Spelunky Daily Challenge with Baer! - 9/1/2018

that's why I'm saying you got to watch the trailer because there's so it's deceptive man it's only two minutes and your thing all you just enamored by the action and the the fantasy of it all eggs lucky - oh my god but then you realize holy [ __ ] wait a minute callin northwards character was wearing a teleporter you didn't even think about that did you as he was zapping down those always from the raving mass and the video was lagging you were thinking god damn it bear why don't you work better on your connection for twitch you're a professional broadcaster but now Cullen was wearing a teleporter wearable teleporters that's a whole thing into the end of itself speed runs for this game's first flunky - we're gonna be nuts just based on what we know already we need a frame-by-frame trailer review well I'm pretty sure you can go to Israel blog for that actually that's the Wow I was just gonna say that's the YouTube spelunky extraordinaire over there clearly not me I'm the professional I'm the one that people come to for the high level gameplay that's why I'm here did I see an I didn't see an eggplant in the trailer did you see an eggplant at the trailer I nearly just got killed by a green snake that would've been a fun way to start the day anybody bet on a 1-1 green snake kill for bear yeah you do I gotta I gotta at least give myself an opportunity to grab some more resources maybe there we go okay so now that I've given you hold on a second I'm gonna wait until the exact amount of time has elapsed 1:58 has elapsed one minute and 58 seconds to watch the trailer now we enter the spoiler zone you haven't watched it watched or watch it already because now now we discuss holy [ __ ] it looks so good it looks so good first of all I'm gonna address what I perceive to be the elephant in the room every time someone watches the trailer which is the art style when I first watched the trailer it immediately caught me off guard cuz I was like oh that's different it lacks the level of detail and you know like granular structure and just I guess I guess really those two are enough to describe what the tiles look like in a spelunky HD aka what we're playing right now but as I watched the trailer more III began just like completely disregard that it didn't even matter to me I started paying way more attention to the gameplay in the animation which i think is like obviously much more important and Wow does that look good the animation is so fluid and I don't just say that because now there's water physics but it looks so smooth I love it easy 60fps and that's gonna like make a difference to the fact that the animation goes so smoothly with the coupling of water physics being introduced now that's gonna make a big difference that's gonna enable you to make plays based on assuming that the games gonna respond in in those like you know frame perfect moments which this game is already known for so that's extremely exciting to me Blanca doc Saturday whoo cleaner and more readable yeah with you on that do I think it's I think it's like if you look at this like look just a and grab any frame of where I am right now just try this right now for example like you've got a lot taking your attention away from the focal points if you allow it to you know like that the level of detail like there's fossils within the tiles here if you give them enough space and then there's like all the rocks and boulders and stuff if you take all that stuff away what are you left with you're left with the focal points which are like the gameplay centric points right like the gems the shopkeeper the shop itself the stone tiles the jars the things like that and if the art style dictates that you look at those things more then you look at like the tiles themselves I guess maybe I'm reading into it too much but that sort of indicates to me that like you are gonna have more demanded of you as a player potentially like less distractions more more action it's less about the look more about the feel maybe again that's that's more my personal interpretation than anything because reading into it a little bit click baited there you go yep [Music] oh no no no oh man well look at the end of their hilarious Harvey welcome with the bear pile my friend thank you very much for your twitch Prime subscription I appreciate it I managed to put that gun exactly where the other one was that's kind of neat there we go dude I'm trying really hard to keep my my focus and I guess I know if I just start rambling noumenal it oh my goodness next side by the way sorry for your missed your three dollar tip earlier here exite thank you so much I appreciate it also Power Man think about the hundred biddies and excite again with the 250 of course Robin Abra's well thinking for the recent script and that's what I'm missing that's what I'm forgetting I'm sorry that my mind is elsewhere as you can tell I uh I was I was overconfident and in my estimation of my ability to play this game talk about spelunky - and stream cuz man am i excited for spelunky - my bad eighth oh yeah did I miss you as well you subscribe with twit from a Thor destroyer my bad my bad I know I'm missing a few here my bad it's been a it's been a raucous morning for certain there we go ok so I knew this key was gonna be a pain in the ass to get - there we go there we go it's done in this shop keep your music it's not doing me any favors I need where's the spa the spa music to calm me down need a nice soothing relaxing piano which I'll get I'm sure once I murder this man with a bomb all right I have a catcher's mitt now [ __ ] I'm dead I'm dead I'm out of here I'm leaving I'm leaving see ya huh okay just take this is the breather I needed actually this is the spa treatment I've been waiting for time for more spunky Saturdays spoopy ghost killing shopkeepers and more likely killing dago's thank you very much Robin ebrary she is gonna be hard watching you play and watching my Buckeyes at the same time college football season holy [ __ ] it is oh my god is September first what better way to welcome in the new month with then with a care that case t tan is what he was gonna say a tasty can of madrenas coffee a double dark roast gonna get that sit for the energy baby hmm he said the word wrong what a [ __ ] off we go a case T tan of madrenas [Music] it's for the Sham blur and you die cheverus etc don't carry over I'm sure the guy Yama maybe takes those into account but anyway thank you very much appreciate the bit he's the absolute buffoon [Music] a nominal hit no [ __ ] raving masses Exide you have the right to be distracted spelunky 2 is coming out 100 subs at once for donations trying to blight I've got a lot going on not that it's an issue all those things are very very good things so thank you very very much for those things Derek you specifically please please give game Derek please if we just filled chat with Derek please maybe he'll just release it he's watching he's at PAX right now but I think he's on his phone he's got the twitch chat open Derek deck please Derek Derek just give it give it Derek welcome to the bear by Isaac Davis certainly welcome the bear power my friend thank you very much for you twitch behind subscription I appreciate that but if you can also just go ahead and release Bellanca - they'll be that'd be uh I'll be stellar Derek place do you want an unfinished game bear you know what fair enough valid point that's sort of the dilemma I'm in actually pax West is of course happening right now I live in the Seattle area quote unquote it's a bit of a drive but I'm still within the realm but I don't know if I want to go play it even just seeing tweets I'm like I don't know if I want to spoil it for myself maybe I want to keep it like a completely fresh new thing for when it comes out but that is also a long time from now so I'm probably gonna go play it uh I'm gonna be able to hold out for that long like just oh I was while I was looking at my timeline let yesterday and uh J wits had gone and plated at the PlayStation booth and detailed a few things that he noticed and when I read that I had let you know I had that mixed response because half of me was like oh my god that's so exciting him I want to see that for myself and ready to play it and then the other half of me was like oh you know I kind of wish I had waited to find that out on my own but that's not a very strong part of me that's just like a it's just a weird preservationist of new experiences that dwells at the base of my psyche I guess power also divine prodigy mister bits a couple minutes ago there thank you buddy says hey there bear gonna head out we get ready for lunch thanks for making my birthday hell yeah happy birthday buddy appreciate the UH the kindness you go ahead and keep spreading that around as well buddy appreciate it thank you Power Man as well you haven't seen the trailer dude it's I gave you homework does that mean nothing to you probably go watch it's two minutes two minutes that I've spent probably 30 minutes on myself but it's time well spent in my opinion hold on I just got to make sure when I missing out on the black market entrance here and I don't think we are cuz I've gone through the majority of this stage let's just do this real fast and that'll do it y'all closed bets real soon here too right after this level I think all right that'll do there we go Jeep Kaiser thank you very much for your three months in row buddy appreciate it welcome back in bear-hugs please for all the reefs absque rip shion's these subscriptions the tips and the subs thank you very much let's have some bits I mean it's been a hell of a start to the morning here I really appreciate that strong spelunky saturday go to packs the place come on cue to you can also try out Kingdom Hearts threes they're next to each other oh [ __ ] the fifteen-year-old in me is still is still very excited about that game but the 28 year old that I currently am Derek please that's all I want I don't care about Kingdom Hearts 3 anymore Derek look what you've done to me if 15 year old heard a 15 year old bear heard me say as much he would be outraged not really he'd be he'd be confused and he'd asks some questions and then he probably placed belong key and then he'd get it immediately but it's still still quite the turnaround think about three-fitty as well Derek appreciate it slash wars on Vincent yeah my priorities have shifted as an adult that's for damn sure I played the hell out of Kingdom Hearts Elise and I love that game both of them I say both of them completely disregarding the fact that there are eight others all right yeah the locked beds we got we got again count on me for that how many actual others are there give me a real number there's Kingdom Hearts one and two and then just how many others just as a number two point eight five that sounds believable kinda wanna sacks and bodies here uh nominal pittance from the raving masses X I'd let me go look at me go dip from the wife also wants to know if you've ever had hot chicken and waffles southern style new whoo no never had that never had the chicken and waffles combo were they talking about that on the NL SS recently I think they were talking about that in how they serve it with like a particular kind of sauce as well I would probably like it I've just been a little I'm a scared baby [ __ ] when it comes to trying new food and most other things yeah I think I could just I get to cut that off at the end of [ __ ] that sentence probably still would have been accurate ghost where's your happy friend the one I saw in the trailer I want that one you're not as fun returned omnomnom z ed mister gimme [Music] thank you very much - and eight months respectively appreciate you guys thank you for your support it'll do it up here a the destroyer where's my happy friend who's got that happy little ghost emo that's fun oh god oh gotta get the diamond of course who needs happy ghost when you've got sexy ghost fair point I guess it's uh I mean it could be I'm just gonna go it's got to be two - three hmm all right finally gonna lock these up anyway spelunky - there's a cat gun game but what if the two ghosts try to pac-man you and get stuck in between all what if they have different chasing patterns one of them tries to ping all they could totally do that it didn't really look like that's the case that would be fun though Blanca - as a cat gun though can't go one fine day with a barrel in a bullet the cat was born there's nothing rhymes with bullet why would you say stuff like that hair mullet jethro tull it really stretching thought it was a clone gun oh yeah might be a clone gun mm [Music] possibility either of those is good for me I can live in both of those worlds and be happy I think oh look at these resources baby you know what I really want to try to do is dunk him in the face without blowing up that altar but that sounds like a fun challenge however prior to doing that I should probably get myself be the Kepala so let's do that first boy thanks for the bear hug buddy three months of my appreciate you welcome back in go right there we got an easy path back up it's gonna destroy this for fun welcome the hex I read your name so many times already today man damn appreciated three months of reishi eight you an antimatter dynamite four months in a row from you as well thank you very much everybody for the ridiculous support today very very kind so much love I appreciate it series of bear hugs please again if you wouldn't mind everybody we got so many folks hopping back on the pile thank you thank you I think it's time to bail on this but I psych you out there just for a moment just for a moment maybe you thought he forgot maybe you thought he wasn't gonna remember death row that built in or some form of twitch interaction would be called man that's just I don't even want to get into the point of wishful thinking that would require me to hope for twitch integration for spelunky to I don't even know if I would want it I want my my experience preserve this is my precious little baby boy but if I can trust anybody to do it well probably be him Derrick please please there we would want it bare fair enough yeah that's true poor poor puggle poor buddy official death roulette would be absolute madness hey rumble muffin what's up man don't seen you in a minute looking real good Ryan and Kate got tracks from the first few closes that's what I've been hearing too that's one of the more exciting things I'm hearing from the show floor actually is that all these spelunky vets or at least people that have played spelunky that have some time with the game are getting their asses kicked they're getting like demolished on stage one and I'm sure I'll be no different and that's really good that's extremely good abnormal pittance from the raving masses Exide thanks so much for another three dollars just in a great mood today the medical unit or heat exhaustion business now you feel amazing well good glad happy we don't even have to wish you a speedy recovery I was just about to do that but thank you for your uh your continued generosity buddy I'm glad you're feeling better yeah definitely my van died well that feels [ __ ] weird Tania Muffy sure thing muffin you got it baby cakes yeah we definitely need to hang out while you're in town I'll be up there tomorrow for sure I didn't make it up yesterday but I'm hey I'm heading up there with my brother tomorrow gonna go walk the show floor definitely gonna place flunky to at that point Oh baby I even planned it oh that one felt good all right pretty clean black market there I don't know why I'm avoiding those sprinkles welcome back for the full year I appreciate it so much thank you very much welcome back and bear-hugs please do hunt me down yeah well I'm sure we'll be able to hook up for sure I couldn't make it to the twitch party either last night because they were exclusively denying plus-ones or explicitly denying plus ones I meant to say no wives allowed is basically what that email said to me so I was like fine stay home and sulk cuz twitch doesn't want me to have fun with my wife so cool oh thank you very much buddy that's extremely kind of appreciated there's a lot of wonderful personalities here on this fantastic internet website thank you very much for your support what about plus twos oh that's brilliant I should have done that that's a that's an galaxies brain [ __ ] dude I didn't even consider Phi had brought another person I couldn't on the plus two they didn't say anything about that could've brought chubs Oh missed opportunity god dammit next time though that's I'm gonna try that once man cuz you know that's gonna work right like the the person at the door if they're any kind of respectable human being they're gonna commend you for thinking outside the box in such a way they're gonna be like all right you you got us come on in we'll fill the building overcapacity and cause a fire hazard to everybody else cuz you just so damn clever mm thank you yep boy here we go new new bouncers love loopholes that's proven fact bits provide crits bouncers love loopholes basically in the same category of truth [Music] see you buddy man now now now now now all right we're out of here I could go worm right pretty sure I still have my dog Oh Rufus Rufus hey our buddy no go to the worm your office wanna call it a worm yes he does you go boy make America woofers you know they turned you into a sloth in the next game buddy people are gonna say it's a reference to something else but we know the truth uh aldana gotta go get my gun real quick now go get my gun oh [ __ ] that's robe territory Oh God we'd bone myself here didn't I there we go a the destoroyah these the hundred biddies appreciate a lot of bets for old age please go worm oh wow okay oh my god rip do-do-do-do-do-do-do all right we out of here we'll go mm-hmm that's a lot right indeed look at me go how's it do it go get myself that Chris knife kapala combo collect all the blood we'll be in good shape just gotta watch out for things like that definitely didn't want to put myself in that position right away it's a pretty awful worm so far Oh God yep okay Oh mom God Wow Oh God Oh God go away all right great this way oh Jesus Christ [Laughter] Oh God you've had time for my heart rate to speed up yet it's just now happening okay ha ha that was terrifying oh man it's still not done I gotta get all the blood here give my health back there we go oh boy I'm leaving the gun behind [ __ ] it Chris knife all day here we go oh boy adrenalin boys feeling it Oh another gun all right well fine if you say so and Anna hatch look at all that blood just imagine what kind of nonsense we're gonna get from spelunky too in this regard like this is the only stage of this kind in the game it's so unique we're gonna get all kinds of [ __ ] like this we're gonna get rid of you just like this I guess here we go I mean a bit wasteful with the ropes but I think it's for the best here we go see ya oh come on you can do it there you go well played he's done it he's made it through the worm hmm why use many word wouldn't few word do trick good point bear no speaks stupid now bear speaks smart no unnecessary word only necessary word chat like spelunky to win Derek please small chat like simple word nope bear talk good with words unnecessary is a bad word when bad works is bad word dot I said damn it I said Dodd gamut after I said a case t tan what's wrong with me you know what it is all these unnecessary words getting into my mouth smorc is an extremely underrated emote it's very good I'll give you that it's certainly very good I think it's pretty pretty much rated though gets a lot of credit you tell me I dunked him with that ah not even close okay there we go he's gonna be free now didn't get him with that did he fall down there we go the most underrated emotes good question you say it's ttours ttours bin bell welcome back to the bear pile thank you very much for 19 months in a row appreciated welcome to bro oh yeah ttours got a lot of use at a brawl holidays you see that right now I see the nut big event chats every now and then t tours golden kappa check yeah why not what we're talking about emotes might as well get that in there while we're doing the golden kappa check go ahead and toss out your most underrated twitch emote well mix those in there all the job man that's what do you what did I even call that when you do this circle underneath your thigh they have a name for it or is it just called being a stupid [ __ ] boom got um bear taffy with the slam dunk the circle game alright there we go it's the fuck-boy hand that's a good name for it meat boys a goody mode oh my god rue w w or V V Rho V V is one of the best emotes on Twitch I mean no need don't need to be concerned about that I supposed to be eating these cinnamon and brown sugar pop-tarts uncooked yo there is no wrong way to eat cinnamon brown sugar pop-tarts you've made a correct decision going to a grocery store my friend now the rest is just icing on the commad pastry breakfast tart I didn't kill Rufus with that I'm amazed I was prepared to be or prepared to damn myself to hell for my misdeeds hot take I don't think cinnamon is great get out no that's fine cinamon itself I mean like you don't you don't just eat cinnamon there's a reason the cinnamon challenge exists it's not really not really all that edible you got to combine it with other stuff maybe that's what you're doing wrong have you tried eating cinnamon with other things you can eat cinnamon if you're not a wuss all right yeah fair enough I like my pop-tarts out of the freezer oh I've never tried that shocking as that may seem how to give that a gift that the old college try huh sprinkle some cinnamon on your cereal so yeah there you go you got generally the right idea with that didn't ant near ready go where to go oh baby the chain reaction that was nice thanks for the blood buddy [Music] Chris knife the alien queen take the gems without ghosting them as is tradition there we go he's done it hmm bananas out of the fridge are pretty damn good mm-hmm what do you mean I eat a spoonful of cinnamon every morning when I wake up I guess that's because you're not a little [ __ ] dynamite unlike the rest of us well done I'm impressed note about the teleporter you noticed uh actually I think I already mentioned this didn't I the fact that the teleporter is now a wearable item in spelunky 2 or it seems to be it's possible that there's two teleporter items but I kind of doubt it it looks so good doesn't it Cooper yeah there's so many things I'm excited for rideable mounts would be very exciting stuff turkey percent speed runs what a time to be alive teleporter 2.0 man yeah it's the next level [ __ ] right do not Chris knife the dog bear he's your friend he goes through the exit door the shopkeepers gone yeah me five ropes left I don't know what I'm doing with these extra two bombs that's that's silly I gotta have the right amount of bombs there there we go that's better [Music] Buckeyes are kicked butt right now hell yeah did I say butt eyes I said Buckeyes all right I think I'm done here besides getting more blood out of him to set us up to be able to get more blood once we respawn I think we're good let's do it [ __ ] we damn it we ain't crazy moe welcome I want it give me my gun I reset the bahahaha really notice I reset the blood with myself I bled into my own Kepala and reset the total that was that was pretty brilliant yeah boy makes level strats tough trap pretty difficult yep there you go buddy right on your nose right out of your stupid little face imagine if that killed me I would have deserved it honestly I've been so damn cocky well overconfidence gets you nipped in the face by a knock or bear we all know that see it okay what's the origin of my name I used to be mr. Larabee that was my xbox live handle I was often mistaken for a schoolteacher that was just a man who lacked creativity I just decided to go by my own name that turned into bear there's a lot of people called me lair bear including my my good buddy who really was the the origin of the name actually it's kind of it's it's it's a bit bittersweet the origin story now because that's my friend that passed away a few years ago that really was like the origin for this name it's also kind of nice that I get to remember him that way though that he was a big part of it and then the taffy part came from my time working with my buddy from college who made the game taffy website it was just a fun little blog style thing that we did for a year or so in school just talking about video games and stuff I liked it alright I'm out of here hmm that spelling of Larrabee up there oh my god lar iby i commend you for the intense I know it's a it's a tough one but damn that's phonetic let's see okay I'm not even gonna yeah it's on my Oh it's not my real name on Twitter anymore is it yeah that's why nobody has a reference point I was gonna say you can just look over there he's gonna see who can get it belt Wars on Vincent you're almost there man two R's welcome to the bear pile ROH 1994 welcome to the bear pile of my friend thank you for your subscription with twitch prime much appreciate a bear hugs please in the chat thank you for the support I think I'm safe to do that yeah there you go Vincent you got it okay terrified let these climbing gloves [ __ ] me over here but I'd rather just go this way than deal with all that [ __ ] over there too so under we go this is the easy path for sure equally creative with my usernames all right yeah I'm not alone I know even now I'm using a name that was pretty much formulated by two of my friends and I can I combine their efforts into what is now my branding I make a lot of my livelihood on I Rufus my brand yes Larrabee more like Larrabee whoo [Music] see that's the other thing about the the BAE are spelling people think it's just silly [ __ ] flipping the vowels around to be and artistic little teenagers button what's the first thing that shows up when you search BAE on YouTube huh go ahead and type it in go ahead and open up an incognito window just guarantee that the research is legit what happens when he type BAE into the youtube search bar huh that's right galaxy brain I didn't even know it back then because I'm pretty sure BAE wasn't a popularize turnback created but now I get to reap the benefits you're six down for me I'm on the page though right I'm there it's all you need bake you another I don't know what that is baby this isn't his stellar of an example as I had originally thought before I heard your actual name I just assumed your real last name was bear I mean that's a fair assumption - probably means fifth from the top BAE are tapping tton there you go don't you're doing ki doing yo come on now that was that was pretty smooth I'm gonna give myself props for that I knew miss Chris knife kill yeah we're getting it all on this run man full monty I mean the full Rufus dammit no she's getting in my head I won't let him win that was the wrong one oh well sweet power man I was the guy who made those mlss magic cards and honestly calling you bear was easier than finding your actual I'm surprised that it's not like common knowledge I had my name as I have my Twitter name as my full legal name for a while there till I released the rap EP and then I switched it but yeah it's not a big secret I used to try to withhold like the college that I attended as though that was gonna be the thing that ultimately protected my identity but then the whole Weber Kooks saga [ __ ] everybody here's where I went to school here's where I used to live my social security number my blood type there we go why not Ava I want to get a drink but I don't want to leave you available I'm going to go ahead over in madrenas Capcom / bear taffy and use the code bear coffee save 40% than anything on the online store and then in one to two weeks you'll have a drink a tasty tasty beverage Davian three months ro and silver kitsune two months in the Bear clubs thank you very much to both of you move welcome back for your recent scription z-- I appreciate you you to do as a peculiar Olmec layout now first name is Alex yeah no I'm not an Alexander I'm not fancy enough I can't prefer just being an Alex but if I were an Alexander you know I'd go buy it excuse me that's Alexander alex is my soon-to-be progeny who does not deserve the full title not yet anyway he must earn it all right I think we're done what this is a very strange Olmec layout that doesn't happen all that often and we got the door right here so we're gonna move them over to the right in in there I wonder what the boss fights in spelunky two will be oh man I hadn't even thought about that that's exciting too so much to look forward to I am 11 out of 10 on the high meter for that game I cannot be more excited for it turkey queen uh you know there's it's got to be some sort of like alien Overlord fight right like we've had the build up there with the the UFOs and then the alien dudes that shoot out the orbs and then the the alien queen herself and the mothership we gotta have like the finishing touch the coup de Gras for the alien sequence the main character does look adorable yeah I love the well you know Derek had a daughter actually which i think is a lot of the inspiration for that I think that's really cute hell on the first run of the day could I get some hype please cuz this is looking good feeling good I'm feeling feeling like spelunky to has instilled me with that brand new fresh energy it's got to get ourselves this this here amulet will be good to go hey there mill how's it going good see you there bambam I think that's actually Rufus as well he did well surviving that good job buddy oh [ __ ] no nodes I just commended him on his survivability and then I murdered him and then I carved up his body for blood I didn't feel good about it real bad in fact knife is bustle senate immediately in Jed unprovoked hey I am NOT dropping on those guys that's just asking for trouble smooch [Music] okay taking the easy way I guess I could take flat scape huh yeah might as well have some fun with it I don't have anything else on my on my person at the moment plus I look super cute wearing it Jake Tony this is actually dangerous yep he's alive [ __ ] oh no oh God I don't want to throw this away here so I'm not gonna welcome to the bear pile captain Muir welcome to the bear pile thanks for something with twitch prime bear outs please let's appreciate it he's got so many ways he could bone me there we go he's done it no reason not to use the abundance of bombs at our disposal let us go forth morning mwah roogie you monster for not giving Rufus Rufus a proper burial what do you call Kris and I think I'm in the face and shattering him to a million pieces and using his blood to further our own pursuits because I call that a proper burial a proper burial fair pun see if I turn it into a pun then it makes it okay I was so scared of that oh god there we go nice [Music] it's been a minute since I've used this thing I got to take it into account oh hey and then we go like this slowly and gracefully descend get him stabbed and we're clear holy [ __ ] mmm it's this madrenas energy man I'm rocking it snowman oh I am excited to play it myself glad to hear you are all so hype I've only heard exceptional things like just people are stoked as they should be and as I currently am even even having not played it yet myself oh wow hi okay let's see if I drop like this I won't trigger him and I can then kill him and then do that okay good slow - sense kill you so you [Music] trigger this guy that shopkeepers probably dead or gone there we go I should leave oh just a moment of panic there but we're fine into five dash bar let's go no delay we have a singular objective and that is to Chris knife yama in the [ __ ] face let's go looking good Bruce Willis all right good wait how do I do this I can shotgun jump up there right oh look at that but techniques oh [ __ ] okay hold on if I do that Bam Bam I can grab that let's go let's go let's go let's go yeah [Music] oh yeah oh yeah get the rubies or loti fair enough yeah I got to do it that's where that goes [Music] there we go he had his hands all mixed up I'll actually you know what there we go that's better that's how it's supposed to look bomb cascade how do you how do you do it properly Oh like that cool we did it oh there goes my parachute for the safe exit though that sucks oh wait I have landscape fill I bet it'll let me safely descend I get this fool clear man I'm pretty sure you cannot take a hand with you to the outside world I believe it leaves it at the door yep there you go we got cuties yes little bear icon oh come on he's got Vlad's cape on Oh at least I got my blood back right presumably with the Kepala paying out to old age baby success that's how we do it that's how we do it big winner what's that achievement called again big score or something like that Power Man one bit per thousand as promised thank you very much buddy appreciate it man me and you now gotta enjoy the song every now and then is that the end of spunky - yep that's the whole game enjoy you seen it all in an hour and fourteen big money yeah I think that's what it was called ah this song so pleasant we even have a new credit screen to look forward to eventually Meryn Trant now you will be remembered as a hero but why all you did was explore a cave that nobody had been in like ever well Yana was there you went and saved him and got all the money you're a hero how you gonna get yourself into the credits of spelunky to this time I'll have to pay I never expected this to be honest with you like this was a complete shock to me when it happened so I don't know maybe he'll have us do another pre-release thing and I'll get really lucky because massive inflation with all the gold you're selling you're a hero I bet you could just ask Derrick on Twitter one I'm busy asking Derrick hey can you please release it please please [Music] hang on I gotta start up a brand new around here we've already reached the conclusion of credits song one there we go all right an excellent beginning to our spelunky Saturday here but let's go ahead and jump in the daily challenge the first of September daily challenge at that what fun brand-new spelunky death thriller yes welcome death roulette round is up exclamation point roulette in the chat you'd like to bet on what you think will bring my demise let's go oh boy fresh starts like I'm so excited man it's gonna be so good spelunky - I still feel good starting fresh in spelunky 1 like I'm still doing spelunky Saturday for God's sake you know I'm still loving the game like we're gonna a whole new experience man every stage we haven't even talked about this yet this is part of the the interview that PlayStation did with Derek simultaneous with the release of the gameplay trailer in which Derek confirmed that there will be alternate stages on every floor every single one [Music] Power Man you win this I'll give you one bit per $100 you earn oh my goodness did you go Power Man 2 layers yes 2 layers - spelunky - that's at least 3 stages I know it's crazy so much to unpack just I could not be more hyped for it darkness right away okay they're upping the challenge factor today a bit I'm ready for it though man I'm feeling good after that he'll run but every time I say stuff like this this is just like guaranteed to [ __ ] me and it almost did even now where is he okay hold on I wasn't even thinking about it in the moment but I was like oh my god wait a minute I have a torch in hand I need my gun I don't want to kill this bug either hold on a second I'm gonna there we go do that giant spider die is he dead he's dead okay good give me all that I do not have climbing gloves anymore I was acting like I did let's see can I get him to come over here I bet I can hold on let's light these torches first of all there we go give us a little bit more love here and then tell you what oh he's already dropped down to him and I was gonna say I can probably try to go shoot him oh damn it [Laughter] [ __ ] obliterated a thing oh man okay whoops well now we can go over here Hey okay interesting probably won't use that [Music] mmm-hmm Oh God all right I think a shotgun jumble enables to get up here to this guy although I've regretted that before [Music] there's no shopkeeper at the exit right now okay one at a time here - why do you gotta be up in the damn corner it's not worth a rope yeah fine that's enough that's enough I'm out of here that's hell it's probably where the you Jedi was damn it yes belong key two's on the moon which kind of makes sense if you think about it you know prevalence of alien themes in the the first one or in this one I guess it's not bad [Music] of course the online multiplayer is well very happy to see that New Jedi there by the way I was mistaken in my analysis up check the clip that was that was like a frame away from murdering me Wow holy jesus that skirted below my feet oh god that's not what I wanted [ __ ] I get him I think I killed him nice okay now get all that [ __ ] gimme gimme actually unnecessary but I can't leave it there [ __ ] yeah grabbing the chest first of all bringing that with me let's see here god dammit god dammit go away and we go down we go it's too intense man we have a vault here too don't we yes we do [ __ ] okay well I got seven bombs I guess that's enough I got to do this quick I want these two rubies as well but I think I'm gonna be able to get them so let's just throw this away let's do that I guess it's fine and then one two [Music] got him with that open both the chests as well so as long as I sit right here I [Music] shouldn't have done that damn it oh well all right well at least I get the vault now dude dude I was gonna say she's not coming in for them right that would be incorrect there were yell and is there anything else I need to go Stu you're probably not let's just get her all the way over to this side and then where was that actual key for this do did you do I have to do another rope of course and then get out of here now this is gonna be the tricky part figuring out how to deal with this [ __ ] not to mention the fact that I've got a ghost in the midst here so oh that's gonna be annoying yeah that's gonna suck let's just get her all the way into the corner here all the way up top and then we'll have to deal with just the shopkeeper check the clip that was wait yeah that that was that was way too close to comfort or a for comfort that shopkeeper encounter there have been a couple of those already on this one now I feel like that's the only way they really deal with this and then that'll do I guess I don't know what my plan was at that mist have two bombs left but hey that'll work he's done it only through 1-3 I got the vault on that stage though so that's that's something he was just died right oh there we go [Music] just died Lal forehead and let's see I am just gonna grab this I'm not gonna ghost this [Music] oh my god of course three gems show up as soon as I announce my plans not to utilize them I can probably make it back up there still so I'll just leave this be for now you're dead and let's see Matic oh yay [Music] we did it I think we can give this one come on come on nice ah damn it Bell huh okay so hold on I think I just got a rope so I gotta try to get as many of these as I can here again of course once I announce my plans not to ghost stage makes it very lucrative to do so one more rope up there or maybe I don't have to I think I will though yeah actually I could bomb but using the rope is more effective lam KaBlam anybody remember that show Thun Thun Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network weird like animated show with all the [Music] sketches and earth sketches sketching I said sketches and skits what's wrong with my brain the blameless Oz that was Nickelodeon yeah that's right that's right it's on vrv now that's the there's a streaming service I heard it is like offering those old Nickelodeon shows now right not just KaBlam but like rocket power Wild Thornberrys I assume things like Doug and Rugrats and all that [ __ ] too which is cool that's my childhood right there absolutely we are riders on a mission accident kids and play/pause airship prepare to get hard damage took my headphones off my head it's so in doing good oh yeah nice easy nice easy diamond ghosting whoo yeah and keep it down all the way come on I'm not gonna get that one damn it damn it damn it damn it Oh nor am I gonna get that Ruby am i son of a [ __ ] that was so stupid oh I had to play that perfectly not to die just then Oh oh that was so dumb there's another sapphire let's see I can Oh God why do i why do I insist on making it as difficult as humanly possible oh that was another Jam there - [ __ ] oh well the camera oh [ __ ] yeah I forgot however dooming myself here all these maneuvering choices I'm making I've got it just like carve through here there we go first of all that's gonna make that a billion times easier and then I just cut through this yeah there Bam Bam Bam and I can't get that one yet got it okay sweet now we're gonna do a little bit more fun angling over this way do we want to go that way maybe not like a little furry ninja hmm I think my best course of action is gonna be to get the ghost all the way up to the top again bring your down through the right side now to probably do it for this stage oh come on god damn it that's a bad idea it's the obvious choice we yep alrighty now go ahead and take the dog I've got several other gyms on this side as well if I want to try that sort of just a bad idea though actually let's make me just go get that last gym over here and call it good I'm really pushing my luck I kind of just want to use the last of the Matic Chargers though I've got it so we can go oh yeah there we go sweet speak of the devil and he shall answer your call [Laughter] fun with Satan here on the bear taffy channel you why'd you get all that grabble bear or where did you get all that gravel in my throat just sort of hangs out in there [Music] all right I think I'm finally we're almost almost there we go okay now I'm finally finished with this stage I'm gonna bring a camera I guess is my plan instead of bringing a gun I'm gonna bring a camera wow we made a lot of money on that stage all right worth it a my hide force Plunkett's a my eye parts belong key to does the pope bear [ __ ] in the woods on a Sunday I think he does doesn't he I'm really hyped I guess I could have just answered a question that way where's my where's my blink the Pope bear only shits on Thursdays well I guess I'm not - sorry I was misled the young Pope bear what's the new HBO show loving it man you should check it out [Music] where's the beep is it up here is the beep this way and the beep goes like and the beef goes like there's no beef but I'll sculpt happy spelunky Saturday would you take a picture of mrs. ghost for me of course now I'm confused then oh I saw slash heard a beep huh oh there it is that's easy enough all right don't need paste you can probably just gonna bail on this I want to take any unnecessary Gamble's on and a nun lucrative stage I suppose a non lucrative stage a shitty stage that's the best way to describe it when I was a kid a neighbor kid tried to convince me that bears would not poop unless they had access to a special grassy field that was their bathroom if they couldn't get to their field they would hold it until they died she said I never believed her why is children do we feel the need to like decide that we are experts in a particular field and assert our entirely falsified knowledge on the subject because I remember doing that exact same thing like no bears only [ __ ] in a specified field in the woods and if they can't find that field they'll blow up from poop explosion disease it's true I read about it in a book I made how about that play though I read it in a book they can't lie in books that's true if they write it on paper and publish it it has to be factual that's the law just through that hired help right in my face oh my god alright I'm gonna run that works pretty well and he doesn't have a gun that's kind of fun you come on over here then that guy does though and I have one rope left oh [ __ ] okay let's do this the smart way that's not the smart way this is the smart way followed by back haha and now I need a gun I'm still gonna avoid these cuz we have a jetpack they're sick oh what a dunk I'm feeling it today going good man there's no silly [ __ ] please if you would mind game if you wouldn't mind cuz that's a hell of a shop right there and I would love to take advantage fully nobody else in this shop right okay good stuff I will bomb for those ropes gimme gimme gimme hell yes off out feeling it mister bag yes yes indeed he's dead Oh almost he shot his friend though dog City baby rekt we even get to hear the black market music uninterrupted for 20 seconds dunk on the haters hell yeah alright I'm gonna enjoy it for this next five solid moments of bliss [Music] alright there we go velasco perhaps for them sick throws thank you for the biddies buddy appreciate you hello Bandera well c'mon in what if there's a spelunky merchant guild where you got to shave your head and grow a great mustache to join now we learn actually in spelunky too that the origin of all these clones shopkeepers is that clone gun that we saw with with the cats there's a lot of deep lore involved man you got you just wait we're gonna figure all this [ __ ] out bets are still open let's leave them open for the for the remainder of the jungle how about that does this ones go in the distance bet on success now if you want free spelunky bucks not to mention the royal jelly coming up I feel good about that and nice sweet blow and all the bombs let's go out in the world the shopkeepers dead too sweet I was getting rid of all this nonsense that could interfere here that works and then she is not gonna be able to get up here but I can bomb her or I can just spike sheer to death nice look at it dodging these bullets we got neo to be over there for a moment anyway Cheverus goddamn it man things are going so well why'd you have to show up hi buddy alright good stuff good stuff I can still I can overcome the Cheverus bits Power Man hello I'm a real mammal who requires real mammal fluid sustenance please prescribe such sustenance is that true if you're not a real person you have to tell me but if you are a real person you can go on over to madrenas coffee comps life merit a views Gobert coffee save 60% maybe still it might still be that on any purchase they'll make you prove you're not a robot - so it's a double whammy for me I think I'm done here I have a lot of bombs though I'm kind of tempted to see if I can make some extra value out of this might as well grab that [Music] there's not a lot to be ghosted here though yeah I'll just preserve the the resources I think no reason to be foolish have you played spelunky world what is that can't say I have now [Music] I'm so glad both of those Tiki men were facing the wrong way it was so convenient for me that web also kind of saved my ass there all right again not a very lucrative stage here almost entirely intentionally avoided that gold bar I don't think I need Rufus or do I need to risk my life grabbing that sapphire so let's just leave let's leave I just want to get to the ice caves I don't know what it is it's just it makes me feel better getting that to that point we're nearly there already though five caveman bodies littering the floor make that seven I guess fifty free bombs I know the smart way to do this that's not it that is and we have the vaults here I actually wasn't expecting that let's take advantage so if I go like this and then that I think that'll get him so close so damn close you got to be kidding oh no oh that was my line one Mulligan that was my one Mulligan that's all I get [Music] I'm losing my gust oh man there we go okay so now we got to get her to go through the right side I suppose so glad I had all that health holy [ __ ] not even sure how I did have all that health just rescuing all the damsels I guess oh alright maybe I'll actually want to get these gems too so you know what we could go ahead and just start down here I suppose I've got enough why not okay so now that she's over here go all the way there like that and then BAM good stuff I had nine health yeah so that was lost for Oh from that one bullet that hit me Shabbos you don't deserve all that life thanks buddy appreciate it I think this trade off right here is worth it for another diamond oh the royal jelly that's right yeah I forgot we got that too so that saved my skin that is convenient welcome at and actually it's creme creme and welcome on in the pile thank you very much for your subscription with twitch prime I appreciate you enjoy your badge me most this is actually gonna be kind of tough there we go you got several more up here actually and I've got 40 bombs so [ __ ] it let's do this [ __ ] let's make some money baby there's another we get through this one here oh it's Rufus hooray you should stay alive too sweet how does it feel to have the top comment on the spelunky 2 trailer on YouTube my mom is finally here I never thought this day would come I'm so happy I made it mama made it I'm just I'm straight-up hyped as hell for the game man I don't care about that I I need it that comment came from a place of a real physical need they needed I don't need it I don't need it I don't need it I definitely don't need it see last time I did that I screamed the last part so I won't do with this it was such a horrid lie we got wet fur though so it's okay after these shopkeepers died speed run shopkeeper kills they're ruining my music get murdered go get murdered somehow dammit where'd you go blow up blow up yeah we do man that was satisfying we actually blew him up with that burning an ant now turn the volume way up you know it oh yes sour please in the chat it's a banger [Music] my mat now we're now [Music] banger alert it will help me mail there we go so sexy oh yes I miss necrodancer you know what I missed I'm so sad about it actually we went to this party on Thursday night the brace yourself for packs party and we got there a little late unfortunately too late to see the performance of a mr. Danny Baron now ski dressed up in full shopkeeper garb apparently and singing like the necrodancer shopkeeper playing his music from necrodancer I'm so sad we missed it we got there late but I need to see the video that apparently exists because that is that is something I need in my life I'll lock the bets here yeah sorry completely forgot again I know it sounds odd I wish I had seen it I was so sad to learn I had missed it alright we're out of here right when the ghost shows up lock those bets - time for that key change in character the hole I don't know if he was yeah I mean I imagine with the entire shopkeeper garb on he probably had to stay in character the whole time man that is is something else bets locked let's do it you hold a combo we're gonna make sure we try to use these mines for unlocking gems if possible of course that's some silly [ __ ] damage to take I've taken a lot of bad damage in this run I'm just getting lucky with the amount of health I've managed to procure here well I guess I wouldn't call that luck all these people with social lives seeing cool [ __ ] by going outside yo I let me tell you man I am NOT it's a it's an anomaly for me as shocking as it may be to believe I am I am a hell of an introvert man I I I rarely get out so that was a unique experience the fun was a great party we saw Carol Carol bonito which is a band that I had not ever seen or heard of until that night and they were fun as hell that music is just like full of unbridled joy I loved it I hibernate away from the world you know it I did try la mulana yeah it's a bit too much for me I think it's a bit too complex like that's the kind of game that requires you to take notes yourself it makes me feel like I'm in college again I mean like I played the games like mist and ribbon back in the day so I'm not completely unfamiliar with that type of experience but it's just it's a bit much I guess at this point for me I prefer a different flavor of game in 2018 riding and doing the 89 oh geez who's got time for that putting pen to paper boom you what are you most excited for in spelunky - off the top of my head I would probably say online multiplayer because that is oh that opens up so many possibilities like it's it's terrific that that's gonna exist very very excited for that and then the level of just layers that we're gonna be able to unravel and dice as so many secrets to unpack and discover there so so so many things that return a bear snap it's gonna happen I can go ahead and just pretty much guarantee that bear snap will return in some fashion I don't know exactly what it'll be it'll probably be a twitch thing actually now that we're both a lot more focused on twitch than YouTube we'll probably just end up like live streaming the dailies together or something like that but bear snap we'll come back I missed my board this now we're kind of doing different things these days but it's gonna be a nice little reunion all the water and lava mechanics absolutely yeah that's another thing I'm definitely stoked out of my mind for that's another reason why I say the speed runs in this game I feel are gonna be absurd like imagine any sort of speedrun being influenced by just somebody like riding a wave of water down an entire stage [ __ ] like that's gonna be legendary give me a bear yay if you think I can acquire this diamond I'm gonna do it bearnaise para nays throughout the chat [Laughter] let's see I'm trying to think of how I would do it [ __ ] all of you suck my balls I'm the greatest [Laughter] the only time I feel on 2% confident saying that to all of you prepare to suck not Eggman all right I think that'll do it I believe that concludes four or three - two feels like this guy's played before yeah maybe a little bit of experience leave the stage you madman hmm yeah sex is great I put the tweet out man I'm glad we had the time to workshop that together it was it was successful tweet all rights tweets go that one worked out pretty well yeah sex is great big fan don't know why everybody's having to add like caveats to it it's making an observation remind yourself that overconfidence is [ __ ] radical baby yep there's another Jim and there's a shopkeeper on his way to death go away go away thank you okay let's see we get it bear you're married yeah because married people have all the sex right that's the joke that's the joke is that when you get married you don't have sex anymore Manningham yeah sure sex is great but have you ever tried sex - whoa tell me more there's a sequel that's when you have kids all right yeah okay as a follow up question hi bear when will you be bear dad I don't know man huh I mean that's that's straight up the answer even if Elise was here at Del I give you that exact response figure it out man in here oh yeah it looks like we're ghosts in this I appear to have committed to that idea after all sex to was alright but it's really just gonna get worse after that and the reboot is a gamble jeonse wex - I appreciate the effort at Naja sex - is coming out I haven't even checked out the first one better get on it man you're running out of time it's gonna be old news old hat that was a phrase ride not I'm not just making that up people used to say things were all the hats think about like the kind of society we live in a society think about the kind of society they lived in where they called things old hat hats were the only interesting thing so like for things to be new and exciting is akin to it being a new hat boy howdy that game is like wearing a new piece of leather on your head that's new hat no one said new hat though they only said old hat is once he called something new hat then it became old hat yeah you were the newest of hats well you're the oldest of hats gagger my god fifty nine months in a row which indicates to me we're approaching that good old five-year anniversary mark here her for a little old bear taffy I'll be doing something for that by the way nick has inspired me I think I gotta get some sort of special stream gone for celebrating five years on Twitch because it's pretty awesome five years of partnership on Twitch feels pretty good glad to still be around still be kickin Joey hey there how you doing sixteen months on tier three keeping the sub alive at that high level of subscription drop your bear Brown please buddy thank you very much if you got all those other colors still to it wouldn't mind seeing them alright time to die Thank You double-talk I love the bear brown love it love it okay hug me [Music] Bab Brown you save everyone indeed how do we go I just like to sit there for about 10 seconds to confirm that I've acquired the head yet after missing it that one time don't wink don't wink angle mouth welcome back for three months a real preciate welcome on back in thank you for your continued support their huts pleased with the return be a sense to the top of the pile gasping Ferrer is anger mouth screaming for help honestly the the bottom of the pile has become a nightmare welcome to the bear two-headed puppy immediately jumping on top of anga moth pushing them back down into the depths of the pile well c'mon in thank you very much for your subscription I appreciate it enjoy pageanty nuts buddy really gasping love to break knockout round about go ahead and surface for air buddy thank you as well welcome back on n appreciate you two months in a row two rubies out of that chest oh boy no shops or shopkeepers I mean lookin like a ghost able stage let's do it squirming contorting and ever-expanding the pyro must be unmade it's this aster waiting to happen over here in it let's see what happens nothing all right that was pretty easy actually great I was totally expecting a horrifying chain reaction but instead we just got a pretty Placid sequence of events there okay so I'd say we go for this so pretty sure that bomb will get there nice and let's rescue Rufus sweet he's gonna die here I bet well you should have bet over on spelunky box bet comm that's not the website he should Houston exclamation point roulette in command or in chat gone on over and bet your spelunky bucks on what you think would have brought my demise here if you you're so sure of yourself [Music] just gonna go ahead and make this easy I've got enough ropes not to mention the jetpack of course I've got basically the perfect kit I've got all the items that I ever want I've got the catcher's mitt to paste the jet pack plenty of bombs here to the Bev and Moe come on on the bear pile the boot thank you very much mullah koala for your subscription welcome Ani and enjoy your bear hugs imagine emotes thank you very much for your support like Apollo I suppose would be good yeah that's the it's the final piece of the puzzle isn't it no web gun either yes oh I suppose really it's just the failure of a run but we do have specs so GG okay don't believe there was actually a lot to ghost on this stage that'll be the extent of it I think maybe in the center there was a couple more but maybe not now okay well there we go then making that cash money baby let's go to the mother ship sick okay I've been ghost things since the beginning pretty much yeah we got that in minds vault and I also ghosted a little bit extra over there so looking good leave all the gems here even though these guys really won't make a difference I might as well just go ahead and get them killed and I kind of want to bomb through that just to make it easy but I think we'll be okay well there we go yeah I did it anyway [Music] all right oh god no okay thank you you're gonna keep him alive you're gonna do it they've already killed themselves fantastic this is bad this is horrible [ __ ] okay okay it's just a little Jim right there not a lot of gems on the stage apart from of course the ones we'll get from the aliens but dammit I tried so hard to get him away from it now poor buddy there goes that damn things last forever [Music] there we go blow this up because it's annoying nice now I'm just doing this the simple way nice and easy cool let's see here she is gonna come from the right side that's gonna be the easiest for sure I think I'm actually just gonna do that for this just to get that out of there there we go and now this damn shopkeepers still alive I really want to get rid of them especially so I can get down there and get that sapphire more easily so let's just assume that this will work maybe [Music] there we go nice okay gives you a big boomer there we go there we go yeah I got it through the wrong side unfortunately but what's good about having the plasma cannon is we can just blow [ __ ] up and get it to go where we want it although I don't even think I need to do that actually I'm pretty sure what we'll do here is just that yeah that's easy enough nice all right we'll just chill right here cool ma'am will you ever continue the eggplant trials hmm that would be kind of a lofty goal to set prior to the release of spelunky - wouldn't it that's something that ultimately has eluded me all this time maybe this is the moment to rekindle that flame here's that was a very good mothership no Rufus no sadly I think that'll do cool I didn't eggplant run cuz I got shop on temple tomb was very Lowell that is awesome temple to shop with the eggplant setup man that's the dream that's the ultimate dream oh my god double wet fight hell yeah bump it sour please [Music] let's go just enjoy the moment baby let me go ahead and burst through down there [Music] love it and then nice nice Oh see you okay now what should i do I should just get him to trigger that way there we go easy yay thank all right doesn't look like this is actually very go stable there's not a lot of gems hanging out so instead [Music] might just leave there's a few though so I'm gonna turn this down a notch there we go so I'm gonna think straight the cunzhen yeah it's going great really solid runs today man now man I'll never forget this louder now we're good come on now we got to calm down a minute it's so intense I turned down what if I'm the worst I'm a sinner than an arrow okay so let's put this there pretty sure I'm ghost in this when I get rid of all the other obstacles there's that go ahead and put Rufus away - why not knio knio nail ladder I can still hear myself think fine this is what you need cursed wetfoot this is what you deserve oh it's so disturbing [Music] no it's not supposed to sound turn it off haha cursed your sack sounds like it needs adjusted by a little penguin [Music] thank you so much Ralph er for 18 months in a row appreciated and for the opportunity to turn the music down again bringing oh well now oh this is actually getting nice and sexy now oh yeah smooth saxophone Oh baby y'all ready for their spelunky - we gonna be a freaky ah bringing home now that's a gem damn it all right I believe that'll do it let's get out of here not yet a Lloyd I'm gonna go play it tomorrow though very excited to check it out oh I forgot my plasma cannon [ __ ] rip I would have been so useful - son of a [ __ ] that what if it's so good oh man slate ideal to use that on this stage soil it oh well let's see here I'm gonna just get rid of this [ __ ] like do not want oh that's gonna hit those to me he was walking strangely close to me there floating I guess there we go unfortunately got that Jim there man this is like such a good [ __ ] stage to have the friggin plasma cannon on just say [ __ ] and friggin in the same sentence that's adorable let's see so I keep thinking I'm seeing bomb boxes but they're just emeralds pretty sure anyway okay so first of all save mr. poppy put them in the safety zone right there and bam oh my god stupid upper over thing I keep Otto playing clips in the chat double bear double bergen sequel the double dragon coming soon okay so we're gonna do this and then actually like to do that again and then BOOM okay now I mean we should just play it safe god dammit this is not laying it safe there we go now boom boom there's that ah that was an amrold [ __ ] time to make the money as well as I can there's a lot more money to be made here if I hadn't foolishly left my gun behind [Music] there's a crate for me I'm an idiot god dammit what am i doing that was fun Wow [Music] hmm oh yeah I forgot it Rufus is over here man I wish I had the plasma cannon god damn it all right we've got to get her all the way over to this side I think I'm actually gonna use some extra bombs here as well I don't know what to do god damn it I wanna lure her over there and then get her to go through those ones on the bottom of course and I think that'll work I think that'll work grab these two sapphires while we're at it I've got plenty of bombs still so this should be okay all right yeah I can do this too okay yeah this is way easier actually I forgot I have this entire area to work with so she'll be coming down right from there and then all right this is gonna be my best chance at it so hopefully it works [ __ ] you there now I'm not getting that one so let's just grab that and save my buddy yay all right not the greatest use of resources there but ultimately it worked out hope I mean left some money behind really but did what I came to do at least oh we have one more gem right here to you okay so let's grab that real quick there we go and I'm not gonna get those ones down below the altar I'm just gonna leave that behind I need enough needle enough bombs to make the city of gold worthwhile speaking of which we need to go get our scepter wherever the hell I left that hey nice another 5,000 gold we'll wait for this oh [ __ ] retro Gaiden retro with the massive host thanks man goddamn please if you have not already done yourself the favor of following twitch.tv slash retro gaijin an excellent broadcaster usually in the Twilight hours so if you're looking for somebody to keep you occupied when you can't sleep oh boy do I have the solution preciate of you the greed consumes me it does yeah I think we're done here though I think we're all wrapped up so let's leave 22 bombs is still more than enough for the City of Gold it's just that we could have been going willy-nilly tossing bombs like crazy but there we go hey shocked are you doing welcome let's do it let's do it gonna be real smart with how I proceed here no no unnecessary scepter shots that's for damn sure no unnecessary bomb use either if it looks like I might be able to get through somewhere without bombing I think I'm gonna try to prioritize that that's okay I can get them down there I guess oh [ __ ] I should have let that stay he'll be stabbed to death we're not oh boy there we go another railfreight there okay oh my god no no silly stupid mistake I didn't mean to use the [ __ ] scepter I wanted to pick up the hawkmen and throw him it was so fast god dammit I still got number nine Wow the only two that frontpage oh wow no I was so on my way to a number one spot zoo [ __ ] [ __ ] soiled it didn't anybody bet on the set to suicide let's see gotta pay out there in a temple to the scepter nobody nobody bet on that rip cuz he got faith in me and you know what I appreciate it cuz that's not something I ought to be doing you blew it brother it's not a good Hogan not a good home how a man not a wind so I'll give you one for $100 instead well [ __ ] thanks anyway buddy appreciate it I bet you forgot that was on the line damn man oh man alright let's go ahead and do another one here I'm feeling I'm feeling like I could probably make it through without the pressure of tacking on a high score I feel like I can probably manage one more full hell run here so let's do it guess you were susceptible I'm gonna give that a bear pond I'm gonna type a bear pond in there myself for that points okay get ready for work no worries Robert rarr thank you all for hanging out today of course by the way appreciate your time your support substitutes bits all that stuff thank you thank you very much for enabling me to do what I do and for creating the majesty and magic that has always and will continue to be spelunky Saturday how about a low percent he'll run speed it up buttercup you're too slow speedrunnin bet on speedrun strats cuz that's what's happening right here I'm going low percent baby I haven't done this in a while it actually seems like a good idea I'm doing it proper speedruns which of course means I'm gonna die immediately low percent to boot whenever I play the speedruns I just say a default to wanting to go low percent it's just more fun for me which I guess means I'm probably going Olmec so consider that with your bets as well yeah god I had a feeling that wasn't gonna work okay there we go bit slow bit slow Oh sushi no sorry I didn't mean to bait people with the title I we played the spelunky to gameplay trailer at the start of the stream and we've been talking about it off and on all day here so that's what that's in reference to thanks for giving me hours of entertainment bear look forward even more in the future now help my DD character is still kicking I hope so in fact I'm pretty sure they are azog thank you very much appreciate the support let's go into the jungle on the speed run oh boy well well yikes whoops enemy payout done start round make these beds quick y'all they're going fast a phone thank you for the 200 is appreciate it well played same to you off we go almost hell that was close pretty damn close was a definition of a speedrun exactly / before you knew it all the jetpack damn it you know I'd [ __ ] it [Music] this is low percent this is low percent still I promise is still love percent it's still low presented jet pack is included in low percent everyone knows that everyone knows that if you get the opportunity to get the jet pack and low percent you just got it you got to take it [Music] no I was through I did the thing ah [ __ ] I hit the button I hit the button I went through the door I disagree alright we're gonna keep we're gonna keep that one going that wasn't a proper run that's not that doesn't count there we go fairly quick fraud detected we you streamers breaking the rules twitch police where the wrench is at we don't we don't ever have wrenches here that's that's why we can get away with breaking all the rules and the ranch's never show up here or pants thanks for the bits might as well keep it up yeah thank you oh [ __ ] oh that was smooth I love that that was an awesome stage wow that one felt good Cheverus the patrol is here all [ __ ] well alright then I better be careful oh [ __ ] no dammit I didn't I didn't think it would hit me I can make the bounce womp womp in the jungle again better not jinx myself I guess it's too late I whipped that [ __ ] man he thought for sure I was gonna get spiked and look like it [ __ ] oh close one not a very fast stage here [ __ ] very slow stage actually that was pretty bad bets are still open yeah go ahead and fill them out why not blue frog no you you only get one chance that was pre pre death done all right there now you can now you can do a new bed blue frog it finally happened god damn blue boy got his vengeance alright this is already set off so we're good sweet chef less rain bits for blue frogs and there's no joy take power man as well yep yep yep yep oh I love that stage love that one the straight down drops are always fun hey bear can we bet on hubris if that was an option I would never win this holy [ __ ] loving this loving this could've got the huge a tie there actually that would have been fun to hubris percent run right [Music] expecting an arrow trap of some sort around here but I guess not oh there it is yep [Music] nice wow that was a quick minds for me anyway 46 seconds is pretty good Fox milk oh come on [ __ ] you damn it nearly a blue frog death - oh god it sold by tea I don't even realise where's the exit Jesus stage man after that smooth as hell mines odd I have to deal with that nonsense that's terrifying all right there you go a quick batch quick that's a phone quality entertainment you know it sugars it's like porn to you in it let's play the game where bear dies on average like once every minute yeah nice tough stage got through though [Music] there did you eat the shotgun again I can't help myself it looks like tasty I jumped I shouldn't have done it that way anyway that was stupid whoa-oh-oh I'm Eric goddamnit oh my goodness this this one's over I held on a second reset reset reset doesn't count hold on wait a minute just go ahead and give yourself the men in black eyeball flash cuz that did not happen no sir neither those runs actually took place there we go this is the first run now this is we've had our first run of the day that excuse we're now into speedrun territory where I just get to make up [ __ ] reasons for failing baby bro seven months a row thank you very much welcome back into the pile I appreciate you look at that shop even potential eggplant run maybe but I don't think so but uh can't even cheer for that one 20 bits is too few [Music] all right oh god damn it I hate those [Music] I think the door was beneath me on the left there too so this is gonna be a really long path to get where I need to go goddamnit let's go this way [Music] got it shoulda done that before and I like the instincts the instincts to do that and I didn't follow it I really should listen to those when I have them no boy oh god yeah whoo okay nice oh god don't kill me no ah I wanted a safe drop it I didn't have it I did have it actually I just didn't go the right way Bob boy tuning in as a relatively new watcher could someone explain to me what's up the grandpa bear skit man I would that would have to have that explained to me that came from nothing and will continue to be just pure unfiltered madness he's trapped in a well someone's gotta help him yeah that's pretty much the extent of it if you're confused you're in good company [Music] that's grab and boop nice is he still in the well let's find out grab a bear yeah he's still there he's still there [Music] I thought I could show goddamnit the big frog it's really it's gonna be the big [ __ ] frog what a dumb thing to die - all right I thought it could squeeze through like with the mummy jump I thought you could do the same thing but I guess not Cheverus you drunk today now just making dumb decisions [Music] whoo that was a fun more stage layout there thank you Power Man big thick for all it is this way okay yep there's our key ago my you know I [ __ ] I'm gettin it just in case we can do a speedrun black market [Music] why am I the way I am there we go oh my god I forgot the bets - sorry [ __ ] I got a I only have six spelunky bucks to bet on this one so naturally this is gonna be the one I win rain and very nice death montage thank you yeah it's been working on this for a while [ __ ] oh there we go man four years later and bear still forgets to lock the bets welcome back Joshi yet nothing's changed and nearly hit me well with that blood nearly blew that up - oh my god alright not a bad minds 1:04 out of theirs pretty good let's go power the [ __ ] ah goddammit oh I keep screwing this up right in the jug like as soon as I get to the [ __ ] jungle oh my fundamentals just fall off my body nummy good the green is slowing you down old man hi there egg elf [Music] gonna go like this like that like this BAM boom got it done nail that nail then I'm dead now I'm gonna get through the jungle that was the one I had to bet six spelunky bucks on anyway so I needed a I needed a reset on that that's long fall oh wait no that was impale hold on hold on there we go payout to that beg for spelunky bucks that's 50 on the round done you won well done I met the minimum hey that's nice at least that feels good [Music] it's damn bats they're gonna be the blight of these speedruns welcome to the bare dual tank welcome to the pile thanks for selling with twitch prime I definitely didn't want to do that thank you very much bloody appreciate it bear hugs please in the chat for dual tank thank you for your support this is not the right way I don't think this sucks no this sucks are they sucks that's better I can't take that though if I want to play by the rules here holy [ __ ] [ __ ] what a stage what happened with the daily I died a pretty silly way actually it was pretty stupid I hit myself with a scepter on accident oh man it's never on purpose I guess oh my god this is horrible [ __ ] what the hell oh god okay bad stage straight down boom boom boom got it done go good Oh too many spiders on that previous level and that's just too much that's too much man I'm dead well that's a way to go just real quick like that go ahead and knock that out there we go good stuff good stuff bear taffy doing great doing great pal I'm gonna get to the ice caves on one of these low percent runs that's all I got to do that's all I got to do to feel better about this to make myself feel like I'm competent at this game again Power Man yeah I made enough for a notification on screen look at me go Ethan with another other than a bits as well says no be sure you sure it's happening right here and now right here and now this is the run my friends cuz we're already through to why not get through three without being touched in so precious few seconds no less [Music] pretty good pretty good remember when Bayer told us to bet on Olmec hey again lest you forget the previous four times I've mentioned it in the past five seconds this is teh urn I'll have you know we're in the jungle right now that time I just [ __ ] it about all those success I'm gonna have I actually indeed had some success look at me go under a minute into two - - that's a pretty good run [Music] Wow okay this is actually going really well I'm starting to truly believe [Music] no I landed in the middle oh damn it oh it's doing so good [ __ ] now I'm feeling it felt still jungle baby no now I got this [ __ ] I know what I'm doing I have a singular goal I scum the bed so I'm sorry I can't fault you for what's openly available to you you're just being you're being smart is what you're doing how about that play [Music] goddammit still took the damage still took the damage despite despite the confidence by bad opening bets opening bets there we go there we go there we go ready for action [Music] okay that is safe how in the [ __ ] oh I can't stand those bats being just out of whip range [Music] easy [Music] easy all right good stuff almighty miles how you doing this takes me back back when bear attempted to speedrun this game with the exact same level of success hey that's that's me I did just take that damage though so I can't really argue the point can i I had a successful run I had a successful low percent run I'll have you know of like four minutes or something I was pretty proud of that it takes four thousand failures to get that one success so that's what I'm willing to do and you only need the one because that's the one they see on YouTube and that's what they judge you by they assume you do every run like that this sucks oh boy that was even worse no I dropped [ __ ] you oh my god I can't get through the damn jungle ah okay here we go here we go here we go professional you know it you know it I know it the American people know it that sucks whomp-whomp died in the jungle the mighty jungle the bear taft sleeps two a night I'm dead oh boy [Music] okay damage boost that's what that was frame-perfect plays [Music] that's simple enough except don't get hit by that well welcome to the jungle bear you gonna die you've gotta be [ __ ] kidding me ah bat death I didn't even make it in the jungle [Music] Finnick okay yes 1700 spelunky bags for spelunky bags for a 10-buck bet that is actually pretty impressive alright that's a smooth start though at least that's reinstalling my confidence [Music] as we all know is dangerous well alright then who's worried about going to the jungle might happen a little sooner than I thought okay can I make the jump yes thank you I took eight seconds good god horrible stage horrible [ __ ] stage goddamnit oh that just sucked up all the time I'd saved oh well only one damage we're fine we're fine we're fine into the jungle and then we need to use a rope immediately what fun blink and blink no okay I'm making it to the ice caves goddammit it's happening right now in this moment I shall succeed get out of here yes two more two more I can do it I can do this oh my [ __ ] god they're out for murder holy hell oh my god this is this is mayhem what is this [ __ ] jungle stage holy [ __ ] go oh it took 25 seconds Oh mayhem this is you're all in on jungle now I mean you might as well be good cut somebody [ __ ] monkeys no damn it Oh that was guaranteed guaranteed okay lock the BET's traps bag okay go damn it crying crucio welcome to the Bearpaw bunny thank very much your Twitter doesn't count [Music] welcome to the Bearpaw buddy thank you very much Rhys up welcome to the big masquerade barrels please in the chat for the two newest members of the file thanks for selling with twitch Prime I appreciate and enjoy badgering emotes yeah that's a dead bear sure is power man welcome to the bear press uh but triple sub with twitch prime thank you very much for the support bear hugs please for the newest members in chat thank you thank you very much can't give zero bits bear who do you think you don't have that kind of power power man I do love that strange bit total you've got up there right now damage cancellation next level plays this is a slow-ass run though speed it up speed it up right here right through the spiderwebs perfect nice and quick this is another bad stage that is dangerous there we go there we go there we go there we go got it all right a minute - that's acceptable I guess that Rufus wish I could take you along buddy sorry oh boy oh God there we go the jungle boy oh good boy good boy was my instinct for response to that that's a good boy whoever just resub Sir Arthur penguin three months in a row welcome back thank you very much give me a WoW a enchant who's a good boy which we show up in years [Music] thank you hey yeah yeah yeah nailed it wowie please don't kill me thank you it's about Creasy J Martin thank for the three-fitty buddy I appreciate it let's go just got off work time to relax to bear screaming and painful death he's made it he's actually done it and celebrates with an 8-bit tract how perfect that is good enough for me I take that that's a win [ __ ] all right we got a better we got a payout to that bed at least if anybody was quick enough on the draw they're down into the abyss your high skids bet oh it didn't last long enough I know it's a bummer I'm sorry man fun day fun spelunky Saturday oh my god also real quick we drop although this again but we're two subscribers away from a thousand on the bear pile again if everybody wants to round us out real quick there to top off spelunky Saturday Power Man and blast oh thank you for the best guys I appreciate it survival is a tenuous proposition and the sprawling - welcome to the there we are Briar Stone hearts thank you so so much for your Twitter Prime subscription as well as mystic fork welcome to the bear thank you for your subscription and new spire there it is easy-peasy clearing a thousand once more thank you guys so much you the boo thank you thank you bear hunts' please in the chat thank you thank you for your support for your love oh man I'm gonna wrap up here y'all thank you thank you very much for tuning in a fantastic spelunky Saturday pretty good daily challenge ended up in 9th place overall despite that mix-up so be happy the fat weight welcome to the pile as well thank you buddy I appreciate it I am gonna send a raid over to if they're doing it I want to send the raid over to movie night with Rob and Nick presumably let me go check to make sure they are indeed live you will be my man Mandapam it doesn't look like they are actually no okay well in that case let's go over to Melfi moving yeah so mouth is doing another 12-hour stream my boy twitch.tv slash michael al fox go send him some love and of course i want to say thank you very much to better help my newest sponsor an online therapy and counseling service that I use regularly myself if you've ever considered therapy or counseling I highly recommend this resource again something that I use regularly on my own and it's been a very helpful resource a very helpful tool in my life so recommend checking that out send the read love over to Michael al fakher outs thank you very much please stop for your subscription as well see you next time goodbye [Music] [Applause]

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Length: 163min 39sec (9819 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 02 2018