SML Movie: Jeffy Goes To The Zoo [REUPLOADED]

[Music] okay gonna watch tv daddy daddy daddy i gotta poop and i don't know where to go oh okay jeffy just relax okay no no don't rock too much jeffy okay here's the deal i got with you if you can poop in the bathroom like a big boy i'll get you a prize on prime a prize what's the prize daddy what do i want that you want a prize it's really really cool okay so if you could just go poop in the bathroom like a big boy you get a prize poop in the bathroom like a big boy yeah like a big boy i couldn't do it i picked jeffy and doing it go go do it jeffy not in the sink oh okay hey kids come to the zoo we got giraffes it's a lot of fun here at the zoo dang dang dang come quick i actually pooped in the bathroom would you poop in the bathroom jeffy yeah daddy i went in the bathroom and i pooped like a bing bone but you pooped in the bathroom yeah all by myself oh come on jeffy let's go okay let me see jeffy let me see what jeffy the toilet's empty did you flush no daddy i pooped in the bathroom i just forgot to pull my pants down what you forgot to pull your pants down yeah yeah but i came in the bathroom to poop when i just didn't pull my pants down so you pooped your pants in the bathroom yep in the bathroom jeffy why can't you just pull your pants down and poop in the toilet like a big boy damn i forgot how do you forget to pull your pants down that's the first thing you do before you poop i just do daddy sometimes i forget but do i get a prize i made it to the bathroom you did make it to the bathroom i understand that you thought it was a good idea but i guess you do get a prize oh i get a prize what are you my pride daddy i don't know um i don't know i don't know what should jeffy's prize be on my elephant what jeffy you're an elephant which i mean just stop with all the animal noises please you give me a headache jeffy stop jeffy animal noises what animal noises jeffy i can take him to the zoo jeffy do you want to go to the zoo okay jeffy come on i'm gonna take you to the zoo that's gonna be your prize okay you're gonna see all the animals you want to see come on okay jeffy we're at the zoo so please be on your best behavior okay daddy am i gonna get you seeing jean around here yes jeffy i think they have a giraffe so just be on your best be happy yeah i wasn't seeing dinner i'm picking jeffy seeing gina right you're gonna see a giraffe just be on your best behavior and don't touch the animals okay okay i want to ride your game around you can't do that jeffy just come look at the animals hello everybody welcome to the zoo i am your zookeeper tour guide brooklyn tea guy uh wha wha what is he doing what did he stop jeffy stop it jeffy pay attention okay so as you can see in the first exhibit we got some turtles wow daddy look at turtles yeah turtles can you find it no you can't you okay oh i'm sorry sorry oh okay well uh yeah it's turtle yeah this is the species turtles tortellinious okay and uh yeah they're very rare and um excuse me mr guy uh all right the the turtles have pink peas yes turtles do have pee-pees yes they do um do you have any other cooler animals what would happen if uh they lost their pee pee do you have any cooler animals we have some ducks you see the ducks any cooler zoo animals like giraffes uh okay everybody so this is our giraffe hey look jeffy a giraffe i think i think he's just really excited he looks very excited so so this is the giraffe otherwise known as the south african stretchy horse wow yeah and as you can see his tongue is blue because he likes to eat grapes grapes grapes yep he likes to eat grapes a whole bunch of grapes what what can can jeffy feed the giraffe oh yeah yeah the only thing to remember is not to yell okay no screaming around the giraffe they're very easily startled and he might hurt himself okay jeffy jeffy he said no screaming no screaming okay so he can feed a drought he can feed the giraffe just don't don't scream oh okay jeffy let's go feed a giraffe okay jeffy feed the giraffe okay dan come here mr jean around wait getting around you on the ancient phone hey giraffe there's a little boy that wants to feed you oh here he is right here right here right here okay so what's the next animal oh you guys want to see the gorilla you have gorillas no we only have the one gorilla can i feed it no no no definitely not you you can't feed the gorilla they're very very dangerous they are yeah they're extremely dangerous animals oh i thought they just threw poop no no they will hurt you okay let's go let's go see the gorilla jeffy okay so this is a gorilla gorilla look jeffy a gorilla hey mr gorilla what are you doing the gorilla that's harambe what what are you um oh okay well they seem to be getting along that's good that's really good okay well anyway uh harambe is endangered yeah he's a very rare civil backed gorilla oh really yeah there there's not very many left in the wild so we only have one here at this facility one yeah and uh as you can see he's uh he's just mostly eating uh bugs small lizards things like that people people think that gorillas eat bananas but they don't really do that they they prefer insects you know grapefruits uh you know they slice them in half eat them with a little with a spoon you know oh just like you and me you know did you hear that jeffy oh my god it's okay jeffy daddy's here daddy's here okay i got the gun oh god what are you gonna do with the guy i'm gonna have to shoot the gorilla but why don't you do the tranquilizer well because that just might piss him off i don't know oh wait you're not gonna kill him you said he was endangered well yeah but human life is more important than apes i gotta shoot him but i mean jeffy's not that important you have to kill a monkey over it i'm gonna have to sir i'm sorry that's your son oh okay do what you have to do i just okay okay okay okay i have to do this okay it's okay boy it'll be over soon i'm sorry harambe breaking news a gorilla at a local zoo has been shot to death after a child crawled into its enclosure they're saying that due to bad parenting the child was able to crawl into the enclosure and the gorilla was playing with it and that what led to its death but we'll have more on the story as it develops i can't believe this oh randy monkey's dead daddy yes jeffy monkey's dead once you get have to jump into the gorilla enclosure well i don't know jeffy why'd you jump inside the gorilla pitch daddy the monkey told me doing come here jeffy let me eat your butt no one's gonna believe that maybe well you should have been keeping an eye on your kid you're a bad parent no you should have shot the gorilla why did you tranquilize him well tranquilizers don't just work immediately if i would have shot him with a tranquilizer he would have gotten pissed and ripped your kid in half why did you let him do it i don't care about him see bad parent well you're a bad zoo keeper you don't just shoot gorillas because you just want to kill them well i just wanted to save your stupid kid is that so bad well i don't know what are we gonna do the media is freaking out about this well i think this is more your problem than mine how well i mean you should have been keeping an eye on your kid you were telling me about grapefruit well i made that up liar well my advice to you right now would be just try to stay out of the media okay fine i gotta go do a press conference okay okay breaking news we have the zookeeper who allegedly shot harambe on a live conference call let's go to that okay press conference um i am brooklyn t guy i am the zookeeper who shot harambe i just wanted to say this is not the zoo's fault okay it's the fault of the parent for not keeping a better eye on his kid there's a dead gorilla today and that's tragic okay i i love harambe like a son i raised him like a fuzzy son who threw [ __ ] at people she was like my real son so it paid me very much to shoot him but i did have to shoot him uh it was a hell of a shot it was no scope just bam and he was down so he didn't suffer uh would i do it again yeah yeah yeah i would i would but i think it was worth it to save the life of a human child thank you you hear that now folks it is the parents fault that backstabber oh daddy did i do something bad yes jeff you did something really really bad you got a gorilla killed and now the whole world thinks i'm a bad parent well you dated my cat piano and you ain't my phone jeffy that's not about all that stuff it's about you getting the gorilla killed why'd you have to jump inside the gorilla bit why well daddy he did say he wanted to eat my butt and you were gonna let him i don't even know oh he can't eat your butt now jeffy because he's dead getting my butt what am i gonna do oh that's where's alina hello mario what's going on i just saw the news well come on inside i'll explain it mario what happened well you see earlier today i took jeffy to the zoo as a prize for pooping in the bathroom oh good boy jeffy yay he forgot to pull his pants down oh so he still pooped in his pants but he pooped in the bathroom he got me with a loophole so as a prize i took him to the zoo and we fed a giraffe and then we get to the gorilla exhibit and i'm talking to the zoo keeper for five seconds i turn around and jeffy's inside the gorilla pit being attacked by the gorilla mario you have to keep your eye on him i i was keeping an eye on him i'm sorry i don't have two eyes that are looking in every direction like he does you know he can run off at any second i know but i didn't think he was gonna jump inside it well were there any signs saying that you shouldn't jump inside the gorilla pit no there's no signs but you know not to do that well at least we can use that to our advantage mario i i can't use that as an advantage there were no signs you know jeffy didn't know any better and they should have a cage around it you know because he's a wild animal that gorilla could have just jumped out at us yeah so it is the zoo's fault i could use it to our advantage so where's jeffy now he's in his room crying because the gorilla can't eat his butt wait what he said the gorilla would ask them to eat his butt or i don't know something i don't know i just what the news breaking news there are mass riots chaos panic in the streets after harambe's death people are chanting dicks out for harambe in those riots if you have a dick you better whip it out because now is the time to do it there are dank memes like this one and this one and and if you have that dick you better whip it out whip it i have a dick and i'm whipping it out right after this interview dick's out for harambe what does that even mean i don't know do they want you to pull your dick out for a dead gorilla that doesn't make any sense he's dead mario that's a little insensitive he was endangered i know he was in danger i found that out five seconds before he got shot what are we gonna do i mean this is ridiculous and the news is freaking out people are pulling their dicks off for a dead gorilla you know what i'm gonna go on the news and i'm gonna tell them my side of the story i'm not a bad parent i was watching jeffrey and it's the zoo's fault they should have signs in a cage there you go mario show them who's boss that's what i'm gonna do i'll be right back breaking news we have an interview with the neglectful parent of the child uh yes my name is mario i am the guardian of the [ __ ] kid that fell into the gorilla exhibit i just want to say that it's the zoo's fault that harambe is dead they should have had a sign saying not to get inside the grill exhibit and they should have had a proper enclosure so no kid could climb into it i just want to say it's the zoo's fault and i wish they wouldn't have killed the gorilla i wish they would have killed my son instead oh mario what were you thinking i worded it wrong okay look at the bad parent belgian i don't have time for this can you get out of here you know what a gorilla is dead because of you how does that make you feel it's not dead because of me it's dead because the zoo didn't have proper enclosure or signs no it's because you're a bad parent see i beat my child that's how i know i'm a good parent well i see your kid doing bad stuff all the time well not around gorillas oh and dk told me to hit you with that what am i gonna do everyone hates me mario i think there's only one thing you can do what no no come on mario it's time it is time i must do what i have to do news the bad parent who let their kid get into the gorilla exhibit is wanting to make an emergency press conference let's go to that uh attention everyone i have an announcement to make about harambe's death um so hard to do um okay here it goes dixon for harambe you saw it here first folks he ripped his dick out for harambe our hero america's hero ah i did it i whipped my dick out on national television yeah you did mario you're a hero yes yes i am even if it is a little small i just got out of the pool it was it was cold outside you know um daddy what did you pull your bp out on tv yes jeffy yes i did why don't you

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Length: 13min 59sec (839 seconds)

Published: Wed May 12 2021