SML Movie: Jeffy's Bedtime

[Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] jeffy stop playing with that toy it's really loud and annoying [Applause] ah what jeffy i said stop playing with that toy it's gonna keep doing that scaring you baby please don't buy me more toys i'm sorry marvin i thought he'd like it they're just really loud and annoying [Music] jeffy i said stop playing with that toys gonna keep popping out but i'll find out what's in the bomb there's a monkey in the box oh did you monkey yeah i'm coming he said you meet the monkey all right that's it no more monkey toy i like the monkey door no you don't i keep scaring you get ready for bed put your pjs on oh i want my pj's i got my diaper on baby can you put those pizzas on for them okay jeffy come with me it's night night time did you put his pj's on yep i even changed his diaper too why was it dirty of course not it was on the outside of his pants wait someone pooped my pants someone pooped your pants yep are you sure it wasn't you who pooped your pants no but someone did and then they put them back on me and then the poop smeared up my back and mommy had to clean it oh okay well well we're gonna go in the living room and have adult time okay so you just stay here and go to bed okay jeffy okay i gotta get one more in before bed let's go let's go good night jeffy so jeffy's in bed hey i know we have the whole night to ourselves so what do you want to do um well we could watch a movie well i was thinking jeffy i told you to stay in your bed why because it's bedtime you're supposed to go to sleep we're trying to have adult time we're doing knocking my wound too dark in your room you didn't put a night light oh i forgot i'm sorry come on jeffy let's go give you your night light night light all right jeffy there's your night light night night yes it's a light that stays on while you're sleeping so you're not afraid of the dark place don't too dark in here it's still too dark i don't know what else to do hold on i think i have something here jeffy look at that look at that look stars oh stars stars are on the wall how are they going to wall like that it's just what the light does jeffy is that good enough no we still do dark in here turn the wrong guy off but jeffy that'd be way too bright mom what are you doing is that good enough no it's brian it's too bright here turn the room line off all right jeffy i don't know what else to do mine's still too dark in here well here hold on one more jeffy try this one why are you doing that you're supposed to hit it to turn it on oh wow that one's too dangerous for you how about uh how about this how about we uh like oh we're doing with that that's a flashlight a flashlight oh it's too bright it just just turned the room light back on but you said that one was too bright well now it's too dark in here and i want the room light back on come on let's go it's okay marvin we still have the whole night we can do whatever you want whatever i want of course what doing jeffy what what what do you want now what i need a bedtime story you don't need a bedtime story you're too old for a bedtime story no i'm not marvin we can read him one bedtime story it won't take that long what if one's not good enough what if he wants two or three i need a bedtime story we'll read just one come on let's go oh come on all right jeffy we're gonna read you green eggs and ham green engine ham yes green eggs and ham what wha how how how did they do that how'd they do what edging ham can't be green it's just a book jeffy well i want green eggs and ham you can't have it it doesn't exist it's just a book well your guy on your book has it because it's a book jeffy well i want green next to him i want green eggs here i want to go just listen to the story marvin we can figure out how to make green eggs and ham well no we can't because it doesn't exist or exist in the book because it's a book jeffy marvin the sooner he goes to bed the sooner we can have grown up alone bonding time but i don't know how did my great exam cause this exists it can't be that hard we can figure it out it doesn't exist jeffy while we go make your stupid green eggs and ham just try to read the book oh yeah look at all that green oh this is exciting yeah some green on the ham put some put some green on the eggs this is fun look it's looking good oh yeah work your magic it's very very green oh yeah he's going to get his green eggs and ham oh that's that's gross oh this is more green okay oh that's very green egg all right jeffy here's your green eggs and ham doesn't that look good this guy's a liar what this guy is a liar he's saying he likes green eggs and ham that's the point of the book jeffy you see in the beginning of the book he doesn't like green eggs and ham and then he finally tries it and he likes it well he hasn't even touched his ham yet so how do you know he likes it how do you know he hasn't touched his hand because look if you look on this page there's one egg on his fork okay and then he eats it and makes the statement that he likes green eggs and ham and he hasn't even touched his ham yet i don't want that he's a liar maybe because it's a book and that's a picture you're supposed to assume he's tried both because like maybe on the next page he's ate all his ham right because on this page he's only on his second egg and he still hasn't touched his ham yet and he's over here rambling on how he eats green eggs and ham anywhere anywhere in all capitals oh well no he's a liar but with jeffy we work so hard to make this stupid great looking ham but why can't he just try it i don't want that because he's a liar you know what jeffy look you have your stupid bedtime story you have your stupid green eggs and ham you have all your dum night lights look as long as you don't bother me for the whole night i'll be happy so you're gonna bother me nope okay so i'm happy adult time adult time all right we're gonna go have adult time just stay here with your dumb stupid dumb book and all your stuff okay jeffy literally has everything he's a stupid nightlight a stupid book and stupid green eggs ham no more interruptions yeah marvin now we can finally be alone oh really daddy jeffy what are you doing out of your room stop cop blocking me there's a monster under my bed no there's not jeffy there's no monster under your bed i promise yes there is daddy and he told me he's gonna poop in my jammies what poop in your jammies no no he did not say they did not say that yes he did that he said when you're booping your jammies and i said no mr monster please don't boop in my damage i ran here and i told my dad jeffy there's no monster on your bed i can show you i promise there's no muscle on your bed no dang there is your monster under my ben you gotta come get em out all right jeffy i'm gonna show you that there's no monster under your bed come on all right jeffy where's this monster so we can get rid of it so it never comes back he's joining your bed then you're gonna make him go away he's under the bed i don't really don't want poop in my jammies well there is no under the bed so that poop in your jammies all you buddy my wifey comes up here and drinks the poop in my jammy there's no monster under your bed because there's no under the bed so that means there's no monster but he only comes out when you're not here he only comes out when we're not here isn't that convenient well i got a solution for that all right jeffy you're not gonna have to worry about any more monsters pooping in your jammies because i got you this what is that it's a monster destroyer a monster destroyer yeah it destroys monsters that try to poop in kids jammies i told you they exist yeah yeah well it shoots the monster with a laser a laser yeah yeah so so there's no more monsters will poop in your jammies and and the camera faces you so so i'll be able to see any of the monster i mean it'll destroy any monster that tries to poop in your jammies oh what did you do i i just explained it if a monster tries to prove your jammies it'll shoot it with a laser and it makes it go away okay so you happy now okay okay let's go okay don't bother me anymore finally marvin was that really a monster destroyer no baby it's just a baby monitor so we can watch jeffy oh that's actually really smart i know i'm a genius marvin what's he doing jeffy stop it meet your muncher machine no it's me are you talking to me no it's me marvin daddy are you drunk being a machine no i'm not go back to bed why because because go to sleep we're trying to do stuff i save you today hold on no no no don't break the machine oh my god oh oh no oh jeffy why'd you knock out the monster machine why oh you're too late daddy too late too late for what the monster already pooped in my jammies the monster already pooped in your jammies yeah he came right after the machine fell down jeffy you go visit your championship dead but the good news is my diaper's still clean oh jesus christ oh god don't wake him marvin don't wake him i don't want to sleep with him it's only for one night [Music] you

Channel: SML

Views: 21,997,424

Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jefy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, bedtime, jeffys bedtime, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, hilarious, joke, entertainment, show, logan, lance, puppet, puppets, laugh, monkey, prank

Id: IWqTVk26T14

Length: 9min 44sec (584 seconds)

Published: Mon May 17 2021