SML Movie: Black Yoshi's House Arrest [REUPLOADED]

[Music] hey black yoshi can you go to the gas station and buy me a pepsi i don't feel like going mario what makes you think i want to go all the way to the gas station just to get you a pepsi i'll let you keep the change i'll go all right mario so here's your pepsi and you said i get to keep the change so i get to keep five hours black is not a pepsi there's a glass of water that you wrote pepsi on with sharpie mario now you know you ain't supposed to be drinking sodas they bad for you i'm just doing you a favor so here's some water black yoshi no you don't find i'm taking my five dollars back if you don't want to eat my drink i'll go get it myself mario fine fine folks i'll go get you a pepsi so i can keep the change man all right here you go gonna be on for you yeah that's it you guys got any discounts just get to keep the change no you don't know oh man man cause i get to keep you changed i was one of these guys got that buy one get one half off oh ain't got no walls that's all right oh hey mario you need your pepsi full and you said i get to keep the change right black yoshi where'd you get all this money it's the change oh that's the change i only gave you five dollars black yoshi well the pepsi was on sale with 25 salt oh that makes sense so you gave him a five dollar bill to give you back a thousand dollars well maybe i won a contest or maybe you stole it oh wow just because i'm black you thinks i stole it no because your store is why i think you stole it i think you stole it i ain't steal nothings who's that oh hello hey it's black yoshi here huh yeah i'm coming in all right officer black yoshi's right here oh that's a nice little nest of money he made for himself yeah you're under arrest black yoshi wait why because you stole a pepsi in all the money out of the cash register at the gas station he did what oh yeah the gas station employee left the register open so he could go get some more ones and black yoshi took all the money and the pepsi and ran hold all i got an excuse for that i can't wait to hear it all right so this is what happens so i was at the counter at the gas station and the man opened up the cash register box and he had to go get some more ones well outside i saw a car full of robbers pull up and i was like oh they about to rob this place and take all the money so i took all the money so they wouldn't take it and i was gonna give it back later so you admit you stole the money yeah but only to protect your money okay i'll tell you what i'm gonna arrest you right now and then we'll see what the judge thinks you're guilty as [ __ ] you are protecting that money you are stealing that [ __ ] and for that reason i'm sentencing you to six months of house arrest how's the wrist what'd that mean man why do i gotta wear this fang on my ankle cause you under house arrest that means you're not allowed to leave the house and that thing on your ankle is an apple watch that lets me track all your movements through the find my fugitive app it alerts me if you do try to leave the house wow black issue all of this because you had to rob a gas station well what if i have to leave the house to go to work good joke you're not allowed to leave the house what happens if he does leave the house oh if he leaves the house he goes to jail for five years wow black if you go to jail for five years if you try to leave that mario i'm not gonna leave the house folk man calm down sorry for wasting your time officer oh no this is gonna be fun just make sure you don't leave the house well black yoshi all of this because you had to steal money from the gas station mario i did not steal no money i was protecting it just like nicholas cage and the declaration of my appendix what you mean the movie national treasure yeah you're so stupid mario man come on man i'm only stupid house of refs i can't leave the house but it's not like i need to leave the house anyway i got everything i needs right here got my call of duties i got my kool-aid and i got me some tv and i'm gonna watch me some tv right now do you like free stuff do you like chicken well come on down to kfc cause kfc is giving out free buckets of chicken all day long today only oh free buckety chicken day oh i'ma go right now oh but i can't i can't leave the house because of this stupid house arrest so how am i gonna get the chicken oh i gots an idea yo jeffy come here real quick i got your birthday present there you go boy your very own ankle bracelet now i'ma go get me some chicken all right class today we're gonna be learning where does milk come from it comes from girls with big titties and it also comes from cows hey look cody he drew your mom on the board the cow yeah and if you notice class the cow also has big titties and milk can also come from almonds that have big titties i'm talking big kitties makes you want to go rock a goddamn motorboat oh man junior i wish i had big tennis could if i did i'd squeeze them like a balloon until i popped whoa jeffy look at that cool apple watch thanks junior some random guy gave it to me all right i tracked black yoshi to this room he wasn't supposed to leave the house now he's going to jail all right everybody on the ground free holy [ __ ] crass it's another crazy white kid with a gun holocaust just like we practice run zig zag i'll pretend to be dead so he did he already shot you no no i'm a cop it's okay that was an accident i didn't mean to do that why the hell did you throw crayons at me good thinking cody everyone throw stuff at the shooter we're not going down without a fire [Applause] i want a piece of bad ass do you know why you're getting suspended guy yeah i have a pretty good idea yeah is it because i brought a gun into a school it's cause you brought a gun into a school you weren't even wearing your police officer uniform i know i know i was in a hurry i was brushing my teeth and i got the alert that black yoshi had left his house because he was on house arrest and they just ran out the door without my uniform you know how bad this looks guy you ran into a school with a gun screaming for the kids to get on the floor yeah now i realize how bad that looks i uh started regretting it when they started beating the [ __ ] out of me yeah notice my two black eyes in my broken arm you do realize you got beat up by a bunch of elementary school children what do you want me to do shoot him guy you know i'm supposed to suspend you for a month with pay you realize this right i know but damn it you're my only officer so bring me black yoshi by the end of the day or it's your ass yes sir hey black yoshi wait where'd you get all this chicken from oh oh kfc was having a free bucket of chicken day free bucket of chicken day mm-hmm well how'd you get it you're not allowed to leave the house you're on house arrest oh oh well my oh my my my friend pookie brought it to me your friend pookie brought it to you sounds like a lie hey daddy oh hey jeffy how was school oh it was really cool today this guy came in with a gun and i threw her desk at him what yep and then the whole class started beating the [ __ ] out of him hold on hold on jeffy there's one at the door uh hello hey how's black yoshi here what happened to you oh this uh yeah i uh i i fell down the stairs uh into the street where a school bus came and ran me over and then all the kids got out and beat the [ __ ] out of me i'm so sorry yeah yeah is he here or what oh black yoshi yeah yeah he's here okay i'm coming in all right black yoshi's in here where'd he go jeffy where did black yoshi go he said he smelled bacon because the pigs were here so he left oh did he okay well you can still track him because there's an ankle bracelet on right oh yeah hold on all right let's take a look okay look i'm on his phone case yeah sml merch.com buy it all right let's take a look oh it says he's right here it says he's in the room yeah he should be jeffy where did black yoshi go he left the room daddy your kid's lying it says he's right here okay well then let's look oh maybe he's in the kfc bucket no just wait daddy i'm going to my room all right it says he's on the move is that he left yeah where'd he go he's going that way let's go all right says he's in here he is dang what the [ __ ] are you guys doing in my room jeffy is black yoshi in here no this is me and my giraffe's private time okay look the tracker doesn't lie so he's got to be in here somewhere all right i'm gonna check under the bed no he's not under the bed all right well since you guys won't leave me in my drive alone for our private time we're going outside look he's on the move again where he is which way is he going he's going this way okay he's at it says he's right in front of us that doesn't make any sense does it really say he's right in front of us yeah it says he's right there why the [ __ ] do you guys keep following me because jeffy the tracker says i block you she's in front of us oh maybe he's in the giraffe yep shoved him right off the ash hole in my giraffe you want to check well maybe he's under your helmet daddy how high are you god damn it what's wrong look at his ankle what is that black yoshi's tracker yup yup he gave it to me and said it was my birthday present why did you tell us that jeffy i didn't know i had to tell you about a birthday present daddy your birthday's not till august jeffy well that explains why we've been following him around all day and why he was at this school this morning god damn it i am so stupid let's just go back to the house uh what are we gonna do now i don't know this track is pretty much useless where could black yoshi be hey what this plate used to be full of chicken black yoshi must have come back and eaten it all wait wait where do you think he's at now i don't know but he can't have getting far i'm gonna go look for him all right yo mario he go yoshi you look ridiculous with that wigging that fake mustache this mustache ain't fake oh see you [ __ ] fake you were not supposed to leave the house but mario it was free chicken day at the kfc and would you rather me ask you for money or take advantage of the free chicken black yoshi you have this tracker on your leg you're not supposed to leave the house so you put it on jeffy and then he went to school which made it look like you left the house why didn't you just leave it on the couch so it didn't look like you left oh well i didn't thinks about that so when the [ __ ] comes back what are you gonna do you're gonna get arrested no i'm not though i got me a whole bag of tricks look see you look mario my big bag of tricks and he won't know what's coming up next and for my next trick just tell him that's me and i don't have to go to jail okay all right thanks folk the officer officer he's in here what oh there you are you bastard get on the ground oh yeah oh oh you're going to jail for a long time thanks mario uh you're welcome sifo no i ain't has to go to jail you

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Length: 11min 35sec (695 seconds)

Published: Thu May 13 2021