SML Parody: Hotel Jeffy!

hey Daddy hey what's up Jeffy hey Daddy I wanna know if you can buy me something real quick Jeff I don't want to buy you anything oh what the heck died you don't even know what it is yet okay okay you haven't had a good boy recently and you've actually been doing your chores so maybe oh yeah let me show you what it is oh God this better not be bad right here guy the long hot Cheeto what the frick is this Jeffy right now that's probably longer than your wiener no I'm talking about the fact that it's 20 grand yeah he's not 20 grand it's clearly 19 999.99 precisely doesn't make any better zombie oh my God before this is too much money Jeffy screw this well look look up because I thought this might happen hold on all right daddy how about this Squidward Cheeto for only the low low price of 15 grand and zero cents what the what the heck is worse what do you mean die Wiki Squidward it's in new condition this is ridiculous Jeffy even if I had this money I wanted to give you a scent towards you stupid Cheetos oh I Wouldn't Die how am I supposed to make the big wolf then oh I don't know maybe like a big sale a car wash a lemonade stand a lemonade stand what am I supposed to do sell lemonade for a thousand dollars a pop well I don't know how you made this type of money that's a lot of money Jeffy oh oh my gosh the top G podcast is back on wait the what just watch them they may have some good advice for you all right hello everyone welcome back to the top G podcast I am your host Mr Goodman and today I'm here with Darman my special guest what is up everybody it is I Darman and today we are talking about the best ways to make money in 2023. all right dark man what do you think is the best way to make money this year all right good man so I've seen a broke poor homeless person become a rich CEO that doesn't answer my question dumbass hey so you see that broke poor person took the place of the old CEO now that old CEO is broke poor and homeless that could be you if you don't watch it can you just answer my question well to be rich I'd say open an Airbnb wait you mean like when you buy a house and then you rent it for high prices well as long as you're not homeless and you have a place to stay sorry poor people just rent that out oh that's a great idea infinite money glitch I think I'm gonna start buying some airbnbs well guys you heard it from Darman himself well there's your answer Jeffy but good luck ever getting enough money to buy a property to rent out for Airbnb I mean that would take years come on oh yeah I die I guess you're right that would take a long time a long time to shave off money yeah yeah I mean you have to start up by getting some stupid part-time job like at McDonald's save up for a long time if you ever want to even do that oh my God guys yeah you know what you're right I'm gonna go start looking for that job but really wow all right Tommy make some money in list my Dyer's house on Airbnb which of these best describes your place well let's see um oh a cave that's it what type of planks will guests have wow an entire Place yup that's it share some Basics about your place all right well the guest looks like the only dance Really Gonna matter here because the more gas the more money well let's start adding up some guests here [Music] oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah tell guests what your plan should have to offer all right well let's see hmm oh piano oh we got the cat piano um exercise equipment and beach access wow technically we can access debate from here now let's give your cave a title oh I got the perfect idea Hotel Jeffy next next let's describe your cave well I'd say it's rare rustic in nature memorable romantic and historic Now set your price oh yeah well first we should probably find out what the limit is so let's see all right now we're into the millions the billions the trillions well that should be enough um I think this will be more reasonable yay it's time to publish oh time to publish that means the money go up it's gonna be rolling baby let's go oh shoot I gotta go do something oh this podcast is interesting I can't believe they got Darman wow wow I mean it just keeps getting more and more interesting wow I mean I might have to try some of this money making ideas the doorman's a good guy love Darman all right now my guy won't be able to see or hear if any guests come in let's just hope they come though all right time to create the new guests wait what are you guys doing here isn't this for the fbm Beast yeah well our son Cody can deemed a little alone time with his Dolly of course he does and we thought also this could be a really good time to do whatever we wanted in a room of Our Own yes anything we want oh let me take you to your room let's go all right here this is awesome yeah his bed is so big like wow is that like a king-sized bed yeah yeah is it king sized yeah Debbie oh yeah yeah it is a king-size bed also there's a complimentary private Chef downstairs wow in the kitchen I don't even know that was like a thing yeah oh yeah all you gotta do is go down and tell them what you want oh my God we could have a pretty fun time dinner yeah I can't believe that's included yeah well whatever I supposed to man looks like a new guest is here I gotta go get the door see you guys later I say we get settled down maybe a little excavation round yeah yeah and we go to that proper shifts wait who are you hi I want a Rube oh I I don't know if I should let you in but by that I have 169 on me well I guess money is money so come right this way perfect all right here's your room wow that's complimentary oh sick yeah and there's also a chef downstairs a private Chef that you want anything you want just go ask him and he'll make it oh that's sick heck yeah yeah your doorbell more guests are here bye bye oh yeah more gas more money what's up nerd bully Penelope wait you're not anyways man we want a room here at this Airbnb and you're gonna give it to us for free or I'm gonna beat you up my Daddy has guns downstairs you know what I'm gonna go get the 338 dollars which is the problem bro you trying to [ __ ] block me oh the heck you're not Penelope look I'm way too old for Bully though I have to pretend to be young and so I took Penelope's identity and I'm gonna get with bully isn't that illegal not if nobody finds out oh whatever you're paying Anyway come in yeah yeah and done all right let's go no my cleaning or cooking for the rest of the entire day hey excuse me sir I would like some steak please yeah and that was like a pestering linguine with a salad salad and a side of soup in a salad garlic bread yeah uh we're guests here at this Airbnb and we're here for the prep shot yeah yeah so get cooking good looking uh on their private Chef oh I'm not gonna do this for y'all what the hell what's going on here uh we're gonna sue for false advertising if you don't get started yeah you don't want us to sue Jeffy yeah what the frick is this this is not an Airbnb this is oh my God I don't want to cook for random people excuse me meatloaf I'm a guest because no no oh my God that breath smells I don't even know what the hell to do what the hell's going on door man what [Music] can I help you oh yeah do you know where the private Chef is what do you mean private study are you talking about Chef peeve yeah yeah the private Chef you know for the Airbnb and what do you mean Airbnb I don't I don't have an Airbnb what what you're like an employee or something huh I'm pulling for what for the Airbnb you know I bought a room here this is not an Airbnb yeah it is what are you talking about yeah yeah I rented a room for Airbnb in this house you know what I'll just check the kitchen oh my God baby that was amazing yeah we're gonna have to keep Jefferson go greatest oh yeah we should give her a good tip too hey slow down baby we ain't that rich here oh my God there's another man in Iran you'll go get out of a room well this is literally my own bed what are you doing here [Applause] well baby now that he's gone you want to go for round two yeah baby let's go there's somebody in my shower no no no this can't be hey who's in there who's in there um excuse me what the actual [ __ ] is doing to my house myself well is it bigger than the fact I got the random people in my kitchen ask me to cook random crap oh God Jeffy jeffy's telling people you earned private Chef what do you mean what's happening yeah Hey listen this place is the Airbnb you're the private Chef what oh my God can you not control your own kid I I I I I can you're not you're not gonna join them at all well I will I'm gonna pissed off this I'm gonna go find them oh my God this is why I'm never having kids voluntarily yeah hey there you are what doing Jeffy what are you doing well I'm just sitting here waiting for more guests to arrive Jeffy you can't be doing this come on it's always doing a pretty good job you know waiting here for guests to arrive and helping him out no I mean listing my entire house as an Airbnb oh oh dot yes Jeffy why you keep gonna stop this why oh because Chevy random people in my house like come on they're in my bed doing weird stuff they're in my shower this is just messed up oh well die you never specifically told me I couldn't use our own house uh you never specifically asked me to use this house guy hold that thought no no Jeffy this is the end I'm gonna go tell them to leave you stay here police is here what the heck why's the place here because this Airbnb is Mega illegal oh my God yeah my son set up this Airbnb we have all these people here I'm so glad you're here officer you can help kick them all out well I gotta do a little investigation what what oh yeah sweet cheeks I'm coming right in for you no I'm coming to get my money shut up oh my gosh now the stripper went up the stairs you're wrong for that Daddy no I'm not Debbie I'm gonna put a stop to all of this whether you like it or not all right Jeffy it's time to kick some people out you're mean now I don't care what the hell's going on in there hey stop it I'm not stopping jumping oh darn that's nasty oh my God what do I do I don't die this is on you oh my God I don't want to go in there but if I'm going to get them to leave it's my only choice oh God wish me luck Charlie I don't know what to do about this um what we're trying to use to provide an exercise equipment and she got stuck in her mouth no we're trying we're trying to mate all right can you get the hell am I out of my house now please all right but why would you exercise oh this is so [ __ ] weird I'm gonna come back to this later okay Jeffy you gave people exercise equipment yeah yeah oh my God I mean for 169 a night you gave it a lot of amenities whoa yeah how do you think I got people to actually show up whatever I'm just happy that wasn't what I thought it was yeah well let's move on to kicking some more people out no no no no all right let's try this again sounds like they're doing exercises again I'm not afraid this time I'm not holding back I'm going in foreign exercises this time that's your phone die you don't even knock I'm scared for life Jeffy I don't know if I could go on anymore but I'll try I'll try all right Debbie I've seen everything so I don't care what's on the other side of this door I'm just going in shoot yourself hey you like what we did to the place don't worry it's okay the room is pretty cheap so I won't charge you for it Jeffy if you don't get everybody out of this house I'm gonna burn the whole place down to the ground with everybody in it oh yeah this is bad I got a plan bye all right this is my plan [Music] got enough to take for this yeah I need you to sit in this van with me or don't worry I don't care I just had three cheesecake oh nice [Music] in my house oh god what the hell what the hell is that what's that smell all right the plan's in full effect oh what's that smell mate oh oh my oh I don't get paid enough for this I'm out of here I wonder if the cooking's done yet baby yeah oh God I think something died ain't no way that's our cookie two stars get out of here where's my Philippines oh no get out of here bro I met a queef I don't want I should all be out by now oh my gosh if you actually pulled it off yeah it worked oh my gosh if you're gonna use all that money you made today to fix everything I'm talking about loss of Febreze new bed sheets and repaint the walls okay Jeffy promised me to never do this again I promise hey guys I just got unstuck because this might be left on get back [Music] foreign

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Id: i5y_VLQcPjo

Length: 16min 26sec (986 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 20 2023