go here I think this team's pretty much flawless not a lot of flaws here at all no siree they're gonna be good to go ready for action we're looking good we're looking good I think so not worries it is good well c'mon in if this kills the sleeper it'll be glorious oh ye of little faith [Music] poor Miller Miller right the victim the seasons took his livelihood I took his land and now uncountable years later the comet has taken his humanity my only regret is that I did not live to see that gaudy mill smashed to pieces by the miraculous bounty I reaped from beyond the void rip Oh real quick you can tell you can hear this in my and my nostrils can't you can I get it a little bit a little bit of a battle cry sound the Horn of Gondor we are ready for action a little bit of snot on my finger sorry [Laughter] not that you needed that little bit of information but hey I'm committed off we go I mean onward the colors so mesmerizing this is why I'm here I knew it man all right gotta pay attention to who we're using when we're and light the trinkets being the discerning factor although I could recolor them I suppose but that'd be too easy so we're gonna stun everything with this bad boy he's the stun machine then of course stress healing gonna be the way to go with him my boy up front he's got to transform he's got a rake all day long that's that's his go-to and then you know what it might be to transforming abominations here oh I did forget to rename the heroes we'll have to do that as well oh boy and that's right this guy here he's gonna end up popping a bunch of blight on everybody because of those kills all right let's see it they get names if they can get a memory yeah they got that urn being called actual names instead of abomination one and two well no crits yet yeah they certainly haven't earned [ __ ] how about we see one here though not quite a thing wanted thing - that's their current monikers that will deal that's work on this immediately yeah that's no problem Jess who's gonna save our asses here that'll do then I'll do I'm beginning to believe this could actually be really strong and I know it's very very very early to be saying that but we have to transformed abominations with the stress healing to manage them and ya know we don't have any direct heals sure but they can all heal themselves and the gesture is just gonna be in the back the entire time with the exception of maybe advancing for a finale every once in a while whenever stress gets out of hand for any one person like him for example boom self heal additional stress from the turn of the like Basu but no big deal and then BAM he'll 427 in one round and reduce his stress received how will the gesture heal though that's the only thing that's the only issue we don't really have a way to do that obviously and that's like we got a dodge of course gotta hope for that keep them in the back as often as possible singular strike and dodge the dodge duck dip dive and dodge that's the way to go current strategy pay no attention to the man with the loot yes this is like the medic we got a couple of tanks up here it's never good hit obviously that's the play yeah we got wound heal the heal during camps as well for sure we can unlock those absolutely hmm see now with how far into this we are we're absolutely just gonna transform this guy down and allow him to heal up no real need to hit anybody with the inspiring tune though there's that and then they'll transform down get a little bit of healing across the board too what's good somehow working oh I should have really checked the camping skills prior to leaving though that was a big goof whoops cuz yeah two of them have wound care locked so that's a that's a big whoopsie but at least they still have a lot of their options and well we'll be able to figure it out I'm sure got a lot of food too having killed the countess now I know I started up this stream entirely intending to enter the courtyard but we didn't get any invitations from the two runs we did and then just the the temptation of acquiring that tenth memory is too great so I got to do it man I got to get this mill built let's keep these buffs going as well here's hoping the countess shows up as a boss that's not possible is it I don't think that crimson court people can show up in here maybe they can be hilarious and horrifying thing to do to do to do to do and regale disadvantaged give them no they still have their rake buffs as well for at least he does there's a 25% per yeah so he still does as well but now we definitely need to get some stress healing done so all pull for it from him upfront can't really transform him down yet of course so thigh hey there welcome pop a rage right there of course another stun is probably fine too might have wanted to do with self feel their intent use I probably want to keep him low whenever possible there it is keep this up low 50 whenever possible and rake whenever possible as well keep those stacks of damage going you believe it dark is done oh they don't show up until you've entered it okay I was under the impression that they be showing up just on a small percentage chance but that makes sense I suppose wait until you've actually gone in yourself at least once only being able to transform once was one of the first things I removed you removed no I mean that's certainly gonna make the character a lot better if you're just gonna deem yourself what it can do even can't do but more power to yeah I guess [Music] I would just on a break right now max needs some time off yeah it seems appropriate actually no why did I do that that was a waste oh well let me deal and this sequence of rakes here is gonna be excellent - oh my goodness all I need is a hero's ring to drop in you're all set I'll take care of me right yeah so far so good here I'm gonna get another quick reset might as well set up the finale if I get the opportunity this will be the last wave I believe I deem that my gesture one shot everything he probably could at this point let's give him the chance I guess right should I move forward I don't think I should move forward I think that's got to be the best play here god damn it was yes very very good yeah well move yeah just dirt stab all the way through I think this is gonna take at least two rounds to clear out all these guys and I'm gonna have to self heal here actually that's looking a little scary very glad to be able to rake this at least though to hit him and then um you know what let's just bandage that and leave it be I think we can wait until we get through the end of this one that is very effective just don't hit him I said no I said no oh that's not nice okay now you're just being mean thank you it's got 43 died you should have at least missed something right okay now we can do that for sure transform him down to allow for the Dirk's tab to move forward to set up the finale for the next round even though it's not gonna matter too much and I'm gonna rake so no matter I'm gonna finale this guy of course - there we go see this is what's dangerous of course but he does have a good amount of dodge so I just got a bank on that really port aureus oh come on goddamnit porked aureus welcome to the bear pile thank you very much appreciate that subscription please welcome Amon in with some bear hugs he's for using twitch Prime onward yay pork thank you very much appreciate you seven glad you could join us yeah okay well when I probably take advantage of this here I don't think I can oh my god I didn't even get the stun holy [ __ ] dude dude dude yeah let's go ahead and do this well hold on lighting him hmm now the rake is way too good here with it hitting both of them especially now yeah that's good oh boy and now it's good beginning to look like Jess who's gonna have to get into a healing cycle here Oh another bleed we got to remember they do mark themselves with this transformation okay well that's not too bad pick it up it's beginning to look a lot like chritsmas nope I lied [ __ ] well it's not enough not enough there either oh they didn't mark themselves it was from the witch oh they don't know yeah you're right you're right you're right my bad my bad man babe Mamet want to spread misinformation here that was the ruinous axe I didn't think about it another one now everyone's marked which means nobody's marked array we fixed it go go eat dogs go go you horrifying monstrosity God you look horrible great stress he'll the holy [ __ ] baby mmm miss thanks flagon tan shoes is feeling good at least he's all set please give a kill not quite boy um still gotta be rake right 86% although let's try that no come on Dirk stab there it is now he heals good choice no rabies at least no double dodged [ __ ] not too much though luckily we got that - stress affecting us here time to transform down we are gonna heal again for sure finale set up here of course but wasting it on him is not ideal good dodge hey there we go work again there we go oh my god yay die oh my goodness beautiful so gorgeous thank you thank you very much cred he'll that'll do hi Mildred corner of reality in that a little bit of healing there to than that fun okey dokey so a little bit too much believe there too much stress here as well but not a lot we can do about it right now of course let's eat some food looks good whoops oh [ __ ] that was a mistake but alright [ __ ] it onward okay it's gonna be all about stress heels now for the gesture do to do to do no further battle ballads nor are we going for the the Dirk stabs in the finale at this point I might not even transform yet I thought I could get away with it let's give them a turn or two to do some [ __ ] bit of cheese right here wait to set them up to be in a bit better of a position prior to the full transformation it all Kristin walk with the bear pile welcome back I should say six months in rail of married bliss wait what oh boy that's fun congratulations hope you're enjoying it [Music] oh yeah we're feeling better now feeling good baby and the silver season too bad mm-hmm I think he meant the joke of six months of being married to you bear oh well would you get me the six-month anniversary is a very important one you know that right and if you didn't get me anything well I guess that tells me what what I'm eatin to you you got you that sub he got me that sub [Music] but the bear hugs where are they you got you a literal submarine oh wow well alright yeah I guess that's fitting for a six-month anniversary I suppose and look at that these abominations this is working that little bit of cheese the beginning of this round here fix them up a bit sure shuffle is a bit annoying but hey now it gets to transform this guy who hasn't transformed all day oh I bet that felt good like stretching your wings hmm do this now plug it now we slap and welcome to the jam and transform now what does crit transform mean he got an even bigger dick quickly the time turns I'm just curious what makes you think of a dick when you see these guys maybe these enlarged mandibles mi cam feel sorry for the gesture he's probably like you want me to go in there with three one no gesture doesn't see creature he only sees companion we still have our finale right yeah all the veins I suppose yeah I'll give you that a bit phallic in nature and that bleeds gonna keep going I don't know about this guy I think I might have to transform him down as well but just the ability to do this feels so good oh it feels so good now I'm gonna finale for sure but let's go ahead and transform down here so we're not adding on a bunch of stress to everybody so it's gonna be a long-form battle now having transformed back down to of our abominations but I don't know I think it'll be okay [Music] I think it'll work out finale is the way to go here for sure now crit but we'll take the result now just worried about this of course great dodge Scala tug well we know what we're doing here desert hello welcome got to be a stress he'll for sure I'm gonna transform this boy down at our earliest opportunity make sure he's gonna be taken care of should be able to hit this thing with the manacles as well no problem it's not enough oh boy oh boy the hora yep this is bad oh it's bad let's see I am going to pop a lot in them cos [ __ ] it there we go all right he is self-healing all day long at this point I can stun for sure whoa yes Oh baby how about another one whip it real good oh yeah we'll be fine we'll be fine which guys heal up a little here they had a PvP mode announced as the Kickstarter goal but it was cancelled that would be fun now we we workshop a PvP mode of this game in this chat a lot that would be a good time I'm not gonna get that again let's scope this slowly making progress here it'll be alright dams across the board not too bad I should just go ahead and keep stressing I'm sure one who can't do it on himself obviously is the way to go excellent no countess yet bone Jar yeah that was a that was a mistaken analysis on my part of my desires apparently I still crave the endless madness not to mention the memories contained within that's the ultimate goal here with this mean squad is get to get this tenth and final memory to build the mill oh and that would feel good all guys kill this thing [ __ ] man it with Dirk stabbed sure can't cool alright well good luck guys [Music] this should be fun boy let's see you keep working on it Bell Wow yes Laureus 100 ancestors parachuted into without into an eldritch horrors gaping muhaha I play it all oh so callamezzo all that retro - das ok Tom Steve be welcome to the bear bile my friend thank you for subscribing with with Prime I appreciate you very much me Ben bear hugs please in the chat thank you all for the subscription certainly appreciate it the pile has swelled the the ups and downs over the last few weeks or so have been well they've been wavy as Kanye would say I guess but certainly appreciate y'all sticking around and keeping the subs going very very can I thank you not sure if you know but notification sounds aren't working are you sure I'm hearing them y'all aren't hearing them I thought they were working love when we speak French to each other bear it's so hot we're not hearing them what what the [ __ ] that's weird I am huh that is very strange you're not hearing that Skippy waffles donation to you to never speak Spanish again how the [ __ ] are you not it that doesn't make any sense what all right I'm gonna have to figure that out I have no [ __ ] idea why that's not working that's a fun new problem guys you know what's the best as a streamer is when something's working something always has been working for months honestly years even maybe something works normally a certain way it just stops it just stops nothing you can do it just stops working whoops oh [ __ ] speaking of things not working anymore yep it does oh my god [Laughter] oops just gonna move into the back just gonna stay on death's door for a while to be fair it has been working for months long-term twitch has been keeping things running private I mean I'm not even blaming twitch I have no idea why it's not working could be stream Labs could be on my end I'm just always thrilled when [ __ ] breaks for absolutely no reason is all it is well I think the jesters gonna die y'all so this really didn't work out too great bit of a bummer but we gave it a shot we gave it an honest effort here I think we might be fools to press on buddy it seems that way now well we can get him with this I guess and then with a blight there might be worth a shot jester's just gonna death store resist literally everything from your honor I'd like to see it somehow leave him with one again good work all right come on here's one try come on now gesture moved to the front that's not good oh no that lion that's a long sub hey welcome back man oh boy welcome to the pain oh yes I've not gotten my tenth memory yet no we're on the way to hopefully get that right now although it's gonna be tough just don't die lull Wow yep yep yep stay alive stay alive stay alive stay alive stay alive [Music] having a character blinking red with a red skull on his on his name is it's good it's a good thing that's what you want in dark is not Jim it's it's extra motivation Park welcome to the bear pile think very much for you twitch Prime subscription I appreciate it enjoy pageants birdie that's personality it builds character watch out gesture that'll work well the symphony will soon continue thank you oh this is the Miller center oh that's right yeah this always happens I forgot um okay so we did already check the camping skills so we're good to go here lucky ducky hmm what if we had them all psych up in anger management we get to two of them psych up and then the others anger management who or we can do this we do anger management every rows and then psych up on to or it's it's some variation of that I like it we're gonna do this that that and this yeah I love that that's pretty damn good actually holy [ __ ] okay cool we're in business let's go I'm still going somehow now let's not let the Jester get hit anymore shall we oblah go with a 25% immediate damage buff there goes the abomination stress heels all day here but now even bigger monsters with that 25% absolutely miss every little goddamn bit of damage on him is horrible they're not gonna get blighted either I gotta try this that's [ __ ] this is fine jpg feeling fine feeling good rig so hey there welcome [Music] okay okay all they're in the wrong order yeah they are good point I didn't even realize stop going for him [ __ ] you yeah how might I have to switch that up and I'm not sure I'm gonna get rid of that this one hmm rake for the damaged stack even though it's unfortunately not that good there and leavin the corpse with one too is beautiful thank you none of that of course but they did lower his resistance in case I can get it with somebody else dismiss you just got a mess for me oh boy mm-hmm that poor goddamn jester didn't one shot him all right here we go though nice self heals stress heals very good very good gleaming torchlight yeah that is extra crit chance for the enemy goody hey that's not too bad leave them with one though classic move yeah might as well try the smile it's not the guy with the stun boost though so I think you just rather do this and 4851 yeah okay at least it's not any further damage back there come that give me no crits in this hell how about just I'm just one crit oh they're just one little Betty crit please pretty please right here on this guy that's the only one I want just this one little rage grit [ __ ] you then fine you stubborn little [ __ ] about it oh that sucks oh it sucks that sucks big balls oh [ __ ] I'm gonna let that go oh man we need all the damage on him I might have to go for finale here that's not too bad I think I'll rage this cab it emits pretty crits all right you better come through wow how did you do that you're not supposed to have that level of control only I'm supposed to have that level of control sir that's a little scary all right that's ideal I want to keep the rake damage stacked up but rage is more powerful obviously it's a huge difference much different or a much bigger difference in the crit chance though so I'd like to do that let that go for one more turn of course okay yeah this is still fine I'm gonna try this well now he's again that's not the guy with the buff so I don't think it's worth a try just take care all his stress and then one more here and now I just got to be terrified of a boar rush getting all the way to the back oh my god come on now can't be quick enough here I got a try just stack up as much damage as I can even though that does take away his manacles but whatever desperately hope to avoid the damage on the gesture it's all I can do at this point come on next turn maybe it takes three goddamn turns thank you thank you thank you come on Oh forever with this guy no crits either oh that's terrible I should back up I really should back I shouldn't have stabbed in the first place [Applause] oh boy Oh that was unexpected okay thank you yeah never any regrets with mean teams exactly it's always anything we can accomplish with this set as a victory finally get that [ __ ] killer here good god definitely stress kneeling worried about a potential of greater horror stacked on here and the skull toss of course is terrifying but not a lot I can do apart from attempting to stun him for that now the laudanum is almost necessary holy [ __ ] [ __ ] alright let's use that here we go who's the worst of it he's gonna go ahead and pop another one there as well 59 66 they're gonna help themselves so let's do this try the stun again he doesn't have the resistance here so I could do it with either one Oh baby thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you try it again I I'm not gonna transform down here but I could you know what it's about that time let's do it go for the Osmond chain come on yes all right now we try to sell feel quite a bit unless I want to try to get back there oh maybe it'd kill here it'll be huge if I could just one shot him I should try to finale nice this guy damn guy is just in a bad spot and has been all day long still stunned here let's try this again damn that sucks damn its marked yeah the dude with the cloak is all the way in the back unfortunately that's really bad positioning [ __ ] [ __ ] this doesn't even help I'm just gonna whatever I'm not gonna be able to finale unfortunately so I'm just gonna try to stress you I'm probably gonna get teleported out before he does this next turn anyway there we go get rid of 30 more and hopefully missed that nope now I got to pop another Lawton on there for sure oh boy hey that helps there we go okay that's all fixed up yes oh my god get rid of this that's the buff okay we're good we're good we're good we're good let's go no no no no other times of mud rain let's do it lots of protection for the first not gonna stun blight though maybe the way to go lowers his resistance as well okay let's keep working on this battle ballad buffs are tempting but he could make things bad for me here okay 9:16 oh we got to do that damn it gotta wait till he summons something to start the rake that's not good at luckily a stress shield they're already good dodge to okay here we go it begins damn it that's inconvenient start this up again all that's just gonna hit this guy isn't it so let's just try to get rid of him it's all possible nice the double rake of course stress heels from the gesture coming up for sure another dodge on the Miller damn it what does he have here not too bad 6065 keep this up time for a reaping ok I've got a pretty damn good team for this actually although that's inconvenient the minions stay is stuck in the dead pose yet that's normal for him in the in that state though right when he's buffed by the Miller I think so anyway alright obviously looking to avoid any reaping cuz the gesture can't fix himself from that even with free that time oh boy now I can do this which is fine that's actually enough there if I want to just leave him be to die and I could try something like a rage against the Miller here rage against the Miller one of my favorite bands when I was an angsty teen alright keep it up he's gone he's just oh wait no he's not dead he has the rustam I'm an idiot [ __ ] and he went for the [ __ ] jester with that he he crit healed for 40 what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] Howard cam damming is a symptom of otherworldly corruption confirmed I think we knew that much I'm gonna have to pop a lot in him there yeah regen goes first so that was a bit of a stupid mistake but it doesn't really matter too much so he's still gonna go down there which means I got to try this again that let's see yeah I think this is worth okay very very good I want to go for this 43 let's go time to set up a finale here we go moving up got to go for it 10 per with the blight - oh [ __ ] he knows he can sense it he can sense it he's going for the double reaping isn't he I knew it oh my god oh god no no hey that works rip oh why did you have to go first [ __ ] Oh God I should probably have him go stay in the third spot and then move back but then no that doesn't work Oh God Oh God he healed himself [ __ ] okay okay oh my god has 18 speed out of [ __ ] this isn't good at all okay here we go it has to crit it has to crit it has to crit it has to crit it has to come on 64% let me see that crit finale baby that was terrible see you buddy dust Masha's more disappointment hey we got achievements oh well that's bad oh man we must leave a parish the gesture still lives somehow in some way but well I you spoken too soon yep [Laughter] bring back it milk it oh I sure did and I sure [ __ ] dead that's probably rep yeah it'll be back though it's not like they're totally dead how many did we get after all in that almost 50 oh [ __ ] a meme team living the dream look at him go the degeneracy of the hamlet is nothing I fear when compared to the condition of surrounding acres it's a got 20 shards or something like that out of that what fun doodles and bunches of fun I forgot to turn on voice commands clearly yeah hey there buzz light-skin oh boy that was a meme it was a meme and a half wasn't it alright let's go exploring or maybe go to the courtyard you know what fiving it's time we get into the core yeah yeah we've had a nice something nice and relaxing like the courtyard exactly that's what we need to do here let's go ahead and set that kind of run up shall we we'll throw uh let's see let's do get Spindler's got rabies because isn't too bad you probably manage that to be like a double Crusader run in here is it a good idea to avoid setting off the crimson court area till I'm built up a bit if you can if you can at all inertial mage yeah I think you'd be ideal read Pines Jester deserves death for not quitting he had his moment there I agree yeah he could have easily made himself the hero instead he became the villain consumed water bear I got you oh [ __ ] I didn't even realize we have a Cove boss maybe I want to go here instead beguiling siren oh that's there is evil disease I gotta make progress to the countess at some point man I want to get this highwayman crimson court trinket to eventually very excited about the possibility of that um make sure get all the guys up here that I have available I can do something like I really want to role no healer here I really want to do something like we throw low core in there and then maybe like hmm well I don't know about luck or actually I might be dangerous I just saw what happens when I chance these sorts of builds right but like what if I did like a grave-robber hold on a second I think oh yeah we might be doing some of this fanciness here again no healer in the courtyard I concur is pretty foolish what if I did like hit Spindler with that much stress sucks but seems like really my only choice hmm yeah that's all I can do this is okay though want to thank you for your guidance I finally beat the game a few days ago hell yeah pork congratulations yeah the Crusader can take care of the stress ceiling I think well enough and even if we don't make a ton of progress here it is still progress at least so it's not like it's a failure log star go bear hugs please for the newest member well c'mon in thank you thank you very much beat the game last night hell yeah mad man congrats to you too it's still a hell of an accomplishment I'd say it's tough it's a tough [ __ ] game new occultist to fight the abyss one must know it sook there we go alright yeah I think I'm ready for this let's go ahead and get this squad goin got some fancy new trinkets to use today too courtesy of that Shrieker so I think I'll go ahead and go with her standard kit should be just fine here in the in the courtyard sign conscription coupled with maybe like ancestors scroll or something could be really effective here for the Crusader I think I want to go a little bit more defensive-minded this time and I I want to try this just to see how good it makes his inspiring cry I don't want to do the math to figure that out I just want to see it for myself this seems good higher duration for blight do I have no right yeah it's not a set bonus just a crystalline trigger um-hmm I'll ancestors candle right yeah I gotta use this let's do that coupled with maybe I'm not gonna boost any melee range skills specifically I'd like to be like maybe even just dismisses head for her and we'll see if I can have enough stress healing with the other parts of the crew and then finally probably just gonna be the typical build here of Junius head and well I don't have the ancestor scroll for her I guess so what would it be hmm suppose we could use the reticle passage still if I wanted lens of the comet that could be fun could also give her the ancestors map you know that might be pretty damn helpful here actually I think I'm gonna do that extra scouting chance in the courtyard could be very very very nice right although is that a set thing can anyone let me know if that's a if that's the case I don't think the courtyard has like set scouting so I'm pretty sure that would be beneficial scouting Vestal new meta absolutely look at that she's ready for action baby hey bear you have two eyes lmao loser yep yep I'm missing that one but now great yep would you mind taking a closer look at the ancestors candle again I wanted to join more people's perception of it by asking if it looks like someone giving a middle finger to anyone else no it looks like a tentacle on a candle that looks like an ancestors tentacle on a candle about the flame up there and all that I can't agree with you there I'm sorry okay we good we done we said we ready I think so gonna make sure we got all the right skills here - I think captivates gonna be swapped for a ders kiss maybe even puncture actually I'm gonna have all these equipped good stuff she's got those yep yep yep and it looks good okay oh camping skills yeah good point good point good point let's go check and if you do there's not a very safe way to turn up nothing safely a very quick way to get up there you don't need any of those you could not benefit from any of that night moves me and yeah we're fine we're fine we're fine sweet let's go yes I'm ready for this probably too much food and do that that full stack [ __ ] it all the blood and laudanum sure herbs probably not necessary but [ __ ] it I'm a millionaire let's go the morbid encounter resolved itself in my favor and I set to work pursuing degeneracy in its most decadent forms the air pulsed with anticipation as I revealed the unnatural terroir of the house bidding but my exultation was cut short as the attending gently turned upon themselves in an orgy of indescribable frenzy a single drop of that forbidden tannin gifted me with a dizzying glimpse of the hibernating horror beneath my feet and in that moment I understood and truth of the world I stood reborn molted by newfound knowledge my head throbbing to the growing wine weird vermin come to drink the tainted blood of the darkest dungeon gross that's disgusting ancestor shouldn't hang a lady upside down over a bowl and then serve her blood dear guests at a fancy ball having them turn into vicious vampire monsters that eat each other then being reborn amidst an eldritch horror of time and space even my own tethered imagination there is not conceive of what effect the years spent submerged in toxic sludge I saw but yeah I saw it but too that was gross oh we can go two ways how fun I'll go left now I got to try to give her a chance maybe to disarm this stuff but it's not as high as I'd like that work worth ago anyway how many kills in that last endless run the last one I just did I only got like 48 no I'm not on a controller calm down that was a mean team though with three abominations and a jester almost worked not quite that'll do Thank You T John terrible welcome the bear pile my friend bear hugs in the chat thank you for subscribing much appreciate it it's for using their Twitter premise up how about an impale to begin with here that's too much stress Wow immediately too much stress on her let's see if that boost ends up working out for me I guess right now 58% no thanks let's try that or that sure cool oh god thank you just have rabies I got to keep that in mind heals for for stress heals for 12 very very good yeah that's really nice I'd say that's worth it for her buffs good [ __ ] now come on now I mean I got to assume that I'm probably gonna end up with a curse on most of these guys but if I can avoid it and like that 15 months around nearly a year you'll get there someday one of these days buddy thank you very much for the continued support sorry Wayne June isn't here to grace your presence and to figure out what's going on with that eventually with Miss goodness the new DLC ancestors evil sex dungeon Vestal will be up there 9 days out of 10 that's an expression people use cool there we go and that's not enough oh boy what fun try that truthfully I don't need any of that stuff so well I actually you know what I'm gonna take some press I'm gonna bring some cress back with me that sounds like fun I'm gonna try to work towards some more of those new buildings and let that blood go switch up the team again let's do it I'm gonna go down that seems smart and I don't think I need to use a shovel on that I'm not worried about getting any loot from this place I just want to make progress I might just have to go ahead and stress y'all the vestal all day long here until she's feeling better why I feel like that guy is the biggest priority right now he's probably not damn it well yeah especially now that I think I've got a numbers advantage I think it's probably wise to keep doing this 12 per it's gonna be quick work assuming nothing horrible happens two or three more rounds ought to do it you just you're gonna hit everything I know that much the student never misses you can inflict the curse oh no he was already greatest okay yeah we're good no problem no very good very good my shadow fade here it seems good makes her the more likely target for that captain collateral damage welcome to the bear pile thank you for subscribing with twitch prime thank you for the bear hugs chat so kind so welcoming always gonna hit that [ __ ] and then with a bleed so we'll go for a group heal next up welcome to the pile as well thank you for your twitch prime sub much appreciate it oh god 83 [Applause] there we go nice feeling better I swear to God he just does not miss I'm gonna try to prolong this just a bit just kidding what the [ __ ] oh my god um I really do want to stall a second so hold on I gotta heal her up Matt ain't messing around no sir and there it is down to 19 on this vessel that feels good resisted the stack of bleed - thank you oh my god and we get to pop another heal how about another stress heal nope alright fair enough - more blood I'll just give one here that was 20 - extra stress I probably shouldn't have done that so now he's feeling really good I guess oh that is more food I'll take it I'll just eat it right now actually oh my god that's a lot cool cool all right yipee in another room battle see if we can get another Scout after this but too much stress on the Crusader at this point of course - let's see I'm gonna blight a lot of stuff lunge is okay pretty good chance to kill him actually I think I'll start with that I need to worry about the corpse there either of course and then we could start getting these guys taken care of let's go to the back actually didn't get the tenth memory yet now we got to get that next time not gonna stun still mighty well you know what 60% not too much there we go pretty good here's the blood yeah I had to expect it okay we do have a full stack of blood in the inventory so it's not too bad those two crits are gonna add a lot of stress though that definitely sucks balls I'd like for that not to happen anymore please a chill breaker and grave robber actually fantastic to have in here very very good stuff will shadow fade more than likely coming up here too and then let's stun him again now let's try the judgment yeah one more of these better still need to work on it though doo-doo-doo-doo only around episode 25 on YouTube spoilers it's interesting to see you survived so far that you were like watching Game of Thrones Season 4 about it you're skipping important bits of lore you'll never know what happened to Grandpa Barret down in the well at the beginning of episode 34 it's so critical to your understanding of future storylines man deplored you're just cheating yourself fair enough get it kaguya's he got even think about it cuz he's in a well that's that's good no that's good I like that no need for this I guess here we go here we go am i right so far so good you don't need to do this definitely didn't need to do that oh you got a scout from that okay well good work I should have brought more shovels probably that's looking like a bit of a mistake who was speaking of which yep definitely a mistake dump this needs I guess yes fine the only thing deep here is that damn well okay start there again sure it always works mine as well damn and I could probably have a judgment here camp now I guess I should i do have 48 [ __ ] food ah oh my god it's too much thank you wow that's a big move I [Music] probably should have done a judgement there yeah that's that is really bad oh my god cool well let's kill him first stun you or either of them probably not hey nice well we can probably get this skill that'll do she's got for stress it's a bit outlandish all right then I say we pop antivenom and laudanum here and the herb why not pull heals from a boy eat a lot in the mountain her as well and then a lot of thing about a boom probably give up first action here actually so let's go ahead and finish her off no or not cool oh [ __ ] please how well she's dead so let's just let her die I guess maybe even shadow fade now that sucks although I don't think that's gonna carry over as long as I want it to wow we get to top off on cool thank you how on earth are we going first naturally one dude I need to actually use okay I don't need this stack of gold so let's get out of here time to camp out for sure let's do it well we can get rid of we don't have a disease anymore the curse replaced rabies that's cool so that means we're gonna do zealous speech for sure let me hit him with maybe the bless for the accuracy on somebody hmm praise no sanctuary oh no no no pray I thought was sanctuary for a second there pray though is not bad hmm just encourage her of course no mortality debuffs at the moment kind of want to go gallows humor but kind of unnecessary at the same time so let's just go ahead and do this this now this now this now this none of those none of those things I kind of want to just focus on stress we have five left I want to do something a little more effective snake ski and I suppose adders and brace isn't bad let's do that I never use that then we'll do a bless on him okay that's fine that's fine that's good I like it that was spooky sounding why did that get so loud all of a sudden that was weird yay Chris weirdly what I want now hey buddies surprised them all right then I will indeed begin with the lunge again it's boded well for me so far tenten's stunned on the back line oh boy that does it need five damage up front I'll probably end up shadow fading set up a double damage lunge in the back well eventually go for the red hook I'm sure yeah not now though of course - 50 dodge holy [ __ ] I didn't realize what that debuff did yeah that's probably worth it papa stress kill here oh nice up we go ah I really should have shadow fated for sure that was yeah I missed that oh thank you though he actually missed an attack that's a shocker all right now I think it might be too late to shadow fade so I should pull out Kevin might as well already I can't stun him so I guess let's just do this hey mr. SEO 416 oh my god insanity resist there too is beautiful okay obviously going for the lunge here oh I can't [ __ ] get him now god damn it hey Babbage how you doing okay there it is not quite enough one more there we go yay all right some good progress here and no cause for alarm just yet let's keep moving well I went left last time so let's go right this time seemed appropriate eggie eggie eggie eggie eggie blondie blondie blondie blondie blondie blondie blondie welcome back with you months around thank you very much appreciate it bill ignore that [ __ ] nor that [ __ ] thank you the bear hugs as well get a bunch of them in there also get a bunch of give me your best mosquito sounds Chet yes bear we all know that the best strategy for a maze is the zig zag of course quickest way to the curse - apparently yay welcome to the swamp [Music] and let's just do that it's been so fun to kill you that way though why didn't you want to do it again alright good [ __ ] maybe that one it's probably not a good idea try to get it's not instead let's do this doo doo doo doo mm-hmm and there's a group he'll coming up okay gross more than likely shadow fade again to set up a one just kill for the end of this one I'm sure to get the back here yes sir oh she's craving alright go ahead and fix that up fix this up as well and then pop that and then go for that why not all boys sounds so fun okay Colin welcome still no need to stress he'll I'm happy with the smite stun is not gonna happen there obviously so there we go impale looks really good now impale + lunge I think does it oh it gets first action now damn it [ __ ] me Wow sure buddy cool you go ahead and just crit everything this is a good turn so far really looking great solid stuff from everybody resisted that [ __ ] and I can't get back there okay well enjoy and I'm gonna stress y'all that one that's a bit much he is gonna get first action again though almost certainly just kidding [ __ ] you yippie the trifling victory not a victory nonetheless no big old bird just flew by dog sama bet she was huge gonna be a big bird I want to be big bird on Sesame Street that's ultimately as my life objective The Voice Big Bird y'all help me out with that mega bird oh do I wanna be big Birds arch-nemesis mega bird you thought Big Bird was cool try mama mega bird he's like big bird but better in every conceivable way Big Bird and small bird I should be small bird actually that's a much better idea Big Bear I can't be big bear it anymore because I shaved it I shaved it was getting too hot man [Music] Rhoda greater the glory not nice all right winter is coming yet five months I got time to grow it out more crests oh boy let's do it uh I don't need the money [ __ ] it let's keep these make another stack while we're at it absolutely that's what we need we're getting we're in here for crests and nothing else that's right and I'm not touching that so much stuff so many nasties it's a fun way to start the battle in and then just immediately annihilate something you hush up now you're gonna be just fine nah I might have to stun we're not stun uh just dress heal stuns probably there's one oh boy yep she's not dodging anymore [ __ ] this is bad this is quite bad good stuff yes shadow fade with her unfortunately I'm gonna try to heal her up that's good anything to set us up with a decent group heal here now do that beep I gotta get ready for debuff Porges shadow fade I guess that does the job doesn't it with that being the case - I think I'll do this excuse me just cuz she's gonna move her back anyway I move forward I mean and then hopefully a smite hero could be enough oh boy that's slightly dangerous but probably okay is it enough no so I'm gonna keep going with this slow plays here it's gonna work out I got bandages too just keep healing off this stuff got a lunch coming up as well of course there we go one dead probably the gun for that guy with that move but oh well now he or she does not have any else you got dodged for two rounds okay nice then one more stretchy all would be lovely thank you Oh beautiful now if you could just miss one attack that'd be perfect [ __ ] another bleed there too all right we'll do what we can hey bear when you meet the Baron does it take the curse off all your heroes are just the ones that are there it's all of them takes the Chris off all your heroes clears the entire estate it's lovely you got to help them out here and then probably just holy lance it's tempting to go for this I'll feel again but I think the holy lance is definitely the way together with this and then give them the blood and KaBlam a blue a blue bababa blue Sikh sees this momentum push on to the tasks and we have sixty crests that feels good further down down is the name of the game although oh it's a locked room which means I probably need the yellow key son of a [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] I will take this in place of this and I will come back with more shovels next time that's the plan we have to use another campfire suited to a lunge to begin with once more I like it not the strongest but I'll take it still and then how about that cool what fun now I need the big time heels please sorry on welcome to the bear bile bear hugs please in the Jeff thank you for subscribe with whit prime miss it miss it miss it thank you and what's gonna do that's fine it's acceptable bloodlust driving him mad let a shadow fade once more to set up a lunge again that sucks that sucks hard no no all right he's up front I don't exactly remember what he can do here but I'd like to avoid finding out feels so much damage with the stunning blow now - 50 % he's the one with protection but he's so close to death I gotta go for him oh but we can do this yeah that seems pretty good I like that well enough let me do it let me do it let me do it let me do it let me do it come on judgment more kress hug it hug it okay time to camp out again hoping that we're on the way to the yellow key here I'll connect sigh okay interesting all right time to buff for once let's go with the bless again and let's put that on the grave robber I think is gonna be a little bit more beneficial here umm matters embrace once more I'll take snake skins snake eyes all the time here and then produce a supply out of more good to go cool let's get out of here sick and another torch for that Crest's nope yeah well a little bit more space in the inventory now at least alright let's see what we get yellow key please not quite no herbs for this either but we'll try it out more scouting lovin that it's going very good room battle with curio room metal curio that's just a curio actually so that might be what we're looking for this is stress healing I'll keep available until the end of this hallway again don't quite need it you know ignore him once more or she'll just do her thing fine with me let's see been loving this except when it misses of course then it sucks balls all right well obviously not an ideal we'll start there [Music] we're gonna be looking for stuns when the holy Lance into him since he's already transformed there we go we're just setting that up another transform the crit won't heal we're gonna go for the adders kiss there especially with the added flight chance oh we got another lunge though hey that'll work good lord I love this team so fun to shuffle around a suit I hope you're doing well - thanks for the kind wishes doo doo doo doo doo my face when you want to buy a gift subscription to overconfidence but for some reason you can't it doesn't let you oh [ __ ] the immediate stress he'll there that was nice it's kind of weird then lunch again why not no reason not to ooh baby one health left I can't hit him with a crusader and she goes first great dodged hell yeah block that's a stress heel for me free and wife no stress holy [ __ ] how in the [ __ ] that this happened in an herb all right there were some yeah yeah key beautiful all right let's get rid of this that's exactly what we needed let's go give her the chance to disarm here there we go hey John terrible welcome you didn't have you fine by me read on the wiki that you voice the fanatic Baron if I count how did you manage to get that they contacted me madman if you can believe it they were like hey you want to do this and I was like yeah yeah I do and then I did it yay and here we are parte order good call there we go making progress baby I don't know if I'm gonna be fighting it with this party I mean we're making quick headway through this courtyard here already acquired the yellow key again and I've got no stress full health and quite a few provisions left even though these hunger tiles keep hitting me god I wish I could have gotten the mill built before this oh well oh my god and we obviously benefit from that but mm-hmm it is cool that we've hit a bear in the game I agree I makes me feel pretty damn good starts with our shield breaker finally let's go for the impale then and start off with that again of course good lord she's a Crittenton today excellent fantastic start there Wow we deal with one manservant forseen let's see what he does transforms himself in fortunately say yeah that's the best he could have done with that but still not much to deal with unless he gets to go twice sure yeah why not alright oh my god sweet sweet revenge immediately procured by the shield breaker let's heal up fine I'm installing darkest dungeon again and welcome back to your torment tax first please thank you thank you no worries these nightmarish creatures can be felt they can be beat to the gate we go you mean that inventory slot back please elect ourselves no time for that onward [ __ ] off we go very well could be something we need but I'm willing to push on and find out okay we've gotten through them with the majority of these battles more or less untouched it feels nice that's a kill if that blight lands which somehow it did holy [ __ ] afternoon Spartan well c'mon in starve starve a say that starts out startling welcome good to see as will smite Church small chance of one shot he got it well played buddy Jesus hell this is crazy this is wild this expedition at least promises success I don't think they did blind stone this would be a great tablet game - I'd love to play this on my phone that'd be awesome [Music] first time Spartan welcome on in good to have you these lunges absurdity from the grave-robber I would yeah I probably eat a lot of battery wouldn't it fair enough I mean kingdoms on mobile though which also eats a ton of battery admittedly is it on iPad with touch support or is it just on iPad with like controllers ice dam oh my god that's great [ __ ] yeah I had no idea it's only five bucks Wow what did they do that I wonder I thought I was paying attention to their mobile releases that's enough we got fur here yeah that's exactly not for her holy [ __ ] go for the crit anyway all the DLC you accept color Amanda's goodness that's awesome yay well in the world is she doing this more crass trick of the light way better than bus we know that and no more keys trash garbage Chris Chris Chris Chris forever no need to stress he'll nor is there a need for this I'm gonna bring back enough cress to unlock the next building so getting them Scouts baby wow that's a long path okay now if we go why not hey hey sue this will be fun inspiration all right stress could very well accrue here if I'm not careful as a long corridor man yes sir yes sir judgement Creek no like I got it try for the stunts damn it okay no problem that dam marked as well I don't know if it actually matters against these guys though I'm gonna look at a holy Lance on him oh god that was bad it's like everything there there we go big time stress he'll servitude all right I don't have anything to Pierce that unfortunately I can still hit him for full damage of course and then let's just group he'll I guess hey how you doing yeah this grave robber has been a goddamn beast man Skaggs is out for blood in a good way won't impale here dodging everything well it's go Nell impale never mind just the kill just a good old-fashioned killer Rudy right there there they are there's good stuff good [ __ ] thank you [Music] thank you thank you bride precipitates but dizzying Bowl alright another one yep that'll do long ass corridor in another fight another stunned probably suit and another lunge cred damn it dad the Raiders praise it that's a callback that's a call back right there twitchplayspokemon Mehta I love it thank you very much for the raid dude welcome in from twitch TV slash Danny Easley please share the link Lincoln follow love on over there if you wouldn't mind Dan playing some tarkov today right given these sweet chicken dinners that's that's a thing in that game still right talking Darcy yeah yeah yeah tarkie and Darcy I love it that's beautiful please follow twitch.tv slash dank easily he's a good boy good good boy it's not it will do damn thank you ma'am miss voice activation isn't working today it's [ __ ] I mean it's bull honkey sorry good a Christian audience come on over here there we go here we go yeah you go ahead and have that horse hockey tomfoolery and shenanigans long hallway here - what do we need for this I think it's a key why don't we take it what the [ __ ] that we have to take a hammer to it that seems unnecessary I mean why the poop that we have to take a hammer to it okay we're gonna leave that just in case we come back through this alway shovel needed we need to bring a lot more shovels next time goodness and another stress relief bit leg which actually I might go ahead and use there you know I'll just do that obviously we're going through the hallway so off we go hey hey hey you need to go that way please thank you so loud that we already Golden Calf a check I don't think so not thoroughly anyway god dammit how do you keep doing that Golden Cap check raid just came over we got increased chances here this is looking like a real possibility today one day one day we'll get it I got a check myself you're all that man if it's me one day I'm just gonna lose my [ __ ] and lose my goddamn mind yeah we need a to help him out a little Wow all right I do have full anti-venom at least get the back liner know if it's me I'm gonna quit my job and quit school as you should golden cab is gonna fuel your entire life my friend you've got it made in the shade now we can only speak in emotes I mean we can make that literally true yeah thank you well there he goes the madman did it express yourself fully and emotes Chet give me a story of the origin of your of your life and emotes please three emotes are less describe your entire life story let's here we got a hey teens bear dunk in a wow okay a lot to interpret out of that you're gonna stop that pretty well summarized I'd say free-thinking emojis three lols three resonance sleepers three tri hexes three feels bad man's on a heart assault and what is this third one drink purple fair enough all right shut up a gonna be a little safe here I free the plebs please we got a mic i can't interpret all these pictures it's too fast it's too much I started this I did I welcomed the man to madness surely they would do do yeah I got a gill for sure I love the people who are still doing it well I mean I should definitely lunge 74 goodness goodness I'm stressing [ __ ] it I'm letting him live boop babe [Applause] could take a while to get through those emotes it's tough work man somebody's got to do it though there we go no space for any of that [ __ ] so got 24 food and a campfire here man I'm making progress still no sign of an ending here let's keep going all the way down kind of anticipating a dead end they'll leave that for a shovel unless she wants to do it a suppressed desires awakened and now not today's aether that'll be on Saturdays the guy I got to keep it on Saturdays just to get that right amount of spelunky in my life and I think impale is actually suboptimal here the chance of killing these guys albeit a small one given the blight chances lower I think it's worth it Wow okay good [ __ ] need more crests so bear what we're going through all this tough work do you ever a suggestion for a beverage that would give us some energy well mine's all out so no there's no I don't to have any you don't get any if I don't get anything I guess you can have some madrenas coffee calm slash Barrett's happy use the code bare coffee safe forty percent of anything on the online store it's so tasty it's so good you'll be like wow it's so tasty and good bear wasn't lying guaranteed guaranteed if you will I know you will look at that stress relieved good god do they make hot chocolate not yet one of these days oh my goodness this is just absurdity now miss nope that's gonna be a healing outro karaoke lan that case I just got a stress he'll for sure so tasty bear wasn't lying but who madrenas slogan it does shits Candida yes internationally now as well oh my god I need that shovel don't I holy [ __ ] let's leave it no I want it for the campfire so I guess I'll get rid of 12 crests I guess so I really want to keep them but I'll get rid of them for that one lone shovel that's gonna be critical here I'm sure no not the crest anything but the crests stop doing that finding the stuff is only the first test how it must be carried home yeah okay leave it alone I have holy water for God's sake thank you dog I guess I could dump the goal yeah I didn't see that whoops she is still avoided the curse somehow I'm blown away by that Crest's lives matter I agree I want to save them all it's so many just then I want to keep her up front anyway let's just top us all off I think anti-venom is worth more for sure me Maria aside I think the anti-venom has got to be a top-tier item anti-venom and bandages will keep for a long long time nice I'd like to do that that's a bit too much even though she's not gonna be targeted here I'll [ __ ] me sometimes I just actually can't believe that that's a move like what the [ __ ] it's so good the double dodged back there unfortunately yeah I know he has to be in the fourth position but it's just like holy [ __ ] he reposts after that - it's unreal okay so now we no need a big fat heel right there for sure I'm gonna bandage holy water holy Lance booyah maybe even pick to the face kill this guy I don't never mind too much [ __ ] me shadow fade again what's the chance I kill her pretty good okay worth it now group heal nice oh so close I love the ability of this team has to hit like every single position it's so so good stay hydrated bot thank you it's been a hell of an endeavor today I gotta keep it up yes there we go could ensue that is the default parte order wonderful let me get another one of these a boy magnificent there we go vessels hurt in a little let's do that let's see what we get I knew we'd need this shovel I knew it would be critical to our success what do we get here I'll probably go up first actually it's a good question what sadist puts the treasure in their skull it's horrifying I don't need to camp out soon for just some healing yeah oh my god this is absurd yay I like that white chance is good here is it five it is holy [ __ ] we got the lunch shot lunge on him for sure 31 let's go heal up and smite hopefully that's fine come on now there it is big start Wow and the Dodge perfect plays and she's out of there see if I can get another nine here nice oh hey [ __ ] so good what a perfect fight just kidding well I no longer have laudanum unfortunately and that's also just gonna be stacked on damage from the stress right oh that's just an accuracy debuff okay never mind not a big deal he needs three more damage I'll probably take a stress heal if I get it he's [ __ ] three Wow none of that did he do if only treasure could staunch the flow of otherworldly corruption don't I already have that or do I have his other one I'll take it though cool hi Elise you getting your hair colored you can't get multiples that's what I thought that's why I was confused we take that of course you take that every time and you have a giggle yep sweet sweet relief it must have is that the one I guess yeah well that's cool then we got the Bounty Hunter's Crimson Court said all right good [ __ ] protection there yes indeed oh he's gonna do his skewering [ __ ] unless I can stunt in which I don't think I can oh well [ __ ] it yeah that's good maybe I can crit him wow that was actually almost did and he didn't do it hooray okay it was only a matter of time I guess not too bad single group he'll fix this us up here I don't think we're actually gonna get an opportunity to do so though or maybe we will I don't know why I did that I was hoping the judgment would go here and it did alright great my god try again oh my god what crests yay all we need a red key [ __ ] damn it okay back we go still gonna be rainbow it's gonna be gorgeous them roots done pranked rip beep beep okay that's a bummer man she got there real quick you have one more torch for stress removal pranked there is no red gee son of a [ __ ] all the way down here for nothing and there's another one right on cue okay just leave the rest I guess I'm sure there will be more are no more shovels damn it no don't worry I've got plenty of indefatigable purpose I got that coming out of my ass it's kind of a medical problem I'm gonna go get it checked out after the stream here really don't want that happening as often as it has been for me guilty conscience probably from smashing all those skulls you [ __ ] monster you lustful witch you yep Oh hold on sloppy mother of grits please accept our humble offering looks like it worked out for you sloppy thank you very much for the 500 biddies 4 kritis miss lustful which is my new metal band name I like it you're going places from your ass wouldn't it be indefatigable purpose yeah it would be no hey painters guys you're still alive for a [ __ ] thanks Souter oh that's too much man it's getting to be bad we call holy Lance even though a stress he'll seems much better well now hold on look at her 25 I might not need it but the chance is a 58% yeah and I don't think I'm gonna do it I gotta work on this a bit everybody's feeling too bad every time she does that obviously it creates a bring an issue luckily she's slower now at least that's probably not gonna be yet let's try for this oh my god yay Pierce almost there yeah we're all cursed how fun isn't it great I gotta let him go so 45 44 49 there it is [Applause] goody goody goody nice another blood there too gotta take the cress you know we got to take the Chris still a little more progress to be made I say we go down oh [ __ ] Wow all right yeah I guess we're not going down but that was a hell of a scout my goodness and more stress healing if we can keep that around in case we find another torch or something we aren't gonna have to go that way we have another holy water loved to be able to use that that'd be cool another one they love this group we go that early chill always feels nice and then still want to pierce him even in the back there's a green key that we need for this for this locked room here stun good stuff holy lance not bad you do you ever notice my switches from your turn to the enemies you can see the crease between the floor and the wall you can huh no I'm gonna avoid noticing that if I can to preserve its perfection in my eyes oh come on big shot okay that's probably gonna allow him to act first yeah [ __ ] okay well now we got to heal her stress heal and an individual hopefully although I might not need both but let's go ahead and do this actually and then BAM that's better that's much better and she can do that of course miss [ __ ] good thank you [ __ ] oh my god come on I'm gonna cheese it if you're gonna let me there you go there's the crest hell yeah filled up that bottom rail you got to love it in another trap there we go there we go there we go good stuff it's gonna be ignored good [ __ ] still good I can't fire as well I gotta keep that in mind holy hell another locked room you need the red key here and here which means I guess I just oh that's just gonna connect up to that way so what then how do I get the green or red key I wonder curious is the trap makers arts I'm so sick of her touching those she's interacted with like 80% of them I swear it oh [ __ ] both of you Oh Chris yeh trinkets and baubles paid for in blood I don't need any more that's good enough need that top row stuff I'm gonna camp out soon here though oh my god thank you hey we get to use one let's have her do it and we sure would be in great shape if I could have used those damn curios I don't think I'm gonna be happy I went this way but I'm committed at this point and I've got no more torches let's leave that huh there we go doo doo doo doo please die all right right good stuff [Music] it's done [ __ ] stress heal time Crusaders too far up I'm gonna heal with a vessel as well for the majority of this fight craving is well ok ok ok calm down everybody shut the [ __ ] up for a second there we go we got it Pearse plus pick to the face not gonna be enough Pierce misses so will shadow fade set up a lunch I have to expect at least one or two attacks to come through here as well well anti-venom that and judgment actually seems good only 96 crests how do you expect to appease the crest Lord with such a meager amount you know I've appeased better with less I'll do what I must I'm gonna get an adders kiss right here ain't we nope sure not please die 74 the massacre [Applause] feeling a little better a little bit better here heals yourself up one more group heal would be lovely but I probably won't get it now she needs to have some blood that's the problem you know welcome to the pile as well thank you for something with twitch prime I appreciate and enjoy your badge your emotes and your bear hugs from the chat thank you for your support here we go and I'm probably gonna camp out it really just don't know what to do boy oh boy Bam Bam hey that's pretty good that's pretty good camp so you have more room for Chris that's right hooray three worms huh all right I've done a great job so far clearly [Laughter] well done bear perfectly executed well they didn't do so bad so hot either I guess that they hello my god what a fight this is hell all I can't hit this guy now I'm an idiot this is a three-round fight nine out of ten technique this is just a perfect demonstration of how to deal with this enemy there we go it's exactly what I needed so this is just bad I don't know where to go that's really good of course obviously but I don't know what to do to get the where to go to get the key I'm gonna figure it out man maybe that way no that's what I was just gonna connect back up there isn't it at this point I might as well not touching that accepting bus of course I have to cool and Boop the key is the free sweep along the way that's right craving again well that's gonna be probably what dictates when we have to leave this place is when the blood is or when the supply of blood has been exhausted I am the key that's right I'm gonna try it thank you afternoon catarah and welcome in my boss decided to fire me for getting a jury duty summons today what the crap that seems highly illegal it seems a hundred percent illegal so there's that bear would you play a darkest dungeon board game a hundred percent absolutely I would that we fun as hell I love that he's gonna he's gonna need people or a praise trial soon yet I want to rethink that approach inside a red dungeon is a green gate inside a green door inside a white door with a bunch of monsters what is it is that where we are is that this place right here right now that is a lot of stuff ticking off leaving with one dududu just keep healing just keep heal and let them do their thing [Music] - do I still count my god how frustrating all right flying have it your way yes this is sort of working anyway only need one more tick of that and then I you know we've actually managed to lower the stress a bit here so it has kind of worked out in its own weird way love one more opportunity to but yeah that's not yeah not gonna get it there that'll do the job to food oh boy just eat that there we go i needy buffs to remove nope all right cool oh man well this sucks I can't imagine I'm actually gonna where is it maybe like there that was these are all curios that IRM aware of what they are I'm sure when we just pass it up like a doofus it's probably easier if I just go up this way now anyway oh hey please don't [ __ ] you yeah the endless quest for the key at least we're clearing out everything right died one down yeah good amount of damage still I mean geez she can lay down there hurt that's fine I got a bandage still here problem we'll use this okay cool I'd wager the red key is down by the green gate just a mess with you I'm beginning to believe that's actually the case it's starting to seem like that's what they really did just to [ __ ] with me oh that's not gonna blight I'm stupid just miss that's a lot that's a lot and let's say a shadow fade here anyway individual heal stress heal the booth oh never mind we're good all set she might need a heal actually she's down at 4:28 here comes the lunge though I gotta remember that to battle workers dumped the crests I'm sorry I'm a sinner well if it's not any of these two curios I'm just going back down I guess I'm sure it's not gonna be either of these two curios because why the hell would it be not enough crests in my opinion oh [ __ ] well there may be I'm gonna check these two rooms and then probably like my my inclination is telling me I need to go back down but I'm mostly just basing that off of absolutely nothing so um that sounds nice babe sure yeah we could spend our massage our anniversary together getting massaged sure I like getting massaged it feels good you're [ __ ] great I agree you need it every once in a while man your body needs to be rubbed down all right give me a key nope luck um-hmm gives a deep-tissue oh yeah now I want you to tell me where it is yet I'll leave that to of course hmm I think this is a dead end to lot me okay I don't have a shovel now or do I I might have a shovel actually no I don't have a key that's close that is very close thank you very glad that works and I should try to stress heal her I bet [Music] mmm-hmm shadow fade coming up for sure right never mind [Applause] crap sheíll breakers good yeah I recommend that it's a pretty simple easy upgrade to the game not much wrong with it not really anything wrong with it unless you hate the ambush that she has I think it's a fun new element that spreads the damage all around oh boy now we shadow faith finally miss yeah I'll bleed at least impale seems pretty good and then we will lunge in the back if we're able to get a kill quickly [ __ ] this is bad guarded by him Jesus Christ I'm gonna bandage this man ah gotta get him know please he's got one [ __ ] hit point oh my Christ thank you thank you guard it again trike stopped this check I guess ooh that's nice very good keep healing all day fortunate with those resistances little by little little by little not enough [Music] I thought I might actually get first action he's actually not dead from that oh my lord it doesn't end thank you helpful at least and there it is for hate deeds ooh yay I could use that for stress heals goddamnit well hold on hang on a second last one a moment of respite a chance to steal oneself against it's pretty good let's do Andrews embrace again love the way that sounds and then wound care on her bless him another key have fun all right good stuff ambush oh [ __ ] me okay okay okay one dead thank you Spanky that frontline vest Alton yeah parently you can get ambushed here I did not realize that there we go thank you [ __ ] alright 30 hit points the holy Lance obviously and then hopefully I get enough from the Pierce slash pickaxe there we go inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue well I'm getting to the end of this hall and I think that's where I'm gonna call it we'll figure out where we need to go next time I guess not enough there with the lunge pretty good it's enough next turn at least Oh sorry Spanky welcome to the pile sorry you're a subscription didn't show up bear hugs please for Spanky enjoy badge Nemo's thank you buddy and having some twitch alert issues today for some reason by just oh of course just as I say that a subscription comes through without any issue welcome to the bear plow my friend thank you for subscribing as well twitch prime appreciated thank for the love as well big Mick thank yous to Mick Spanky's indeed mind your manners my word inappropriate pickaxe pickaxe or that or that or that there we go she has zero [ __ ] stress till absurdity alright one last stack of food of course for the health or the hunger check hopefully I can just get a quick kill on these two well he's not gonna polite of course voice activation me hey there we go come on come on let me smite damn it my Dismas died today and I rage quit Oh No sad day swap them around and yep ignore that come on now please just what is wit this this is disgusting come on give me a key get me a key I want it I'll take a red key [ __ ] it that's not a key that's not a key at all I'll take it I guess oh this is infuriating I don't even have a shovel yeah [ __ ] that Oh God all right I'm out of here we got a regroup do I have another campfire no I'm done all right I'm out I'm out I do have a key though oh you you little devil ninety-six crests holy hell unerring lazy eye we're fine whatever not enough Chris get back in there and get some more we're rid of the worries here for a second paint this guy's got to be committed as well as go like this BAM our abomination feet on rid himself of his a Liz as well and then stress on anybody else here lock and key welcome back for two months in a row thank you very much but he appreciated doing a badge mimo the continued use of them let's get rid of some of this stuff on my abomination here the yips and nervous obviously sucky stress eaters pretty bad too let's get rid of that untanned shoes cool all righty folks that's gonna do it for me today here in darkest dungeon I hope you've had a wonderful time hope you were just overwhelmed and hammered with happiness and joy as I'm sure you always are here in the bear to have a channel right right all the time happiness / ah off to the ladder you go VOD of course always gonna be on youtube.com / beritasatu big thanks to all y'all for support me of course anytime I get on here and do things on the Internet means a lot to me that you continue to show support and show up and sub and tip and whatnot thank you thank you very much of course madrenas cafe.com / bear taffy as well use the code bear Kathy say 40% on over there as well and uh exclamation point help in the chat better help is my new online therapy sponsor one that I use myself and highly recommend if you've ever considered online therapy or counseling or any form of the therapy or counseling I highly recommend checking them out and perhaps that is what you need thanks so much for watching understand the raid over to last great wolf who's of course playing some hearthstone what I was gonna say gun Jimmy's playing hearthstone what the [ __ ] say hearthstone dansgame and he's gonna be of course probably joining in on the NL SS fairly soon here too so thanks for watching everybody go watch da go play card game and I'll be back tomorrow for some more courtyard pursuits I'll see you then good bye you

Channel: BaerTaffy

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Length: 196min 47sec (11807 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 10 2018