Spelunky Daily Challenge with Baer! - 9/8/2018

it's so fun they all start as his bounties yeah I think that's how it works back to it baby still just as psyched as ever by the way for the existence and now revelation of spelunky - and what we can expect to see from it so so height beyond belief I'm ready for some spelunking too as well though not just spelunky - spelunking but also regular spelunking still a good time still got that same feel to it that's always had welcome back yay Zane eight months you thinking of names for our yet unborn child hmm what do you bet what about roofie at least I know it's got immediate connotations maybe the word roofie isn't salvageable anymore but I was thinking maybe it'll be that an adorable pet name for Rufus but if you don't want to go that way I know what a roofie is you don't have to explain it to me but we can save the word by making it have a dual meaning we have that power name it Karthus okay that's a little disturbing but sure bear still doesn't know a group of pugs is called a grumble oh my god well I mean you didn't fail you got it to me you got me that info that is important information welcome back a grumble that's the best ergo me smote 41 months in a row goodness thank you very much can we be basic and name it divine pittance from the raving masses I missed that all right donating to cover the fact that that block adds half of a tree fitty fair enough that's about equivalent thanks buddy appreciate it all right first shop not looking too hot probably not even gonna bother with it bear there with it whoa I thought I was gonna make that jump okay hang on we got an altar up here so perhaps it is worthwhile die actually go ahead and knock this guy out start sacrificing for altar points really get the one guy unfortunately it's really early I mean we can do an eggplant run I mean we could do an eggplant run is the thing here as we can do an eggplant run why would I not do an eggplant run [Music] oh hey Floyd three months in a row on the pile pee Floyd thank you very much appreciate it welcome on back in buddy welcome brynnie Asst for five months in a row as well let's get this sucker home let's do it I'm ready that's not fair that's not very fair I just I just got the eggplant come on now all right let's see might actually need some cash Oh horrible hmm play with my eggplant bear suggestive least we can get back up there okay oh my god really welcome back square turtle are you kidding me oh all right payout to the bat in the mines that's how I play this game he's dying to the bat in the mines high-level play from Bayer taffy this is what happens when I try and eggplant run is just disappointment disappointment personified that's the bear taffy way nail new verified I guess ain't no person boggles my mind that people speedrun eggplant runs yeah that's just what's wrong with me why am I taking skeleton damage today what's going on happy ham Saturday oh boy bad holidays been extending they are taking some liberties with that oh that's a bomb box though can ham Thursday really also be called him Saturday I think I've already answered my own question yes I did make my wife a ham sandwich for work today so you know what happy ham Saturday to you all bear why are you trying to steal my high school nickname oh that was that was a reference to disappointment personified right good self deprecation I approve Metta mantis way to die bear thanks at least I did it with style oh my god bye that's mine now did you miss the daily no sir what you missed was percent meant dishonest say it like that disappointment personified was what you missed which I'm sure you'll have many more opportunities to witness through the course of the stream over the next few hours or so a judge oh man how you doing spoonerisms yay that's what I should have named myself spoonerism isn't that already a streamer I could have sworn that was already like a streamer or a youtuber all the good names have already been taken une heure spits um yeah that's the guy that is a guy right yeah I'm pretty sure it is oh all right hang on I know the problem is I don't have enough energy mm-hmm I gotta get my morning coffee you gotta get myself a refreshed [Music] whoopsie I don't want to be standing there not shooting man that's that's problem number one hey aunty welcome Hey yep yep oh boy nope nope nope there we go okay we got a run now here boys 33 bombs all the mobility we could ask for except for maybe a jet pack which of course I would be greedy enough to ask well c'mon back into the pile thank you very much for your recent scription I appreciate your continued support let me see I am going to do that take you I dropped my gun down there unfortunately so hmm you know what I know what to do I know what to do we do that I didn't work we'll do it again though I didn't work again damn it dad damn it now he's back okay hang on put you over here Wow look at that timely web all right good stuff now you stay there I'm gonna kill this guy there we go and bomb in the face bomb in the face bomb in the face bomb in the face there we go [Music] flawless perfect execution you first try you got it there dunk kinda yeah all right looking good no one Jedi still gotta keep you an eye out for the eye I don't think it's on this stage though all right geez barrier such a miser with your bombs happy I'd be conservative man holy hell is you never know how big your supplies gonna be oh my god [Music] buuut what a neo in there there's another 39 freerun yay there's our I okay and there's the key holy just handing this one to me thank you and there's our dog out another three ropes I'll take it gimme and I can't drop him unless I know it's like a perfect drop ah god damn it I could have saved that so easily if I just hadn't been so stupid oh well what no reason to do that I just wanted to see if the angle would work hey pluck out their welcome yeah sixteen months in a row thank you buddy appreciate it up you go goddamn it no altars anymore I guess I've lost my privilege with those I do want to bring the pup down again Power Man spelunky Saturday again it feels like a week has passed already it's almost been a whole year since the last one in other related news were bad measurements of time here in the bear pile that measurers of time also bad measurements of time we probably wouldn't be able to measure time very well we all lined up with each other wouldn't make a lot of sense there's our door nothing over here right yeah okay so that's gonna be right down there is that over on the right side maybe where's that where is it at where you add you might be right below me actually so to the bear pile I Club indeed Eve clevon deep something like that bears the dog welcome to the bear pile bear hugs please in the channel for Eve thank you very much for your subscription I appreciate and enjoy beds and emotes Shabab there we go he's done it he's done it nothing else around here all right we're good to go I take offense to that I come from a long line of fine time measurements my great-great-grandfather was the 48v fortnight man I thought I was cool cuz my dad works for fortnight your grandpa is fortnight holy that's cool as hell dude can you say hi to a famous sport night character hey poor me ah I don't know how I'm alive I thought he was gonna shoot me I also have 99 bombs oh my god how has this happened okay watch out for that rock I knew it was out for blood that was gonna hit me there to Barre do you need more bombs I don't know might be running out here soon that was a perfect bomb by the way that somehow worked out so flawlessly by sticking it on the head of the dog feel bad about it but it was really well executed well to the bear Calci mo though we said more bear hugs please for the newest member thank you very much for your twitch Prime subscription I appreciated welcome to the bear pile hey you and then they'll drop down by yeah the dog was really well executed true dat true dat Bojack horseman September 15th I'm so excited I'm so excited give me a bear yay if you've been watching Bo Jackie I am obsessed with that show at least and I probably watched it like 6 times through dog it's a great great show an excellent show getting all I haven't got me okay whoops I only go you can kill this guy have I guys still alive down there I might get him it is a pretty depressing show yeah but it's also really really good 30 seconds plenty of time thanks Baconator I appreciate that kind of yeah spread the bullets just spread the bullets spread the bullets and we'll get him yeah we are get out of here sir let's go hmm it is very funny as well it's very sad but very funny it's a good balance it gets you feeling all the emotions can't leave it through the black market already this is some sort of God run - the jet pack which I'd love to see oh my god what no no no oh I think it's worth it - mom through there even though I've got so Manny so Manny bear throw incoming I can feel it don't you put that evil on me don't you put that curse on me Ricky Bobby how am I gonna get this guy I'm gonna go like this oh all right I don't even know I could do that that's cool that's a neat angle [Music] I'll get him eventually there we go oh man oh now I'm cursed oh now I'm what am i doing that was not a good balm so here's what we do here wait for the moment oh let's got him a bad dammit stay wait no what am i doing oh my god I gotta time this right welcome gifting a sub to ender Lord thank you very much Ayden for your subscription for gifted sub I should say welcome on in to end their Lord thank you very much it's done why not just shoot him coz this is more fun cuz Ives 99 bombs all right cool gonna grab him too yay yep use 10 more bombs bear why not 9 razor bombs in Chet oh my god there's a bomb emote oh my god there's a balmy mode run get out a jet you're old you're all gonna die I guess it's just maybe panics no defuse emote goddamnit we're like the scene in Austin Powers with the car slowly meandering toward him this bomb is diffusing at the slowest imaginable rate we're all just sitting there in chat Oh [Music] then we all die that's the deal keep talking and nobody explodes yeah there you go long as I keep going staff all right now he's a little scary so we're uh looking up you just go ahead and go okay go ahead and give him a nice little pop nice little pop arena nice little pops a daisy on the face there we go chubbers rushes in deposits 100 kill Nazis worth of negative karma that's a lot we were just discussing odd measurements and that certainly seems like one bomb hi dog let's go lock the bets good call gotten further than ever before now yeah yay all right how much is 1 kilo Nazi a thousand Nazis people were quick on that thank you for being quick on that yeah he's pretty obvious Cheverus for example a lovechild between Sauron and Cruella De Vil is worth 5 kilo Nazis well there you go there's a reference point at least Cruella De Ville doesn't seem like that like she's she's a pretty mild form of evil isn't she she's like a children's form of evil she wants to hurt the puppies and I mean that is pretty cruel Ella De Vil but there's worse things she's just a rich fashionista you know I mean now that I think about it she is trying to skin dogs for their fur her name is literally cruel devil it's she doesn't have a lot going for her admittedly when you're given the birth name Cruella De Vil it doesn't seem like you're meant for you know saintly patronage it doesn't seem like you're gonna be the next Mother Teresa because you don't have the name Mother Teresa you have the name Cruella De Vil she could have just been called Paula did she have that choice it seemed like a short name for Cruella who named her Cruella those are the real monsters those are the people responsible for this oh and now I got to acknowledge that Mother Teresa was also not a good person yeah so that's true but I also have no idea welcome to the bear pine FX welcome to the bear bile buddy thank you very much for providing me an escape from this tangent I also appreciate your subscription with twitch prime enjoy your bad can emotes thank you very much hey why not sacrifice some corpses to the good Lord Kali that sounds fun bear is a cruella apologist look all I'm saying is she's not the evilest of the evil I'm not sure if karela had parents she might have just sort of appeared out of spite that explains how a lot of humans are made I didn't realize that a lot of the creation of humanity was born purely out of spite that's dangerous man we got to be careful with that good evening from bahrain bear i stock welcome in are you doing [Music] like some fucked-up fairy godmothers silver night they got did I get you for your infinite eerie subscription or am i thinking of somebody else I think I had you confused with somebody else but I'm gonna thank you anyway for subscribing for 90 months in a row and that actually provides me a nice little segue I've been talking with staple master again folks we're gonna have ourselves a five-year anniversary sure it's soon because I am celebrating five years of partnership on Twitch if you can believe it this September this month in fact slash October I'm not a hundred percent sure what it is but about this time five years y'all which means brand-new shirt on the way he's got a design that I love I love love love love love it I'm very excited for you guys to check it out just FYI that'll be coming down the pipeline soon hey teens need a shirt need to cover your bare torso hahaha bear joke hmm miss coffee is working for me bears turning five let's get a cake /pi hooray cake or pie chat let's have the vote let's see it lets see it cake or pie you can only have one only one well that can only be one pure bro Aidan serenity gifting another subscription thank you thank you so much my friend appreciate you sharing the love around it's a pretty even split in chat isn't it magnificent Miko attaching the bear fat emote to the king though does come and take the cake welcome back rekt USB three months in a row thank you very much appreciate it pie of course on right then alright then I did just have pie I think yesterday in fact lemon cream pie from sharri's wasn't bad it wasn't bad at all but I got that be real I think I think I'm a cake guy I think if I had to choose between the two I'm gonna go with cake pies growing on me though I'll admit you can't have birthday pie very true unless you want to subvert the expectations of an entire society duck [Music] now put that attitude right hope everyone's feeling better than me because I've a cold my mama Obama Robin look a feeling better golden cab check when I've got to get one up got to get one up it's about that time I guess golden kappa check who's shining today they showing up in our chat i hope so where's it at where's it at i might as well check myself while i go ahead and blow up one of these days I'm gonna get it I'm just gonna stop the stream and just type kappa and chat for three hours and that'll be beautiful check yourself while you wreck yourself indeed well hey this runs going pretty good in it through here to the end of the moai statue with a good old head jet and toe just got to get ourselves to the City of Gold with 71 bombs that feels pretty good dick please check oh my god annually just died don't do that to me not here not with this run not now please I think I just need to leave the ice caves if you'll feel like I'm just pushing my luck too far I want to dunk him and keep his gun I guess that's not happening yep he's gone no well so maybe I can do it with him that was brilliant [Music] that was perfect I love that I don't know where the gun went though I think it's in the midst of all the gems there it is come on come on give it damn it damn it get get get the gun god damn it I gotta get it alright fine fine char my internet just started working for the first time in days I thought I'd donate some bits to celebrate hell yeah thanks buddy appreciate that glad to have you all right we're out of here I gotta get through this ice caves I'm gonna feel so foolish but I'll make it through this ice caves but I do want to go to the mother ship truth be told it's tempting usually is do I have any bets on the mothership that's gonna determine it for me if you have a bet on the mothership give me a bear yay I'll know if you're lying that'll determine it for me here so I mean I want to go all right we got we got two people two people do I do it for them am i kind enough am i sweet enough spirit to give them the chance I think so I think I am double dunk do not do it we want you to win my odds of success are increased going to the mothership though don't you know that don't you know that by now about me oh [Music] my god I thought I nearly just lost that of course what the great and mothership this is gonna be wonderful [Music] absolutely fantastic hey pal let's go let's go I got it six health man what could go wrong so many things so many things that I just immediately thought up just right to the top of my head like an alien tank knocking me into an elevator that crushes me to death maybe like a zap from an alien Lord knocks me unconscious do a sequence of events that gets me shot by the shopkeeper I don't want to dam myself to any specific event but now I'm starting to get ideas yep Oh Neil Neil Neil Neil Neil Neil all right careful here these damn elevators I can never trust them never trust them to take me where I think they're gonna go I always feel like they're gonna change direction yeah and crush me to death explosions in the sky huh I feel like if I have my shotgun out extended across the area that they crush things in it'll crush me too so terrified I am of these things I said the F word I'm sorry I didn't mean to say the word that was bad that was naughty of me oh god oh god oh god oh no oh god oh god no crying dobby 15 months of row thank you buddy appreciate it I got zapped I'm out of feeling a good SATs mothership alien lord pay it out pay it out 19:02 for Setter you made the big bucks today all right new round begun let's do the daily friends seems like time seems like it's about that time the daily challenge for September 8th 2018 I'm gonna make some money today we've been progressing steadily toward that front page leaderboard spot hit ninth place last time at least the last point at which I check the score let's see if we can improve upon that today and you know what there's got to be way like that yep that's the that's the ticket no no it's not damnit welcome oh god now if these are rope to get out of here what a beautiful start what a beautiful start to the daily well-played bear and clue welcome to the bear welcome back to the bear pile for three months of railway including as well as uncle Shetty for the twitch prime sub thank you thank you very much I appreciate it guys that was a that was a bad start yeah that's not what I was hoping for in that crate baited me oh well that's a scary spider right there actually that probably ended with a couple runs those friggin spike placements doo doo all right yeah roulette I don't think it's open hang on or is it I think it is yeah I'm pretty sure I opened it okay cool good good stuff just not a good one - what I didn't want to say it was a fine one - one but not a great start not a great start there's our altar though and I got to use this bomb here which means I've got one more and that's not good it's not good at all let's see you're gonna look into BOTS repentance are you gonna binding of issac repentance are you gonna leave it to the egg I probably won't check that out really yeah well that's a lie I'll probably play it but I don't know how long I'll spend with it probably I'm gonna get too into it glad it's a thing though that's really exciting it's cool that Ed's gonna seemingly officially incorporate the anti birth stuff that's really neat goddamn this is bad Oh No what is this Leigh oh my god did I get completely screwed over by that 1-1 I guess I can still get the key but man shitty okay okay anti birth is the best binding of issac expansion for me it's it's been said yeah I've heard I've heard a lot of people suggest that anti birth is like some top-tier content so it's really cool to see him that just embrace that you know I think it's really be really easy as a creative to sort of be like wow that hurts that like somebody made something from my game that the audience is perceiving to be almost better than the content I created but he doesn't seem to be having that perspective about it at all that's that's really admirable in my opinion I don't think I want any of this stuff we got the you Jedi specs or none or nothing spring boots maybe they're only 4,000 yeah sure I make a difference and it I'm buying items in the daily what's the matter with me what is going out yeah repentance is almost certainly not gonna be free I'm pretty sure it's gonna be paid in fact I think he said as much already right yeah he did they already took community-created content in the booster packs not that much oh yeah that's true not that much of a step further I guess it's just still just neat to me as as a concept to embrace the community like that yeah I didn't die like we're in the bathroom while boy I'm making it oh god that's what is happening not a great daily so far nearly just hit myself in the face with that zero bombs I do have huge data at least but I'm gonna have to find some before I get to the jungle or I'm screwed hmm nothing over here not murdering shopkeepers is bare a changed man by virtue of necessity it seems so far grabbed the idols bear I'll give you five hundred bits for them holy this is not looking good I've got one more mine's level at least but this is just hmm you took all this seeds bombs in the last seed clearly I need to transfer some over holy okay I gotta get lucky here this is not it either oh my goodness I can't even do the trick is the thing I don't know what to do who to get his stuff I don't think I wanna how are you able to see our message is so fast twitches actually recently reduced the delay between streamer and chatter almost brought it back to where it used to be back in the day like 2012 2013 which I'm very very happy to see yeah they got I just they did that kind of quietly to when they when they released like the the beta version of the reduced latency twitch for partners and I'm like why what that's amazing why yell from the heavens that you have reduced the latency again that's fantastic that was like one of my favorite parts of early twitch was that you were able to almost instantly respond to people back in the days that only grandpa bear remembers yeah do you remember twitch plays Pokemon well we're gonna have a bounty for twitches Pokemon marathon so that's fitting but yeah indeed I do that wasn't too long ago was it or was that like 2014 yeah those are good times too well this has been a terrible mine's 2013 yeah good god health capsule how you doing randomly maybe streams weren't getting to reduce delay and they didn't want complaints oh that's true yeah maybe it wasn't rolled out to every single stream fair point so they didn't want to rub it in the faces of those who didn't have it I'm not sure it's a beta anymore though I think it's just like by default now they have the low latency on oh my god I can't even go up there get out of here give me that thank you create a little pathway over here at least and then that gets us to our door but that's not really where I want to be right now hmm scare them kill themselves up here oh hi oh hey there yep hey there al ila what's it like in twitchchat City I'm a thousand miles away but chatter tonight you look so shitty I'm sorry I just I I didn't want to say pretty because it was gonna be weird in that state oh let's see yep I guess pretty would have been better yeah I'm sorry for calling you shitty chat I said you look shitty good night Denise is it better if I turn it into a hot rod quote does that fix it shifty is probably more accurate yeah Chad have you seen the hot rod hot rod is one of my favorite movies and I feel like people don't even like it or at least when it came out it kind of just was completely overlooked but it's hilarious it's an Andy Samberg movie to Lonely Island movie really cuz it's got your mind akiva and as well that was pretty slick oh there we go okay we've got something out of this I recommend checking it out it's a it's an enjoyable romp Andy Samberg plays a stuntman named hot rod and he and his friends performs six stunts for their local towns pub towns folk in shenanigans ensue he ends up having to put on the biggest stunt the town has ever seen to raise money for his dying father's surgery tugs at the heartstrings the surgery does not the movie that was a good joke bear thanks bear how does it take them 90 minutes to make six stunts elegantly with style 2-3 not a single bomb yet yeah we're looking good here's the door love to get in here that'd be cool he Hassan quick yeah we had a bomb will love that so neat oh hang on hang on god damn it we have to use a an orange frog where's my orange frog I think it just died oh can I get to that one yeah good thing I bought those springy boots right and good thing I can get to this great ah hey bear did you hear spelunky two will have bombs in it really oh that's a fun development god damn it are you kidding me zero bombs what a daily I have to use this orange frog who was falling all the way down here it's my only chance that is not possible there's no way there's no way cuz I have to get a like I'd have to use boffo top of the leaderboard 293 bomb problem solved now I'll have four oh my god I got a disrobe for that top 300 I made a spelunky Saturday and I missed the rage death can somebody ask me what song Alexis should play Alexa play the hamster dance luck bets I'm sorry y'all y'all are cheese in this on me aren't you let's see payout two spikes payout two spikes in the jungle you got it you got it even if you cheese that that's okay you got it we'll start a new round here I got a win I got a win I had the Gimme run it was all lined up for me and I just threw it away like I'm want to do so let's fix that you can do it bear let's gonna get 40 bombs till one - but this is the I mean it's just gonna be all or nothing I think from now on or somewhere in the middle didn't get any idols now didn't get anything Oh God run run that was horrifying suppose I've been scared of a skeleton in my life bless the bombs down in 2-3 woo oh god what am i doing do that BAM there we go in the end the Jones move now there mm-hmm this has been fairly straightforward adding it even that you mean that easy easy let's go like a speed run beginning all on success don't fail me as this make you feel pretty good I bet pretty good like we're gonna win this mm-hmm that right there that's gonna be a bomb box bomb box bomb box ropes I'm beginning to fear this seems as though we're in a similar predicament uh-oh I'm gonna hang on to this bomb I don't like this there we go Oh robots if it was 12 ropes I would laugh and laugh and laugh all right we're done now we go still know who Jedi is starting to seem familiar left rudder I have some Jack Ryan bit so I'll give Jess Jeff Bezos money away a home pay absolutely thanks friend appreciate it set those this has got to be some bombs right here right here what this is gonna be is a nice tasty bag of bombs I'm gonna kill myself do nu nu nu nu I need bones please just a few oh there we go I already did that twice today yeah man I got a good pace going Huck's up Oh more Jack Ryan bits hand them over man I'll take those tasty Jack Ryan bits oh my god let's actually go let's actually go more rubs let's do it our car I want this bomb box but I know I'm being duped I know I'm being deceived you know what I go teleporter yep I knew it you goddamnit quartz age thank you for the otter biddies appreciate it I'm out of here I'm out of here hey are you gonna play spider-man I have been playing so much spider-man holy I'm sorry I I abandon the internet and everything else yesterday to play spider-man and I'm glad I did that game's good that games real good travesty [Music] thank you very much for the Reese absque rip ssin for three months in a row buddy I appreciate it is it worth getting if I don't have a ps4 Pro I couldn't tell you I haven't played like I haven't seen like comparisons between the two but playing it on a pro it is phenomenal it looks so good it looks so smooth I've never had a single slowdown it's just gorgeous and being able to swing so freely through the city like they nailed the web-swinging they did it and I'm so happy about it it's perfect it's honestly perfect if you ever played like the ps2 slash GameCube spider-man games it was on ps2 right I'm pretty sure it was on ps2 if you're familiar with what that felt like you want to get this because you're gonna just you're gonna flip your it's so much fun ps2 GameCube and Xbox right yeah I'm always a game behind for the ps4 when God of War came out I was playing horizon zero Donna now spider-man is I don't play God of War you're in a good position man nothing wrong with that you just stay a game behind and then you've always got something to look forward to that you know is golden seriously just like keep yourself right where you're at I think you're gonna be enjoying the next couple of years you got a couple other great ps4 exclusives to play as well if you try that near I know that's when I actually need to play more myself but people have just been gushing about that patient gamers there you go yeah sunny exclusives lately have just been nuts all persona 5 as well yeah Oh nears on PC I didn't realize that I thought that was a ps4 exclusive I also don't know what the hell I'm thinking I'm gonna do here I'm not gonna bomb this thing I have one bomb whoops all right yeah we're out of here good stuff good stuff near was the secret game of the year 2017 you gotta put so much time in me with those the thing right it's a big investment because you got to play through it like three or four times to really get the full effect you are the bomb they're 69 hours Oh 60 hours now 69 hours though why not dub on we got that one Bob it's a slightly better situation than we were in at least I'm in a position now where I have to preserve the orange frogs though that's always fun just in case I need to use him for my loan entrance to the black market well good convenient okay not here I guess cleared out the majority of this place environmental bear saves the orange frogs yes sir yeah no entrance here all right let me get myself a little old damsel I'm gonna be slightly more careful here every game was the secret game of 2017 it feels like the entire year was overshadowed by breath of the wild and the switch in general breath of the wild did take a lot of people's attention away from a lot of other stuff that's very true breath the wild dominated 2017 for a lot of people but Mario Odyssey also came out that year keep in mind so that was a double whammy Nintendo really put a vise grip on 2017 to be fair but breath allowed basically took all 2017 to play I wasn't really like as into breath of the wild as everybody else was I played like I played probably half of it I think I got through to divine beasts just like to the bear I've got my experience out of this bat one dumb penguin well c'mon into the pile my friend thank you very much for twitch Prime subscription I appreciate and enjoy your bagent emotes I did not take a gun in with me why is that I don't know didn't seem that smart but we'll see how it goes one bomb no gun at least he's dead now get the entrance right here right well good he made it holy I really didn't think I was gonna but the one bomb proves to be enough see ya Oh a crate here as well I got a try for this you know what I'm gonna put you down there god damn it that's completely imperfect oh I hate this so much worth worth it all right now I do want to sacrifice but it would require one of my very few precious three bombs I can put the dog up there though first bombs of the day hoorah nice okay and I would like to put the shopkeeper on there too we got another body there as well if I want to really try to be crazy with it here's this guy he spikes down here I can take advantage of hmm I really don't think it's a good idea to try to use bombs on these guys so I think the best course of action is just to grab this stuff and leave sound think they're gonna get killed by anything I could try I guess oh there he goes okay maybe he'll get stabbed up enough you probably just jump on him actually oh there he goes I don't like this I don't like dropping down here but I'm gonna probably try it there we go that was fun I have spiked shoes so I am dealing a considerable amount of damage to him on every jump I kind of want to just keep trying this there we go okay one down mines will sack that body doo dee doo take your time here take your time no worries a little bit of pressure from the ghost all good all good now do it once to try to kill you it just doesn't seem like the smartest move it would be like oh we didn't get to just get stabbed hmm really the only way to do it would be to like try to bomb through that hallway when he's walking through there otherwise I could just bomb the statue and get the gun yeah that's a valid point too that would only cost one bomb if I do it right he might shoot me through here oh god oh there he goes nice holy that was convenient thank you okay do-do do-do nice lovely I'm not gonna worry about him I could get the Tiki man of the spikes that's probably not too tough use a rope go down there and grab him there we go alright nevermind think that would knock him out no if you put the body in the plant it's gonna feed it there it's a sacrifice kinda yeah okay there we go okay no big deal you got the gun just should have done in the first place no need to use a rope here I saved Rufus I kept him alive look at me go now there he goes nice one down just in case that was a bad bomb worked out though careful down the hallway it's like they fell but the other guys probably still up in that web yeah so careful there let's get this guy first bomb there second bomb on the ladder nailed it pickaxe here another bomb bag compass I already have I don't really need this one it's the parachute more than anything that I want to get really enough that was really fast what am i doing I should have predicted that he dropped so quickly I didn't have time to react ice gun or no balls fine [Music] freeze ray day let's go I did save Rufus at least right yeah there's the optimism right finding bombs again though silver lining doo-doo-doo-doo oh my god that's horrifying come on over here buddy it's a fun place to go all right that'll do makes a very good pew pew pew kind of sound braat braat pew pew braat braat pew pew I'm not gonna say the rest of it but you know what it is Yeti shouldn't be able to be frozen they should be immune their natural territory what I don't even see it I got a hit by something okay I I don't know what to what do I pay I pay out to does anyone have any added little alien dude I'll pay out - little alien dude he deserves that he doesn't get to kill me all that often sure walruses are awesome just made the big bucks from that all right well you know you know based on the pattern so far that that means that this is the run - and all runs how things have gone today you know that we've got just something golden in the works and that's gonna be right now UofL launched a mind and that launched you into the mammoth classic spelunky classics blog key all right then I'm ready oh whoops that's nice I'm gonna play in the clip I got to move my damn Mouse here we go yep yep yep yep yep okay it's the Rube Goldberg machine of death I'm gonna bet excite Lemoore conservative amount on success this time if you're gonna go success you go all-in except when there's maybe an eggplant run then you wait any wait a minute hang on there is a key up there maybe I can't get back up this way which sucks I want to drop down yet hang on [Music] dude it did it did it oh my god I'm gonna need you so many ropes just to get back up already this sucks dammit okay well I guess there's not a lot I can do okay we just gotta go down it's already happened I've already committed we can't get back up this way at least there's our key good to know this bat should set off that trap they're all dead all right good good good good good [Music] plenty of time here still let's get back over this way well nothing oh it's just one of those days it's just one of those days man what on earth ah there we go there we go it's all about the he-said she-said you know it Rico they should change it to spelunky Saturday Oh Oh God that was damage I whipped the goddamn back I've had enough spelunky batter day mmm they will not take over my domain not even in the darkness this is where I thrive I can see it all there we go nope nope nope nailing it nailing it nailing it we got this perfect perfect look we made the big bucks off this stage the ones that wasn't even concerned money in the bank let's go yep there it is alright hey there I don't know how you doing this is what happens when you start laid bare a lousier today I'm very clearly very clearly in the schedule says flunky Saturday tilde 10:00 a.m. all the time all the time I did my job yep [Music] is it till there Tilda fix me now that I may never make the mistake again [Music] Tildy everyone's just typing the symbol to help me pronounce it yeah thanks guys [Music] [Laughter] you're always on time if you don't specify time zones yeah exactly tilde Tildy it's pronounced I do oh okay I got it well we'll see how that goes I guess a few Jedi at least it's pronounced you know speaking of grunting has any of has any of y'all that's proper syntax as any of y'all seem the Netflix show cupcake and I know general services I found that show on Netflix I was like what the this looks like exactly the kind of thing I want to watch it no idea it even existed and it's terrific it's so funny good clean wholesome comedy for the whole family it's a y-7 show too so I'm actually being sincere about that I highly recommend checking it out cupcake and I know cupcake it and I know general services it's good stuff now not disenchanted is also good but there's now like two or three animated shows on Netflix that I love and I am a very big fan of that I miss having an abundance of animated programs to watch those are probably my favorite shows well those usually ended up being my favorite shows the animated ones cuz I'm a child Danny O'Neill well he's gonna get shot once I've got two bombs so I hate this but I'm gonna do that and then he's gonna get out here and jump on these spikes oh wait no he's right there which means I gotta go find my gun I'm gonna get my gun you watch anime as well not a lot of anime but I have seen some [Music] as I've mentioned several times I'm a huge one-punch man fan OPM boy I've seen that like literally six times probably gonna watch it as seven four prior to the second season coming out you know mob psycho is better though that's what everyone tells me and I still haven't seen it I've seen the first episode I think but I haven't watched anything beyond that let's see I think we're done here gotta get into that jungle baby it's true though well I mean maybe I ought to give it another thrashing dude one of the main voices on cupcake and I know is Mark littell of picnic face the voice of those power thirst videos from years ago oh my god wow what a what a connection I love those videos that's not not too surprising then having having that synapse connected I'm like okay okay similar vein of comedy raw berry this and gun oh whoa did I get I think I got stabbed not skeleton that got stabbed ow oh that's no good oh this is good though yeah baby that's good okay so to be safe what we're gonna do is drop a rope right there nope that's not a good idea oh we shot its friend though but god no well [Music] [Laughter] I'm gonna get a good run going man I swear to God I swear to god it's gonna happen I'm gonna get into the ice caves and the temple in the whatever whatever other areas are beyond that I forgot but I'm gonna find out there we go be noony noony noony knew you'd get at this game thanks jar it's what I'm known for spelunky professional over here I do want to try this oh it's it's debating me again I know it I know it I can't fall for it man I can't cuz there's another one right over here that's gonna have bombs yeah Wow I forgot what that feels like Doogie thank you for the three hundred bits for good luck I appreciate it he's certainly working out already nailed it nailed it bombs bombs okay I just had to know I had to know Oh fine deal with what we get ooh here we go it's a decent start I'll take it pretty much full mobility off the climbing gloves and capes so that's something I feel fairly confident getting at the beginning every time go back to the dog in a minute it's just all about getting more bombs at this point all about the bombs and the you Jedi I guess probably kind of important too and there it is holy I'm increasingly convinced Bears played this game before maybe wants it twice kind of know what I'm doing I'll see this is where I don't have the full mobility though damn it need the springy boots where jet pack would be cool yeah you know jet you know what go ahead and give me a jet pack it's not that out could it be here all of my prayers have been answered immediately in the form of this spinning roulette wheel now okay first of all I'm not gonna blow that up I know I'm gonna kill myself trying to blow that up it's just a guarantee specs okay more ropes maybe I don't need a jetpack after all it's not an emote sorry bear well that would have done it for us well I knew it would get it the games out to kill me today oh my god that's been set off that's been set off there's a rope there's a narrow thing already there it would have shot me on this anyway so yeah that's been set and then you go good good good nice bye mmm get the energy get the energy and Boop just ignore that guy we're good we're good we're good this is the one man I'm feeling it I'm feeling good gonna get our paste from here loving it loving it loving it loving it you go through here as well why not see what we can find boom nothing okay I should not have done that what's the matter with me why would I go into the corner god damn eyes what's the point of that what's the strategy bear where's that gonna get you you dumb dumb dummy oh my god beg start around desperation Jesus speedrun [Music] ooop super Sneaky strats sky get through 1-1 I just got a cruise through that this is the top quality spelunking I watch for this is the guy who shows me how it's done you [Music] we're getting that oh my god it wasn't ropes oh oh hi whoo hang on there's our shop that's not what I want to see but all right spider coming down there he is I gotta go kill this bad boy there we go all right that takes care of that oh hi Marco hello mm-hmm don't even have to leave a comment on bears vids he doesn't himself I try my best to take out the words of every single YouTube commenter on my own okay I know why I'm an idiot you don't have to remind me nice big bottle of spider sperm whoo-hoo [Music] all righty I actually thought that have been sent off already I'm glad I did that there he goes he nearly got to me holy he's dead still don't have our eye a little worried about where that's gonna end up showing up maybe up in that top right corner I'm gonna go have a look go check a look that's gonna be him I don't think I can get out there very easily yeah I'm pretty sure that's cut off only four bombs - this is not worth it even if the AI is up there even if the chest slash Keys up there what's the matter with me all right well pardon me have to assume it's not up there let's turn everybody off to this stream aren't I killing dogs and burping into the mic that's the bear taffy way and there's our chest I knew we weren't being missing that I knew we weren't very mission eating in sick it seen these shops either [Music] so I guess we're just out of here you did you did you did you did nope somehow still alive holy okay now but ourselves of you bounce up here go like this drop the gun take the dog sweet and yeah why did I do that no I've got the other gun down here that's why I did it I'm smart I'm a smart boy and into the jungle oh my god he's done it he's done it let's see don't have to bomb there be nice and conservative you you guys remember this area I know it's been a while since we've been here it's a fun place there's all new enemies to see rain bits for the Blue Frog you damned me you're done went and Damned me right away okay how you gonna go ahead and go and do did that that's rude that is rude up we go can I make it up there I think so I should kill these guys first no not god dammit are you kidding oh not like this oh not like this Rufus buddy I need you gonna dyed it with fish can't have it that way oh no now I gotta go down there and get that gun I can't what have I done he's so smart he's a genius oh boy thank you die a sound of rushing water run away hey now I personally am of the belief that I should probably go ahead and bond that but I didn't and I'm glad I didn't cuz wow I'm looking good now wild weasel three months in row welcome back wild weasel thank you very much for your recent scription I appreciate it there is no black market entrance here right there's no way there's no way homeboy r10 let it cut this monkey stream love seeing you slowly lose your mind yeah hey that's the highlight of every Saturday for me I think I'm leaving I think we have to assume it's on 2-3 okay closing the bets yep oh my god like I actually got an opportunity to do that again yay okay the big frog board Matt Zira thank you for the hundred biddies free kindness who you gonna leaps goodness after blood that is not a shop I want to see mmm I didn't need these at least boink hey nice I was worried where it was gonna show up and there they go oh god that was dangerous that was really how long is it gonna take today ah I don't even mean to drop the controller Jesus Christ [Music] start the round ready I'm ready to win I'm doing it god damn it [Music] a game will not get me down there won't hold me down anyway mr. Vieau carrion seems to joined at the right time I think so this is the perfect time rate my breakfast chicken nuggets and ranch dressing five out of five you do you my friend nugs sound like the way to start your day you hammer him down bear this is the run even if it's not that's ok I'm with you I've been feeling that way about every single run so far I'm so shocked is this a blind playthrough never play the game before so yeah I'm feeling pretty good about that at least oh my god is this yet again is this trying to tell us we've got mysteries a foot is there an altar I don't think there's an altar all right sorry buddy fine start for us I'll take it just in time for the first run of the day you made it welcome karma tous thanks for three months and well appreciate you welcome on back into the pile let's go okay let's get this I I want it I want it today I want the win I refuse to be beaten down snake pit could yield some goodies there's our eye or their key I mean so we're gonna go for three bombs over here since that seems to be the only practical way to do it I'll just - okay that's good that's better we don't even have to use the shotgun get out of there I don't think nice [Music] perfect all right and now I'm assuming actually the few Jedi chest is gonna be down there in the snake pit so let's first of all [Music] gather all our resources think I'm safe to go down here let's go ahead and do that this seems like it's worth bombing so I'm gonna do that as well and hopefully destroy this thing there we go web gun Gigi [Music] why don't I do that [Music] whatever I knew I was gonna end up doing something like that - as soon as I toss that out there I could've got the web gun to do that yeah whoops Wow three shopkeepers down here with the bomb box and there at least those there's that so I think what I probably want to do is the safe play is just to bomb it right there well actually not really not anymore I bombed that incorrectly nor do I have climbing gloves oh my god hmm Shh let's see got 30 seconds I think I want to do this I think this will get him there we go okay I really want the bomb box in here but I really don't want to go down this corridor to get it so I think if I do this that actually almost got him holy did it it did wow that was lucky that was lucky okay very nice and now again I have to assume that the chest is in the snake pit so I'm gonna operate off that assumption for a moment here and go over this way plenty of bombs to get through here if I need or not bombs but ropes get through if I'm needed there it is no I thought that have been set off wow I am making every mistake today I'm making like every possible mistake impressive stuff really come on man dudu dudu I'm not sure bear is very good at this game ok now now is when I win to say you just despite that guy this is the the spite victory go ahead and bet all-in on this it's guaranteed see that [Music] that's what happens on a victorious run a spike victory that's your twisting words oh my god this is just unfair is this a snake pit darkness stage what the [Music] okay there we go oh my god that hit me there's our Matic actually I thought I had paste there thank goodness there's no shopkeepers here I'd be dead already yep all right can you read this message sure can Jovi how you doing I'm here I'm live a real person before you were null for some reason that's pretty cool what was it like to not exist must be interesting all right well you Jedi's probably on that stage oh well there this is a spite victory spelunky I'll show you spite second snake pit stage god damn it double kill oh you've got to be kidding me good damage the damage on these runs it's entirely my fault and I feel 100% shame for it but I'm still gonna act as though it's entirely out of my control let's see can I trigger that I don't think I can unless I ah absolutely no need to do that but I just felt like it yeah there we go okay now I've actually got a decent amount of supplies to tell you what let's just bail get the out of here [Music] yep you do that we go a minute 43 or 43 of pure Tilton salt so far so good now it's just crates just crates that I want that was a dangerous drop how is that what how does that been set off already yes okay must've been something else in there it's not really the shop I want to see where you can do what I believe in you thank you I can feel it feel believe Wow I bet oh that felt so good [Music] [Music] okay we're good we're good we're good we're too good we're too good here bail do you need to get some pace though so you know what I might actually kill him boink boink boink [Music] might kill this guy yeah I think it's worth it he's got a good amount of stuff arrived 1-4 let's do it [Music] why haven't I heard the wet first soundtrack yet well it's mostly because I haven't gotten to the ice caves all night we'll get lucky I'm sure it only takes one only takes one appearance in the ice cave sweat foot Wow hello hi okay I'm dead some dumb dead I'm dead I'm dead welcome to the jungle welcome to the jungle we got the old B's we're gonna stab your ass to death go be on your knees we got a honey high for you set your dad you're screwed well the swamp five minutes exactly on that one that's pretty good here here here loving all these ropes rope and makes me feel good here new bear I thought you were good at this game that was supposed to be despite victory and I didn't get it so alright I guess I'm not good at this game you went yeah you win why are the bed still locked good question why are the bed still locked that didn't pay out to that last one right oh god what was it was a what the hell just killed me I am completely spacing it what just killed me bees right yeah queen bee that's why I was like what the hell was it the weird-ass death there we go okay not the bees that's probably worth it doink okay now let's sacrifice him of course another shopkeeper in here somewhere must be a vault still got a damsel live somewhere too if I can find him doodie do drop the rock first just kill everything if I can where is the other shopkeeper I have no idea and I'm terrified he's gotta be in a vault right he's got to be in a vault so maybe I'll just leave him be and we'll just get out of here I think so yeah got to find the I on the next stage hopefully it won't be dark again okay that's better he's probably gonna end up chasing me pretty soon here I don't think there's a way to avoid the aggro yeah but he might just end up staying in that small little corridor - so that's good at least dudu all-in on success love it love it [Music] another altar got our boy right down in here who's gonna get shot to death where'd he go he's got to be over there yep there he is okay and easily push that through and then we can even put the caveman on here if I want I think I do I think I do indeed let's see if there's anything else probably not it throw rope up there that I kind of want to hang onto right now and then oh you know what you got to check to make sure there's no who Jedi though and I know there's another dudududududud to hear sleigh bells in the snow I'm dreaming of oh I eat Christmas [Music] that's happy impaled upon the spikes no Christmas songs sorry canned bread interesting time to join the stream indeed thanks for the hundred bits appreciate it I got a win a run I gotta get it I gotta take a sec I did something what is happening to me I thought I was good at this I was gonna leave this stage mm-hmm take a breath oh my god another one I'm just gonna buy that you there we go there we go that's how it's done just don't immediately put yourself in danger oh god damn it [Music] well I did get pasted yep want to do another Yama victory or quit forever stream this seems like a good time to do that yeah I should probably risk my entire livelihood on my ability to complete the game right now [Music] dude I gotta get the dog all this effort into getting up here I got to get the dog you do their Christmas album win I'm gonna legitimately make a Christmas album one day I'm just gonna drop it on you fools out of nowhere and like mid-july or some it's gonna be a grandpa bear Christmas album stop it grandpa bear not now I told you the time for festivities is not yet upon us he gets a little excited I'd love to hear your voice make it through an hour that yeah this is gonna be worth it how do % worth it oh my god it actually wise let's go finally the run is here after waiting for so long I'm gonna leave that gold bar behind to piss people off goddamn you better get it open like 20 rope crates it had to be bombs eventually one of these days man we finally got it okay we're in business got the new jet I got our bomb box got our Rufus ready what another storefront what could it be it's gonna be a spinning wheel with a cape that's not all that exciting haven't even killed a shopkeeper yet this is blowing me away here man annum suicide by bomb incoming you know it this is going far too well far too well I'm out of here I'm out of here I'm terrified lock bets not yet not yet I'm getting to the jungle on this one you go ahead and bet on welcome to the bear pie bacon maze thanks for subscribing with twitch prime well c'mon into the bear pile I appreciate your bear or your subscription enjoy your badge and emotes I appreciate your bear you're baronage your page for bear your very pay barrage pay barrage there you go that's what it should be called um are we done in here I think so okay not the door cool I kind of might get him but I'm not gonna get your blue frog and Spike bets in now local man does not go on a shopkeeper killing rampage shocks the locals what what is he doing does he know this is their shopkeepers for him to kill doesn't he want to kill them I don't understand more ropes it's actually kind of good right now that shouldn't happen there we go boomerangs gonna hit me in the face you've known behind here there we are parachute oh boy yep [Music] might be an entrance over here let's be careful kind of doubt it though all right let's keep going good hit I'll help for a minute still no shopkeepers to worry about I guess so all's good there and we are through terrified I just missed the entrance in the middle right or the top right there but hopefully not fun rushing water haunted stage interesting combo rain it's for blue frog Oh God huh [Music] did he die nope [Music] damnit oh my god he has so much health shield run you know that's not gonna go well here how in the world are you still alive [Music] god dammit there we go [Music] use a shotgun - if I wanted let's see waiting around to see if we're gonna run into a black market entrance around here I haven't heard this music in a while man this is a banger huh cranky [Music] oh it's funky that's funky let's see here would it be weird if the black market entrance could show up at like the bottom of the pond I don't think that's an actual thing but that would be hilarious hmm I think it can that would blow my mind the shotguns down at the bottom of the lake now by the way I need to go get that Oh God hmm I think I'm gonna stick around here spawns line at random - I mean it is possible I guess they could be down there I should go check Oh God oh I whipped it there we go [Music] hi die die Oh God die die are you alive Oh God thank you oh no it's the double ghost run the double ghost make it a triple [Music] Oh God Oh God triple or nothing this thing's gonna get me this thing's gonna get me double spooks why did I think I could do that so ashamed of myself I've been doing such dumb all day goddamn it man all these fun runs ruined [Music] [Music] it's gonna boo me boo me it's so good speed run again gotta get the goods got to get the goods even though it hurts me bombs worth do-do-do-do ah game get in my head I want to win want to get to the ice caves I feel like I'm doomed today [Music] do that I didn't even set that off did it it's straight up didn't set that off that's incredible oh not a good shop I looking like it's gonna be the huge outta here either what spawned that second ghost it was when the Crystal Skull or the Crystal Idol head showed up from killing whole body we have an eggplant run oh my god [Music] is there an altar here ends I didn't see not what in the is going on with me oh my lord [Music] what's gonna reset this one hey guys it doesn't feel good you didn't see nothing [Music] doo-doo-doo [Music] here we go there we go there we go welcome to the bear by J yes Kim welcome to the pile thank you very much for your subscription I appreciate it enjoy your badge Nemo it's buddy welcome on in thank you thank you thank you bear hugs please bear oh yeah first one of the day you know it usually is [Music] one little bit at a time here one a little bit at a time I know how to do this I can be smart I can be I just choose not to usually sometimes for some reason how's this looking not too great oh well tired of ditching around man I want the real deal that looks like it could be you a new ji over there but bigoted Pinel wins today yet now I've been doomed 8-bit track though there we go there's some good vibes [Music] I always makes me feel like I've got hope let's see here first of all I got a wonder if flake I want to use a rope here at all I'm kind of hoping that I could like bomb through so let's not use a rope let's go like this and then hmm I think I might have to oh my [Music] actually amazed by myself I don't know what I'm doing today and I'll have the touch I don't have it and I have it today [Music] there's some fancy silly stupid drops [Music] I'll be hilarious if that hit me [Music] dude dude there's the key I don't have fixed [Music] nope but hang on [Music] there we go I'm actually blown away I can't even believe that just happened what in the world I'm done I'm done holy I'm cursed I am cursed see you are SD noe cursed holy today was not meant to be holy christ I am sorry for the display of an aptitude today incredible stuff bear taffy well done there's that you can I click the thing now that okay that's their mock traps spikes there enjoy your bags enjoy your bats enjoy your bucks welcome to the bear pile that's a good name wrong stronger welcome to the pile thank you very much for your subscription I appreciate it I'm getting the out of here I am leaving I am cursed I am a cursed boy today thank you for your subscriptions for your tips for your bits for all the support today y'all I'm 2 subs away from a thousand again so if you feel like rounding that out I would certainly appreciate and welcome it but anyway thank you thank you thank you very much for being here I appreciate your time I'm gonna send the raid love over to Rob who's doing movie night right now welcome thank you for your twitch Prime subscription my friend I appreciate it thank you thank you for your support today y'all thank you thank you very much I am NOT Frank for getting us through it again to the bear he's done it the bear paw remains strong in 1k thank you thank you very very much for your support of course madrina Scott comp slash bear tap use the co-parents a focus in on anything at the online store welcome on in as well thank you thank you very much for your subscription welcome to the payal bear hugs please raid Rob as well send the love bear hugs over to alpaca Patrol thank you all very much for watching for another spelunky Saturday and I'll see you on Monday for new streaming good bye [Music] you [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: BaerTaffy

Views: 11,547

Rating: 4.9644446 out of 5

Keywords: spelunky

Id: jeLxwq1Qx1k

Length: 120min 51sec (7251 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 10 2018