SML Movie: Heartbroken [REUPLOADED]

[Music] yeah i can't wait to see ken ken i'm home yeah ken i was thinking about you all day that's why i bought you this red rose because it reminds me of your prolapsed butthole oh ken you would never do anything to hurt me all right let me curl up next to you kid who is this are you cheating on me answer me is this what you're into now [Applause] oh my god ken who is this and don't say it's your sister because i know you don't have one okay fine kid if you're gonna cheat on me we're done [Music] no mom what's the matter cody i got ken cheating on me with a woman oh it hurts doesn't it cody yeah after i caught your father cheating on me i was devastated it gets better after about the fifth time though because by that point you're just numb to it mom i thought ken loved me yeah i guess it just sucks to suck cody well actually it doesn't it's pretty great to suck i'm going to my friend's house ugh joseph i'm bored me too dude hey junior are you hungry yeah i'm hungry oh wait just a second dude do you want some cheese balls yeah i want some cheese balls we'll just open it why don't you open it it's already in your hand no dude it's a perfectly normal container just open it okay now i'm sort of thinking it's gonna happen if i open that dude nothing's gonna pop out it's just cheese balls open the container okay now i think something's gonna pop out cause you said dude it says cheese balls just open it okay dude you thought it was cheeseburger but it was a little joke dude it was a joke you thought it was cheeseball you were really hungry you were indian dude you look so ugly when you cry can i come inside yeah you come inside my house is your butt called house what yeah yeah so what's wrong cody hey cody do you want some cheese balls okay i'm hungry and sad [Music] we used to play that game with kids boxers oh so what's wrong cody why are you crying ken cheated on me he's a doll dude who'd he cheat on you with he cheated on me with a barbie doll see the word doll was in that [ __ ] wait wait sir so ken cheated on you with another toy so weren't they just playing no junior they were bumping uglies oh okay well cody maybe ken's just moving on to a better thing you know like maybe you should do that way yeah maybe you should try dating a girl you know being straight oh ew junior that's so gay no cody you're supposed to date girls that's what you're supposed to do so why don't you date a girl like ken's doing but but me and ken spent years together i wasted so much money on chocolate syrup oh you know what dude this is getting a little too gay so i'ma leave okay okay well cody come on how about this if i can go find you a girl will you at least go on one date with her you know and see if it works out okay i guess i could try it all right so i'm gonna go try to find you a girl you stay right here and look i'm gonna get you a really fine one okay okay all right cody i found you a girl but we better hurry cause i got her from the park and her parents don't notice she's missing yet oh oh god judy what's wrong with her there's nothing wrong with her she's hot but why is her hair all long like that because girls have long hair cody ew why so you can pull it i don't know cody look you have to like her cause she's a girl you better start liking girls so what's your name elizabeth her name's elizabeth oh oh god what a long name we can call her beth can i just call her ben well cody no no guy names you have to learn to like girls elizabeth meet my friend cody do you think he's cute no he's kind of a nerd okay [ __ ] you too ben calm down look look you have to learn to like her so elizabeth uh tell my friend cody about yourself i like to eat ants ants great maybe we can go out and eat some ants together sometime my treat maybe we can go to a mexican restaurant eat some fire ants extra spicy okay look we got a date going what good june junior i'm not gonna go eat ants why not because it's gross i'm not eating ants she's a girl you better eat some ant if you want that i'm not gonna go eat ants all right so uh elizabeth will you kiss my friend cody no what if i pay you a dollar okay all right code i need you to kiss her oh god kiss her why because she's a girl you need to kiss a girl you need to kiss her on the mouth on the mouth i can't just start with their hand or something first no cody you have to have your first kiss with a girl well i've already had my first kiss with a girl who my mom it was tongue and everything it was so hot all right cody well you need to kiss someone that's not blood related oh god ugh okay i guess i'll try it all right look just pretend that she's your mom cody not another cat i'm sorry junior just you were over there and you were looking all bangable and i just had to kiss you no kiss the girl kiss the girl in the mouth okay oh do you have any mouthwash it wasn't that bad oh god junior it was horrible it's the most disgusting thing i've ever done in my life so you don't want to keep kissing her no no judy i don't want to kiss her anymore just get get her out of here before i throw up all right elizabeth you can leave wait where's my dollar cody do you have a dollar no i don't have a dollar you know what there's a lesson to be learned here get your money up front hoe leave yeah see yeah you don't pay hose oh god junior that was disgusting i can't do this oh all right cody well maybe the problem is maybe the problem is that she was a real girl maybe you need a doll yeah okay maybe so look let me go get you a doll and maybe that'll be better all right all right cody i got you two girls to choose from thanks i hate both of them mark no come on cody you have to give them a chance but junior they're just they're just not hunky at all i mean where are their muscles where are their abs they have boobs ew what am i even supposed to do with those punch em come on cody look i'll tell you something about both of them and then you tell me if you like them okay all right so this one's name is kimberly hi kimberly and this one's name is kalyn kaitlyn no kaelyn no t oh oh god why just spell it normal it's not cute i know i know cody doesn't make any sense we don't understand but anyway she's a freak in the streets but she's a freak in the sheets okay yeah yeah and also kimberly's a flight attendant but she has weekends off and a 401k oh okay kaylynn doesn't have a job wow yeah but she makes money other ways oh okay yeah yeah yeah so um which one you want well why isn't she wearing shoes oh she's carrying her shoes why she likes to walk barefoot because she's so drunk she can't walk straight in her heels she walks barefoot on the street yeah her feet's all like all black and asphalt and there's really like dirt and stuff it's gross ew no i think i'll just go with kimberly you made a good decision you dodged a bullet there yeah yeah now katelyn's a thot yeah yeah so uh it looks like you chose kimberly okay great all right so this is what you're gonna do you and kimberly need to go on a date in front of ken and his new girlfriend and make ken jealous oh yeah yeah and then kendall want to get back with me because he'll remember how good of a boyfriend i am i should turn ken gay again no no no that's what i'm saying i'm trying to say that you're supposed to show ken how well you're doing without him well i actually like the gay one better so i'm just gonna do that oh okay come on kimberly let's go make ken jealous so ken it's nice of you to come to dinner i'm glad to see you dressed up well anyway even though you cheated on me i thought we could still be friends so i would like to introduce you to my girl girl girlfriend that's right that's right i'm straight now too i like girls i like i like boobs that's that's what i like i i i i enjoy that now and i also i also like tuna i love the smell of tuna in the morning i say that all the time don't i yes i do this is kimberly she's a flight attendant and earlier today we joined the mile high club didn't we yes we did we do butt stuff but with girl butts this time because they have two butts they have one butt in the front and one butt on the back i i don't really understand it but but i like that now so ken i'd like to know more about the girl that you decided was better than me and decided to leave a five-year relationship for anyway uh please uh [ __ ] does your girl a friend do for a living i mean what does your girlfriend do for a living oh she must be a mime because she doesn't talk well that's okay ken i hope you brought your appetite i ordered your favorite food waiter bon appetit now waiter i'd like you to explain what you just brought 15 hot dogs 15 hot dogs 15 raw wieners now you like wieners don't you can oh i know you do you can't change that much you remember this ken you remember a wiener right in your face oh i know you love it oh yeah now ken i just have a question for your new girlfriend what does that mouth do oh nothing well that's interesting i'll show you what my mouth do [Laughter] oh [Laughter] that is what my mouth do waiter yes i think we're ready for dessert already yes all right you didn't even eat them you just speak mayonnaise all right here's your dessert looks good you remember this ken i asked if they had a bigger one but they didn't you remember when we used to share these i would take one end and you take the other end like in lady and the [ __ ] you guys want to see a magic trick hold on cody is that only in your mouth oh what ha pull it okay yeah ken loves that magic trick he's seen it about a thousand times well this dinner has been fascinating but me and kimberly really should be going i have to take her home so i can kick her boobs around i'm sure you understand come on kimberly we have a flight to catch i don't think it worked ken's face didn't change all night he doesn't care about me i'm so heartbroken i mean his face doesn't change cuz he's a doll but whatever do you think maybe it's because it wasn't gay enough oh no it was really gay really i was super gay well what did you think about it i thought it was really gay really yeah so why didn't he like it because maybe he's into girls now and he doesn't care about stuff like that yeah yeah what am i gonna do now junior well i mean look why don't you just keep dating kimberly no like kimberly she's a girl she had a retirement plan and everything she's a hard worker i don't care junior i don't like girls i'm gonna be alone forever yeah cody look who's here ken yeah look at the award he brought you world's greatest boyfriend oh my god ken but wait this doesn't make sense what's going on well uh ken said that today was just a big prank uh he wanted to make you think he likes girls so you prove how much you love him oh my god really can't you prank me so good who wants cheese balls dude oh my god ken i love you so much wait but what about his girlfriend uh he threw her away like she was trash oh good yeah well but but wait who put him and her in my bed this morning why don't you look at me anymore i cook i clean i do everything around here and you just sit around with your shirt off i don't know no kid i thought i lost you forever okay ken let's make a promise that we'll never like girls ever again they're gross okay you fixed my broken heart i thought it was cheese balls but it wasn't cheese balls i got myself oh man oh good times [Music] good you

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Length: 14min 16sec (856 seconds)

Published: Thu May 13 2021