SML Movie: Black Yoshi's In Trouble [REUPLOADED]

Video Statistics and Information

Video
Captions Word Cloud
Reddit Comments
Captions
[Music] who could that be at this time at night hello is this one yours black yoshi oh god i do nothing what officer what'd he do well i caught him stealing inactive gift cards at a local convenience store [ __ ] i thought they had money on black yoshi why would you steal why are you always stealing i need some money you don't let me use the credit card no more and i'm trying to buy some pics and i need some money for her and my welfare check ain't coming yet whatever black you should stop doing that what do i gotta do officer well his bail set at five thousand dollars five thousand dollars black yoshi where am i gonna get that money oh there's a stolen credit card under my pillow the name on it is john fo go go get it pay the man his money so he don't take me to jail but a stone that's illegal like yoshi he don't know that he he thinks your name john is i'll be right back officer let me go get my non-stolen credit card all right okay officer here's my totally not stolen credit card all right go ahead put it in oh but put it in yeah go ahead put it in my mouth oh oh okay what what what was that about well i have a card reader in my mouth so i just charged you five thousand dollars so you're free to go black yoshi oh man thanks so much mark i mean john thanks for the five thousand dollar bill folk i'll repay you somehow well whatever black yoshi so what do we do now officer well black yoshi still has a court date tomorrow a court date tomorrow mm-hmm what do we do at the court date well at the court the uh the judge will determine if black yoshi has turned his life around and if he has great he's free to go and if he has not then he could get 25 years to life in prison 25 years to life man i ain't going bad folk i ain't doing it i'm not going to work it out so all right thank you officer have a great night how are you hope you too uh make sure that monkey behaves what mug you just called him a monkey i know he didn't call me no monkey that's racist it's the monkey behind you oh i thought you were calling my black friend no not at all all right i'll see you later oh omega killstreak yo oh boy you scared him do you not care that you might go to jail for life for the cop was just playing man he he he just joking for you paid him five thousand dollars he ain't gonna send me no court like you have to go to court if you don't go to court they're gonna send a warrant for your arrest and you're going to jail for that that's a scared tactics they trying to they're trying to get me fo they're trying to scare me into being right man ain't no harm and stealing some inactive gift cards black yoshi you need to get your life on track you're a bad person oh and you wanna know what you is what folk you bald get my hat back black yoshi you know what you're gonna if you're gonna go to jail for the rest of your life you don't turn your life around but you're gonna be bald for the rest of your life ah stupid black yoshi he doesn't understand that he needs to stop doing bad things i wish there was someone that would show him what his life would be like if he kept doing bad things and i would give my soul to have my hair back the devil hello let's go away oh you're evil and mean oh come on they're the thirds why are you here well somebody said something about the soul so that's kind of my thing well well i'm not giving you my soul so go away i'm a christian and and i believe in god oh well okay that's how you feel i suppose yeah wait wait wait wait wait wait wait look at that hair you have gorgeous hair i mean i know you're evil but you have gorgeous hair really you think so yeah it takes over your entire head you're not bald yes i guess it is pretty nice yes it's really nice and i would do anything to have that much hair anything no i'm not giving you my soul oh come on man what do you even need my soul for anyway like what do you do with them well i don't i don't really need it it's just part of the job really and you know whatever or just go away oh i guess you don't want hair all right no i don't want it but wait wait wait wait come back i do need you for something if you don't mind okay well my friend black yoshi he's he's a criminal he does bad things he steals and he he's mean to everyone yeah it's great no that's not not great i mean yeah but anyway um i need you to talk talk to him and and tell him to stop doing bad things like show them what hell is like and show them what being a bad person ends up doing to you well that is pretty much the opposite of what they usually do i mean i know i know you're supposed to influence bad things but come on please just do it for me i mean please i mean well well you did you did compliment my hair so sure what the hell huh all right thank you so much he's in that room behind you all right go in there and just scare scare him okay make him into a good person okay all right whoa black yo sheep stop playing video games and doing bad things why man what what the hell is that my game broken what the hell's the devil doing on the screen folks i'm actually on here hey oh man what what are you doing in my couch fo oh wait some bald guy told me to come talk to you about being a better person man i don't know what mario done said you fo but i ain't not no bad person is oh well just in case uh you should come with me and i'll show you around hell and stuff folk i don't want to go no hail no it's lovely this time of year come on man what if oh get mario off my bed yes boy welcome to hell man it's hot though well there is fire everywhere so yes well i guess ain't that bad folk well why are people still complaining about it all the time well i could tell you but they would rather sing it instead la la la la la la la la hey folk i want to hear that well i could wrap it for you then yes drop me a beat hitler [Music] you like to have the hop right yes oh yes this is some funky [ __ ] right here yes oh word to my dead mother oh yes [Music] rap music sing along kids hailey's home hail is bad all you see is fire that's why people are sad i'm just kidding hell is red loko's on fire my homeboy chad i'm the boss i give all the orders i'll see you here if you murder a lawyer sell me your soul i only got two quarters everybody's thirsty but we ran out of water me hell released that bad with that rap song for that beat was on point man i kind of like him i'ma stick around oh well that's not good well what do you like then um i like fried chicken cuddly kool-aid well none of those are in hell both of them yeah no get out of here take me back take me back right now folks take me back jeez bling oh my god oh my god i don't ever want to go back to hell man oh call of duty oh you do not want to go back to hell so you will have to stop doing bad things oh [ __ ] i promise i promise i didn't do nothing wrong again i'll see you later what do you mean black yoshi man i just went to hell for a little bit with the devil man i don't want to go back you're scary man there's no chicken there's no call of duty and there's no kool-aid okay like if she will you know what you need to do right yeah man i gotta turn my life around folks yeah you gotta become a better person you want me to help you out yes help me please okay black yoshi okay well i got the perfect thing okay come on all right black yoshi you want to learn how to be a better person right yeah folk man i got to keep my my call of duty my fried chicken and my my kool-aid i cannot go to hell folk i know that so there's three things you need to work on okay you need to learn how to control your anger okay you need to learn how to be nice to people you don't like okay and you also need to learn how to share so i brought in toad toad what's up buddy who did not do that to me mario man i hate tofu you need to learn how to be nice to him even though he's annoying you got to learn how to be friends with him okay so give him a nice hug yeah yeah give me a hug no no no no i'm not hugging toefl give him a nice friendly hug like you come on give me a beer you can't be violent i did not want him to hug me folks well black yoshi you gotta learn how to be friends with him okay let's skip to sharing um we're gonna let toad play your call of duty okay nope nope no no no no no he's not he's not he's not playing my code before anything see i know how to play i've watched so many videos on youtube about it dude i can do it i promise just what come on yeah like you give it like it's gonna ruin my kd you have to learn how to share oh man i got this now um wait what's that guy doing in front of them [Music] let's share something else ah we are not doing this in my kd anymore you're not playing totally uh you're not made for this come with me all right black yoshi you need to learn how to share okay all right folks i say anything it's not the call of duty i got that okay so you'll share anything right yeah yeah so for dinner i got you a 10 piece chicken meal from kfc you got me some cheetos you got me some chicken yeah i got you oh i can't wait to do it wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait but toad hasn't eaten all day oh man i am starving you better not touch chicken some chicken you better know go ahead and eat some chicken wait hold on [Applause] you had to learn how to share i'm so proud of you you learned how to share and you didn't even kill toes i'm gonna kill them don't kill him you made it this far okay i'm so proud of you look here's your here's your piece of chicken it's not enough also one more thing your child support came in oh hell no the child is not my fault i ain't paying that i ain't not paying the child support black yoshi you gotta pay it you came this far no no i already know what a letter gonna say it'll say black yoshi you owe me a big fat chick uh ps your ex-wife your baby mama [ __ ] i do not owe her that black yoshi well you gotta pay it for me get off a hundred dollars no you're not borrowing 500 you got to use your own money before i ain't got no money well then you got to get a job for i ain't not getting no jobs man that's what we're paying chase fo no one thing that'll show the judge that you turned your life around is if you got a job so yeah and where do you think i'm gonna get me as a job i know exactly where you can work well i think you've chosen mcdonald's i may take your order oh hey um i like to order uh uh number two nah nah nah nah never mind uh and uh that's too expensive uh how about a chicken um y'all still serving breakfast no it's two o'clock breakfast stop three hours ago oh damn uh well how about them chicken nuggets huh no no not on the chicken nuggets it's for kids um what you got on a dollar menu well the dollar menus are there oh yeah it is so duh damn um well can i get two chocolate chip cookies for a dollar but yeah you get it this is the problem i don't really got a dollar i'm kind of broke right now then what the hell you doing in the store man get out you can't you can't you can't help my brother out man get out of here your stupid broke ass damn why you can't get my service no moe what's wrong black yoshi working is horrible man fast food sucks dude i know i know working at fast food sucks but doesn't it feel good that you're helping society man i don't care about those societies i'm just trying to get my my job together so i don't go to jail man i'm ready for my court date now tell the judge i got me as a job and whatnot man well well your court date's tomorrow and i hope you do a good job i'm so proud of you black yoshi yeah folk man i'm gonna go in there and read that judge though what yeah well i don't know what that means but we don't know me i'm gonna do a good job in there all right all right gonna go no jail all right all right for the honorable judge goodman good all right settle down settle down all right the first case of the day is screwball again hey judge goodman i got [ __ ] up this time i'm i'm sorry i'm sorry all right screwball um your charge is child molestation okay uh 30 days get it over with get up okay all right the next case is black yoshi hey judge is so immediate all right black yoshi if you can prove to me you've changed your life around and you all go to jail for 25 years of life well i paid my child support i got me as a job as uh i haven't beaten up anybody for taking my kool-aid i'm a chicken or my call of duty or anything like that yoshi you proved to me that a black man such as yourself can turn its life around you're free to go get out of here ready folk really yeah the uh the judge let me off though so i ain't gotta go no jail really you're not going to jail no vote man i'm good i'm sure i told you they're just playing well that's awesome okay so you can continue to work and do amazing in life no man i quit that john it's a joke folks you quit your job at mcdonald's yeah why i don't want to deal no fast food man i'm a grown man i don't need to work but what are you going to do now then play call dude i do not need a job folks you'll never change man welfare check hiroko [Music] you
Info
Channel: SML Reuploaded
Views: 548,417
Rating: undefined out of 5
Keywords: sml, supermariologan, reupload, video, reuploaded, from, black, yoshi, yoshi's, in, trouble
Id: QyFuYAv9cF4
Channel Id: undefined
Length: 17min 13sec (1033 seconds)
Published: Tue May 04 2021
Related Videos
Note
Please note that this website is currently a work in progress! Lots of interesting data and statistics to come.