Solo Female MOVING TO FLORIDA IN AN RV (With help from henchmen)

[Music] hello friends and welcome to another video those of you who have been with me for a while know that I occasionally like to dress up as different characters for the intros of my videos and for a good reason which I just haven't thought of yet today I decided I would impersonate the great Sofia Nygaard in honor of the fact that she is no longer engaged betrothed or Aviance but married congratulations Sofia by the way how do you get your hair so shiny because I drenched my wig and vegetable oil and it's still not as shiny as your hair now if you're a little confused as to what's going on generally I might suggest you go back and watch something I posted cold I bought an RV now without further ado let's get into it our story begins the night before the big move no knock max t-bones big move but my big move from Ohio to Florida I was running around like a madman because I had spent all my packing days making a Kylie Jenner dress and subsequently making a Kylie Jenner dress video and then cleaning decluttering and giving a complete makeover to my bedroom which I was leaving behind because I'm a walking blunder I don't know then before I knew it it was literally hours before moving time I was stressed and scurrying around the house when something in the basement caught my eye this toy RV that I hadn't seen in years it was one of my favorite toys as a child and the thing that probably initially sparked my love of RVs so seeing this seemed like a sign to me that I should just be grateful that I was living out my dreams and not stress about anything so I didn't stress and as a result I didn't pack half of the things I should have packed so what did it all mean that night I went to sleep in the bedroom of my camper in Ohio the next morning I woke up to an earthquake or rather my six wheeled home was quaking or rather I was quaking because I woke up in Kentucky oh yes my father pulled the old taking you to a different place while you sleep thing it reminded me of the scene in Parent Trap where the lady wakes up on her mattress in the middle of the lake good one dad now you're quite the Lindsay Lohan and her twin who is also Lindsay Lohan dad now please enjoy the following tutorial how to put contacts and [Music] now might be a good time to introduce you to our cast of characters firstly my RV named the SS Lautrec zja and inside the RV me and my dad now behind us was my Prius which I named Monica Geller and inside my Prius was Micah and Grandpa JJ but that arrangement changed when Micah decided he wanted a taste of RV life so KFI Ken Burns on your love handle now to pick out an outfit we wanted to go for something that said I rated my elementary school-age nieces closet because I did hello I'm sorry I was at your house a few months ago I had nothing to wear I grabbed I had to give this back to you I won't you will get it back I promise then I took this screen recording now hot tip if you want to hit 500,000 subscribers just do what I do sit stare at your phone and refresh it over and over for about two years then I blinked really hard and transported myself to the passenger seat of the Prius where I filled out my new year's questionnaire something that I do every January where I fill out my last year's questionnaire and then write a new one for my next to yourself now I'd like to share with you all a tutorial on how you can give yourself a glaucoma test with any Starbucks cup there's the hole where you blow into and then this perfectly lines up with your eye so you blow a gust of wind into here and it comes out here then it was time to stop and take a roid not a steroid not a hemorrhoid but a Polaroid because I have this ball in my RV I want to cover with Polaroids when that was finished we went into what can only be described as the offspring of a Walmart and a garage sale and not to be one of those cookie cutter youtubers but I forget me to buy everything in this store oh what's better than this guys being dudes looking at tools Carol you tanana's man foil guys dude is what you call toxic masculinity before I knew it we were in Tennessee which contrary to popular belief is actually not a sea full of tennis balls then after a much-needed coffee break we saw a very special RV bocce Rd then we passed this cool business whose name and font made me think it was very serious but their mascot kind of ruined it then we broke through the threshold of a state called georgina where we spent the night in a Walmart parking lot what are you gonna do I'm gonna hang out all night I'm just gonna grab a cart go through the aisles filled to the brim and then leave it I used the Walmart bathroom to brush my teeth and realize someone probably brought their cat into the bathroom cat people bring their cats everywhere I mean who brings a pet into a respectable retail establishment I mean check out this video I found on the web of this girl bringing our chicken now to make sense of this next clip you must understand that one of my brother Micah's pet peeves is when people comment gives me life and Mike and I both have this thing where we love to just do whatever our pet peeves are this battery gives me life then after fixing that display we return to the camper where JJ dazzled us with the truly stunning outfit people are often asking me how I do my makeup so I will share with you this one little hack do you ever get bored doing your makeup do you think this simply isn't dangerous enough for me well here's the solution use a lighter to heat up your eyelash curler your hair curling iron doesn't work without heat so why should your eyelash curler while stock to refuel we noticed this roadside zoo which I wanted to go to but they informed me at the gate that I had to buy a ticket inside the gas station so I entered the gas station where I found this amateur wax figure of a young Justin Bieber then I approached the alleged farm hi there you feel like old hey this is so sad they don't even give them deep conditioning treatments I took a mental measurement to this emu to use as a reference in future sewing tutorials and also to see if it would fit in my RV yes I briefly toyed with the idea of kidnapping this emu but I think it had a good life at this farm there were a lot of goats to play with regular go goats that look like my dad demon goat Chewbacca goat giraffe go Democrat goat self-absorbed Joe who Triceratops Barnabas I thought you died we had a whole funeral for you I made a montage video [Music] Barnabas what are you doing here did you have a bad dream it's okay you can sing what are you doing here Oh what it's touching my hand someone's been trying to shawshank redemption' their way out of here it looks just like dad and JJ and everybody look at the camera maybe for makeup me after makeup now at the beginning of this Georgia zoo trip all the animals were acting very kind and approachable but by the end they just acted aloof and mean more like Regina Georgia anyway after that we went to a McDonald's and you know how I get at McDonald's [Music] since Mike and I get a little carried away when we're around each other it was time to split up so I got in the car with Grandpa JJ oh my gosh Chester cheeto now the audio in this clip was very bad probably due to the cheeto dust filling the air but I was explaining that grandpa JJ is an affectionate term due to the fact that his grandpa was one of the nicest men I ever met and also how can you not call him grandpa taking initiative check shoes without laces check sweater check grandpa all proved then I went on to explain why we were driving the Prius as opposed to towing it behind the camper and that was we calculated out the gas prices and economically Priuses get such good gas mileage that it's just trust us in an effort to be productive whilst I drove JJ came up with a system where he would read me the comments from my most recent video and I would tell him how to respond and he would type out the response wait for the same height [Music] like a vampire that night in a Walmart parking lot Myka demanded that I capture an image of his mole take a pic check it in a few years then I listen to a podcast while the boys entertained themselves with manly things there are orbs in here guys everybody on instagram said savannas haunted right yes they see dust sleeping bag to make me nervous to comfort Micah in this new sleeping bag situation we decided to sing him a Christmas carol children laugh then it was time to say our bedtime prayers please keep us safe and let the battery start in the morning thank you that we're here Micah Jesus you don't have to answer now but what did you think of the new Star Wars movie you can answer when I die the next day we explored Savannah beginning with the Savannah Historical Museum but I can't stand fake people places full of fake people fake fame then our northern eyes were exposed to the forrest gump in JJ do you change your name then I viewed some dresses worn by the founder of Girl Scouts which one made me feel like a giant and too ignited my passion for historical fashion this dress is so pretty and I really want to recreate it this is my kind of section hair jewelry hair decorations hair wreaths I found Savannah to be a lot like Charleston in the way that the trees ruled the houses worlds and the people were old here to friends now it's time for a segment I like to call sketchy history where I inform you about things you probably never heard of in school this was the site of a 1700s homestead in Savannah Georgia originally the walls were made out of a plaster formed from potato chips but years later they discovered a new method welcome to an authentic Georgian homestead house the one you see here is made entirely of ABC gum that stands for already been chewed come on inside due to climate change it used to be a lot warmer in this out so do they need fireplaces like these for heat no no they had them for Saint Nick back in the old days Santa used to come four times a year let's go upstairs oh here silly you may notice the entire upstairs structure is a triangle that's because back from 1728 to 1739 everyone was part of the Illuminati now over here you'll see a window that's because ring lights hadn't been invented yet so youtubers of the day had shutters that opened up just like this to create fabulous light about this homestead right here it is rumored that this is the location where Magic Mike was shot but I wouldn't know that I've ever seen that movie now if you come up here on the roof here we have an accurate colonial man more like handsome and Gretel [Music] homestead windows were also used to make animal calls luring dinner on to the property for my next DIY project AJ and I are gonna collab and make a homestead house get that peaceful peace I'm not gonna record you to you Micah that looks like something that I can't put my finger on it thank you we had a whole day to kill in Savannah so I asked Instagram for suggestions about what we should do and they were maybe less than helpful but there was one that was sure to bring us a good time Instagram suggestion was this ice cream place called Leopold which was next to a big sign that said SCAD which reminded me of scabs which reminded me of this time that this boy at camp picked his scab and threw it in my oatmeal and I wanted to show that I wasn't a so I ate it look I really don't want to harp on the grandpa thing but he's eating jello for dinner and green jello that might in a Cracker Barrel parking lot I asked everyone who they could do the best impression of and Micah said crunk and my dad said Arnold Schwarzenegger was a very very good impression Cronk sounds like Obama that was Obama we are about to play you know but JJ is not playing because he says he's not aggressive enough since the Cracker Barrel was closed and we were out of water bottles I had to brush my teeth dry it's time to see where it I don't know what began there I just saw something began the st. Augustine fort was rad because it's about as historic a structure as you can get in the States and I determined that next time I come I will be wearing a 1600s costume there are a lot of interesting things that happen on this day and on this trip that I didn't end up recording but Myka did so go subscribe to him for the whole story of this trip he's better at making videos than I am but anyway I saw these people from a ledge and they were listening to a tour guide but I wanted to give him a show so I started dancing and they started clapping and egging me on and I completely stole the show from the tour guide and it was very immature of me but Myka got that on video then we took another road and went to a Mexican restaurant where everything was quite steamy and quite frankly haunted this ghost was probably an accidental souvenir we picked up from Savannah then we hit up a 500 year old business that deals with family crests you look in a little book for your last name which apparently mine doesn't exist and then the woman looks up a picture and shows you your family crest but the good thing about not having a real family crest is you can make up your own and here's mine that I made on my iPad on are the style plates well we just switched I was in the driver's seat I'm in the passenger seat my mom had this set up for me it says welcome Makara but I didn't notice that all I saw was this Santa she found in the dumpster says the Sanderson's and then it was time to set up the plumbing and then I remembered I was supposed to be impersonating Sofia Nygaard in these voiceovers like a gigantic there were a few other items needing set up but first I had to persuade Abbey to let me through and after all that was done we went to Walmart where my father was being very fatherly needed a protein that if I need something I will get it myself I'm a strong after smudge needed rest that night it was time to set up the internet it's really a hassle trying to get internet set up which is sort of important to me so my dad's straightening that out right now he's on the phone are you on hold then I took over the call again but spoiler alert I never got internet connection still though this gentleman wanted a shout-out so the next day at a thrift store I got some inspiration for my RV exterior then I went with my mom to her poop doctor appointment which she shouldn't have had to go to because Mike had taught her well you know I shouldn't be sharing this with any of you just had Buffalo Wild Wings it's the boy scissors last night in New York wait what what is this place we're talking about which youtubers Mike and JJ are gonna marry I'm actually gonna blur it out Mike is gonna marry my dad said don't get your hopes up on that one thank you and Jada is gonna marry something hey jayjay do something cute and grandfatherly so they'll get more comments well here's something cute those of you who have followed my Instagram for a while know that for every subsequent hundred thousand followers I get my dear grandpa jayjay makes me a gluten free chocolate lava cake and that night in the camper I realized I don't have like any cooking supplies so he plugged a whisk into a screwdriver and it actually worked it's supposed to be like that Jada you need to cook it more that is a pretty little background I'm gonna take your for an Instagram photos I'm gonna I don't learn myself what I remember earlier when I said cat people take their cats everywhere well I was completely joking but then this happened is it normal to bring your cat to a hotel or to put a leash on your cat and walk it around a campground crane how you doing are you alright are you Oh crane so in summary I live in my RV I live in my RV

Channel: Micarah Tewers

Views: 1,366,652

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Keywords: micah, tours, bacara, matera, makira, mccarroll, kara, micarah, tewers, funny, vlog, travel, rv, camper, florida, orlando, campground, solo, female, single, vanlife, living, ohio, moving, off grid, sketchy, history, grandpa, jj, dad, brother, goats, zoo, road trip

Id: KW6mZYlkOpI

Length: 16min 25sec (985 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 01 2020