SML Parody: The Report Card!

oh man i finally got my report card in the mail today i can't wait to see my grades all right a plus a plus a is that an a oh i got an a i'm such a failure oh mario ah what what happened to you i'm filthy you're filthy then go take a shower or something no not that kind of filthy i'm filthy stinking rich oh wow oh it's cause of that safe you got with all that money oh geez but i gotta ask why do you have two pairs of shoes on uh well you see when i was poor i couldn't actually afford shoes so i got those cloudy with a chance of meatball spray on shoes and uh they don't come off so i have to wear the gucci's over them that must hurt oh it hurt really really bad for the first couple of days but uh now it's numb down there i don't feel anything i'm kind of worried about it you should probably go to the doctor for that now i'll be fine i can't even walk even if i wanted to oh now what did you want oh yeah oh mario i screwed up on my report card what about it looks fantastic no it doesn't i got all these a pluses and then an a in gym congratulations no not congratulations it screwed up my permanent record my perfect record i was doing so good and now i have a sloppy a you'll be fine you got one a out of the hundreds of a pluses buddy and a is still an a yeah but it's not an a plus oh look you want to see something look at jeffy's report card this is a stain and it will never wash out because jeffy always gets f's on his report card he got one c in lunch and it's because he started a food fight oh geez that's that looks that looks terrible it's awful but you know what even if jeffy fails all his classes at least i can pay his way through college now oh yeah well do you think you think i can have a hundred uh no wait no you can't have a hundred what do you think i am made of money yeah fine take 300. thanks yeah all right you done now whatever i'm still upset though welp time to officially ruin my perfect record oh all eight pluses all a pluses all eight pluses and then a filthy a oh jeez i'm never gonna let this go never oh if mother sees that she'll lose her mind i'll never be able to return to this realm oh man it's all over oh hey what are you doing just crying over my miserable mistake what miserable mistake well i i got an a on my report card today you got an a wow good job buddy why does everybody keep saying that it's not good job it's bad i had all a pluses all my years i've been in school and now i have an a and it ruined it well calm down drama king it's just one a i didn't even got my report card yes i don't even know what i got but but my record oh it's seeping out go back in there nobody wants to see that well have you seen my report card i really wanna see what i got wait you didn't get it yet well no i didn't get it yeah i was hoping it would come soon today well i got mine in the mailbox it should be there oh it's in the mailbox all right i gotta go check the mailbox let's go oh i hold my report cards in here i can't wait to see what i got oh there it is i can't wait to see my grades all right morning i got my report card out of the mailbox well it can't be any worse than mine i can't wait to see what i got yeah oh man i gotta be in lunch i was sure i got something better wait is this serious well yeah it's my report card oh geez oh i feel so bad in effing science oh geez wait i'd rather not even get near that wait you think it's bad that's that's horrible are you kidding me if i was seen with that i changed my name i move out of the country i never go to school again oh my my mother oh she would hate that so much you think my dad's gonna be upset well here's the thing he has to sign it i don't want to show him you're gonna have to oh i can't show him i can't well if you don't then you're gonna get even worse grades because you have to sign it and you have to bring it back to class oh jeez what am i gonna do i'll just get mario to sign it well you can't because he's not your legal dad oh no junior junior roy help me hide this thing okay oh you want did you guys see me dad junior report card's coming today oh now where is it all report cards come today oh i didn't know that was today yeah you did now where is it if you have anything that's less than an a or an a plus you're done i uh oh i i you what you see the mail didn't come today yet and you know i can't have the report card if i don't have the mail so yeah i guess that makes sense well the mail will come today and it's going to have your report card in it so i want you to bring it to me before the end of the day and i want to see your grades and if they're bad you're going to get beaten and yeah if by any chance i had you know like like an f or a oh oh oh man oh you make my stomach hurt just thinking about it if you were to have an f or even a d oh you'd be out what if i uh had an a leave oh and come back when you have your report card okay day all right junior so you're gonna use that rent marker and you're gonna afford your dad's signature right here so you can bring it into school tomorrow and your dad never has to see it huh that's a good plan but what's a forge forge well it's when you copy your dad's signature so it looks like he wrote his name there oh okay so i'll just pretend yeah let me try it okay okay b oh oh oh geez uh what comes after o you don't want to spell your name no i usually just put junior oh geez what is what is a smiley face for oh sorry i got bored oh this isn't gonna work nobody's buying that what are you still writing for i i don't know how to spell my name and maybe they'll see the smiley face and i'll think oh he was happy when he saw my report card oh jeez all right i got a different idea follow me okay all right junior i got this white colored pencil right here i'm gonna scribble all over the bad grains with this so you can't seem anymore and then you're gonna use the green marker and write in your own grades oh wait that's so smart we can get rid of this dumpy f yeah it'll be great okay here i go uh morty i don't think it's working you can still see the f oh geez this thing doesn't even work okay we'll just use the green markers and write in your own grades it'll look great i'm sure it will okay whatever you say ah all done oh junior can i be honest yeah yeah nobody's going to believe that what do you mean no one's going to get i believe that if i was my dad look i even put a b plush in there so he doesn't know it's fake junior you can still see the c no that's an a i don't know what you're talking about oh geez this isn't gonna work i'm sorry looks like you have to tell your dad the truth oh what am i gonna do i can't let him see this you're gonna have to no no i have one more idea i have one more idea oh geez [Music] junior what are you doing there you go problem solved you can't light it on fire then your dad won't have any report card he's gonna get even more mad why not look it it's so cool burn report card burn joe you're gonna get in so much trouble what well no more if he doesn't see the report card he's not gonna be mad he'll get even more mad why because he doesn't have a report card to see oh yeah that's a problem so blow it out okay oh no oh what am i gonna do oh you screwed up what the heck is that your report card i know what's going on here what is going on well you see the video is not at 10 minutes yet and we can't have the plot wrap up just yet so i guess you're getting infinite report cards until we find out a solution really i just get an infinite amount of report cards yeah i guess so wait does that mean oh another one yeah there it is oh morty we have an infinite amount of report cards we can do whatever we want yeah but you got to remember if you don't get this sorted out by the end of the day and your dad sees this you're going gonna be in big trouble it doesn't matter how many you have who cares morty let's just figure something out quick okay whatever all right that's another million done encountered now to count the rest of my millions hey dad can i get my report card back i need to use it to wipe my butt what no you're not using your report card to wipe your butt jeffy i already signed it and you're bringing it to your teacher tomorrow so you can beg for an a because you should have at least gotten an a in lunch yeah but we ran out of toilet paper so use some of my fat stacks you serious yes i'm serious take 500. can i take 600 700. oh wow daddy when you're rich life is great yeah sure is i got money to throw around as a matter of fact i'm going to target because i got some money to spend and i'm really bored you got to get new shades too because you're falling off yeah i know i hate these stupid things dumb shades and now they're on the ground so they're filthy i don't want to wear them anymore well can i go to target with you no you can't go to target with me you have to sit here and watch my fat stacks and make sure no one takes it okay fine all right bye jeffy make sure nobody takes my money because i see one dollar missing you know what's gonna happen [Music] oh junior i don't think this is working what do you mean working no i'm just trying to ruin it at this point oh geez your dad's gonna get so mad no he's not he's not gonna find out well he will tonight when he has to see a report card and he sees that oh yeah yeah it's a problem yeah big problem well what are we gonna do well i've been thinking what if we go to the store buy a printer and print you out a fresh report card with all a's and b's oh yeah why don't we just do that sooner that's a smart idea yeah i don't know why let's go okay great coming all right what am i going to get today i have all those switch lights i just bought like three of them last week three of every color that is uh um i have that game i have that one too i i have literally every single game on this shelf there's nothing else to buy wait junior morty oh junior what do you think about this one no this one's not going to work it's not good enough oh man hey kids what are you doing your glasses i was going to buy a better pair of those later demaurio what are you doing here oh well i'm looking to spend a bunch of money but i have everything in the store well you can buy us this printer see junior did really bad on his report card and if his dad sees that he's gonna get really mad so we have to print him a new one uh well instead of just printing him a new one how about i just pay him to not be mad you can't pay his dad well yeah i have a ton of money i just keep paying the bill not be mad and then i'll spend even more than buying this printer because i want to spend a lot of money oh you're gonna go broke if you do that no no i'll be fine i got millions dude whatever well junior what do you think should you just pay off your dad oh yeah it'd be easier than printing a stupid report card okay i guess we could try that all right let's go uh hey bowser what do you want well see no junior today he told me he did pretty bad on his report card oh did he now as i expected i bring him in here i'll give him the rounds well okay well that's oh let me guess you don't want to do it it's okay i know he's my son and all but i don't mind if you do it well we have to take turns you know no i mean i get tired doing it all the time just listen to me for five seconds sure i'm here to convince you not to do that and instead how about i just pay you a couple hundred uh for you to not punish junior couple hundred wait you're poor we mean a couple hundred [Music] got money in my pants does that look poor to you listen mario i don't know what's going on with you but maybe give me a thousand and i'll think about it uh i'll give you 2 000. wait really yes i'll give you 2 000 if you just promise that you won't get mad at him nobody's such a brat there you happy oh it's a lot of green all right fine whatever i'll i won't i won't do anything but i still want to see his report card all right that's good i'll tell him huh okay dad uh she's my report card c plus you failure no i did that remember mario gave you all mine you can't get mad i don't care about that stupid money you foul disturbing monster you disgrace you know what i'm gonna do after seeing these horrible grades what are you gonna do i'm gonna do something bad don't worry junior i got this on the [Music] video [Music] you

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Length: 13min 28sec (808 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 27 2021