8 minutes of chaos (a Chuckle Sandwich compilation)

what were you looking at on tick tock there what didn't one wouldn't have to happen to be uh gibbons the monkeys this is slander this is slander right i want to go to los angeles because it's just sunny so i try my best to track the ball down but it's and you know you know i catch it and then he's out and i throw it back and then ted nevison [ __ ] runs into the field with a baseball bat and i would do it again you [ __ ] he's mad now you gotta hype him up you gotta hype him up you hype him up slide them up slap him up bring him in not like that you know how to hype him up you know how to hype him up ted i love gibbons rust the shovel into the snow so much and with such a bigger how you guys doing today oh my god how you guys doing how you guys doing ted you got to get better at this podcasting thing schlatt is right what i was doing an entire army dude he's really digging into you today this is what [ __ ] happened what did you do to him this is what happens tenjamin nibison when i get my my protein powder and my pre-workout in the same drink he's roided right now is what he is i'm roided i'm annoyed i'm bored up i'm they they call me neuralink all right i've got i've got extra ram in here when i drink my my supplements they don't freak by themselves given gibbons are like a hype squad you know they really are so so when they hear someone else getting hype the gibbon just joins right in really so yes so uh you'll see in all these videos of gibbons screaming and then they got the bubble on their throat that goes and it blows up and they go and then it goes back in you'll notice that in all of these videos ted the person behind the camera starts them a couple days ago whilst scrolling i saw a tick tock of a monkey lamp oh oh i saw this on the server oh i've heard a monkey lamp i know where this is going trying to hype you up but yeah that that photo is uncanny it's uncanny charlie how much that photo looks like you oh no it actually it's super [ __ ] weird because i have like a pretty unique schnauze to be honest um like mine oh i know my name is my nose protrudes right ted actually reached out to me um after we filmed the first episode of chuckle sandwiches he called me a witch is that what he did he called me a witch again or a hag i've heard he said that yeah and he said and he said to me hey schlatt don't tell anybody this but that charles guy you seen the schnauze i do call him charles which is sometimes which is funny this is a completely credible claim that makes it sound way more accurate than it is because this is slander this is slander right you said it to me you said it to me and then i went oh we're i'm curious to hear what you guys think about this worst animals worst animals just like worst animals what makes an animal awful well for starters you know i just gotta say gibbons not a big fan are you kidding me you know they they do this thing where they where they they they blow up their their their throats and they go whoa stop come on that's the best part about them and when they deflate it goes like hey so it's funniest part you're basically you're dude you're just [ __ ] on schlatt at this point you're just [ __ ] on a fellow podcast member man our co-worker what is this podcast right now this is schlatt just you've been doing it you better find the eight pages ted because he's [ __ ] slander man i'm gonna recognize it though very nice pun charlie thank you i gotta get one in every episode or else it doesn't count we can't release it goldfish are probably the least understood fish in the fish zone because you can get them at you just put them at a bowl yeah you get them at the carnival they can get like as big as your fist that's terrifying i'd kill it before it got that big you would you would you would kill it to show dominance over the goldfish like you're not getting as big as me once a goldfish passes like the two-finger threshold you're now scared of it you may be confined to this bowl but i must show you that not do not venture beyond for those of you on the podcast who are listening who are very upset about this situation i would like to formally apologize for missing charlotte ted likes to ted likes to do this he likes to make these formal apologies publicly uh before he shames and abuses us behind the scenes i know i know immediately you know what you know what you know we've started calling him behind the scenes but don't tell ted this we call him two-faced teddy i can't see your webcam right now but you're probably killing someone yeah yeah yeah you know i kind of wish i was it would be and you know what charlie and ted if i could if i could say one thing uh that that would help ted's situation out a little bit you know what you could do doubt it will i doubt it will but no no i think it'll i think it will ted you know what you can do you can [ __ ] cry about it all right you big baby which would we say we've had a good run so far best and worst chuckle sandwich episodes go right now um so far if i had to say probably this one for me you know this one is the best i think ted was about to say no no i think ted was about to say that this one was the best episode i think it's less about the best and worse and more about the truth and schlett it's important we get it out there i think i think it is no more lies what are you gonna do what are you gonna do about it ted cry tar you know i just might but we still haven't figured out what the worst animal is oh that's true that's true um well i'm inclined to say that it's i feel like it would have to be aquatic i think it's pretty safe to say that most of the worst animals live under the ocean like that uh like stingrays what's your what's your deal with stingrays what do you mean wait do you guys not know about this no you know oh you got stung by one i got stung by a [ __ ] sting okay rather rather rather you have told me at one point but i don't remember entirely okay i was in dude i was in california right what i'm gonna do i'm gonna go surfing so i get together um it was it was noah uh it was cooper and it was macro so we we walk all the way down towards these like rocks towards the surf or whatever get on the sword surfboard start trying out some stuff right some sick some kick flips i fall off feet first and literally go straight down onto something incredibly sharp so usually what happens with stingrays is you step on them and then their tail whips around and stings you what happened in my case was i literally was so [ __ ] unlucky that i that i fell directly onto a stingray bar pointed upwards no no how would you commit the perfect crime let's establish together what is this crime is it murder is it theft is it arson i'd walk up to somebody blow their brains out with my shotgun and flip my life flip my driver's license down on the corpse that just seems like the like a like a prison speed run monkey lamp time three two one come on let's see it where'd it go where'd it go where to go where the where the where'd the sun go night time night time good night i was practicing um i was i was first learning how to flip and now i'm terrified to do it because i jump in and i actually land it for the first time in my life and i cheer and i put my hands up and i kind of like go in straight and something grabs my leg and i look down and it's tedious oh my grabbing my legs coming out of there you know i had a feeling um that this was that was it was working towards that um man i'm a real [Music] you

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Length: 8min 17sec (497 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 08 2021