SML Parody: Divorce Disaster!

day i did it again what do you do uh i clicked the toilet i'm good why'd you do it again i don't know you did that like two hours ago i know what am i gonna do about it oh no okay what do you do this time pebbles oh at least it's not lucky charms all right where's the plunger okay just breathe i'm gonna totally prepare yourself for this i need to use the bathroom oh my god i can't believe this is so hard what a dirty liar because it's so messy oh my god okay i gotta finish oh quick like usual oh it's done oh my god i can't believe this ah what a mess i'm exhausted now we're looking out on the couch mommy i can't see anything on the couch all right guys i'm finished marvin i can't believe you came back here what are you talking about you'd show your face after what you just did to me what did i just do you were just cheating on me in there oh shoot thanks got caught was it cheating what are you talking about where you're a liar marvin a liar yes you are you were just cheating on me no you're you're a liar i'm gonna call you liar right now you're a liar stupid little liar you know what i've about had it with you i want a divorce sheesh get him sis shut up jeffy you understand this a divorce what the hell is a divorce you want to split up of course i do after what you just did come on come on baby i love you you love me we're a happy family barney cut the crap marvin i'm leaving no no no you guys just okay fine you leave walk out this is my house you're gonna be living on the streets actually it's my house marvin i'm kicking you out no you can't just do that actually she can't do that you don't pay your bills marvin so that means if she could show me some money then it's her house down hold that's never gonna happen because she doesn't have any money i have all the money in this house actually marvin i have my secret stash what the hell all right rose it's your house now no no no no no no this can't just happen no okay you're gonna take the house uh take him take jeffy he's all yours i'm taking jeffy marvin oh yeah you're taking jeffy why am i getting put in all this because you're the kid oh god damn it why don't have a say so if you're taking the house you have to take jeffy nope no she doesn't oh what do you mean she doesn't you're the only one that signed for him when you adopted him she is not a legal guardian but can you sign for him do you want to sign for him no thank you all right well it's yours what so you're saying just me and jeffy stranded on the streets yup oh i'm gonna become street kid oh my god what are we gonna do come on guys i will take you out no this can't just happen i don't know what to do out here jeffy i don't know either die but oh my god guy look at all the cute pets on there can i go in the pet store why do you want to go to the pet store you because there's cute puppies in there daddy i want to see the cute puppies they don't care about cute puppies well i do die they're really cute and i want to see them well whatever go in there yay peepee puppy we gotta call them that oh my god look at these puppies while they're fighting fight fight fight fight fight fight oh this white one's getting destroyed oh my god oh these are the cutest puppies i've ever seen oh i need one no i need both i need both whatever i can see die again i'm asking for both oh my god you know what i want all five of these puppies right now i want them right now pee pee why is jeffy taking so long in there oh none of them are ready yet still not prompt enough hard to come back in a few weeks ah jackie chu oh hey marvin oh what are you doing here i'm just waiting for jeffy is inside there oh you guys are getting food huh uh no we don't have a dog so i don't have to feed it oh okay what then what are you doing here then i don't know i'm just kind of stranded out here what do you mean well i kind of got kicked out of the house oh you got kicked out of the house what would you do i don't even know but i'm going through a divorce oh that sucks well i could probably help you if you're trying to get her back wait really yeah i'd like the winner back all right so here's my advice this happened to me and my wife okay i wasn't able to kill that frog so what i did to get her to forgive me was i went in there and got a dog oh oh rosalina really likes puppies that's a great idea i'll get her a puppy and then we cooked it and ate it it was a really good feast i was young yum in my tum i don't know about that well it's a really good idea but what you're saying is took her a meal basically well i guess you could say that well but i can't cook uh i'll get chef peepee to do it you're gonna get your pee pee to do it yeah he's my bro what oh i don't know how you're going to cook up your peepee but i'm not going to ask i've got to come back a few weeks they're not pumped all right let's go do that what's that piggy sounds like a sexy lady where's it coming from it sounds like it's coming from the window hello out there is anyone out there anyone champagne who's that sounds like a pervert what the hell just come in here like a normal human being marvin what the hell do you want i thought you got kicked out of the house well i did but i really need your help getting back in the house but i don't want you back in the house it's peaceful without you and jeffy but please i really need to get back with rose that's all i watch so just please help me ah what do you need can you please make us a very nice dinner that way rose will forgive me about everything that i didn't do and she'll take me back okay marvin i'll be so nice to make you a special very fancy dinner that's your love all right let me just get right to that idiots all right thanks chef pee pee i'll just wait here no go away down there with rose she's gonna i'm gonna bring it down for you guys okay all right okay all right now it's time to get to work okay marvin i hope your girl likes these gross old peas with shredded cheese and sour cream sour cream all right time to bring it to them is he's never gonna get her back i said leave come on just give me another chance absolutely not no i got chippy to make us a fancy dinner to talk this over with all right marvin this was ordered just for you rose just from marvin he told me exactly what to make it is some ceviche with some aged organic milk and cream puree spread so i really got hope you guys can talk things over because i really want jeffy back in this house so enjoy marvin i cannot believe you would insult me in this way i was trying to do something really nice for you rose look at this crap i'm never gonna forgive you now it's fancy though you have to be an intellectual to understand it oh so now you're calling me dumb no no no no no nice one marvin get out of my house come on please ah hey hey little buddy oh hey don't bite me i'm not a toy well technically i am but we're not going to talk about that yeah dude hey hey little bunny what doing huh jackie jeffy what are you doing with the dog oh look at how cute he is guy can we keep him he's pretty cute can i pet him yeah go ahead all right hey buddy oh i'm so happy this is a wonderland guy i want him can i have him i don't think we can have him well i do want him how are we supposed to get him i don't know um we could have a house for him should we come back for him i think that actually that's a really good idea all right let's go all right jeffy all right jeffy you're at target what are we doing here daddy we're here to get food oh food um okay let's go oh i want a toy give me a toy we can't get toys jeffy we can't afford that but i want a toy daddy no we need food oh fine yeah let's go oh hey guys i really need your help well mickey what are you doing here i need you to press that button for me press that button yeah press that one right there okay i guess i'll press it yeah dude please oh what can you please press it again okay oh thank you oh again all right [Music] how can i help you oh can you get back with me wait you guys are broken up yeah oh we broke up and i'm kind of regretting it that's kind of like my situation at the same time she was a gold dinger she was a gold digger she just used me for that disney famous disney money oh sorry but i wish i could get back with rose are you sure you want that yeah of course what if she's a gold digger a gold digger yeah what if the tree is how would i know that well i would go up there and try and pick her up with my disney money and if she says yes then she's a gold digger if she said no then she's clean well you would find that out for me yep what's daddy seven jeffy street all right well i'll be back in maybe like an hour stay here jeffy why do you tell them that address because that's our address daddy no he's never gonna find the right house no i changed our address what is that why i haven't got my packages exactly why you're going to be kidding me why are you pretty lady oh hi mickey well how you doing today sweetheart i'm kind of having a rough day oh well why is that well i divorced my husband today oh you divorced your husband oh well what happened that loser cheated on me can you believe it i cannot believe it oh i can treat you so much better baby i bet you could mickey yeah would you like to come back to the mickey mouse mansion it used to be a clubhouse but now it's a mansion you bet i would come on baby let's go oh damn i want the goldfish can i have the goldfish no jeffy we don't have a lot of money we need something that's going to keep us well fed for a long time snack then smiles back goldfish it'll keep us fed and happy no it won't hey guys i'm back you're back how'd it go what's up with your wife what oh my god this is awful yup sorry about it come on die that sucks wait wait a second we're broken up so it wasn't cheating yeah you could say it like that but give her my mickey d huh you go to mcdonald's no i gave her the mickey d well that was nice for you to get a mcdonald's die you're stupid why no reason no reason well now i might as well get myself a snack and what the heck i don't get paid for this what the heck oh many jeffy i don't even know where we're going out here i don't know either daddy just come along okay all right what you know about bro went down in the deep when your brain the best song evan whoa oh where does that go daddy i don't know we should stay on the real trail not that piece of crap nah there's probably something back there daddy we shouldn't go back here what if there's food food yes food shelter yeah you're right let's go all right let's go oh my god daddy there's so much stuff back here no it's so thick back here yeah but it's not as thick as mommy oh too soon shut up come on all right let's go whoa daddy look at all the water yeah we could drink now die what is someone peed in it why didn't you put that thought in my head i don't know it was just a thought but it's really beautiful though yeah i guess is that karma the frog no that's not kermit yeah it is daddy you wanna bet what's he doing here i don't know maybe he's just sitting at the swamp we can eat him what the hell that's not what i was thinking daddy food no he could tell us how to get mommy back he has miss piggy he's broken up with her like a million times and she's always gone back with him right i guess so so let's try it all right uh kermit hey oh hello random stranger hey kermit get out of here i don't like you anyways what are you doing here stranger well i gotta ask first thing give me food i'm really hungry i have some lifesavers here oh my god you're a lifesaver thank you it's empty well i didn't say there's anything in there yeah you gotta be kidding me listen i'm sorry i can't really help you with that i've been starving for the last two days well anyway i guess i have something else to ask you what is it so you're with miss piggy right well i was you were yeah i was what happened well i ate her last week well that's freaky no like seriously i swallowed her up went through my intestines and boom out the anus what the hell listen don't worry about it okay well so you can't give me advice then no i can't i'm too sad what am i gonna do out here well woody's over there he's pretty good with women woody yeah he's pretty good okay are wendy all right i want some lifesaver gummies oh hey hey woody what in the hell can i ask you guys one question please what is it hell on the hill you guys keep finding my secret bungalows i literally just get a random ass place and you always seem to end up at them i don't know i don't even know i got a pro moody what could your problem be cause look at me i got a big problem right here i got all this oh why do you have slime uh well i keep buying this body yogurt [Music] yeah that i just keep firing it and all of a sudden it's full of slime wait what cool can i eat that stuff i really really need food out here yeah you want to eat this mario marvin dumbass you don't want to eat that i don't think i want that guy yeah uh let might try it but no daddy come on don't do that you know i try these even i think it's gross this is sorry i'm looking at my feet i don't want it put it your foot was in it oh god it's like quick saying somebody heal me oh well i need my hope oh you're all so important your issues are always bigger than mine yeah uh i lost rose oh nice gold marvin i knew you'd lose our soon enough what happened she wants divorce and yeah would ever divorce remorse whatever but do you know how to get her back uh karma said you have lots of girlfriends uh yeah they're just like i just throw them out i'll get a new one i'll go back for the old ones but i really like rose all right all right i know the secret to this one you gotta be a douche marvin you gotta like you gotta show her that you got options you gotta be a badass and then she's gonna want you all back so you gotta be player one exactly what he said yeah yeah yeah just listen to me daddy all right so i guess it's worth the shot all right now run along fellas get the hell out of here all right let's go daddy miss piggy come out of my rectum please kermit what is it you ain't going to believe what just happened what just happened i just fold those in it's the thickness just a jailbone it was in reality this is good oh yeah what's happened yeah yeah we're going to be going tonight what is wrong with you come on let's eat up let's eat this up hey what's up mama let me whisper in your ear marvin what are you doing what's the gucci you're trespassing trespassing i do what i want you're not allowed to be here get out it's my house it's not your house i pay my bills my bills are paid yeah her bills are paid who's that i'm yeah that's you should ask yep i'm who would you what's he doing here ass is my adopted son yeah i'm the better son you're trying to replace jeffy oh sure i am he's so much more well-behaved actually y'all stupid yeah dumb i don't care hey watch the prada man yeah get out of here marvin no i'm doing what i want i'm sitting there get out no you're trespassing no i know you want all this come on baby yeah come on come on come on eat me you know what let go guy where are we i don't know we're just looking out here on the streets looking for food shows or anything well let's keep going all right hey my name's trish trisha fallon stepsis yeah we're your family oh you were in my family and so you're kicking out you kicked her out yeah she kind of got arrested are you okay now yeah i'm on parole now i think she's fine she can come back yeah i'm doing really well what have you met sugar daddy dough well i'm your stepdad well actually uh it's complicated i don't care anyway this is my new home oh it's pretty sick yeah i just don't dump here though why not you could get a hundred dollar fine is that a hundred dollars yeah and like zero cents why are you dumping well it said that i should dump right no wait it says no crap i can't read well now you're a dirty boy you need a shower a shower yeah come to my shower let's take a shower okay let's go all right stop at the steps and welcome to the shower why is it so loud over here i don't know cars construction oh okay well i don't know if i want to use this pick up your clothes get a shower i don't know if i want to there's people watching more quieter to talk ah come on all right let's go shower yeah stop it all right all right all right if you're hungry there's some berries berries oh i'm gonna try them daddy are you sure those are poisonous i ate them and i'm fine right no more jumping sorry look uh can we talk now sure what is it so you know your stepmom yeah bros what a batter we got a divorce yes yeah yeah queen yeah good for her no no i i won her back oh she ain't coming back i already heard about mickey and that mickey d oh yeah that mickey d wait but uh i want her back though then garrett stop being a i don't know how what did she like stars get her dad how am i supposed to get our stars do you want her back yeah and then get her it so i'm just supposed to get stars yep that's what she's telling you i have no idea how i'm supposed to get stars we'll figure it out come on daddy thanks trisha we'll try and get you later no problem all right time to get my money i'm just gonna call this number and get 500 for reporting jeffrey for dumping what's all this green on my face hey baby you notice the green yeah what is it it looks like acne it's gonna be amazing just trust me i don't believe you marvin oh really it's gonna make everything up to you yeah right jeffy do it okay oh my god stars yeah baby it's stars this is wonderful and all but it doesn't explain why you cheated on me well i didn't cheat on you what are you talking about marvin i was plunging the toilet what yeah you know you know what it's like when jeffy has his cereal i guess so oh my gosh i feel terrible sorry too i was kind of a prick trying to get you back and everything i just want to be with you again i can't believe i didn't listen to you i'm so sorry let's make it up baby let's make up okay and i lived happily ever after oh my god what are they doing jeffy you're under arrest what did i do you dumbed [Music] you

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Length: 20min 42sec (1242 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 09 2021