SML Parody: Jeffy's Claw Machine!

[Music] uh hurry up jeffy i have a lot of chunky monkey that's gonna melt if we don't get home soon die can't do a claw machine no you can't do the claw machine we have to hurry home and you only have a dollar yeah i do look where'd you get that dollar your wallet well um i'm fine you get one play at the claw machine but that's it i can't wait come on elephant come on elephant come on open oh man this thing's so rigged i can't go again uh no you only had one dollar remember can i get your wallet no you can't have my wallet now let's go my ice cream's starting to melt oh fine oh all right jeffy come on help me get some bags and put them inside claw machine guy claw machine no i'm not taking you back to the claw machine i don't have the money to spend on the claw machine ever since you got me fired from target then get a new job well i should just get a new job it's not that easy i want claw machines well i want you to get inside with the bags fine all right then putting all the groceries away now i can just relax oh ow oh jeffy my ears why would you do that no jeffy no claw machine yes claw machine no you're not getting the claw machine maybe next week if i go to the store and you're good you can come with me and try it next week i want claw machine now i want a job now but life's not fair you're not fair you know what jeffy if you want to climb a machine so bad then you wait right here i'll go get you a claw machine okay okay jeffy here's your claw machine claw machine yup it's my old claw machine i used to have as a kid my dad gave it to me when i begged for a claw machine dad this is so dope except one thing what there's no candy in it oh little tubby wants something to put in the claw machine huh all right i'll get you something to put in there tubby all right jeffy here are your prizes what what is that well you got band-aids on the top dental floss in the middle and then cough drops on the bottom why would i want that because you said you wanted prizes now look you have to work extra hard for the cough drops because they're on the bottom daddy no no no you misheard me i want candy well the cough drops are kind of like candy i mean you just can't eat you anymore you go sick yeah i'm not taking any of this oh jeffy i just put all these prizes in here for you everyone turned on someone's at the door just sit here hello oh hey mario oh hey frank what's up uh i was just wondering do you have any band-aids dental floss or cough drops why well i think i have the illness what illness uh well uh you see the thing is is i uh uh i can't taste your smell what if you're not feeling good then what are you doing over here get away i don't want to get sick actually mario just let me go in there myself no frank i don't think this is such a good idea excuse me mario don't god why where are those band-aids dental floss and cough drop what is that band-aids dental floss and cough drops all in the same place what the heck are they doing in this crane game ah i don't got coin hey kid you got a coin uh no oh there's a coin kid no don't worry about it i got a coin all right let's see what i can get out of this thing hopefully it's something good [Music] oh wow lucky me i got a band-aid this is oh great with my scoliosis now i just gotta get the dental floss and the cough drops frank please get out no more i can't leave yeah i gotta get the dental floss and that cough drop frank get out now all right whatever you crazy kid next time try to be more neighborly ah finally he's gone all right jeffy you can play with your claw machine now jeffy jeffy jeffy where'd you go i have to disinfect that claw machine jeffy alright claw machine you ready to get shot in half jeffy what are you doing i'm just selling the claw machine half daddy you can't sell a claw machine in half why not because it's very special it's really not yes it is it belonged to my great great great great great great great great great great great great great three hours later great great great great great grandfather well you shouldn't you put garbage in it then i don't want to win any of this what do you want then candy but but candy's not good for you and cough drops is god i'll go get the candy all right jeffy there's your claw machine what are those fitsy rolls you like tootsie rolls don't you not really why is there so many of them well there was a sale at the store today so i got a bunch of them now look i know you really want to play this claw machine but there are rules to this now the way this is going to work is every time you're a good boy you get one coin to put in this machine but i know since you've been impatient lately you get one to start off with really yeah just one though i only want you getting one tootsie roll from this machine that's it jeffy why i can't even win anything in the dumb machine i want real candy fine you want real candy i'm gonna get you some dumb real candy oh man i can't believe i got all this candy for jeffy you better appreciate it this was a lot of money i don't have the money to spend on this crap all right i should fill it up now [Music] [Music] all right jeffy should be happy with all that candy but in case he's not i have the seven dollar fortnight card now if he complains after that i'm taking everything away because there's no way he can play with this all right now the claw machine's done jeffy should have no choice but to love this oh and if he doesn't i'm done i'm so done [Music] okay jeffy there's your claw machine v-box yup and i put jolly ranchers in there because i know you'll have to break your teeth on them wow daddy good candy and v bucks you really learned your lesson about this claw machine yeah whatever gets you to stop complaining alright claw machine you ready to get busted jeffy jeffy before you do that let me tell you something if i see you break any part of this claw machine that v bucks card back there it's going through the paper shredder how am i supposed to get the candy daddy in the v box like i said you have to be a good boy you have to help out around the house and if you do i'll give you coins to play the machine well i'm a good boy right now where's my coin you aren't a good boy jeffy why'd you wrap me in all this bubble wrap hi buddy time for your secondary beating oh that's nice oh wow the pool looks pretty good i'm glad i finished cleaning it took me all day hey daddy jeffy what do you want nothing you're going to push me in aren't you yup well daddy when you do a flashback like that it makes me seem like i'm way worse than i actually am oh trust me jeffy i chose the most tame examples i could find now if you really want to win that v bucks card you'll help me in the house let's go fine all right jeffy for your first chore i want you to start by dusting my very valuable and very expensive record collection i don't want to see a single speck of dust or a scratch otherwise you're not getting your one coin one coin i don't want one coin i'm at least five no you don't get five you start with minimum wage which means you get one coin now if you do good i might promote you you get two coins that's kind of dumb no it's not that's how life works now get started all right [Music] oh man doing all that dusting was a lot of work when i got my coin it's time to win that bebop card alright time to win [Music] bye [Music] daddy what jeffy your machine's broken what did you do to it i ain't doing anything to it it's rigged you can't win anything from it no i didn't win anything even though you're giving me coins so i want more coins but it's so easy to win from that thing you don't need more coins no it's not that give me like 100 coins i can't do that unless you do 100 chores oh you haven't won anything yet come on just give me all the coins all the coins jeffy there's a lot of coins you don't need that many coins i know but when i win something i'll give them back are you sure yes all right fine i'll give you my pipe of coins oh there you go you use all these coins but the moment you win something you better bring them all back all right thanks for the coins ah now i got all these coins i gotta be able to win something oh that 49 cards calling my name and the jolly ranchers all right time to win come on come on much much much later that's it call machine i tried to play fair but clearly you want to be rigged so since you're not giving me that fortnite card or them candies you're gonna get busted open jeffy what are you doing hi junior what are you doing is that a claw machine no it's a raid claw machine oh well no club she's rigged when i play him that's not true jr this one's super rigged i had like a thousand coins and couldn't win a single thing oh we have one left can i try whatever junior but you're not gonna win anything oh boy i can't wait to get candy i don't even know why you're trying to win junior this machine has been so rigged all day it's not like you're going to win oh wow jeffy look at all the candy i got oh junior how well it was really easy when she used my knowledge of aerodynamics she took these three airheads and rearranged them into a triangle formation which brought the b box card down into the claw and uh when the v box card came down it kind of brought everything else with it you know what junior i want some candy too oh well you just have to win it it's really easy but uh oh you did just use your last coin on me didn't you yeah i did you know what junior i'll be right back you know what i don't care what daddy says anymore i'm getting this candy goodbye claw machine free candy [Music] free candy [Music] my claw machine who did this oh i'm sorry great great great great grandfather oh hey can you activate this v-bucks card [Music]

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Length: 11min 37sec (697 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 09 2021