SML Movie: Bowser Junior Learns Karate [REUPLOADED]

[Music] oh man thomas i can't wait to have a fun day at the park with you what should we go on first the teeter-totter or the slide let's go on the slide okay going thomas this is my favorite slide ever you want to go down it okay hold on to your wheels wait good landing thomas was that fun you want to go again hey kid hey who are you i'm bully bill that's a real nice train you got there oh thanks it's my special edition golden thomas they only made like 50 of them wow be a real shame if something happened to it like i took it wait hey you can't take that why not because it's mine i don't see your name on it nerd well i'm not gonna write my name on it because that'll that'll ruin its valuableness oh i see your point well i'm still taking it no you better give that back or what you gonna cry yeah give it back right now next time think twice before playing on my playground i'm telling my dad yeah [Applause] okay wait how do you slow down [Laughter] oh charlie you kill me every single time what do you want dude you're watching charlotte i got beat up at the park and some bullies told me i got it wait what yeah dad i got beat up no no no no son of mine gets beat up i ain't raised no ow dad why'd you hit me stop in the [ __ ] up you don't go on a playground and get bullied by a little bitty punk you're just gonna let somebody take your stuff i'm junior i'm a little weak punk but dad what am i supposed to do about it you're supposed to get revenge on them look i'ma show you come with me i'ma show you how to get revenge you don't let nobody take your stuff choo choo all right where's this little punk junior he's right there daddy's playing with my golden thomas please get it back oh i see him watch y'all i'm gonna show you how man handles this uh little uh you stole my son's thomas uh yeah so what i have a problem with it you don't just bully my son what are you gonna do about it cry you know what i just might give it back please give it back what please i don't want to talk about it but you got beat up dad look don't remind me look he was bigger than me he probably on steroids or something but but you said you were going to show me how to treat a bully junior he's a bullet with a face yeah but i mean you said he's a bullet he could be flying look look i'm gonna call the police because i know there's flying bullets around here he needs to be arrested damn it oh okay call the cops yeah i'ma call the cops choo choo uh hey there i i've been getting some reports that you've been beating up some people stopped you keep doing them well they are tough but you're a police officer why didn't you arrest the pump arrest them yeah i'd like to arrest them but you see them like a bullet with a face whatever mr mister i really want my golden thomas back help me get it back you're a police officer i don't think you're getting it back kid not not unless you knew like some kind of karate or something karate what's karate it's like self-defense yeah it's like self-defense you know you fling around and stuff and i want to learn karate so i can beat him up how do i learn karate well you get it you got to find like a karate instructor or something you know where we find one of those oh no it's like one of those asian guys or something okay i am jackie chu and i'll be your karate instructor for today i'm a third level degree black belt i'm a ninja and a sensei master whoa dad that's really cool yeah he's a sensei i will teach you how to break someone's arm whoa and how to kill somebody with your fingertip just the fingertips just the fingertips but only it's self-defense wait what self-defense what does that mean dad i mean like they have to hit you first in order for you to hit them well i mean i guess that's good because the bully hits me first so okay um i think i can do it i think i could beat someone up wait can you teach me how to break somebody's neck first no dumb one no only in events crass oh come on i think i can beat someone up let's see look at my moves well show me what you got two get in here yes barbara tell them how you have two college degree at the age of five i have two colleges to agree at the age of five see you not oh you're used to that always have to do with karate everything everything young one you got a lot to learn all right two it's far do it okay okay so what do i do what oh whoa jesus who kicked your ass that was a nice egg well you weren't really bad homework no what did this summer vacation for her yes yes far oh ow he broke my nose you have rot to run young one rot to run all right non rack belts first task in today's assignment is to break wood with bare hand wait that's the first assignment like we don't have to stretch or anything there's no time to stretch when bully come to playground to kick ass yeah he does have a point junior okay so you have to come up here and break wood to obtain the railroad belt what the what the railroad belt the railroad belt i thought he said no railroad belt railroad belch railroad yellow i think he's saying yellow oh i thought it was railroading okay i want a yellow belt i'm getting i'm getting tired of the water try to break wood and then you must break wind okay i won't break the wood all right watch this come on junior you can do it i got it ow oh you talked oh julie you're so weak that hurts so bad oh my god you're disgraced to the family that hurts really bad dad move out of the dumb [ __ ] must try watch me i'ma break this easily come on make me like mike make me like mine oh you done too god damn it oh this can't be wood it must be steel or something it can't be wood no i got it from home depot it would no no i want to see you break it then okay oh that was made of steel you are a robot please teach me how to do it oh calm down young non-black belt calm down you have much learning to do i'll do all the learning you want me to do dad he broke it with his bare hands look i don't have time for your you're earning okay i i'm gonna go back to my room and watch tv because you hurt my hair well dad don't quit we have one surrender to the gods of karani who please teach me how to do that i want to learn how to do that to that bully's face please slow down young non-black belt you have much learning to do so we must move on to bigger better things we return to wood okay come on all right do you have your chopsticks uh yeah i have my chopsticks are we eating something no i'm gonna teach you how to catch a fry with your chopsticks catch a fry with the chopsticks what do you mean the fry oh you mean the fly no what the fry oh you're talking about an actual french fry no i'm just joking but the fry oh there he is he killed my grandfather oh i feed you you actually caught him yes now you're trying what oh catch the frog i can't catch that fly oh you're about to catch him before he run away all you gotta do get him get him i can go run away oh he disappeared what i'm sorry i tried to catch like i don't know how to use these things oh da you're so dumb what but the first thing you must learn before you try catching fry with chopstick is you must make obnoxious noise what obnoxious noise like you try oh okay no not obnoxious enough oh yeah you are running you are earning young one okay so what's next q montage sensei break the wood ow okay block my punches [Music] i'm trying to catch it you talk [Music] uh [Music] oh good [Music] smells the egg roll you got this [Music] you cut the fry i got it you can't destroy you you massa now [Music] you are ready master ninja [Music] choo choo i'm still at the park remember me oh yeah i beat you up yesterday not that hard to remember well that's not gonna happen two days in a row i don't think that thomas belongs to you well it's my now well how about you just hand it over and no one will get hurt or what you're gonna cry again choke your [ __ ] no like guys seriously that's how you say not this time in chinese like google translate it like i'm not even kidding right now like like open up a new tab and type in uh not this time and mandarin chinese and that's how you say it is choke the [ __ ] anyway not this time [Music] he's right [Applause] what the [ __ ] is wrong with you you're a [ __ ] psychopath man take your time take your goddamn time see that thomas i'm a black belt now and no one's gonna mess with me stupid bully he learned his lesson didn't he thomas man it's cool being a black belt so the lesson here is it doesn't matter about karate just use [Music] weapons you

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Length: 12min 12sec (732 seconds)

Published: Wed May 12 2021