SML Movie: Bowser Junior's Playtime 6 [REUPLOADED]

[Music] [Music] guys what do you want to do today i don't know junior it's raining yeah i got a lot of money we could pay the rain to go away yeah i don't think it works like that oh guys i know what to do how about we play house oh dude let's play house i want to do that yeah that sounds great how do you play house you just sit there and appreciate until it's worth more money and then you sell it no no no no no when we play house we pretend to be a family like i'm the husband uh joseph's the wife uh cody's the daughter and we just pretend to be a family so do you want to play as long as i can be rich i'll play oh yeah sure we'll find your spot let's play okay give me honey i'm home oh hi sweetie oh i'm so glad we're working on our relationship for the family yeah me too sally graduates high school soon and she doesn't need us stressing around with arguing and fighting all the time i'm glad we worked our relationship out oh me too so what are you cooking oh i'm just making hot dogs for the family hot dogs yeah now baby i don't want to start an argument but remember this morning i said i wanted chicken nuggets but i guess you're just too much of a dumb to remember that well sweetie i'm making hot dogs and i can't stop now yeah me and you both know once you start on other wieners you can't stop until you finish them well maybe i wouldn't start on other wieners if i had a wiener at home that would satisfy me well maybe the wiener at home would satisfy you if you didn't have such an ugly body oh junior look my body hasn't been the same since i gave birth you know that and nobody told you to give birth i told you to take plan b the night happened but you said no let's let god decide well god made a horrible decision because you gave birth joey that is our daughter you're talking about what's your mouth i don't care about our daughter all i care about your ugly disgusting body you know my body hasn't been the same and i want a new one well if you want a new buy one just go to walmart and buy one in the c-section oh say something you're really gonna go there you wanna mix up my scar how about we mention some circumcised penis of yours oh uncircumcised penis yeah well women actually prefer that and then it's uncircumcised because it's healthier and more natural and also i'm more sensitive down there oh yeah i know you're more sensitive down there mister i only last 10 seconds well i wouldn't want to last a second more with your disgusting body why would it wouldn't last a second more with george well then fine let's get another divorce then find it [Music] uh mom where's dad who knows who cares dad where'd you get a cheeseburger mcdonald's oh really i didn't know they showed beer at mcdonald's well i didn't know they sold ugly at whatever stores you shop at good one dad whoa sally nice tits oh thanks dad i know you didn't get them from your mother because she's flat chested hey shelly do you have a penis but no mom i'm a girl well i guess you got that for your dad because it's like he doesn't even have one because it's so small hey sally are you a no because if you are you got that from your mother hey sally are you a alcoholic i don't know well if you ever become one just know you got that from your father oh i'm an alcoholic the pros right in front of you whoa good guys guys stop fighting i graduate tomorrow what tomorrow did you tell me it was tomorrow i didn't know what you graduate tomorrow you guys are going to be at my graduation right of course i'm going to be there shelly i'm your mother but i can't say about your father he might be drunk i'm not gonna be drunk what time tomorrow at five o'clock five o'clock i'll be there five o'clock tomorrow not drunk oh i doubt it what time is it what time is it 503. oh i'm late for the graduation and beer come on beers go beer man oh oh okay just just play it cool and everything will be fine just play it cool man they never learn um excuse me sir how's your day going it was going a lot better until your ass showed up oh sorry to hear that um this vehicle has been reportedly stolen by batman no no this vehicle wasn't stolen by a black man it was stolen by me no i did not see a black man i said batman reported this vehicle stolen well no this is my vehicle it's not stolen it's mine sir you have a bat on your hood well you have lights on your motorcycle but i don't report your motorcycle stolen by light man oh god sir your breath smells like alcohol and your breast smells like bacon because you're a pig sir i'm gonna need you to step out of the vehicle it sounds like you're intoxicated no no can do i i gotta get to my sister's daughter's graduation no sir you're not going anywhere please step outside of the car no no i i gotta i gotta get going you gotta catch me first [Applause] oh shoot oh shoot suspect is i gotta get my beer oh no more beer for you sir you're going to jail no the beer no no no more mia come on oh sally i'm so proud of you you're the first person in our family to graduate high school thanks mom but wait where's dad oh he's probably at home getting drunk let's go and find him [Music] okay hey bob your family's here to see you junior just shake dad you missed my graduation how could you oh it's just a piece of paper anyway that you never got you should be proud of our daughter look look look stop screaming i'll make it up to her someday i'll borrow a pony you never had the chance to make it up to her you're going to jail for years i'm not going to jail for years i'll beat the case like i always do beat the case that's not what your sexy lawyer said i mean your lawyer that's not what he said wait what'd he say look you should talk to him dad i don't love you anymore oh sally come on don't be like that shelly come on i'll be dead you are sofa what are you talking about lawyer as your lawyer named lawyer this does not look good for you they are charging you with running from the police grand theft auto not the game destruction of property not to mention this is your fifth dui i know i got a lot of duis but usually they let me go well not this time the judge is pissed and he's trying to make an example out of you he's giving you a year in jail a year in jail there's nothing you can do oh i did do something he was gonna give you five years but i had to tickle his balls just to get it down to one year i had to get him off to get you off i don't think i could spend a year in jail look best case scenario six months with good behavior six months i guess that sounds a lot better but what about my family who's gonna take care of them i'll take care of that you sit your ass in jail and you think about what you did [Music] all right bob your years up i didn't have good behavior come on [Music] home at last wait hey why is the door locked at my house should i help you lawyer what are you doing at my house your house this is my house now what are you talking about oh you were in jail for a year and you didn't pay your house payment so they put a lien against your property and i paid that off so now i own your house well what about my family um honey who's at the door shut the hell up it's the one guy he wants to know if he can eat dinner with us i guess is that my family in there yeah and i bought them too so if you want to eat dinner with us wipe your feet off at the front door oh okay i'm sorry family this decided to ruin our beautiful dinner it's junior junior what are you doing here what's going on guys i'm gone for a year and you replace me while you were riding away in prison i decided to move on with my life and that's when i met lawyer and he changed our lives for the better look we eat the best food and look i don't even have to cook or clean anymore your wife is eating bok choy grapes and crab legs while i enjoy a nice maine lobster with new england clam chowder and one big ass carrot and for dessert i'm having cream relay dad can i trade you my chicken for your lobster you shut the up and eat your squeaky chicken okay for you sally get his food oh right here you go junior what is this that's a big ass pee a pee yep you eat it like an apple that's like a week's worth of peas right there it's better to eat it that way than the way i eat it but you know the more balls the better who is this oh me and ken split up this is my new boyfriend his name is pepbridge you know like the farm so cause i'm gone for a year and you forget about me yeah pretty much i forgot you existed until you walked in well sally i didn't forget about that pony i was supposed to get you back when i was in prison like a year ago oh speaking of pony everyone let's go outside i bought sally a treat okay all right sally happy random surprise day oh my god a pony you're the best dad ever oh lawyer why are you so great to us because i'm gonna clap them cheeks later oh you know you will ooh what's the trophy about oh it won when did it win uh uh being the best pony the best pony it could be pony as you know what i just went to the pony store and i bought the pony with the trophy i love it oh well just in case you're lying to me and you don't love it i also bought you a pink corvette what's been saturated in siberian husky piss oh my god dad i love that too i love both of the things oh it's sally sally's i i also got your gift on on random surprise day okay uh i got you a f this it's a it's the slinky i used in prison it's just a broken slinky but no but it has love in it because i played with it for a year in prison okay i like the car and the pony better wait so you guys are just gonna let him replace me um yeah yeah pretty nice and you got my daughter a pony because you knew i was gonna give her one yep oh god you're really gonna do this to me no sure yeah you really love him more than me yeah yeah yeah you know what i did with this family uh for years i raised you sally and for years i loved you honey and you're gonna do this to me all right everyone let's get back to this fabulous dinner dad thanks for the car and the pony oh no problem honey don't mention it but lawyer you didn't have to be rude to junior what the did i do how was i rude look you didn't have to buy that pony for sally junior wanted to do it he would do it eventually how he is a convicted felon where is he going to get a job that he's going to make enough money to afford an eighty thousand dollar pony with a trophy look lawyer that used to be my husband i still have feelings for him okay oh oh hold on what did you say to me i still have feelings for him he used to be my wife don't you ever talk to me like that again dad now that you're hitting mom can i have her crab legs shut the up you still don't need your squeaky chicken i don't like squeaky chicken all right then then eat your squeaky turkey ass i don't like that either well now you do okay i guess i like it now oh you know what lawyer i'm just gonna take my wig and go to the country club all right you're welcome [Music] and then and then my own daughter and wife said they'd rather be with this rich guy other than me junior junior are you here oh honey what are you doing here oh julia wait joe you're who is that fat oh uh this this is uh uh this is heather we work at subway together oh really subway it doesn't even look like she eats subway meals well as a matter of fact she does eat subway she eats the cookies oh i can tell it goes straight to her thighs well what are you even doing here aren't you supposed to be eating lobster with a lawyer and all that stuff look junior i didn't want to be with lawyer he's not good to me i just want my family he thinks he can solve everything with money and he just can't he can't no he can't look i need you i want you junior but but i have a drinking problem i love your drinking problem it's sexy but i love your ugly disgusting fat body oh come here [Applause] what are you doing here i called the country club and i spoke to chives and he said you never showed up so i knew exactly what the that meant that meant you came to poor guy's house look lawyer it's not what you think i swear oh it's not what i think because i think you guys were about to pork porky pig right on this goddamn couch i mean we were yeah and i'm a lawyer and that means you're not getting because you signed a prenup so all this money right here is my money and that goddamn pony out there that's my pony and i'm gonna ride that into town like yankee doodle and i'm gonna take that trophy and stick it up my ass and call it macaroni and that corvette out there that's mine too so have a nice life being poor you know what julia it doesn't even matter because i only want you really really let's go have our family back okay oh man i'm really glad to have my family back yeah junior it really is the simple things in life that matters that i miss being rich i had a pony in a car now i'm eating a hot dog with a spoon this sucks now sally don't raise your voice like that or i'm gonna have to beat you again oh jew you're doing it again for old times sakes alright sally get over here okay i forgot to tell you something what i'm pregnant and it's with lawyer's baby hold on uh oh my mom's calling junior i have to go home i was about to beat joseph come on i was waiting for that sorry guys i gotta go i guess we're about to continue this later joseph all right dude you

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Length: 15min 49sec (949 seconds)

Published: Thu May 13 2021