SML Movie: Root Beer [REUPLOADED]

[Music] [Applause] all right i'm here what's the situation oh this is about the job it's about the job you're gonna hold yourself let a professional deal with this all right humpty this is officer brooklyn tea guy i'm gonna need you to back away from that ledge okay we got people down here that care about you all right i know i know things have been a little scrambled for you recently i know you may be at your boiling point and you're ready to crack okay but life's not always sunny side up you know so i'm just gonna need you to back away from that ledge i mean get your families down here humpty just just look at you your egg wife and your egg kids they care about you they don't want to see the the dad get executed on television you know this is not a good exit for you humpty so just just back away from that ledge we don't need another song on our hands humpty are you hearing the words i'm saying down here i feel like i'm walking on eggshells all right i'mma let you think about it okay humpty oh oh god it's up all right well that's all yolks poor humpty can't say we didn't see it coming though he has a song though dude his whole family was there they saw it yeah they saw him die yeah so guys chef pee got me a mini fridge and we filled it full of root beer b a junior yeah dude yeah i want to drink me some real [ __ ] let's go fix some root beers yeah all right guys feast your eyes on all this root beer you got some nice cans junior that's a lot of room beer i've never seen that much in my life we're gonna get drunk wait you can't get drunk off root beer yeah if you drink enough of it it's a soda well but there's still like a little bit of beer in it yeah that's why they call it root beer yeah well i guess that makes sense they must get it from the root or something so we'll get drunk if we drink a lot of it yeah we gotta drink a whole bunch what all the cool kids do oh gosh i'll drink a lot of it but if i don't get drunk you owe me five dollars okay [Music] oh man that's some good root beer junior i think i'm starting to feel it you feeling it junior what are you guys feeling it's just root beer what you just haven't drinking enough of it yet here let me get you another one yeah yeah give me the other one but i even finished the first one well that's the point junior you just have to drink more yeah drink more dude yeah i'm not feeling anything guys just keep drinking till you feel it yeah drink drink drink drink drink i'm not feeling it guys guys i i don't know what you're talking about i still don't feel it where's my glasses what have you seen my glasses i i can't i i saw your mom last night off cody let me see your glasses okay let me see your glasses i want to i want to put them on your glasses i want to put them on your glasses do your shiny so much better now my eyes die i can see everything can you make a light bulb oh yeah i can make a i can make a light bulb wait cody what i lost your glasses what are you going to do where is this going don't blame me for taking your glasses i found your glasses cody [Music] they're right guys i think we're out of beer guys we're out of root beer right we're ready to go joseph guys guys we need to go get more root beer oh yeah we gotta get one get out my way watch where you're going you're purple you're purple purple [Applause] [Music] it's just between me and you three yeah because joey's drunk yeah joey yeah joey cody cody oh we gotta find out who's driving yeah i got it i got i got i got i i forgot i got the perfect way to find out who's driving what what is it who whoever who whoever is me is driving okay oh oh guys what are you doing over there no it's the there's stairs yeah you you you let me drive but but there's stairs no i'm i'm a good driver oh god oh [ __ ] uh that's that's why you let me drive yeah lawn gnome shake the wheel give it away i'm gonna go get go get the root beer jolly joey i'm gonna go get some root beer oh they'll be right back nine nine balls of beer on the wall nine i bought a beer at night with that oh shoot oh god keep it keep it cool just keep it cool hey there sir everything okay oh oh oh buddy can you get you can get the sun out of my eyes yeah it's not the sun it's a flashlight you all right uh yeah just i was driving to the store to the store yeah yeah can i see some license and registration please sure oh you smell that you smell the bacon oink oink all right let me have you step out of the car please i i i can't i can't step out of the vehicle i i there's no doors okay yeah i don't see how that's a problem yeah it seems like it could make it easier no i can't step out i i yeah yeah you have anything to uh anything to drink tonight you haven't had anything to drink yeah it it is water wet okay so that would be a big yes yeah yeah i have i got i gotta get back with this story okay no no no no we're not doing that well i i got it oh oh oh god god the sun yeah i know it's bright but uh why you gotta get to the store so bad huh i got i gotta i gotta i gotta buy more root beer more root beer a little bit yeah okay so i'm gonna just have you step out of the car well i i can't do that okay yeah you can i i can't wait up against the car please brutality the black lives matter all right sir i'm under the impression that you're drunk well i'm i'm i'm more than drunk i'm i'm i'm i'm ready for bed all right how old are you by the way uh uh how old your daughter all right that's it you're going to the slammer well i can't i can't go to jail i can't currently say bye to my dad all right where do you live what right there what right all right we're gonna find out what's going on come on joey who could that be wait julia excuse me sir does he live here [ __ ] chef pee pee don't rap me out bro don't wrap me up unfortunately yes what do you do well you see he passed his breath eliza so i'm thinking he probably just drank a bunch of root beer now he thinks he's drunk ding ding ding what do we have from johnny yeah shut up junior just get inside uh [ __ ] see you later pig come on drink i'm so sorry about that officer please forgive him yeah it's fine uh you mind if i come in and talk to the kids for a minute i guess so yeah come here where's junior i don't know dude oh god guys i just got pulled over and got a dui dude we're not even drunk anymore yeah we took a pretty nasty fall so well yeah i was on the stairs but why i'm i'm still drunk no you're not what what hey there kids i'm officer brooklyn tea guy and what we saw here today was for comedy purposes this this is just ruby it's not actual beer they just thought they were drunk because they're stupid but remember kids the lesson here is never drink unless you're 21 and even when you're 21 drink responsibly and never drink and drive wow officer thanks for the lesson yeah your kids run along and go play okay except for you you just you just sit there and stare at me well that's all [Music] yolks you

Channel: SML Reuploaded

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Keywords: sml, supermariologan, reupload, video, reuploaded, from, movie, root, beer

Id: 3X9M3bbynXQ

Length: 11min 37sec (697 seconds)

Published: Wed May 12 2021