SML Movie: Brooklyn Guy The Rapper!

oh man i'm so sick oh marvin you sound terrible because i'm sick ring ring ring ring jeffy what are you doing ring ring ring ring marvin i think you should answer it ring ring ring ring jeffy i don't have time for your games i'm sick ring ring ring ring hello i'm a disney world monorail please stand clear of the door por favor montenegro de las puertas jeffy get out of here i'm sick marvin do you want me to call a doctor no i'll get better i just need some rest hey daddy what about jeffy what's your throat chicken look at me catchy chicken nugget in your mouth what no no jeffy stop throwing chicken nuggets i'm not gonna stop until you catch one in your mouth okay fine i'll try oh my god he's choking i'll call it doctor ring ring ring ring ring ring oh good jeffy get out of here look gonna kill dave maybe i should call a real doctor on a real phone yeah just go call a doctor hey there's somebody call a doctor and his sexy assistant yeah what's he doing here well my brother jonathan applied for an internship at the hospital so he's coming with me today to observe ooh can i talk your name be dr pepper get it dr pepper like this soda yeah i get it can you imagine just your pepper pasting jack or pepper yeah like yeah i get it can you imagine yeah i know i get it anyway so what seems to be the problem well i can't stop coughing oh look chicken nuggets oh these look good do you have any sauce for these like some honey mustard i like barbecue sauce no i don't have any sauce i'm sick can you help me oh yeah you're right i probably shouldn't eat these because you're sick i don't want to get sick oh although i am already around you so i'll probably get sick anyway so i guess i could just take a little nib on i use a cold can i just microwave these real quick no can you take care of me please okay fine what's up yeah uh uh looking guy i am the doctor and in turn i will do the diagnosis we gotta check his pulse first that's not my pulse oh he's freaked up he is bricks up no i'm not good to know let me get your rest your pulse i can't find his pulse he's dying get down we have to do surgery give me a scalpel jonathan i'm not cutting him open he's going to die he should die let's jonathan move jonathan get back just let me do this i don't want to use my first paycheck okay tell him to go away yeah okay it's it's fine look i think you probably just have a cold a cold it's a cold so just take a tylenol and stop eating so many chicken nuggets it's bad for your cholesterol okay all right jonathan let's get back to the hospital here booking guy how did you go my first patient it was fine just try to be more professional next time what you didn't like my giant peppa joke i forgot how funny that was it's really not that funny uh doctor guy there's a patient waiting for you in room four okay thanks denise hey janiece what if my name was dr pepper it's really not it's not that funny oh doctor guy you're just jealous because you didn't think of it first he didn't think of it first either the soda thought of it first denise don't you have all the patience you should be getting to all right all right i'm going jesus hey becky did you hear the joke don't tell becky the new intern said what if his name was dr pippa really becky jonathan jonathan let's just go to room four come on doctor this man just came in he was hit by a semi truck he's not breathing oh my god we need to operate quick get the tools oh i'm sorry are you talking to me yeah jonathan get the tools say my real name my document name jesus dr pepper he's gonna die are you kidding me you can't laugh at a time like this well it's gonna get cruise at a time cause i'm like yoda this is hell i am in hell dr pepper huh i don't know what's so funny i'm not laughing and then nothing's nothing nothing's funny there's nothing funny about the situation oh well you want to know what i think is funny you're getting sued for medical malpractice because you didn't resuscitate my client in a timely manner okay so what's the damage what are we looking at here we're suing you for ten million dollars ten million dollars i don't have ten million dollars well you better have it by tomorrow morning or else you're going to jail for medical malpractice and you're losing your medical license but i don't have a medical license i'm just an intern okay well we just upped the lawsuit to 20 million because dr pepper over here was practicing medicine without a medical license shut up jonathan and i swear to god if you laugh one more time we're taking it to 30 million jonathan you better not laugh don't don't don't you laugh i dare you to laugh all right 30 million wins i'll see you in tour come on let's go let's go what are we gonna do jonathan i don't know jonathan we're being sued for 30 million dollars because of your stupid dr pepper joke i will admit that joke is getting kind of old it started old you always don't be a giant joshua peppa jonathan jonathan jonathan jonathan if we don't pay them 30 million dollars we're going to jail yeah i can't go to jail the guys in there will take advantage of me well actually i'd probably be a job okay jonathan these are problems i don't even want to have okay we need to come up with that money how are we going to do it what have we got a limited edition first edition unopened spider-man comic okay do you know where we would get that nobody would give us such a good excuse to go thrift shopping jonathan we don't have time to go antiquing give me a different idea okay okay what if we contacted the creators of fortnite and got them to make us playable characters we could even get our own dance why the hell would they put us in the game nobody even knows who we are you're right they wouldn't ever make me a playable character my wiener's too big you'll have to make it into a pickaxe jonathan these are bad ideas i need realistic ideas what if we made a hit song but we can't sing i can did you know that your brother is gifted yeah i knew you were gifted but not in singing twinkle twinkle little star how i wonder what you are jonathan nobody is going to pay 30 million dollars to hear twinkle twinkle little star well fine well maybe maybe maybe you could make a rat song i'm not a rapper jonathan well you could be what would i even rap about i don't exactly have hoes you could rap about your life i mean i guess i do have a lot of jobs i could add rapper to the list yeah here you go you go get them champ okay i'm gonna go try to make a rap song i should go help them i got many jobs i'm a cop i'm a doctor i'm a pilot don't believe me i can fly a helicopter i got many jobs i'm a firefighter i'm a chef i'm a lawyer you're about to get served i got many jobs i'm a mailman i'm a plumber i unclog your mother's pipes and i did not disappoint her i got many jobs i'm a teacher i'm a dentist i can fix any blemish ain't no job that i can't finish someone call a burn specialist from all this fire that i'm spitting it's burning my lips i'm a jack of all trade i can give you some tips i'm an ob gyn smell my fingertips yeah my fingertips p.u smells just like fish sticks hell yeah my fingertips i'm an ob gyn smell my fingertips can i get a whiff no come on brooklyn guy just give me a sniff no jonathan go jump off a cliff come on freaking guy don't get in a kiss no jonathan get out of my song i will once your wife gives me her song jonathan leave bye so long just give me one verse what could go wrong okay i'm jonathan but just call me daddy i can pull up to the spot just send me as your addie don't bother me if you are a fatty i'll only show up if you are a baddie i would be searching say probably won't fit you come to my basement don't mind the tissues you can meet my mom i got mommy issues just don't pitch your offer else he will hit you who wants to play some everquest you should see my gaming setup you'll be impressed you'll be so turned on you might get undressed cardiac arrest when i see oppressor [Music] i don't want mom to see this oh why it was so good you know it felt really cool when we were recording it but now listening to it i get really hung up on the part about people smelling my fingers okay what's your best point though yeah smell my fingers yeah i don't think we should release this oh let's release it wait you what oh hold on no he's calling hey yo hey jonathan did my baby boys make a music video about smelling fingers yeah you saw it i shook did i'm so proud of my baby boy thank you so much to me bye she's proud of us i i don't know why wha who is that oh i bet it's our fans we don't have fans hello hey there what you said we had till tomorrow oh calm down calm down piss pants here heard your song about smelling fingers and he liked it so much that he decided not to sue you for the 30 million dollars as long as you guys gave him the rights to the song deal shut up no it's not he can have the song it's his all right great come on piss pants looking guy why would you give away my song it's not even gonna be a hit jonathan nobody even cares about it let's just go back to work okay i can't believe you gave away our song jonathan we're not being sued anymore we have our lives back that's more important it was a matthew p it was not a masterpiece have you boys heard this new song doctor i'm a pilot pokemon guy i think she's listening to my film no no no way wait how'd you even find that song it's number one on the billboard charts it sold over a hundred million copies i told you let's get back to the studio i got many jobs i'm a cop i'm a doctor i'm a pilot don't believe me i can fly a helicopter i got many jobs i'm a firefighter i'm a chef i'm a lawyer you're about to get served

Channel: SML

Views: 7,842,078

Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, brooklyn guy, rapper, brooklyn guy the rapper, rap, song, music, parody, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, joke, adventure, marvin, puppet, puppets, show, logan, jonathan

Id: v8oScdaXfDQ

Length: 10min 55sec (655 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 30 2021