SML Movie: Broken Up!

so guys what do you want to do today ooh let's go swimming in your pool i just want an excuse to take my clothes off and you guys yeah dude let's swim but i'm gonna keep my shirt on yeah keep my shirt on too oh come on guys you guys are lame let's see some belly button or any hole for that matter damn it come on ken oh man joseph i can't wait to go swimming oh yeah dude it's gonna be so much fun hey bruh wait who are you i'm brad with a big d hey do you mind if i go surfing in your pool well there's no waves in my pool yeah there are look at all those little ones okay i guess you can uh thanks bro that was weird right [Music] all right ken put some sunscreen on me you know i burned like a digiorno pizza that's been left in the oven for five minutes too long and make sure you get plenty between my butt cheeks i don't want a pale crack i can and i don't feel anything wet dripping on my back ken ken what are you doing ken what are you looking at what [Music] oh wow ken you're looking at him huh you think he's hot yeah well look at him look at him all you want because he's not even hunky he doesn't even have muscles like i do look at me ken look at me ten ten oh oh okay okay you want him so much then you can have him [Music] joseph we should play pool basketball oh yeah dude let's do it yeah guys i'm not swimming anymore what's wrong cody gets candace flirty with that hot new guy in the pool you mean brad with a big d oh god you've seen it my two-inch pincher can't compete with a big d let's go see what's wrong with cody again calm down cody no why is ken looking at other guys am i not hot enough for him no but i have a six-pack dude your face looks like a pizza yeah there's pepperonis all over your face well okay i know my face isn't that hot but the rest of me is hot i'm hotter than brad well brad's face looks better no brad's ugly i wouldn't kiss him if he was the last man on earth okay well maybe i would maybe maybe i would kiss him if he like cornered me alone in a room actually maybe i'd approach him and kiss him no god he's a stunt see look if you think brad's hot why are you mad at ken for thinking he's hot well you know don't stare at him like that you know don't break your neck his his head was turned so far to the right i thought his head was gonna fall off what ken hey i don't really appreciate you throwing your doll at me like that well he was basically throwing himself at you anyway thanks for letting me use your pool junior bye brad bye brad geez why is everyone sucking him off so much he's not that great i mean i know his hair is fantastic and his tan is really hot and he has beautiful blue eyes ken what do you have to say for yourself huh what'd you do when i left huh you you guys do the hokey pokey huh turn yourself around [ __ ] what cody how about we play a board game so you can stop arguing with ken okay yeah okay guys i have two board games we can play we can play gobble monster that's what ken was being with brad's nuts a little gobble monster or we can play rattlesnake jake yeah ken was playing with brad's rattlesnake his wiener can we just play gobble monster hey look at me who am i oh it's brad's nuts i'm a little gobble monster dude you're gonna ruin the game yeah cody are you gonna play yeah i'll play ken can just sit here and watch since he likes to watch so much like he was watching brad in the pool under the waterfall in slow motion cody we don't want to hear you and ken argue yeah yeah yeah yeah hear that ken they don't want to hear you argue so get out of here damn dude you're gonna break your doll nah don't worry about him he's pretty durable i've done worse all right guys let's play gobble monster ken's a little gobble monster for nuts we get it [ __ ] god okay guys let's play how do you play well you pull his tongue out you put the toys on his tongue wait pull his tongue out jesus h christ i like this yeah and then we press this button and now every time you touch the tongue it makes that noise so if we put the toys on his tongue and we try to grab it you have to grab all the toys before his tongue sucks back in his mouth i think i see where this is going i like this thing hey could you guys give me a minute alone with this well cody no we won't play the game yeah i don't know man i think i have a different game in mind well we want to play the game so leave cody yeah i guess you guys are right i should probably go check on ken i feel bad for arguing with him this kind of made me think of him all right let's play before he gets back yes finally dude ken can i'm sorry i threw you i just want to talk and apologize ken ken what are you doing here with all these dudes is that buzz lightyear oh hell no first you're looking at brad and now you're cuddled up with all these dudes and buzz lightyear oh i get it buzz lightyear's enough for you you don't want me anymore okay fine that's it we're done your turn dude okay i'm gonna go for this piece [Applause] what's wrong cody me and ken broke up he cheated on me with buzz lightyear buzz lightyear to infinity and beyond i hate him oh cheer up cody cheer up how would you feel if your boyfriend cheated on you with buzz lightyear well i'm not gay i'm gonna go home and cry i'll never be happy ever again so uh are we gonna finish this game yeah let's play again all right all right joseph it's your turn to grab a nugget okay dude oh that was close all right my turn oh you cheated dude you just pushed it off [ __ ] see you cheated it was supposed to jump on you oh that scared me oh we haven't heard from cody in a long time i wonder what he's doing dude let's go check on him i hope cody's home hello hey is cody here i don't know who's at the door baby they want to see cody oh shamu the beach whale yeah he washed up earlier today yeah you want to see the behemoth i thought i was already looking at a behemoth oh no i'm big but cody oh good grief that's a big [ __ ] yeah huge you gotta pay to see that yeah your boys can come in but be careful do you have any food on you he can smell it a mile away no i don't have any food okay you boys can come in but just watch out right kids there he is mom can you give me some more chunky monkey ice cream jesus yeah he's in his natural habitat being a fat ass big get up boy you got customers junior is that you cody hey hey you want to feed them five dollars you get to feed them all the oreos you want i want to feed them here you go oh thank you thank you all right here you go hey no biting you gonna run away to customers what that's not worth it cody why are you so fat well if your boyfriend cheats on you what's the point in staying honky why are you in your underwear oh none of my clothes fit anymore hey do you guys know how good chunky monkey ice cream is i mean it is like the best [ __ ] ice cream i've ever had i mean chocolate fudge brownies pretty good but oh god chunkly monkey well cody we really want to hang out with you yeah i'll roll my way over to your place at some point okay we'll see you later cody another happy customer all right boy get ready for the next family come one come on let's see the fattest boy on planet earth he won't bite come on dude i want a rematch you cheated i didn't cheat joseph you suck at the game get good cheating you mean like ken did to me oh hey cody don't you mean roundy cause he's big and round and a fat that's a lame joseph dude i tried hey you guys have room on the couch for me and my ice cream i mean not the ice cream should probably get get rid of that i can't just get rid of this why well because it's chunky monkey junior chunky monkey's just so sucking delicious oh you don't know you don't even understand if you had a lick of my chunky monkey you would understand and then maybe you could try my ice cream i don't like how fat you are cody yes very ugly yeah you're really fat hard to look at you okay well like i do still have feelings well no guy's gonna want you being that fat oh yeah well how about i introduce you guys to my new boyfriend minecraft steve what minecraft steve yeah he can punch down trees with his bare hands it's badass everything about him is blocky and i mean everything it's actually kind of a problem because he has a lot of hard corners but you know my bung hole is square shaped now so like you really like him oh yeah i think you could say things are getting pretty serious he built us a cabin in the woods and then some creepers blew it up but that's just life you know isn't that right steve well as long as you're happy cody oh yeah i'm happy i'm really happy i hate minecraft steve all he ever does is punch dirt and collect rocks he's so lame well why don't you just take ken back i can't take ken back he cheated on me with buzz lightyear well did you ever physically see him cheat well no but he was looking at other guys and then i found him with a whole bunch of other guys in buzz lightyear well don't you always hang out with other dudes yeah so like that's what's the difference you're just being mad for no reason oh okay but even if i did want to get back with ken he wouldn't take me if i look like this just lose the weight stop eating chunky monkey junior i can't stop eating chunky monkey it's so god damn [ __ ] delicious oh but no i can't do that i mean look i can't just drop the weight it's not like i can just have a montage and lose all the weight suddenly oh wait this is youtube i can do exactly that okay [Music] uh [Music] all right joseph it's your turn okay i'll do it but dude you cheated you must have set it up oh no you just suck at the game no i don't hey guys i'm back whoa cody you're ripped yeah it didn't even take long well you want some more chunky monkey ugh chunky monkey no i can't this monkey is no longer chunky i'm hunky monkey now so what are you gonna do now cody i'm gonna get my boyfriend back ken i want you back and i'm willing to fight all these guys to do it so come on one at a time let's see what you got oh buzz lightyear huh well you're not even a flying toy oh you're an astronaut well this is one small step for man and one giant foot in your ass oh woody you've got a friend in me but you've also got a foot in your ass oh the green goblin don't tell harry about the foot in your ass oh superman my mom's name's martha too just kidding flatten your ass come on ken let's get out of here hey guys me and ken worked it out we decided we can look at other guys but if we decide to add a third guy to this gumbo we both have to approve them so what are you guys doing we're playing rattlesnake jake that looks fun uh your turn joseph okay dude my turn stop wiping it off dude you're not even picking it up my piece went over there your turn god i'm over this game i'm gonna borrow this i'm gonna bend over in front of it come on ken [Music]

Channel: SML

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Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, broken, broken up, cody and ken break up, break up, entertainment, logan, junior, joseph, cody, board games, brad, hilarious, joke, show, laugh, puppet, puppets, friends, friend, fat cody, fat, ice cream

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Length: 11min 4sec (664 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 11 2022