SML Parody: Homeless Jeffy!

[Music] when are you gonna start paying attention to me again mario never i got this now this is why our marriage is failing hey guys wonder what the [ __ ] is this this is a statue of myself jeffy it was gifted to me from nintendo okay i bought it myself this is not you dai but yeah this is me this is not you daddy looks nothing like you okay this is me back in the day this is how i used to look welcome to fact or cat where we find out things are fat or cat cow jeffy just shut up how would you know you're a uterus what's a uterus it's a conversation for another day hey mario how about we have some fun in the bedroom what actually yeah can i bring my statue hell though jeffy don't even think about oh oh my god oh my god if you could have hurt him what are you thinking it was funny daddy it's just a balloon okay it might be a loop stupid balloon but it's a statue can i pee on it what what even gives you that thought because have you never heard that if you pee on a balloon you get five years of good luck no i don't think anyone's ever heard that oh yeah because i pulled it out of my ass jeffy you've been warned do not touch my okay it's a balloon it's a balloon it's obvious but don't touch it don't die i won't do it you won't do it you promise i won't do it right hand up the god all right i swear to god too i swear to god if you never talk away if you swear to god say ass right now to god all right i'll show you how much i care about this hey god ass damn he did it all right so you better not touch it i won't think i can touch it oh okay okay all right see you later all right have fun this is my left hand well he said i couldn't touch it but never said i couldn't take it on a walk come on buddy let's go all right mario you ready to go let's go wow i didn't know you could fly um hey can you come back down i gotta put you back on the couch oh shoot shoes i am fricked hey can you please come back down please i'm screwed yeti in my spaghetti it's fun mario this isn't fun come on let's go back to watching tv rosalina get me excited for no reason where's my statue it's in space guy what do you mean by its face what do you mean by its face just shut up what's he mean by in space it flew away flew away that was my statue balloon just flow away i know it's a blue bat there's a roof on this house i took it outside there's a get outside i told you not to touch it and you took it outside how about that come on shut up okay what do you have to say for yourself where's my balloon pee pee where is my balloon jenny it's in space with elon musk's tesla or whatever so you're telling me you took my balloon outside and let it go jeffy i'm gonna be true try to become a car so calm in this situation i'm trying to try to be calm okay okay what get out of this house no get out leave get out like leave like actually leave leave and don't come out like walk out the door and just go away and don't come back are you being serious daddy i swear to god in 10 seconds if you don't leave i'm gonna kill you well you don't mean to die god vagina i can't believe this is happening doesn't make any sense oh it's really green out here it's like my poo poo oh my god it's a rock a rock all the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles i'm saved yeah okay i'm [ __ ] bored i'm out of here whoa look at this cave okay so what i gotta do okay so i gotta get some iron and i got smelty and then i gotta make an iron pickaxe and find the diamonds okay that should be pretty easy oh hey jeffy what are you doing out here oh [ __ ] ass what are you doing out here oh well i live here in this forest biome oh seriously yeah what are you doing out here oh well i'm homeless now my dad just kicked me out oh well you can come back to my house if you want wait seriously yeah i crafted it out of wooden planks oh okay let's go all right follow me sweet all right welcome to my humble abode wow this is really awesome what's it made out of oh well it's made out of logs wooden planks and uh banners yeah it's made of banners okay well i see you got a torch in here too yup so mobs don't spawn oh i gang so should we go and shine yep so then the mobs don't spawn at night all right let's go oh this is really cozy yeah i know what do you eat out here you know dirt logs sometimes a deer what i want real food well you're gonna have to be homeless in the city well why because people in the city love to give homeless people food oh okay well i guess i'm gonna go there then all right see ya jeffy all right have fun [Music] oh my god i saw it signs of life okay oh my god is that a car maybe they could take me to the city i better go for it now i just have to wait again god dang it wait wait wait hey hey hey stop stop stop stop me brother what's up dog oh hey jimmy what doing jeffy what's up my man hey can you take me to the city no we ain't going the city we going to the gym what well how am i going to get to the city now there's got to be a way hey hey hey sir stop stop hey hey please freaking stop hey what's up i'm lord shut up yo what's up lord shredder you know just bump into my music eh yeah it's really good oh you think it's good yeah it's swag all right that's what i wanted to hear hey can you take me to the city of course i would you say like my music yeah yeah i'll listen to it the whole way there i just need a ride all right i make great music all right i'm hopping in hop in all right so you like listen to my music right yeah yeah joe pb well i like to listen to some trash just to remind me how good my music is okay you should play it all right let me hit that [ __ ] all right it's the remix ah that's what you get for saying you like rad better ah one day was that for whoa i'm in the city now this is so creepy but what do i do now i'm gonna have to figure it out well what am i supposed to do out here all about my show dude jeffy is that you oh hey jones ship what doing i'm just being homeless out here like i always do oh well i guess that makes two of us wait actually you're being homeless too yeah i got kicked out of the house oh well that sucks but you don't have to worry it's awesome out here in the city wait really yeah lots of people will just give you food and whatever the hell you want oh awesome i really need food really badly what do i do well you're not gonna get any like that wait what do you mean like that you're looking too drippy dude look but this is my favorite shirt you gotta look poor so people feel bad for you and want to give you stuff well how do i do that give me your shirt okay all right so what did you just do i just smashed your shirt in some dirt and ripped it the hell up oh well do i like homeless now yeah it looks like you've been out here for months it looks like you're starving to death oh well is that good it's almost good you just need one more thing well what do i need you need a sign what's a what a sign yeah a sign never heard of it you just write something on you're like please give me food i'm starving and then there you go it's gonna sit down right here and you'll get tons of food oh awesome well can i hang out with you oh no i i gotta go somewhere secret it's just a secret okay um okay but i don't wanna be out here alone but no but trust me this is a really good spot okay just sit here okay bye joseph alright see you later okay i have to make a sign how am i gonna do that all right now i'm gonna think of a sign that'll get people to give me food all right damn food or i'll eat your butt there we go now people will give me food all right now let's sit on the corner all right now i gotta wait for some food hey guys it is shaniqua squad today we're doing a daily good date where we give this poor homeless boy some food here's some food for homeless boy oh doritos some candy and drink and everything oh thank you i appreciate it say follow shaniqua and take talker i'm taking all this [ __ ] back oh okay follow shaniqua i'm tipton yeah you heard what he said guys all right sneak we're signing out all right well thank you i appreciate it for all the food oh hell no give me all this [ __ ] back wait what get a job loser i hate tick tockers oh hi there kid oh hey mickey mouse what doing oh i see your sign says gift food or you'll eat your my buy i don't want you to eat my butt so here take this granola bar oh well thank you i appreciate it oh no problem have a good day oh i got food now [Laughter] hey jeffy oh hi richard what doing oh you need food well i can give you some food in exchange for your helmet well i don't need a food gumming i got this food right wait where'd my granola bar go hey what the hell get back here stupid squirrel so you need food now ah yes i do okay well give me your helmet and i'll give you food okay all right gumming there's my helmet well thank you no problem now where's my food well jeffy i'm dressing and now i'm finessing see you later wait hey get back here oh come on i swear where am i gonna get through now [Music] you know what seems to be in there partner hey woody what doing i'm just sad today well i don't care but i noticed a little sign here and they said give food or eat your butt and i don't got any food so i guess uh i'll just i'm not doing that woody i just want food oh come on i just want my ass eating what i gotta do get me food i ain't got none but wait hold on a second why y'all being homeless out here you got a nice home man that's family my dad kicked me out what yo daddy kicked you out yeah that's just wrong of him he must not love you hey don't say that i bet he loves me he's just doing this to disappoint me you know i've kicked you out here and want you back ever son oh i'm sorry to tell you that i don't know what to do but you say you want food right yeah well you don't get it out here you ain't getting it down this selfish old city you need to go far away you can also say fu to your daddy by doing that well where do i go you need to go to chicago chicago chicago i don't know how to get there well he's gonna hop on an old train or a train but yeah it'll take you out way south to the wild west where chicago is well how do i go there well come on let's go to the railroad and we'll hop on train uh okay let's go why ain't hopping on train i like you here but whatever this is it i love being naked outside and risking getting arrested for a decent exposure oh hey mr squirrel what doing um hey what do you want you want me to jump okay all right let's go here i go hey kid want to see my new bike i'll take that as yeah oh my gosh what have i done oh my god jeffy's out there all alone by himself out of the wilderness i can't believe i thought this rosalina i know you can hear me oh what can i do what can i do he's gone missing before but he went to the city i'll go to the city come on reason let's go come on i know you're mad at me but you don't have to ignore me all right come on come on we're gonna go right now we're gonna go save jeffy come on come on come on all right mario this is it this is the city but the city is so big how are we supposed to find jeffy out here we have to try he's our son but we don't even know if he's in the city for sure well well well if it ain't for a couple of neglectful parents woody what do you know about this how do you know about jeffy being gone well i saw him on the side of the road begging helplessly for food well where is he now well i set him off what do you mean you set him off i told him to get the hell out of here because he hates y'all you guys are unloving he needs to start a new life somewhere else well where did you tell him to go woody chicago chicago they're so far away from here well i dropped them off the railroad tracks and i'm sure a train came by by now so jeffy's gone oh my god well i'm sure the train already come he could always check we're gonna check where do we go railroad tracks down by the weaver all right let's go right now rosalina well partner looks like that train's a goner well sucks to suck see y'all later he's going forever rosalina what are we gonna do wait what what what's that what is that jeffy you're okay oh my god jeffy it's our baby jeffy what the [ __ ] do you guys want jeffy what why do you look like that cut the [ __ ] down you know why you kicked me out jeffy i was just mad at you well that's not how you should have reacted die you're not supposed to kick a kid out when you get mad at it i'm sorry jeffy we came to find you just just forgive us yeah jeffy please just come back home oh i missed the train when's the next one jeffy no you don't want to be homeless you don't want to leave well guess what guy i can find a new family i did it once before remember jeffy please i'm sorry come back tomorrow i'm sorry please come back goodbye guys jeffy what do you want uh i'll buy you some bacon jeffy bacon yeah don't buy me bacon yeah i'll buy you bacon are you trying to bribe me daddy yeah well i'm taking it let's go wait really yeah let's go let's go [Music] bye

Channel: SMLYTP

Views: 3,422,770

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Id: bm0j9Av4ElI

Length: 15min 40sec (940 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 29 2021