SML Movie The Ball!

okay guys what do you want to do today oh dude can we play board games yeah that's like board games make out what no dude make out with your kin dog yeah make it with your stupid ken dog where is ken oh he's just recovering at home recovering from what from the intense pickle padding i gave him last night what a pickle pounding yes pickle pounding that's what i said i'm so little what's a pickle pony let's just say there was an all-you-can-eat buffet of toy ass last night and i was the first in line hell i was the only one in line [ __ ] it i was the line well i mean i didn't know you could give someone a hickey on their butthole but it happened well i don't i'm saying i gave him a noogie with my tongue on his [ __ ] does that paint a clear enough picture for you so no ken no no can't oh nope nope rooney no candy that's actually ken right now maybe he just needs more chapstick for his [ __ ] all right listen to me i know you are stay focused ken you have to hold it together how many people are there be precise all right ken get under the bed stay there now the next part is very important they're going to take you ken stay focused baby this is key you will have five maybe ten seconds very important seconds put the phone on the floor concentrate shout out everything you see about them hair color eye color tall shorts scars anything you see understand they're there i can hear them remember concentrate what's going on i don't know who you are i don't know what you want all i know is you can go to toys r us and buy one yourself if you want ransom i can tell you i don't have money but what i do have are a very particular set of rock hard abs abs that i've acquired over years of bench pressing abs that make me a wet dream for people like you if you let my boyfriend go right now that'll be the end of it i will not look for you i will not pursue you but if you don't i will look for you i will find you and i will kill you [Music] he's been taken take ken that's pretty good there's not that many ways that ending can oh yeah i know so what are we gonna do we have to get to my house right now come on you guys oh he's a dog cody come on guys i left head right here so if he's not here that means he was taken i thought we already knew that yeah why does your room smell like cheese that's how it smells like yeah it smells like cheese at it ah i'm doing pretty good though oh let's check her to the bed he's not under here either he wasn't under there either who could have taken him dude he's a dog maybe your mom threw him away because you're too old for him all right don't say that she wouldn't do that she she wouldn't she wouldn't do that she she wouldn't oh god all right cody you got this you can do this all right all right mother father did you take my boyfriend oh hey there cody you talking about your little dolly no last time i saw him he was on your bed what does a little [ __ ] want can you see i'm trying to get myself an indian burn on my baby yeah yeah dad i i could see that but you didn't like take my boyfriend did you now you know damn well my hands have only been on my pp the whole time they really have the whole time now the pilgrims did not kill all the indians for me not to be able to do this i'm trying to give myself an indian burns thank god for gandhi oh the best telegram ever they had they had the belts on the hats oh yeah yeah okay i knew it was wrong for me to come here yeah my mom and dad didn't take him so i don't know who could have taken him why are you crying me and joseph are going back to my house no no wait wait wait wait wait we're all going to go back to your house and we're going to figure this out fine cody but on the way can we stop and eat some caterpillars junior you know i'm always in the mood to eat some caterpillars i don't care what's going on let's go eat some caterpillars caterpillars all right cody who do you think took ken i don't know junior damn it i wish i was liam nathan who's liam neeson he's he's in the movie that we're that we're making fun of junior oh so what are we gonna do let's just go back upstairs and think all right okay so cody just can't have any enemies with that buddy no junior what the hell is this what is that what are ken's super tight skinny jeans do we got your stairs i don't know what are they doing here i don't know junior you tell me your proof i was sitting next to you when you're on the phone yeah oh oh yeah i guess i was just mad about other stuff well still whoever stole ken uh is still in this house because his pants are here yeah yeah so who could have taken him well oh chef pee pee steals all the time it must have been chef peeping oh really what did he steal well before uh chevy was doing my laundry and i was missing a sock and so chevy obviously stole my socks so he still you don't wear socks junior oh i guess i'm just lying yeah well let's go question chef pee pee anyway all right cheese papers what do you want cody you want to see a magic trick oh sure what is it just put your hand right there it's right there on the counter for me right here right there what are you going to put in my hand why did you do that yeah rub your fingers why would you do that cody that was for last week but you made lasagna instead of meatloaf you know it gives me acid reflux also uh where's my head what are you talking about boyfriend [ __ ] where is he i don't know what you're talking about all right i believe you clean yourself up oh rock paper scissors shoot [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey there junior's dad what wait what's that oh this is my charlie and friends doll oh so you don't have my can wait no no no i have a charlie and friends doll i don't know what a kitten is look can you get out of here so i can keep playing with my charlie and friends you you want me to show you 110 things you could do with that doll so if santa claus lives in the north pole who lives in the south pole honest easy dude black santa dog what really wasn't your dad cody what took so long oh i had to teach your dad how to eat toy ass the right way oh yeah well then who took kim i don't know i think i've reached a dead end can you cry over there please wait wait wait wait i just remembered i recorded the kidnapper's voice the whole time he was on the call so we could just listen to the recording and figure out who it is that's a good idea cody get it hang on all right so with this machine i recorded the kidnapper's voice so everybody get close and listen okay what that that is a fart machine that's a fart machine i forgot i recorded it on my phone oh okay everybody listen for real this time oh what what do it again let's see wait wait cody everybody calls you fast yeah it just sounds like a deep voice though that's kind of familiar what i i think it might be one of you no no no no no no no we already said i was sitting beside you there's no way i did it yeah well i have an idea this machine also identifies voices what yeah so so junior call me a [ __ ] a [ __ ] i don't know i don't i don't know try sounding more angry when you do it okay bad yeah just just even deeper and more homophobic okay a [ __ ] yeah i i don't think it's you junior joseph you try it okay okay kill me a [ __ ] [ __ ] don't know uh deeper deeper more angry okay joseph what that's a perfect match no what are you talking about joseph what did you do god dang it look i took it what you did yes i got tired of cody always talking about this stupid dog it's all dog joseph how'd you take him you were beside us the whole time yeah oh think about it again junior while cody was busy talking about his ass buffet i had enough time to print out a picture put it on the couch head to cody's house take ken and then get back on the couch without anybody noticing it was a perfect crime why joseph wait you wear a piece of paper wait wait yeah how many times have you been a piece of paper without us knowing oh plenty of times dude oh yeah really can i have ken back i guess so cody let me go and get him okay oh god i'm so happy to have you back wait that's not the real kin oh i know dude wait so what'd you do with the real ken look i never had ken okay look i just printed out a picture because he kept on whining and crying like a baby oh so then who do you think took the real kid i don't know dude time to brush my teeth oh i'm so happy i finally found my toothbrush i don't know what it was doing in the cody's bed though oh well deep breathing yay

Channel: SML

Views: 43,808

Rating: 4.823009 out of 5

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Id: kGCMKM8DEe0

Length: 11min 5sec (665 seconds)

Published: Tue May 18 2021