SML Movie: Bowser Junior's Playtime 5 [REUPLOADED]

[Music] so guys what do you want to do today huh i think i see what you want to do today yeah what you want to play playtime junior yeah playtime that sounds fun i mean i wasn't even thinking about that but sure let's play it but every time we play it it gets really dark and we get in a fight but it's fun guys you want to play joseph i'm down yeah okay let's play all right you're going to be sally my daughter okay you're going to be my wife and we're all going to hate each other all right all right let's go so ken um i know you're dating my daughter but uh if you're looking for a more experienced woman uh you should give me a call uh what's for dinner oh oh you have pumpkin peas and a doughnut oh oh in your typical five beers damn it woman where am i gonna get a real meal that is a real meal what are you talking about that's junk food [ __ ] it's not junk food you eat this [ __ ] every night [ __ ] don't start this [ __ ] with me to you all the time yo that means making fun of whatever when are you gonna get a real job you know i'm looking for a real job oh you're looking i've always loved it please i'm trying to feed phoebe oh you're supposed to breastfeed phoebe sally well i don't have any tits mom thanks to your bad genetics it's not my fault oh it's her fault her chest is lighter than her [ __ ] back oh at least i don't have a four inch penis before after that sex [ __ ] no it's not a centimeter sized penis i said it's six centimeters you have a small piano it's like pluto it's not really like it's not a penis not real but people call it a penis it should be a penis it's not shut up yeah i need another beer oh yeah get another beer yeah i gotta drink because of you god you're typical you bitching all the [ __ ] food fat ass oh you call me a fat ass yes oh my god i want to kill myself [ __ ] hate that [ __ ] we're out of beer well you're the only one that drinks it junior i had a whole case in here last night well you dropped the whole case last night there's no way i drink that much oh have you seen yourself you're disgusting we're disgusting have you seen yourself naked in the mirror junior i can't believe you even went there you're ugly you know what you know what i'm glad we're divorced i'm glad we're divorced too i pray every night thank god look when are you gonna pay the child support i need child support for sally child support yes you know i'm looking for a job well i need child support i don't care if you're looking or not i'll get a job by the end of the day okay i'll get a job by the end of the day oh yeah you're right i can count as many grain on sand on earth before that happens oh man i'm so nervous about this job interview but i really need this job um excuse me sir i'm here for the job interview oh hey junior may i take your order take my order jeff you're supposed to interview me oh okay yeah interview me do it again oh man i'm so nervous about this job interview um excuse me sir i'm here for the job interview jeffy come on you're supposed to interview me oh okay oh hey junior may i take your order i'm here to apply for the job as an astronaut are there any jobs available oh yeah junior i think there's one left hold on one what do you think about that um is that a stick figure with boobs yeah um her tits bigger than her face junior i'm talking huge yeah they are um junior what do you think that could really happen what her tits be bigger in her face i mean yeah sure anything's possible i mean you drew it so no way yeah i mean it looks like it um what can i do for you junior i'm applying to be an astronaut are there any jobs available oh yeah um do you have your resume my resume uh yeah right here oh let's have a look at that oh junior what i can't read oh but let's have a look at your uh your background check i know [Music] oh i'm sorry i'm sorry no way junior you have a dui on your record i can't be hiring somebody for the astronaut position if you got a dui on your record that was a long time ago i was young and stupid i'm a changed man i have a big happy family i really need this job oh you have a family yeah big happy family you know wife and kid and has a kid and you know all right well if you invite me to dinner and i see your big happy family then i just might hire you for the astronaut position you want to see my happy family and then you'll give me the job yep as long as i have a happy family yep [Music] washing dishes okay just be nice just be nice no you big fat cow oh great now you're home yeah i'm home now whatever i need a beer i'm dead what is it sally i think i want a sex change what a sex change look it's adam and eve not adam and steve okay charlie yes sal you just can't just change your gender whenever you want yeah but but junior i'm tired of being a girl or whatever dude cody you agree to be a girl you're gonna be sally okay yes you're sally god made you that way yeah god made you that way you can't just change your gender you don't you want to piss off god yeah you're pissed off god you either have a penis or a vagina if you're born with a penis you have to keep it born with a vagina you have to keep it that's the rule that's the rules all right fine yes sally shut up yeah so how did your job interview go today uh it went uh uh it uh what it went okay it's just the boss said that he'll hire me if he can come over for dinner tonight and see that i have a big happy family we're not a happy family i know we're not even like you i don't like you either you're stupid [ __ ] but look if we can just pretend tonight that we're a big happy family in front of my boss tomorrow we can go back to hating each other okay um i don't know what do i get of it well once i start getting paid millions i can't have i get half i can help i get half and half half and half i get half of that [ __ ] i know so yeah you you'll get half yeah yeah and and we'll just just gotta pretend that we're big happy family so cook dinner okay all right everyone call their best behavior there you go phoebe stay with daddy okay everything looks perfect oh is everything ready for the dinner tonight what what's the problem now why is there beer at the table because you drink it every night but i can't let my future boss see that i'm drinking beer what you don't want him to see the real you well i could pull up a picture of a cow and he can see the real you well i can pull up your police report and he can see the real you oh my god you know what [ __ ] if my boss wasn't coming tonight i'd punch you in the phone push me to face yeah all right guys um just just please be on your best behavior just act like we love each other okay just for tonight all right all right i hate you okay everyone on your best behavior hey oh hey junior wow a nice place you got here yeah we can't afford our mortgage yeah i stay up late at night and have depression because i can't pay my bills but uh yeah dinner's ready oh okay well i can't wait to meet your family yeah they're really nice dad what is it like well i i know this might be a bad time but i missed my period so i think i might be pregnant again pregnant again uh jeffy this i meet my daughter sally yeah she's she's a [ __ ] she's pregnant twice at the age of 16. i mean she's an all a student right right sally tell him yeah i always all all a's and all d's and her [ __ ] puss okay i come to the dinner table well that's great all right dinner is served hang on junior where are we supposed to sit we're supposed to sit oh god what did dad you do baby what was that for she was in his seat second [ __ ] dad uh jeffy please sit down oh thank you junior wow this dinner looks delicious junior where is it oh well it was made by my wife so it's crap i mean i mean it's a plastic pizza and a ice cream and a cup wow junior you got a beautiful wine oh thank you you're so nice uh jeffy yup why are you blind um what's that supposed to mean junior i mean my my wife's not only beautiful she's she she's pretty and bruh what pretty pretty go ahead and finish your sentence pretty pretty pretty [ __ ] facts i mean i mean actually she's uh we we insult each other that's how we complement each other yeah oh whoa in that case all you [ __ ] are ugly as [ __ ] what thank you so much oh wow that's the world take shut up shut up shut up i thought shut her up oh dad how'd you get her to stop crying uh let's just say she's on preheat okay so uh how did you do me uh oh yeah tell him junior because i would love to see if you can remember uh how did me and her meet uh well i was walking through this barn and i kept hearing this and i said i wonder what that is so i walked over opened the door and i saw what i probably would say is the biggest fattest smelliest cow in the entire world and i said i'm gonna marry that and now here we are i don't remember it like that let me tell you my side of the story well i was taking a jailhouse tour and i wanted to find the biggest ugliest piece of scum that was there and guess who i found who oh you you dumbass oh that's it the disrespect i'm the disrespect you wanna be a cow yeah i'll call you the biggest guy dad what is that smell uh your mom's cooking no it's not because i cooked earlier uh what is this oh there's something in the microwave salad go check okay what is that smell what did he put in here oh my god dad you cut my baby she describes me tv tv so i'm really interested in being an astronaut oh yeah i really feel like what the hell you um um here's the desserts it's green beans yeah green beans like green beans what the hell is that it's green beans that's green beans i hate green beans junior i hate green beans but we have a big happy family yeah [ __ ] your happy family your family is [ __ ] oh she is your fault [Music] you

Channel: SML Reuploaded

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Id: bYAHU2Gpiuc

Length: 12min 36sec (756 seconds)

Published: Wed May 12 2021