SML Parody: Jeffy The Barber!

[Music] hey guys welcome to 10th floor barbershop i'll be with you in just a sec all right let's wait over here jeffy jeffy what are you doing i don't know what are you doing daddy we're at a barber shop and you're already missing half your hair oh shut up i'm getting a touch-up all right whatever just sit quietly and wait for your turn can i take the next customer please oh that's me you can have a seat bud all right you're gonna have to take your helmet off if i'm gonna cut your hair all right let's get started all right like you cut g awesome oh my god i'm so excited i got a haircut this all right is all right all right nice guys stay here like a good boy all right i'm bored i'm out of here all right what are we doing today bro just a little bit off the top row but it's a little bit okay all right all right all right all right give me one second i just gotta use the restroom i'll be right back okay don't mess it up what happened to your hair oh my god it looks amazing who did this wow i can't believe it i love it i know it's my new style bro yeah crazy i forgot who did this i love the car come here yeah i saw what you did we gotta leave right now why we're gonna get beat up we're gonna go right now come on let's go okay rosalina you have no idea how hard it was to try to give jeffy head a head head haircut haircut i'm sure it wasn't that hard oh yeah it was he almost got us banned from that place i saved someone's head yeah you made his head look like mine who wants that well it was guys penguins and north korea's back on north korea just smile away boys smile and wave the hell is this [ __ ] [Music] breaking news okay a man is just received what has been pronounced the sexiest haircut of the year okay we have no idea who did the haircut but we do have little chester the famous rapper on the scene with the person who receives the haircut little chester you're up it's your boy little chester back to you with the news so today we are at this nice fine establishment to see this man amazing sexy haircut what do you have to say i don't know all gonna say i got the best hacker 2021 straight up who gave you this haircut i'm just some random kid and whoever that kid has to be the best barber in the world i took his third it said jessie so whoever jeffy is out there you are the best barber ever everyone wants to get your haircut done by you you heard that here folks this man is looking for a jacket barbara's the best dude ever quite some groundbreaking stuff guys i know that they're talking about jeffy so jeffy has given the sexiest haircut of the year okay who's barber and why did i win i don't believe it there's no way jeffy this is incredible i didn't know you had these kind of skills he doesn't i didn't even know either jeffy i want a haircut you want a haircut mommy yeah i could give you one no you don't why would you want that kind of haircut he is yeah look i won sexiest haircut of 2021 daddy i make sexy hair guys what do you think mommy i think you make very sexy haircuts thank you mommy hey hey jeffy i saw you on the news could i get a haircut oh i can give you a haircut junior hot awesome i want a haircut i'm getting one first junior just so you know but no i'm going first i'm his best friend i'm his mother i don't care jeffy what do you think who's going first okay calm down calm down guys jinger i'll give you one after my mommy okay she's number one thank you jeffy oh okay all right i'll just come back in like an hour all right okay all right mommy are you ready for a haircut i'm so ready let's go give you a sexy haircut yay i don't believe any of this okay this is gonna be real extensive mommy all right it's gonna take a long time but don't worry i'm an expert i trust you completely jeffy do whatever you feel fit okay all right here we go okay you're done but wait wait wait one second i want to touch up something all right i'm gonna touch up something here okay okay there we go mommy you're all good jeffy i feel so sexy thank you no problem all right let's go show daddy okay all right daddy i finished mommy's haircut all right let's see jeffy what is that it's mommy's new haircut guy but she looks like guy fury yeah guy theory's sexy yeah exactly so hot but you wouldn't know because you're too old yeah you don't understand fashion guy okay i'll admit he's kind of hot yeah exactly daddy here show it off to your husband mommy yeah what's that thing on the back what what's on the back oh yeah mommy just turn around you'll see it do you see it now no i still can't see it jeffy why did you write that what did he write oh oh yeah i wrote what you think i wrote mommy i don't know what you wrote jeffy he wrote nothing he didn't write anything baby here's what i wrote pee-pee he wrote pee-pee on the back of my head yup why because it's sexy well i guess now that you say that it is kind of sexy exactly pp is sexy i'm done i'm so done oh my god this is so awesome mommy i'm becoming a real hair cutter hey jeffy i'm ready for my haircut all right awesome hey daddy that's the doorbell you should go get it i'm going to go cut junior's hair now all right i'll get it who could this be hey mario what what's everybody doing here we're here for haircuts haircuts from from jeffy yep tell jeffy about this stay here guys okay all right junior you ready for your haircut oh yeah i am oh make me sexy jeffy we have a situation oh what's going on daddy there's at least four people at the door winning haircuts from you wait four people at the door at least oh no i don't think i can handle all this daddy well that's what being famous is like hmm oh i got an idea guy hey junior yeah i'm not giving your haircut for free anymore wait what yeah well basically there's a lot of people outside so now i gotta start charging for this because it's high demand well how much you gonna charge a hundred dollars a hundred dollars this is blast for me i i can't do that well come on do you want to be the sexiest man on earth you're right you get a really good haircut so i should i should pay a hundred dollars yeah yeah that sounds about right all right awesome you could be first in line sweet i'm gonna go set it up i gotta go tell everyone upstairs oh my god he's opening up a hair salon oh i'm gonna be first in line just assistance what is even happening anymore okay guys so basically i'm gonna be opening up a hair salon you guys can come back in a bit haircuts are gonna be a hundred dollars all right and i'm gonna go bye guys lynn you will not believe what's going on what's going on there's so many people wanting stupid haircuts from jeffy that is opening his own business that's a really good business idea he could make a lot of money yeah he's ripping off people hundred dollars each people are actually paying for what they're getting that's not a ripoff you're in on this you think this is a good idea of course i think it's a good idea little jeffy is succeeding what's all that ruckus jeffy [Music] jeffy yeah where did you get a whole barbershop from um i don't even know i just built it oh my god this is unbelievable well if i need my business to succeed i need a good looking barber shop right all right all right you could start sending them in all right i just gotta get junior first bring junior in first all right i guess i'm your servant all right sounds good i'm gonna make so much money pee pee oh my god this weight is so long oh no it's been like an hour what what's that noise yo it's your boy chester the molester whoa are you little chester that rapper oh my god yes i am oh my god you're pretty hot buddy i know it's how i'd be doing it these days were you ready to get a cut yeah that's my boy yeah you got that clout boy yeah all right junior you're my first ever customer so what do you want okay i'm the first ever customer so i gotta make it good all right so how about this jeffy make something that'll bring out my true personality your true personality yeah yeah can you do that i think i got an idea all right junior are you ready yep i hope this is worth 100 oh it will be let's get started all right junior we're done all right awesome let me look at it what the heck jeffy are you saying i'm a clown well no junior it has a double meaning it has a double meaning well what's the other meaning that you're gay all right 100 please you know what i'm going to be the sexiest clown ever yeah yeah that's right all right pay out all right awesome next oh i had to miss charlie for this so it better be good i can't do anything with this please leave well all right whoever's next come on and you better have hair wait since what is there a barbershop down here jeffy oh i run this barbershop chef baby you want to cut yeah i always wanted to have a long luscious hair all right well i made the sexiest haircut of 2021 so i got you come with me okay all right chef pee pee so what are you waiting here for today well honestly i'm trying to make some cash so i have a plan so give me that long luscious hair all right i got you g let's get started all right chef pee pee you're done you got a lot of hair stuck in your hat oh my god look at this long licious hair i can finally do it i can start and only fans all right 100 okay let me get it all right awesome next all right jeffy i'm ready for a really good cut give me something awesome hey [ __ ] ass i'm sorry but no shirt no shoes no service well but come on i'm your brother all right i'll give you the brother pass all right so what do you want have you ever seen the movie twilight i got you just turn around all right all right let's do this all right shash you're done oh i'm cup i'm [ __ ] dustula sucking blood don't think you're gonna be sucking his [ __ ] because you owe me a hundred dollars oh well can i give it to you tomorrow whatever dude awesome all right next hey what's up dude i'm so excited to get a haircut um dude you don't have anything to cut oh i always wanted hair though dude all right i think i have an idea are you down for it yeah anything dude all right all right where's my scissors all right joseph it's not much but i got you some hair oh my god dude where did you get this hair from oh i took my pubes and i glued them to your head wow thank you they're so long that's awesome yeah now get out because you know you can't bet all right see you later all right next all right next don't get in here it's been two minutes i'm sorry i was busy oh there's my big sexy barber step bro oh hi trisha what i'm doing all right so you want to cut right hell yeah all right so what do you want ever see the god guy 9000 machine say no more get in the seat i'll do whatever you say all right step bro you're being so rough stop pulling so hard all right we're done how do you like it let me see oh my god i love myself bro all right i need a hundred dollars oh i'll pay you later um okay all i need is a hundred dollars so just pay me tonight all right hasta la vista all right all right next person all right next person come in you what's up g little boy little chest from the la area i don't know who you are but how about this i'll give you a free haircut if you give me a hard plug rit get you that hard plug all right take a seat all right all right little chester what do you want you know the dumbo door from uh harry potter say less but you're gonna need more hair so we're gonna use my new product all right you ready oh yeah all right let's do this yeah all right little chester you're done you can turn around look in the mirror should i yeah yeah go ahead do it oh my god i look like lady gaga lady gaga yeah all right well if you want to grow some hair then all you got to do is use my new product strong sexy hair you got that okay all right i expect a really good hard plug from this yeah you're gonna get the hardest plug dude like the ones that go shift your ass those lines okay well hey can you get the hell out because it's the next person's turn you're gonna take this with me go ahead oh yeah all right next person hey jeffy i'm here for a cut coney you don't need a kind wait why not because you already have the generic tank top haircut oh really yeah you're perfect now you can go oh okay i'll come back in a few weeks got it it's been so tiring i just want to be done now oh all right time to close shop wait what the heck what are you doing in here no i'm done huh you're driving a hard bargain stay less all right perfect congratulations you'll click my right test school ah jeez you're making a big mess get out of here ah i'm not gonna clean this up at least the day's over rosalina you realize no matter how much meditation you do you're never going to be guy fury hey die what knowing jeffy how'd your hair cutting go well how about the furry tail do the talking what what's that supposed to mean i bought it for 700 day what that's the stupidest purchase ever no it was awesome and even if it is it doesn't matter because i'm about to make a lot more money tomorrow from haircut but breaking news breaking news okay famous tick tocker madison ray has something to say about jeffy's haircuts let's hear what she has to say hey guys it's me madison ray the biggest tick tocker and i want to tell you guys that jeffy's haircuts suck okay don't get them he's canceled now well [ __ ] let's go my fairy tale [Music]

Channel: SMLYTP

Views: 2,131,719

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Id: -ITbDDGIWHs

Length: 14min 50sec (890 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 05 2021