SML Movie: Couch The Rapper!

hey Daddy wanna have a tickle fight no Jeffy I don't want to have a tickle fight Marvin did you just poop I hate that word it's not poop Mommy it's Farm yes I farted Jeffy was tickling me and it slipped out Marvin that's gross hey Daddy I bet I can fart louder and you can nobody wants to hear that joke [Music] let's talk oh I got a mouth of course I can talk he farted in my face Jeffy is this a prank are you controlling the couch how would I be able to do that Daddy I'm not even touching the couch Morgan how is this happening I I don't know uh Mr couch hey stop poking me man wait how long can you talk for I could talk this whole time until you started farting in my face pissing me off okay that is it I'm calling a handyman or the cops or someone that can like get an exorcism on the couch an exorcist yeah I'm calling that oh man where's the handyman at I just called him foreign oh hey will you just walk into my house yeah I didn't know we were doing a door scene usually I just come right up to the couch and say hey there somebody call a you know whatever job I'm doing that day so can you just kind of go back up there so I can do my thing you're kind of throwing me off yep sorry okay hey there somebody call a handyman yes I need you to fix our couch okay what's wrong with it our couch keep s keeps talking to us yelled at me but your couch is yelling at you yeah I farted on it it yelled at me are you on something because you guys sound like you're tripping balls no no it really happened didn't it baby yes it happened yeah I farted and the couch got really mad can I have some of whatever you're on because it seems pretty good no no no no I talked to the couch I promise I'll talk back uh hey Mr couch what's your name talk back Marvin maybe if you fart on it again oh yeah yeah okay let's all fart on the couch don't get mad all right you guys start farting I'm Gonna Leave No No that's how you make the couch mad you fart on yeah that's how you make me mad too just one little fart I promise the couch will start screaming at me all right go for it [Music] yeah I'm really glad I could be here for that all right I'm leaving whatever don't leave come on but um hey the couch is back yeah freaking weirdos hey hey as soon as you left the couch just taught me the couch just talked again he asked for the TV like they get to come there and see really are you just gonna fart on the couch again and make me watch seriously he's talking come on come on come on my little CeCe right here yeah that's a couch no the couch just talked it one to watch TV the couch wanted to watch TV he just talked yeah he said turn the TV on you know I'm really starting to get worried about you guys now I'm not making this up look maybe the couch just doesn't want to talk around you oh it's me the couch just doesn't like me well I don't know if I should be offended or not maybe you should pretend yeah if you pretend to leave the couch will think you're gone it'll start talking again okay uh I'm leaving now but but don't actually leave the couch can feel you yeah yeah the couch can feel you so maybe he can feel the weight and maybe you should stand over there oh okay that's it I know you guys are on something and I'm actually leaving now you hear that couch I'm really leaving Bob wait a minute please don't leave Murphy we are crazy we heard the couch talk man why y'all trying to get me in trouble I hate a snitch the couch the couch hates snitches I'm getting the hell out of here hey don't go go the couch is talking again he called me a snitch your couch called you a snitch yeah yeah the couch is not wanting to know he's talking and I'm trying to tell you that he's talking so he called me a snitch he doesn't like snitches okay man I didn't want to say this in front of your kid but you and your wife need some serious help okay I I'm a cop I could arrest you for what you're doing but if I arrest you then your son goes into foster care and I don't want to put him through that okay so I just need you and your wife to clean yourself up get off of whatever you're taking I'm not taking anything I promise you the couch is talking he just doesn't want you to hear I'm talking look if you come up there right now I promise like let's just stand by the stairs you'll hear them talk okay okay man I I need you to get your life together okay can you do that for me I'm leaving now oh the guy left Marvin what are we gonna do wait why are you standing up we can't sit on the couch he talks you can sit on me sweet cheeks wait wait couch why do you keep talking to us but you won't talk about the handyman I'm shy you know how long it took for me to talk to you but like you know if you talk you could become famous really you get the whole world would go crazy a talking couch wait they'll actually like my song wait you wrote a song yeah I wrote a song it's kind of good you want to listen to it yeah yeah sure we'll listen to a song All right but don't laugh drop that beat haha you know who it is it's Sofa King AKA king of cakes hey girl I like that booty Come Away come over at the perfect place it was this girl trying to get lit she said she had nowhere to sit I said a word girl I got a place come over here and sit on my face pop a squat till you rock girl never get up I don't wanna see anything except for your butt don't be afraid girl use my face as a cushion everybody wants to sit [ __ ] don't get to pushing sit on my face sit on my face sit on my face know your place sit on my face sit on my face sit on my face know your place sit on my girl you got friends I can take up the three three different cushions one for each booty even if I had eyes I could not I see cause my vision's getting blocked from all this booty sniff girl wait what is that smell don't tell me you just ate Taco Bell get it off me girl you grossing as hell is there a boost thing is this hard to tell sit on my face sit on my face sit on my face get on my face get on my face you look at my face you're your place but just call me love see when you sit on me I swoop you off your feet and my face gets a snack I scream and drink or a tree hop up and down girl bounce to the beat down fool around go to town booty round I won't break girl you know that I'm built safe and sound that's a fact booty fat Make It Clap I won't snap it's a trap it's the end of my couch rap hey girl where you going look if you ever need a place to sit my face is right here ah so how was it it's a little inappropriate don't you think I'm a couch what else am I supposed to rap about titties yeah baby all he sees every day is booty okay I get it I liked it thanks a little pencil man hold up does my ears to see me or did I hear a hard ass rap song coming from this house well who are you how'd you get my house while I was walking around your neighborhood making sure all your cars was locked and I heard a hard ass rap song coming from this house who's singing that song it was the couch it was me wait wait you guys can talk yeah the couch can talk and rap oh my God we're gonna be billionaires a rapping couch the world gonna go crazy for it oh I'm gonna get a record deal I'm gonna sign it to a record deal right now wait you are really oh yeah let me get the pen and paper a record deal all right I got the contract right here all you got to do is sign and you'll be an official rapper wait how is he gonna sign he's a couch he doesn't have hands you right I never had a couch signed a contract before put the bed in my mouth yeah put the pen as well that's easy okay we can do it like that yeah put your John Hancock right there right yeah oh man what a nice signature now you're an official rapper congratulations yay where the hoes at oh the hoes are coming my boy and they're coming to sit all on your face I'm gonna go tell the news I can't believe our couch is a rapper [Music] breaking news okay there is a couch that's good at rapping Yes you heard that right an inanimate object something you can sit on has the number one song in the world right now the song is called Sit on My Face by Sofa King I personally listen to this song while my Cleaners clean my house naked everybody love me they love the music Marvin our couch is famous I know it's so weird oh my God you're so rich and famous yeah I know baby and I sit on my face Marvin who is that woman I'm not sure that is a woman it sounds like a man get her out of here uh listen sir or Madam uh you have to go no she don't that's my a woman she got some good couch listen couch it's my house and my rules and my wife doesn't want that thing in my house so she has to leave wow you don't want to support me okay okay then leave so start walking go I'm a couch I can't leave by myself I'm heavy as hell look Hira moving company to help me move oh okay I'll hire a movie coming so you can leave you'll never hear from me ever again and once I'm a billionaire I won't give you a single dollar come on couch we can work this out no we can't all you can do is lose change and remotes in me look and I had to slip your ass for years I have feelings too [ __ ] okay fine just just leave then I don't want to see you anymore either oh Marvin I don't want to sit on the floor well our couch ran away to be a rapper we literally have couches downstairs why don't we use those Marvin can we order a new couch yeah we could order a red couch like our old one and hopefully it doesn't want to wrap yeah let's do that okay I guess we just won't use the couches we already have wait when do we get an air hockey table okay we got our brand new red couch it looks the same Marvin yes but hopefully it doesn't start wrapping and leave us so no one fart because we fart that might make the couch angry okay it's nice and comfy Marvin yeah that's really nice all right so let's watch TV and try to forget about this day [Music] okay that knows how to rap was shot outside of rooms to go earlier today in a gang-related shooting the gang members are thought to be from Ashley Furniture when will this couch on couch Crime Stop oh my God Marvin poor couch the rapper I mean he kind of deserved it we were so nice to him for all those years he just bite that all right Jeffy I'll show pee in the cushions and poop so he didn't have a good life we have a new couch now so that old couch it's just in the past so look we have our new couch he doesn't wrap he doesn't bring women into the house all he does is just sit here he doesn't even talk hey there I'm couch you the couch I like to sing everybody sing along with me oh I'm happy couch happy couch happy cat happy count I'm happy count two years I've got lots of cushions and I'm really hoped and I have a happy couch hey I'm happy cat comes in on the face of a happy couch I got lots of cushions release something ah the happy cat foreign

Channel: SML

Views: 6,457,612

Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, entertainment, couch the rapper, jeffy the rapper, rap, music, song, couch, rapping, hilarious, amazing, beat, hip hop, marvin, rose, music video, brooklyn guy, puppet, puppets, show, guy, record deal, talking couch, logan, lance, adventure, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl

Id: 7Ys2GvXl3Co

Length: 10min 26sec (626 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 06 2022