SML Movie: Bowser Junior's Mom [REUPLOADED]

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[Music] so guys what do you want to do today junior i have nothing to do today i'm down for whatever you want to do literally anything yeah me too dude anything yeah okay guys i know what i want to do help me assemble this oh man that is huge dude what guys it's a huge lego set and look how many pieces there are there's 1969. 69. oh man that's a lot of pieces dude i know so we should all assemble it right junior i said i had nothing to do today not all week this is gonna take forever well it's not gonna take that long guys look there's three of us we can get it done junior it says it's for ages 14 and up we're 10 years old but by the time we're done with this we'll be 14 or older so i guess that works come on guys i'll say your job for anything anything i want to do and i want to build this okay i guess so dude let's get started come on okay junior i need four of these red pieces four red pieces yeah um oh there's a red a junior i don't need a red a it's like a square shape okay uh i don't see any red pieces you know junior this would probably be a lot easier if you didn't dump out all the bags cody i was just trying to help i thought if i poured out all the bags we'd be able to see all the pieces juniors they put them in bags so that you can find the pieces easier okay cody so what's complaining gonna do huh you're gonna take it back a time before i put all the bags just just find four red pieces okay um uh oh oh oh i found it i found it boom i'm trying to help they're the red piece right there okay first of all this isn't the piece i need and second i need four of them oh okay cody well i don't know where it's at okay just ask joseph joseph you already read pieces oh dude i made a core whoa cody joseph made a car a car junior did you want a car or a rocket i don't know jose's car is looking pretty cool better than your stupid rocket i mean what is that okay look i am on step 146 it's been an hour and this is all i have cause i don't have any red pieces okay well look first of all joseph do you have any red pieces uh yeah but i need it for the spoiler dude okay joseph has the red pieces but he needs it for the spoiler for his car those are the red pieces i've been looking for i need those uh cody said you need those but dude i need it for my spoiler look it's better that way it's more aerodynamic dude he said it's more aerodynamic okay that's fine you know what junior how about we don't even build a rocket ship it's fine i didn't want to build it anyway go do you want to build something easier yeah yeah i would like that a lot okay fine i'll get you something easier to build yo i want to complete outside look how about we just build this space shuttle okay junior you idiot you mix these pieces with the other pieces goody i didn't mix any pieces look the pieces for this are on top on top of what the other pieces now they're all scrambled how are we gonna find them look now they're scrambled oh great now we're never gonna get finished just build this you said it'd be a lot easier it's not gonna be easy now that it's mixed with our other rocketship pieces you idiot now there's someone at the door maybe it's a genius that could actually help us find pieces i'm like you uh hello uh moo moo oh oink oh hello what nice man is uh is cody here i i need him to come home so i can wash his tushy like the mama lion from lion king oh yeah he's here i'll go get him cody check out my car look at the spoiler dude yeah you think the spoiler's tall enough hey cody your big fat ugly pig mom's at the door she said you have to go home oh thank god she's saving me i don't have to deal with this anymore well i wouldn't want to go home with that big ugly mom oh you know what junior at least i have a mom unlike you two whoa dude that's harsh but it must sucks for you because you don't even know your mom dude well your mom ran away well i knew she ran away but at least i know my mom dude you don't know your mom hmm well joseph you can go home oh okay but um i'm gonna take my car with a nice spoiler oh i don't know my mom dad uh hey dad junior what are you doing in here well i i have a question um who's my mom oh oh oh what what who's my mom uh uh your mom uh oh oh yeah junior don't you remember your mom was the stork she flew in and just dropped you you were in your little white diaper bag you remembered the store that that's a cartoon like who's my real mom like cody has a mom and joseph has a mom i mean jose's mom ran away but everyone has moms and they know who their mom is but i don't know who my mom is so where did i come from oh look okay you junior you got me i'm your mom what dad you can't be my mom you're my dad oh i'm your dad but i'm your mom too junior look you came from my butt yeah yep i pooped you out it was a real bad poop i was constipated but you came for my butt dad i couldn't keep from your butt no you came from my butt junior that's why i call you and little turd yeah yeah you're a little poop there's no way i keep in your butt who's my real mom junior i'm your mom don't ask me that question anymore you came from my butt we satisfied with that answer okay man i mean mom yeah that's right call me mom that was close i can't let him know that his mom actually left him just you know to hang out a dry oh let me call her let her know that he wants to talk to her [Music] come on shelby pick up the phone stop being stubborn all the time uh hello shelby are you there oh come on shelby don't give me the silent treatment now look we banged i seen you naked we have a son together look it's time for you to actually come and see your son i know you don't want to see him because he looks like me and you hate me but look i'm concerned he's sad and depressed shelby look it's time for you to be a real mom and when you're ready you know my address show up oh man i really wish shelby would come and visit junior so he could have a mom what what who could that be hello hello who's out here shelby oh shelby is that really you oh you really do care you do care about junior oh come on let's come inside oh doing the dishes oh man this dish is so clean i can actually lick i it like that baby you like that bowser what do you want can you see i'm doing the dishes hey chef peepee after you're done doing the dishes i need you to make a big family dinner for us and if you don't do it imma beat you to death with that plate you got me two fast humps if you got me okay all right junior i know you've been asking who your mom is if she finally came to see you what she did yeah this is your mom shelby well shelby that's my mom yeah she's beautiful and i hit that from behind high five oh yeah dad i can't believe that's my mom i finally know who my mom is she's so beautiful hi mom i'm junior i haven't seen you that many times it was my first time seeing you but i love you so much mommy i'm so glad i finally meet you oh dad this is so awesome i have a mom now yeah i know it's great and now we're gonna have a big family dinner so you can you know really get to meet her holy that's so awesome that's gonna be so cool i can't wait but i need you to you know go somewhere because me and her gotta get us some alone time okay okay uh yeah y'all have some alone time and i love you guys and you're awesome and hi mom and i love you yeah yeah he's a little excited but come on shelby let's go upstairs oh man i'm so glad i finally got to meet my mom oh maybe my mom and dad can help me with my lego mission like a big happy family i'm gonna go see you oh baby you were super freaked i like that how about we do like we did in the old days and get real nasty junior what the hell are you doing in here can't you see i'm trying to smash oh sorry dad look i'm just trying to make you a brother or sister oh well i'd really like to have a sister well let me do my thing come on get out of here okay sorry dad uh hi mom bye mom all right let's get to it baby wait come on that you already know what it is you know you call me big dick bowser you know i'm backing baby oh don't act shot now junior get in here yeah dad since you rudely interrupted me and your mother's a long time she doesn't even want me to smash and since you wanted to be so annoying how about you spend time with her oh okay i will oh sorry dad dad yells a lot i love you mom um so first off my friend cody he's a stupid nerd and uh he doesn't think that i have a mom and he made fun of me so can i invite him over and rub you in his face okay i'll invite him over right now all right cody i'd like you to meet my mom junior this is a turtle yeah and what am i oh okay i get it yeah i'm a turtle she's a turtle this is my mom okay but junior how do you know this isn't just a normal turtle uh because my dad banged this one oh well i guess that makes it pretty official yeah so she's my mom you know what's cool about her being my mom you can't call her a fat cow you can't call her a fat pig cause you won't know what she is a turtle yeah so the only thing you can call her is a turtle oh i guess i could call her slow well well i could call you four eyes oh okay yeah how about that yeah i guess i wouldn't like that yeah so this is my mom and she loves me and she's not fat and ugly like your mom she's gorgeous and she looks just like me look yeah no yeah you're right yeah you look just like it yeah yeah so anyway this is my mom and you can just screw off now forever because my mom finally came back to me and she loves me see look ew she's looking at you like ew you're ugly okay i guess i'll leave then yeah bye cody see mom those are my friends yeah four eyes right anyway i'll see you at dinner mom bowser wants me to make this big nice family dinner for him we're not even a family i don't even know what to cook wait what the hell is that a real live turtle in the kitchen well you know what that means we're gonna make turtle soup all right now let me get the spices where are they yeah junior bowser dinner's ready oh man dad this smells delicious yeah i don't know what chef pee pee cooked but it looks good yeah i can't wait to try it oh oh man this tastes good oh yeah i love it wait wait dad where's mom yeah where is she oh i hope she didn't run away again oh hold on let me ask you if you've seen her yeah hey chef pee pee oh hey junior oh i know what you're here for you're here to thank me for that wonderful soup i made i mean the soup was pretty good chef pee pee yeah it was delicious right i loved it but i have a question have you seen my mom julia don't play with me stop joking look you are a bastard child you don't have a mom well i do have a mom chef maybe she came to visit me today junior you were obviously dreaming and you woke up it was a dream starting to break the news to you idiot well no it should be it's not a dream i really do have a mom she came to visit me today well where is she's at then that's why i came to ask you where's she at have you seen her no i haven't seen her what does she look like well uh she uh looks like a turtle a turtle are you serious yeah like an actual like animal turtle like a real turtle wait an actual turtle yeah like an actual animal turtle like she'll be crawling on the ground somewhere yeah yeah my mom's a turtle if you saw a turtle on the ground that was my mom [Applause] oh oh hey junior i don't know what chef pee pee put in the soup but it's delicious yeah it is really good wait did chef pee pee see your mom no he said he hasn't seen her oh my god i bet she left again like the first time when you were born that whole this is why i have trust issues with women now so you think mom left again yup cause she's a hoe and hoe's going to be hoes so i couldn't blame tammy oh my god oh my god i can't believe i could do your smile oh i'm definitely going to hell now oh man oh my god i ate her i actually ate the bowl of hair oh and i fed it to junior too and he entered what am i going to do oh take me think you got to tell junior you got to tell julia you can't be such a horrible person you know what i'm going to tell them now [Music] hey junior hey chef pee pee you want to make a lego missile with me uh no look i have some bad news to tell you go ahead and tell me there's nothing you could tell me to make my day any worse my mom left what your mom loved oh wait that's the bad news i had to tell you your mom loved uh that was the only news i had to tell you uh so bye bye oh come on champion you can't do them like that you have to tell them the truth come on tell you the truth you know what junior i actually know what happened to your mom what she left me because she hates me oh no no junior your mom junior you ate her i don't hate her junior you ate her what ate her no i only have one mom i don't have eight of them no junior you idiot oh i cooked your mom and i fed her to you you ate her what yes yes i saw her crawling on the floor i'm so sorry i put her in the pot i cooked there started up and i fed her to your dad and you [Applause] mom my mom's right there she's right there no no no no way junior i'm telling you i put her in the pot and everything i cooked her i cooked it to death no chef you didn't cook her oh you put her in a pot well i took her out of the pot wait what yeah chevy this is what happened chef pee pee when's dinner gonna be ready chef pee pee what mom what mom what are you doing in the pot that chef pee pee's pot get get out of there mom there you go mom now stay out of chef peepee's pots he doesn't like stuff like that so i'll see you at dinner let me put this back put this back oh hey chef pee pee julia what are you doing in the kitchen uh i'm over here chef pee pee over where to your right junior what are you doing in the kitchen oh wait why are you wearing a blindfold because junior i'm about to cook a live animal and i don't want the witness to death look look it's going to be a slow and painful death i don't want to witness it at all okay so just can you turn on the stove for me okay it's on all right now get out of here i don't want you to witness it either it's going to be gruesome okay all right now let me find that water oh where is it oh here it is oh let's get the boiling water all right that sounds right though all right all right here's the lid all right be quiet turtle it's going to be slow but just be quiet please see chef peepee that's what happened you didn't kill her look she's alive oh thank god i didn't kill her oh i thought i killed her but i didn't kill her yeah you didn't kill myself bb my mom's alive i love you so much mom please don't ever leave me again i want you in my life forever dad dad dad look mom didn't leave she's right here oh thank goodness oh glad she didn't leave maybe if your mom wants to we can actually work it out and be a big happy family that'd be so awesome i'd have my mom and my dad mom can you please stay and don't don't eat my legos please no don't don't eat my legos please uh you can help me make a big lego missile dad i think she wants to stay oh yes this is awesome [Music] so [Music] you
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Channel: SML Reuploaded
Views: 698,073
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Keywords: sml, supermariologan, reupload, video, reuploaded, from, movie, bowser, junior, junior's, jr's, jr, mom
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Length: 17min 33sec (1053 seconds)
Published: Thu May 13 2021
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