SML Movie: Broken Up [2024]

so guys what do you want to do today o let's go swimming in your pool I just want an excuse to take my clothes off around you guys yeah dude let's swim but I'm going to keep my shirt on yeah I'm keep my shirt on too oh come on guys you guys are lame let's see some belly button or any hole for that matter damn it come on Ken oh man Joseph I can't wait to go swimming oh yeah dude it's going to be so much fun hey bro wait who are you I'm Brad with a big D hey do you mind if I go suring in your pool well there's no waves in my pool yeah there are look at all those little ones okay I guess you can all thanks bro that was weird right all right Ken put some sunscreen on me you know I burn like a Douro pizza that's been left in the oven for 5 minutes too long and make sure you get plenty between my butt cheeks I don't want a pale crack can Ken Ken I don't feel anything wet dripping on my back K Ken Ken what are you doing K Ken what are you looking at what [Music] the oh wow Ken you're looking at him huh you think he's hot yeah well look at him look at him all you want cuz he's not even hunky he doesn't even have muscles like I do look at me Ken look at me Ken Ken oh okay okay you want him so much then you can have [Music] him Joseph we should play pool basketball oh yeah dude let's do it yeah guys I'm not swimming anymore what's wrong Cody cuz K is flirting with that hot new guy in the pool you mean Brad with a big D oh God you've seen it my 2-in pincher can't compete with a big D let's go see what's wrong with Cody oh again calm down Cody no why is Ken looking at other guys am I not hot enough for him no but I have a six-pack dude your face looks like a pizza yeah there's pepperonis all over your face well okay I know my face isn't that hot but the rest of me is hot I'm hotter than Brad well Brad's face looks better no Brad's ugly I wouldn't kiss him if he was the last man on Earth okay well maybe I would maybe maybe I would kiss him if he like cornered me alone in a room actually maybe I'd approach him and kiss him oh god he's a stud muffin see look if you think Brad's hot why are you mad at Ken for thinking he's hot well you know don't stare at him like that you know don't break your neck his his head was turned so far to the right I thought his head was going to fall off what Ken hey I don't really appreciate you throwing your doll at me like that well he was basically throwing himself at you anyway thanks for let me use your pool Junior bye Brad bye Brad geez why is everyone sucking him off so much he's not that great I mean I know his hair is fantastic and his tan is really hot and he has beautiful blue eyes Ken what do you have to say for yourself huh what' you do when I left huh you you guys do the hokey pokei huh turn yourself around [ __ ] what Cody how about we play a board game so you can stop arguing with Ken okay yeah okay guys I have two board games we can play we can play gobble monster that's what Ken was being with Brad's nuts a little gobble monster or we can play Rattlesnake Jake yeah Ken was playing with Brad's rattlesnake his wiener can we just play gobble monster hey look at me who am I oh it's Brad's nuts I'm a little gobble monster dude you're going to ruin the game yeah Cody are you going to play yeah I'll play Ken can just sit here and watch since he likes to watch so much like he was watching Brad in the pool under the waterfall in slow motion Cody we don't want to hear you and Ken argue yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah hear that Ken they don't want to hear you argue so get out of here damn dude you're going to break your doll nah don't worry about him he's pretty durable I've done worse all right guys let's play gobble monster Ken's a little gobble monster for nuts we get it [ __ ] God okay guys let's play how do you play well you pull his tongue out and you put the toys on his tongue wait pull his tongue out wa Jesus H Christ I like this yeah and then we press his button and now every time you touch the tongue it makes that noise so if we put the toys on his tongue and we try to grab it you have to grab all the toys before his tongue sucks back in his mouth I think I see where this is going I like this thing hey could you guys give me a minute alone with this but Cody no we want to play the game yeah I I don't know man I think I have a different game in mind well we want to play the game so leave Cody yeah I guess you guys are right I should probably go check on Ken I feel bad for arguing with him this kind of made me think of him all right let's play before he gets back yes finally dude Ken Ken I'm sorry I threw you I just want to talk and apologize Ken Ken what are you doing here with all these dudes is that Buzz Lightyear oh hell no first you're looking at Brad and now you're cuddled up with all these dudes in Buzz Lightyear oh I get it Buzz Lightyear is enough for you you don't want want me anymore okay fine that's it we're done your turn dude okay I'm going to go for this [Applause] piece what's wrong Cody me and Ken broke up he cheated on me with Buzz Light you Buzz Lightyear to infinity and beyond I hate him well cheer up Cody cheer up how would you feel if your boyfriend cheated on you with Buzz Light Years well I'm not gay I'm going to go home and cry I'll never be happy ever again so uh are we going to finish this game yeah let's play again all right all right Joseph it's your turn to grab a nugget okay dude oh that was close my turn oh you cheated dude you just pushed it off F see you cheated it was It was supposed to jump on you oh that scared me oh we haven't heard from Cody in a long time I wonder what he's doing dude let's go check on him I hope Cody's home hello hey is Cody here oh no who that to know baby they want to see Cody oh Shamu the Beast will yeah he wased up earlier today yeah you want to see the Behemoth I thought I was already looking at a behemoth oh no I'm big but Cody oh good grief that's a big [ __ ] yeah huge you got to pay to see that yeah you boys can come in but be careful do you have any food on you he can smell it a mile away no I don't have any food okay your boys can come in but just watch out sh all right kids there he is Mom can you give me some more chunky monkey ice cream Jesus yeah he's in his natural habitat being a fat ass big get up boy o o o you got customers junior is that you Cody hey hey hey you want to feed them $5 you get to feed them all the Oreos you want I want to feed them here you go oh thank you thank you all right here you go hey hey no biting you going to run away to customers boy that's not worth it Cody why are you so fat well if you're boyfriend cheats on you what's the point in staying hunky why are you in your underwear oh none of my clothes fit anymore hey do you guys know how good chunky monkey ice cream is I mean it is like the best mother ice cream I've ever had I mean chocolate fudge brownie is pretty good but oh God chunk monkey well Cody we really want to hang out with you yeah I'll I'll roll my way over to your place at some point okay we'll see you later Cody another happy customer all right boy get ready for the next family come one come all let's see the fattest boy on planet Earth he won't bite come on come on dude I want a rematch you cheated I didn't cheat Joseph you suck at the game get good cheating you mean like Ken did to me oh hey Cody don't you mean Roundy cuz he's big and round and a fat that's lame Joseph dude I tried hey you guys have room on the couch for me and my ice cream I mean not the ice cream you should probably get get rid of that well I can't just get rid of this why well cuz it's chunky monkey Junior chunky monkeyy is just so sucking delicious oh you don't you don't even understand if you had a lick of my chunky monkey you would understand and then maybe you could try my ice cream well I don't like how fat you are Cody yeah it's very ugly yeah you're you're really fat hard to look at you okay well I I do still have feelings well no guy is going to want you being that fat oh yeah well how about I introduce you guys to my new boyfriend Minecraft Steve Minecraft Steve yeah he can punch down trees with his bare hands it's badass everything about him is blocky and I mean everything it's actually kind of a problem because he has a lot of hard corners but you know my bung hole is square shaped now so like you really like him oh yeah I think you could say things are getting pretty serious he built us a cabin in the woods and then some creepers blew it up but that's just life you know isn't that right Steve well as long as you're happy Cody oh yeah I'm happy I'm really happy I hate Minecraft Steve all he ever does is punch dirt and collect rocks he's so lame well why don't you just take Ken back I can't take Ken back he cheated on me with Buzz Lightyear well did you ever physically see him cheat well no but he was looking at other guys and then I found him with a whole bunch of other guys and Buzz Lightyear well don't you always hang out with other dudes oh yeah so like that's what's the difference you're just being mad for no reason okay but even if I did want to get back with Ken he wouldn't take me if I look like this well just lose the weight stop eating chunky monkey Junior I can't stop eating chunky monkey it's so godamn [ __ ] delicious but no I can't do that I mean look I can't just drop the weight it's not like I can just have a montage and lose all the weight suddenly oh wait this is YouTube I can do exactly that [Music] [Music] okay all right Joseph it's your turn okay I'll do it dude you cheated you must have set it up oh no you're just stuck at the game no I don't hey guys I'm back whoa Cody you're ripped yeah didn't even take long well you want some more chunky monkey chunky monkey no I can't this monkey is no longer chunky I'm hunky monkey now so what are you going to do now Cody I'm going to get my boyfriend back Ken I want you back and I'm willing to fight all these guys to do it so come on one at a time let's see what you got oh Buzz Lighty you're huh well you're not even a flying toy oh you're an astronaut well this is one small step for man and one giant foot in your ass oh Woody You've Got a Friend in Me but you've also got a foot in your ass oh the Green Goblin don't tell harir about the foot in your ass oh Superman my mom's name's Martha too just kidding foot in your ass come on Ken let's get out of here hey guys me and Ken worked it out we decided we can look at other guys but if we decide to add a third guy to this gumbo we both have to approve him so what are you guys doing we're playing Rattlesnake Jake that looks fun all right your turn Joseph okay dude my turn stop wiping it off dude you're just you're not even picking it up all my piece went over there your turn last time on Jeffy Ball Z just when Jeffy finally got to use a wish and everything seemed peaceful a mysterious figure emerged from the darkness is he Friend or Foe let's find out so we're cool right right man we're cool right we're cool you got me and my wife killed yeah but I died too and hey look we're all back to life now so we're cool but you didn't know you were going to die no but everything worked out so we're cool but if you could go back in time and make that same deal but you know you won't die would you do it again oh yeah yeah yeah for sure but that guy's dead so I could never do that so we're cool right right we're cool I can tell by the look on your face that we're cool yeah we're cool I'm going to leave Jeffy you got to cut this Dragon Ball [ __ ] out but Daddy if I collect all the dragon balls then I could wish to be the biggest super sandwich the world has ever seen no Jeffy you don't have to look for any more Dragon Balls just cut it out because you got us killed last time but I want my wish no Jeffy you already used a wish well I had to use it to wish you guys back alive now if I get another wish I could wish for infinite wishes I mean you could wish for infinite [Music] wishes there finally after 20 years of experimentation I Dr jro fingle shits have finally completed the perfect Android the perfect tool for world domination Android 19 which is way cooler and more successful than my last experiment covid-19 which I really thought was going to cure the flu and boy was I wrong that was a huge disaster but anyway Android 19 will show the world just how smart and sexy I am and all of the women of the world would say Dr finger shits you are so smart and sexy and they will want to rob my big beautiful uncircumcised brain especially the fat ones I am a bit of a chubby chaser I want to be able to have any part of her they feel like boobies don't judge me okay now Android 19 rise rise and go find these a sexiest fattest woman to be my queen Yes master yes Jeffy I think the smartest decision is to not Chase those dragon balls anymore me what the hell is that hey what are you doing fat Barrel chested woman acquired excuse me you are coming with me hey you get away from my mommy Photon laser see Jeffy that's why you have to cut this Dragon Ball [ __ ] out there's a random robot in the house sciatic pain what oh my sciatic ner no one gets on my daddy's nerves except for me why didn't it work I am impervious to energy blast Photon laser now come with me tubby no Jeffy go save her go save her right now I can't I'm too weak no maybe you're right daddy maybe I should give up the dragon balls no don't give it up don't get Rose and then give up no daddy he's too powerful no Dy come on you can find him I quit you have yellow hair Jeffy my Sonic nerve Jeffy it hurts it hurts so bad go get row Jeffy oh I'm so excited for my fat beautiful queen master I have brought you a fat Barrel chested female as you requested what is this she is not fat thank you well she is a little bit fat but I wanted big obese gigantic like my 600 lb life well she is a little Barrel chested so I'll give you that hey I'm sorry Master I have failed you yes you have and since you can't do your job right I will take care of her myself come with me not very fat lady I'm a failure I couldn't even save my own mom I'm too weak what's going on Jeff you got your depressed hair on my mom got kidnapped and I'm too weak to save her I'm giving up forever Junior don't give up you can get strong you can go save her no I can't I'm a failure and I'm never going to be strong enough again well this's this guy I know he can train you to be stronger how how Junior well all you have to do is bring him a cheesecake and he'll teach you how to get stronger if I bring him a cheesecake I'll be strong enough to save my mom yeah I think so then let's bring him a cheesecake I have to save my mom Junior come on let's go all right Jeffy there's the cheesecake grab it okay what are you losers do it in my kitchen oh no it's Chef peee put that cheesecake back before I turn you into M Meat oh no Jeffy we're going to have to fight him I can't I'm too weak okay then I guess I'm going to have to fight you you're no mask for my death fingers thank God I beat him to it I thought he had me all right let's go grab my phone off the couch and put my wig back on and then we can go go give the cheesecake to the guy okay oh look there's my phone I'll get it Jeffy how can you eat cheesecake at a time like this Rose is kidnapped you need to save her well that's exactly why I need the cheesecake so I can get stronger no cheesecake's not going to make you stronger it's going to make you have diarrhea hopefully look there's the news breaking news m k a mad scientist has kidnapped a woman and he has something he wants to tell the world let's go to that now be quiet hello world I am Dr jro fle shits and my mustache is is falling off God damn it please I bet you're wondering why I'm on your television screen well I will tell you I want the dragon balls and I will execute this not very fat lady every hold hold please I will execute this not very fat lady in 24 hours if I do not get the dragon balls and I will execute another not fat lady whatever if I don't get the dragon balls in another 24 hours and if you're thinking about stopping me don't because I have this very scary robot who will kill you thank you very much oh no that crazy sciti is going to kill rose you have to get the dragon balls and give them to him or I could get the dragon balls and wish for mommy to be safe like she just poofs out of there like poof or we can get the dragon balls and then go beat up that scientist and get Rose back and then we can use the Dragon Balls to wish for something cool like a spaceship or you guys can say screw it to the dragon balls and go beat up the scientist right now and get Rose back before he kills her well I got to go get strong first I got your phone Junior you better hurry Jeffy you better hurry look Jeffy there it is there's the chamber what are you doing in my swamp well Mr shami um jeffy's Mom she got kidnapped and we need to go save her cuz she'll be killed in 24 hours so we were wondering if we could use your chamber to train do you even know what this chamber is it's a hyperbolic time donkey chamber every hour spent in this chamber is equivalent to one day here on Earth I know and that's why we want to use the train well the only way I'm going to let you use my chamber is if you bring me the SAR Le creamy cream cheesecake Jeffy hand it to him there she is the SAR Le classic creamy cheese creamy cake smoothing creamy no artificial flavors cheesecake I will now make love you guys go ahead and go in the chamber and do whatever you have to do all right Jeffy you you go in first and then after 12 hours you come out and let me go in strong as [ __ ] wa Jeffy you look so strong my turn my turn hold on there donkey only one iny p of Cheesecake so if you want to go into the chamber you have to bring me a creamy cream cream cheesecake but we only had one cheesecake well then get the hell out of my swamp oh I want to be strong but at least you're strong now Jeffy let's go f yeah Daddy I'm ready to kick the [ __ ] out of somebody wa Jeffy what happened to your hair I put gel in it and I also went super Riri too so you're strong enough to go save Rose yeah come on Junior let's go kick some Supernatural ass there I had to take your mouth because you are being so annoying with all of the please don't kill me and I don't want to die shut up well now it has been 23 hours and 59 minutes so in 1 minute I can finally kill you hey St get there stay away from my mommy you are too late man who uses too much hairspray it's actually hair gel well it doesn't matter because I'm going to kill your mommy no you not come on Jeffy let's kick his ass it's pointless to even try Android 19 kills them yes master come on Jeffy I got this it's just a stupid little robot sciatic pain ow my back oh my God it hurts I be you done did it now I'm going to power up my RPMs my retards per minute I already told you that your attacks are pointless what yeah I lost the chromy but I found it me Android 19 what the hell was that he is too powerful Master what do something kill him critical malfunction Global self-destruct happening in 10 seconds yes you hear that Global self-destruct now you're in trouble wait did you say Global he's going to blow up the entire world do something kill him you [ __ ] did it [ __ ] take him take him somewhere I don't want any problem this instant transition oh my God I'm a girl give me Awards Woman of the Year oh wait wrong one Instant Transmission I brought us in space so when you explode you won't hurt anybody oh wait what about me okay here's your wife Rose you're back but where's Jeffy oh well I got my ass kicked by the robot because he kicked me in the atic nerve what mine too he hit me in the back is Jeffy okay look the news breaking news m a robot was going to self-destruct and destroy the entire world but some guy named Jeffrey took the robot into space and sacrificed himself to save the world but he is dead wait jeffy's dead [Applause] no after a grueling battle where Jeffy rescued his mommy he made the noble sacrifice to save the Earth blowing himself up in the process [Music] will what Jeffy why are you drinking all this soda cuz it's good I know it's good Jeffy but it's not good for you you need to drink water there's a water bottle in there that one bottle of water is not going to make up for all the soda you drank is not healthy well Daddy it does feel like razor blades when I pee from all the kidney stones see Jeffy and my pee is the same color is my shirt the color of cheese Jeffy that is disgusting look you if you're going to make this mess at least throw it away all right dadd I'll put them in your trash can Marvin right now would be a good opportunity to teach Jeffy how to recycle what recycle it's when you reuse a can over and over again oh so I can pee in the can and then drink it and then I got another soda no Jeffy that's gross no no it's when you throw it away and the company reuses the can and fills it with soda again so someone else is going to drink out of this can after I drank out of it yeah what if I have AIDS well you don't have AIDS but what if I do now they're going to get AIDS well I'm sure they're going to wash the can before they reuse it so someone you just can before me well probably what if they had age no I'm going to get AE no no they don't they don't reuse the same can they melt all the cans and then they make new cans why would they do that it's already a perfectly good can well yes it is a perfectly good can but they they want to burn off the AIDS so there is AIDS I'm going to get Aid I'm sure there's someone who's had AIDS that's used one of these cans that's before they were melted down and reused Jeffy there is no AIDS okay it doesn't even get transferred that way Jeffy we're going to recycle grab all these cans we're going to show you how to recycle okay Jeffy this is the recycling trash can that logo right there means recycle that is the regular trash can that's where regular trash goes can I Sho Sprite if I get AIDS no Jeffy can I sue sunkiss if I get AIDS no Jeffy shut up can I sue Pepsi if I get AIDS I need you to focus Jeffy look in the recycling trash can you put all the cans and bottles in this trash can try it okay isn't this fun Jeffy your helps saving the Earth how is spreading AIDS saving the Earth tell you're not spreading AIDS if I hear you say AIDS one more time you're you're grounded herpes Jeffy look go around the house and put every empty can and bottle in the recycling trash can okay all right daddy helping the world one age can at a time Kobe Marvin don't get frustrated it's good we're teaching Jeffy how to recycle I know it's just Jeffy doesn't understand normal things hey um Danny can I recycle this Chick-fil-A cup yes Jeffy no Marvin you can't recycle stff styrofoam what you can't no oh probably cuz you can't clean all the age out of it what Jeffy oh I'm sorry you said don't say age anymore probably cuz you can't clean all the herpes out of it don't say herpes either cilis Jeffy listen look you can only recycle cans and bottles what about glass bottles yes any kind of bottle just go who's at the door hello hey morvin Goodman what are you doing here my grandfather just died I'm so sorry don't be he was an [ __ ] but he left me this $5 million ship in a bottle $5 million yeah because it was the actual ship that Johnny Depp film pirate to the Caribbean on it's called The Black Pearl they just shrunk it down and put it in this bottle for me that's really cool yeah and I need you to hold on to it for me well why you need me to hold on to it because the IRS is auditing me again and if they find out I have this $5 million ship in a bottle they're going to make me pay taxes and I hate paying taxes well I don't like holding on to your expensive stuff because something bad always happens to it well I'm confident nothing bad will happen to this because if it does I'm going to put you in the bottle and then I'm going to piss in the bottle and guess what you'll be swimming in Piss mine so here you go okay let me let me grab it that's really how you plan on holding my $5 million shiing a bottle well I can't really grab it any other way that's Brave did you just pan up I'll grab it who was at the door Marvin it was Goodman he wants me to watch his $5 million ship in a bottle oh no Marvin every time he comes over with something for you to watch something bad happens you better not let that out of your sight I'm not going to let anything bad happen to it baby daddy you lied to me what's wrong Jeffy you said there was no age while Recycling and what is this powerful age no Jeffy that's name of the drink It's called Power Aid it's one word no it's not why would they separate power from age because it's powerful AIDS no no Jeffy it's Power Aid it's not even Aid it says Aid so it's just one singular powerful Aid no no Jeffy there's no Aid look just throw the bottle away I can even throw it away if there's something in it yes you can just throw it away just throw it any bottle you see throw it away so I so Daddy any bottle I see any bottle you see you throw it away all right guys you're bothering me I'm not going to let anything happen to this ship in a bottle baby oh Jeffy just went with botle wait what are you [Music] talking JY didn't see what you made me did you made me Mis recycling now I'm going to get Aid JY why'd you throw that bottle to me you told me every bottle not that one when next time tell me not that one there won't be a next time that bottle worth $5 million what no oh my God it's destroyed morvin what are we going to do oh well well well the ship is still in one piece so all we have to do is put the ship back in the bottle and Goodman won't know how are we going to do that I don't know but but they they somehow did it before so all we have to do is grab the pieces and put it that together so so grab the ship grab everything okay I have all the pieces Marvin I found a bottle that bottle's too small it's the only one we have it's not going to fit yes she said Jeffy get out of here what's wrong daddy you broke my ship in a bottle and now I have to find a way to put this [ __ ] back in the bottle well I can take a [ __ ] in the bottle what no Jeffy ship sh SHP oh I was wondering why it was so hard for you to do that so leave I got a find a way to make this happen well Danny I can put the [ __ ] back in the bottle no you can't yes I can what no no you're going to break it Jeffy mommy can you hold the bottle for me you're going to break it Jeff Jeffy stop it Jeffy Jeffy you shitty Jeffy Jeffy what about me my life is literally hell what's wrong Jeffy me [ __ ] I didn't do anything wrong I know I was just trying to help I'm sorry Jeffy baby him hey Marvin you get out of here you've done enough yeah Daddy you Hur her well he broke my $5 million ship in a bottle you were supposed to be keeping your eye on it I turned my back for 2 seconds and he threw it away thinking it was a bottle Marvin he was trying to recycle he was trying to help well now I'm going to get pissed on well don't take your weird fetishes out on me Danny well no no listen everyone shut the hell up look look I have to find a way to put a ship in a bottle or I'm going to die well why don't we call a professional a professional ship and a bottler yeah those don't exist I can just call a handyman and see if he can do it but oh my life sucks my life sucks so much hey there you call a handyman oh yes please it's emergency I will pay you $20 if you can put this ship in that bottle just put that ship in that bottle yes it's emergency okay I think I can do that no you're no like that's not what I there you go it's in the bottle pay up well no no no that's not what I want you to do I want you to build a new ship and put it in the bottle but no you said put the ship in the bottle and I put the ship in the bottle now pay up well no no I I I needed like a new ship no I I did it now you pay me there are $20 thank you oh look I I need you to build a new bigger ship and put it in that bottle but I don't know how to build a ship I'm a handyman I fix toilets and squeaky doors go watch that one it's a good but no you do build stuff right well small things like like bird houses oh I need you to build a bird house that floats on water but it's it's not for Birds it's for humans it's a ship but I even if I knew how to build a ship I don't know how I'd put it in the bottle oh look look how about this how about we start with the ship build me a ship and then we'll find a way to put it in the bottle okay I'll I'll see what I can do all right well Target didn't have any ships but they had this police patrol boat that looks kind of sick it's got this lady shooting a net at the Goon down here in the submarine oh and they have a drone that's cool even Lego world technology improves wonder what their names are oh he's hacksaw Hank I guess cuz he hacksaws his victims to death why is he smiling sick bastard she's Gracie goodart and I guess that's Frankie lupella why you even bother giving them names they're Legos wait what's this guy's name he doesn't have a name can we please Focus I just like Legos okay I do not need a Lego police boat all right fine I'll keep it then I'll put it in my bathtub see it says right there boat floats boat boat float it's fun to say boat float try saying that 10 times fast boat float boat float boat float it just sounds like I'm saying ow what was that for I need you to focus look I need a pirate ship a black pirate ship that can fit in that bottle well Target didn't have a Lego set of that even if there was a Lego set of a black pirate ship that' be way too big to fit in the bottle okay well everything's going to be too big to fit in the bottle listen listen can you please just go back to the store and see if you can find a ship in the bottle set or something that we can use okay but you owe me gas money give me another 20 bucks there there there's your two 20 all right I'll see what I can do and please hurry all right I get your stupid dumb ship in a bottle things this is exactly what we needed thank you screw off what's wrong with you well I'm mad because somebody hit my car in the parking lot while I was looking for this stupid thing how do you know because there's a big dent in my bumper and they left this note that said I'm so sorry I guess they thought if they wrote it all cute it wouldn't piss me off but it didn't work because I'm still pretty pissed off well I'm sorry that happened yeah screw off you're paying for the damages on my car but why do I have to pay for it because I wouldn't have even been there if I wasn't looking for this stupid thing at the store okay look whatever can you just please help me build this ship in the bottle okay I'll try oh my God where do we even begin look at all these pieces take that hacksaw Hank no more hacksaw in people for you what are you doing I just built my police boat Lego set you're supposed to be helping me with this in a bottle oh oh man but that that just looks like AIDS this is fun it's got a drone I want to play with it my bathtub and need a Hot Pocket like ham and cheese that sounds like a good night look I am paying you to help me get this ship in a bottle please I don't have time for this oh but man I just my back has AIDS just thinking about it buddy please I need your help just help me assemble the boat and then and then we can figure out how to get in the bottle okay see you later hacksaw Hank oh man that is that is that's just awful I mean that's a mess I mean like like we are adults and that's the best we could do I mean I mean it looks like a ship right I guess like if it was abandoned for a thousand years well all we have to do now is put the ship in the bottle well I have an idea well what is it um I think we should break the bottle hold on let me finish I think we should break the opening of the bottle put the ship in it and then glue it all back together again well that's going to look messy well do you have a better idea okay okay okay you break the bottle but be really careful okay like I don't want to be able to tell it was broken okay got it all right so I'm just going to smash this bottle on these bricks and it'll break evenly into two pieces are you sure of course I'm sure trust me oh okay try again oh it's sturdier than it looks you got to do a little harder you said I was going to break into two pieces huh well hey hey hey calm down it's okay nothing a little tape can't fix huh huh little grumpy man oh just grabb the pie that was our last bottle oh my God would you look at that a little bit of tape and it looks good as new in fact the tape kind of hides how crappy the boat is I mean it's better than nothing yeah pay me thanks for helping me thank you well do you think it's believable that nothing happened to it no that means it's time for my funeral hello hey Marvin the IRS just left my house so I'm here to pick up my ship in the bottle well it's upstairs nothing happened to it did it oh no no nothing happened to it at all cuz the glass on the ground out here is very reassuring oh I was going to sweep that up yeah you should probably do that oh let's go upstairs and look at your shiping the bottle I can't wait to see what cartoony [ __ ] happened to my bottle well here's your shipping a bottle get your ass in that bottle what get oh Jimmy Jimmy why oh Jimmy why did you miss the three you were wide open I don't really blame you if you would have made that shot the whole stadium would have gone bonkers oh but still why didn't you just go for the tie you were only down by two well I guess you are Jimmy buckets you're going to go for the win man if that damn Rim weren't in the way he would have gotten it just one in Short of greatness Story of My Life boy the bills a do go away Karen Bo you've been on this couch for a week it's cuz I'm depressed I'm drinking away my pain cuz the heat get beat and Jimmy buckets it's more like Jimmy sucks it shooting I'm sorry Jimmy I didn't mean it you know I love you B we got to pay these bills how much are they the mortgage is $3,000 a month oh Jesus I shouldn't have gotten that balloon interest well we can't afford that so just call them or something boy I've been thinking and I think we need to rent out one of the rooms on a BNB what let a stranger live in our house Bo we got to pay the mortgage some how okay I don't even care just do whatever you think is smart I'm just going to sit here and watch this replay until Jimmy makes it Karen Karen the remote's Dead Karen jimy [Music] Bo the ABNB listing is posted yeah that's great Karen do you know where the batteries are boy someone already rented out the room I think they doublea batteries this is so exciting Bo it's going to be like having a sluma party every night we have a rat the the doublea batteries are the big ones not the little ones those are AAA I know you struggle with that boy the guy is already here you both answer the door I got to get cleaning okay how about you put batteries in the remote and I will answer the door okay Pon hurry hurry hurry hello hello Karen there's no one here down here what oh oh hey there little boy it it's not Halloween so you're trespassing get lost I'm the guy who ran out the air BB oh oh no my wife did not do a background check on you thank God yeah well that that room you rented out it uh it burned down just that one room so you're going to have to leave but I have cash oh oh man we do need to pay the bills okay you can come in you little weirdo just leave your tricycle out here oh come on please no it's going to have to stay out here for now you're so lame Karen the guy is here Bon you didn't even ask for his name I'm afraid of him the name's Billy nice to meet you Billy nice to meet you too okay Billy so this is our home please try not to steal anything or sacrifice goats or whatever the hell it is you're into nice place you got here real nice uh-huh okay well your room's upstairs right next to my daughter's which is starting to seem like a bad idea ooh does he like to play games okay listen man I'm a cop I will kill you Bo he probably means like board games or playing with Bobby's no okay look just go up to your room and just don't leave okay okay Karen I think this is a bad idea Bo it's fine we need the money yeah I guess you're right hey can you make me a sandwich Bo I got to finish cleaning the house oh okay I'll make my own sandwich but I thought I had a wife for a reason excuse me oh man man what's the point of even getting married if I have to make my own sandwiches Karen we're out of mayonnaise I want to play a game a game yeah you're out of mayonnaise so how about instead to try some Mayon eights oh you got new mayonnaise no no no no no no this is mayonnaise with AIDS in it it's Mayon AIDS so you decide eat a dry sandwich and suffer or have a delicious sandwich and get EGS I think I'll just take the dry sandwich okay okay okay how about this how about this sugar-free ketchup almost as bad as eggs oh God Jesus give me the mayonnaise I'd rather have that than no sugar ketchup the choice is yours well I think I guess I'll just take a dry sandwich hey Bo how's your sandwich dry well why didn't you put mayonnaise on it cuz I didn't want to get AIDS what oh god my stomach hurts I want to play a game what is it with you in games they put laxs are bear what why would you do that how is that even a game oh God I got to use the bathroom oh I got to poop what what barb wire is that barb wire on the bathroom door handle right when you have to poop it's almost like that's the game so you decide crap your pants or cut your hand going to the bathroom did I mention that the barb wire has a it I'm just going to use the guest bathroom oh that's a good idea oh I'm not going to make it what okay come on it's almost like I put barb wire on all the bathroom door handles in the house oh oh no oh no oh no poo poo man what's wrong does the stinky baby need a diaper okay that's it he's got to go Karen we need to talk Bo why'd you change your outfit no more Miami he no Karen I crap my pants Bo you're too old to be doing that what are you a little poo poo man I'm not a poo poo man everybody stop calling me a poo boooo man no no we need to talk about that Billy guy he has to go Bo no we need the money yeah well I don't care he keeps bullying me and trying to give me AIDS well he hasn't been mean to me yet well you just wait he will bu have you seen my phone I want to play Candy Crush I would like to play a game oo a game I love games no Karen it's not going to be a fun kind of game I found your phone and I put in this bowl filled with glass shards covered in eight now your phone is set on airplane mode for the next 30 seconds and when the timer goes out a naked picture of you will be sent to Brooklyn guy's brother Jonathan so you decide are you going to risk the sanctity of your marriage or get AIDS wow that's my line look at AIDS Bo get my phone out now I'm not putting my hand in there I don't want AIDS but Bo is going to send a naked photo of me to Jonathan yeah I'm I'm going to get over that eventually you know what I won't get over AIDS I'll get it hello I came over as soon as I got the picture your wife is so hot K help me put some clothes on Jonathan no you see Karen he's got to go but B he already paid he has to stay for at least one night okay fine then let's go to bed right now so we can kick him out first thing in the morning okay Bo okay I'm going to go brush my teeth I'm just going to brush my teeth and go to bed what the what's wrong man you're not going to brush your teeth ew gross you put a razor blade on my toothbrush let me see oh I did do that because I wanted to play a game so what's it going to be risk cutting your gums or get Ginger Fighters is there Aids on the razor blade no oh really there's no Aids on this one psych I'm M it's covered in eggs of course it is how silly of me to think that it wouldn't be covered in AIDS so what's it going to be Ginger Fus or Aids the choice is pretty obvious yeah it is pretty obvious I'm picking Ginger V noer I'm not getting AIDS okay listen man me and my wife are about to go to bed so could you just like chill out yeah I respect that I'll give you a your wife in a long time okay okay you're being weird again okay just leave oh bu what is it Karen oh God Billy what's up oh wow what a comfy looking pillow where you get it Bad Bath and Beyond I want a whole set of these you said you were going to chill out man oh I did this earlier but since we're all here let's just go ahead and play a game so what's it going to be sleep without a pillow and risk getting neck cramps in the morning or sleep with the pillow cut your face up and get a Bo I bet it's not even real look great job Karen now you have AIDS buy help me finally someone's gotten AIDS Karen there's no cure oh oh Bo look look look I'm not bleeding it didn't break the skin what do it again no come on harder no I said harder no um Dad the Wi-Fi is not working harder no I said harder come on man she doesn't want to do it I will both you guys do it at the same time no I don't like it oh come on oh my God they're so gross oh come on guys what's wrong with the little AIDS okay look Billy we don't like you what it's true nobody likes you nobody wants your AIDS come on Bo that was mean you know what else is mean trying to give us AIDS multiple times Bo he's just trying to play a game I don't want ow Jesus I better not get AIDS I'm going to be so pissed if I get AIDS B why don't you go up upstairs and sleep in Penelope's room yeah maybe you're right then I can at least protect her e what are you doing in my room your parents suck I know tell me about it all I want to do is play some games oh well we can play with my Legos really I love Legos hey Penelope Daddy's going to sleep oh hell no hey Dad we're playing with Legos yeah look what I built what okay that's it Billy you're going to have to get out of here my daughter's room is off limits dad I I heard what you and stepmom were doing in your bedroom earlier and it was disgusting yeah you're gross no no no Penelope it's not what it sounded like he was trying to give us AIDS e Billy let's go get out of here okay move over Karen I'm sleeping with you B I thought you were going to sleep upstairs in Penelope's room no I locked her door so nobody could get in there I'm sleeping down here oh okay Bo do you want to be the big spoon of the little spoon what about the EG spoon Jesus Christ that doesn't even make sense dude there's no such thing as an aid spoon yeah there is I took it from a car with AIDS eating cereal that's not even how that works no what did you know okay listen man I got to get up early in the morning for work oh speaking of work I took your work phone and put it in this bowl filled with IDs class you already did that oh but this is much better I bet you're wondering what the game is I don't know did you send another naked picture to my brother oh much better I took your personal Twitter and tweeted the nword hard oh so what's it going to be reach in there and grab your phone getting AIDS or be labeled as a public racist buddy you have to get your phone you can't lose your job we got to pay our bills I am not putting my hand in that bowl oh what's wrong rist okay look I'm just going to call my boss and tell him that I got hacked oh great idea go ahead grab your phone call your boss no I'm just going to do it on Jonathan's phone oh wow you the saved me real cool okay it's ringing hello who is this uh it's me boss it's office a guy guy what the hell is wrong with you why did you post that racist tweet I I I didn't mean to boss honest it was a clown that's obsessed with AIDS he stole my phone and he posted that will you come in first thing in the morning to talk about this I I I will try boss come on Bo let's get some sleep how Karen Billy won't leave us the hell alone Bon you just need to relax we will go to sleep and we'll feel better in the morning okay okay we can try what what what the what what the what Karen Karen wake up what's wrong Bo look our arms are chained together oh Bo are you getting kinky on me no Karen where the hell are we I don't know buy but it's scary in here look the TV's coming on hello I would like to play a game Billy I do not have time for this [ __ ] I got to go to work in a few hours I know I know I know just a quick game so the game is you have to go to work in a few hours but you're chain to your wife in this room only one of you can escape the first person to cut their arm off gets to leave so what's it going to be your wife or you you decide okay when does the AIDS come in I know there's AIDS in here somewhere good question the saw is covered in AIDS and and there it is so come on who's going to cut their arm off who's going to cut Bo I don't want to cut my arm off what are we going to do well the only thing we're chained to is each other so we could just get up and leave oh really yeah come on

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Length: 45min 43sec (2743 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 20 2024