SML Movie: Junior's Planet!

so guys what do you want to do today i don't know dude i'm bored well i do have 500 and i don't know what to spend it on you don't know what to spend it on on playstation 5. yeah they're out right now dude yeah you can play spider-man explore a new world you have to get a playstation 5 right now cody i don't know i was thinking about buying a new telescope ah what was that for junior a telescope a freaking telescope oh my god he's oozing nerd right now you're the biggest fattest ugliest nerd i've ever seen if you buy a telescope with that money but i get i could explore new worlds with my telescope what are you gonna say with a dumb telescope well i could look at planets like i could look at uranus and then i could get the telescope cody if you get a playstation 5 i can play it joseph i can play it i can play it some more i could play it i could play it again it just sounds like you want me to get a ps5 so you can play it well of course but we would all play it especially me and i know santa claus will get me one for christmas but i don't want to wait that long i don't want elf juice all over my playstation 5. so just go buy it please but junior if i get a telescope we can all look through it and what are we going to say your big mom's fat hairy butt i don't want to let your big mom's hairy butt you cody like like she can stand on the other side of the country and i can see with my naked eye how fat she is because she's so fat like she's fat right joseph yeah dude that was a good burn fat mom cody okay guys i think you've helped me make my decision on what i'm gonna buy oh he's gonna buy these he's totally gonna get the playstation he's gonna get the points all right guys i'm back isn't it cool guys how did you get the playstation 5 box oh well the guy that sold me the telescope used the money to buy a ps5 and then he let me use the box to carry the telescope can we be friends with him instead please come on guys the telescope is so cool no no it's not i mean look at that that's carbon fiber joseph how do we kill him dude um bury him in your backyard and then get a pool made on top of them that way the police can never dig them up hey cody did you hear my dad's getting a pool installed in my backyard oh that that that's cool i mean i can't swim but that could be fun you guys want to come outside and play with my telescope cody why would you buy a telescope and not a playstation 5. because the playstation 5 just didn't really sound that cool to me it didn't sound cool fun didn't sound cool to you video games didn't sound cool to you having a better life than have owning a telescope didn't sound cool to you owning a telescope just seemed cooler what would you what do you think galileo would do if he had 500 and he could buy a telescope or a playstation he probably would buy a telescope well then galileo's lame just like you guys are you gonna come outside and look at stars with me or not i guess we have nothing better to do unless we want to look at the playstation box it better be cooler than the playstation look at the playstation box looks cooler so far all right guys are you ready to look at stars oh cool oh look at that oh boring this is so boring we could be playing a playstation right now i know dude guys look i can see a ryan's belt and then under that i can see a ryan's dog ryan was packing hey guys what doing oh hey jeffy we're just playing with a telescope what are you doing i'm picking my nose see this awesome booger i just got oh that's a big booger all right does anyone else want to take a look uh yeah i'll look i guess this is so boring all i see is stars cody what planet is green green i don't think any of them are green i'm looking at a green planet right now really let me see oh my god what is that oh dude i want to see dude it is green is it a planet wait guys did we just discover a new planet we no i discovered a new planet i'm the one that saw it first but it's my telescope we wouldn't have even seen it if i hadn't gotten the telescope but i saw it first so i just discovered a green planet oh okay okay calm down let's call nasa and they'll tell us if it even is a new planet yeah let's go call nasa hey there you call nasa oh you guys got a ps5 sweet no it's just the box why what happened he had 500 to buy a ps5 but he bought a telescope instead oh nerd i worked for nasa and i wouldn't have bought a telescope right but anyway i was using this dumb stupid telescope and i discovered a new planet there's no way we've been looking for years we know there's no new planets in our solar system but we actually found a new planet though no i found the new planet not we with my telescope but i saw it with my eyes i don't even know why you bought a telescope you have two telescopes on your face okay okay okay let's just go outside and look at this new planet yeah come on look i'll show you all right so if you just look inside there you'll see a green planet okay huh what wait a minute what is that well well it's round and it's green so that looks like a new planet to me so i discovered a new planet oh my god i think you boys actually might have discovered a new planet i discovered a new planet i gotta go alert the news well told it was me i discovered it [Music] breaking news okay three young boys have discovered a new planet in our solar system more on the story as it develops three boys i'm a man i'm not much of one but i am one no not three one one kid discovered it and i was the kid that discovered it hey guys i'm the guy in the group project that gets an a for doing nothing yeah why they acknowledge joseph he didn't do anything junior you just have to accept that you didn't discover it i did discover i saw it with my eye you were eyebagging your telescope for 30 minutes and you didn't see it until i left the telescope and i saw the planet myself well you saw it with my telescope that i bought well i would have saw it even if i didn't use your stupid telescope really you could see it without a telescope yeah if i would have just looked up and saw it i would have saw it well then why haven't you seen it before because i've never looked up you've never looked up ever nope i've never looked up so you've never seen the moon what's that junior what there's someone at the door hold on uh hello hey there i need to talk to you kids oh yeah sure come on inside hey there kids so what's up the international space station that's what's up because it's up in space that's that's a little nasty joke for you you wouldn't get it you got to be a part of nasa to understand anyway i brought you guys this certificate so you can name your new planet because you all discovered a new planet no i discovered a new planet junior he said we we all did but i saw it first with my eyeball well you saw it on my telescope well you see that's actually the weird thing is that we can't actually find the new planet on any other telescopes but yours you hear that junior we can only find it on my telescope but i'm the one who saw it with my eyeball so maybe i made it appear with my eyeball but we found it with my telescope and that's the only one oh let me ask him hey nasa guy so listen i saw the planet first with my eyeball he bought the telescope but i saw the planet first so who owns the planet [Music] i don't care i really don't care i just need you guys to fill this out name your new planet and then name who the owner is i'll be by later to pick up the paper so what am i going to name the new planet no junior i'm naming the planet no i'm naming it because i discovered it what would you even name it cody i would name it planet hunkylon and all of the hunkiest guys in the galaxy would get to live there that's so lame cody well what would you name it i would name it guacamole guacamole you can't name a planet guacamole it's already a food but the plant is green like guacamole and then at dinner parties people would be like can you pass me the guacamole and they're like yeah hold on oh it's all the way in space i have to go get it you want to name an entire planet guacamole just so people can make jokes at dinner parties yeah and the kids would be like dad where's guacamole from oh it's from the planet guacamole i agree with junior it is a good name thanks joseph okay okay how about we let joseph decide what me him he didn't do sh anything yeah exactly he's not involved so he doesn't have an opinion one way or the other we should let him decide what would you name the planet joseph oh if i could name it i would probably name it planet okay that sucks joseph can't name the planet yeah that's so lame so you just let me name it no no i think we should flip a coin for it all right um i'm gonna call heads okay tails tails tails no you call tails in the air no no it sailed and i called it uh in the air so that means i win because i said tails last you should have said tails before it landed okay you know what junior screw it i don't even care anymore you can name the planet i don't care yes planet guacamole here i come i want my booger back [Music] there i named it planet guacamole it's so stupid hey there you named the planet yeah i named it guacamole oh i get it because it's green yeah wait you know you're balding on the back your head right yeah i know just give me the thing all right here you go go make it official thanks so what do we do now that you have your own planet junior go visit it whoa dude let's do it we can't just go visit it junior why because we don't have a rocket ship to get there oh we do cody oh yes we do what all right cody bam there's the rocket ship junior that's not a rocket ship it's a firework no it's a rocket it's gonna shoot up in space no it's gonna go in the air and explode because it's a firework well i'm gonna put it on the non-explode mode what junior if you want to see a rocket explode come over to my house tonight so who's the first person that wants to go to guacamole dude why don't you go it's your planet well i would love to but i'm not selfish yes you are joseph why don't you go what me dude go to your planet yeah you could be the first person on guacamole dude i am so honored i didn't think i would ever be anything in life well now you are you will be the first person you can look at the history books and they will say joseph his friend from school is the first person to land on guacamole my picture in the history books your face plastered all over times square the first kid on guacamole dude i'll do it okay i'll strap you to the firework i'm gonna shoot you off okay all right joseph you're about to be the first person on guacamole you're a brave astronaut what are you gonna do when you get there get my chips in it dude this is gonna be the best thing ever i'm gonna tell my kids about this he's not gonna be able to tell his kids because he's gonna die whoa hey wait watch your mouth why would you wish that upon him yeah why would you do that dude i'm not wishing it i'm just saying that's what's gonna happen what do you think would happen if they would have told nemo if he touched the butt that they would take him he they did tell him that and he did it anyway and look what happened you're not making any sense just get out of here just get out of here all right joseph i'm going to light you cody go go just let him slit he's going to die and he's dead look did he make it no he didn't make it yeah he made like a landing style go come on come on all right cody let's see if joseph's on guacamole he's not because he died cody what guacamole's missing what do you mean look junior where'd it go i don't know do you think we blew up guacamole with our firework no junior it's a firework there's no way it could have gone high enough oh do you think aliens destroy guacamole i don't know junior let's just call nasa let's call that hey guys what's up the stars i don't get it well anyway my planet's missing really yeah we were trying to send my friend to my new planet on a firework and and we think that we might have accidentally blown up my planet with a firework or aliens destroyed it but show me look look look oh my god it's missing yeah i know what do you think happened to it i don't know did you move the telescope no we didn't move it do you think aliens destroyed the planet those dang aliens i gotta alert the news [Music] breaking news okay the newly discovered planet guacamole has been assumed to be destroyed by aliens the world has yet to decide the punishment for this act so kid what do you want to do your plan is going i want revenge on those stupid dumb ugly aliens because my friend joseph died a hero he died trying to go land on guacamole so i want revenge on the aliens and i want to nuke him i want you guys to send 100 nukes in every direction in space until we hit those aliens okay we don't really know where the aliens are they said that's why i want you to shoot nukes everywhere make the biggest nuke in the world and nuke all of our space okay i'm gonna have to confess something here uh it was a booger what you're playing it it was a booger a booger yeah it was a bugger on the lens of the telescope it was not a planet what are you talking about now i'm saying that somebody picked their nose and wiped it on your telescope and you thought it was a planet but it was just a booger how long did you know this oh i knew as soon as i saw it but you know i thought you know it'd be funny to just kind of play along and you know you thought you made some kind of big scientific discovery so i thought it'd be kind of funny to tell you you discovered a planet but then then you strapped your friend to a rocket and he's dead now so now i'm kind of worried about the repercussions that might have for me in my career so i'm telling you this because i think we should all just pretend this never happened and then just tell everyone that aliens did it okay now you think about it joseph didn't even really need to go on a rocket he had just flown up because he had wings [Music]

Channel: SML

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Id: 3j9S0ZVfHeE

Length: 12min 43sec (763 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 05 2020